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Our countdown continues with the top 10
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Our countdown continues with the top 10
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Our countdown continues with the top 10
moments in US history. Number 10, the
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moments in US history. Number 10, the
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moments in US history. Number 10, the
moon landing.
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moon landing.
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moon landing.
>> That made the top 10. I mean, sure, the
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>> That made the top 10. I mean, sure, the
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>> That made the top 10. I mean, sure, the
moon, I guess. Personally, I forgot that
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moon, I guess. Personally, I forgot that
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moon, I guess. Personally, I forgot that
even happened.
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even happened.
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even happened.
>> Number nine, victory in World War II.
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>> Number nine, victory in World War II.
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>> Number nine, victory in World War II.
>> Huh, okay. I don't know if that really
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>> Huh, okay. I don't know if that really
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>> Huh, okay. I don't know if that really
made that big of a difference, [music]
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made that big of a difference, [music]
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made that big of a difference, [music]
but yeah,
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but yeah,
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but yeah,
sure.
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sure.
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sure.
>> Personally, I forgot that even happened.
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>> Personally, I forgot that even happened.
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>> Personally, I forgot that even happened.
>> Number eight, that time Lenny Kravitz's
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>> Number eight, that time Lenny Kravitz's
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>> Number eight, that time Lenny Kravitz's
pants ripped open and his dick fell out.
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pants ripped open and his dick fell out.
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pants ripped open and his dick fell out.
>> I remember exactly where I was when
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>> I remember exactly where I was when
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>> I remember exactly where I was when
Lenny Kravitz's penis fell out.
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Lenny Kravitz's penis fell out.
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Lenny Kravitz's penis fell out.
>> I've never felt prouder to be an
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>> I've never felt prouder to be an
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>> I've never felt prouder to be an
American than
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American than
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American than
in that very moment.
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in that very moment.
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in that very moment.
>> I was at the hospital. It was the birth
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>> I was at the hospital. It was the birth
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>> I was at the hospital. It was the birth
of my first child. I told my wife, "Stop
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of my first child. I told my wife, "Stop
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of my first child. I told my wife, "Stop
pushing." So, we could all gather around
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pushing." So, we could all gather around
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pushing." So, we could all gather around
the TV and watch together.
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the TV and watch together.
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the TV and watch together.
>> [laughter]
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>> [laughter]
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>> [laughter]
>> Sorry.
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>> Sorry.
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>> Sorry.
Can you come back to me? I just I get
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Can you come back to me? I just I get
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Can you come back to me? I just I get
really emotional when I think about it.
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really emotional when I think about it.
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really emotional when I think about it.
>> It was a moment that truly defined the
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>> It was a moment that truly defined the
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>> It was a moment that truly defined the
nation. For a few [music] fleeting
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nation. For a few [music] fleeting
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nation. For a few [music] fleeting
seconds, Lenny Kravitz's penis finally
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seconds, Lenny Kravitz's penis finally
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seconds, Lenny Kravitz's penis finally
fulfilled America's [music] promise as
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fulfilled America's [music] promise as
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fulfilled America's [music] promise as
that shining city on a hill.
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that shining city on a hill.
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that shining city on a hill.
>> We were so moved that we actually named
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>> We were so moved that we actually named
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>> We were so moved that we actually named
our baby Lenny Kravitz's penis.
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our baby Lenny Kravitz's penis.
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our baby Lenny Kravitz's penis.
I can't believe she's 10 now.
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>> [music]
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>> [music]
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>> [music]
>> Number seven, the Declaration of
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>> Number seven, the Declaration of
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>> Number seven, the Declaration of
Independence.
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Independence.
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Independence.
>> What? No, no, no, we're not done talking
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>> What? No, no, no, we're not done talking
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>> What? No, no, no, we're not done talking
about Lenny Kravitz's penis.
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about Lenny Kravitz's penis.
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about Lenny Kravitz's penis.
>> Oh, say can you see
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>> Oh, say can you see
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>> Oh, say can you see
Lenny Kravitz's
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Lenny Kravitz's
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Lenny Kravitz's
long
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long
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long
>> I got it as a back tattoo. Check [music]
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>> I got it as a back tattoo. Check [music]
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>> I got it as a back tattoo. Check [music]
it out.
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it out.
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it out.
Can you see it? It's right there.
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Can you see it? It's right there.
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Can you see it? It's right there.
That's his penis.
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That's his penis.
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That's his penis.
>> His dick's swinging
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>> His dick's swinging
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>> His dick's swinging
>> [screaming]
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>> [screaming]
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>> [screaming]
>> in air.
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>> in air.
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>> in air.
>> It's all I think about whenever I see
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>> It's all I think about whenever I see
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>> It's all I think about whenever I see
Lenny Kravitz, or when I see Zoe
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Lenny Kravitz, or when I see Zoe
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Lenny Kravitz, or when I see Zoe
Kravitz. Anytime I close my eyes,
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Kravitz. Anytime I close my eyes,
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Kravitz. Anytime I close my eyes,
really.
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really.
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really.
>> Are you talking about the time that
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>> Are you talking about the time that
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>> Are you talking about the time that
Lenny Kravitz's pants split open and his
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Lenny Kravitz's pants split open and his
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Lenny Kravitz's pants split open and his
penis [music] flopped out?
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penis [music] flopped out?
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penis [music] flopped out?
>> it, brother.
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>> it, brother.
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>> it, brother.
>> I'm supposed to be doing the Gettysburg
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>> I'm supposed to be doing the Gettysburg
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>> I'm supposed to be doing the Gettysburg
Address, but I'd rather get in on this.
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Address, but I'd rather get in on this.
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Address, but I'd rather get in on this.
>> But I don't understand why we don't add
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>> But I don't understand why we don't add
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>> But I don't understand why we don't add
Lenny Kravitz's penis to Mount Rushmore.
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Lenny Kravitz's penis to Mount Rushmore.
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Lenny Kravitz's penis to Mount Rushmore.
Like, do we care about honoring heroes
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Like, do we care about honoring heroes
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Like, do we care about honoring heroes
in this country or not?
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in this country or not?
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in this country or not?
>> Yeah, like my family and I, we don't
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>> Yeah, like my family and I, we don't
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>> Yeah, like my family and I, we don't
even watch fireworks [music] on the 4th
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even watch fireworks [music] on the 4th
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even watch fireworks [music] on the 4th
of July anymore. We just watch Lenny
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of July anymore. We just watch Lenny
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of July anymore. We just watch Lenny
Kravitz's penis explode out of his
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Kravitz's penis explode out of his
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Kravitz's penis explode out of his
pants.
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pants.
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pants.
>> Number seven, the Declaration of
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>> Number seven, the Declaration of
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>> Number seven, the Declaration of
>> Will you stop interrupting us? No one
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>> Will you stop interrupting us? No one
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>> Will you stop interrupting us? No one
gives a [\h__\h] about that.
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gives a [\h__\h] about that.
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gives a [\h__\h] about that.
>> We've [laughter] spent
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>> We've [laughter] spent
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>> We've [laughter] spent
way too much time on Lenny Kravitz's
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way too much time on Lenny Kravitz's
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way too much time on Lenny Kravitz's
penis. Can we move on?
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penis. Can we move on?
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penis. Can we move on?
>> Oh, oh, oh, you want us to move on?
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>> Oh, oh, oh, you want us to move on?
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>> Oh, oh, oh, you want us to move on?
>> Yeah, that'd be great.
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>> Yeah, that'd be great.
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>> Yeah, that'd be great.
>> All right. Uh, why don't we move on to
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>> All right. Uh, why don't we move on to
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>> All right. Uh, why don't we move on to
this moment in American history?
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this moment in American history?
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this moment in American history?
>> What is that?
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>> What is that?
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>> What is that?
>> Just some elevator footage of you
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>> Just some elevator footage of you
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>> Just some elevator footage of you
screwing around behind your wife's back.
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screwing around behind your wife's back.
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screwing around behind your wife's back.
>> What the hell? Where did you get that?
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>> What the hell? Where did you get that?
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>> What the hell? Where did you get that?
>> You didn't actually think we were going
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>> You didn't actually think we were going
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>> You didn't actually think we were going
to just leave the Kravitz part of the
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to just leave the Kravitz part of the
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to just leave the Kravitz part of the
countdown to chance, did you?
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countdown to chance, did you?
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countdown to chance, did you?
>> Oh my god. You You are all psychos. You
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>> Oh my god. You You are all psychos. You
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>> Oh my god. You You are all psychos. You
have lost your goddamn minds.
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have lost your goddamn minds.
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have lost your goddamn minds.
>> The Lenny Kravitz penis segment [music]
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>> The Lenny Kravitz penis segment [music]
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>> The Lenny Kravitz penis segment [music]
can be as long as we want to.
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can be as long as we want to.
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can be as long as we want to.
>> Got it?
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>> Got it?
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>> Got it?
>> Okay, fine.
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>> Okay, fine.
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>> Okay, fine.
>> And we all want custom trucker hats with
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>> And we all want custom trucker hats with
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>> And we all want custom trucker hats with
the image of the [music] Kravitz pants
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the image of the [music] Kravitz pants
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the image of the [music] Kravitz pants
split on them.
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split on them.
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split on them.
>> Custom trucker hats?
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>> Custom trucker hats?
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>> Custom trucker hats?
>> Guys, that's expensive.
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>> Guys, that's expensive.
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>> Guys, that's expensive.
>> Not as expensive as getting divorced.
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>> Thank you, Lenny Kravitz's penis.
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>> Thank you, Lenny Kravitz's penis.
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>> Thank you, Lenny Kravitz's penis.
>> Thank you
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>> Thank you
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>> Thank you
for your service to our country.
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for your service to our country.
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for your service to our country.
>> Thank you, Lenny Kravitz's penis.
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>> Thank you, Lenny Kravitz's penis.
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>> Thank you, Lenny Kravitz's penis.
The penis, not [music] my daughter.
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The penis, not [music] my daughter.
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The penis, not [music] my daughter.
>> Thank you for everything.
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>> Number seven, the Declaration of
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>> Number seven, the Declaration of
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>> Number seven, the Declaration of
Independence.
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Independence.
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Independence.
>> Okay, fine. [music] The Declaration of
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>> Okay, fine. [music] The Declaration of
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>> Okay, fine. [music] The Declaration of
Independence. Well, it kind of surprised
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Independence. Well, it kind of surprised
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Independence. Well, it kind of surprised
everyone. It was bigger and longer than
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everyone. It was bigger and longer than
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everyone. It was bigger and longer than
people expected.
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I tricked you. I'm still talking about
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I tricked you. I'm still talking about
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I tricked you. I'm still talking about
Lenny Kravitz's penis.
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