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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) John, guess what?
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I left my husband.
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After all this time, we can finally be
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together.
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I hate this dream.
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John!
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John, it's me, Megan!
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John, it really is me, and I really
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did leave my husband.
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I want to be with you.
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Oh, my God, Megan!
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Is John in here?
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No, so far today is completely becker-free.
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I don't ask why, I just enjoy it.
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Well, he flaked on the Knicks game Saturday
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night.
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I stood outside of the garden for an
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hour saying, John, John, everybody who passed by.
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I mean, sure, I met a few hookers,
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but...
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You should have called him.
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Well, I did.
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He wouldn't pick up his phone.
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You know, I didn't hear from him either.
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He usually leaves obsessive little messages all weekend.
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Did you call in that prescription?
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Did you confirm Monday's appointments?
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Did Linda take my stapler?
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That was an emergency.
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You try having a skirt on the subway.
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Is becker here?
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Why does everyone care where becker is?
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You know, the minute he gets here, we're
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all gonna wish he'd leave.
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Well, listen to this.
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Bob heard through the grapevine.
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Okay, through the air shaft in our building.
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The unmistakable sounds of sex coming from becker's
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apartment.
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Moaning, groaning, screaming.
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Okay, Bob, we get it.
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Just leave bob to only one conclusion.
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Becker went out of town and loaned the
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apartment to someone.
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Bob, obviously he had a woman in there.
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Well, even if he did, that's no excuse
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for flaking on me.
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Okay, it's a great excuse, but still, I'm
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pretty upset about it.
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Becker having sex?
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Nah, I don't see it.
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But if I get that new drill, I
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will.
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Bob, first of all, you're an idiot.
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And second...
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Nah, that pretty much covers it.
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Morning, everyone.
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Hey, hey, don't good morning me.
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What the hell happened to you Saturday night?
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Oh, jay, I'm sorry.
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Listen, I don't even care if you did
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get a woman into bed.
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She better be the hottest and nastiest thing
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you ever been with.
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I'd like to think I was.
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Oh, man.
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Now you remember everybody.
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This is megan.
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I think you remember jay.
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Hi, megan.
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Hi.
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So, dr.
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Becker, we heard you had hot and nasty
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sex all weekend.
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Who went?
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Well, it was nice seeing everyone, but I
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have to run a few errands.
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I'm sure we'll have plenty of chances to
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visit now that john and I are, well...
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Yeah, we are, aren't we?
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Ha, ha.
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Megan, I'm sorry about what I said.
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I didn't know you were standing right there.
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Hey, waiter, she left.
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Megan, megan, um...
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Wasn't that your old girlfriend from college, the
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married one?
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Oh, put the tablets down, moses.
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Not married anymore.
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Left her husband and she came to be
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with me.
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That must have been one bad marriage.
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Yeah.
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You know something?
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I'm in such a good mood, I'm gonna
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let that one pass.
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You know, do me a favor.
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Go outside and come back in bitching, because
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I don't know who the hell you are.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I know that look.
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I haven't seen him this happy since his
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six-piece McNuggets had ate by mistake.
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Yeah, that was a good day, wasn't it?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, but this is megan, you know, this
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is...
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Yeah, this is better, this is much better.
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See, megan and I were always supposed to
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end up together and it finally happened.
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Wait, so she just left her husband?
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Yeah, yeah, why?
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Just be careful, john.
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Yeah, she just ended a marriage, you don't
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want to be the rebound guy.
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What?
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Whenever a woman ends a long-term relationship,
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she always runs after the first guy she
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can find.
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And then has mad, passionate, claw your back,
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tear your hair out sex with him.
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Yeah, I sure hate to be that guy.
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You know, I know you guys, you know,
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want to help.
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Either that or you're just trying to make
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up your own loveless lies, but...
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What you don't understand is after 30 years,
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I'm with the woman of my dreams.
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I'm happy.
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Deal with it.
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Ha, loveless lies.
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Who's he calling loveless?
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Jake, I'm taking a penthouse.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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You know, I don't hear that a lot.
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Boy, this place looks fantastic, megan.
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Oh, I'm glad you like it.
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Sit down.
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I hope you like Kung Pao chicken.
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Chinese food too?
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Boy, I had sex in a football game.
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This would be like the best day of
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my life.
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So, let's eat.
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I also got some Chinese beer.
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I seem to remember you like that.
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Yeah.
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I think the flavors really complement each other.
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I'll be right here.
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You know, you, uh...
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Keep hanging up the phone before you answer
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it.
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I know.
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Anyway, I decided against the fried rice because,
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you know, you only have one pan.
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Megan, I'm a doctor.
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It could be an emergency.
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It isn't.
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It's my ex-husband.
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How do you know that unless you answer
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it?
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Fine.
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Listen, Russ, we're not married anymore.
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It's over and I'm not coming back.
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Hey, you cheated on me.
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Don't talk to me about Mike.
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He had nothing to do with it.
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I guess it was for you.
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Oh, hey.
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Megan.
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Come on, it's okay.
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Really?
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You'll be all right?
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Yeah.
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Who's Mike?
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Oh, God.
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I wanted to spare you all the messy
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details, but I guess it's best I tell
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you everything.
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No, you don't have to.
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No, I want to.
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I came home early one day and I
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found my husband in bed with some bimbo
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from his office.
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I was hurt.
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I was confused.
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So, I went out for a drink and,
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well, that's when I met Mike.
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It was just that one night.
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Oh, it was a rebound thing.
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I bet you wish I'd never come here.
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No, no, no, it's okay.
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So, you don't hate me?
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Of course not.
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Hey, everybody has baggage, you know?
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Yeah.
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I can live with this.
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No, thank you for understanding.
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Understanding?
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I've been married before.
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You know, I used to call, hang up
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on my ex-wife for years.
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In fact, what time is it in Phoenix?
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You know, I'm not hungry anymore.
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Are you?
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Well, uh, you know, Kung Pao Chicken is
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my...
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Okay.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I was tied up all morning.
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Cool, me too.
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And I wasn't actually tied up.
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Oh, then neither was I.
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As with Megan, we were making an arrangement
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to send her stuff over and she's moving
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in.
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Already?
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Doesn't that seem a little soon?
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You call 30 years soon?
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Finally together, Margaret.
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You know, we've wasted enough time.
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Oh, and for your information, I found out
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last night that I'm not the rebound guy.
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You know, it just so happens there was
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someone else before me, so there.
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It's a love story for the ages.
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Mr. Peterson, would you come with me, please?
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You know, it is a love...
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It is a love story, Linda.
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You know, I'll never forget the first time
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I saw Megan.
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It was like everyone else in the room
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just disappeared.
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A funny thing happened.
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Excuse me, Dr. Becker, but I have some
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filing to do.
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Oh, sure.
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I like that story under beef or boring.
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Becker, it's been two hours.
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How long are you going to wait for
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her?
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She'll be here.
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I don't think she's showing.
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Look, she came by the office this afternoon.
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I gave her my credit card so she'd
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go shopping.
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We agreed to meet back here at six.
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It's eight.
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Well, you know, so she got the light.
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Big deal.
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Jake, do you believe this?
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I still can't believe he released his credit
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card from its calfskin prison.
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Shut up, will you?
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Becker, think about it.
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She shows up in the middle of the
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night.
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She moves right in, and now she's borrowing
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money.
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She sounds a little flaky to me.
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Come on, Reggie, would you?
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Hello?
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Hold on.
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It's her.
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Megan?
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Yeah.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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All right.
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Yeah, no problem.
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Bye-bye.
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See?
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Perfectly reasonable explanation.
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So where is she?
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Locked in the bathroom off the New Jersey
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Turnpike.
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So there.
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Oh, I'm sorry I hit you.
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I thought you were dead.
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It was an accident.
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I'm sorry I snuck up on you.
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Who's Dave?
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Um, he's the guy whose car I was
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returning.
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Look, let's just forget it.
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I don't want to get you involved in
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any of this.
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Megan, I only have partial vision in my
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left eye.
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I'm already involved.
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Okay, you're right.
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Dave was a guy I lived with after
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Russ and I split up.
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I thought that was Mike.
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No, no, no.
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I never lived with Mike.
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I lived with Dave.
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For how long?
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Not long.
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Only about three months.
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Three months?
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But I thought you came straight to me.
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No, I didn't know where to go or
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what to do.
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I mean, Dave meant nothing to me.
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Don't you just love those little convertibles?
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So, if you live together, that means you
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slept with Dave, right?
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It was a cry for help.
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Well, did you ever think of just saying
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help?
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Oh, God, I'm ruining everything.
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You hate me now, don't you?
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No, no, I...
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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Hey, everybody has baggage.
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I can live with this.
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John?
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Hmm?
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What do you say we take that exit?
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Holiday Inn?
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Oh, yeah, I love the way you think.
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No, Dave's following us.
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Pull off, take a hard left, get on
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the excess road and kill the lights.
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What?
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Now, damn it, now!
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00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,320
Okay, so what do we got this morning?
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What happened to your eye?
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Oh, wow, funny story.
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00:13:56,020 --> 00:13:58,660
Uh, Megan mistook me for somebody else and
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accidentally punched me in the face.
334
00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:08,320
Well, that is funny.
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John.
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00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:12,140
Hmm?
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00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:15,180
Well, all right, you're not gonna believe this.
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00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:19,060
Megan borrowed a car from this guy, right?
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And then all of a sudden, he demands
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that she bring it back to him all
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the way out in New Jersey.
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00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,500
When she gets there, he starts hassling her.
343
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,600
You know, she gets scared and runs and
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00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,780
hides in a bathroom at this gas station
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right off the turnpike.
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00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,580
John, I know it's none of my business,
347
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,720
but this Megan sounds like trouble.
348
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,140
Oh, come on.
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So she has a little baggage.
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00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:40,780
Baggage?
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She's like a carousel at JFK.
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00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,100
You know, I don't...
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I don't care what she says.
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00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,780
You know, I've waited a long time to
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00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:52,320
be with Megan.
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00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,880
I think I can wait a little longer
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for her to, you know, straighten out her
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00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:56,180
life.
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00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:57,760
Let me ask you something.
360
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:58,180
Yeah?
361
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Do you think she'd mind waiting for you?
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00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,740
Well, you know something, I don't think so.
363
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,260
Oh, good, because she's been in your office
364
00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:06,320
for, like, 20 minutes.
365
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,700
Why don't you say something?
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00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:12,240
You know, I could lie to you, but
367
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,580
the truth is, I totally spaced.
368
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:20,860
Megan?
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00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:22,100
What are you doing here?
370
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,260
I thought you were gonna sleep in.
371
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,520
Oh, I couldn't sleep.
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00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,700
I felt so bad about last night.
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00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,520
I swear, John, my life usually isn't this
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00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:29,960
crazy.
375
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:32,760
Thank you again for being so understanding.
376
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,040
Oh, hey, you thanked me plenty last night.
377
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,280
In fact, I thought if you thanked me
378
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,940
one more time, I was gonna pass out.
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00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,600
You are so sweet.
380
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:44,700
You know what?
381
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I'm gonna take you to dinner.
382
00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:47,020
Let's go.
383
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,920
But, Megan, it's 9.30 in the morning.
384
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,320
Oh, where's my head?
385
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,640
I'll pick you up at 6.
386
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,340
Great, great.
387
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,240
We'll, uh, we'll go to the diner.
388
00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:00,000
Do we have to?
389
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,460
What problem?
390
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,560
Uh, just something about those people.
391
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,160
I mean, I'm not trying to change your
392
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,540
life, but I wish you wouldn't spend time
393
00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:10,920
with them.
394
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,320
Why?
395
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,580
What's wrong with them?
396
00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:22,800
Well, it's not so much them as her.
397
00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:24,200
Reggie.
398
00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:26,220
I mean, it's kind of sad.
399
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:29,800
She obviously has some pathetic delusion that you're
400
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,880
gonna drag her out of her dreary life.
401
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,080
Drag her where?
402
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,880
Into my dreary life?
403
00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:40,480
Look, you know, Reggie's not after me, and
404
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,700
I think you'd see that if you spent
405
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,160
more time down at the diner.
406
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,220
I mean, I know the atmosphere's not great,
407
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,460
but the food, well, the food's not great
408
00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:51,760
either, but, you know, if you got to
409
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,360
know Reggie, well, at least she's better than
410
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,980
the food or the atmosphere, you know?
411
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:00,340
I'm sorry.
412
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,339
Maybe I just want you all to myself.
413
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,599
I love you so much, I just don't
414
00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:06,520
want to lose you.
415
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,000
Boy, that's something else I don't hear very
416
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:10,400
often.
417
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:20,839
Hey, Megan.
418
00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:22,880
I didn't expect to see you here.
419
00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:25,000
Oh, well, you told me to come over
420
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,460
and get to know your friends, so I
421
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:26,780
did.
422
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,660
You're right, they're terrific.
423
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,000
Even Bob?
424
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,880
Oh, you know I have a million things
425
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,240
to do before death.
426
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,080
Bye, Reggie.
427
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:51,220
Oh, so it looks like you guys are
428
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,300
having a nice little visit there.
429
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:53,640
Are you kidding?
430
00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:54,660
She's nuts.
431
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:56,980
I don't know what she looks like, but
432
00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:59,100
based on the conversation I heard, I picture
433
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:01,540
her with pinwheel eyes and a cuckoo coming
434
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:02,260
out of her forehead.
435
00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:05,180
Oh, wait a second here.
436
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,500
What are you guys talking about?
437
00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:07,900
What are we talking about?
438
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,840
She told us about your little escapade in
439
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,500
New Jersey, and she made it sound like
440
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,460
it was no big deal.
441
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:13,740
It was no big deal.
442
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:14,540
Oh, really?
443
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,760
You usually get hit in the face on
444
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:17,240
your dates.
445
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,240
Bob does.
446
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,300
It was an accident.
447
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,920
You're really okay with this?
448
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,500
Becker, you started your evening out at a
449
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,520
gas station bathroom and ended up in a
450
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,840
high-speed car chase.
451
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,120
What's your point?
452
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:35,680
The point is, John, you break up with
453
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,600
women for parting their hair wrong, and you
454
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,960
have no problem with this.
455
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,480
Yeah, and that kiss she just planted on
456
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,720
you, you don't think that was for my
457
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:44,060
benefit?
458
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,620
Actually, I thought it was for my benefit.
459
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,260
Well, Bob got a little something out of
460
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:49,540
it, too.
461
00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:54,640
Becker, she looked right at me.
462
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,100
It was her way of saying, keep your
463
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,360
hands off my man.
464
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,560
Oh, yes, I don't have to listen to
465
00:18:59,560 --> 00:18:59,700
this.
466
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,360
You see, I come in here morning after
467
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,220
morning and listen to you people tell me
468
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:05,100
I don't know how to enjoy my life.
469
00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:07,140
And the minute I do, you can't stand
470
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:07,320
it.
471
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,000
Becker, that's...
472
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:08,760
Now, think about it.
473
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:09,360
Think about it.
474
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,620
You know, has she lied to me?
475
00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:10,960
No.
476
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,380
Has she stolen from me?
477
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:13,000
No.
478
00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:14,220
Has she hurt me?
479
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:14,880
No.
480
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,660
Have you really asked her to?
481
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,260
Because she can be kind of shy about
482
00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:18,660
that stuff.
483
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:31,360
Megan?
484
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:44,150
It's Alonzo.
485
00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:45,350
I know you're there.
486
00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:47,410
All right, fine, don't answer.
487
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:49,310
But I want my money back, damn it.
488
00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:52,210
Megan, it's Ian.
489
00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:53,630
My wife's out of town.
490
00:19:53,870 --> 00:19:55,530
Any chance of us getting together again?
491
00:19:58,090 --> 00:20:01,470
Dr. Becker, it's Debbie at Concord Savings.
492
00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:04,430
There's been some unusual activity on your credit
493
00:20:04,430 --> 00:20:04,790
card.
494
00:20:04,790 --> 00:20:07,790
Please call me at extension 438...
495
00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:09,590
What?
496
00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:09,930
What?
497
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,370
Meg, Tim, you know, from yesterday.
498
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:14,690
Call me.
499
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:21,490
Someone's a bad boy listening to other people's
500
00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:22,010
messages.
501
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:25,110
No, it's my apartment.
502
00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:26,970
Oh, that's right.
503
00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:28,250
Everything's yours.
504
00:20:28,410 --> 00:20:30,130
Your apartment, your telephone.
505
00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:32,390
Well, by the way, you're out of wild
506
00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:32,790
turkey.
507
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:35,890
Megan, what's going on here?
508
00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,030
Did you buy all that stuff with my
509
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:39,770
credit card?
510
00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:41,670
Who was it, John?
511
00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:43,130
Who turned you against me?
512
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,070
Was it your whore at the diner?
513
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:48,030
My whore at the diner had nothing to
514
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:48,570
do with this.
515
00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:51,490
She's not a whore, Meg.
516
00:20:51,910 --> 00:20:52,790
Look, I don't...
517
00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:54,050
Who are those guys?
518
00:20:54,490 --> 00:20:57,170
I just want to know what's going on.
519
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,910
All right, fine.
520
00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:03,650
If it'll stop this insane third degree, I'll
521
00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:04,530
tell you everything.
522
00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:05,090
What?
523
00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:09,410
You already know about Russ and Mike, and
524
00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:11,310
for the record, I had no idea Mike
525
00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:12,070
was 16.
526
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:13,450
Shit.
527
00:21:14,050 --> 00:21:15,230
Then I met Ian.
528
00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:16,990
He was hitching a ride, and, well, what
529
00:21:16,990 --> 00:21:17,490
can I say?
530
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:18,270
It was a mistake.
531
00:21:18,530 --> 00:21:20,250
Not as big a mistake as Dave or
532
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,230
Alonzo, but that's a whole other story.
533
00:21:22,390 --> 00:21:23,730
Which brings us to Tim.
534
00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:25,410
I wanted to sleep with him, but I
535
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:25,710
didn't.
536
00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:26,710
You're welcome.
537
00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:28,210
That's it.
538
00:21:28,310 --> 00:21:29,830
That's everything, okay?
539
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,220
Hey, everybody has baggage.
540
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:43,860
Oh, wait a minute.
541
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,680
Nobody has that much baggage.
542
00:21:45,980 --> 00:21:48,280
Look, we really need to talk about this.
543
00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:51,760
All right, but first thing in the morning,
544
00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:53,380
we're going to really talk about it.
545
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,340
So when I woke up this morning, she
546
00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:13,360
was gone, her stuff was gone, and a
547
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,640
lot of my stuff was gone.
548
00:22:16,540 --> 00:22:17,300
Sorry, man.
549
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,380
Yeah, I wish we'd been wrong.
550
00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:22,520
I just can't believe I let her make
551
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,780
such an ass out of me.
552
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,380
I mean, damn it, she was my fantasy.
553
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,360
You know, for years, I had all these
554
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:32,060
screwed-up relationships, but in a funny way,
555
00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:33,740
it didn't matter, because in the back of
556
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:36,540
my mind, I always hoped that, you know,
557
00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:39,000
I'd meet Megan again, and we'd be together.
558
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,340
Well, you know what they say.
559
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:44,200
It's better to have loved and lost.
560
00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:46,060
Better to have loved and lost?
561
00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:47,440
Oh, come on, Reggie.
562
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,840
Encouragement's as bland as your food.
563
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,580
You know, it would have been better if
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she hadn't shown up at all.
565
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,240
Now I got nothing.
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00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:59,280
I lost her and my fantasy.
567
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,600
Look at it this way, John.
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A lot of guys don't ever get to
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be with a woman like Megan.
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And a lot of guys do.
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