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I should not be doing domestic
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work.
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I'm going to hire a maid.
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You can afford it.
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Thank you.
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Not much cash.
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But who needs cash nowadays?
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Oh, here we go. Bingo.
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Rachel. Oh. What the hell are you doing
looking through my wallet?
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It slipped out of your pants and I was
just making sure, you know.
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I'm supposed to be doing laundry and I'm
trying to take my credit card. I didn't
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know you were a gold member, platinum
plus.
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I didn't know you had all these credit
cards.
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Yeah. Now it's time to give it back.
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Wow. Oh, my God. You've got more here?
How many do you have?
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Enough for me, not for you.
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All right. Here you go.
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Yeah.
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Your jeans are clean.
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Shall I fold them for you now?
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Please. There you go.
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Now, wait a minute.
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Listen.
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You know your father and I have been
fighting a little bit lately.
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Things have been kind of stressful
around here.
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He's kind of, I don't know, he's cut me
off financially a little bit.
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I haven't been able to go shopping. Do
you know what that does to me?
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I get splitting headaches. I'm really
bitchy.
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Do you really think I belong in a
laundry room doing laundry?
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That's nice for me.
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Yeah, but, you know, I'd rather be
shopping.
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Wouldn't you rather see me buy...
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More sexy clothes.
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Wow. Yeah, I mean, this sweater alone
costs like $70 because
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it's cashmere. Feel it.
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Wow.
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Yeah, see?
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Oh, yeah.
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Just, you know, this sweater, I washed
it, and now it's shrunk, and look how
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small it is.
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You know?
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean for you to see
that.
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And, you know, lingerie costs money,
too.
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And I have lots of fancy lingerie that I
had, garters, silk
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stockings, expensive shoes.
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These are all things that I just need to
have. And I should have them. Yeah, you
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should. Yeah.
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So, anyway, is there some way I could
maybe convince you to let
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me maybe have...
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One of those credit cards, just so I
could go shopping. I don't think that's
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a good idea.
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Why is that?
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Well, I don't know. You know, everyone
says that you should, no offense, never
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give a woman your credit card.
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Really? Who says that?
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Like everybody, like all the cool
people.
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Oh, your guy friends?
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I guess.
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What about... Whoa.
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I'm sure there's something I could do to
convince you.
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Don't you think so?
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After all, you are my...
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stepson. Well, what if someone, what if
dad walks in or something?
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Oh, I don't think he's going to catch
us. He's upstairs snoozing away, taking
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his nap instead of taking care of me.
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I have needs, you know.
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And a lot of them are financial needs.
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And he's not giving me what I want. So,
maybe he can strap in
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some good considerate, just considerate.
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Wow.
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Are you sure Dad's sleeping?
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Yes, I'm positive.
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I put a Valium in his cocktail.
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Because I don't want to deal with him.
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There. Now, doesn't that feel good?
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It feels excellent.
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And I know you just broke up with your
girlfriend, so it's probably been just
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you doing this to yourself, right?
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I guess.
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Yeah.
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I know it's okay to do it, but it's got
to feel better with a nice, warm,
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womanly hand.
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Especially someone with experience like
you. Yeah, I have a little bit of
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experience. I do.
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It just gets better with money.
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Oh, yeah.
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You like that?
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How do you like them apples?
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Wow, those are big apples.
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Mm-hmm.
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All right, here's the deal.
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You want me to finish this, I'm going to
need a credit card.
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Just give me the lowest one, that's
fine.
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Lowest one, not black card.
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You have a black card?
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No, platinum I'm in.
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That will do for now.
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Alright, I think we have a little deal.
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Does that feel good?
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We have a special relationship now.
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You can't tell anybody else about that.
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I don't know. This will keep me quiet
right here.
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Okay.
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Dad would kill me if he found my cock in
his wife's mouth.
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Yeah.
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By the way, your cock is ten times
bigger than his. Wow. He's a noodle
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dick.
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When was the last time someone gave you
this kind of attention?
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Do you want more?
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Yeah, I want more.
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That's part of the deal, right?
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Yeah, but let me see.
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Oh.
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Everyone has one of these.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Do you have anything with a larger
limit?
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Like maybe gold?
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Um... If you give me gold, I'll give you
more.
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Like, what more?
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Hmm.
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Maybe I will take off my skirt.
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Hmm.
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Okay, but... Okay, but nothing. Don't
think about a thing. Just give it to me.
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That's it.
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Oh, yes. This feels so much better.
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Remember, you have to be quiet because
it echoes in this laundry room.
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There. I know you boys wanted to see
your stepmother naked.
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Yeah. Well, if I'm going to give you
that gold card, I just don't want to
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look at it.
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Oh, don't worry.
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For the black card, you're really going
to sing.
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Yeah? Mm-hmm.
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What do you think about the black card?
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Oh, come on.
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I know you want to give it to me.
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You know I have to have pretty things.
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Expensive things.
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Things to make me happy around this
miserable house.
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Hmm? Yeah, I guess we can do the black
card.
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Oh, really?
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Hmm.
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Yeah, give me that black card.
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And my app is yours.
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How does that sound?
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That sounds like a plan.
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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man.
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I hate the whole lot.
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Oh.
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Where's the black card?
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I don't know.
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All right.
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Now you get your present.
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Are your balls full?
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Oh, yeah.
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They look like they're turning blue.
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They really is.
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Blue balls and a full wallet.
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Oh,
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there you go.
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That's worth a couple of credit cards,
isn't it?
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Oh, yeah, it is.
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That feels really good.
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It's better than your fucking needle
dick noodle limp dick dad.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah. I'm so busy.
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Oh,
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yeah. After this, I'll go shopping and
buy some little things.
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the clips.
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We can even give you some more.
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Whatever you want, baby.
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My ass is yours.
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Oh, yeah.
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Give me that big cock.
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There we go.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, Amy.
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Amy,
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give me all the cash, too.
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What's your bank account number?
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I'll give you that.
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What's that PIN number?
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The PIN number.
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Huh? 6-9-6-9.
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I should get that.
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There's the big number.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, and Cash, I can think of.
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Yeah. You got any cash stashed in the
house?
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There's some in between the walls.
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Really? Yeah.
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Which walls?
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Outside my dad's bedroom. Oh, really?
How do I...
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It's all those expensive yoga classes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Safety deposit box.
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What number is it?
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9696. Oh, yeah.
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Where's the key to it?
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I think he keeps it in the back of the
freezer.
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That should do it for me.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Empty those balls.
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Give me your credit cards and all the
money and everything else.
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You're going to give me that big load of
cum.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's what I want, too.
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Fuck me.
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much better than yours.
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of me there.
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Yeah, baby.
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That's right. Fuck me.
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And do those blue balls
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Yeah, baby.
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God, I'm going to come for me.
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Oh, I'm going to come.
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Yeah? Oh, I'm going to come, yeah.
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Does that feel better now that you've
been drained?
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Much better.
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Wow.
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You were really, really uptight.
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Can I have my cards back now?
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No.
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Remember?
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That was the deal.
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And the wallet.
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And the black card.
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And you gave me the PIN number. And you
told me where the keys were.
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And you told me where the safety deposit
box was.
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Remember?
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Oh, now I remember.
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So... But don't worry.
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This is our little secret.
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And... I think you should probably get
yourself cleaned up and...
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I'm going to go shopping.
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Okay.
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Don't spend too much.
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You gave me your black card. You gave me
your pin number.
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I'll spend whatever I want to because
now I own you financially
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and physically.
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Oh, no. I'm going to screw it up.
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Oh, life is so easy.
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