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You and Helen?
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She's a wild one with that little
swastika down there.
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That's a flower.
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He's going around telling people I have
some sort of anti-Semitic twat.
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Oh, I'm going to fucking kill him.
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Okay, now I'm a little scared.
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He should be scared.
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Fucking brilliant.
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Really? I would love to do that.
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Great.
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Do you want me in your show?
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You have to tell her how you feel.
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I know she's your friend, but I'm not
sure she has our best interests at
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heart. No?
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She's clearly in love with you.
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Beverly? How is that crazy?
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Oh, please. Look at her hair.
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Timing. How was the gym?
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This idiot woman on the treadmill next
to me was yakking on her phone the
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entire time. I hate people.
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And there's a big bloody sign right in
front of her saying, no bones.
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I rest my case.
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I'm staring at her, trying to blow her
up with my mind, and then I look up at
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the sign, and then I look back to her,
then up at the sign again, and she's
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just rattling on, totally oblivious.
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I swear, it was all I could do not to
grab her fucking phone and throw it
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across the gym.
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Why didn't you just say something?
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I didn't want to make a big deal of it.
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Ah, look who's here.
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Oh, look.
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There's your girlfriend.
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Not mighty.
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Almost got me there.
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Almost.
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Actually, you are just the person I
wanted to see.
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Oh? I got the weirdest call yesterday
from Matt LeBlanc's agent saying you'd
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offered him a role in Opposites. Ah,
right.
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I was like, what?
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So sorry, totally our fault. Matt read
the script, wanted to do it. We didn't
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know how to say no.
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Welcome to my world.
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We finally told him last night it was
not pretty.
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Well, next time, I just appreciate a
little heads up. Absolutely.
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Hopefully there won't be a next time.
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Anyway, we are late for a table read.
We've got to go.
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Bye-bye.
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I like her.
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She's great, isn't she?
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Almost got me again.
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I know.
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What the hell was that?
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What?
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What? She practically ran me over.
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It was an accident.
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Maybe the first time.
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You're saying it was deliberate?
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Well, it's not like I'm a squirrel.
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crossing the highway.
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Oh, please.
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And did you notice she hardly looked at
me?
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No. No, she only looked at you.
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Well, I've always had a way with the
lesbians. At school, they used to say I
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could turn a woman gay.
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I'm glad you're enjoying it. I found it
deeply troubling.
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Speaking of which... I suppose we had to
see him
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eventually. Look, actors don't get cast
in parts all the time. He's a big boy.
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At a certain point, he's going to have
to... Hurry!
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Clearly he has not reached that point. I
would say not.
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Oh, so awful.
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Okay, well, let us know if you hear
anything else.
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Good news?
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Up till now, had to shut down.
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What? Why?
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The guy playing the best friend that...
Stand up, Adam Balin. I think it's
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Balin. No, Balin. You sure?
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She said Balin.
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All this time I've been saying Balin.
That's embarrassing.
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What about him? He's dead.
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What? He fell off the back of a boat
last night.
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They just found his body.
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Oh, my God.
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What was he doing on a boat?
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Boating?
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He had just lost all that weight.
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It's heartbreaking.
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So now we have to recap?
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It's the middle of pilot season.
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What a fucking nightmare.
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What about Matt LeBlanc?
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God knows he's available.
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Not too old?
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What's-his-name could have an old best
friend?
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Sounds depressing.
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I guess.
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I still like him, though. We should keep
him in mind for something.
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What? You still pissed at Merck?
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What do you think? Why?
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So, what's the big news?
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Well, we were talking about possible
hosts for your show.
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Yeah? You like my new list?
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It's definitely better in that all of
them are alive.
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You're welcome. Except for Gene Rayburn,
who is, in fact, dead.
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I can't get your break.
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Fine, because we actually have an idea
that we are very excited about. Well, if
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you're excited, I'm excited.
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Oh, I'm excited.
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There's an actor. He's charming. He's
funny.
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And alive. Very much so. Sounds perfect.
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He's never done anything like this
before.
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So, who is it? You're killing me here.
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Oh, just you wait.
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Do you want to? Yeah.
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This should really come from me.
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Matt?
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LeBlanc. That's a joke, right?
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Am I laughing?
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Come on. Are you fucking kidding me?
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Not a fan?
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There's no way that cocksucker is
hosting my show.
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Really?
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See, I thought you wanted to get on the
air.
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Look, there's got to be somebody else.
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Not for me.
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You know Helen when she gets an idea in
her head. Please, I am begging you,
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don't do this.
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Come on, we've got history. Oh, I think
we're all aware of our history.
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Jesus, is that what this is? Because she
told you about... Absolutely not. Give
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me some credit.
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I swear on my little swastika tattoo,
this is nothing personal.
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Are you fucking kidding me? Merc
Lapidus? I'm telling you, he said he
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can't do it without you. Bullshit. I
talked to the man myself. Well, I don't
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care. No fucking way. Look, I get it.
Obviously, you don't, because if you
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did... Can you set aside your personal
feelings for one minute? No. This is a
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business decision.
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You asked me to bring you a project.
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This is an amazing project. Okay, maybe
I should have been more specific. Bring
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me a project that isn't produced by a
lying, evil, piece of shit, fuck-faced
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scumbag.
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How are you?
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We love you.
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Oh, love you too.
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We know you're eating, but... Yeah,
sure.
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How are
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we doing here?
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Again? Yeah.
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There you go.
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Okie dokie. This was great. Bye-bye.
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Go on.
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Konnichiwa.
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At least listen to the deal.
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Jesus Christ.
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If not just money, I got you points. You
would own a big piece of this show. I
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don't care. I'm not going to be a
fucking game show host. First of all,
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it's more than just a game show. This
has the potential to be an event.
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Apparently it is huge in Holland.
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Everything's huge in Holland.
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The stupid country's like this big.
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Look, my job is to advise you. You want
my advice? Don't be a schmuck.
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This could be serious money for you. And
right now, you need serious money.
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Okay, here's my advice for you. I don't
give a shit.
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I'll sell my beach house before I work
with that hugging, two-faced, balding...
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Don't say Jewish. Don't say Jewish. I
wasn't going to say Jewish. Okay.
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Beverly Lincoln on one.
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Um, totally not a big deal, but in the
future, when Beverly calls,
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would you mind not shouting it over to
me?
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Oh, okay.
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Like I say, not a big deal.
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But maybe skip the intercom, too.
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Just come in and quietly say, it's
you-know-who.
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You-know-who.
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Got it.
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Also, let's maybe leave her off my phone
sheet, just in case people are like, mm,
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mm, mm, you know?
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Again. Not a big deal.
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Exactly.
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Um, by the way, you-know-who is still on
hold.
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Right, yes.
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Thank you.
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Hey,
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you.
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Hello. Sorry about that. He had to pull
me out of a meeting.
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It's all right.
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So, what's cooking?
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I just had a question.
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Shoot. And be honest.
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When am I not?
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Right now.
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Oh, all right. What?
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Does Helen have an issue with me?
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What? Helen?
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No. I just got a very strange vibe from
her yesterday.
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From Helen?
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That's crazy.
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Helen loves you. Big, big fan.
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Really? Because it seemed like she was
trying to run me over.
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Oh, that's just Helen having a little
fun.
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Who was that? That idiot.
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What's his name in research?
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Who, Stewart?
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Yes. Should we just fire him?
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Maybe. Maybe.
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Smart.
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Yo. Matt, it's Britta.
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Hey. So it took me like five minutes,
and guess what?
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I've already got a potential buyer for
the beach house.
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was fast you know me who is it uh i
can't tell you seriously no they made me
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sign a confidentiality thing wow okay
miley cyrus that would be telling you i
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get it jim carrey stop who's the bg
that's still alive barry is it him i
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am not playing this game all right well
just tell me one thing has this person
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ever been back to the future
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Can you make yourself scared?
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I have to be scared? It's my house.
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Well, first of all, the cellar should
never be there. Plus, his people
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actually insisted on it.
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So it's a he.
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I never said that.
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Matt Damon.
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I'm not telling you. Harrison Ford. I'm
gonna hang up.
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Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
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Stop it.
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So Friday morning?
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Yeah. Fine.
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And they know I'm not taking a penny
less than my asking.
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I was very clear.
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Okay. I'll let you know how it goes.
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Great. Benedict Cumberbatch.
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No. That's a real person, right?
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Yeah. Bye.
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What the hell?
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Hey. Hey. Hi.
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Hello. Hi.
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What are you doing? Those are our cars.
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Actually, they're Mr. LeBlanc's cars.
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Brilliant. Well, okay, technically, but
he gave them to us.
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Well, I guess technically he's taking
them back.
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Unbelievable! Yet in every way
believable. Hang on, hang on, hang on,
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hang on. Just let me speak to Mr
LeBlanc. I'm sure I can persuade him.
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Really? The car?
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You're taking back the car?
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Is this how you're going to punish us?
Doesn't it seem a little bit petty, even
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for you?
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Nice persuading.
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You're a baby!
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Fine, let it go.
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Do you know what? Take your bloody car!
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Put your sunglasses in there. Oh, shit.
Fuck.
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Wait. Wait.
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Wait.
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Wait.
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You're still here.
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I'm leaving now.
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That's what you said half an hour ago.
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I'm down. I'm going.
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This is goodbye.
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00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:11,420
Yeah, I didn't believe it when Cher said
it, and I don't believe it now.
257
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,120
Go. Okay.
258
00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:19,270
I'm just going to get some coffee on the
way out. Do you want some? You've got to
259
00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:20,270
get out of here.
260
00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:21,770
Oh, shit.
261
00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:24,329
Oh, well.
262
00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:25,330
Not oh, well.
263
00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:26,910
Go at the back. Relax.
264
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,290
I just want to see who it is.
265
00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:31,109
All right.
266
00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:32,110
And then you'll go?
267
00:15:32,170 --> 00:15:33,170
Then I'll go.
268
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:35,670
Hi. It's Ron.
269
00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:37,070
Come on in.
270
00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:41,570
I don't even recognize that guy.
271
00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,050
What's he been in?
272
00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:44,730
Real estate.
273
00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:46,230
He's the agent.
274
00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:57,510
What the fuck?
275
00:15:58,070 --> 00:15:59,070
Oh, right.
276
00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:00,830
You were on his show.
277
00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:02,610
His show?
278
00:16:03,110 --> 00:16:05,470
Okay, you saw him. Now leave.
279
00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:09,850
Dude! Are you looking at this place,
too?
280
00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:13,570
Uh, no. I live here.
281
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,160
No way.
282
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:18,460
They told me it was someone famous, but
I never thought of you.
283
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:20,420
Well, it's me.
284
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:24,960
This is crazy. Can you imagine if I
bought your house?
285
00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:26,220
I cannot.
286
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,600
How do you even have the money for this?
287
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,819
I know, right?
288
00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:30,820
It's nuts.
289
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:32,840
I got three movies back to back.
290
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:37,660
Seriously? If it's franchised or based
on this trilogy, I haven't read them
291
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,060
because there's like three.
292
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,560
Sure.
293
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:43,020
Anyway, how about a tour?
294
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,950
I actually, I was just on my way out. He
was.
295
00:16:46,390 --> 00:16:48,250
No, come on, man. You gotta show me
around.
296
00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:53,070
Fine.
297
00:16:55,590 --> 00:16:56,590
Living room.
298
00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:59,970
Holy shit, this is awesome.
299
00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:03,190
Yep. I would not change one thing.
300
00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:06,170
Okay. It's like a fucking 90s museum.
301
00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:09,710
What? It's like time stopped in here.
302
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,750
My parents had these chairs.
303
00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:16,180
By the way, all the furnishings are
included in the sale price.
304
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,240
Oh, my God.
305
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,400
Was that you?
306
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:23,140
Yeah.
307
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:26,940
Jesus.
308
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:31,700
That piano is white.
309
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,159
You play?
310
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,260
No. You want to hear me play? No. All
right.
311
00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:36,379
Tour's moving.
312
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:37,380
Tour is moving.
313
00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:52,740
And this is what 70 feet of ocean
frontage looks like.
314
00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:55,120
Look at this.
315
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:59,160
I'll bet you had some wild parties back
in the day.
316
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,780
Yeah. It was me, Abe Lincoln, and some
guys from the Bible.
317
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,440
Tours moving!
318
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,920
You know who I'm to.
319
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,900
What? Oh.
320
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:16,880
Thank you, Peter.
321
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,560
Why not?
322
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,540
Hi, honey. I need to speak with you.
323
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:30,679
What's up?
324
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,020
No, in person.
325
00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:36,120
Want to go for a hike this afternoon or
maybe grab a drink?
326
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:40,220
I wish. I'm so swamped. Pilot season.
327
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:45,400
All right. Well, I could come over there
if it's easier.
328
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:46,479
Here? No.
329
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,180
No. That's crazy.
330
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:49,660
I'll come to you.
331
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,630
Behind your stage.
332
00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:54,570
Behind our stage?
333
00:18:54,890 --> 00:18:56,950
Where the dumpsters are. Are you
serious?
334
00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:58,290
I'm on my way.
335
00:18:59,950 --> 00:19:03,970
All right, that's it. That's the house.
There you go. Bye-bye.
336
00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:06,850
Hey, wait a second. Can I ask you
something?
337
00:19:07,070 --> 00:19:08,070
No.
338
00:19:10,970 --> 00:19:11,970
What?
339
00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:19,690
Okay, so I got all this money from these
movies, and a guy is telling me I gotta
340
00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:20,690
buy something.
341
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,820
But I don't know shit about real estate.
342
00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:29,360
I haven't heard a question yet. Oh,
okay. So I've seen a bunch of different
343
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,460
places, and this is definitely the
coolest.
344
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,940
Still no fucking question. Oh, okay.
345
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:42,440
So I realize it's yours, but just, like,
decimal-wise,
346
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:46,640
if you didn't have to sell it, would you
buy this place?
347
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:50,400
What do you mean if I didn't have to
sell it? Who told you I have to sell it?
348
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:52,380
I may have said something.
349
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:57,020
I don't have to sell it. I thought
Britta said... I probably misheard.
350
00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:59,240
I don't have to fucking sell it at all.
351
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:03,940
Look, honey, don't... Okay, all right.
Anyone who's an asshole, get out of my
352
00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:04,940
house.
353
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,360
Get out of my house.
354
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:09,300
Out of my house.
355
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,960
Take your fucking grapefruit candles and
get out of my house.
356
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:18,360
And this is why we don't like the seller
at a showing.
357
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:23,060
What about just the piano? Out of my
house!
358
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,200
Hello.
359
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,740
Good work.
360
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,480
What is wrong with you?
361
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,800
What?
362
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,120
What?
363
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,300
We are meeting in rubbish.
364
00:20:57,780 --> 00:20:59,960
When did you get so fancy?
365
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,060
What is going on?
366
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,480
Nothing.
367
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:10,540
Okay. You know when I said Helen doesn't
have an issue with you?
368
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,020
Right. Helen has an issue with you.
369
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,320
Thank you.
370
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,560
So? What?
371
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,420
You're going to laugh.
372
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:21,450
Bet I don't.
373
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,230
It's so crazy.
374
00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:29,350
But she's got this idea.
375
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:36,630
You might be... What? In love with me.
376
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,850
In love with you?
377
00:21:43,430 --> 00:21:45,270
Well, you don't have to say it like
that.
378
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:48,490
My God, of all the things I imagined.
379
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,079
Hold her.
380
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,300
So, is she worried you're in love with
me?
381
00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:57,060
No. Well, why is that so unlikely?
382
00:21:57,540 --> 00:22:02,460
In this fantasy world of hers, I'm in
love with you, but you're not in love
383
00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:03,159
with me?
384
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,160
Nope.
385
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:06,520
What?
386
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,240
That's a bit rude.
387
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:15,380
I guess she's thinking it's more likely
that... What? That it would go this way,
388
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,600
but not this way?
389
00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:17,820
I don't know.
390
00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:20,420
You're the one with the lesbian haircut.
391
00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:24,650
You're the one with the lesbian
girlfriend.
392
00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:35,910
Ooh, there he is.
393
00:22:36,630 --> 00:22:38,310
I sure am.
394
00:22:38,970 --> 00:22:39,970
Come here.
395
00:22:42,790 --> 00:22:45,410
Sorry I'm late.
396
00:22:45,870 --> 00:22:46,890
It's fine.
397
00:22:48,330 --> 00:22:50,890
Stuck on the phone with stupid Holland.
398
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:55,230
I swear, everything they say sounds like
they're clearing their throats.
399
00:22:57,330 --> 00:23:01,510
So, how you doing?
400
00:23:01,930 --> 00:23:04,030
Good one.
401
00:23:04,710 --> 00:23:06,430
Seriously, how you doing?
402
00:23:06,690 --> 00:23:10,010
After that Larry Penzel thing, that
stealing fuck.
403
00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:11,850
I heard you got hit pretty bad, too.
404
00:23:12,050 --> 00:23:13,050
What? Not like you.
405
00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:15,450
Somebody said 32.
406
00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:17,930
Just money.
407
00:23:18,090 --> 00:23:20,410
Absolutely. As long as you got your
health.
408
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:24,660
I gotta tell you, you lose a ball, you
get your priorities straight.
409
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:26,460
Wouldn't know. I've still got both.
410
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:30,080
Well, thankfully, it only takes one.
411
00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:32,140
Still, I'd rather have two.
412
00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:35,460
What about you?
413
00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:37,180
How's the divorce coming?
414
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,500
The divorce?
415
00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:40,560
They get a little easier each time.
416
00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:42,700
I heard she dumped you, too.
417
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:46,160
Yeah, yeah, but it didn't cost me a
penny.
418
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:51,759
Look at us.
419
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,020
Making a show together.
420
00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:54,380
Look at us.
421
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:55,500
You know what I gotta say?
422
00:23:55,640 --> 00:24:00,040
The fact that we can sit here and break
bread, I think that says a lot about us.
423
00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:02,560
By the way, can we get some bread over
here?
424
00:24:03,460 --> 00:24:05,720
You see, that's what I love about this
business.
425
00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:10,180
When push comes to shove, you put all
the crap aside to make great TV.
426
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,860
I don't have to like you.
427
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,160
You don't have to like me.
428
00:24:13,530 --> 00:24:14,850
Not to worry. Exactly.
429
00:24:15,130 --> 00:24:16,870
We are professionals.
430
00:24:17,310 --> 00:24:20,110
Yep. Like two old whores.
431
00:24:21,230 --> 00:24:23,370
Right. Who won't we fuck?
432
00:24:25,990 --> 00:24:28,730
I'm excited about this. I know you are.
433
00:24:33,470 --> 00:24:35,610
You? In love with Carol?
434
00:24:35,890 --> 00:24:36,889
I know.
435
00:24:36,890 --> 00:24:37,890
That's insane.
436
00:24:40,310 --> 00:24:41,370
Use the mitt.
437
00:24:41,570 --> 00:24:42,570
I'm fine.
438
00:24:45,230 --> 00:24:49,170
And she got this idea from where? My
haircut, among other things.
439
00:24:49,410 --> 00:24:50,850
Ah. What?
440
00:24:51,130 --> 00:24:52,170
I don't see it.
441
00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:58,010
Oh, and you want to hear something
particularly galling? Always.
442
00:24:58,570 --> 00:25:02,550
Apparently, in this scenario, Carol is
not in love with me.
443
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,310
That would seem to be a good thing.
444
00:25:05,610 --> 00:25:06,650
What if I'm in love with her?
445
00:25:07,270 --> 00:25:08,830
But you're not.
446
00:25:09,170 --> 00:25:10,170
That's not the point.
447
00:25:10,470 --> 00:25:13,670
So you want her to be in love with you?
448
00:25:14,190 --> 00:25:15,350
Well, just be polite.
449
00:25:17,930 --> 00:25:22,450
Anyway, I'm going to see Helen tomorrow
and straighten it out.
450
00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,130
Oh, dear God, no.
451
00:25:24,630 --> 00:25:28,530
I have to clear the air, let her know
she needn't worry.
452
00:25:28,890 --> 00:25:30,390
And why on earth would she believe you?
453
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,730
I'm telling you, you will only make this
worse.
454
00:25:34,190 --> 00:25:35,710
Oh, look, you've made it healthy.
455
00:25:36,070 --> 00:25:37,970
Yeah, virtually valid now.
456
00:25:39,030 --> 00:25:41,050
Please, do not talk to Helen.
457
00:25:41,390 --> 00:25:42,319
So, what?
458
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,040
I should just go on letting her believe.
459
00:25:44,260 --> 00:25:45,660
Yeah, leave it alone.
460
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:50,040
Look, we have a really good thing with
her. She loves the show, she loves us.
461
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,380
At least she did until you and your golf
pro haircut got involved.
462
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,480
And promise me you will stay away from
Carol.
463
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,940
She's my friend.
464
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,320
Oh, please.
465
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,320
You were prepared to go back to London
and not give her another thought.
466
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:06,100
I'm begging you. The last thing you need
is to get between two lesbians.
467
00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:09,500
Or one and a half lesbians, or whatever
Carol is right now.
468
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,660
Here to repossess our bed.
469
00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:20,740
All right, the bed.
470
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:22,460
I want my bed.
471
00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:26,600
Oh, my God. How drunk are you?
472
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,060
Please tell me you didn't drive me in.
473
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,340
I'm pretty sure I did.
474
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:35,700
What are you doing here? I'm here to say
fuck you.
475
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,360
Fuck you and fuck you.
476
00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:41,400
Don't you think you've fucked us enough?
477
00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:43,800
I wasn't even going there.
478
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:45,100
You know what?
479
00:26:45,540 --> 00:26:46,540
Enough.
480
00:26:47,129 --> 00:26:48,129
You're an actor.
481
00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:50,630
I'm sure this isn't the first time
you've missed out on a part.
482
00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:56,270
Well, thanks to you, now I'm going to be
a... What?
483
00:26:57,510 --> 00:26:59,050
A game show host.
484
00:26:59,830 --> 00:27:02,510
A what? A game show host.
485
00:27:02,910 --> 00:27:04,210
What are you talking about?
486
00:27:04,490 --> 00:27:06,190
And you want to know who I'm doing it
with?
487
00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:08,870
Merk Lapidus.
488
00:27:09,470 --> 00:27:10,930
Merk Lapidus?
489
00:27:12,050 --> 00:27:13,050
Yep.
490
00:27:13,390 --> 00:27:16,170
It's like going to work for Hitler.
491
00:27:16,910 --> 00:27:20,450
Except he lives at the end. That sounds
dreadful.
492
00:27:20,710 --> 00:27:21,850
It is dreadful.
493
00:27:23,150 --> 00:27:24,690
Fucking dreadful.
494
00:27:24,930 --> 00:27:26,350
And you have to do it?
495
00:27:26,570 --> 00:27:28,370
Yeah, I have to do it.
496
00:27:30,830 --> 00:27:31,910
I'm out of choices.
497
00:27:48,270 --> 00:27:50,110
Sorry I took your cars.
498
00:27:51,190 --> 00:27:53,130
Can't get to work in a sorry.
499
00:27:54,450 --> 00:27:55,670
I'll bring them back.
500
00:27:56,010 --> 00:27:57,010
Thank you.
501
00:27:57,490 --> 00:28:01,250
I'm just so tired.
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