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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:32,830 --> 00:01:39,490 I should not be doing domestic 2 00:01:39,490 --> 00:01:40,490 work. 3 00:01:41,670 --> 00:01:43,030 I'm going to hire a maid. 4 00:01:43,510 --> 00:01:44,710 You can afford it. 5 00:01:46,130 --> 00:01:47,130 Thank you. 6 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:00,020 Not much cash. 7 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,720 But who needs cash nowadays? 8 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,420 Oh, here we go. Bingo. 9 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:09,680 Rachel. Oh. What the hell are you doing looking through my wallet? 10 00:02:10,340 --> 00:02:14,960 It slipped out of your pants and I was just making sure, you know. 11 00:02:15,220 --> 00:02:19,980 I'm supposed to be doing laundry and I'm trying to take my credit card. I didn't 12 00:02:19,980 --> 00:02:23,600 know you were a gold member, platinum plus. 13 00:02:24,220 --> 00:02:26,600 I didn't know you had all these credit cards. 14 00:02:27,260 --> 00:02:29,370 Yeah. Now it's time to give it back. 15 00:02:29,690 --> 00:02:33,330 Wow. Oh, my God. You've got more here? How many do you have? 16 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:36,270 Enough for me, not for you. 17 00:02:36,770 --> 00:02:39,710 All right. Here you go. 18 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:41,910 Yeah. 19 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:43,610 Your jeans are clean. 20 00:02:44,010 --> 00:02:45,510 Shall I fold them for you now? 21 00:02:46,590 --> 00:02:48,130 Please. There you go. 22 00:02:49,950 --> 00:02:50,990 Now, wait a minute. 23 00:02:51,710 --> 00:02:52,710 Listen. 24 00:02:53,870 --> 00:02:56,830 You know your father and I have been fighting a little bit lately. 25 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,260 Things have been kind of stressful around here. 26 00:02:59,940 --> 00:03:04,740 He's kind of, I don't know, he's cut me off financially a little bit. 27 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,400 I haven't been able to go shopping. Do you know what that does to me? 28 00:03:08,860 --> 00:03:11,920 I get splitting headaches. I'm really bitchy. 29 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,540 Do you really think I belong in a laundry room doing laundry? 30 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,340 That's nice for me. 31 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:22,300 Yeah, but, you know, I'd rather be shopping. 32 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:24,840 Wouldn't you rather see me buy... 33 00:03:25,150 --> 00:03:26,170 More sexy clothes. 34 00:03:26,570 --> 00:03:33,470 Wow. Yeah, I mean, this sweater alone costs like $70 because 35 00:03:33,470 --> 00:03:34,710 it's cashmere. Feel it. 36 00:03:35,110 --> 00:03:36,110 Wow. 37 00:03:37,590 --> 00:03:38,590 Yeah, see? 38 00:03:38,670 --> 00:03:39,670 Oh, yeah. 39 00:03:39,890 --> 00:03:44,910 Just, you know, this sweater, I washed it, and now it's shrunk, and look how 40 00:03:44,910 --> 00:03:45,910 small it is. 41 00:03:46,130 --> 00:03:47,130 You know? 42 00:03:48,330 --> 00:03:50,490 I'm sorry. I didn't mean for you to see that. 43 00:03:51,390 --> 00:03:53,550 And, you know, lingerie costs money, too. 44 00:03:54,040 --> 00:04:00,440 And I have lots of fancy lingerie that I had, garters, silk 45 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,840 stockings, expensive shoes. 46 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:08,940 These are all things that I just need to have. And I should have them. Yeah, you 47 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:09,940 should. Yeah. 48 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:17,300 So, anyway, is there some way I could maybe convince you to let 49 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:19,560 me maybe have... 50 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:23,420 One of those credit cards, just so I could go shopping. I don't think that's 51 00:04:23,420 --> 00:04:24,159 a good idea. 52 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,160 Why is that? 53 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:29,660 Well, I don't know. You know, everyone says that you should, no offense, never 54 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,080 give a woman your credit card. 55 00:04:31,780 --> 00:04:33,300 Really? Who says that? 56 00:04:33,660 --> 00:04:36,420 Like everybody, like all the cool people. 57 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,040 Oh, your guy friends? 58 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:39,239 I guess. 59 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,800 What about... Whoa. 60 00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:44,560 I'm sure there's something I could do to convince you. 61 00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:46,220 Don't you think so? 62 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,040 After all, you are my... 63 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:53,180 stepson. Well, what if someone, what if dad walks in or something? 64 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:57,800 Oh, I don't think he's going to catch us. He's upstairs snoozing away, taking 65 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:01,020 his nap instead of taking care of me. 66 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:02,840 I have needs, you know. 67 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,720 And a lot of them are financial needs. 68 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:12,360 And he's not giving me what I want. So, maybe he can strap in 69 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:18,820 some good considerate, just considerate. 70 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:21,960 Wow. 71 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:29,540 Are you sure Dad's sleeping? 72 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:32,440 Yes, I'm positive. 73 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:37,100 I put a Valium in his cocktail. 74 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:40,960 Because I don't want to deal with him. 75 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,560 There. Now, doesn't that feel good? 76 00:05:45,290 --> 00:05:46,290 It feels excellent. 77 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:49,330 And I know you just broke up with your girlfriend, so it's probably been just 78 00:05:49,330 --> 00:05:50,830 you doing this to yourself, right? 79 00:05:51,110 --> 00:05:52,110 I guess. 80 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:53,270 Yeah. 81 00:05:53,710 --> 00:05:58,130 I know it's okay to do it, but it's got to feel better with a nice, warm, 82 00:05:58,170 --> 00:05:59,190 womanly hand. 83 00:06:00,010 --> 00:06:04,030 Especially someone with experience like you. Yeah, I have a little bit of 84 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,030 experience. I do. 85 00:06:13,130 --> 00:06:15,190 It just gets better with money. 86 00:06:18,090 --> 00:06:24,970 Oh, yeah. 87 00:06:31,110 --> 00:06:32,210 You like that? 88 00:06:32,510 --> 00:06:33,870 How do you like them apples? 89 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:36,150 Wow, those are big apples. 90 00:06:36,470 --> 00:06:37,470 Mm-hmm. 91 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:40,350 All right, here's the deal. 92 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,740 You want me to finish this, I'm going to need a credit card. 93 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:50,280 Just give me the lowest one, that's fine. 94 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,080 Lowest one, not black card. 95 00:06:53,660 --> 00:06:54,920 You have a black card? 96 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:57,240 No, platinum I'm in. 97 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:00,380 That will do for now. 98 00:07:01,460 --> 00:07:03,160 Alright, I think we have a little deal. 99 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:37,590 Does that feel good? 100 00:08:20,590 --> 00:08:22,410 We have a special relationship now. 101 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:24,690 You can't tell anybody else about that. 102 00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:27,470 I don't know. This will keep me quiet right here. 103 00:08:27,690 --> 00:08:28,690 Okay. 104 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,850 Dad would kill me if he found my cock in his wife's mouth. 105 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:02,470 Yeah. 106 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:07,950 By the way, your cock is ten times bigger than his. Wow. He's a noodle 107 00:09:07,950 --> 00:09:08,950 dick. 108 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,740 When was the last time someone gave you this kind of attention? 109 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:58,720 Do you want more? 110 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:00,500 Yeah, I want more. 111 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,920 That's part of the deal, right? 112 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:04,600 Yeah, but let me see. 113 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:07,360 Oh. 114 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:09,320 Everyone has one of these. 115 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:11,860 Yeah. Yeah. 116 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,720 Do you have anything with a larger limit? 117 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:16,900 Like maybe gold? 118 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:22,720 Um... If you give me gold, I'll give you more. 119 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:25,520 Like, what more? 120 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:26,880 Hmm. 121 00:10:28,180 --> 00:10:31,060 Maybe I will take off my skirt. 122 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:33,960 Hmm. 123 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:42,460 Okay, but... Okay, but nothing. Don't think about a thing. Just give it to me. 124 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,539 That's it. 125 00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:48,680 Oh, yes. This feels so much better. 126 00:10:53,339 --> 00:10:56,060 Remember, you have to be quiet because it echoes in this laundry room. 127 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,920 There. I know you boys wanted to see your stepmother naked. 128 00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:07,120 Yeah. Well, if I'm going to give you that gold card, I just don't want to 129 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,120 look at it. 130 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:12,020 Oh, don't worry. 131 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,460 For the black card, you're really going to sing. 132 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:18,180 Yeah? Mm-hmm. 133 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,700 What do you think about the black card? 134 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,400 Oh, come on. 135 00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:27,860 I know you want to give it to me. 136 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:31,240 You know I have to have pretty things. 137 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,340 Expensive things. 138 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:37,200 Things to make me happy around this miserable house. 139 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,760 Hmm? Yeah, I guess we can do the black card. 140 00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:42,060 Oh, really? 141 00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:44,540 Hmm. 142 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,440 Yeah, give me that black card. 143 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:50,120 And my app is yours. 144 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,840 How does that sound? 145 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:55,990 That sounds like a plan. 146 00:11:57,670 --> 00:11:58,670 Yeah. 147 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:05,850 Oh, 148 00:12:08,490 --> 00:12:09,490 man. 149 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,190 I hate the whole lot. 150 00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:12,970 Oh. 151 00:12:13,710 --> 00:12:14,830 Where's the black card? 152 00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:16,310 I don't know. 153 00:12:16,490 --> 00:12:17,490 All right. 154 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,360 Now you get your present. 155 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,720 Are your balls full? 156 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:17,859 Oh, yeah. 157 00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:19,380 They look like they're turning blue. 158 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,240 They really is. 159 00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:26,180 Blue balls and a full wallet. 160 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:30,900 Oh, 161 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:36,720 there you go. 162 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:40,140 That's worth a couple of credit cards, isn't it? 163 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,560 Oh, yeah, it is. 164 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:45,920 That feels really good. 165 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:51,220 It's better than your fucking needle dick noodle limp dick dad. 166 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,180 Oh, yeah. 167 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,400 Oh, 168 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,800 yeah. I'm so busy. 169 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:06,760 Oh, 170 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:14,120 yeah. After this, I'll go shopping and buy some little things. 171 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,319 the clips. 172 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:18,500 We can even give you some more. 173 00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:22,600 Whatever you want, baby. 174 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:24,300 My ass is yours. 175 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:28,320 Oh, yeah. 176 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:52,890 Give me that big cock. 177 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:28,880 There we go. 178 00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:30,900 Yeah. 179 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,380 Yeah, Amy. 180 00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:37,660 Amy, 181 00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:40,700 give me all the cash, too. 182 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,480 What's your bank account number? 183 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,080 I'll give you that. 184 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,080 What's that PIN number? 185 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:50,220 The PIN number. 186 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,660 Huh? 6-9-6-9. 187 00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:56,970 I should get that. 188 00:15:59,330 --> 00:16:00,410 There's the big number. 189 00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:03,450 Oh, yeah. 190 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,090 Oh, and Cash, I can think of. 191 00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:08,530 Yeah. You got any cash stashed in the house? 192 00:16:09,950 --> 00:16:11,410 There's some in between the walls. 193 00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:12,630 Really? Yeah. 194 00:16:12,850 --> 00:16:13,850 Which walls? 195 00:16:14,210 --> 00:16:16,730 Outside my dad's bedroom. Oh, really? How do I... 196 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,780 It's all those expensive yoga classes. 197 00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:59,200 Oh, yeah. 198 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,640 Safety deposit box. 199 00:17:02,540 --> 00:17:04,060 What number is it? 200 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,500 9696. Oh, yeah. 201 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:11,099 Where's the key to it? 202 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,400 I think he keeps it in the back of the freezer. 203 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:24,920 That should do it for me. 204 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,320 Yeah, that's it. 205 00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:34,540 Empty those balls. 206 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,460 Give me your credit cards and all the money and everything else. 207 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,640 You're going to give me that big load of cum. 208 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,300 Oh, yeah. 209 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,820 That's what I want, too. 210 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:35,760 Fuck me. 211 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,320 much better than yours. 212 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,800 of me there. 213 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,760 Yeah, baby. 214 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,960 That's right. Fuck me. 215 00:25:18,270 --> 00:25:20,570 And do those blue balls 216 00:29:05,420 --> 00:29:06,420 Yeah, baby. 217 00:31:04,460 --> 00:31:05,740 God, I'm going to come for me. 218 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,160 Oh, I'm going to come. 219 00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:08,720 Yeah? Oh, I'm going to come, yeah. 220 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,280 Does that feel better now that you've been drained? 221 00:32:04,980 --> 00:32:06,020 Much better. 222 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:07,960 Wow. 223 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,740 You were really, really uptight. 224 00:32:13,380 --> 00:32:14,920 Can I have my cards back now? 225 00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:17,020 No. 226 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,240 Remember? 227 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,580 That was the deal. 228 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,400 And the wallet. 229 00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:28,220 And the black card. 230 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:32,180 And you gave me the PIN number. And you told me where the keys were. 231 00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:35,380 And you told me where the safety deposit box was. 232 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:36,620 Remember? 233 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,580 Oh, now I remember. 234 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,660 So... But don't worry. 235 00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:45,560 This is our little secret. 236 00:32:47,820 --> 00:32:52,820 And... I think you should probably get yourself cleaned up and... 237 00:32:53,260 --> 00:32:54,320 I'm going to go shopping. 238 00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:56,540 Okay. 239 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,280 Don't spend too much. 240 00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:03,760 You gave me your black card. You gave me your pin number. 241 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:11,180 I'll spend whatever I want to because now I own you financially 242 00:33:11,180 --> 00:33:13,140 and physically. 243 00:33:13,820 --> 00:33:15,800 Oh, no. I'm going to screw it up. 244 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,000 Oh, life is so easy. 15621

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