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So, today's the day.
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Eric's moving out.
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- Oh, wow. Are you okay?
- Yeah, actually.
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I think the separation thing is gonna be good.
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What does this mean? Are you guys gonna, like, date other people?
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Ooh, 'cause if you do, I got a great guy for you--
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E.J. He's a security guard at work.
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He lives with his mom.
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but they live on a boat.
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Joey, we're not seeing other people.
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This is time for us to work on our relationship.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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If E.J. doesn't find a girl soon, I think he's gonna kill his mom.
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So, I, uh...
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I guess this is good-bye for now, huh?
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Uh, I guess so.
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Man.
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Is that thing on his back a gun?
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No.
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This is the right thing, and it's just temporary.
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And, uh, it's exactly what we need, you know. A little distance.
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That's it?
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So what was with the big, dramatic good-bye?
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Yeah.
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Well, I know he's close, but my husband and I are separating. That's huge.
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Yeah, you're right. I can see that. I'm sorry.
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Yeah. I mean, he may not seem very far,
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but in my heart, he's a million miles away.
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Alex?
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Oh, God. You scared the crap out of me!
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Oh, hey, allow the gentleman to help the lady.
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Why, thank you.
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You know, I developed those pictures I took of you.
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They turned out great.
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There's one in particular I want to show you.
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Oh. Is it the nude one?
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We didn't take any nude photos.
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Oh, sorry. That's right. I had two photo shoots that day.
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Hey, you, uh... you want to go see a movie tonight?
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Oh, I would love to, but I have that...
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Oh right. Dinner with Rick.
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Yeah. I am looking forward to our date Tuesday, though.
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Yeah, yeah, me, too. I guess I'll just see you then.
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Okay.
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Oh, hey, you got, uh, two bars of soap in there.
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- Go ahead, take one.
- Oh, you rock.
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Okay, which would you rather do--
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go to the movies with me
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or make dinner for some boring dude?
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You're right. Michael, you are on your own.
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Me and Joey are going to the movies.
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No. No, Gina. Sara's still dating that Rick guy.
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God, it really bothers me.
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Joey, just tell her how you feel.
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No. I'll come off l needy and emotional. Women hate that.
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No. Actually, I beg to differ.
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You see, I told this girl Annabelle
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that she wasn't giving me what I needed emotionally,
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and she really appreciated my honesty, you know.
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Unfortunately, she's been gone every weekend for the last six months, but
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when she gets back...
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...two hearts
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beating as one.
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I'm gonna go check to see if her e-mail account is still on the fritz.
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He's gonna invent something, make lots of money. Then the women will come.
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So, what am I gonna do about Sara?
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Why don't you show her such a good time that she forgets all about the other guy?
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Ooh. Okay, I can do that, yeah.
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I'll, uh, send her flowers, ask her about work.
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I'll do all the stuff that ugly guys have to do.
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Hello.
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Hey, Glen.
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Yeah. Hey, Gina, Glen's on the phone for you.
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Uh, she's not here right now.
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Yes, I did just say, "Hey, Gina."
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Because I call everybody Gina.
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Look, I'll have her call you. All right. Bye-bye, Gina.
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What was that?
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Well, I didn't want to involve you since he's your assistant,
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but things just haven't been working out for us.
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Why? He such a nice guy.
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I know! He's too nice!
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I mean, you now what it's like to be with someone
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who asks permission to talk dirty to you?
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"May I ask you who your daddy is?"
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Okay. So what, you're gonna break up with him?
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Every time I bring the subject up, he just looks at me with those big eyes.
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He's just so into me.
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You know, if he finds out that I'm not that into him,
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it's just gonna kill him.
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I wish there was something else I could blame it on.
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Well, you know what always works for me.
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I am not gonna tell him I'm moving to some made-up country.
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Hey, there's always room for one more person in Bishkadoo.
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Flowers.
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They're beautiful.
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Yeah? I thought you might like them.
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And at the flower shop,
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they were also selling these really cute, heart-shaped balloons.
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Yeah, might have been a little much.
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That's what I thought, yeah.
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Mm.
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And I also made you a CD with a bunch of songs I thought you might like.
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Oh.
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Yeah. Some Sinatra, Marvin Gaye.
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And the last track is a Jerky Boys prank call.
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I'll warn you now,
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make sure you're not drinking anything when you listen to it.
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It will come out your nose.
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Wow. I love a bunch of these songs.
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Well, I'm not surprised. I know you, Sara.
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So, what's for dinner?
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Well, I've kept it nice and simple. I've made a great salad.
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I'm kidding. I made meat loaf. I know you, too.
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That could have gotten ugly.
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Ooh. Wow.
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Boy, if your meat loaf is as good as it looks,
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you may just be the perfect woman.
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Well, if you're willing to tell me that that's good meat loaf,
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you may be the perfect man.
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You know, I was thinking, maybe after we had our meat loaf,
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I could show you my bedroom.
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Ooh. Maybe we just skip the meat loaf,
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and head in there right now.
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Knowing how much food means to you, that's very flattering.
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Or maybe we bring the meat loaf into the bedroom.
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Okay.
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- Morning.
- Hey.
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Are you just getting home from your date?
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Yup. We spent our first night together.
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So, the flowers and everything worked, huh? No more Rick?
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I feel pretty confident that Rick is out of the picture.
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I'm gonna go take a nap.
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I didn't get much sleep last night, if you know what I mean.
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Why? Were you worried about something?
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- No, we...
- I know. Give me five.
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- Hi.
- Oh, my God!
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Oh, I thought you were a girl I left up here by mistake.
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It has happened.
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I know it's weird that I'm in your bedroom,
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but being separated from Eric, I just..
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Hey, hey, hey, it's not weird.
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You're hurting.
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You've come to me for erotic comfort.
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- Joey, ew!
- Ew?!
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Ew you!
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Well, then, what are you doing up here?
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I can see into Eric's apartment from your window.
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This separation thing was a lot harder than I expected,
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and so, I was kind of spying on him.
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What? Why?
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This girl from his orchestra called and left a message
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that she was coming over to meet him today.
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She's a cellist.
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Hey, hey, Alex, let's not bring race into this.
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Look, Alex, I think you're making a big deal out of nothing,
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and also, you don't want to start spying.
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Start spying?
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I've been doing this since seventh grade.
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My boyfriend cheated on me.
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Do you know any other 12-year-old girls with German military binoculars?
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So, have you spied on Eric before?
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No.
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According to my surveillance log,
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I haven't done it at all since college.
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Ah, Trevor. You said you weren't gay.
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"Man in park" would disagree.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I'm just grabbing some food for Alex.
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She is in your bedroom already?
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- Looking for erotic comfort?
- That's what I thought!
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No, she's up there spying on her husband.
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Oh.
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I like her more and more.
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Oh, Sara dropped this off for you.
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Oh.
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That's Glen.
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He kept calling, so I decided to bite the bullet and break up with him.
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Would you mind answering it,
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and maybe sticking around in case things get a little rough?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Look, Glen, we need to talk.
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- Have a seat.
- Okay.
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Glen, you... you truly are a nice guy.
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But things just aren't working out.
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I knew something was wrong. I knew it.
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And now I'm getting the "nice guy" speech.
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Wow! Even... even though I felt this was coming, it still hurts.
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Oh, no, not the big eyes. Don't do this.
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What do you expect?
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You don't think I know what "nice" means? It's code for "boring."
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I make you sick, and I put you to sleep at the same time.
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No, Glen, I don't want you to feel bad.
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How could I not feel bad?! You hate me.
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No, I can't have you thinking that.
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Well, you're breaking up with me.
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If you don't hate me, what is it?
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Well, it's, uh, uh...
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Oh, hey, guys.
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Michael-- he hates you.
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What? I barely talk to him.
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Yeah, and he noticed that.
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I'm sorry, I just can't be with a guy who gets between me and my son.
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Okay. Well, maybe if I...
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No. I already thought of that. It'll never work.
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Oh.
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Sara gave me one of her photographs.
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Now every time I look at it, I'll think of her.
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Isn't it beautiful?
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It's a picture of you.
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Yeah, I know.
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Those eyes just burn into you, don't they?
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Oh, I'm sorry. God.
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I shouldn't be talking about Sara.
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Why not?
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Because I'm not being sensitive.
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I mean, our relationships are in very different places.
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Mine is...
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And yours is...
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Thanks for being so sensitive.
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Hey, it's who we are.
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Ooh. Here comes cello girl.
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Oh, no.
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She's a lot prettier than I thought she'd be.
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Let me take a look.
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Wow.
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That is not what I thought a cello was.
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Oh my God, there's Eric letting her in.
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They shook hands!
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Oh, get a room!
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Alex, stop. Enough spying. I can't believe you're doing this.
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Oh, hey, there's Sara. Who's that guy she's with?
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Give me those.
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She's still dating Rick?
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What about our special night?
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She just kissed him.
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I can't believe she's kissing Rick.
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Even though it's not technically related to me,
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may I still put it in my log?
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God, I thought Sara and I had reached a new place.
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How could she do this?
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Well, aren't you seeing other people, too?
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Well, technically, but I haven't been with anyone since I met her.
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You know what?
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That's the problem.
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I'm just sitting around while she's doing stuff.
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If she's going to have a date tonight, then so am I.
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It's already 8:00. Are you gonna to be able to find anyone to go out with?
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Give me a letter.
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"H"?
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Hey, Heather, it's Joey.
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Yup. Nope. Okay.
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She's coming over.
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Come in.
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Hey.
258
00:12:11,584 --> 00:12:12,786
Oh, hey, Glen. Joey's upstairs.
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Oh, no, actually, I'm here to talk to you, buddy.
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Do you have a math problem, or...?
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No. I was just...
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you know, I was just thinking, and
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you and I haven't really got to know each other,
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so I thought maybe we could go do something fun.
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Like what?
266
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If we left right now, we could make it to Disneyland before it closes.
267
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Disneyland?
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Does my mom know about this?
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No.
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Can I go on Space Mountain?
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Sure.
272
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Will you buy me cotton candy?
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As much as you want.
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Congratulations, Glen. You may take me to Disneyland.
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Blonde girl approaching. Ten meters from door.
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Thank you.
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- Five meters!
- I got it, Alex!
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Hey, Heather. Thanks for coming by.
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What's, uh... What's with the uniform?
280
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Oh, well, I came straight from work.
281
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But this is a date.
282
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I thought you'd wear something a little more sexy,
283
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A little less "no payments on a new flat screen till 2006."
284
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You know, we actually have a deal now...
285
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Heather, Heather, no, no...
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Joey. Remember Rick.
287
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Yeah.
288
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Yeah. We're just on our way out.
289
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Oh, yeah. This is my date, Heather.
290
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You can't tell, but she actually has great body under that uniform.
291
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You want to show her your belly button ring?
292
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No? Whatever you're comfortable with.
293
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Well, what are you guys doing?
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Going to a movie.
295
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Huh. That's all?
296
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We're going to a movie and dinner.
297
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Well, we'll probably get drinks.
298
00:13:40,812 --> 00:13:42,254
Well, we'll probably get drunk.
299
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Great! Have a great time.
300
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Oh, we will.
301
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Have fun drinking in moderation.
302
00:13:53,352 --> 00:13:53,913
Yeah.
303
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Thanks so much, Glenn.
304
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:57,519
Oh. Anytime, buddy, anytime.
305
00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:00,003
What's going on? What are you guys doing together?
306
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:01,806
Oh, I wanted to get a little closer to Michael
307
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so I took him to Disneyland.
308
00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:06,895
Uh... I thought we agreed to boycott that place.
309
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,017
Mom, for the last time,
310
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they don't serve beer to anyone there. It's not just you, okay?
311
00:14:11,943 --> 00:14:14,467
Besides, if me and my new friend Glen want to go to a theme park,
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we'll go to a theme park.
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Or a planetarium, right? Tuesday, see you there?
314
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I'll be there.
315
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Alright, you got it.
316
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No, no, no.
317
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You got it!
318
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I can't do this.
319
00:14:26,607 --> 00:14:27,449
What?
320
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,572
Look, Gina, I really wanted this to work,
321
00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:32,297
but I can't spend another second with Mr. Wizard.
322
00:14:32,978 --> 00:14:36,143
I mean, who goes on a roller coaster and talk about parabolic velocity?
323
00:14:36,864 --> 00:14:38,066
And, evidently,
324
00:14:38,146 --> 00:14:41,472
if a real mouse had a head and ears that big, its neck would snap.
325
00:14:44,156 --> 00:14:46,160
So. I'm really sorry, but...
326
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this is really over.
327
00:14:49,245 --> 00:14:50,807
Oh, God, I hear him coming-- I gotta go.
328
00:14:53,732 --> 00:14:55,575
So, Mom... that's funny.
329
00:14:56,056 --> 00:14:57,899
I was right about what I was saying to Glen before.
330
00:14:58,019 --> 00:15:00,824
Turns out the actual pirates of the Caribbean, like, in real life
331
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,707
would not have been chasing women around,
332
00:15:02,787 --> 00:15:06,473
because they were, like, family men with religious backgrounds.
333
00:15:08,196 --> 00:15:10,400
I have never loved you more.
334
00:15:13,926 --> 00:15:15,288
Alex, you in here?
335
00:15:17,772 --> 00:15:18,533
Who's Alex?
336
00:15:18,693 --> 00:15:22,380
Uh, just a small woman who stays in my room sometimes. It's fine.
337
00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:26,106
So... welcome to my bedroom.
338
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,708
You'll find bottled water on your left,
339
00:15:28,269 --> 00:15:29,992
blankets and pillows for your convenience.
340
00:15:30,473 --> 00:15:33,718
And our flight time is scheduled for three hours and 20 minutes.
341
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,004
Joey, I've heard your speech before.
342
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:40,089
Oh, good, then I don't have to show you where the exits are.
343
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:53,391
All right, can you just... give me one second, okay?
344
00:15:53,511 --> 00:15:54,112
Okay.
345
00:15:56,115 --> 00:15:58,479
Oh, that is such a cute picture of you. Who took it?
346
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,646
Uh... someone who's so far from my mind,
347
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:04,930
I can hardly remember her name.
348
00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:05,531
Okay...
349
00:16:07,815 --> 00:16:09,778
Now, where were we, Sara?
350
00:16:10,699 --> 00:16:12,543
Wait, did you just call me "Sara"?
351
00:16:13,464 --> 00:16:15,628
Oh, do you not like that, Heather?
352
00:16:17,831 --> 00:16:19,314
Actually, no, I don't.
353
00:16:20,996 --> 00:16:23,000
What is going on here? Do you not want to do this?
354
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,364
I do. I don't.
355
00:16:25,404 --> 00:16:26,405
I do. I can't.
356
00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:27,968
- I'm done.
- I'll bet.
357
00:16:30,652 --> 00:16:31,935
Go talk to Sara.
358
00:16:34,098 --> 00:16:35,140
Will you stop doing that?!
359
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:36,101
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
360
00:16:36,222 --> 00:16:37,864
I heard you coming, but I didn't want to leave.
361
00:16:38,305 --> 00:16:38,906
I don't understand it.
362
00:16:39,387 --> 00:16:41,430
Sara's out with someone else. Why can't I do that?
363
00:16:42,993 --> 00:16:44,996
I can't take this anymore. I'm going to go talk to her.
364
00:16:45,076 --> 00:16:47,921
Okay, on your way over, could you give Eric's window a quick wipe?
365
00:16:56,936 --> 00:16:57,697
Joey?
366
00:16:57,978 --> 00:16:58,899
I hope you're happy.
367
00:16:59,420 --> 00:16:59,901
Rick.
368
00:17:01,784 --> 00:17:03,627
Thanks to you, my date is ruined.
369
00:17:03,827 --> 00:17:04,428
How?
370
00:17:04,549 --> 00:17:05,710
Because you gave me that picture.
371
00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:08,195
Now every time I look at me, I think of you.
372
00:17:08,916 --> 00:17:12,041
Well, you seemed to be doing an okay job of forgetting about me with stereo girl.
373
00:17:12,121 --> 00:17:14,525
First of all, she is in the television department.
374
00:17:15,687 --> 00:17:17,450
Okay, second, I sent her home.
375
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:21,056
I couldn't enjoy myself with her because you were so in my head.
376
00:17:21,176 --> 00:17:22,218
You think I'm enjoying myself?
377
00:17:22,338 --> 00:17:24,421
You think I enjoy being out with Rick?
378
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,668
Wow. I kind of thought this was going okay.
379
00:17:29,229 --> 00:17:30,952
I made my own guacamole.
380
00:17:32,194 --> 00:17:34,238
Well, if you don't like this guy, then why are you still seeing him?
381
00:17:34,358 --> 00:17:35,800
Because I can't put all my eggs in one basket.
382
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,643
You're not exactly a one-woman kind of guy.
383
00:17:37,763 --> 00:17:39,606
Well, maybe I just hadn't found the right woman.
384
00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:41,490
- You saying I'm it?
- Maybe I am!
385
00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:43,253
That is great, by the way.
386
00:17:44,414 --> 00:17:46,257
Thanks. You know, I'm just going to go.
387
00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:50,064
It's a shame you'll never have my taquitos.
388
00:17:56,555 --> 00:17:58,798
So, what are we saying here?
389
00:18:01,923 --> 00:18:02,965
I guess...
390
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:06,691
we're saying that we want to be together and not see anyone else.
391
00:18:08,094 --> 00:18:09,776
It was less scary when I yelled it.
392
00:18:12,661 --> 00:18:13,462
Well, if we're going to do this,
393
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:14,985
I want to know it's for the right reasons.
394
00:18:15,105 --> 00:18:16,828
And not because you're jealous, but
395
00:18:17,149 --> 00:18:19,152
it's because it's something that you really want.
396
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:23,199
So I think that you should take some time to think about it.
397
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:26,083
Fine.
398
00:18:31,773 --> 00:18:32,814
I will.
399
00:18:41,028 --> 00:18:42,150
I thought about it.
400
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,364
Wow, that really is good guacamole.
401
00:18:59,779 --> 00:19:00,460
Hey.
402
00:19:01,302 --> 00:19:02,944
Yeah, I just came back for my toothbrush.
403
00:19:03,065 --> 00:19:04,186
Is cello girl still in there?
404
00:19:04,427 --> 00:19:04,948
Yeah.
405
00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:07,953
I just had a really good conversation with Sara.
406
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,637
I know. I read your lips. That was beautiful.
407
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,762
I think I'm getting a little delirious.
408
00:19:13,882 --> 00:19:15,966
I saw Chewbacca walking through the courtyard.
409
00:19:16,086 --> 00:19:16,968
That was Michael, honey.
410
00:19:17,128 --> 00:19:18,530
He's going to a convention.
411
00:19:20,654 --> 00:19:21,775
You got to get some sleep.
412
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,739
Look, there is nothing going on over there.
413
00:19:24,139 --> 00:19:24,981
You get some rest.
414
00:19:25,822 --> 00:19:27,745
I'll watch until she leaves, okay?
415
00:19:27,825 --> 00:19:28,266
Okay.
416
00:19:29,148 --> 00:19:30,310
Oh, wait, I got to log out.
417
00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:31,391
I'll do it for you.
418
00:19:31,832 --> 00:19:33,635
That's against procedure, but okay.
419
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:34,356
Oh, okay.
420
00:19:35,305 --> 00:19:41,693
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