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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,990 Our countdown continues with the top 10 2 00:00:03,990 --> 00:00:04,000 Our countdown continues with the top 10 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,950 Our countdown continues with the top 10 moments in US history. Number 10, the 4 00:00:07,950 --> 00:00:07,960 moments in US history. Number 10, the 5 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:09,030 moments in US history. Number 10, the moon landing. 6 00:00:09,030 --> 00:00:09,040 moon landing. 7 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:11,990 moon landing. >> That made the top 10. I mean, sure, the 8 00:00:11,990 --> 00:00:12,000 >> That made the top 10. I mean, sure, the 9 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,110 >> That made the top 10. I mean, sure, the moon, I guess. Personally, I forgot that 10 00:00:14,110 --> 00:00:14,120 moon, I guess. Personally, I forgot that 11 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:15,510 moon, I guess. Personally, I forgot that even happened. 12 00:00:15,510 --> 00:00:15,520 even happened. 13 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:19,430 even happened. >> Number nine, victory in World War II. 14 00:00:19,430 --> 00:00:19,440 >> Number nine, victory in World War II. 15 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:21,230 >> Number nine, victory in World War II. >> Huh, okay. I don't know if that really 16 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:21,240 >> Huh, okay. I don't know if that really 17 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:22,470 >> Huh, okay. I don't know if that really made that big of a difference, [music] 18 00:00:22,470 --> 00:00:22,480 made that big of a difference, [music] 19 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,190 made that big of a difference, [music] but yeah, 20 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:24,200 but yeah, 21 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,110 but yeah, sure. 22 00:00:25,110 --> 00:00:25,120 sure. 23 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,590 sure. >> Personally, I forgot that even happened. 24 00:00:27,590 --> 00:00:27,600 >> Personally, I forgot that even happened. 25 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,910 >> Personally, I forgot that even happened. >> Number eight, that time Lenny Kravitz's 26 00:00:30,910 --> 00:00:30,920 >> Number eight, that time Lenny Kravitz's 27 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:33,830 >> Number eight, that time Lenny Kravitz's pants ripped open and his dick fell out. 28 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:33,840 pants ripped open and his dick fell out. 29 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,790 pants ripped open and his dick fell out. >> I remember exactly where I was when 30 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:35,800 >> I remember exactly where I was when 31 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,910 >> I remember exactly where I was when Lenny Kravitz's penis fell out. 32 00:00:37,910 --> 00:00:37,920 Lenny Kravitz's penis fell out. 33 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,230 Lenny Kravitz's penis fell out. >> I've never felt prouder to be an 34 00:00:39,230 --> 00:00:39,240 >> I've never felt prouder to be an 35 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,710 >> I've never felt prouder to be an American than 36 00:00:40,710 --> 00:00:40,720 American than 37 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:42,030 American than in that very moment. 38 00:00:42,030 --> 00:00:42,040 in that very moment. 39 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:43,270 in that very moment. >> I was at the hospital. It was the birth 40 00:00:43,270 --> 00:00:43,280 >> I was at the hospital. It was the birth 41 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,190 >> I was at the hospital. It was the birth of my first child. I told my wife, "Stop 42 00:00:45,190 --> 00:00:45,200 of my first child. I told my wife, "Stop 43 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,790 of my first child. I told my wife, "Stop pushing." So, we could all gather around 44 00:00:46,790 --> 00:00:46,800 pushing." So, we could all gather around 45 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,770 pushing." So, we could all gather around the TV and watch together. 46 00:00:49,770 --> 00:00:49,780 the TV and watch together. 47 00:00:49,780 --> 00:00:50,190 the TV and watch together. >> [laughter] 48 00:00:50,190 --> 00:00:50,200 >> [laughter] 49 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,230 >> [laughter] >> Sorry. 50 00:00:51,230 --> 00:00:51,240 >> Sorry. 51 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,950 >> Sorry. Can you come back to me? I just I get 52 00:00:52,950 --> 00:00:52,960 Can you come back to me? I just I get 53 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:54,430 Can you come back to me? I just I get really emotional when I think about it. 54 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:54,440 really emotional when I think about it. 55 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:56,910 really emotional when I think about it. >> It was a moment that truly defined the 56 00:00:56,910 --> 00:00:56,920 >> It was a moment that truly defined the 57 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,390 >> It was a moment that truly defined the nation. For a few [music] fleeting 58 00:00:59,390 --> 00:00:59,400 nation. For a few [music] fleeting 59 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,670 nation. For a few [music] fleeting seconds, Lenny Kravitz's penis finally 60 00:01:02,670 --> 00:01:02,680 seconds, Lenny Kravitz's penis finally 61 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:05,110 seconds, Lenny Kravitz's penis finally fulfilled America's [music] promise as 62 00:01:05,110 --> 00:01:05,120 fulfilled America's [music] promise as 63 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,430 fulfilled America's [music] promise as that shining city on a hill. 64 00:01:07,430 --> 00:01:07,440 that shining city on a hill. 65 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,070 that shining city on a hill. >> We were so moved that we actually named 66 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:09,080 >> We were so moved that we actually named 67 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:12,230 >> We were so moved that we actually named our baby Lenny Kravitz's penis. 68 00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:12,240 our baby Lenny Kravitz's penis. 69 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:15,970 our baby Lenny Kravitz's penis. I can't believe she's 10 now. 70 00:01:15,970 --> 00:01:15,980 71 00:01:15,980 --> 00:01:16,030 >> [music] 72 00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:16,040 >> [music] 73 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:19,030 >> [music] >> Number seven, the Declaration of 74 00:01:19,030 --> 00:01:19,040 >> Number seven, the Declaration of 75 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,150 >> Number seven, the Declaration of Independence. 76 00:01:20,150 --> 00:01:20,160 Independence. 77 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:21,870 Independence. >> What? No, no, no, we're not done talking 78 00:01:21,870 --> 00:01:21,880 >> What? No, no, no, we're not done talking 79 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,230 >> What? No, no, no, we're not done talking about Lenny Kravitz's penis. 80 00:01:23,230 --> 00:01:23,240 about Lenny Kravitz's penis. 81 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:28,670 about Lenny Kravitz's penis. >> Oh, say can you see 82 00:01:28,670 --> 00:01:28,680 >> Oh, say can you see 83 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,750 >> Oh, say can you see Lenny Kravitz's 84 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:31,760 Lenny Kravitz's 85 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,110 Lenny Kravitz's long 86 00:01:33,110 --> 00:01:33,120 long 87 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,070 long >> I got it as a back tattoo. Check [music] 88 00:01:35,070 --> 00:01:35,080 >> I got it as a back tattoo. Check [music] 89 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:36,950 >> I got it as a back tattoo. Check [music] it out. 90 00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:36,960 it out. 91 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:39,150 it out. Can you see it? It's right there. 92 00:01:39,150 --> 00:01:39,160 Can you see it? It's right there. 93 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:40,430 Can you see it? It's right there. That's his penis. 94 00:01:40,430 --> 00:01:40,440 That's his penis. 95 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:44,136 That's his penis. >> His dick's swinging 96 00:01:44,136 --> 00:01:44,146 >> His dick's swinging 97 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:44,270 >> His dick's swinging >> [screaming] 98 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:44,280 >> [screaming] 99 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:45,950 >> [screaming] >> in air. 100 00:01:45,950 --> 00:01:45,960 >> in air. 101 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:47,590 >> in air. >> It's all I think about whenever I see 102 00:01:47,590 --> 00:01:47,600 >> It's all I think about whenever I see 103 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,310 >> It's all I think about whenever I see Lenny Kravitz, or when I see Zoe 104 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:49,320 Lenny Kravitz, or when I see Zoe 105 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,430 Lenny Kravitz, or when I see Zoe Kravitz. Anytime I close my eyes, 106 00:01:51,430 --> 00:01:51,440 Kravitz. Anytime I close my eyes, 107 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,350 Kravitz. Anytime I close my eyes, really. 108 00:01:52,350 --> 00:01:52,360 really. 109 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,350 really. >> Are you talking about the time that 110 00:01:53,350 --> 00:01:53,360 >> Are you talking about the time that 111 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,190 >> Are you talking about the time that Lenny Kravitz's pants split open and his 112 00:01:55,190 --> 00:01:55,200 Lenny Kravitz's pants split open and his 113 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,590 Lenny Kravitz's pants split open and his penis [music] flopped out? 114 00:01:56,590 --> 00:01:56,600 penis [music] flopped out? 115 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:57,510 penis [music] flopped out? >> it, brother. 116 00:01:57,510 --> 00:01:57,520 >> it, brother. 117 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:58,670 >> it, brother. >> I'm supposed to be doing the Gettysburg 118 00:01:58,670 --> 00:01:58,680 >> I'm supposed to be doing the Gettysburg 119 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:02,030 >> I'm supposed to be doing the Gettysburg Address, but I'd rather get in on this. 120 00:02:02,030 --> 00:02:02,040 Address, but I'd rather get in on this. 121 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:03,790 Address, but I'd rather get in on this. >> But I don't understand why we don't add 122 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:03,800 >> But I don't understand why we don't add 123 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,830 >> But I don't understand why we don't add Lenny Kravitz's penis to Mount Rushmore. 124 00:02:05,830 --> 00:02:05,840 Lenny Kravitz's penis to Mount Rushmore. 125 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,230 Lenny Kravitz's penis to Mount Rushmore. Like, do we care about honoring heroes 126 00:02:07,230 --> 00:02:07,240 Like, do we care about honoring heroes 127 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:08,350 Like, do we care about honoring heroes in this country or not? 128 00:02:08,350 --> 00:02:08,360 in this country or not? 129 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:09,710 in this country or not? >> Yeah, like my family and I, we don't 130 00:02:09,710 --> 00:02:09,720 >> Yeah, like my family and I, we don't 131 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,630 >> Yeah, like my family and I, we don't even watch fireworks [music] on the 4th 132 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:11,640 even watch fireworks [music] on the 4th 133 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:13,350 even watch fireworks [music] on the 4th of July anymore. We just watch Lenny 134 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:13,360 of July anymore. We just watch Lenny 135 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,430 of July anymore. We just watch Lenny Kravitz's penis explode out of his 136 00:02:15,430 --> 00:02:15,440 Kravitz's penis explode out of his 137 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:16,630 Kravitz's penis explode out of his pants. 138 00:02:16,630 --> 00:02:16,640 pants. 139 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:19,110 pants. >> Number seven, the Declaration of 140 00:02:19,110 --> 00:02:19,120 >> Number seven, the Declaration of 141 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,790 >> Number seven, the Declaration of >> Will you stop interrupting us? No one 142 00:02:20,790 --> 00:02:20,800 >> Will you stop interrupting us? No one 143 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:21,990 >> Will you stop interrupting us? No one gives a [\h__\h] about that. 144 00:02:21,990 --> 00:02:22,000 gives a [\h__\h] about that. 145 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,030 gives a [\h__\h] about that. >> We've [laughter] spent 146 00:02:23,030 --> 00:02:23,040 >> We've [laughter] spent 147 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,870 >> We've [laughter] spent way too much time on Lenny Kravitz's 148 00:02:24,870 --> 00:02:24,880 way too much time on Lenny Kravitz's 149 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,430 way too much time on Lenny Kravitz's penis. Can we move on? 150 00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:26,440 penis. Can we move on? 151 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,070 penis. Can we move on? >> Oh, oh, oh, you want us to move on? 152 00:02:28,070 --> 00:02:28,080 >> Oh, oh, oh, you want us to move on? 153 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,030 >> Oh, oh, oh, you want us to move on? >> Yeah, that'd be great. 154 00:02:29,030 --> 00:02:29,040 >> Yeah, that'd be great. 155 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,510 >> Yeah, that'd be great. >> All right. Uh, why don't we move on to 156 00:02:31,510 --> 00:02:31,520 >> All right. Uh, why don't we move on to 157 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,710 >> All right. Uh, why don't we move on to this moment in American history? 158 00:02:33,710 --> 00:02:33,720 this moment in American history? 159 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:34,470 this moment in American history? >> What is that? 160 00:02:34,470 --> 00:02:34,480 >> What is that? 161 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:35,670 >> What is that? >> Just some elevator footage of you 162 00:02:35,670 --> 00:02:35,680 >> Just some elevator footage of you 163 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,270 >> Just some elevator footage of you screwing around behind your wife's back. 164 00:02:37,270 --> 00:02:37,280 screwing around behind your wife's back. 165 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,390 screwing around behind your wife's back. >> What the hell? Where did you get that? 166 00:02:39,390 --> 00:02:39,400 >> What the hell? Where did you get that? 167 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,510 >> What the hell? Where did you get that? >> You didn't actually think we were going 168 00:02:40,510 --> 00:02:40,520 >> You didn't actually think we were going 169 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,270 >> You didn't actually think we were going to just leave the Kravitz part of the 170 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:42,280 to just leave the Kravitz part of the 171 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,910 to just leave the Kravitz part of the countdown to chance, did you? 172 00:02:43,910 --> 00:02:43,920 countdown to chance, did you? 173 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:45,750 countdown to chance, did you? >> Oh my god. You You are all psychos. You 174 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:45,760 >> Oh my god. You You are all psychos. You 175 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,630 >> Oh my god. You You are all psychos. You have lost your goddamn minds. 176 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:47,640 have lost your goddamn minds. 177 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,470 have lost your goddamn minds. >> The Lenny Kravitz penis segment [music] 178 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:49,480 >> The Lenny Kravitz penis segment [music] 179 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,390 >> The Lenny Kravitz penis segment [music] can be as long as we want to. 180 00:02:51,390 --> 00:02:51,400 can be as long as we want to. 181 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,110 can be as long as we want to. >> Got it? 182 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:53,120 >> Got it? 183 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:53,949 >> Got it? >> Okay, fine. 184 00:02:53,949 --> 00:02:53,959 >> Okay, fine. 185 00:02:53,959 --> 00:02:56,190 >> Okay, fine. >> And we all want custom trucker hats with 186 00:02:56,190 --> 00:02:56,200 >> And we all want custom trucker hats with 187 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:57,750 >> And we all want custom trucker hats with the image of the [music] Kravitz pants 188 00:02:57,750 --> 00:02:57,760 the image of the [music] Kravitz pants 189 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:58,470 the image of the [music] Kravitz pants split on them. 190 00:02:58,470 --> 00:02:58,480 split on them. 191 00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:59,910 split on them. >> Custom trucker hats? 192 00:02:59,910 --> 00:02:59,920 >> Custom trucker hats? 193 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:01,150 >> Custom trucker hats? >> Guys, that's expensive. 194 00:03:01,150 --> 00:03:01,160 >> Guys, that's expensive. 195 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:10,070 >> Guys, that's expensive. >> Not as expensive as getting divorced. 196 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:10,080 197 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,550 >> Thank you, Lenny Kravitz's penis. 198 00:03:12,550 --> 00:03:12,560 >> Thank you, Lenny Kravitz's penis. 199 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,590 >> Thank you, Lenny Kravitz's penis. >> Thank you 200 00:03:13,590 --> 00:03:13,600 >> Thank you 201 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,030 >> Thank you for your service to our country. 202 00:03:15,030 --> 00:03:15,040 for your service to our country. 203 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,990 for your service to our country. >> Thank you, Lenny Kravitz's penis. 204 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:18,000 >> Thank you, Lenny Kravitz's penis. 205 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,229 >> Thank you, Lenny Kravitz's penis. The penis, not [music] my daughter. 206 00:03:19,229 --> 00:03:19,239 The penis, not [music] my daughter. 207 00:03:19,239 --> 00:03:23,550 The penis, not [music] my daughter. >> Thank you for everything. 208 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:23,560 209 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,430 >> Number seven, the Declaration of 210 00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:26,440 >> Number seven, the Declaration of 211 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,670 >> Number seven, the Declaration of Independence. 212 00:03:27,670 --> 00:03:27,680 Independence. 213 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,590 Independence. >> Okay, fine. [music] The Declaration of 214 00:03:29,590 --> 00:03:29,600 >> Okay, fine. [music] The Declaration of 215 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,750 >> Okay, fine. [music] The Declaration of Independence. Well, it kind of surprised 216 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:31,760 Independence. Well, it kind of surprised 217 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,630 Independence. Well, it kind of surprised everyone. It was bigger and longer than 218 00:03:34,630 --> 00:03:34,640 everyone. It was bigger and longer than 219 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:37,790 everyone. It was bigger and longer than people expected. 220 00:03:37,790 --> 00:03:37,800 221 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:38,949 I tricked you. I'm still talking about 222 00:03:38,949 --> 00:03:38,959 I tricked you. I'm still talking about 223 00:03:38,959 --> 00:03:41,959 I tricked you. I'm still talking about Lenny Kravitz's penis. 18311

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