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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Who's up?
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Oh, you're not going to believe this.
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Mr. Brown is in one with something gross.
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And Mrs. Gross is in two with something
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brown.
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Thanks for the heads up.
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Doctor's office.
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Oh, yes, Mrs. Fouts.
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You want an appointment at four on Wednesday?
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Oh, four is no good.
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That's when Dr. Becker takes his nap.
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Oh, yeah, five's no good either.
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He wakes up really cranky.
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Mrs. Fouts, four o'clock is fine.
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See you then.
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What are you up to?
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If I tell you what you let me
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do and no questions asked.
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Okay, here's the thing.
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I signed up for a five o'clock
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spinning class at my gym.
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Spinning?
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Yeah, it's an exercise.
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You get on a bicycle, listen to really
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loud music while this gay guy screams at
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you.
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Oh, that would be just perfect except for
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one thing.
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Let's see, what was that?
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Oh, yes, you have a job.
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Okay, but the next time I screw up,
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and I will, let it be on your
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head.
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Hi.
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Is Dr. Becker in?
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Well, he's with a patient right now.
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Can I help you?
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Yes, my name's Darcy Thompson, and he and
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I have a date tonight.
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A date?
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With John Becker?
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Yes, and unfortunately, I need to push it
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back a half an hour.
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Oh, well, I would just be happy to
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give him that message.
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You're so nice.
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Thank you so much.
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No problem.
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Can you set up an EKG for Mr.
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Brown, please?
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Oh, sure, I'd be glad to.
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Oh, and you got a message from somebody
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named Darcy.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, right, right, right, Darcy.
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She's an old lady, actually, in my building.
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She, poor dear, has got some hip trouble.
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Oh, well, she looked pretty hip to me.
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Almost like a beautiful 25-year-old.
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She was here?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, and your date's been pushed back half
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an hour.
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All right, fine, you busted me, all right,
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you happy?
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Yeah, but she's not 25.
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She happens to be 27 and a half.
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So where did you two meet?
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Chuck E.
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Cheese?
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As a matter of fact, she happens to
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be one of the lawyers that handled that
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car accident I witnessed about a month ago.
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Remember that?
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Oh, I didn't know you could chase an
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ambulance on a tricycle.
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As a matter of fact, you know, Darcy
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and I have a lot in common.
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Like what?
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I don't know.
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We just started going out.
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Give me a break, will you?
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You know, you want to know the truth?
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She asked me out.
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Oh, was that before or after you lured
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her to your car with candy?
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Reg, you're in big trouble.
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Right on the street is Denise Shaw, saw
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you flirting with her boyfriend.
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Denise Shaw?
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From high school?
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Yeah.
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Anyway, seems you're at the hardware store where
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she works and she saw you putting the
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moves on her boyfriend.
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So now, Miss Shaw has you stuck in
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her craw.
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What?
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It's a clever turn of phrase.
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Oh, I'm wasting on you people.
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I would never flirt with her boyfriend.
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I don't know where she got that stupid
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idea.
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Well, you must have made her jealous somehow.
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Okay, did you do that little thing you
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do when you want a guy to ask
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you out?
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What little thing?
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Give him your number.
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Shut up.
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Anyway, Bob's advice, stay out of that hardware
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store.
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Denise is really pissed.
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Well, I'd be pissed too if I worked
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in a hardware store.
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I mean, what kind of loser job is
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that?
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Morning.
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Reg, coffee, please.
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In a minute, have a seat.
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You and I have some business to take
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care of.
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Oh, yeah?
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What are you talking about?
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I hear you have a girlfriend.
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You should have her drop by.
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I have a booster seat.
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Yeah, so Margaret called you, huh?
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Well, me and four others.
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Now I'm supposed to call five people.
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So Becker's taking a walk down Sesame Street.
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Yeah, looks like Oscar the Grouch has a
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girlfriend.
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Always fun when the seals at the zoo
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get a new ball.
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Give me some coffee, will you?
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Not so fast, Becker.
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When I dated that college kid, you gave
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me all kinds of crap.
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Now it's payback time.
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So what do you two talk about?
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Who's the cutest backstreet boy?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Listen, Reg.
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How she did at soccer practice?
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Look.
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How hard long division is.
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I agree with you.
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I'm a walking cliche.
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Come on, this is no fun if you
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don't get upset.
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You know, she asked me out.
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What was I supposed to do, you know,
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tell her that the woman who pours my
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coffee doesn't approve?
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You know, for your information, my younger woman
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is incredible.
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Your little boy was a joke.
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Just when I thought they retired your jersey,
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turns out you're still a player.
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Yeah, Bob has a newfound respect.
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This isn't fair.
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I date a younger guy, and everybody thinks
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I'm some desperate cradle robber, but Becker does
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it, and he's your hero.
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Well, that's because we're guys.
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You're just perpetuating a sexist double standard.
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That's what guys do.
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So I was running late for court.
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I pull up, and some guy is parked
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across two spaces.
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So you double parked and blocked him in,
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right?
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Well, you gotta send a message.
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Damn right.
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I love this place.
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Reminds me of when I was in law
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school and had absolutely no money.
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Oh, yeah.
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Just because Ming's prices are low doesn't mean
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he doesn't use real meat.
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See, says so right there.
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Anything else, Dr. Becker?
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No, that's fine, Ming.
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You're Ming?
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No, I'm Bill.
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I bought this place from Ming a couple
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of years ago.
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So he calls you Ming because...
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Apparently, we Asians all look alike.
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So your niece here enjoy her meal?
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She's not my niece.
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She's my date.
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Get the hell out of here.
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So what happened?
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Did you have old man on your list
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for the scavenger hunt?
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Boy, I tell you, when two people eat
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here, it really adds up.
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What?
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No, uh...
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Ah, there it is.
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The coupon.
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You know, John, this whole age thing doesn't
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matter to me.
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I don't look at this as dating a
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50-year-old.
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I look at it as dating you.
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Oh, boy, I wish I met you 30
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years ago.
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Of course, if I had, you still wouldn't
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have been born for another three years.
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You know, I don't have to be in
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court tomorrow until 11.
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Oh, good.
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Any chance you have a bottle of wine
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back at your place?
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Wine?
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No, actually, I don't.
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Do you have beer?
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Uh, no.
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Do you have any water?
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Well, of course, of course I have water.
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Oh, oh.
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You just want to go back to my
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place.
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Yeah, but thank you for making it as
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awkward as possible.
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I'm sorry, it's...
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It's just that I haven't done this for...
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Done this for...
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You okay?
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Yeah, no, I'm fine, I'm fine.
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Just, uh, all of a sudden got a
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little flush.
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I got some chest pains here.
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Should I call someone?
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No, no, no, not chest pain.
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Just more of a pain in the chest.
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Yeah, I think it's just heartburn, you know?
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I'm a doctor.
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I know what I'm talking about.
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You know, maybe we could make it an
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early night, though.
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Is that all right with you?
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Oh, um, sure.
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There'll be others.
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Yeah.
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At least I hope there will be.
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Come on, Margaret, why can't I leave early?
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You're always saying I don't do anything.
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What's the difference if I do an hour
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less of it?
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All right, if you really want to leave
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at four, why don't you come in an
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hour early?
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An hour early, that's like nine o'clock.
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That's like eight o'clock.
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Oh.
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Hi, Bob.
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Salt, pepper.
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So, Rich, I just ran into Denise Shaw
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again, and I tried to smooth things out
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between you two.
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Bob, there's nothing to smooth out.
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Just leave it alone.
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It's too late.
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She said some very unkind things.
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But don't worry, I stuck up for you.
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What did you tell her?
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You know, all that stuff you said about
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her being stupid, not wanting a boyfriend, her
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being a loser.
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You don't talk like that to Denise Shaw.
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She's a psycho.
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In ninth grade, she stuck a pencil in
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my arm just for fun.
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Well, you should have thought of that before
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you hit on a boyfriend.
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Because according to her, your ass, and I'm
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just quoting here, is grass.
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Well, what am I supposed to do now?
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I think the best thing you can do
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is to just lay low.
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For God's sake, keep your mouth shut.
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You keep my mouth shut.
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Jake.
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Well, if it isn't close encounters with the
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third grade.
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Get away from me, will you, Bob?
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Hey, you sound a little cranky, John.
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I thought sleeping with a 27-year-old
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might mellow you out.
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Well, I wouldn't know.
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We didn't sleep together.
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I had a little problem.
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You know, they got pills for that.
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Hell, you're a doctor.
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You've got pills for that.
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Didn't I tell you to go away?
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Hey, I'm just buying gum.
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I'll tell you later, Jack.
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It wasn't that kind of problem.
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After we ate, I got these chest pains.
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Well, you always get chest pains when the
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bill comes.
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I'm fine.
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Thanks for asking.
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Maybe you were just a little nervous.
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I'm not nervous.
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What would I be nervous about?
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About the fact that a 27-year-old
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was going to see that your 50-year
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-old body looks like it needs ironing.
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Yeah, it could be any number of things,
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John.
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I mean, it could be that you're worried
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that she knows a whole bunch of new
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sexual tricks.
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No, come on.
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It's not like I don't know what's going
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on out there.
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I got cable.
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Well, maybe it was just performance anxiety.
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It was not performance anxiety.
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Maybe you're just afraid you'll die.
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There you go.
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18.50 from a 20.
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You need change?
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No, that's fine.
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You can keep it.
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Thanks.
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Now I can buy that subway token I
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had my eye on.
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You know, John, I'm thinking that it's still
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early.
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Yeah.
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It might be nice if we went back
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to my place.
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We could do that.
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My parents won't be home until around midnight.
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What?
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I'm kidding.
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Oh.
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All right.
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You know, John, I've really enjoyed going out
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with you, and I think that maybe we're
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ready to take this relationship to the next
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step.
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I mean, it might feel a little soon,
350
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but I feel that we really, um, connect.
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You're having those chest pains again, aren't you?
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No, no, I'm fine.
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You know what, Linda?
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I was thinking about what you said before,
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and you were right.
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I was?
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What about?
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About leaving early.
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There really is no reason for both of
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us to be here after four o'clock.
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Oh, Margaret, thank you.
362
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Which is why I signed up for a
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pottery class.
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I'll be leaving early today.
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Damn.
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Never saw that coming.
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Never saw that coming.
368
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Oh, barge right in, why don't you?
369
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What in the world are you doing?
370
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Why are you checking your heart?
371
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Relax, will you?
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I'm fine.
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See?
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Okay, it's normal, but why are you checking?
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Are you in pain?
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No.
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Now I am.
378
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Now, are you gonna tell me the truth
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or you wanna go for two?
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No, no, keep your hands off me, will
381
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you, Margaret?
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All right.
383
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You know, like it's any of your business,
384
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but last couple of nights, Darcy and I
385
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have been going out to dinner, and at
386
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the end of the evening, I got these
387
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chest pains, and I'm just ruling stuff out.
388
00:12:58,950 --> 00:13:00,530
Well, did you rule out the part about
389
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you dating a teenager?
390
00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:03,150
I've already told you, Margaret.
391
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You know, she's way into her mid-to
392
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-late 20s.
393
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John, these chest pains are obviously your mind
394
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telling your body that what you're doing is
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foolish.
396
00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:13,430
Oh, I see.
397
00:13:13,530 --> 00:13:15,730
You've already consulted with your fellow physicians down
398
00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:17,690
at Reggie's Hold the Mayo Clinic.
399
00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:21,750
John, but a 27-year-old?
400
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That's just not you.
401
00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:24,350
Well, it could be me.
402
00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:25,490
Why can't it be me?
403
00:13:25,590 --> 00:13:26,830
I mean, every day you're reading the paper
404
00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:29,130
about some old fart dating some young, beautiful
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woman.
406
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,830
Those men are rich.
407
00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:37,450
Look, Margaret, I have no idea what she
408
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,730
sees in me, but obviously she sees something.
409
00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:41,090
Her daddy?
410
00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:41,670
Yeah.
411
00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:44,350
It's very amusing, very amusing.
412
00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:44,990
I'll tell you something.
413
00:13:45,070 --> 00:13:46,430
I'm gonna continue dating Darcy.
414
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I don't care what you say.
415
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Why don't you just leave me alone?
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I know what I'm doing, Margaret.
417
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Ow, ow, ow, ow!
418
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So look who pulled into the station.
419
00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:02,350
The little engine that couldn't move.
420
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:06,250
You know, Bob, everything you say to me
421
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,390
just mirrors your own inadequacies.
422
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,610
Isn't that basically just, I'm rubber, you're glue?
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00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:16,370
I know exactly what your problem is.
424
00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:19,970
Your anxiety about age difference is manifesting itself
425
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psychosomatically as heart palpitations.
426
00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:23,470
What is this?
427
00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:26,030
Open mic night at your psychology class?
428
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:29,970
Becker, relax.
429
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:30,710
It happens.
430
00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:32,670
Everyone gets insecure about dating.
431
00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:33,690
Even me.
432
00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:34,710
Even you?
433
00:14:35,230 --> 00:14:36,470
You're the poster child.
434
00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:39,450
All right.
435
00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:41,110
I guess I'm not one to talk.
436
00:14:41,850 --> 00:14:42,610
Broke, divorced.
437
00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:43,770
What do I have to offer a woman?
438
00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:45,890
Intense relief when you leave.
439
00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:49,070
You know, there are times when I'm with
440
00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:50,770
a woman and I start to feel...
441
00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:52,590
Oh, hell, who am I kidding?
442
00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:54,250
I'm cool.
443
00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:57,670
Sorry, Becker.
444
00:14:57,770 --> 00:14:58,910
You're just like everyone else.
445
00:14:58,990 --> 00:15:00,430
Same doubts, same fears.
446
00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:02,570
Well, I hate to break it to you.
447
00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:03,490
You're normal.
448
00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:06,270
You can't talk to me like that.
449
00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:07,490
You know, you call me a lot of
450
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:07,650
things.
451
00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:11,110
You call me neurotic, damaged, obstinate, inappropriate.
452
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,210
But I'll be damned if I'm going to
453
00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:13,590
sit there and let you tell me that
454
00:15:13,590 --> 00:15:14,250
I'm normal.
455
00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:15,150
I'm not normal.
456
00:15:15,270 --> 00:15:15,730
I'm abnormal.
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00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,370
When he's right, he's right.
458
00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:22,170
Hey, Reg.
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00:15:22,570 --> 00:15:23,470
Look who's outside.
460
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:25,410
Denise Shaw.
461
00:15:25,450 --> 00:15:26,870
What the hell is she doing here?
462
00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:28,550
Did I forget to mention that she was
463
00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:29,450
coming here to kick your ass?
464
00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:31,810
Mom!
465
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,330
You said you were going to fix this.
466
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:33,990
I thought I did.
467
00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:35,290
I told her that you didn't want anything
468
00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:36,570
to do with a psycho like her and
469
00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:37,530
that she better back off.
470
00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:40,870
Apparently, she took that the wrong way.
471
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:43,710
It just occurred to me that I may
472
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,690
have caused a problem here.
473
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,250
So, let me give you a little advice.
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00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:48,010
Lead with the left, work the body.
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00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:49,910
I'm just going to slip out the back.
476
00:15:58,550 --> 00:15:59,270
So, Reggie.
477
00:16:01,050 --> 00:16:01,410
Denise.
478
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,330
It's been a long time.
479
00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:08,350
Denise, you look good.
480
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,330
You let your hair grow out.
481
00:16:10,330 --> 00:16:12,410
You know, not that the buzz cut didn't
482
00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:12,970
look nice.
483
00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:14,050
Save the compliments, huh?
484
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:16,010
We weren't friends in high school and we're
485
00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:16,730
not friends now.
486
00:16:16,790 --> 00:16:18,530
I just came over to...
487
00:16:18,530 --> 00:16:19,310
You mind?
488
00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:20,070
This is personal.
489
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:20,670
Relax.
490
00:16:20,970 --> 00:16:22,230
I can't pick you out of a lineup.
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00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:25,750
I'm blind.
492
00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:27,330
Are you deaf, too?
493
00:16:27,430 --> 00:16:27,890
Take a hike.
494
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:28,170
Okay.
495
00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:31,230
Look, Denise.
496
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,770
I wasn't flirting with your boyfriend.
497
00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:33,570
Just shut up and listen.
498
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:34,750
I'm not here to fight.
499
00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:37,090
I don't have a boyfriend.
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00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:39,070
I made that up so I'd have an
501
00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:40,110
excuse to talk to Bob.
502
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:42,270
Bob?
503
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:43,310
Yeah.
504
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,290
Ever since high school, I've had a thing
505
00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:46,030
for the little mutt.
506
00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:51,370
Now, I know you were really crushed when
507
00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:51,990
he dumped you.
508
00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:53,230
But I...
509
00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:55,350
He said he dumped me?
510
00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:56,910
I know it's painful.
511
00:16:58,170 --> 00:17:00,010
Anyway, I was just talking trash to impress
512
00:17:00,010 --> 00:17:00,190
him.
513
00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:01,690
I wasn't really going to kick your ass.
514
00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:04,710
Well, that's all I wanted to say.
515
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,270
Denise, wait.
516
00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:08,770
Sit down.
517
00:17:09,890 --> 00:17:11,349
You didn't have to go through all that.
518
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,910
There are plenty of ways to attract Bob.
519
00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:16,030
You see, what Bob hides from the world
520
00:17:16,030 --> 00:17:17,290
is that he's shy and sensitive.
521
00:17:17,609 --> 00:17:19,270
He's never going to make the first move.
522
00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:21,710
So if you really want him, you just
523
00:17:21,710 --> 00:17:23,329
tell him you're going out and don't take
524
00:17:23,329 --> 00:17:24,170
no for an answer.
525
00:17:24,589 --> 00:17:25,470
You really think so?
526
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:27,410
I know so.
527
00:17:29,370 --> 00:17:29,810
Thanks.
528
00:17:33,910 --> 00:17:34,970
That was cold.
529
00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:39,330
Well, apparently, I was crushed when Bob and
530
00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:40,090
I broke up.
531
00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:41,930
Now it's his turn.
532
00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:53,390
Well, according to my fortune cookie, my evening
533
00:17:53,390 --> 00:17:54,390
holds promise.
534
00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:56,070
How are we looking?
535
00:17:57,730 --> 00:17:58,910
I feel great.
536
00:17:59,030 --> 00:17:59,830
I have no problems.
537
00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:00,270
Yeah?
538
00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:02,470
I'm only asking because it's usually about the
539
00:18:02,470 --> 00:18:04,050
time when you start to sweat and clutch
540
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:04,630
your chest.
541
00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:05,690
Darcy, look.
542
00:18:05,890 --> 00:18:08,110
What happened before is not going to happen
543
00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:08,610
tonight.
544
00:18:08,850 --> 00:18:12,730
What didn't happen before could happen tonight if
545
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:13,790
that's what you'd like.
546
00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:15,590
John, save your strength.
547
00:18:17,370 --> 00:18:19,150
And just to be safe, why don't I
548
00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:19,690
get the check?
549
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:24,550
Oh, I can't believe it.
550
00:18:24,630 --> 00:18:25,030
John.
551
00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:26,490
No, I'm fine.
552
00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:26,890
I'm fine.
553
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,230
It's obvious that something else is going on
554
00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:30,510
here.
555
00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:31,850
And I'm starting to think that it might
556
00:18:31,850 --> 00:18:32,210
be me.
557
00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:32,910
No, it's me.
558
00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:34,410
It's stupid me.
559
00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:38,950
Maybe everybody's right.
560
00:18:39,370 --> 00:18:40,630
What are you talking about?
561
00:18:41,010 --> 00:18:42,150
Oh, come on, Darcy.
562
00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:42,830
It's obvious.
563
00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:44,370
I'm way too old for you.
564
00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:45,570
I don't think so.
565
00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:47,130
Yeah, but what do you know?
566
00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:48,370
You're just a kid.
567
00:18:49,010 --> 00:18:52,310
I've lost more reading glasses than you've had
568
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:52,870
birthdays.
569
00:18:53,730 --> 00:18:56,270
Obviously, my anxiety over all of this is
570
00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:58,710
manifesting itself in these chest pains.
571
00:18:59,190 --> 00:19:00,310
John, let's talk about this.
572
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,130
If you're having a problem with seeing me...
573
00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:03,430
You know, it's not just me who's having
574
00:19:03,430 --> 00:19:04,270
a problem here.
575
00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:04,930
I mean, come on.
576
00:19:04,970 --> 00:19:06,050
What about you, you know?
577
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,590
What are you working out here?
578
00:19:07,970 --> 00:19:10,070
I'm obviously, what, a father figure to you?
579
00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:10,970
No.
580
00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:13,330
My father takes me to great restaurants.
581
00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:16,550
Look, all I'm saying is, look, it's a
582
00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:17,190
little strange.
583
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:17,630
Isn't it?
584
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:19,890
A young, beautiful woman like you attracted to
585
00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:20,150
me?
586
00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:21,130
I mean, I'm not rich.
587
00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:23,010
Yeah, I'm not powerful.
588
00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:23,930
I'm...
589
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,270
John, I'm a lawyer.
590
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,530
I know a closing argument when I hear
591
00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:27,730
one.
592
00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:28,430
Oh, Darcy.
593
00:19:28,550 --> 00:19:29,270
Oh, forget it.
594
00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:30,230
You were right.
595
00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:31,490
One of us does have a lot of
596
00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:33,190
growing up to do, and it's not me.
597
00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:37,910
Everything all right here?
598
00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:40,250
No, everything's not all right.
599
00:19:40,370 --> 00:19:42,850
I just gave up a great relationship with
600
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:44,330
a beautiful young woman.
601
00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:46,250
I didn't want to say anything, but you
602
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:47,550
did look kind of ridiculous together.
603
00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:49,570
Yeah, thank you.
604
00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:49,990
Thank you very much.
605
00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:51,350
Hey, you're not the only one having a
606
00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:51,930
bad day here.
607
00:19:51,930 --> 00:19:53,250
I just had to fire my new chef.
608
00:19:53,930 --> 00:19:55,450
Turns out he was using MSG.
609
00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:57,790
Excuse me?
610
00:19:57,910 --> 00:19:59,250
Yeah, he was using tons of the stuff.
611
00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:01,970
But you don't use MSG.
612
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,070
I mean, that's why I come here.
613
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,090
I'm allergic to MSG.
614
00:20:05,190 --> 00:20:06,250
Yeah, you and a lot of my other
615
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:06,590
customers.
616
00:20:07,010 --> 00:20:08,310
People were sweating, short of breath.
617
00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:09,850
One poor fool actually thought he was having
618
00:20:09,850 --> 00:20:10,510
a heart attack.
619
00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:12,930
I don't believe...
620
00:20:13,530 --> 00:20:15,890
I've been sitting here thinking I'm neurotic, and
621
00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:18,350
the whole time you're trying to poison me?
622
00:20:18,410 --> 00:20:18,890
Oh, come on.
623
00:20:18,930 --> 00:20:19,530
You're not dead.
624
00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:19,910
Chill.
625
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:20,810
I'll make it up to you.
626
00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:22,590
How about a coupon for a free dinner?
627
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:23,690
A coupon?
628
00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:26,110
This is my life you're talking about here,
629
00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:26,610
my future.
630
00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:28,030
You can't just buy me off with free
631
00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:28,370
food.
632
00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:29,050
Seven.
633
00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:29,390
Three.
634
00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:29,950
Five.
635
00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:30,290
Done.
636
00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:33,930
You know you can still go after her.
637
00:20:34,370 --> 00:20:34,530
Oh.
638
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:36,990
No, I...
639
00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:38,850
At least this way she'll always wonder what
640
00:20:38,850 --> 00:20:40,790
might have been instead of knowing just how
641
00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:41,850
bad it could be.
642
00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:49,290
Excuse me, sir.
643
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:50,190
You don't look so good.
644
00:20:50,570 --> 00:20:52,210
You're not allergic to MSG, are you?
645
00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:53,490
No.
646
00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:55,790
Check, please.
647
00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:56,730
Oh, God.
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