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Another one bites the dust. The New York
City snipper is at it again this
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morning, snipping women's ponytails.
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Oh, God.
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Hey, I got it. Hey.
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Oh, wow. Thank you. No worries.
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That just happened to me.
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Oh, no. Now you can't get through.
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Oh, you know what? It's all good. Go,
go, go, go, go. Hey, come back.
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Stop.
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Oh,
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you're hitting me.
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Thanks again for swiping me in. Oh,
you're welcome, ma'am.
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Donald Trump will be president!
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No!
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Well, thanks again for sweating being up
there. Yeah, you got it.
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Um, I'm Abby.
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I'm Alana.
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I'm Robert.
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Hey, Robert.
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Hey!
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Four and three and two and whoop whoop!
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Oh,
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God, I guess I'm just not gonna go to
work.
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Can't you just go in, like, a little bit
late?
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No, I forgot to lock up last night, so
then I was supposed to get there five
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minutes early this morning to fake lock
up.
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It didn't happen to me. The best thing
to do right now is smoke a lot of pot.
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I mean, I was just going to go to Bed
Bath & Beyond, but I could definitely do
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that high.
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That's cool.
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You know, I could smoke you up.
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Yeah, I thought that's what you meant.
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Can I give you this money? This is what
you made today. Oh, don't even worry
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about it. I'm just a silly upper middle
class NYU bitch. I wouldn't take money
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from you. I go to NYU too, Tisch School,
performing arts. We all do.
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Tishies, congrats.
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All right, I'll take 20.
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Whoop, now you're all wet, even though I
know you were.
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Never get wet.
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And now I got you all riled up.
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I love my life.
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Do you like Four Loko?
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Whoop! Now you're all wet.
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Even though I know you were already.
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No!
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Is your symbol of masculinity a bubble
gun?
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Good luck living the rest of your life.
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all night where I work, and they fired
me.
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Come on, dude. Fuck Grey Dog. I hate
that fucking place. Dude, I love Grey
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Dog. I mean, I'm sure the one that you
work at sucks.
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The one on Carmine is, like, amazing.
The staff is so sweet. Dude, that's
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where I work.
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Dude, I'm in there, like, every day.
Dude, how have we not seen each other?
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Dude, this is insane.
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Oh, my God, dude.
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Okay, well, listen, if you need a new
job, my friend Morgan just got me this
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sick catering gig, and it's not just
opened up because some guy just OD'd.
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Dude.
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So good like that. Why do you straighten
it?
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Because I look like a true Jew if I
don't straighten.
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Not necessarily a bad thing.
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You wouldn't know.
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No, I'm Jewish.
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Not full.
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Yeah, I'm completely Jewish.
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Check the records. How about mitzvah?
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Did you go work then?
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No. I can't believe it.
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Listen, I think you look like you have
like a Rosie Perez vibe going if you
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poofed it up. What? Okay.
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Now I'm doing it like this every
freaking day for the rest of my life,
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dude. Plus, it'll save me two hours
every morning so I'll never be late for
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work again. Bonus, Jonas!
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Would you and I get breakfast? I'm
starving.
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Oh, my God, I thought you'd never ask.
Yes, I'm starving, too.
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Jinx coming.
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Come on.
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Sorry, hopefully they'll be out soon.
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Oh, thanks.
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What happened?
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He took my pony.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Ilana, are you kidding me?
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Is that the Kenyan hazelnut?
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You're fired.
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Are you serious?
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completely fired.
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Fine. God.
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But I'm at least entitled to my one free
coffee a day for employees.
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You made that up. There is no one free
coffee a day for employees. You're just
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a thief.
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Wow. Did you just call me a queef?
That's sexual harassment. Get out.
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Go.
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Fine.
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Yeah, I'm so excited. First week in New
York. I love this city.
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Are you home?
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Is this the famous Abby Abrams?
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Fierce do.
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You must be Matt.
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All my friends call me Bevers.
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Nice to meet you, Bevers.
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Nice to meet you, Abby.
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Ever since Melanie got a job at the law
firm, it's like I never see her.
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I almost forgot what it's like to have a
roommate.
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Well, don't get ahead of yourself. It's
not like I'm moving in or anything.
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I've been looking for places all week.
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I've got to find something by the
weekend, for sure.
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You know, in the meantime, make yourself
at home.
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And I just went food shopping. I'm going
to make you a snack plate.
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Are you sure? I mean, I don't want to be
an imposition around here or anything.
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No, it's fine. I mean, I can't eat a
whole wedge of cheese on my own.
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Okay. Can I give you money?
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No. Come on.
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Okay. I mean, if you ever want me to do
chores around here or anything...
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Listen, I'm the host. You're the guest.
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I want to make my host feel comfortable,
so as a guest, the rules of the house
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are I never pay for food, I never do
chores. Is that correct?
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No, that'd be weird.
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Okay.
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Got it.
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Hey, Madison.
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Hey.
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Ew, I am having, like, salty.
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wet diarrhea of a fucking day.
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What's going on with you guys?
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Uh, we're actually having our weekly
suite meeting.
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Why would you have a suite without me?
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Okay. Um, we should just go on with it
even though she's here.
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Um, Elizabeth Bootenbates, will you
please resume the PowerPoint?
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Ew.
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Number 27. You call all of us Madison.
What are you talking about, Madison?
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Right, that is rude.
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I acknowledge that is rude.
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Parker Lexman.
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The wall.
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What wall?
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The wall of graphic pornography above
your bed.
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Oh, come on. I contribute a lot of
culture to this suite.
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You're always making us watch videos of
animals having sex with people.
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Oh, my God, again. I showed you one
video. Many times. Of a man fighting for
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the sensual pleasure of his life, only
to die later from internal bleeding.
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It's Mr. Hand.
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It's literally bestiality, and it is
literally a crime to watch.
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I see.
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Because if it were a lady horse and a
man, no one would have a problem with
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it. They can get fucking married, for
all I care.
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But gay dudes can't get married yet,
huh? Gay dudes can't get married, so a
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horse dude and a dude dude cannot fuck.
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Jessica Merkel Keller.
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Jesus.
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We know this one is just mean.
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But when your hair is curly, it looks
like pubes.
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You're a fucking bitch, but I'll go over
it with the iron again.
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Again, I love your hair curly. Thank you
so much.
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Yeah. Okay, okay. If you had to be a
throuple with any current couple, who
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would you pick?
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Michelle and Barack Obama, hands down.
Yes. They are so hot as a couple and as
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the leaders of the free world. I mean,
I'm so relieved that we have a hot black
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guy as president. I mean, I feel like
we're finally moving forward. And it's
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just the beginning. I mean, never
backwards.
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Only forward. Next is a woman. Woo!
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And so, finally, that brings us to the
three... Principles of natural
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collection. These are in your textbook,
but I just outlined them here.
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Variations, readability, and... Hi.
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I know that you get kicked in the face
by a subway performer again.
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And now we're going to open the floor to
some of our presentation.
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Are you doing your presentation?
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What presentation?
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Ilana Wexler.
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Jaime, can you pull the fire alarm
again?
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I really want to, but I'm trying to
become a citizen one day. It's illegal.
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I understand.
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Alana Wexler.
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Yes, Professor.
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I am present and attending.
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Professor,
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I... Is this French?
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Glasses on, phones off, please.
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Take an emergency in 30 seconds.
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Welcome to my lecture.
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The day is Thursday.
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The time is 1 o'clock.
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Got to stop you there. It's Friday, and
it's 4 p.m., but please continue.
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I stand corrected.
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We shall commence our lecture
presentation right
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now.
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White humans able to the bone.
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Ms. Buxler.
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We've gone over this.
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This is not fish.
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Yeah, you made that very clear the day
you took my djembe away.
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You'll get that back at the end of the
semester.
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There's a sinkhole in my hometown.
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My house is gone.
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Yes, girl, thank you.
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I'm serious, you bitch!
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Well, let's move on to the next
presentation.
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Alana, you can actually go if you like.
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Really, I'd love to workshop. It's for
the best.
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Have you ever known a psychic before?
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No, but I've always wanted to.
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Ten bucks.
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Do you want to do it? Yes!
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Okay. It's the best day.
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Welcome.
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Hi. I'm Oda.
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I possess the gift.
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Um, hi.
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We're interested in... Oh, I know.
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I possess the gift.
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Oh, she's good.
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I'm feeling you girls are new friends.
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We are.
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Oh,
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I'm sorry.
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Indigestion.
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So, as I was saying... Prophecy.
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You're gonna die today.
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We are so not...
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So not. I mean, what, are we going to
listen to her? She's eating a burrito
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bowl.
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You know, it's like, it could inspire us
to live like we're going to die
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tomorrow. Like, imagine if we did
something crazy. I don't know. Yeah,
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okay. What if we got a tattoo?
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I mean, that's, like, really big and
permanent.
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It's cool.
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I have always wanted to get one.
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But I don't know, then you can't be
buried in the cemetery and the whole
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thing. Yeah, but that's just for Jewish
people. Yeah, I'm Jewish. Remember? I
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told you.
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I thought you were joking.
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No, I'm not kidding.
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Oh!
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Did you see that?
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The guy with the bike!
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Help!
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Hey! Oh! Hey! Hey!
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Give me the bag!
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Hey!
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I always wanted a tattoo, but I can't
think of anything that I care that much
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about.
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Except... Oh, shit!
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Okay.
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I can't believe she's ending her show,
though. I mean, like, what are we all
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going to do?
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Probably watch the Oprah Winfrey
Network.
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Okay.
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Wow, you're doing good. Okay.
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This pizza place on Orchard and Delancey
is my favorite. Plus, sometimes they
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give me free pizza. I don't know that
spot, but I always smoke on the median
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of that intersection because when a cop
sees me, I just throw my bowl into
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traffic. You throw a glass bowl into
traffic? Oh, yeah.
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Done and done.
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What?
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So, my roommate's boyfriend is staying
with us? How long?
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She didn't say.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Not liking this. This don't look good.
This don't smell good, baby.
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He sounds like a freeloading bag of
trash. Bitch!
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I mean, I barely said anything about
him. I haven't even met him yet. No. You
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gotta call your roommate, write the fuck
now, and nip this in the ass before he
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pulls squatter's rights on you.
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Yeah, okay.
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Nip it in the ass? Is that the thing?
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Yeah, nip it in the ass.
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Okay.
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Hey, Melody, it's me.
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Um, I just want to call real quick and
tell you that... I'm really not
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comfortable with Matt staying any longer
than this week.
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And she should wake up with him.
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For real, like, it just doesn't feel
right, and it's not what I signed up
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for.
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Okay. Oh, my God.
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That'd be perfect. That's amazing. Thank
you so much for being...
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So open-minded for listening to me and
hearing me. I really thought that this
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would be harder, and this is amazing.
We're really communicating.
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Okay, yeah. I'll see you soon. Bye.
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Dude. Oh, my gosh.
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That was so good, girl. That was
amazing.
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Good job, dude. You killed that. Thank
you so much. I never would have done
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that.
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You were great.
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The funnest day.
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I know, me too.
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It was the best. It was.
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Would you ever want to hang out again?
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Like, tomorrow?
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I would love that.
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Yeah? My new friend.
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Go.
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You're the girl that swiped me in this
morning.
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That is so weird.
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Yeah, that's nuts.
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Hey. Hey.
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How was your day?
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Uh, well, I just bought three slices of
pizza that I'm going to eat myself.
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So, pretty much sums it up. Gotcha.
Yeah. How was your day?
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You know, terrible.
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Terrible day.
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I'm sorry.
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Doing a hit?
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Yeah. That'd be awesome.
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Thanks.
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Cool pipe.
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Got it on McDougal.
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Want some pizza?
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Oh, my God, I would love some.
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Okay, well, I have to run back over to
the pizza shop because I bought these
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three for me.
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We're stuck.
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Yeah, yeah.
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That's amazing.
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I need it today. I know exactly what you
mean.
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Whoa, look.
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Wet cement.
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You never see that.
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Oh, my God.
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We should press our breath into it.
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That feels... I mean, we could just
write our names, right?
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Classy. Yeah.
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Whoa. Okay.
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This is amazing.
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Happy with an eye.
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A lot of with an eye.
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It's really nice to meet you. Yeah, you
too.
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You're going to take a walk?
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Yeah, I'd like that.
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So, what's with the black eye?
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You know, I'm a supporter of the arts.
I'm an artist.
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How so?
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Yeah, that's what I do.
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You know, you look... Like an artist who
says, your haircut, did you get it cut
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today? Oh, no.
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I mean, in a way, I did.
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I love it. Yeah.
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You know what I've been thinking about
lately?
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What? I'm so, like, stupid, but... Why
can't you get it except for 11 a.m.? I
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think about that all the time. Are you
serious?
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Yesterday morning, I go in at, like,
12.30 to my fucking bodega, and I'm
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like... Hey, I want a bacon and cheese
because that's my fucking jam.
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Duh, bitch.
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Duh, bitch. Duh, bitch. Duh, bitch. In
the morning, and I'm like, I want to
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give you money. You have it. I see all
the ingredients.
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Nuts.
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