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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Lynda, would you come out here, please?
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I have been calling you for ten minutes.
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Did you call me all the way out
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here just to tell me that?
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Don't you start with me.
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These lab reports need to be sorted.
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But I'm trying to study.
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If you were watching TV, just say so.
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No, really.
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I decided to go back to school and
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finish my degree.
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Lynda, that is wonderful.
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What type of degree?
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Two year?
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Four year?
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Manicure.
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I'll be out by Friday.
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That's good, too.
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I thought it would be a good idea,
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just as a backup plan.
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I mean, what if something happened to Dr.
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Becker?
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Like, he lost his medical license, or got
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hit by a truck, or someone poisoned him,
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or clubbed him to death, or put him
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in a bag and chains in the trunk
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of a car, or, you know, be cool.
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Thank you, Taya.
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Otaku.
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Morning, John.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, just great.
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Yeah, I got a toilet that won't stop,
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a car that won't go, I got neighbors
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that won't shut up, and a breakfast that
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won't stay down.
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Like sands through an hourglass, these are the
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days of my life.
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You've got a patient in, too.
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Oh, and Mr. Tipton from Harding High School
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dropped by.
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He's in your office.
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You let him in my office?
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Oh, come on, Margaret, he's such a long
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-winded gasbag.
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Then you two can compare notes.
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No.
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No, he's so boring.
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Last time he was here, he went on
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and on about those nitwits he calls a
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soccer team.
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I mean, they're so bad, their mascot should
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be some guy beating a dead horse.
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Stop it!
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All right.
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Hey, actually, you know what?
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Give me two minutes, then come in and
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tell me I got a phone call.
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No, I'm not gonna do it.
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I don't like to lie.
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It's wrong.
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Says who?
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The Lord.
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The Lord?
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Margaret, this is the Bronx.
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Believe me, he's not here.
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All right, John, two minutes.
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Now, please go.
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Thank you.
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Two minutes, Margaret.
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Dr. Becker, hello.
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Oh, you should have been at last week's
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soccer game.
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The boys came this close to scoring a
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goal.
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Listen, I'm kind of busy today.
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Well, then let me get right to the
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point.
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Harding High School would like you to be
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this year's commencement speaker.
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What?
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It's next week, and I do apologize for
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the short notice, but the mayor had a
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last-minute change in his schedule.
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The mayor?
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Really?
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Sit down, sit down.
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Of course, as soon as he dropped out,
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well, your name immediately came to mind.
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Huh.
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We think that you'd be an inspiration to
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the graduates.
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Not only are you a respected member of
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the community, but you graduated at the top
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of your class, and from Harvard, no less.
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Well, yeah, that's, uh, all true.
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You know, in a lot of ways, you're
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more relevant to these kids than some of
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the so-called big names.
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You're one of the quiet heroes.
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John, John, you have a call.
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Yeah, Margaret, I'm kind of busy here.
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Who is it?
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What?
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Who's on the phone?
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Uh, it's that call.
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You know, the call you were expecting.
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Oh, uh, yeah, I don't need that call
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anymore.
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I'm in the middle of an important discussion
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here with Mr. Tipton.
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But I just...
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Margaret, just handle it for me, will you?
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I'm sorry.
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Fine, I'll just tell the county psych ward
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that you are on the way.
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Oh, hey, Jake.
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Where have you been?
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Because I was...
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Did you get your hair cut?
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As a matter of fact, I did.
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Just a little trim.
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I didn't think you'd notice.
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Oh, not notice?
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Every day for the last three years, I've
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had nothing else to do but stare at
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you.
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All day long.
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You stare at me?
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That's creepy.
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I mean, how'd you like it if I
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stared at you?
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Jake, I'm over here.
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Hey, Reg, coffee, please.
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And then leave me alone.
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I gotta make some notes on something.
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Pretty important stuff.
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Hey, did you notice?
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Jake got a haircut.
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I tried a new place.
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Yeah, yeah, good, good.
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Oh, hell, you're gonna find out eventually.
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Harding High School asked me to be this
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year's commencement speaker.
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Do I smell oranges?
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Yeah.
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They use RSA to shampoo?
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Jake, you've inspired me.
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I'm gonna get my hair cut, too.
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You know what you should?
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It'll make you feel like a brand-new
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person.
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Hey, you know, if you two ladies would
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get out from under the hairdryer for a
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second, I'm trying to tell you I'm gonna
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be speaking at a graduation next week.
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Wait, hold it.
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Next week?
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Who graduates in the middle of winter?
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Some of the bigger schools have these mid
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-year graduations.
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Don't take this the wrong way, Becker, but
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why in the world did they pick you?
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Matter of fact, the principal said that I
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was an inspiration to the people in the
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community.
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In his words, a quiet hero.
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You're a hero?
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That must be the part he's trying to
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keep quiet.
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Hello, losers!
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Bob is one happy man.
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Anyone care to guess why?
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A truck full of breast implants broke down
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in front of your building?
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Like I'd be here.
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Bob, we're talking about something here.
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So I'll skip ahead.
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Bob just won big in Atlantic City.
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Picture this.
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I'm standing out in front of this casino,
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right?
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Wait, let me guess, let me guess.
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Someone dropped their credit card and you picked
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it up.
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No.
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They dropped cash.
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Anyway, as a man driven by a strong
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sense of right and wrong, you can imagine
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my pain as I silently watched the poor
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schmuck limp away.
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But I'm guessing you got over it.
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To the tune of 100 Klans.
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As impressed as we all are, Bob, that
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basically you stole from the cripple, I was
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just saying that I've been given the distinct
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honor of giving the graduation speech at Harding
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High School this year.
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They, uh, they called me when they needed
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someone to fill in for the mayor.
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Jake, did you get a haircut?
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Hey, guys, I think I settled on a
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theme for my graduation speech.
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I'm gonna talk about the future.
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Bold choice.
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See, future and kids got me thinking about
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how a lot of the leaders in this
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country, they started out as kids, but they
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ended up, um, as leaders.
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So you're saying that a lot of adults
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used to be children?
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All right.
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All right, it's just the first draft.
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Okay, Linda, back to your test.
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Um, what should you drink to strengthen your
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nails?
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A mixture of water and gelatin.
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Well, that's close, Linda.
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It's orange juice and gelatin.
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Orange juice, orange juice.
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How am I gonna remember that?
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Well, you need a memory trick.
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Uh, for instance, think of Florida.
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A lot of orange juice comes from Florida.
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Think Florida, remember orange juice.
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Nah, I'm just gonna write it on my
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hand.
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Florida.
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I can't decide if I want a whole
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new hairstyle or if I just want to
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trim it up a little bit.
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Well, let me see.
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You know, it does feel a little thick
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back here.
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You know what, John, can you take a
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look?
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No, thanks.
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I see enough of her hair in my
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food.
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All you need to do is take out
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about a quarter of an inch.
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Even I could do that for you.
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Let's see.
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Blind man, scissors, my head.
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I detect a problem.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Hey, guys, I just finished a draft for
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my speech.
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I think it's pretty good.
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I want to try it out on you.
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Oh, come on.
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All right.
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As I look out over this sea of
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eager young faces...
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Well, Bob is back.
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Hey, I'm talking here, Bob.
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Not anymore.
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Bob took his Atlantic City windfall and bought
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himself a watch.
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A Cybertech 3000.
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So you bought a new watch, big deal.
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No, no, no, not just a watch.
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It's also a compass, a calculator, a heart
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monitor, it glows in the dark, and you
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press this button, it tells you what city
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you're in.
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Now, that's amazing.
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How does it know?
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It beats me.
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I don't even know how it glows in
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the dark.
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I had to break up this short bus
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science fair, but I was about to read
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you my speech here.
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Now, I want you to be brutally honest,
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okay?
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Okay.
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And I don't want to hear you speak.
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All right.
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As I look out over this sea of
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eager young faces, I'm heartened to find a
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new generation of Americans who will one day...
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Excuse me?
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New generation of Americans?
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Kennedy kind of did that, didn't he?
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All right, okay.
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Brutally honest, that's good.
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All right, I'll fix it.
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Who will one day reach a point where
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they must make a choice...
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John, John.
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This isn't going to a fork in the
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road, is it?
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No, it's not going to a fork in
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the road.
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That's good, because I can't think of a
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bigger cliché.
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When you leave these hallowed halls...
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I stand corrected.
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When you leave these hallowed halls, your education
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does not end with school.
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Thanks a lot for your help.
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You know, I'm going to be standing in
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front of hundreds of young people tonight, and
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they're all going to be waiting for me
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to say something insightful, and all I got,
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you know, I got squat.
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Thanks a lot.
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You told us to be honest.
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Yeah, and it honestly did suck.
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Oh, uh, say, Bob, what time you got?
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I got no idea.
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John, you have a patient in one, a
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follow-up on pneumonia.
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Then lunch.
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Yeah, order in for me, William Margaret.
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I got to work on this speech.
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I'm really stuck here.
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We're all stuck here.
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Hey, Margaret, let me ask you something.
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If you were going to give a speech
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to a graduating class, what would you say?
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Oh, well, you know, I've thought about this.
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I would tell them that a career is
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about more than just making money.
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And then I would tell them to balance
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their work with a strong spiritual life.
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And then I would tell them to imagine
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that they are telling the story of their
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life to their grandchildren.
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And what would they want that story to
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be?
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Man, I don't see it.
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Hi, Doc.
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How you doing?
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What's going on here?
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Well, I have to practice for my exam,
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and Chuck said he wouldn't mind if I
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gave him a manicure.
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I really would let my nails go.
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Linda, aren't there other things you should be
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doing?
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Oh, you're right.
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I have a pedicure in room two.
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Great.
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Now what am I supposed to do with
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this last little pinky?
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Don't make me answer that.
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Chuck, let's go take an x-ray of
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your lungs to see if the pneumonia's cleared
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up.
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I'll be honest, Doc.
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I feel pretty.
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Oh, great, great.
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You guys are here.
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I just finished my speech.
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I want to read it to you.
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Oh, Chuck.
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Oh, that's great.
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You know, it's nice to know when the
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chips are down, I always have you guys
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to ridicule me.
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Okay, John.
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We're sorry.
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Let's hear it.
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Thank you, Martha.
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All right.
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As I look out over this sea of
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eager young faces...
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Could you all turn around, please?
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Thank you.
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As I look out over this sea of
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eager...
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Hey, I finally passed my nail test.
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I was so nervous at first, but I
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got the highest grade in my class.
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Good girl.
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Congratulations.
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Really, congratulations.
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Thanks a lot.
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I wanted to try this speech out on
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you guys.
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Now I have no idea if it works
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or not.
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Where does that leave me?
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Leave that.
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After the graduates come in, our valedictorian will
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speak, and then it's your turn.
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Will, here we are.
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You know, they say that the two biggest
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fears people have are death and public speaking.
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I guess no one wants to make a
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fool of themselves in front of hundreds and
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hundreds of people.
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Certainly not.
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Your fly's open.
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Oh, I...
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This is where we're gonna have coffee before
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the actual ceremony, right?
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No, this is the place.
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But what about the students and the band?
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Where are you gonna put the band?
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That is all taken care of.
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You see, I recorded the band at last
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June's graduation.
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Man, oh man, that was something.
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A 50-piece ensemble, 800 graduates, 2,000
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guests.
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How many are graduating tonight?
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Say, we'd better get the show on the
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road.
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Pretty small class.
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Any chance these are the honor students, the
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ones that's getting out early?
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Early?
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Well, if you consider six years in high
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school early, then yeah.
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Who's that?
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Jim Libman.
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Works for the state.
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He's handcuffed to Kyle Stemp there.
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Hell of a nice guy.
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Jim is, I mean.
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Kyle, I could drop kick off a speeding
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train without a second thought.
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Can I speak to you for a second?
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Mayor Giuliani was really gonna talk to these
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kids?
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Yes, he was.
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But then he canceled as soon as he
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found out.
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Well, you know, who they were.
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Well, better get started.
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, and graduates of Harding
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High School, class of 2001...
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and a half.
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Before we hear from our distinguished keynote speaker
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this evening, our valedictorian, Gary Lowenhauer, is going
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to say a few words.
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Gary.
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Today we are leaving high school.
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High school was fun.
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We learned a lot.
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But leaving high school is a scary pro...
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propo...
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prop...
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propos...
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Sound it out, Gary.
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Remember what we said about T-I-O
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-N.
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Dumbass!
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Boy, you think that's funny, McCall?
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You think you could do any better?
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Because I know for a fact you can't!
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So either keep your mouth shut or get
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out!
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Go ahead, Gary.
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After high school, we hoped to be very
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suspect...
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no, um, successful...
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Successful, you moron!
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That's it!
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McCall, out!
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I should try to help!
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Out!
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No!
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Anybody else want some of that?
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Good.
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Okay, we're gonna have to hurry things along
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now, so, Gary, why don't you just sit
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down?
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Thank you.
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Now it is time for our keynote speaker,
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Dr. John Becker.
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He has a small practice in the Bronx.
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John?
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Good evening.
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Good evening.
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As I look out over this sea of
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eager young faces...
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I see that you, the architects of the
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new millennium...
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You suck!
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Look, people, I don't want to be here
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any more than you do.
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But the sooner he's done, the sooner we
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can all leave.
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Please continue.
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Thank you.
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Where was I?
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Eager young faces...
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Oh, here we are.
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Yeah, it's, uh...
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It's important to realize that every leader in
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our country's history started out as a kid
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just like you.
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Excuse me.
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Is this gonna be on the test?
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Dude, there are no more tests.
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Excuse me.
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I think that, uh...
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Ralph Waldo Emerson said it best.
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I'm just trying to give a speech here.
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Yeah, a boring speech.
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I don't need this for crying out loud.
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You know, I had better stuff to do
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today, but this guy showed up in my
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office and blew a bunch of smoke up
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my shorts, and I believed him.
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My own stupid fault, you know.
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I'm getting my hopes up.
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I broke my number one rule.
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No expectations, no disappointments.
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See, I expected to come here and make
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a difference.
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You know, I expected this would be a
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dignified occasion and that I would be talking
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to intelligent people.
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And I expected a big band.
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Oh, yeah, and I also expected my friends
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to support me, but I guess that was
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too much to ask for.
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Oh, what the hell, though, you know?
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That's life, right?
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Here, let me give you some advice here.
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You know, don't dream, don't hope.
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You're never gonna make a difference, and you're
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never gonna get what you want.
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Or, who knows?
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Maybe your life will turn out better than
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mine.
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You know, I'll tell you something.
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Principal Tipton, you show up in my office
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and ask me for a favor again, I
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will kick your lying ass right out on
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the street.
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All right!
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Dr. John Beckman.
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Oh, damn, we missed it.
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What are you guys doing here?
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John, we felt bad about ignoring you lately.
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Yeah, so we came down to hear your
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speech.
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I'm sorry we missed it, Becker.
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Yeah, we wanted to be on time, but
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my watch stopped.
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Sounds like the audience loved it, though.
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I mean, listen to them.
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Yeah.
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Well, yeah, it's safe to say I made
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an impression.
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Let's go.
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Oh, Dr. Becker, I'm glad I caught you.
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Yeah, yeah, goodbye, good luck, and don't do
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drugs.
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Come on.
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That was the greatest speech I ever heard.
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Hold on, hold on.
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We all thought we were going to hear
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another one of those boring graduation speeches, but
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you blew everyone away.
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I mean, it's so cool that someone like
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you would just come right out and tell
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us the truth.
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You know, the things you said, no one's
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ever been so honest with us before, so...
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Thanks, Dr. Becker.
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John, I'm really impressed.
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Well, you know what they say, Marga.
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You reach one kid, it's all worthwhile.
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John, I really am impressed.
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