All language subtitles for Dave302

Let's take it back. Hey, take it back.
Hey. I didn't have a chance. I was

walking with my bag down the street to
Harrison Ave. Summer's over, back to

class. Way before I had a sedan.

Hit the bus stop and then glanced at the
kids and then bam. I saw Britney for the

first time. I was in a trance. Who the
hell was this? New chick I'd never met

with. Friends with girls, but I hadn't
really been attracted to nobody yet. But

eighth grade was going crazy. This bitch
was so amazing.

Walked up and said, hi, I'm Dave. And
then shit changed.

She told me she just moved into town. I
knew it, no doubt. I love this girl.

side and out her beautiful smile her
hair and her style were driving me wild

we sat together on the bus we sat
together every lunch she had me

switching up to polos and ditching
yo-yos i went from moving solo dolo to

being so old bsd double std thought
about her constantly on kaza burner her

cds because i saw her and she saw me but
back then i was gross i do the most for

a joke i show my asshole to girls and i
just really wasn't the brand the guy

that would get the girls i had no facial
hair just curls and all my friends had

kissed a girl except me and i just
wanted to be realistic about I didn't

want to mess the whole thing up. And I
just love being around her. So I took

the best friend route. That shit was so
fun. I don't care what any of you guys

say. The hottest girl I ever met,
tickling my arm, going to the mall with

her, chatting on AOL all night.

We talked about plenty things,
everything we could. How her parents

treated her and how she felt
misunderstood.

She would tell me shit on name and
person that she never could. I talked

her through it. I took a ton of pride up
in the fact that I made her feel good.

Started hanging out up in the basement,
playing spin the bottle, watching her

turn land on Jason. I closed my eyes
until we played the nervous game where I

would place my hand up on her breast
over her bra. That was incredible. That

was raw. I jerk off to that all fall.
Winter snow days watching television.

Right now, you're making a super
low-brow face when you're grabbing her

breath. Opposite energy. It's emotional.
This is the love of your life, not some

little slut.

You guys are doing really great. We're
just looking for some level of

intention. Guys, please, please. I've
got to talk to you for a second.

Play it cool. Cool.

So, like, cooler, right?

Not cool, not cool in that way, but... I
know, but the talent pool in

Philadelphia is fucking atrocious.
That's what I told you. That's exactly

what I said. You wanted to shoot here.
You want to make it real, so... It's my

parents' house where all this shit
happens, so I don't... Dave, Dave, Dave.

I need to speak to you because this
actually is kind of urgent. Look, here's

the deal.

Eighth grade Dave hasn't logged enough
school hours, which means he's going to

get pumpkins, which means I have to pull
him for two hours.

Look. can't be in the scene in two more
hours. We're already two hours behind. I

understand, I understand, but in order
to get all the Daves together for the

Evolution of Man scene, I have to
stagger their schooling.

Okay, so he's got to go now. What's the
solution? Well, the only thing I think

of is that we have Toddler Dave. He's
available to work right now. Wait, copy

that. Toddler Dave. Steph, can you come
up to me, please?

In the bottle scene, like, you can't
have, like, an eighth grader get thought

up by a toddler.

Can we have the intimacy coordinator
over here, please? We need to know if a

toddler can touch our eighth grader's
breath. Whoa, whoa, whoa, please. Like,

we're just spitballing. We've got to
have a conversation. I mean, you've got

to realize, like, the reason I'm...
making this video right now is to engage

a female fan base that I don't even
currently have.

Ticket sales on this tour are not going
well. Look at my fan base right now.

It's all dudes.

Hi, guys. Good to see you.

And I certainly, like, I love these
people, but it's like we're not even

tapping into half the world. So people
need to see my sensitivity at some

point. Yeah, and they're not going to
see anything if you don't finish the

video today. We leave Philly tomorrow,
so figure it out, Dave. I'm working on

it, but, like, I assume my female
director has a POV on not wanting the

main character of the video to act like
a fucking animal, you know? Guys, you're

both right. We can cut around the face
and move on. Cut around the face? Yes.

Emma, good call. Let's move on. Okay, I
got to go to playback to understand.

Dave, if we don't move on, we're going
to lose the light for the bus stop.

Emma, it's my romantic origin story.

You have to see the love, the
heartbreak, all that, you know? If you

didn't know Batman's origin story, he'd
be just a guy who, like, beats.

Can I see playback on that? Ready to do
a touch on the cum rig?

Not now, John.

Playback, Lonnie? John, John, John,
that's for the cumming the pants scene?

Yeah. Why is it a boner?

It's like I was totally soft when I
came.

Totally soft? Like, no blood at all?
Yeah, exactly. Like, people have seen

scenes where guys cum their pants. This
is charming because I came soft.

I mean, I essentially pissed cum.

Maybe I can hold with that little hang
saw. I don't need like an indentation. I

used to call my dick a life crouton. I
was jerking off the TRL. David, could I

stay for a second, please? Yeah. There's
blue tape all over the living room

walls. I never said you could use tape
on my walls. Okay, it's designed to come

off. Your house is going to be fine. We
just repainted. Those walls are smooth

as lacquer. Okay, it's going to be okay.
Did she say lacquer? Huh?

Is there lacquer?

I don't know.

Can I see playback?

That's funny.

Well, it's not supposed to be, so that's
a failure. Because I'm serious. It's

like, this sucks. These kids are never
going to be able to inhabit my actual

headspace. I wish I could be in this
video.

Yeah. Well, it's too bad that no one
wants to see a 30-year-old drop an

eighth grader. So, new plan. I totally
get it. We're hamstrung to these kids.

So, at this point, it's like, what
generation of Dave actually has the most

sensitivity of all our actors? For me,
it's that guy, Helen.

Can we get Hellum out here? He at least
can be directed.

Who's Hellum?

Hellum. I don't know, young Dave, one of
them. Like, Hellum. He had a name tag

that said, I might be pronouncing. He
slash him. His pronouns. Andrew's

pronouns. Oh, Andrew's in hair and
makeup.

Okay, well, he responds to Hellum, FYI,
so he's sensitive to something.

God. Oh, hey, guys, I've been meaning to
tell you, you've been hacked.

What the fuck are you talking about? The
website on your bus, Dave.com, it goes

to a banking site. No, no, no, that's
our sponsor for tour. It's like a

banking app you can request an advance.

Hey, I gotta be in that video or I'll be
a yelling jock. Get it, you look 45.

Where's this kid at? Hey, I need you to
take on a bigger role than you might

have been expecting to, okay? The key is
you gotta play this sweet and sensitive

and... Dude, put me in anything.

I'm literally gonna play so much oxtail
when this video comes out, you're

drenching me.

In pussy.

Right.

Roger. Roger, that kid will not work.
He's an actual ape. Like, I need

different options. What? Brittany's
here.

Which Brittany? Which generation?
Brittany, Brittany. The one the video's

about. Brittany Parker?

Right. Yeah. What the fuck? Brittany
Parker's here? Oh, invite her in. It's

been years.

She's outside right now? Yeah.

She's out there right now.

How did she even find out I was here?
Oh, my God, I didn't text her. Dave, how

did she find out you were here? You are
sitting on Harrison Avenue shooting a

music video with your pink tour bus
parked outside with your big-ass face on

the side. Yeah, and nobody cares about
Brittany Parker. Dave, we need to make

decisions right now. We were talking
before. Are we going to have to cut the

spin the bottle scene? No, we're going
to run out of time. Then we've got to

figure out which Dave you like because
we've got to get in the wardrobe.

Guys, nobody right now should believe in
this David because he's so whipped by

this woman, dog.

I'm not whipped anymore. I'm not in
eighth grade, okay? There's a crowd of

people outside trying to beat me. Are
you crying? I'm whipable, so stop

putting me in that fucking... The girl
that broke his heart? Hey, is that the

one this video about, bro? She broke
your heart? Bro!

Broke his heart. Broke him in half, dog.
This nigga's so weird.

I gotta figure out what to do with this
guy. Look at him. Look at him.

His dick looks green or something. You
just let him go or how? No, no. Don't

let him go. Don't make any decisions. I
need one minute to talk to him. Shut the

fuck up. Leave him outside, bro.

Damn, dude.

Hi. Hey.

One of my oldest friends is so
overdramatic.

You know, she's with me. We're good.
Thank you. Hey, I'm just doing my job,

baby. Jesus Christ. Am I allowed to see
you now, Mr. Hollywood?

Oh, yeah. I'm not being Hollywood at
all. I have no idea that you're

Hollywood. You're not? No, I'm not. This
is my day off. I don't want to spend it

in line like a fucking groupie. Totally
understood. Like, my phone wasn't on me,

and I'm really busy in there. Listen,
I'm just giving you shit.

Relax.

Come here.

Hi,

boobie. Hey, boobie. How you doing? But
seriously, why didn't you tell me you

were in town?

Because I knew that this music video
would take up every single minute of my

time and I just didn't want to have like
a false expectation.

Whatever. What is this video even about?

Uh, like a period piece. First and
foremost.

2004, Young Love. My perspective on
Young Love. Stop.

What? 04.

Yeah?

Is that us?

Yeah. But I should probably get back
inside because this whole fucking video

is going haywire right now. I should
probably go back inside. It's going

haywire right now.

If the video's about us, where's my
cameo?

Well, it's like, kid.

But... Yeah!

You want to be in it?

Fuck yeah! You want to work on your off
day, sweetheart?

Let's go, I'll put you in the video,
that's easy.

Hey, we got a whole new plan, okay?

High school next year, this a problem.

Sophomores, juniors, seniors, everybody
saw her. I remember browsing Blockbuster

with her when the senior cocksucker told
her she looked beautiful, she blushed,

she was popular. I just stood at the
side and waited. Obviously, they started

dating. Harrison Adams wasn't the same
without her. The bus stopped. He drove

her to school in a car with rims and
real big, big hated this guy.

I hated their vibe. I hated his face.
Dave, it's fine. Just keep going. But it

never seemed to happen. She was too
attached and he left her. Okay, back to

play again with that writer's ship.

Here's where the senior with the cool
car is going to be. Okay, I need all of

this cleared. Cut on rehearsal.

Yeah, boobie, you are a natural at this.
You're awesome.

Well, you remembered everything.

I did. God, you were like obsessed.

Little Dicky, I am such a huge fan.
Stop.

Thank you. You know he has a purple
dick, right?

I don't have a purple dick.

Hey, do we have a video now, or do we
have a video now that Uncle Dave's in

front of the camera? Am I R.W.? I knew
it was right to put her in the video.

Now I can be in it. She's amazing. This
is great. What's amazing is how she

bullied you into being a star in the
video.

That's not at all what happened. I'm
actually just like placating her to get

exactly what we need. Where is playback?
Don't worry about it. Keep doing what

you're doing, because it's way better
with you in it. You guys have great

chemistry. Yeah.

You know, we have just like a racially
backed term, so keep that in mind. Okay,

show me the next shot that you're
setting up. Okay, way ahead of you. Can

I get ACAM to frame up, please?

So I thought it would be good to come in
on Brittany's perspective.

Brittany's perspective? Never from her
perspective. No, it's like... Well, the

way I see it is if you see it from
her... Okay, wait. What if we came down

from my feet and it goes up like the
classic hero shot, okay?

And then when that guy, she starts
dating the older dude with the car

comes, it's like we flip it and make it
underdog mode.

Where is, like, the guy?

Standby, one second.

Yeah, pull up in that car right now.

That's him? Yeah, that's him. Okay. I'm
just going to give him a few notes.

No, no, where are you going? Where are
you going? We got to keep shooting,

guys. Let's go.

Hey, man.

So here's the back story. I'm in love
with this girl.

You're the older guy who starts dating
her.

You said there was something on the
props truck that I had to look at,

right? So I will be right back and we'll
think, yeah.

Who the fuck is that guy? That's the guy
you cast to play Mac.

Brittany's older lover.

I didn't cast that guy. It's a
seven-foot man.

You picked him. Yeah, yeah, we cast him.
I didn't know he was a Jolly Green

Giant. I just, we, he just, sorry.

It's a legit seven-footer. I don't
understand.

Auditioning with chest up. You gotta...
The islands are gonna be all over the

place. It's gonna look weird as fuck.
Yeah, no shit. Okay, okay, I tell you

what, we could put him in like a green
screen suit. A green screen suit? What's

that gonna do? I don't even make him
disappear or like turn into a fucking

alien. I need a human being to play this
girl. Well, we gotta shoot him. Upgrade

an extra maybe? Like, I don't know, like
that fucking piece of shit. kid with the

hair like he looks oh yeah he looks like
a piece of shit he's perfect we gotta

keep the guy with the the hat please and
then you can release our mat go ahead

and release don't release don't release
like a funny visual i'll have you sneeze

through something bending over i thought
you didn't want the video to be funny

and i can have moments of comedy
question should we release the young

dave and britney's now at this point or
do you want to Are you serious? Release

the young Dave? What about the Evolution
of Man scene where we need every single

young Dave? How am I telling you this?
Are we getting a crane for that scene?

Okay, we couldn't fit the crane in the
parking lot. They would need a crane to

bring in the other cranes, so we
couldn't afford it. Tell Lonnie that I

need playback ready at all times. Now
that I'm in the video, I can't see

what's being shot. Or you could just
trust me. Jew! Don't do that. Coffee for

Jew!

Jew!

Coffee for Jew!

There you go, Jew.

Damn!

Thank you. Get ready to shoot.

Hi. Hi.

I'm sorry.

Why are we showing Matt picking up? What
is that up?

It is. It's just about context and
really getting the full scope. All

right, everybody. Can I have background
back to one? And we're going to roll

camera.

Car should arrive at Cocksucker, the
Lyric Cocksucker. Can you do me a favor

and cue the car at Cocksucker, please?
It should arrive on Cocksucker. Can I

have a last look at my hair?

Emma, how does my hair look in frame
right now? We're on your feet.

Right.

Stop reading these.

Dear Boobie Boobwa, going to the mall
won't be the same without you, but Mr.

Tobayashi sends his best. Mr.

Tobayashi, do you still have him?

I don't know, but hang on. I'm just,
like, DMing Iverson.

Can you look for Mr. Tobayashi, please?

Yeah, yes, yes.

Mom, where's Tobayashi kept?

Uh, oh, probably in the closet, I think.

Oh, where are you, Tobayashi?

Oh, I found him.

He was eating his chips. There he is.
There he goes, Tobayashi.

I cannot believe you kept all this
stuff.

Yeah. I mean, this period of time had a
profound impact on me.

But we evolve, you know?

Did I tell you that I was dating Doja
Cat for a little while?

Which one is Doja Cat?

Doja Cat, like, she's made of milk.
She's, like, a huge global pop star.

It started off really hot and heavy.
It's so hard to maintain that level of

heat, you know? Like, she's always doing
her thing. I'm always doing mine.

Lifestyles don't always, one sec, like,
allow for that type of thing. When

you're dating someone in the industry,
it's, like, not always.

What's up, Steph? Your mom is in the
bathroom, and she's not coming out.

What do you mean she's not coming out?
She's in the scene. She's got to come

out. Can you get her?

What? No, I don't feel comfortable going
into the bathroom. It's her house.

Okay, one sec, Ruby.

Hi, Mr. Tobayashi.

What's going on?

Dave, Dave, I just got off the phone
with Macaroni Grill. We've got to be out

of there by 8 p.m. because they have to
open up the kitchen.

What? They said midnight. I know. Well,
what are you going to do? Did you tell

them it was me?

Yeah. They did not know who you were,
so... Okay. So you're saying I'm still

an underdog in my own... No, that's not
what I'm saying. What I'm saying is we

need to finish this up. Dave, where are
you going?

We're underdogs. That's cool. That's
cool. I like being an underdog. I'm

getting my mom.

Hurry the fuck up. Okay.

Mom. Oh, Carol.

Oh, Carol.

Carol.

Whoa, what is going on in here right
now? Your mother ate her hearing aids.

She ate her hearing aid? Yeah, she took
them out. She put them on a table for

some reason. To get relief from all the
noise. And I had some kettle form that I

got from... Daddy just opened up and put
them all over the table.

Look, this is a several thousand dollar
problem. Insurance is not going to cover

it. Can you vomit out your hearing aids
after we shoot this one scene, please?

David, there's still tape all over the
walls. We just repainted.

Okay, I'll tell them to just hurry the
fuck up, Mom.

I can't believe we are recreating this
moment right now.

Insane. It is insane. I agree.

So, um, when are we going to have time
to actually hang out?

Uh, like beyond what we're doing?

I don't know that I will, just because,
like, we're going to wrap late, and then

I have to go on tour tomorrow, and my
parents I need to see.

This is a stupid idea, you know?

Actually kind of insane to want to carve
out time with one of my oldest friends.

Okay, fine.

I will figure out some way after wrap
to, like, stay up all night. Did you

just say fine? I don't want to be a
fine. I don't want to be a surrender.

No, no surrender at all. I'm excited.
Let's hang out, because I'd love to chit

-chat about a few things and catch up. I
would like that. Me too.

Cool. Cool.

You guys good to give it a shot? Yeah.
Let's do it.

Perfect. Go ahead and lock it up.

I'll be a villain. Okay, roll camera.

Camera set.

Set. Do it right.

And action.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God. Yeah, too much, I think,
right?

Damn it. It doesn't look that bad.

Wow.

What do you want?

Mom, get out!

He just told me to come in. I couldn't
really hear him. I'm in the scene, Mom.

Just read the fucking script.

Get out!

Okay.

Okay, way too much cum. Cut, cut, cut.
What are you doing? Are you cumming? You

said pissing cum. This is way too much
cum. I'm not a fucking yak.

You said pissing cum. I'm trying to get,
like, a female demographic out of this.

That is pissing cum right there. It's
supposed to be highbrow and poetic.

Like, no one's ever cummed soft.

That's why we're doing it.

Not this. You didn't tell me that.

I don't know what you imagined.

Like, how could you have imagined that?

That's not fair. I mean, I worked on
this for a long time. It's too much.

Whatever it is, way too much. I've got
to look at playback and see if it's even

usable. That's all over my floor.
Where's playback? I've got to watch

that. David, don't get that on my couch.

next scene it looked like bad on camera
then it probably felt in the moment i

have to watch playback because it felt
horrible why can't you just trust me

emma i obviously value your opinion i
really do and i'm trying to make this

our thing but it's still a little diggy
video at the end of the day and it's got

to be my thing it's my life story i'm
sorry stop guilting me for looking at

the footage hey hey we gotta watch that
talk no we know i'm having an issue here

what hey listen um i used to make
furniture okay truly beautiful furniture

Okay. It was my purpose in life. It was
my joy. I was really good at it. I did

Pat Croce's entire living room. What are
we talking about right now? The business

group. So did the pressure.

To relieve that pressure, I started to
huff.

Huff, huff, huff, huff, huff.

Oh. Yeah.

Shellac, lacquer. I got addicted.

Oh. Okay.

Huff. Create.

Huff some more. Yeah. You know. I smoke
weed when I rap. Yeah. As you as your

family? I did. Okay. No, sorry. No
apologies.

From you, please.

Okay. Okay.

I love my family. I love the store. And
look, these floors, they've recently

been redone.

Fumigation. It's getting bad.

So if I stay here, all right?

At the end of the night, I'm in a
dumpster behind a frame store digging to

get that. You can sleep over.

I mean, it's probably bad to sleep over,
but, like, you don't have to go to the

frame store. I'll pin you to the metal.
I think you're great.

I'm sorry. I've got to go. No, because
if you go, I won't be able to even watch

the footage, and I have no idea what's
going on. No, please don't go, Lonnie.

Please don't go.

Hi. Yo, would you want to play?

No. No, I would not. Okay.

Boobie, we're going to go that one more
time, okay?

Now she's with this older guy. I didn't
see it coming.

I strategized my hallway walk so I could
see her stuff. The only class we had

together, Spanish, what the fuck. I was
Carlos, she was Mia. Why did they make

us choose Spanish names, by the way?
Isn't that... Insane? Yeah. I digress.

Of course he cheated on her. She would
call me so depressed, but she kept going

back. Map question, printing out
directions. I designated drive to his

parties. That shit was so, I was soft. I
was pussy. I was weak. I was lame. But

whatever, I'm in ninth grade. What the
hell could I say? But one time I stayed

home, his party got busted by the po-po.
It made me so, so, so, so, so, so, so

happy. He got grounded in the dancers
this week. I never went to those, but

now she could just stay home with me.
Well, I did not go to them, okay,

because I was scared of getting boners
on the dance floor the whole time. thing

was overwhelming it was just a bizarre
social situation i didn't drink everyone

did whatever back to the story i was
excited to just show her her return to

our glory then she like dave wait we
should go to the dance together just be

my date i'm like what she like yeah i'm
like oh i came and came out brain just

said yes popularity wise this is a jet
pack and i miss my friend and obviously

i was fully in love with her so i said
okay no problem i got my suit with my

mama then we all met up at a fella's
house to take a few pics 15 girls, 15

guys, parents filming this shit. I pull
up with my mama.

Oh, my God, there's a problem. The
fucking guy isn't grounded. He's really

there with his arm around her. I
couldn't believe it. She said that he

showed up and surprised her. And then,
of course, somebody's like, we got to

take a wide pick. 33 people, only one
had no date. My mama asking me why, but

I felt way too ashamed, so I just lied.
I told her that I knew this was

happening and that everything was good,
and I could not abandon that, so I went

with them. In the limo, in the dinner,
macaroni grill. I'm the 33rd wheel. Is

this real? But it got worse. Right
before the bill, a bunch of waiters and

waitresses. bring a cake to my table
they're all singing happy birthday to me

what happy birthday to me not my
birthday and of course this fucking

restaurant has this custom where you
gotta stand up on a table and wave a

fucking napkin while everyone stares i
saw the older guys laugh so i just

played into it i'm on this table dancing
embarrassed but no one knew it except

britney did and she had been drinking
shit the water bottle full of liquor

lowered in my confidence britney where
are you cut

Dave, don't fall cut. We've been leaving
it for two minutes. No, no, no. Let me

reset. We gotta shoot now, man.

We have no video now, Dave. We've got 90
seconds until they pull that plug,

literally. Okay, well then, bring
everyone outside for the Evolution of

Manson. Dave, we don't have permits to
shoot outside.

Roger, this is Philly.

Nobody gives a fuck about permits.

Okay, everybody, we're moving outside.

We're almost finished. Please don't go
right now.

That's the end of your fucking video?

I'm not going to let you make me into a
villain, Dave. Are you actually

surprised by the contents of this video?
Like, I'm just showing what happened

that night.

Cool, you're just going to do the exact
same thing you always do to me. Great. I

should have known that this was where it
was going to go.

What are you talking about?

You're used to owning me and controlling
me and manipulating me and having me do

your bidding, and it's just not that way
anymore. I'm manipulative?

Yeah.

I came here today to hang out with my
friend and all of a sudden I'm in a

video where you're making me look like
an asshole. If you feel like an asshole

by watching what went down in there
again, I don't know what to tell you.

That's just like what occurred.

You know what I think?

What you're actually feeling is the fact
that I've moved on from you.

Boobie, we just spent a whole day
shooting a video about me.

It's closure. It's closure. You're
clearly not over it. And you left out

the biggest fucking detail.

What? That we dated for a month after
that. One month, Brittany.

You gave me one month.

Five years of being your absolute best
friend. And then what happened? You

broke my heart so quickly for another
piece of shit older guy. So forgive me

for not including that second ending in
this video, okay? It fucking killed me.

And it really is probably exactly why I
am today the way that I am today. This

fucking relationship.

Well, yeah.

It's life, Dave. I don't know what to
tell you. I was 16 years old. It was

depressing for me, too.

I had family problems.

I was fucking cutting myself.

That sucks.

I obviously did not know that.

I'm just trying to tell my story.

Great. Tell your story.

That's fine. But I'm not going to tell
it because it's not mine, and I'm not

going to be a prop in your...

female demographic video.

Where are you going?

That's my boyfriend, Dave.

We've been dating for three months, but
how would you know that, right? Because

it's not as interesting as dating Doja
Cat.

Does he have a pink, thick dick?

I really loved you.

It doesn't seem to matter to you at all.

It always will matter.

Dave. Dave.

There's no time.

Yeah. We're done. I mean, maybe one set
up.

Tell me what you want to do.

Do we have any Britneys still here?

Yes, actually. One, the wardrobe lady's
daughter. Which generation is that? I

don't know.

It doesn't even matter. Get her camera
ready.

I just need like five minutes to sit and
think about the ending of this video.

Yeah. Because I have an evolution.

Copy that. Okay.

I have an idea to get it pretty fast in
like one take.

Do you want to see it?

Do what you see.

I really do trust you.

Okay.

Let's go.

Roger? Yes.

Okay. We got one take.

Action.

I told her everything on my mind. I told
her everything.

Every single song that made me think
about her every day.

Everybody said that we're just kids, but
that never changed the fact that to this

kid you were is everything.

The next part I will never forget.

She walked right up to me slowly and
then she gave me a kiss.

First kiss.

Oh, no way. No.

Oh my God.

Then she said, I love you too.

I didn't believe her at first. I thought
she was drunk.

But then the next day she was singing
the same song.

She ran over to my crib and was all over
me. We started kissing, touching,

blushing, gushing. There was no huffing
yet. Not then, but I would settle for

love. Got my first hand job in the park.
Really came out the mud. I couldn't

believe it. It was a dream. I planted my
seed on Harrison Avenue yet again. I

really did it, huh? And then all of a
sudden it was done. Just a month long.

And then she moved on. I never knew
someone could make you feel so right and

so wrong. So good and so bad.

Either way, I had what I had. And it
showed me I was who I was.

And that I was worthy of love.