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Let the contest begin.
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- Contest?
- What was that?
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How are my favorite mortals?
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Mxy, what's going on?
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Oh!
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I'm getting divorced.
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What?
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Mxy, why are we here?
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You're cute when you're anxious.
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Glitzy!
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You called, my former darling?
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This is Ms. Gsptlsnz.
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You can call me Glitzy.
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My soon to be ex-wife.
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Charmed.
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- That answered nothing.
- You have a wife?
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Ex-wife. Keep up!
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Glitzy and I are untying the knot,
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but instead of all that
courtroom business,
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- our people settle things...
- With a contest?
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Yes, Super-brain, a contest,
tournament, games, whatever.
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Glitzy and I have each
recruited a team of players.
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You're my team.
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Gullible Superman, Jimmy Lamebird,
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Question Mark Kara, and Fun Lois.
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The teams compete
in a series of challenges.
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Each challenge cleared gets you A, a key
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and B, entry to the next ring.
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Whoever's team collects the most keys
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and gets to the center ring fastest
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determines whether Glitzy or I
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get the house, speedboat,
Galaxy, etcetera!
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What if we do not wish to be pawns?
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Right.
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Almost forgot.
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Lose and you will never see
your precious universe again.
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Sorry. Anything else?
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- So we'd be trapped here?
- Forever.
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Do you think you will get away with this?
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If we're your team,
then who's Glitzy team?
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Yes. Yes. Ooh, yes.
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And don't worry about it.
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We have Superman.
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We--we don't have Superman.
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What's that?
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I lost my powers.
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You lost your...
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powers?
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Before my divorce?
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I needed Superman.
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Clark Kent is useless to me.
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Embarrassing.
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Anyway, it's my great pleasure
to introduce Team Glitzy.
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First up, General Lane.
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Oh, no.
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That is, General Lois Lane.
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Oh, no.
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Good Lex Luthor...
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Scion Kara from the House of El.
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And Flamebird Jimmy.
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Oh, that's just me.
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Flamebird.
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Nope. A way cooler me.
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Hey. Hi, excuse me.
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I was swindled.
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I chose Superman.
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Instead, I got a bumbling, useless,
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nearsighted reporter!
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Okay, man--
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The playing field must be leveled.
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How about no flying allowed?
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No. Buyer beware, your fault.
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Ruling, please.
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The champions shall not fly.
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Eat that, love of my life.
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What's happening?
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Mxy, I will crush him.
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When the big boy says "go,"
cross the bridge,
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get the key, do it faster than them...
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and watch your step.
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Let the first challenge commence.
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Can you believe the way Glitzy
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is trying to get under my skin,
pitting me against her?
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It's not like that could ever be me.
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Right?
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Clark!
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Run!
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I'm sorry I wasn't fast enough.
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- I just--
- Is that...
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A key!
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I'll take that.
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How about a "thank you, team"?
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That would imply you did a good job.
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Hey, we got the key, didn't we?
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Just barely. Look at them.
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So? It's a tie.
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A tie? Pathetic!
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You didn't come here to tie.
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You came here to win!
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Next game.
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You.
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Ladies and ladies, may I present
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S'ivaan Mountain.
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Your mission,
should you choose to accept it...
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Ha! I jest. You don't have rights.
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Is to climb S'ivaan Mountain.
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Whoever gets to the top first
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wins this round's one and only key.
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As you ascend, the mountain will sink
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into the Manticore trench.
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Anyway, if you're too slow or slip,
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you'll meet the Manticore.
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Last team to make it to the top loses.
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This is the boy challenge.
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These are portal pieces.
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Find them, put them together,
make a portal, leave it.
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Whoever does it first wins.
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- That's it?
- Yes! Just win.
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Man!
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The mountain does not feel
like it is sinking.
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This is unchallenging.
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Yep, very unchallenging.
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Lois Lane, is it my fate
to become like... that?
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Her?
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I mean, you were like that.
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Look, I've met a whole league of Lois-es.
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These other selves mean nothing.
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Oh, now it is sinking.
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Go, go, go!
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Get to the top.
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Only one of us needs to win.
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Are you crazy?
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Do you think our Lois-es are okay?
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Whoa!
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You must be cautious, Other Kara.
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Okay, let's move.
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Shouldn't we hide out somewhere?
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I'm finding a way out.
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We can barely see.
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We don't know the area,
and there's a beast trying to hunt us.
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Lanes are doers, not complainers.
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I'm not complaining.
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But maybe we should wait where we fell in.
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What if our Karas need us?
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If they join us, they failed.
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They can handle the consequences.
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Wow, we are so different.
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Hmm, let me guess--
Mom died, Dad was distant.
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All you wanted was work, work, work.
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But instead you find
the "super man" of your dreams,
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learn the meaning of friendship,
and have a real swell time.
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That was me too.
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But then Clark lost his powers
and--and then his life.
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So go ahead and judge me,
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but the line between us isn't
as thick as you think it is.
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Why?
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No!
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Kara!
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You cheated.
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No, I won.
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You had the chance to do the same,
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and you wanted to.
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Do not lie to yourself, Kara.
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This is who we are.
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Aha!
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Check it out, Clark... and others.
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One more down, one more to--
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- Hey!
- It's ours.
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It's clearly orange.
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It's hard to tell.
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Anyone could have made that mistake.
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I wonder how many of our pieces
you may have stolen by mistake.
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- Look, I don't think...
- Are you saying I'm lying?
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I'm suggesting
there may be foul play, yes.
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Hey, let's not--
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You'd only think like that
if you were doing it yourself.
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Okay, Lex, it was an honest mistake,
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but to make everyone feel better,
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why don't I look for pieces with you?
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And Jimmy, you can go with... Jimmy.
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So we can all be sure
everyone's playing fair.
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Deal?
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- Very well.
- Fine.
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All right, Jimmy time! Let's go.
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Just be cool, man.
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So your world seems like a...
interesting place.
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How'd you all end up together?
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No more Superman.
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This one's yours.
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What? Oh, uh, thank you.
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What happened to Superman in your world?
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Mistakes were made.
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I made a mistake.
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And with Superman gone,
we didn't stand a chance
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when the hunger dogs came.
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Everything changed for the worse.
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And we did what we had to.
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Are you helping or what?
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Right, right.
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Okay, that suit is awesome.
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I know, right?
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Kara and Lois can be
so negative sometimes.
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But, hey, if the hunger dogs
hadn't invaded,
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I wouldn't have this sick suit.
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- Uh, the what invaded?
- Always silver linings.
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Sick suit, Lex is good now,
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and we're all as close
as we were before Clark died.
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Clark died?
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Yep, just three best friends.
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We're all doing great.
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That doesn't sound great.
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Everything is exactly the same.
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Well, except...
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I'm a superhero now! Pew, pew. Pew.
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- Right. Right.
- Pew, pew, pew, pew.
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But aren't you upset or worried about--
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Boo! Boo-hoo!
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Working together. Feelings?
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This is boring.
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The girls are done already.
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Release the Hell Hippos.
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The what?
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Do you have the last piece?
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No, do you?
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Looking for this?
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Oh. Yeah.
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There's only one.
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Give it to us.
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We're on your team.
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Team-shmeam.
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It's more fun watching you scream.
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Jimmy, give Lex the piece.
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What? No.
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Jimmy, I'm not Superman.
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I--give it to him or you'll all die!
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No.
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I'm so sorry, Jimmy. I--
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Clark.
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- Are you guys okay?
- What happened to you?
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We almost died.
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Yeah, I know. Us, too.
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Oh, you're fine. Grow up.
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Also, you're losing, losers!
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And another one for Glitzy.
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Good work.
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Do you people even want a universe?
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Mmm, could be worse.
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At least he didn't let
the Hell Hippos get us.
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Hell Hippos? Wait!
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Glitzy also got us away
before the Manticore attacked.
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Why are they saving us?
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Okay, dummies.
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This is a maze.
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All you gotta do this time
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is choose your one true path
and follow it.
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And how do we know which path is right?
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Pick the path you like best.
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Just don't let the trail go cold.
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Okay, bye.
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One day, I will crush him.
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Humanely.
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- Ah!
- Ah!
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Clark!
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Lois.
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Lois.
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What?
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I used to be Superman.
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Who am I now?
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Are you still my path?
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Great, more Lois-es?
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Nope.
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Nah.
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No.
276
00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:13,035
Not seeing any "one true paths" in here.
277
00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:18,015
I remember this.
278
00:14:21,024 --> 00:14:22,058
No.
279
00:14:22,065 --> 00:14:24,028
No, it can't...
280
00:14:25,091 --> 00:14:26,091
No.
281
00:14:30,016 --> 00:14:31,045
This can't be real.
282
00:14:33,016 --> 00:14:33,099
This...
283
00:14:34,008 --> 00:14:35,058
can't be...
284
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,080
I, uh, talked to Flamebird Jimmy.
285
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,097
He's pretending that everything's okay,
286
00:14:44,005 --> 00:14:45,013
that it'll all work out
287
00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:47,018
when it's falling apart in front of him.
288
00:14:48,014 --> 00:14:51,014
Perhaps that is our only path.
289
00:14:51,022 --> 00:14:54,089
No, look, I haven't been
a good friend, Kara.
290
00:14:54,098 --> 00:14:57,015
I haven't been a good anything.
291
00:14:57,023 --> 00:14:58,056
I still think you deserve better.
292
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:01,040
So I am going to be better.
293
00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:03,069
I need to change.
294
00:15:06,024 --> 00:15:07,007
Say that again.
295
00:15:07,016 --> 00:15:08,083
Oh, that I need to change.
296
00:15:08,091 --> 00:15:10,037
And I--I mean it, Kara.
297
00:15:10,045 --> 00:15:12,091
- I know--
- Hush. That is it.
298
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,046
When I saw Scion Kara,
299
00:15:14,054 --> 00:15:16,083
I feared that brainiac was right about me,
300
00:15:16,092 --> 00:15:19,063
that my one true self was like him.
301
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:22,030
But I am not one thing.
302
00:15:22,038 --> 00:15:24,047
We are all creatures of change.
303
00:15:24,055 --> 00:15:26,068
We can become anything.
304
00:15:26,076 --> 00:15:27,068
Jimmy Flamebird,
305
00:15:27,076 --> 00:15:30,064
this game is a trick.
306
00:15:30,072 --> 00:15:34,052
We decide who we are every day.
307
00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:37,002
There is no one true path.
308
00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:39,069
The future is ours to shape.
309
00:15:46,099 --> 00:15:48,070
Wait, what happened?
310
00:15:48,078 --> 00:15:51,003
Anything can happen, Lois Lane.
311
00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:53,012
There is no one true path.
312
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,020
That was the solution all--
313
00:15:54,029 --> 00:15:55,083
- Yea, real moving.
- Hey!
314
00:15:55,091 --> 00:15:57,029
What happened to the other team?
315
00:15:57,037 --> 00:15:58,091
Oh, them?
316
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,038
One could say they missed the mark.
317
00:16:01,046 --> 00:16:03,046
Bunch of drips, huh!
318
00:16:03,055 --> 00:16:04,084
Total wash. Wait, wait!
319
00:16:04,092 --> 00:16:06,034
I got more.
320
00:16:07,055 --> 00:16:08,059
Not so fast.
321
00:16:12,018 --> 00:16:13,051
There's one game left.
322
00:16:15,027 --> 00:16:17,027
And Mama's gonna get that house.
323
00:16:24,019 --> 00:16:26,048
Aw, hamster balls.
324
00:16:26,057 --> 00:16:28,020
Can we keep them?
325
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,095
You always do this.
326
00:16:30,003 --> 00:16:32,057
You get attached, they die, you're sad.
327
00:16:32,066 --> 00:16:35,008
My empathy makes me likable.
328
00:16:35,016 --> 00:16:37,079
First ball through
the obstacle course wins.
329
00:16:37,087 --> 00:16:40,033
- Ready, set--
- Wait!
330
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,005
Things aren't adding up.
331
00:16:42,013 --> 00:16:42,096
She's right.
332
00:16:43,004 --> 00:16:44,021
For example, it hasn't seemed to matter
333
00:16:44,030 --> 00:16:46,093
- who wins the keys...
- As long as they're being won.
334
00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:50,006
Exactly.
Like, why did we both win the first game?
335
00:16:50,013 --> 00:16:51,088
And why do all the keys go
to the same place
336
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,060
no matter who wins them?
337
00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:55,039
And who is that guy?
338
00:16:57,027 --> 00:17:00,057
Beings of your dimension
couldn't possibly understand--
339
00:17:00,065 --> 00:17:01,082
No...
340
00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:03,011
more...
341
00:17:03,019 --> 00:17:04,036
games!
342
00:17:05,011 --> 00:17:07,028
Very well, since you insist.
343
00:17:07,036 --> 00:17:10,070
That structure over there
is the cosmic anvil.
344
00:17:10,078 --> 00:17:13,037
A device that can reshape a universe.
345
00:17:13,045 --> 00:17:15,037
The keys unlock its power.
346
00:17:15,045 --> 00:17:16,054
We needed you lovely mortals
347
00:17:16,062 --> 00:17:18,079
to retrieve the keys because, well...
348
00:17:18,087 --> 00:17:20,016
There's a curse
349
00:17:20,025 --> 00:17:23,046
that prevents certain immortals
from unlocking it.
350
00:17:23,054 --> 00:17:26,021
- Okay? Happy now?
- No!
351
00:17:26,030 --> 00:17:27,072
That's why we've been doing all this?
352
00:17:30,038 --> 00:17:32,001
How about some incentive?
353
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,068
The winners get to reshape their universe
354
00:17:34,076 --> 00:17:37,051
however they want!
355
00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:39,027
Fun Lois, lean in.
356
00:17:39,035 --> 00:17:41,044
You could pick whatever future you want.
357
00:17:41,052 --> 00:17:45,044
Clark, you could get your powers back.
Mm, mm?
358
00:17:45,052 --> 00:17:47,002
You could bring Clark back.
359
00:17:47,011 --> 00:17:48,049
Don't you mean Superman?
360
00:17:48,057 --> 00:17:49,040
No.
361
00:17:49,049 --> 00:17:52,083
Superman losing his powers was...
difficult.
362
00:17:52,091 --> 00:17:56,004
But when we lost Clark, we lost...
everything.
363
00:17:58,054 --> 00:18:01,000
Okay, let's play.
364
00:18:01,008 --> 00:18:02,054
Wait, guys, we--we--
365
00:18:02,062 --> 00:18:05,012
we can't just trust Mxy
to deliver on these promises.
366
00:18:05,021 --> 00:18:08,021
Maybe the reward is worth the risk.
367
00:18:08,030 --> 00:18:09,080
Well, what is the risk?
368
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,030
What happens to the losers?
369
00:18:11,038 --> 00:18:15,097
The losers get turned into a gift
for my beloved wife.
370
00:18:16,005 --> 00:18:18,072
Maybe a Ficus. Huh.
371
00:18:18,081 --> 00:18:20,077
Beloved wife?
372
00:18:20,085 --> 00:18:22,069
Okay, you got us.
373
00:18:22,077 --> 00:18:25,044
This is a date, not a divorce.
374
00:18:25,052 --> 00:18:29,077
Just some good old fashioned role play
to spice things up.
375
00:18:29,086 --> 00:18:31,074
Oh, we do have fun.
376
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:34,078
So what do you say?
377
00:18:34,086 --> 00:18:36,019
We can't play their game.
378
00:18:36,028 --> 00:18:38,016
Don't listen to Team Ficus.
379
00:18:38,024 --> 00:18:39,070
They're just afraid to lose.
380
00:18:39,079 --> 00:18:42,025
Look, I've dealt with Mxy before,
381
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,041
and if he unlocks that thing,
382
00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:45,050
whatever he's gonna do with it
will not be good.
383
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,071
What do you mean, "Dealt with him before"?
384
00:18:47,079 --> 00:18:51,034
Uh, what interest would
an immortal have in a reporter?
385
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,042
No offense.
386
00:18:55,018 --> 00:18:56,097
What is, uh...
387
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,026
I--I don't understand.
388
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,097
It--it's...
389
00:19:02,006 --> 00:19:03,002
you.
390
00:19:03,081 --> 00:19:06,010
Did everyone know this but me?
391
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:07,065
- Yes, hello.
- Yeah.
392
00:19:10,002 --> 00:19:12,061
I regret not listening to Superman when...
393
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:14,007
When I had the chance.
394
00:19:14,015 --> 00:19:16,015
I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice.
395
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:24,063
Hey, play now or I'll give you
something to regret.
396
00:19:25,075 --> 00:19:27,009
We aren't playing.
397
00:19:27,017 --> 00:19:31,030
Let me get this through your thick skulls!
398
00:19:31,038 --> 00:19:36,030
Defy me, and I will crush you
like the bugs you are.
399
00:19:36,038 --> 00:19:39,051
Play or die!
400
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:41,060
Well, then we die.
401
00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:43,081
- Clark, what are you doing?
- Yeah, buddy.
402
00:19:43,089 --> 00:19:45,018
Go ahead, Mxy.
403
00:19:45,027 --> 00:19:47,065
There's nothing stopping you, right?
404
00:19:52,073 --> 00:19:57,069
The hour has come
and the contest has no victor.
405
00:19:57,078 --> 00:20:01,003
My seal remains unbroken.
406
00:20:01,012 --> 00:20:03,041
Farewell, champions!
407
00:20:03,049 --> 00:20:04,083
Burn in hell, Mxy.
408
00:20:04,091 --> 00:20:07,058
- Oh, no!
- No!
409
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,021
I do not understand.
410
00:20:11,029 --> 00:20:13,021
Those were hourglasses...
411
00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:15,018
showing how much time
was left in the game.
412
00:20:15,026 --> 00:20:18,064
- And you knew it was game over.
- Game over.
413
00:20:18,072 --> 00:20:21,026
Not bad for a bumbling, useless,
414
00:20:21,035 --> 00:20:23,044
nearsighted reporter, huh, Mxy?
415
00:20:23,051 --> 00:20:26,051
No, my anvil!
416
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:31,052
Why do you people always ruin everything?
417
00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:34,003
Why, why, why, why?
418
00:20:34,011 --> 00:20:36,074
Ugh. Oh, in front of the mortals?
419
00:20:36,082 --> 00:20:38,078
I can't watch this. I'm out.
420
00:20:38,086 --> 00:20:40,028
Glitzy, wait!
421
00:20:40,036 --> 00:20:41,074
It was just role play, baby.
422
00:20:41,082 --> 00:20:44,007
Baby, it was just role play.
423
00:20:44,016 --> 00:20:45,037
I--
424
00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:47,012
Hey, you never answered my question.
425
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:48,037
Who is that guy?
426
00:20:50,008 --> 00:20:52,012
A sore loser.
427
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,063
Whoa!
428
00:20:56,067 --> 00:20:59,017
Oh, my sweet tailored suit.
429
00:21:09,014 --> 00:21:11,056
Oh. Uh, hey, there, stranger.
430
00:21:12,056 --> 00:21:13,073
Fancy meeting you here.
431
00:21:13,081 --> 00:21:16,094
Yeah. I decided to wake up
a little earlier, clear my head.
432
00:21:17,003 --> 00:21:19,095
Same. I knew there was
a reason we were together.
433
00:21:20,003 --> 00:21:23,091
Yeah, I think, uh,
I actually feel better now than before.
434
00:21:23,099 --> 00:21:25,066
Whatever that was.
435
00:21:25,074 --> 00:21:28,095
I think I'm starting to like Clark Kent.
436
00:21:29,004 --> 00:21:30,046
Maybe he's enough.
437
00:21:30,054 --> 00:21:31,063
Of course he is.
438
00:21:34,034 --> 00:21:35,017
But how are you?
439
00:21:35,025 --> 00:21:38,013
I'm... kinda shaken, honestly.
440
00:21:38,021 --> 00:21:40,075
I thought I knew
what our future was gonna be.
441
00:21:40,084 --> 00:21:43,009
But now it feels like we can't keep up.
442
00:21:43,018 --> 00:21:46,077
Like we keep fighting
against these terrible futures.
443
00:21:46,085 --> 00:21:48,048
They're not terrible, Lois.
444
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:49,090
They're just...
445
00:21:57,007 --> 00:21:58,032
Different.
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