All language subtitles for Pippi.Longstocking.1997.NORDIC.720p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.GG - YTS.BZ]

Hey!

Watch out.

Hey!

Whoa!

Hey, I'm not a stepladder.

Oh!

Hold on the main sheet!

Hold on the main sheet!

PIPPI: (SINGING) Standing
on top of Mount Kilimanjaro,

watching the sun rise,
the wind in my hair.

I'm going to go
wherever I want to go.

There's magic everywhere.

I danced with the Lions who
roam Serengeti, I met a Tiger

and played in his lair.

When I get home, I'm
right where I want to be.

There's magic everywhere.

Watching the clouds roll by,
sailing the ocean learning

to fly in the moon-lit sky.

What shall I do today?

What shall she do today?

What shall I do today?

What shall she do?

PIPPI: I made friends with the
cobra on the burning Sahara,

danced with the Swami
while everyone stared.

I live where I live and
I do what I want to do.

There's magic everywhere.

Dive with the dolphins and
soar with the albatross,

a world full of treasures
to know if we dare.

I am the sea, and
nobody owns me.

There's magic everywhere.

Watching the clouds roll
by, sailing the ocean,

learning to fly in
the moon-lit sky.

What shall I do today?

What shall she do today?

What shall I do today?

What shall she do?

What shall I do today?

What shall she do today?

What shall I do today?

What shall I do?

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

Shorten the sail, Fridolf.

Looks like we're in for a blow.

Aye-aye, captain.

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

Scared of a little
lightning, Mr. Nilsson?

EFRAIM: All hands on!

Make fast!

Man the pump!

Man the pump!

Make fast!

Reef the main zone!

Reef the main zone!

Whoa!

[GROANING]

Hold tight, Pippi!

Hold tight yourself.

Hey, Papa, this is fun.

Papa?

[GASPS]

Pippi!

Man overboard!

It's the captain!

Pippi!

No!

Pippi--

We've to get to him.

But the sea's too high!

Wait here.

I'll be right back.

High or low, I'm
getting the lifeboat.

Go back, Pippi!

Let go of the
line, Mr. Nilsson.

Quick!

Hurry!

[CREAKING]

Pippi!

No!

Pippi!

Fridolf!

Grab this, Pippi!

Whoa!

Papa!

Don't worry!

I'm so fat, I'll float.

See you in Villa Villekulla!

It's OK, Fridolf.

Papa won't drown.

Not him.

[SEAGULLS CHIRPING]

Be careful now, Pippi.

Dry land can be dangerous.

Don't worry.

I never get land sick.

And Horse is so looking
forward to galloping around.

Besides, Papa said to wait
for him in Villa Villekulla.

And I'm sure he'll drift
in sooner or later.

[SOBBING]

Don't worry about
me, any of you.

I can take care of myself.

Yes, Pippi.

If anyone can take care
of herself, you can.

Toodledoo, everyone.

ALL: Goodbye, Pippi!

Bye!

FRIDOLF: See you again soon.

Oh, Pippi.

You forgot the suitcase.

Be sure you put this
in a safe place.

And don't worry,
we'll find your papa.

I know you will, Fridolf.

Thank you.

Let's go home, Horse.

[WHINNYING]

Ah, Pippi is a
remarkable child.

[LAUGHTER]

(SINGING) The breeze
know something's happening.

The dew knows something too.

The sun, he smiles
that special smile.

The sweet song of the blackbird
calls softly across the bay.

And the flowers are
dancing all the while.

Come and be happy.

The day shines around us.

Come follow me.

Hey-ho, I'm Pippi, Pippi-i-o-ay!

Home and I'm happy as can be.

My name is Pippi,
Pippi-yip-hooray!

What a fabulous day!

Hey, hear the music,
a wonderful song.

I feel the breeze in my hair.

It's my kind of morning,
and I can't go wrong.

I do whatever I care.

Come and be happy, the
day shines around us.

Come follow me.

You will see.

Hey-ho, I'm Pippi.

I sail the ocean blue.

I fought with
pirates, two by two.

Climbed all the mountains,
now I hope to say,

what a fabulous day!

Hey-ho, I'm Pippi, Pippi-i-o-ay!

Home and I'm happy as can be.

My name is Pippi,
Pippi-yip-hooray!

What a fabulous day.

That's right, Mr. Nilsson.

I knew you'd remember
Villa Villekulla.

It hasn't changed a bit.

MRS. SETTERGREN:
Good morning, dear.

MR. SETTERGREN: Good
morning to you, dear.

ANNIKA: Good morning, dad.

TOMMY: Morning, dad.

So, what will you do today?

Nothing, as usual.

It's not like when
we lived in the city.

Yeah, there's no
one to play with here.

It's boring.

Boring?

Nonsense.

Children are never bored.

You've got your whole
lives in front of you.

Why, there's lots of
things you could do.

You could, for
example, play croquet.

Hello, house.

We're home.

Whee!

You'll have to help me answer
all these letters, Mr. Nilsson,

someday.

[WHINNYING]

Now let's see.

Ah, there's still some room.

I hate croquet.

It's the stupidest
thing ever made up.

TOMMY: Come on, it's your turn.

BOTH: Good morning,
Mrs. Prysselius.

Good morning, children.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

Come on.

It's still your turn.

Look, Tommy.

There's something
in Villa Villekulla.

TOMMY: No way.

That place has been empty
since we moved here.

Well, I sure wish
somebody would move in.

Come on, take your shot.

Good shot, sis.

There's someone there!

Sure there is, Annika.

It's not funny.

I hate croquet.

Huh?

I said I hate croque--

Huh?

[HUMMING]

Wow.

Who are you?

Why are you walking backwards?

Why am I walking backwards?

It's a free country, isn't it?

Anyway, for that matter,
let me tell you, in Egypt,

everybody walks backwards.

And nobody thinks it's
the least bit strange.

Have you really been to Egypt?

Have I been to Egypt?

You bet.

I've been all over the world.

Whee!

Anyway, in India, everyone
walks on their hands.

TOMMY: That's a lie.

That's true.

It is.

It's bad to tell lies.

Oh, yes, it's very
bad to tell lies.

But it's not so easy when
you have a mother who's

an angel and a father
who's fallen overboard,

and you've been sailing the
seven seas all your life.

Your father fell overboard?

Did he drown?

No.

He didn't drown.

But even if I should happen
to tell a lie now and then,

we can still be
friends, can't we?

Oh, yes.

Can we?

Then why don't you come along
and have breakfast with me?

I am getting hungry.

Let's go.

Anyway, I know lots of
countries where nobody

ever speaks a word of truth.

They start lying when they
wake up in the morning

and they go on until sunset.

Wow, this place
is like a jungle.

By the way, I'm Tommy.

And this is Annika.

What's your name?

I'm Pippi, Pippi Longstocking.

And this is Mr. Nilsson.

I think he really likes you.

Come on in.

Let's have pancakes.

Why do you keep a
horse on the veranda?

Well, he'd be in the
way in the kitchen.

And he doesn't like
the living room.

(SINGING) First, let's
start with a happy heart

and mix with good intentions.

A pinch of talk can do no harm,
and a dream is good to mention.

Stir it all up in a great big
cup and shake it with emotion.

Then we'll top it off with love
cause that's the magic potion.

Then we'll try it out to see
if we should add some more.

There's really nothing to it.

There's really nothing to it.

All you do is follow, all you do
is follow this recipe for life.

Life is so much better when
you flavor it with travel.

Season with adventure and
your dreams will soon unravel.

Why don't we go to Borneo?

Ingredients there are warmer.

Toss them in and have something
from the land of Monday humors.

Things get fun if you make a
run to Gotland for a party.

And after that, you can
chew the fat in Reykjavik,

where it's hearty.

With not much cash, we can add
a dash of weekend in Tahiti.

Life is just a piece of cake
and I'm its little sweetie!

BOTH: Life is just
a piece of cake

and she's its little sweetie.

Then we try it out to see
if we should add some more.

There's really nothing to it.

There's really nothing to it.

All you do is follow.

BOTH: All we do is follow.

PIPPI: All you do is follow
this recipe for life.

From Zanzibar to Singapore,
from Fiji to Kolkata,

we're sure to taste
the spice of life.

They may 'em like no other.

Well borrow some from Java
and we'll Cairo it Bali.

We'll shoot the moon from
old Rangoon and Delhi

while we dally.

BOTH: Shoot the moon from
old Rangoon and Delhi

while we dally.

We'll stir the pot with
Ballarat and throw in Yokohama.

We'll go for more in Bangalore
and soak in Zamboanga.

If you stick your neck out
and you slap it all together,

life will never let you down.

It'll keep you up forever.

BOTH: Life will
never let you down.

It'll keep you up forever.

Then you try it out to see
if we should add some more.

There's really nothing to it.

There's really nothing to it.

All you do is follow--

BOTH: This recipe for life.

There's really nothing to it.

There's really nothing to it.

All you do is follow--

BOTH: This recipe for life.

There's really nothing to it.

There's really nothing to it.

All you do follow--

BOTH: This recipe for life.

TOMMY: Mrs. Prysselius!

Children.

What would your parents think?

Shouldn't you be
running along home?

It's OK.

Anyway, if you don't
go, you can't come back.

And that would be
a dreadful pity.

Now!

BOTH: Good day, Mrs. Prysselius.

Well, Little Miss Mayhem.

What do you have to
say for yourself?

How nice to have
another guest.

Please, come in.

We just made pancakes.

Oh

- Oh.
- Have a seat.

Have a pancake, both of you.

Young lady.

I should like to speak
with your parents.

My father isn't
here right now.

Then I shall speak
with your mother, child.

PIPPI: My mother isn't
here either, actually.

You mean to say
you're here all alone?

I'm not alone.

There's Horse and Mr. Nilsson.

Mr. Nilsson?

Come, come now.

This is a serious situation.

I agree.

This water could
spill any minute.

My poor little--

Eh?

Oh, my.

Whoa!

[HUMMING]

Come now.

Enough of this funny business.

When will your parents
be here, young lady?

That's an excellent question.

You see, my mother is in heaven
and my father's lost at sea.

Although Fridolf's
gone to find him.

This is impossible.

It is?

What?

That you should live
here all by yourself.

Shoo!

We must find you a place
in a children's home.

But I already live
in a children's home.

Oh?

And just where is this home?

Here.

After all, I am a child
and this is my home.

So this must be a
children's home.

This is enough.

You are going to a
proper children's home.

Hmm.

This children's home, can
you keep horses there?

Horses?

Of course not.

I thought as much.

What about monkeys?

Definitely not.

Well, then you'll have to find
children for your children's

home somewhere else.

[WHINNY]

I think I'll stay right here.

And then, may I
ask, exactly what

you propose to do for money?

My gold coins, of course.

Your what?

My gold coins.

[GASPS]

My goodness, child.

This will not do.

You'll be hearing from me.

I'll be back.

My, she was touchy.

He's a slippery
one, all right.

He's notorious.

The whole country's
been after him.

We'll need the right bait.

Let's just see who
outsmart who this time.

Uh-oh.

What?

We're almost out of cookies.

Better fill out form 8799-D.

By the way, the
gentleman in 39

have requested
some extra sheets.

That'll mean a special
requisition form 1401-B.

We are men of
humble pleasures.

We are chaps of modest dreams.

It's the simple things that
make one's life complete.

Some bread upon the table.

A few pennies in the bank.

BOTH: (SINGING) And every
now and then, a little treat.

You know what I really
want, Thunder-Karlsson?

You're not going to
sing, are you, Bloom?

(SINGING) I want a
bowler, an English bowler.

That's all I'm yearning for,
and nothing more than that.

I'll wear my bowler
when I'm yachting

or gavotting with my friends.

I'll tip it lightly
to the ladies

from my white Mercedes-Benz.

I'll take it clubbing and hobo
snubbing and elbow rubbing

with some shady diplomat.

And when I buy the Taj Mahal and
host the Frauds on Felons Ball,

I'll sport my modest
little English bowler hat.

(SINGING) I want a
tooth, one golden tooth

to keep my tongue from hanging
loose, dining with the king

and queen of Spain.

I'll use it to crack
open the champagne.

Tell you the truth,
I want a tooth,

one that I can't lie through.

Dames will find me
dashing when they

see me flashing my gold tooth.

I want a bowler.

I want a tooth.

An English bowler.

One golden tooth.

That's all I'm yearning for
and nothing more than that.

I'll wear my Bowler
when I'm yachting

or gavotting with my friends.

I'll tip it lightly
to the ladies

from my white Mercedes-Benz.

I'll take it clubbing.

Tell you the truth.

And hobo snubbing.

I want a tooth.

And elbow rubbing with
some shady diplomat.

Dame will find me
dashing when they

see me flashing my gold tooth.

[DOG YAPPING]

Uh-oh.

I know that yap.

And she's brought her dog too.

Have a seat.

Be with you in a moment.

Mrs. Prysselius.

Ahem.

Gentlemen, I have a matter of
grave civic danger to report.

Oh, my.

There's a little
girl named Pippi

living at Villa
Villekulla, and she's

living there all by herself.

Is the house stolen?

No.

It's simply unacceptable.

Something must be done.

Perhaps you should call
the welfare authorities.

Hardly.

This is serious.

She's a nuisance.

Nuisance?

Nuisance.

We have several
forms for nuisances.

Oh, here we go.
- Enough!

Enough.

She's living alone,
unsupervised.

That wouldn't be vagrancy.

Not if there's
a house involved.

You fools.

She's out of control.

And she's got all that
money lying around.

A whole trunk full, just sitting
in the middle of the room.

Ooh.

Is it stolen money?

That's not the point.

The child is in danger.

She doesn't even have the
sense to lock her door.

About this money.

Is it less than $99.58?

Imbecile!

That urchin has to be
put under supervision

in the children's home.

Do it now or I'll
have your jobs.

Oh, rapture.

BOTH: (SINGING)
I'll get my bowler.

I'll get my tooth.

My English bowler.

My glorious tooth.

One will ever call
us vulgar or uncouth.

I'll be amazed and
so Will you with how

are futures will unfold.

We'll stroll to Villekulla
and we'll pilfer Pippi's gold.

And barring any stupid blunders,
we'll take wonders to behold.

With my Ascot and my bowler.

My diamond studded molar.

My lunch of seven courses.

My racetrack and my horses.

A castle and us in it.

The sky will be the limit.

With just a bowler
and a new gold tooth.

[RAIN POURING]

TOMMY: Why are you watering
the flowers, Pippi?

When it's raining?

That's easy for
you to say, but I've

been awake all night
looking forward

to watering the flowers.

And I'm not going to let a
little rain stand in my way.

Come on in.

No, thanks.

We have to go to school.

Why?

What do you do there?

Well, you've learned
things like 2 times 2 is 4.

You know, multiplication.

Plutification?

I never heard of it.

But so far, I've gotten
along just fine without it.

Thank you.

ANNIKA: But it's
fun to go to school.

I'd go crazy if I couldn't go.

And you get Christmas
holidays and summer

holidays and Easter holidays.

But that's incredibly unfair.

In four months,
it'll be Christmas.

And you all get
Christmas holidays.

And what do I get?

Not the least little holiday.

It's time for some
changes around here.

Great.

You can come with us.

Oh, no.

I didn't mean now.

I'll just come for
Christmas holidays.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

OK, see you after school.

I wonder what they actually
do in school, Mr. Nilsson.

[SPLASH]

Ugh.

Maybe now we'll
get some answers.

Good morning, ladies.

BOTH: Oh, good morning,
Mrs. Prysselius.

I see your husbands
are late for work again.

Oh, no.

They're not late.

They were up early.

And they had some important
police work to do.

Oh?

Oh, I see.

I feel so much safer
knowing they're on the job.

Good day, ladies.

[DOG YAPPING]

[GRUNTING]

THUNDER-KARLSSON: Do you
need any help, Bloom?

Shh.

Be very quiet.

We don't want to spook them.

[GASP]

Settle down, now.

PIPPI: Hello, everybody.

I changed my mind.

Am I in time for Plutification?

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, you must be the
new little girl in town.

Pippi, is it?

My real name is Pippilotta
Delicatessa Windowshade

Mackrelmint Efraimsdotter
Longstocking,

daughter of Captain Efraim
Longstocking the seafarer.

But you can call me Pippi.

All right, class.

Now let's put our workbooks
away and try some arithmetic.

How much are 7 and 5?

Don't you know?

I mean, if you don't know, don't
think I'm going to tell you.

[LAUGHTER]

That's not quite the answer.

7 and 5 are 12.

There, you see.

You knew it all the time.

Why did you ask?

[GASPS]

Pippi, let me explain
something about school to you.

(SINGING) Learn this lesson well
today, and Pippi, you must try.

Soon, we'll get to run and play.

But first, we'll multiply.

Take a number then
times it yet again.

M-U-L-T-I-plication,
now let's all begin.

Plutification,
multiplication's

all the same to me.

2 times 2 times 3
times 4 equals ABC.

I've learned this lesson well,
and as far as I can tell,

plutification, multiplication--
isn't that the bell?

Here in this school,
sweet, dear Pippi,

we have rules to help you learn.

Reading, writing, rithmetic.

All good children
must take a turn.

School is cool
and so exciting.

Gee, it's time to paint.

Let's not make the
rules so boring.

Hey, just watch me skate.

The cat's out on the mat.

ABC, how's that?

No more rules.

I just ain't doing it.

No more Idle chat.

Now dear Pippi,
please sit down.

I've just the thing for you.

Read the sentence to the class,
and mind your manners too.

Now sweet, Pippi, loud and
clear so we can hear your voice.

Read aloud to everyone, now
join in with the girls and boys.

Abracadabra, hocus
pocus, you'd be nothing.

Watch and focus.

Fabfabulistic, glibglobadopoly,
what's this figgledy

piggledy black stuff?

Alakazam, alakazany,
plutification

is driving me crazy.

Easy peasy, allie-allie
brainy, enough, enough, enough!

Abracadabra, hocus pocus.

Abracadabra, hocus pocus.

Fabulistic glibglobadopoly.

Fabulistic glibglobadopoly.

Alakazam, alakazany.

Alakazam, alakazany.

Easy peasy,
allie-allie brainy.

That's enough.

Please, noisy children!

ALL: School bell's a-ringing.

Stop all your singing.

Enough for the day now.

ALL: Hip-hip hooray
to plutification!

Multiplication!

ALL: 4 plus 4,
we'll hit the door.

One, and-a two, and-a
three, and-a four.

Five and-a six, no more!
[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

Ugh.

Class, that's all for today.

Off you go.

Not you, Pippi.

I want to speak to you alone.

You know, miss.

It was very interesting
to come here

and see what school is like.

But I really don't
think I'll bother

anymore, Christmas holidays
or no Christmas holidays.

I'm sorry to hear
that Pippi, but what

makes me even more serious
that you can't behave properly.

Haven't I behaved properly?

I'm sure you meant to, Pippi.

Now run along and remember,
when you come to school,

you must behave.

Whee!

What did the
teacher say, Pippi?

I think she likes me.

Oh, Pippi, mummy wants
to know if you can come

to her Tea Party this weekend.

A tea party?

Me?

I don't know.

We never had tea parties at sea.

I wouldn't know what to wear.

I certainly wouldn't
know how to behave.

But I'll come.

I'll try anything once.

[ENGINE RUMBLING]

ANNIKA: Wow!

It's the circus.

It's here.

Do you want to come with us?

PIPPI: A circus?

I don't know.

What is it?

Does it hurt?

No, it's fun.

There are horses and clowns.

And pretty ladies that
walk on a tightrope.

Of course, it costs money.

A circus costs money?

It always costs money to look.

And I go around
looking all day.

Who knows how much money
I've stared up already.

But cost what it may, I may
just have to take a peek.

[HORN HONKING]

[WHINNY]

Whoa!

Easy, Horse.

Easy.

It's just a truck, I think.

Whoa!

It's OK.

THUNDER-KARLSSON:
Not now, you idiot.

BLOOM: Oh, right.

I forgot the sheets.

[BONK]
Ow!

THUNDER-KARLSSON: No.

It's broad daylight, stupid.

We have to wait until dark.

I hope that little business of
your husband's was successful.

They never discuss
their business with us.

No, never.

There, there, my precious.

[INAUDIBLE] will be here soon.

Ah, here we are.

Oh, Ingrid, you've
outdone yourself.

Thank you.

Let us hope for an
improvement over last time.

PIPPI: Attention!

MRS. PRYSSELIUS: Good grief.

Ugh.

PIPPI: Forward march.

One, two, five, 10, 50, halt.

I'm so glad you
could come, Pippi.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Your husbands were
supposed to take

her to the children's home.

BOTH: Oh, dear.

How do you do?

Again.

Excuse me.

Pardon me.

Sorry about that.

Your place, young lady, is
with the other children.

Thank you, but
I'm just fine here.

Please, ladies,
help yourselves.

I'll be right back.

Those look like cherries.

Mm.

They are.

Oh, dear.

Something's happened
to the cake.

This is indeed a catastrophe.

It certainly is.

Well, since it's
ruined anyway,

I might as well finish it off.

MRS. PRYSSELIUS: This child
must be sent away immediately.

Here we are, ladies.

Some nice cream--

Pippi.

What's happened to the cake?

It was delicious.

What's next?

I could do some tricks.

No, Pippi.

Please.

Dancing!

That's it.

I have seen enough.

What?

PIPPI: Woo!

Put me down this instant.

One, two, five 10, 50.

[CLATTERING]

[LAUGHING]

Pippi, please let
go of Mrs. Prysselius!

Stop!

Phew.

MRS. PRYSSELIUS: You--

Do you see what I mean?

That the child belongs
in a children's home?

Come along, ladies.

Time to be good.

But Helga, ladies, please.

Let me make a fresh pot of tea.

There are more--

Humiliations in store?

I've had enough, thank you.

Good day.

But-- Pippi.

That was a glorious
party, Mrs. Settergren.

Thank you for inviting me.

Pippi.

And boy, that was the
best cake I've had since--

Pippi!

Aye-aye, sir.

Er, ma'am.

Pippi, dear.

I'm afraid I won't be able
to invite you again if you

don't learn to behave properly.

I'm sorry.

I should have known.

I should have stayed at sea.

I guess I'll become
a pirate after all.

EFRAIM: I'll see you
in Villa Villekulla!

Good night, Papa.

Come home soon.

Good night, mommy.

And don't you worry about me.

I can look after myself.

Come on, Mr. Nilsson.

Let's go count Papa's money.

After all, these things
have to be done, right?

[HEAVY THUD]

Ow.

Hey, what about me?

Cheap sheets.

I'm going to write a letter.

Come on, come on.

Hurry up.

OK.

Here I come.

Whoa!

[THUD]

Quiet!

We're escaping from jail.

[DISTANT GROANING]

Hmm.

Plumbing's acting up again.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING]

That sounds just
like our motorcycle.

He should really get
that muffler fixed.

PIPPI: 65, 66, 60-11,
68, 60-19, 60-27, 95--

Hey!

[LAUGHING]

[CLATTERING]

Mr. Nilsson, we're supposed to
be counting, not uncounting.

Now you get upstairs.

I want to finish this.

Go on.

Now, where was I?

1,005--

[CLATTERING]

Hey, you be good
or I'll tell papa.

1,060, 47--

THUNDER-KARLSSON:
Come on, come on.

Hurry up.

Shh.

Quiet.

PIPPI: 1,005, 189, 1,085.

[CLOPPING]

Shh.

PIPPI: Twenty-eleven.

That's not me.

[BRAYING]

Huh?

I wonder if she knows there's
a horse on her veranda.

PIPPI: 25, 70-19, 70-20, 42.

Come in or stay out,
whichever you prefer.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Are you the little girl
who lives here all alone?

Not at all.

I'm a very small grandmother who
lives all the way across town.

[LAUGHS] No, we mean
are you the little girl

who lives here by yourself?

No.

I live with Mr. Nilsson.

[THUD]

What was that?

Oh, it must be Mr. Nilsson.

Mr. Nilsson?

We didn't know about
a Mr. Nilsson, did we?

What a shame.

He'll be really disappointed.

[HEAVY THUDS]

I guess we've got
the wrong house.

Sorry to have bothered you.

No matter.

Come again.

[HEAVY THUDS]

[GRUNTING]

Did you see that?

Did you see all that gold?

Oh, yes.

Yes, I know.

But that Mr. Nilsson, we'd
better be careful about him.

Yeah, but the gold!

Don't worry.

That gold is ours.

Mr. Nilsson or no
Mr. Nilsson, we'll

come back again tomorrow night.

[HUMMING]

KLANG: Well, this
shouldn't take long.

After all, she's
just a little girl.

KLING: We're on official
business, Klang.

Let's turn on that
flashing light.

Right.

Let's see.

Isn't there a button?

There.

Is it working now?

[RADIO STATIC]

Nope.

KLANG: How about now?

KLING: No.

KLANG: How about--

Oh, forget it.

We're here.

Remember, Kling, act serious.

Right, serious.

[POLICE SIREN WAILING]

So that how it works.

Oh, never mind.

We have a job to do.

Come on.

Right.

KLING: Wait for the
official papers.

Now?

Now.

[BANGING]

Good knocking, Klang.

Firm, yet friendly.

Distinguished, yet gentle.

But I didn't--

[BANGING]

Let's not go overboard.

[BANGING]

Control yourself, Klang.

It's not me.

PIPPI: Oh, hello.

I was just propping up a shelf.

Houses always need
repairs, don't they?

I know.

I have a bookcase that keeps
falling down, and every time--

[CLEARS THROAT]

Never mind that.

We're on official business.

Right.

Is there a Pippi
Longstocking in there?

Not at the moment, but
there's one out here.

Where?

Here.

I'm Pippi Longstocking.

What can I do for you?

You can come with us
to the children's home.

PIPPI: Certainly.

That was easy.

Anything else?

No, you don't understand.

Mrs. Prysselius told us
to come and get you--

PIPPI: Mrs. Prysselius?

You mean that cheerful,
friendly lady with the dog?

Well, she does have a dog.

PIPPI: Isn't that a coincidence?

We had a long talk
about children's homes.

I was saying that
since I lived here,

Villa Villekulla already
is a children's home.

And she said she'd be sure
to come back to visit.

She did?

Well, I'm glad that's settled.

Me too.

Oh, this was a tough case.

[CLATTERING]

Oh, there goes
that shelf again.

Why don't we help fix up?

That would please
Mrs. Prysselius.

Good point, Kling.

Well, let's see.

I know what you could
do Don't look down.

You haven't got anything
closer to the ground?

I guess not.

Good.
They're here.

They're finally doing
their job properly.

Ugh.

I spoke too soon.

You blithering idiots!

What are you doing up there?

Just fixing up
the children's home.

Kling, don't look down.

Huh?

[SCREAMING]

Oh, look out!

Help!

Imbeciles.

Halfwits.

See, I'll have to take
matters into my own hands.

And don't worry.

I will!

I thought she'd be pleased.

I guess not.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Who's that?

Maybe it's that
Mr. Nilsson guy.

BLOOM: Boy, wouldn't
want to tangle with him.

THUNDER-KARLSSON: Yes, his
shadow does give one pause.

Whee!

Who would ever have thought it
would be so difficult to learn

to dance the schottische?

[RECORD SCRATCHING]

[SHATTERING]

Never mind, Mr. Nilsson.

Time for bed anyway.

We'll practice again tomorrow.

[SNORING]

[THUD]

[GROAN]

Just look at that.

Any crook could get in.

You think that Nilsson
guy's still around?

PIPPI: Oh, yes.

[GASPS]

He's still here.

He'll be pleased you
were asking about him.

And where exactly is he?

Last I looked,
he was upstairs.

No, he's down here now.

Ah!
Help!

Get him off me.

Help!

Help!

[LAUGHS] That's Mr. Nilsson?

Can you believe that, Bloom?

Mr. Nilsson is a monkey.

What did you think
he was, a lawnmower?

So miss, where's the
money you were counting?

In the den.

Ah.

And I hope you don't
mind if we take it, dear?

PIPPI: Certainly not.

[GROANING]

[HEAVY BREATHING]

And now I hope you don't
mind if I take it back.

BLOOM: Please, miss.

We just came to--

To offer our services.

Offer our services.

Offer our services.

How kind of you.

Hmm, let's see.

I know.

Can either of you
dance the schottische?

I'm trying to learn, you see.

The schottische?

Oh, but of course.

I'm an expert.

Now, the movement may be
forward, or to the side.

Now step with the right foot,
close left foot, to the right,

step right again, then hop.

Swing left across, and back.

Repeat with the left.

Very good.

Very good.

Step right, close left.

Step, hop, swing, and back.

Excellent.

I do believe you have it.

Wonderful!

[CRUSHING]

[SCREAMING]

Let's do it with music now.

Can you blow on a comb?

My gramophone's broken.

Shall we?

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

And music, maestro.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Maestro?

Huh?

[COMB MUSIC PLAYING]

Two, three, and back.

That's right.

Then one, two,
three, hop and back.

Very good, very good.

Don't look at your feet now.

That's good.

[VOCALIZING] I love this.

Two, three-- Excellent.

You have it.

Faster tempo, if you
please, Mr. Bloom, now.

Two, three, and back.

Very good.

Two, three, and hop and
don't look at your feet.

Two, three, hop and--

[LAUGHTER]

Yes.

I won't count anymore.

You're doing quite well.

You can't dance
with all that weight.

Come on!

Faster.

Stop!

[HEAVY BREATHING]

Please?

Just a little bit longer.

But it's tickling my lips.

That was wonderful.

But I'm tired.

We really have to be leaving.

I've never seen anyone
dance like you do, sugar plum.

Thanks ever so much.

You keep practicing and you'll
hardly notice the tickling.

My heart.

[GROANING]

Wait!

Here she comes again!

Let's run for it!

[SCREAMING]

I was just going
to give you these.

Oh, well.

Never mind.

She's a complete loony!

Patience, Bloom.

Patience.

ANNIKA: Hi, Pippi.

Are you ready to
go to the circus?

Of course.

I can't wait to have
a look at the circus.

We'll be off in a jiffy, just
as soon as I finish this knot.

What is it?

PIPPI: A spink trap.

TOMMY: A spink trap?

ANNIKA: But what's a spink?

I don't know.

But it might be dangerous.

And if it is and it comes
to the house while I'm away,

Mr. Nilsson will be protected.

I put one inside
and one outside.

[GROANING]

Shh.

That's as good a spink
trap as I ever saw.

Let's go.

Shh.

How many times have
I got to tell you?

Oh!

[SCREAMING]

[SPLATTERING]

Oh!

[SNICKERING]

I might have known you two would
have something to do with this.

[SCREAMING]

I can't believe they
let you out of jail.

What are you doing here?

We haven't done anything, yet.

We saw you coming,
Mrs. Prysselius.

Or rather, we were
waiting for you.

Actually, we were here
for our dancing lesson.

What we mean is
we'd like to help you.

Get the gold.

Get Pippi to a children's
home is what he means.

BLOOM: Oh, yeah.

Oh, would you now?

And, and help society too.

Since the police can't do it.

That's putting it mildly.

Where is the child, anyway?

BLOOM: They're
going to the circus.

You don't say.

Well, perhaps you two gentlemen
may be of some use yet.

Now pay attention.

Now what I want you to do--
listen carefully-- is this.

I got balloons!

Pretty red ones.

Does it cost money to
listen as well as look?

Or is that free?

There she is!

Shh.

RINGMASTER: And now, ladies
and gentlemen, the lovely,

the unique, the one
and only Ms. Elvira!

[CHEERING]

[HUMMING]

[DISTANT SHOCKED GASPS]

[DISTANT APPLAUSE]

[SCREAMING]

[CHEERING]

[APPLAUSE]

[CHEERING]

[HISSING]

[CHEERING]

Time to make our move.

RINGMASTER: And now,
ladies and gentlemen,

presenting the greatest
marvel of all time!

The strongest man in the world!

I give you the undefeated,
the unconquerable,

the mighty Adolf!

[CHEERING]

And now, ladies and gentlemen,
Adolf will challenge anybody

to a weightlifting contest.

I could beat him,
but maybe I shouldn't.

He looks so nice and kind.

ANNIKA: You couldn't
beat him, Pippi.

He's the strongest
man in the world.

Maybe he is.

But don't forget one thing--

I'm the strongest
girl in the world.

RINGMASTER: 100 crowns
to the person who

can defeat the mighty Adolf.

Well?

Have we no takers?

Huh?

Here's one.

[CHEERING]

[DISTANT LAUGHTER]

ANNIKA: Hooray Pippi!

Let's go get her.

[SLICING]

Careful now.

Don't hurt yourself.

[STRAINED GROANING]

[APPLAUSE]

PIPPI: Hey, look.

We're twins!

[LAUGHTER]

[CHEERING]

What next?

Wow!

One-handed.

I'll do this one.

Uh-uh.

By the way.

Are you left handed
or right handed?

I'm ambituminous, myself.

[GROANING]

[DISAPPOINTED SIGHS]

[APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER]

Hi, Adolf.

Put me down!

[CHEERING]

Hooray, Pippi!

Yay, Pippi!

[SCREAMING]

[CHEERING]

[APPLAUSE]

Is that you, sugar plum?

Yes, it is.

It's my dance instructor.

So found something new to do?

Right you are, Pippi.

We found something
quite different to do.

TOMMY: Wow, look at this.

Huh?

Ow!

Neato.

She's getting away!

Oh, dear.

I hope they didn't
hurt themselves.

Oh, well, well.

[GROANING]

Our young friend seems to have
slipped through your fingers.

But she tricked us.

That doesn't surprise me.

Yeah, then she got away.

That wasn't part
of our deal, was it?

No.

Then I'd like to
make a suggestion.

[SMACK]

Get after her!

PIPPI: And you should see the
sunsets in the Selapiu island.

I have the best seat in the
house, the four mast top.

The sky would be
all red and gold.

Come on, you numbskulls.

There are criminals
on the loose.

What?

Huh?

And step on it.

Can't this thing
go any faster?

[CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING]

There she is!

[WHINNYING]

[HORN HONKING]

About time!

[GALLOPING]

Pippi, they're
right behind us!

It's high-speed tag.

Here, we'll fool them.

[SCREAMING]

[HONK]

Come on, Horse, let's go!

Let's go!

[GROANING]

You idiot!

You let them get away!

Let them.

I've got a much better idea.

Think we should try
that flashing light again?

[POLICE SIREN WAILING]

KLING: Klang, did you see that?

Back up.

It's him.

Wow, that was fun.

Whoa!

Come on.

Hurry up.

Whoa!

[GRUNTING]

What a ride.

[LAUGHING]

You've had your last lark.

You impossible little wretch!

You are coming with me
this minute or else.

Or else I don't have to come?

Or do you mean or else I have
to come in a different minute?

That's enough, young lady!

Uh-oh.

Pippi Longstocking, you
come here this instant or--

EFRAIM: Or what?

Who?

And who, may I ask, are--

PIPPI: Father!

Oh, dear me.

How I missed you, my child.

PIPPI: I missed you too, father.

And there's a lot
more of you to miss.

You've grown.

Pippilotta Delicatessa
Windowshade

Mackrelmint Efraimsdotter
Longstocking, my beloved child.

I was just going to say
that you have grown.

That's what I said at first.

I see that the child
has a father after all.

Yes, my good woman.

That she does.

And you must be the lady I
have to thank for looking

after my daughter so well.

Well--

[CLATTERING]

Huh?

[GROANING]

Some company you have
been keeping, my love.

High time I came, it seems.

MRS. PRYSSELIUS: Indeed,
Captain Longstocking.

You arrived just in time.

Who let them out?

Not me.

BOTH: Oh.

Well, they're back in now.

PIPPI: You must meet my
friends, Tommy and Annika.

How do you do?

Hello.

Hi, Tommy and Annika.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Fridolf!

Its the crew.

So tomorrow, we sail
to Tuka-Tuka Land.

ALL: Aye-aye, captain.

PIPPI: I left the key hanging
beside the door, you know.

You can always go
in there and play.

No, it won't be the
same without you, Pippi.

All ashore that's
going ashore.

I'll be back
before you know it.

[SOBBING]

Cast off!

Father Ephraim?

Yes, Pippi dear?

I can't stand it.

It's just not right.

What isn't, Pippi?

I can't have anyone
crying over me,

least of all Tommy and Annika.

I'm staying in Villa Villekulla.

Well, perhaps
you're right, my dear.

Children need a little
order in their lives.

Yes, father.

Especially if they can
order it themselves.

As you like.

Thank you, father.

Fridolf, three going ashore.

[WHINNY]

You're not leaving?

I'll give you three guesses.

Casting off!

[INAUDIBLE]

ANNIKA: What shall
we do today, Pippi?

PIPPI: We could play quecro.

TOMMY: Quecro?

What's that?

PIPPI: Backwards
croquet, of course.

You do everything backwards.

You walk backwards, you hit
backwards, you count backwards.

ANNIKA: That sounds hard.

PIPPI: It does take practice.

Let's see, if you don't
want to play quecro,

we could go down to the river
and practice fish walking.

TOMMY: You can't walk on fish.

PIPPI: If you're
fast enough, you can.

(SINGING) Standing on
top of Mount Kilimanjaro,

watching the sun rise,
the wind in my hair.

I'm going to go
wherever I want to go.

There's magic everywhere.

I danced with the lions
who roam Serengeti.

I met a tiger and
played in his lair.

When I get home, I'm
right where I want to be.

There's magic everywhere.

Watching the clouds roll
by, sailing the ocean,

learning to fly in
the moon-lit sky.

What shall I do today?

CREW: What shall she do today?

PIPPI: What shall I do today?

CREW: What shall she do?

PIPPI: I made friends with the
cobra on the burning Sahara,

danced with the Swami
while everyone stared.

I live where I live and
I do what I want to do.

There's magic everywhere.

Watching the clouds roll
by, sailing the ocean,

learning to fly in
the moon-lit sky.

What shall I do today?

CREW: What shall she do today?

PIPPI: What shall I do today?

CREW: What should she do?

PIPPI: What shall I do today?

CREW: What shall she do today?

PIPPI: What shall I do today?

What shall I do?

The breeze know
something's happening.

The dew knows something too.

The sun, he smiled
that special smile.

The sweet song of the blackbird
calls softly across the bay.

And the flowers are
dancing all the while.

Come and be happy.

The day shines around us.

Come follow me.

Hey-ho, I'm Pippi,
Pippi-i-oh-ay.

Home, and I'm happy as can be.

My name is Pippi,
Pippi-yip-hooray!

What a fabulous day!

Hey, hear the music,
a wonderful song.

I feel the breeze in my hair.

It's my kind of morning,
and I can't go wrong.

I do whatever I care.

Come and be happy.

The day shines around us.

Come follow me.

You will see.

Hey-ho, I'm Pippi.

I sail the ocean blue.

I fought with
Pirates two by two.

Climbed all the mountains,
now I hope to say,

what a fabulous day.

Hey-ho, I'm Pippi,
Pippi-i-oh-ay.

Home, and I'm happy as can be.

My name is Pippi,
Pippi-yip-hooray!

What a fabulous day.

Life is so much better when
you flavor it with travel.

Season with adventure and
your dreams will soon unravel.

Why don't we go to Borneo?

Ingredients there are warmer.

Toss them in and have something
from the land of Monday humors.

Things get fun if you make a
run to Gotland for a party.

And after that, you chew
the fat in Reykjavic,

where it's hearty.

With not much cash, we can add
a dash of weekend in Tahiti.

Life is just a piece of cake
and I'm its little sweetie!

TOMMY AND ANNIKA: Life
is just a piece of cake

and she's its little sweetie!

PIPPI: Then we try it out to
see if we should add some more.

There's really nothing to it.

There's really nothing to it.

All you do is follow.

TOMMY AND ANNIKA:
All we do is follow.

PIPPI: All you do is follow
this recipe for life.

We'll stir the pot with
Ballarat and throw in Yokohama.

We'll go for more in Bangalore
and soak in Zamboanga.

If you stick your neck out
and you slap it all together,

life will never let you down.

It'll keep you up forever.

TOMMY AND ANNIKA: Life
will never let you down.

It'll keep you up forever.

PIPPI: Then we try it out to
see if we should add some more.

There's really nothing to it.

There's really nothing to it.

All you do is follow--

TOMMY AND ANNIKA:
This recipe for life.

PIPPI: There's
really nothing to it.

There's really nothing to it.

All you do is follow--

TOMMY AND ANNIKA:
This recipe for life.