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- Hey.
-Hey.
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Where's Michael?
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- He up yet?
- No.
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He got home really late last night. That's, like, the third time this week.
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I think he might have a girlfriend.
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I'm not a good mother.
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Well, look, I'm serious. It's not impossible.
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He's seen the way I am around women.
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He can't help but have picked up on some of it.
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I guess it's possible. You never know with Michael.
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He's really good at keeping his emotions to himself.
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I am the man who will fight for your honor...
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but that is Peter Cetera, the voice of modern love.
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Like a knight in shining armor from a long time ago.
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Michael, Michael, what, what is, what's going on with you?
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Okay, I met someone.
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- He met someone!
- Hey...
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- And it's a woman.
- It's a woman! Hey!
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I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys, but it's early.
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I've only gone out with her a couple of times.
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When can I meet her?
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No, I don't want to overwhelm her, Mom.
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I won't overwhelm her. She'll love me.
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I'm a cool mom. I even got a tattoo on my ass that says so.
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When can I meet her?
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Maybe we can schedule that little meetting when hell freezes over.
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Dude, you have a girlfriend. It already did.
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Synchro: Jeanswey
Transcript: RaceMan
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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How come you're not laying out by the Jacuzzi?
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Oh, there's this creepy teenager who's always staring at me out there.
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But he's not around today, so what's the point?
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Have, uh, have you seen Alex?
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Yeah, for, like, a second. She seemed really busy.
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Yeah. I think that's how she's handling the divorce.
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Keeping herself distracted with all these projects
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like cleaning the garage, scrubbing the hot tub.
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The other day she offered to make me a pair of boots.
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Oh, say yes.
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They smell weird, but man, are they comfortable.
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Well, I think it's great she's keeping busy.
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After my divorce, I was so depressed, it was all I could do to finish 11th grade.
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Hey, guys.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- What's wrong?
- Ran out of projects.
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Hey, you still haven't made me those boots.
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I didn't know if you were a seven or an eight so I made both.
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Ooh! Man, that batch smells even worse.
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Uh, Alex, are you okay?
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Yeah, I just think this divorce thing is finally getting to me.
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It just feels like I'll never be happy again.
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Yes, you will. We'll help you.
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Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I'll take you to this comedy club I went last week.
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This guy was talking about how when white people make toast,
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they're all, "butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter!"
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I don't get it.
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I didn't get it either,
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but everyone else at the club was laughing, so I figured, "What the hell?"
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Now you get off Powder Mountain and you never come back.
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Joey, you're talking to a wolf. I don't know what you want me to do.
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Huh, growl?
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Okay. Grr.
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Come on. Give me something.
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Grr!
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Hey, whoa! The scene's not all about you.
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So I, I got you a little something, you know, for today.
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Oh, what's today?
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Oh, it's no big deal. It's just sort of our one-month anniversary.
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I know. Happy anniversary!
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Oh...
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Oh, my God! You got the card with the baby in the sunglasses, too?
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Yeah! From the liquor store down on the corner?
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Uh-uh, yeah.
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It was eitheer this or that weird Garfield condoleance card.
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I know!
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I love this. We both cared enough to remember the day,
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but we're both too lazy to buy a thoughtful present.
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"To the sweetest guy I know.
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"You're so special to me, and I'm so happy I have you in my life." Aw...
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"You're hot."
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I mean that.
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I got to get to work.
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- What are you doing today?
- Some more head shots.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I know you hate doing those.
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It's just the only work I've been getting since I moved here, you know?
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Except for this Spanish-language milk ad,
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which is the most pornographic work I've ever done.
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Wow, she really likes milk.
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It's so frustrating.
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I tell you what.
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If you're this unhappy, maybe I can, uh,
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talk to my agent and see if we can find you some better work.
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- Yeah? You'd do that?
- Hey, you're my girl.
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Mmm. Thank you. That'd be great.
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By the way, I think you're hot, too.
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Could have said it in the card, that's all I'm saying.
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Did Alex's boots stain your feet black?
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Yeah. It's awesome. I don't have to wear dress socks anymore.
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Okay, sweetie, I'll call you later.
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Okay, well, you hang up first, though.
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No, you do it.
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No, you!
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Okay, on three.
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One, two, three.
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I didn't hang up either.
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Hello?
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Mom, would it be okay if we celebrated Mother's Day at dinner instead of brunch?
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Why?
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Just 'cause, uh, Lorraine invited me over for brunch with her family.
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Why can't we all go to brunch together?
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I don't know.
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Actually, Michael, that might not be a bad idea.
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Introduce her to your mom now while she still thinks everything you do is cute.
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Yeah, you do it later, it could be a real deal-breaker.
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So true; loose cannon.
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Okay, fine, you're going to have to meet her eventually.
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Just promise me you'll be nice, polite and respectful.
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How about I promise not to use the "F" word?
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That's a good deal. I would take that deal.
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Hey.
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Joey! Aw, it's good to see you.
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I'm one day into my new life of sobriety.
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And it feels great.
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Hey, I need a favor.
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Oh, the pressure! Oh!
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Okay, listen, my girlfriend is an amazing photographer,
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and she's looking for more interesting work,
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and I thought maybe you would know someone.
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Oh, sure.
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My brother, he works at Newsweek.
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I'm sure he could fix her up with a job like that.
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Okay. Bobbie, if you don't want to help me, fine, all right?
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But you don't have to be sarcastic.
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I wasn't being sarcastic. This is how I talk.
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My brother works at Newsweek!
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I'll give him a call.
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Okay. Well, that'd be great.
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I mean, I really, I really like this girl.
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We're having an amazing time together.
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That's sounds great.
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The most important thing to me is that your personal life is going well.
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Oh, thank you.
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That time I was being sarcastic.
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Hey, Alex, I heard about your divorce.
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I'm really sorry.
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Oh, thanks, Howard.
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Uh, so I was thinking since we're both single, maybe you and I could...
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Oh, god, is this my future?
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That's not a no! Okay!
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Alex, come in here.
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I have got a tape that is guaranteed to cheer you up.
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What is it?
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It's an after-school special starring Joey Tribbiani
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as a Russian exchange student having a hard time fitting in.
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Melissa, will you go to prom with me?
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Sorry, Boris, but you just don't fit in.
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Wait, wait, it gets better. This is where his accent turns to French.
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Why are you so rude to me?
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- Aw, come on.
- I'm sorry.
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- Maybe I'm a lost cause.
- No, you're not.
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Okay, look, I have to go to brunch with Michael's girlfriend,
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but when I get back, I promise I will find something to snap you out of this.
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Michael's got a girlfriend?
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Yeah, I'm meeting her for the first time.
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He's starting a relationship?
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I'm going to die alone!
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Hey, Howard likes you.
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I am so excited to meet Lorraine.
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She is real, right? We're not at some random person's house?
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Yes, she's real.
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- Hey, Michael!
- Hi.
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Come on in.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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It's so nice to meet you, Lorraine.
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Oh, no, I'm not Lorraine. I'm Tanya.
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I'm sorry, I didn't know Lorraine had a sister.
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No, no, no, Mom, Tanya's Lorraine's daughter.
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- Hey, you.
- Hi.
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Oh, hello. You must be Gina.
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You must be kidding.
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Well, hello there, gorgeous.
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Hi.
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I went to that Newsweek interview that your agent set me up with.
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Thank you so much.
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Hey, come on. You're Joey Tribbiani's girlfriend. There are some perks.
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I can also get you Clippers tickets if you want,
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if you give me a couple months notice and don't care what team they're playing.
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Joey, they offered me a job.
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Oh, my God! That's so awesome!
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Hey! All right!
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Might I suggest we celebrate with a game of eerotic hide and go seek?
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A hint:
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I will be on the bed, and I will be naked. Good luck.
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Wait.
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The job's in Washington, D.C.
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They want me to move in a week.
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But, Sara...
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you're hot.
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Washington D.C.?
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I can't believe this is happening now.
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We've been having such a good time.
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I know, the timing's terrible. But it's such a huge opportunity.
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I mean, it would be like if you got a chance to work with...
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- Who's your favorite actor?
- Sir Anthony Hopkins.
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The Rock.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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Things might be different if we were further along in our relationship,
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but we don't know where this is going.
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Do we?
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Do you?
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No, I don't.
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Look, I don't want to be the guy who stands in the way of your career.
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So, what are we gonna ?
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I guess you should take this job.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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What do we do until I leave?
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The more time we spend together, the sadder it's gonna get.
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We could have a long, drawn-out good-bye
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or we could do the smart thing and end it now.
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Long drawn-out good-bye it is.
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I'm going to go get started on brunch.
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Can I get you a coffee?
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Yes, a vodka would be great.
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You know, I love your purse. It's very hip.
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I could never pull something off like that. It's too young for me.
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Worried about the purse, are you, Lorraine?
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Mom.
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I'm sorry.
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So, how did you two meet?
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Well, I manage the bookstore at CalTech
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Gand I noticed Michael coming around a lot, even on Saturday nights.
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So I started to suspect that he was coming for something other than books.
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I was wrong.
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But a connection was made and here we are.
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We have so much in common. I'm so very happy to have found Michael.
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And I'm very happy for you.
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After all, all the best men of your generation were lost to war.
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Okay. Uh, Mom...
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No, Michael, it's all right, really.
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Gina, I know why my age might make you feel uncomfortable.
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But Michael and I have a really nice time.
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We go to museums, we take nature walks.
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We watch Cagney and Lacey reruns together.
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How's that vodka coming, Tanya?!
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Bobbie, you got my girlfriend a job in Washington D.C.?!
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I can't believe you. What were you thinking?
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That's what you wanted. To get rid of her.
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No! I don't want her to move. I really like her. I told you that.
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I got to be honest.
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I probably only listen to half the things you say to me.
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Then I just say stuff to keep the conversation moving.
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What? Are you serious?!
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That sounds great. Let's do it.
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I can't believe you were so rude to Lorraine.
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I thought I was very respectful.
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You asked her if she was in the movie Cocoon.
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You look me in the eye and tell me she doesn't look like Jessica Tandy.
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She's 45, Mom! God.
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She's old.
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That's what's wrong with her.
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Boy, I didn't see that one coming.
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You know, I slept with a woman twice my age once.
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She was one of my teachers. I got an "A" in that class.
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That's how they caught her.
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I'm not sleeping with her.
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Besides, what does it matter how old Lorraine is-- I like her.
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What's wrong with women your own age?
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They're so immature. They don't know what they want.
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They're always playing these games.
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You know, with Lorraine, I get to skip all that.
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She knows who she is. She doesn't have time for any of that nonsense.
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That's because she's going to die soon.
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Hey, Joey, I'm looking for something to cheer Alex up.
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Do you still have that singing plastic fish?
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That was supposed to sing?
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It scared the hell out of me. I smashed it with a hammer.
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I was really counting on that fish.
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Oh, don't worry. Just go downstairs, check your email.
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I sent you a video of a cat going to town on this dude's crotch.
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Hey, are you okay? You've been up here all day.
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Just bummed about Sarah.
283
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I can't believe I'm losing her to a stupid magazine.
284
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Joey, why don't you just ask Sara to stay?
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I can't do that. We're not far enough into this thing.
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Well, why don't you move the relationship forward?
287
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Like how? Ask her to move in or something?
288
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No, not that. That's too big.
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But have you told her that you love her?
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No.
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I mean, I've only said that to a woman once before,
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and it blew up in my face.
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We were living together.
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She was pregnant with my best friend's baby, and she ended up with him.
295
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Yeah, that did blow up in your face.
296
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Joey, the only thing that matters is do you love Sara?
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I don't know.
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Maybe. I think so.
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Boy, if it was me, I'd roll the dice and say it.
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If not, you're always going to wonder if saying it would have kept her here.
301
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Maybe you're right.
302
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Look, I know I don't tell you this often,
303
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but it's really nice to have someone here I can share my feelings with.
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It means a lot to me.
305
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You can't tell Sara you love her,
306
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but this vagina monologue just pours out of you?
307
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Good talk.
308
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Michael, what are you doing here? Oh, I really wish you'd called.
309
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Why? You got another man over here or something?
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Michael...
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What? You do?
312
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We make out, and it's just on to the next young stud.
313
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Baby, the hot tub is cooling off.
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- Professor Brightwiser.
- Hello, Michael.
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So, what? You think you can just move in on my girlfriend, huh?
316
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Well, this is, uh, this is awkward.
317
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Well, I hope it won't affect your decision to be my research assistant.
318
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If by "assisting" you mean falsifying data to justify your half-baked thesis, then sure, sign me up.
319
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Michael, please!
320
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There's no need to attack anyone's data.
321
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Spencer, can you give us a minute?
322
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- Of course.
- Okay.
323
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Lorraine... what's going on?
324
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I guess I should have told you about Spencer, but
325
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I thought that you knew that what you and I had,
326
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that it could never be that serious.
327
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Why not?
328
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Because I'm a lot older than you.
329
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I mean, I'm older than your mother.
330
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It's not your fault my mom was a slutty teen.
331
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I'm sorry, Michael. I love being with you.
332
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But if you want a serious relationship,
333
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then you need to be with someone your own age.
334
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So I'll see you at the bookstore?
335
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I think I'll take my business elsewhre.
336
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We're having a sale on physics textbooks.
337
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I'll see you Monday morning.
338
00:16:53,226 --> 00:16:55,043
Okay, there's no way this is not gonna make you laugh.
339
00:16:55,649 --> 00:16:56,671
For the fifth day in a row,
340
00:16:56,823 --> 00:16:58,602
that angry squirrel has kept Howard from getting to his car.
341
00:16:59,473 --> 00:17:05,114
Oh, Gina, I appreciate this, but you can't force me to be happy.
342
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When I'm ready to laugh again, I will.
343
00:17:09,317 --> 00:17:10,869
- Hey.
- Hey.
344
00:17:12,346 --> 00:17:14,618
Well... Lorraine dumped me.
345
00:17:15,261 --> 00:17:16,284
Oh, my God. What happened?
346
00:17:17,382 --> 00:17:18,252
She's seeing another man.
347
00:17:18,896 --> 00:17:21,433
Oh, honey. I know you thought if you dated someone who was more mature,
348
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,818
you'd get to skip the hard parts, but you can't.
349
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Even with a woman who's 45.
350
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You're dating a 45-year-old woman?
351
00:17:30,747 --> 00:17:33,473
I was, until she started seeing Professor Brightwiser.
352
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Professor Brightwiser?
353
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- How old is he?
- I don't know, 65, 70.
354
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Yeah, you laugh, but Professor Brightwiser gets all the women.
355
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Ever since he got his hip replaced, he's been unstoppable.
356
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,132
Oh, that's perfect.
357
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I'm not gonna die alone. I have you.
358
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- Sara.
- Hi.
359
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Okay, look...
360
00:18:07,624 --> 00:18:09,972
I have something to tell you, and it's...
361
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,940
it's not the kind of thing that's easy for me to say, so...
362
00:18:18,188 --> 00:18:19,361
I know you want this job,
363
00:18:20,497 --> 00:18:22,731
and I don't know if this is going to change anything.
364
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:24,965
Before you go,
365
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I want you to know that
366
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I may be falling in...
367
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I am... falling.
368
00:18:32,537 --> 00:18:33,332
I mean...
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- I...
- I love you too.
370
00:18:41,473 --> 00:18:43,176
- You do?
- Yeah.
371
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That feels nice.
372
00:18:49,499 --> 00:18:50,370
This is so awesome.
373
00:18:50,938 --> 00:18:51,733
So you're going to stay?
374
00:18:55,254 --> 00:18:55,974
You're not.
375
00:18:57,109 --> 00:18:59,419
Is it because I didn't actually say it? Because I can get there, I swear.
376
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:03,243
Oh God! God, this is so confusing.
377
00:19:03,887 --> 00:19:08,847
I mean, I love you. And you love me. And I want to stay with you, but this job...
378
00:19:09,377 --> 00:19:12,898
God, it's just, it is the kind of work that I've always wanted to do, you know?
379
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,343
I mean... I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
380
00:19:16,873 --> 00:19:17,668
Move in with me.
381
00:19:19,145 --> 00:19:19,599
What?
382
00:19:19,902 --> 00:19:20,849
Yeah, you want to know where this is going?
383
00:19:20,962 --> 00:19:22,704
That's where it's going-- move in with me.
384
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,218
Joey, that's huge.
385
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:25,771
Uh-uh.
386
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