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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,870 --> 00:00:06,751 Joey is not back from his date, uh ? 2 00:00:06,831 --> 00:00:10,873 No. I can't believe Donna's telling him her husband wants to get back together. 3 00:00:10,993 --> 00:00:13,674 He's gonna be crushed, so we have to be here to help him. 4 00:00:13,674 --> 00:00:14,555 Oh, of course. 5 00:00:14,675 --> 00:00:17,236 Man, it's just...it's weird for me to think of him as vulnerable. 6 00:00:17,316 --> 00:00:18,797 He's like a superhero to me. 7 00:00:18,877 --> 00:00:21,358 And not just because he always puts on a cape and jumps down the stairs. 8 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:25,240 Hey, how was your date? 9 00:00:25,641 --> 00:00:27,001 So great. 10 00:00:27,601 --> 00:00:29,522 So, you didn't talk about anything? 11 00:00:29,643 --> 00:00:32,244 Oh, we talked about everything-- movies, sports, 12 00:00:32,444 --> 00:00:35,686 those commercials where it seems like Howie Long and Teri Hatcher are married. 13 00:00:37,366 --> 00:00:40,008 - Unbelievable. - I know. What a weird couple. 14 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:43,009 What did she say when you asked her to stay? 15 00:00:43,129 --> 00:00:44,890 Oh, I didn't get around to that. 16 00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:47,171 But after tonight, I think she might want to. 17 00:00:50,973 --> 00:00:54,695 Listen, Joey... there something I have to tell you about Donna, 18 00:00:54,735 --> 00:00:56,816 something she should've told you already. 19 00:00:58,017 --> 00:01:00,218 Oh, my God, we're related?! 20 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:05,180 Why so many cousins?! 21 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:07,662 No. 22 00:01:08,222 --> 00:01:11,344 Ron called her, and he wants to get back together, and she doesn't know what to do. 23 00:01:12,304 --> 00:01:12,944 What? 24 00:01:13,665 --> 00:01:14,825 I'm sorry. 25 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:19,188 Wow. I can't believe this. This sucks. 26 00:01:19,588 --> 00:01:22,109 There's no way I stand a chance against Ron. 27 00:01:22,229 --> 00:01:24,110 They have years together. 28 00:01:24,630 --> 00:01:26,031 Joey, wait. 29 00:01:26,631 --> 00:01:29,193 If you really want this, you have to fight for her. 30 00:01:29,313 --> 00:01:31,034 You have to pull out all the stops. 31 00:01:31,434 --> 00:01:33,395 I've never had to fight for a girl before. 32 00:01:34,035 --> 00:01:35,716 I guess I've seen people do it in movies, 33 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:39,478 but I can't just make Donna choose me by winning the Super Bowl with the help of a talking dolphin! 34 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:45,481 I swear, we have 500 channels, and all you watch is HBO Family? 35 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:52,364 Joey, look, you have the advantage. 36 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:53,725 You're here and he's not. 37 00:01:53,965 --> 00:01:56,486 It's true, you know? This is your chance. 38 00:01:57,927 --> 00:02:00,328 Yeah, you're right. I can do this. 39 00:02:00,649 --> 00:02:02,369 I'm gonna fight for her, and I'm gonna win. 40 00:02:03,650 --> 00:02:05,571 - No, you don't need your cape. - Right. 41 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:13,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 42 00:02:43,310 --> 00:02:44,431 Hey, Joey. 43 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:47,992 Look, uh, Gina told me about Ron. 44 00:02:48,033 --> 00:02:49,073 We need to talk. 45 00:02:49,193 --> 00:02:52,355 Oh, I hate talking. Wouldn't you rather make out? 46 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:56,797 Look, I like the way you deal with problems, but... this is serious. 47 00:02:58,038 --> 00:03:01,519 Joey, I'm sorry, I'm just so confused. 48 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,080 Well, I'm not. 49 00:03:03,961 --> 00:03:06,882 Okay? And I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make this work. 50 00:03:07,402 --> 00:03:09,443 But I need you to decide what you want. 51 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:13,005 Now, it's obvious how I feel, but you have to figure out how you feel. 52 00:03:14,406 --> 00:03:17,127 I've only been on the receiving end of that speech, 53 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:19,969 so if you want advice on what to do now, 54 00:03:20,769 --> 00:03:23,611 I like to pretend I see someone stealing my car and just run out the door. 55 00:03:25,491 --> 00:03:27,172 I just feel so torn. 56 00:03:27,212 --> 00:03:29,213 Ron and I have a lot of history, 57 00:03:29,253 --> 00:03:31,935 but on the other hand, things haven't been good with him for a long time. 58 00:03:32,015 --> 00:03:34,896 And I feel like things could be great with you, but I don't know. 59 00:03:35,016 --> 00:03:35,697 Then give me a week. 60 00:03:36,457 --> 00:03:37,938 Okay? Let me show you what this could be. 61 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:41,019 Let me prove to you that you should be with me instead of Ron. 62 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,701 I don't know if I should make him wait that long. 63 00:03:43,781 --> 00:03:45,822 - I told him about you, and he flipped out. - So what? 64 00:03:46,822 --> 00:03:48,423 You deserve to be happy. 65 00:03:48,703 --> 00:03:50,504 Let me try to make you happy. 66 00:03:53,346 --> 00:03:56,267 - Okay, I'll give you a week. - Great. 67 00:03:58,028 --> 00:03:59,389 All right, I'm gonna go plan it. 68 00:03:59,429 --> 00:04:01,230 What are your three favorite things? 69 00:04:01,350 --> 00:04:04,671 - Food, sex, watching TV. - See ya, Ron! 70 00:04:10,634 --> 00:04:11,675 Hey, Michael. 71 00:04:11,995 --> 00:04:13,996 I'm trying to plan this romantic week with Donna. 72 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:16,437 Do you know any nice bed-and-breakfasts in the area? 73 00:04:16,717 --> 00:04:18,078 Uh, actually, yes. 74 00:04:18,278 --> 00:04:19,959 Mom and I went to a great one in Santa Barbara. 75 00:04:19,999 --> 00:04:22,000 They thought we were a couple, they put rose petals on our beds-- 76 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,641 it was pretty disturbing. 77 00:04:24,962 --> 00:04:26,002 Hey, guys. 78 00:04:26,082 --> 00:04:27,643 So you called my friend about your computer, huh? 79 00:04:27,723 --> 00:04:29,924 Yes. He came by yesterday. Thank you very much. 80 00:04:30,084 --> 00:04:31,165 What was wrong with it? 81 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:33,686 Her Unix kernel couldn't read command line prompts anymore 82 00:04:33,726 --> 00:04:36,487 because the frontside bus had stopped communicating with the memory cache. 83 00:04:39,049 --> 00:04:42,050 I just love that a guy I'm related to says crap like that. 84 00:04:43,171 --> 00:04:44,651 Anyway, he totally fixed my computer. 85 00:04:44,692 --> 00:04:46,973 And the best part is, he didn't even charge me for it. 86 00:04:47,133 --> 00:04:49,294 - Yeah, that figures. - What do you mean? 87 00:04:49,374 --> 00:04:51,535 Well, you're a hot girl. Hot girls get stuff for free. 88 00:04:51,575 --> 00:04:53,456 Yeah, it's true. It's in the Constitution. 89 00:04:54,697 --> 00:04:58,018 Look, I know what I am. I'm not a hot girl. I'm cute. 90 00:04:58,058 --> 00:04:59,379 You're a hot girl who doesn't know she's hot. 91 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:00,820 Joey was telling me about those. 92 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:03,741 No, I know hot girls. My sister is one of them. 93 00:05:03,821 --> 00:05:06,943 "The even hotter sister"-- one of four ways a girl doesn't realize she's hot. 94 00:05:07,063 --> 00:05:10,985 Along with, "went to a girls' school," "used to be fat," and "is blind." 95 00:05:14,587 --> 00:05:16,708 You have learned well, young Michael. 96 00:05:17,948 --> 00:05:21,030 Okay, well, say what you want, but that is not why he didn't charge me. 97 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:22,671 People don't see me that way. 98 00:05:22,751 --> 00:05:24,992 - You ever get a speeding ticket? - No. 99 00:05:25,152 --> 00:05:26,553 - Hot girl. - Hot girl. 100 00:05:28,033 --> 00:05:32,276 No, that's because I talk my way out of tickets, using my intelligence. 101 00:05:35,997 --> 00:05:37,958 I'm not a hot girl. 102 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,361 I am not a hot girl! 103 00:05:42,441 --> 00:05:44,002 I am. What do you need? 104 00:05:45,962 --> 00:05:48,444 Great. Okay, Gina, you're the perfect person to talk to. 105 00:05:48,524 --> 00:05:51,885 I have one week to convince Donna that she should be with me instead of Ron, 106 00:05:51,966 --> 00:05:54,167 and I'm trying to come up with stuff that she might be into. 107 00:05:54,367 --> 00:05:57,088 Uh... just give her what any woman would like. 108 00:05:57,168 --> 00:06:00,170 Take her away to a nice hotel. Buy her flowers. 109 00:06:00,410 --> 00:06:03,611 - Take her to a fancy dinner. - Great, great. What else? 110 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:06,013 Um, there's a cool exhibit at the Museum of Natu... 111 00:06:09,935 --> 00:06:11,255 Hey, you know where you should take her? 112 00:06:11,295 --> 00:06:13,817 Michael and I went to this great bed-and-breakfast in Santa Barbara. 113 00:06:13,897 --> 00:06:17,058 They thought we were a couple, they put rose petals on the bed.It was amazing! 114 00:06:18,819 --> 00:06:20,540 You guys should do that again. 115 00:06:28,624 --> 00:06:30,945 Hey, Howard. Yard sale, huh? 116 00:06:31,065 --> 00:06:33,426 Yup. Got to make way for the new Howard. 117 00:06:33,467 --> 00:06:36,988 I'm on Atkins, I joined a coed softball league, so look out, world! 118 00:06:38,829 --> 00:06:40,190 Everything must go. 119 00:06:40,590 --> 00:06:41,871 Except my chair. 120 00:06:42,351 --> 00:06:43,872 I got to have a place to sit. 121 00:06:44,512 --> 00:06:46,113 On account of the gout. 122 00:06:48,554 --> 00:06:50,155 So, broken, huh? 123 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:53,116 You know, I could probably salvage the motion sensor from this. 124 00:06:53,237 --> 00:06:54,077 But 50 bucks? 125 00:06:54,237 --> 00:06:56,638 - It cost a lot more than that. - Yeah, but it's broken. 126 00:06:56,838 --> 00:06:58,599 - How about $20? - I don't think so. 127 00:06:58,679 --> 00:06:59,600 All right, how about $30? 128 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,721 How about you stop hogging Joey all the time?! 129 00:07:06,723 --> 00:07:08,124 Hey, hot girl. More free stuff? 130 00:07:08,284 --> 00:07:09,845 No, I paid for this. 131 00:07:09,925 --> 00:07:13,727 And, look, I know you think that "hot girl" is a compliment, but I don't. 132 00:07:13,807 --> 00:07:16,168 You should see my sister and the stuff she gets away with. 133 00:07:16,288 --> 00:07:18,729 When she wants something, she puts on this little act. 134 00:07:18,970 --> 00:07:24,532 "Oh, What a cute doggie.I wish I had enoughmoney to buy him." 135 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:27,534 - Oh, you like him? - I love him. 136 00:07:27,774 --> 00:07:30,255 - I love you. - Take it. 137 00:07:32,216 --> 00:07:32,897 What? 138 00:07:33,097 --> 00:07:33,737 He's yours. 139 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:36,979 So you're just giving this to me because... 140 00:07:37,059 --> 00:07:39,020 Yeah. Because. 141 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:45,463 - I am a hot girl! -I told you. 142 00:07:45,503 --> 00:07:46,664 Oh, that's so cool! 143 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:49,865 Oh, great, hog her now, too! Come on! 144 00:07:56,028 --> 00:07:58,870 Okay, I'm all set for Santa Barbara. 145 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:01,551 Now, while I'm gone, don't you do anything I wouldn't do. 146 00:08:01,631 --> 00:08:03,672 - You mean read? - Exactly. 147 00:08:05,273 --> 00:08:07,114 So, what do you have planned for Donna? 148 00:08:07,194 --> 00:08:09,395 Uh, we're going for a hot air balloon ride, 149 00:08:09,515 --> 00:08:12,357 wine tasting, and then horseback riding on the beach. 150 00:08:12,517 --> 00:08:14,237 Oh, that sounds perfect. 151 00:08:14,398 --> 00:08:16,479 We never did anything like that! 152 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,241 You, uh, you think she'll like it? 153 00:08:21,361 --> 00:08:24,323 Oh, honey, if she doesn't, I'll talk some sense into her. 154 00:08:24,443 --> 00:08:27,564 No, no, no, you stay out of it. I don't want you going crazy on her. 155 00:08:27,644 --> 00:08:28,565 Why do you think I'd do that? 156 00:08:28,685 --> 00:08:31,766 Please. You're the only person I know who's banned for life from two K-Marts. 157 00:08:31,846 --> 00:08:33,727 I do not respect their return policy! 158 00:08:34,888 --> 00:08:36,489 All right, I'm gonna go pick up Donna. 159 00:08:36,609 --> 00:08:37,769 I am so excited. 160 00:08:37,849 --> 00:08:41,371 I just want this to work so badly. I want her to forget alabout Ron. 161 00:08:41,451 --> 00:08:44,093 Oh, Joey, don't worry about him-- he's 3,000 miles away. 162 00:08:44,493 --> 00:08:45,773 Yeah, you're right. 163 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:48,575 Donna, open up. It's Ron! 164 00:08:49,815 --> 00:08:52,177 If he's 3,000 miles away, he's loud. 165 00:08:57,179 --> 00:08:58,820 Ron, what are you doing here? 166 00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:00,541 I'm taking Donna back to New York. 167 00:09:00,661 --> 00:09:03,582 And while I'm at it, I thought I'd beat the crap out of Joey Tribbiani! 168 00:09:04,023 --> 00:09:05,744 What do you think of that, Joey? 169 00:09:08,905 --> 00:09:11,426 - Um, actually... - Kick his ass, Joe! 170 00:09:16,829 --> 00:09:19,591 Uh, look, i'm not Joey, ok? He's Joey 171 00:09:19,951 --> 00:09:22,112 Damnit, it's never the skinny guy ! 172 00:09:23,472 --> 00:09:26,194 Listen, I came here to get Donna, I'm not going back without her. 173 00:09:26,314 --> 00:09:26,994 Now, where is she? 174 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,115 - She's not staying here. She's... - Gone. Yeah. 175 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,276 She said it was over between us. 176 00:09:35,399 --> 00:09:37,119 What, she just took off? 177 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,721 I guess I could try to call her. Can I use your phone? 178 00:09:39,841 --> 00:09:41,842 Yeah, yeah, sure. Whatever you need, buddy. Here. 179 00:09:42,042 --> 00:09:44,003 You, uh, you want some privacy? 180 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,804 Yeah, that'd be great. 181 00:09:46,844 --> 00:09:47,885 What are you doing? 182 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:49,125 You said you wanted me to fight for her? 183 00:09:49,165 --> 00:09:50,286 Okay, I'm fighting for her. 184 00:09:50,406 --> 00:09:51,927 But you just lied to that guy. 185 00:09:52,007 --> 00:09:55,129 - That's wrong. - Michael!You embarrass me. 186 00:09:56,649 --> 00:09:59,171 Look, Ron's had five years to prove they should be together. 187 00:09:59,251 --> 00:10:00,811 All I want is my one week. 188 00:10:00,971 --> 00:10:03,012 And if I have to be crafty, okay, then I will. 189 00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:05,054 Then why'd you give him the phone and let him call her? 190 00:10:05,174 --> 00:10:06,814 'Cause I suck at crafts! 191 00:10:09,016 --> 00:10:10,576 Okay, we can't let them talk. What do I do? 192 00:10:12,177 --> 00:10:15,939 Gina, I'm not gonna strangle him with the phone cord.Oh, I get it, okay, got it. 193 00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:18,740 All right, so what are you gonna do? 194 00:10:18,861 --> 00:10:21,422 Well, uh, okay, I'm just gonna take her away, like I planned, right? 195 00:10:21,462 --> 00:10:22,823 She doesn't even need to know he was here. 196 00:10:22,943 --> 00:10:25,384 You go get Donna. I'll take care of Ron. I'll make sure he doesn't get in your way. 197 00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:28,065 Okay, you think you can keep him in the dark the whole time I'm gone? 198 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,907 I tried calling, but the phone went dead. 199 00:10:30,947 --> 00:10:32,387 Oh, th-there was an earthquake. 200 00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:34,188 All the phone lines in the city are down. 201 00:10:34,308 --> 00:10:35,269 Really? 202 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,070 Ooh, wait. 203 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,191 Was that an aftershock? 204 00:10:39,831 --> 00:10:41,792 - Think I can handle it. - You'll be okay. All right. 205 00:10:46,394 --> 00:10:47,955 Oh, how about this place for our next trip? 206 00:10:48,035 --> 00:10:50,236 Nestled in the heart of wine country. 207 00:10:50,396 --> 00:10:54,519 Private hot tubs, fireplace in every room, a lovers' paradise. 208 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,921 What? Get a girlfriend, and I'll stop doing this. 209 00:11:01,482 --> 00:11:04,323 Hey. I got a free muffin at the coffee shop. 210 00:11:04,444 --> 00:11:05,724 See, what did I tell you? 211 00:11:05,804 --> 00:11:09,686 Hey, Mom, Alex has discovered that as an attractive woman she can get stuff from people. 212 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,848 Yeah, now I've got Howard moving boxes down to storage for me. 213 00:11:14,689 --> 00:11:16,290 This one's really heavy. 214 00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:20,732 This is so exciting. 215 00:11:21,052 --> 00:11:23,413 Wait, all you're having Howard do is move stuff for you? 216 00:11:23,733 --> 00:11:25,574 You could do a lot better than that, believe me. 217 00:11:25,654 --> 00:11:27,175 What kind of stuff have you gotten? 218 00:11:27,415 --> 00:11:30,337 Oh, free drinks, flight upgrades, concert tickets. 219 00:11:30,417 --> 00:11:32,778 Piano lessons, SAT prep courses. 220 00:11:33,378 --> 00:11:36,580 Wow! A free muffin is, like, nothing. 221 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,581 I guess I should think bigger. 222 00:11:38,821 --> 00:11:40,782 You'd better, 'cause when you're on your deathbed, 223 00:11:40,902 --> 00:11:45,064 you don't want to look back at your life and say, "I wish I had more free stuff." 224 00:11:47,345 --> 00:11:49,506 Are the earthquakes over? Can I come out now? 225 00:11:49,546 --> 00:11:53,268 No. We'll tell you when. Get back in the closet. 226 00:12:01,953 --> 00:12:07,075 Oh... this place is so romantic. 227 00:12:07,195 --> 00:12:09,797 Don't you love bed and breakfasts? 228 00:12:09,957 --> 00:12:12,478 I've never actually been to one before, which is weird because 229 00:12:12,558 --> 00:12:14,879 beds and breakfasts are my two favorite things. 230 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:19,201 I bet I know what number three is. 231 00:12:20,602 --> 00:12:21,683 Yeah. 232 00:12:23,123 --> 00:12:24,604 Baby tigers. 233 00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:31,728 In the morning, would the lady like a Los Angeles Times or a New York Times? 234 00:12:31,928 --> 00:12:34,249 - Neither. - Excellent choice. 235 00:12:35,169 --> 00:12:36,290 What are you doing? 236 00:12:36,370 --> 00:12:39,292 - I just want to see if anyone called. - No, don't check your phone. 237 00:12:39,372 --> 00:12:43,133 - Why? - Because... we're here to get away from all this stuff. 238 00:12:43,294 --> 00:12:45,615 What's so important that it can't wait a couple of days? 239 00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:48,456 Well, my sister was supposed to have a baby... 240 00:12:48,616 --> 00:12:51,658 Shh... let all those worries just wash away. 241 00:12:52,618 --> 00:12:54,899 Come on, let's have some time just the two of us. 242 00:12:54,979 --> 00:12:56,900 Well, that does sound nice. 243 00:12:59,702 --> 00:13:01,423 This is gonna be so great. 244 00:13:06,465 --> 00:13:09,787 I have so many plans. We're going to go horseback riding, 245 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,428 wine tasting, hot air balloon ride. 246 00:13:12,788 --> 00:13:17,831 See, this is so wonderful. This is why I want to be with you. 247 00:13:17,871 --> 00:13:21,233 - You do? - Well, yeah.Ron would never do anything like this. 248 00:13:21,313 --> 00:13:23,714 He never made an effort to let me know he cared. 249 00:13:23,914 --> 00:13:25,995 You're about the big gestures. 250 00:13:26,115 --> 00:13:29,357 You're fighting for me. He'd never fight for me. 251 00:13:30,838 --> 00:13:32,679 huh. Yeah, um... 252 00:13:32,839 --> 00:13:35,280 But you guys had other problems, right? 253 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,081 I mean, what you had was never really special. 254 00:13:38,241 --> 00:13:41,043 I wouldn't say that.We were married. 255 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:45,365 I may have blacked out for most of my wedding day, but I remember those vows. 256 00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:52,649 If Ron were to do something to show you that he cared, like, 257 00:13:53,129 --> 00:13:56,971 I don't know, fly cross-country and beg you to come back, would that make a difference? 258 00:13:57,091 --> 00:13:59,132 It doesn't matter. He'd never do that. 259 00:14:01,973 --> 00:14:03,694 Okay, look, Donna. I, uh... 260 00:14:05,175 --> 00:14:06,456 I have to tell you something. 261 00:14:06,576 --> 00:14:07,416 What? 262 00:14:07,696 --> 00:14:09,857 You know how you said it was great that I brought you here 263 00:14:09,937 --> 00:14:11,978 and that Ron wouldn't do this kind of thing? 264 00:14:12,058 --> 00:14:14,300 Well, that's not entirely true. 265 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:17,101 You didn't really bring me here? 266 00:14:20,143 --> 00:14:22,424 Oh, God, I'm gonna miss you so much. 267 00:14:27,226 --> 00:14:30,028 Oh, hey, I wanted to tell you that I took your advice 268 00:14:30,068 --> 00:14:32,749 about taking it to the next level with the whole "hot" thing. 269 00:14:33,069 --> 00:14:34,550 Oh, yeah? Good for you. 270 00:14:34,630 --> 00:14:37,151 Yeah, there are men in our apartment right now working. 271 00:14:37,431 --> 00:14:40,633 And I'm working "it" right back, if you know what I mean. 272 00:14:41,713 --> 00:14:43,234 Do you know what you mean? 273 00:14:44,235 --> 00:14:46,876 "It" is my butt, maybe? 274 00:14:47,476 --> 00:14:49,357 Sure, why not? 275 00:14:50,398 --> 00:14:52,399 - Oh, no. - What? 276 00:14:52,719 --> 00:14:56,121 This is a bill from that guy who fixed my computer the other day. 277 00:14:56,201 --> 00:15:00,443 He charged me $80. Oh, I knew it. I'm not hot, I'm just cute. 278 00:15:00,723 --> 00:15:03,044 Oh, my God, I think I stole that muffin. 279 00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:09,367 Oh, hang on a second. This does not mean you are not hot. 280 00:15:09,447 --> 00:15:12,089 It just means you're not $80 hot. 281 00:15:12,129 --> 00:15:14,890 What about the guys in there? That's a lot more than $80. 282 00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:17,732 What are you having them do? A stereo system. In-wall. 283 00:15:18,132 --> 00:15:19,493 Sub-woofer? 284 00:15:21,574 --> 00:15:23,094 I'll take care of this. 285 00:15:28,697 --> 00:15:30,018 I rock. 286 00:15:30,098 --> 00:15:34,660 I just got Blondie a new stereo system at cost with free installation, 287 00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:37,542 plus a trade discount...from a gay dude. 288 00:15:40,143 --> 00:15:43,265 Hey, it's Joey and Donna. Wait a minute... 289 00:15:45,826 --> 00:15:47,587 She was with you the whole time? 290 00:15:47,707 --> 00:15:48,987 Look, I know you're mad at me. 291 00:15:49,027 --> 00:15:51,309 And you probably want to kick Michael's ass. 292 00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:56,471 But I'm trying to do the right thing, okay? 293 00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:00,593 And I think you two should be together. 294 00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:03,195 So why don't you guys talk? 295 00:16:08,197 --> 00:16:10,478 So what do you have to say to me? 296 00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:13,560 I don't know, what do you have to say to me? 297 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,441 I don't know, what do you have to say to me? 298 00:16:15,481 --> 00:16:16,321 I don't know, what do you... 299 00:16:16,361 --> 00:16:17,802 Okay, okay... 300 00:16:18,883 --> 00:16:20,363 I don't want to speak for Donna, 301 00:16:20,403 --> 00:16:22,885 but I really want this night to be over, 302 00:16:22,925 --> 00:16:24,686 so, Ron... 303 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,566 Donna loves you. 304 00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:28,848 When we were driving over here, she told me that 305 00:16:28,848 --> 00:16:31,569 you understood her better than anyone in the whole world. 306 00:16:32,009 --> 00:16:34,731 And that she wants to spend the rest of her life with you... 307 00:16:35,011 --> 00:16:36,091 her soul mate. 308 00:16:37,492 --> 00:16:39,653 That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me. 309 00:16:41,694 --> 00:16:45,096 Donna... this guy has so much passion for you 310 00:16:45,136 --> 00:16:48,057 that he flew all the way across the country to say he loves you 311 00:16:48,578 --> 00:16:50,899 and that he's not going back to New York without you. 312 00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,940 I've never heard you talk like this before. 313 00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,782 Okay. So, I got you started. 314 00:16:57,822 --> 00:16:59,383 You guys can take it from here. 315 00:17:04,706 --> 00:17:06,787 I miss doin' you so much. 316 00:17:11,309 --> 00:17:14,231 - Really? - Okay, let's call it a night. 317 00:17:16,031 --> 00:17:17,512 Bye, Gina. 318 00:17:17,672 --> 00:17:19,233 Take care. 319 00:17:22,755 --> 00:17:25,836 - And, Joey... - Hey, it's okay. 320 00:17:25,997 --> 00:17:27,837 No, I need to say this. 321 00:17:27,998 --> 00:17:29,318 I just... 322 00:17:30,999 --> 00:17:32,680 It was real, you know... 323 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,361 I know. It was great. 324 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:41,404 And in another time, another place, it could have been something more. 325 00:17:58,293 --> 00:18:01,294 I've never been the smartest person in the room before. 326 00:18:03,295 --> 00:18:04,976 That's a lot of work. 327 00:18:08,658 --> 00:18:10,139 I am so sorry, honey. 328 00:18:10,699 --> 00:18:13,020 That couldn't have been easy. 329 00:18:13,861 --> 00:18:15,462 It wasn't. It just hurts so much. 330 00:18:16,422 --> 00:18:19,464 Well, if it makes you feel any better, it could be worse. 331 00:18:19,704 --> 00:18:22,665 Once at this hi-tech conference, me getting rejected by a girl 332 00:18:22,745 --> 00:18:25,347 was accidentally broadcast to lecture halls on four continents. 333 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,709 I feel like I've seen that. 334 00:18:29,789 --> 00:18:31,310 It's been going around the Internet. 335 00:18:33,511 --> 00:18:36,312 - I'm so sorry it didn't work out. - Me, too. 336 00:18:36,952 --> 00:18:41,595 It was just nice having someone to take care of and do nice things for. 337 00:18:42,475 --> 00:18:44,076 - Yeah? - Yeah. 338 00:18:44,196 --> 00:18:47,118 I mean, usually with me it's "How little can I do?" 339 00:18:47,238 --> 00:18:49,359 and "How fast can I move on to the next thing?" 340 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,441 Maybe I'll try a little more of this. 341 00:18:54,841 --> 00:18:56,362 Want me to fix you up with someone? 342 00:18:56,682 --> 00:18:59,884 Uh, no. I think I've had enough of your friends for a while. 343 00:19:00,644 --> 00:19:02,605 You want me to fix you up with someone? 344 00:19:07,928 --> 00:19:09,009 Thanks, Michael. 345 00:19:18,854 --> 00:19:20,374 - Hey. - Hey. 346 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:21,455 How you doing? 347 00:19:22,656 --> 00:19:24,496 Eh. I'm working on an audition for tomorrow... 348 00:19:24,777 --> 00:19:27,458 Maybe i could use all this heartache and stuff and ... 349 00:19:27,858 --> 00:19:30,379 you know, make my performance more powerful. 350 00:19:30,459 --> 00:19:31,580 Check it out : 351 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:35,782 "Oh, boy, spicy saucages, Mama mia !" 352 00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:40,104 I'm sorry you got left alone this weekend. 353 00:19:40,184 --> 00:19:42,185 Where are Michael and Gina, anyway? 354 00:19:43,226 --> 00:19:46,788 Oh, this place is just the way I remembered it. 355 00:19:47,628 --> 00:19:50,710 Yep. There are those rose petals. 356 00:19:51,305 --> 00:19:57,670 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 28699

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