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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,855 --> 00:00:03,655 Hey, honey. 2 00:00:04,335 --> 00:00:05,815 I found a box of your stuff in your closet. 3 00:00:05,815 --> 00:00:08,175 You must have forgotten it in your big boy move. 4 00:00:09,735 --> 00:00:10,575 What do you got there? 5 00:00:10,655 --> 00:00:11,975 I think... Oh. 6 00:00:12,535 --> 00:00:14,535 Wow, look at all the trophies. 7 00:00:14,655 --> 00:00:16,255 I had no idea you were so into sports. 8 00:00:16,655 --> 00:00:17,895 Michael into sports? 9 00:00:18,135 --> 00:00:20,615 -Those are all "Academic Decathlon" trophies. -Yeah. 10 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:24,215 They're actually just bowling trophies with the bowling balls cut off. 11 00:00:24,375 --> 00:00:27,655 Oh, I was wondering why all the smart people stood like this. 12 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:32,215 Oh, check this out. It's a picture of my old decathlon team. 13 00:00:32,655 --> 00:00:34,455 - Wow, that's your team, huh? - Yeah. 14 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:36,975 - That girl's actually kind of cute. - That's me. 15 00:00:40,455 --> 00:00:41,735 I wonder what's on these. 16 00:00:42,095 --> 00:00:44,815 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're just gonna pop a tape in in front of your mom? 17 00:00:44,855 --> 00:00:48,335 Aren't you worried that that might be something... "adult-themed"? 18 00:00:48,575 --> 00:00:51,255 Like, pornography? I'm not into that garbage. 19 00:00:51,615 --> 00:00:53,375 I think the fact that it's so acceptable 20 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:54,935 is a real embarrassment. 21 00:00:56,495 --> 00:00:58,255 I love this guy. 22 00:01:03,975 --> 00:01:06,375 I guess some of your tapes got mixed in with mine. 23 00:01:13,975 --> 00:01:15,015 Mom! 24 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:17,455 Yeah, not much slowed her down. 25 00:01:19,175 --> 00:01:21,135 What?! Back then no one knew that was bad for your baby! 26 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,615 That was 20 years ago, Mom. They totally knew! 27 00:01:24,495 --> 00:01:26,015 It's okay, Michael. It's okay, Michael. 28 00:01:26,055 --> 00:01:29,215 My mom partied when she was pregnant with me, and I turned out pretty, uh... 29 00:01:29,615 --> 00:01:30,775 I, uh... 30 00:01:32,535 --> 00:01:34,255 That's the pigeon that took my sandwich! 31 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:42,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 32 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:17,575 Al, right, the disposal should work now. Flip the switch on. 33 00:02:19,735 --> 00:02:20,855 All right, turn it off. 34 00:02:22,615 --> 00:02:23,975 All right, turn it on. 35 00:02:24,935 --> 00:02:25,815 Turn it off. 36 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,215 Okay, turn it on. 37 00:02:30,255 --> 00:02:31,655 All right, turn it off. 38 00:02:34,695 --> 00:02:35,935 Turn it on. 39 00:02:38,175 --> 00:02:39,175 Turn it off. 40 00:02:42,015 --> 00:02:43,575 Thank you very much for your help. 41 00:02:43,735 --> 00:02:44,935 Oh, Yeah. No problem. 42 00:02:47,975 --> 00:02:49,255 Hey, where have you guys been? 43 00:02:49,495 --> 00:02:50,895 I took Michael underwear shopping. 44 00:02:51,415 --> 00:02:52,775 Are you still wearing those things? 45 00:02:55,655 --> 00:02:56,575 What's the deal with this? 46 00:02:56,695 --> 00:02:59,015 Oh, Alex is fixing the garbage disposal. 47 00:02:59,175 --> 00:03:02,055 My God, that is so strange. From the neck down, I thought you were a boy. 48 00:03:03,255 --> 00:03:05,655 Oh, from the neck down, I thought you were a Hooters waitress. 49 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:08,135 Nice. 50 00:03:08,295 --> 00:03:10,055 Thanks. I thought of it the other day. 51 00:03:12,135 --> 00:03:15,775 You are never going to believe who called me up today. Donna DiGregorio. 52 00:03:16,015 --> 00:03:17,615 She's coming to L.A. It's a last-minute thing. 53 00:03:17,735 --> 00:03:19,895 Donna?! Donna's coming here? 54 00:03:20,615 --> 00:03:23,295 - Why are you talking that way? - What? What way is that? 55 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:26,575 You remember my friend Donna from high school. 56 00:03:26,735 --> 00:03:28,335 He used to have a thing for her. 57 00:03:28,455 --> 00:03:30,135 He'd get all nervous and weird when she was around. 58 00:03:30,175 --> 00:03:30,655 You? 59 00:03:30,695 --> 00:03:31,855 It's true, yeah. 60 00:03:32,015 --> 00:03:34,255 My experience with Donna is the reason I do not 61 00:03:34,295 --> 00:03:36,455 make fun of yow when you get all weird around girls. 62 00:03:36,615 --> 00:03:39,895 - You make fun of me every time. - Come on! You are ridiculous! 63 00:03:41,735 --> 00:03:43,855 We used to have some fun. She taught me a lot. 64 00:03:43,975 --> 00:03:46,175 Hnw to dress, how to drink, how to pick up guys. 65 00:03:46,295 --> 00:03:48,375 Yeah, she's basically the reason you're here. 66 00:03:50,495 --> 00:03:52,295 I can't remember her. What's she like? 67 00:03:52,575 --> 00:03:55,455 She's everything you could ever want in a girl. 68 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:56,655 Pretty? Yes. 69 00:03:56,735 --> 00:03:57,375 Funny? Yes. 70 00:03:57,455 --> 00:03:58,615 Smart? No. 71 00:03:59,735 --> 00:04:00,735 This could be fun, you know? 72 00:04:00,815 --> 00:04:02,775 I was always too afraid to go after her when I was young, 73 00:04:02,815 --> 00:04:04,455 but now that I've come into my own... 74 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:06,735 - She's married. - Stupid monogamy! 75 00:04:16,935 --> 00:04:18,295 Guess who? 76 00:04:18,375 --> 00:04:19,255 Uh... 77 00:04:19,775 --> 00:04:23,735 smells like hair spray, Juicy Fruit gum and tequila... Donna DiGregorio?! 78 00:04:25,815 --> 00:04:26,735 Hey, Donna! 79 00:04:26,815 --> 00:04:29,215 Look at you, little Joey Tribbiani. 80 00:04:29,975 --> 00:04:33,015 You look good. Not that I didn't think you would look good. 81 00:04:33,095 --> 00:04:35,695 I mean, not that I thought about how you would look at all. I mean... 82 00:04:35,855 --> 00:04:38,015 Hold it together. You're semi-famous now. 83 00:04:39,175 --> 00:04:41,695 Can you believe how she looks now? She's a spokesmodel. 84 00:04:41,855 --> 00:04:45,535 "This mattress clings to the contours of my body." 85 00:04:45,935 --> 00:04:49,135 See? All that mattress experience paid off, huh? 86 00:04:50,095 --> 00:04:51,495 I cannot believe you are here! 87 00:04:51,495 --> 00:04:53,415 Come here! Oh, my God! 88 00:04:53,535 --> 00:04:55,735 - And you look so good. - I know! So do you! 89 00:04:55,735 --> 00:04:56,855 I know! 90 00:04:57,855 --> 00:04:59,135 You should have been at the last reunion. 91 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:00,735 Everyone looks like crap. 92 00:05:01,055 --> 00:05:03,375 They've either gotten fat or had weird plastic surgery. 93 00:05:04,575 --> 00:05:05,455 Dumb-asses. 94 00:05:07,855 --> 00:05:10,215 Oh, Alex, hey, this is Donna. Donna, Alex. 95 00:05:10,335 --> 00:05:11,615 Donna is a friend of ours from high school. 96 00:05:11,695 --> 00:05:13,375 Oh, pleased to meet you. 97 00:05:13,415 --> 00:05:14,895 Is this the one you were talking about? 98 00:05:14,975 --> 00:05:18,335 - Yeah. - I see what you mean! 99 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,895 Oh, great, there's two of them now. 100 00:05:22,615 --> 00:05:24,655 Hey, Joey, can I use your phone? 101 00:05:24,695 --> 00:05:25,815 Sure, yeah. 102 00:05:26,175 --> 00:05:27,695 You want to check in with your husband? 103 00:05:27,775 --> 00:05:32,015 Oh, no. I just gave Gina the whole story. I'm getting divnrced. 104 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:37,775 - No! - Yes! 105 00:05:38,135 --> 00:05:39,215 - No! - Why? 106 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:41,135 They just broke up. She's very fragile. 107 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:42,855 I know it's gonna be so easy! 108 00:05:44,455 --> 00:05:47,455 I'm serious. She's in the middle of a divorce. She doesn't need you complicate things. 109 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:49,015 No, Joey. 110 00:05:49,135 --> 00:05:51,935 Donna was one of the few people who stuck by me when I got pregnant. 111 00:05:52,015 --> 00:05:54,135 Now that she's going through a rough time, I would like to help her out. 112 00:05:54,175 --> 00:05:55,455 Her life's messy enough without you. 113 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:57,695 What, you think I'm just going to sleep with her and then lose interest? 114 00:05:57,775 --> 00:06:00,055 No I think you're going to marry her like all the others. 115 00:06:01,215 --> 00:06:03,935 -Come on! -Joey, this is important to me. 116 00:06:04,215 --> 00:06:07,015 There are plenty of other women out there. Just stay away from this one. 117 00:06:07,615 --> 00:06:09,015 Okay, fine. 118 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:10,775 - Promise? - I promise. 119 00:06:10,815 --> 00:06:12,495 - You swear on Grandma's life? - Yes. 120 00:06:12,655 --> 00:06:13,695 - The living one. - Damn it! 121 00:06:15,135 --> 00:06:16,295 Okay. 122 00:06:16,975 --> 00:06:19,335 I forgot to tell work I was leaving town. 123 00:06:19,695 --> 00:06:23,175 I'm supposed to be in a bikini jumping up ant down on a trampoline right now. 124 00:06:24,655 --> 00:06:26,455 - What are you selling? - Blenders. 125 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:29,655 I've got to go get Michael. 126 00:06:29,735 --> 00:06:31,335 You want to come and then we can do some sightseeing? 127 00:06:31,455 --> 00:06:34,655 I think I'd kinda like to hang around here for a while if that's okay. 128 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:35,815 Okay. 129 00:06:36,335 --> 00:06:39,775 You get some sun. And you don't get anything. 130 00:06:44,495 --> 00:06:46,575 You know, I've been following your career. 131 00:06:46,815 --> 00:06:49,135 I guess some people are surprised you're a big success. 132 00:06:49,535 --> 00:06:50,975 Me? I'm shocked. 133 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:53,495 Me, too. 134 00:06:54,895 --> 00:06:57,975 You just always seemed so shaky and nervous around people. 135 00:06:58,495 --> 00:07:03,015 Uh, yeah, I think that might have been more of a Donna-specific behavior. 136 00:07:03,295 --> 00:07:04,215 Why? 137 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,135 - Well... - Oh... 138 00:07:07,295 --> 00:07:09,535 Is that why you used to break dance for me? 139 00:07:17,975 --> 00:07:20,575 Shocking that didn't work, huh? Yeah... 140 00:07:21,535 --> 00:07:25,935 So little Joey Tribbiani liked me. I can't believe I didn't pick up on that. 141 00:07:26,055 --> 00:07:27,055 Oh, I can believe it. 142 00:07:27,095 --> 00:07:29,135 You had a lot of guys fighting for your attention. 143 00:07:29,255 --> 00:07:31,615 You were... something else. 144 00:07:34,975 --> 00:07:37,175 Hey! Miss mattress, you're coming with me. 145 00:07:40,495 --> 00:07:42,095 This is fun sorting through these tapes. 146 00:07:42,135 --> 00:07:43,335 Only one more tape to go. 147 00:07:43,535 --> 00:07:46,295 If this is another spelling bee, I'm going to put a fork in my eye. 148 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:53,135 This is weird. Why is there a tape of kids playing baseball? 149 00:07:53,255 --> 00:07:54,615 Maybe you're out there. 150 00:07:54,895 --> 00:07:56,735 I doubt it. I was awful at sports. 151 00:07:57,175 --> 00:08:00,015 But I also don't like the idea of my mom just videotaping other children. 152 00:08:04,295 --> 00:08:05,575 That's me. 153 00:08:06,415 --> 00:08:07,695 This is weird, you know... 154 00:08:07,775 --> 00:08:09,655 I do kind of remember playing Little League for a while. 155 00:08:10,375 --> 00:08:13,655 God, this is gonna be embarrassing. I don't wanna see this. 156 00:08:13,695 --> 00:08:15,015 No, no, no, no! If you let me watch this, 157 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:18,215 afterwards I'll show you a tape of me doing stand-up. 158 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:20,855 This guy heckles me, and I totally lose it! 159 00:08:21,815 --> 00:08:22,735 Deal. 160 00:08:23,375 --> 00:08:25,815 Okay, guys, back it up! We've got Michael at the plate! 161 00:08:26,095 --> 00:08:27,935 What, even the coach is making fun of me? 162 00:08:32,415 --> 00:08:34,255 Another home run for Michael! 163 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:35,495 Wait a minute. 164 00:08:36,335 --> 00:08:37,815 Was I good at baseball? 165 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:39,295 It sure looks like it. 166 00:08:39,615 --> 00:08:42,615 Why didn't I know that? Why did my mother keep this from me? 167 00:08:42,775 --> 00:08:44,815 Why is that little boy peeing on third base? 168 00:08:46,815 --> 00:08:47,975 - Hey. - Hey. 169 00:08:48,335 --> 00:08:51,455 - Mom, was I good at baseball? - What are you talking about? 170 00:08:51,495 --> 00:08:55,215 Why did you keep this from him? And what did that kid drink? 171 00:08:57,295 --> 00:09:00,535 Okay. You were a good ballplayer, but I pulled you out of it. 172 00:09:00,615 --> 00:09:01,335 Why? 173 00:09:01,455 --> 00:09:02,855 'Cause I didn't want you to get hurt. 174 00:09:02,935 --> 00:09:04,575 I was just trying to protect you. 175 00:09:04,615 --> 00:09:06,175 Joey, tell him I was right. 176 00:09:06,575 --> 00:09:07,615 I don't know, Gina. 177 00:09:07,695 --> 00:09:09,215 I mean, I got hurt all the time when I was a kid. 178 00:09:09,295 --> 00:09:12,775 And, yeah, I've got some scars, but each one taught me an important lesson: 179 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:14,615 Don't touch the stove. 180 00:09:15,135 --> 00:09:17,135 Don't run with scissors in your mouth. 181 00:09:18,175 --> 00:09:20,335 Don't lick the peanut butter off steak knife. 182 00:09:23,135 --> 00:09:24,975 You know, I don't have any scars. 183 00:09:25,055 --> 00:09:27,175 Or body hair. You think that's related to this? 184 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,135 Look, I'm sorry. I don't know what to say. 185 00:09:30,175 --> 00:09:31,895 I'm sorry you don't have any scars. 186 00:09:32,215 --> 00:09:33,455 I guess I was a terrible mother. 187 00:09:33,575 --> 00:09:36,415 No, I'm just saying I missed out on something important. 188 00:09:36,575 --> 00:09:37,855 Well, thank God you moved out. 189 00:09:37,895 --> 00:09:40,735 Now you can play baseball and crack your head open all you want. 190 00:09:42,495 --> 00:09:45,895 Cracking your head open... always stay seated in the roller-coaster. 191 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:58,095 Hi, you must be Michael. I'm your mom's friend, Donna. 192 00:09:58,175 --> 00:09:59,135 Oh. 193 00:09:59,335 --> 00:10:00,135 Hi. 194 00:10:00,415 --> 00:10:03,295 I didn't know you looked... looked... 195 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:06,055 I mean, I had no idea... that, that, that... 196 00:10:06,095 --> 00:10:07,455 Right there with ya, buddy. 197 00:10:08,495 --> 00:10:09,855 N-nice to meet you. 198 00:10:12,455 --> 00:10:13,975 Hey, what are you doing here? 199 00:10:14,575 --> 00:10:17,415 I don't know. I guess I just wanted to come spend some time with you. 200 00:10:18,215 --> 00:10:20,415 - Why? - Why?! 201 00:10:21,135 --> 00:10:22,935 Do you need me to break-dance for you? 202 00:10:24,295 --> 00:10:25,215 Oh. 203 00:10:27,615 --> 00:10:29,935 See, I was out with Gina and I loved being with her, 204 00:10:30,095 --> 00:10:33,655 but we were sitting there talking and for some reason, 205 00:10:33,895 --> 00:10:36,335 I couldn't stop thinking about her little brother 206 00:10:36,775 --> 00:10:38,855 and how nice he'd grown up. 207 00:10:41,335 --> 00:10:43,495 You're touching me. Don't touch me. You can't touch me! 208 00:10:43,575 --> 00:10:44,895 You can't! You can't! You can't! 209 00:10:47,055 --> 00:10:49,015 Wow, that's the first time that's ever happened. 210 00:10:49,335 --> 00:10:50,655 No, no, no, Donna. 211 00:10:50,855 --> 00:10:52,335 I would love to spend more time with you, 212 00:10:52,455 --> 00:10:54,655 but I promised Gina I wouldn't do anything with you. 213 00:10:54,935 --> 00:10:55,935 Why? 214 00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:57,775 She thinks you're in a weird place. 215 00:10:58,535 --> 00:11:00,455 I'm not in a weird place. I'm in your apartment. 216 00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:05,215 Oh, God, you are the perfect amount of dumb! 217 00:11:08,255 --> 00:11:11,455 No, she thinks you're in a weird place in your life with the divorce. 218 00:11:11,815 --> 00:11:13,175 She's afraid you're a little fragile. 219 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,415 Well, it's too bad. 220 00:11:15,895 --> 00:11:17,055 It could have been fun. 221 00:11:17,535 --> 00:11:19,095 We're both very sexy. 222 00:11:23,815 --> 00:11:24,695 It's funny. 223 00:11:25,135 --> 00:11:27,735 You like me and I don't even notice you. 224 00:11:27,935 --> 00:11:30,575 And I want you, and you can't do anything about it. 225 00:11:31,215 --> 00:11:34,735 I guess it's not meant to be. I'll see ya. 226 00:11:45,655 --> 00:11:48,335 Oh, my God, I have wanted to do that for so long. 227 00:11:48,415 --> 00:11:49,415 Me, too! 228 00:11:49,615 --> 00:11:50,135 Really? 229 00:11:50,175 --> 00:11:52,655 Actually, it's only been since this morning, but it's been tough. 230 00:12:01,575 --> 00:12:03,255 God, I can't believe I fell asleep. 231 00:12:03,855 --> 00:12:06,255 You should have woken me up. I've gotta get back to Gina's. 232 00:12:06,535 --> 00:12:09,135 No, last night can't end with you running out the door. 233 00:12:09,175 --> 00:12:10,135 Let me make you a proper breakfast. 234 00:12:10,215 --> 00:12:11,735 Joey, I don't have time for that. 235 00:12:11,775 --> 00:12:14,575 - Come on, how many eggs do you want? - Six. 236 00:12:16,295 --> 00:12:17,295 She's perfect. 237 00:12:20,135 --> 00:12:22,335 So, last night was really fun. 238 00:12:22,655 --> 00:12:25,975 It was, yeah. And not just the part that's supposed to be fun-- 239 00:12:27,135 --> 00:12:29,135 the talking, the sharing. 240 00:12:29,495 --> 00:12:32,815 And I finally get what this cuddling fuss is all about. 241 00:12:34,255 --> 00:12:36,535 I still can't believe this has happened. You... 242 00:12:38,055 --> 00:12:40,175 you are, like, my dream girl. 243 00:12:44,335 --> 00:12:47,055 - Michael? Joey? Open up. - Oh, my God. Gina. 244 00:12:47,815 --> 00:12:48,935 Okay, new plan: 245 00:12:49,015 --> 00:12:52,215 last night ends with you sneaking out the back and rolling down the hill. 246 00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:55,615 - We'll talk later. - Yeah, you got to get out of here. 247 00:12:55,655 --> 00:13:00,775 - What is taking so long? - Uh... I'm, uh... naked. 248 00:13:00,895 --> 00:13:02,415 I'm just covering myself up. 249 00:13:04,215 --> 00:13:05,375 Sorry. 250 00:13:06,215 --> 00:13:07,335 I don't get people like you. 251 00:13:07,415 --> 00:13:09,535 Why do you gotta walk around naked in your house? 252 00:13:09,575 --> 00:13:11,575 Why do you gotta walk around naked in public? 253 00:13:13,015 --> 00:13:14,855 Because I like to make the world smile. 254 00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:18,855 I'm really worried. Donna didn't come home last night. 255 00:13:19,895 --> 00:13:21,055 I'm sure she's fine. 256 00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:23,095 What makes you say that? 257 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:26,175 What makes people say anything, really? I mean... 258 00:13:27,455 --> 00:13:30,775 - Was she here? - Gina, I made a promise. 259 00:13:33,055 --> 00:13:35,495 Only six eggs. This omelet isn't for you. What's going on? 260 00:13:35,495 --> 00:13:36,575 It's for Michael. 261 00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:39,655 - He only takes two eggs. - That skinny little bastard. 262 00:13:41,135 --> 00:13:44,855 All right, look... I know I broke a promise, but I have a good excuse. 263 00:13:44,935 --> 00:13:48,215 - Oh, yeah? What? - She is so hot. 264 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:51,655 - God, you are so unbelievable. - Gina, come on, she's a big girl. 265 00:13:51,695 --> 00:13:53,295 She can make her own decisions. 266 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,535 She can't right now. That's why I didn't want you to mess with her. 267 00:13:55,615 --> 00:13:57,895 I'm not messing with her. I really care about her. 268 00:13:58,055 --> 00:14:00,455 Oh, like you cared about ten of my friends in one month's time? 269 00:14:00,695 --> 00:14:02,655 Ah, yes, October of '89. 270 00:14:05,455 --> 00:14:07,615 - I can't believe you did this. - Wait, wait a minute. 271 00:14:07,735 --> 00:14:09,935 Look, this is different from all those other girls, okay? 272 00:14:10,055 --> 00:14:13,295 I mean, maybe it's because there's a history with Donna, 273 00:14:13,415 --> 00:14:16,775 but yesterday, when I was with her, it was the first time since I've been in L.A. 274 00:14:16,895 --> 00:14:20,255 that I actually... that I actually felt like I was home. 275 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:22,615 Oh, damn it, that's nice. 276 00:14:24,015 --> 00:14:26,255 Look, Gina, I don't want to upset you, okay? 277 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:29,975 But I'm really into Donna. And I want to see her again tonight. 278 00:14:33,175 --> 00:14:35,255 - You treat her right. - I promise. 279 00:14:35,495 --> 00:14:38,135 And not the kind of promise I made before. A real one. 280 00:14:40,855 --> 00:14:43,255 So, you and Donna DiGregorio, huh? 281 00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:47,055 I guess the only friend of mine you haven't been with is Jenny Wagner. 282 00:14:50,775 --> 00:14:53,575 - October of '89? - It was a good month. 283 00:14:59,095 --> 00:15:00,455 Think I'll still be good at this? 284 00:15:00,495 --> 00:15:02,815 It's like having sex on a bicycle. It'll just come back to you. 285 00:15:07,695 --> 00:15:10,255 - How's my swing look? - Like you're good at science. 286 00:15:11,895 --> 00:15:13,815 Okay, try it again. Nice and hard this time. 287 00:15:13,895 --> 00:15:14,775 All right. 288 00:15:15,695 --> 00:15:20,215 Okay, I'm only saying this to be supportive and helpful: Are you kidding? 289 00:15:21,815 --> 00:15:24,255 Just put some quarters in the machine, will you, please? 290 00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:29,815 Oh, shoot, I'm short one. Give me another quarter. 291 00:15:29,855 --> 00:15:31,415 Go in the glove compartment. 292 00:15:32,735 --> 00:15:35,415 What the hell?! I thought you said you needed another quarter. 293 00:15:35,615 --> 00:15:37,655 - For a gum ball. - For a g... aah! 294 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,175 Oh, man. 295 00:15:43,615 --> 00:15:45,815 This is one good gum ball. 296 00:15:46,895 --> 00:15:48,535 Still flavorful, you know. 297 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,735 I mean, when it came out yellow, I was all, like, "What?" 298 00:15:54,015 --> 00:15:55,575 - Hey. - Hey. 299 00:15:56,015 --> 00:15:56,975 What happened to you? 300 00:15:57,055 --> 00:15:58,975 I was attacked by a gang of baseballs. 301 00:16:00,175 --> 00:16:01,215 Oh, so you played? 302 00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,575 Well, I tried. Any talent I had before is now gone. 303 00:16:03,735 --> 00:16:05,055 Long gone. 304 00:16:05,135 --> 00:16:07,455 Look, honey, I'm sorry. 305 00:16:07,615 --> 00:16:10,215 But you were good at a lot of things. I had to make a choice. 306 00:16:10,495 --> 00:16:12,255 You could either be the jock or the smart kid. 307 00:16:12,295 --> 00:16:15,415 And I figured being the smart kid would lead you more places. 308 00:16:15,495 --> 00:16:16,095 She's right. 309 00:16:16,215 --> 00:16:18,135 We actually went to school with a lot of jocks, you know. 310 00:16:18,175 --> 00:16:19,655 And those guys are nowhere now. 311 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,335 Except for the three guys in the NBA. 312 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,055 I just don't see why you had to choose. 313 00:16:24,975 --> 00:16:26,135 Maybe you're right. 314 00:16:26,455 --> 00:16:29,095 But you got to understand, when I made that decision, I was just a kid. 315 00:16:29,415 --> 00:16:32,695 I mean, when you were five, I was 20. That's how old you are now. 316 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:38,535 Well, I mean, if I look at it that way, then I can forgive you for anything. 317 00:16:39,015 --> 00:16:42,735 Good, 'cause I also might have bathed with you longer than was appropriate. 318 00:16:46,175 --> 00:16:47,655 See? You got scars. 319 00:16:47,855 --> 00:16:49,415 On the inside. 320 00:17:01,735 --> 00:17:04,535 it took me three months to grow that, but help yourself. 321 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:08,815 Oh, sorry. I got a big date tonight. 322 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,495 Really? Who with? 323 00:17:10,495 --> 00:17:12,495 - You remember Donna? - Yeah. 324 00:17:12,855 --> 00:17:14,975 Did I see her rolling down the hill this morning? 325 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,055 Oh, look at you. You look so happy. 326 00:17:19,535 --> 00:17:21,375 - Are you in love? - No. 327 00:17:21,455 --> 00:17:22,935 - Are you on the way to being in love? - No. 328 00:17:23,055 --> 00:17:25,055 Are you on the way to "on the way to being in love"? 329 00:17:25,135 --> 00:17:26,495 I think I might be. 330 00:17:28,335 --> 00:17:32,335 Well, you have to understand I had the biggest crushon this girl, you know, 331 00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:33,935 so I really built her up. 332 00:17:34,015 --> 00:17:36,215 And you'd think getting to be with her would be disappointing, 333 00:17:36,495 --> 00:17:39,895 but I got to say, the real girl is even better than the fantasy. 334 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:42,175 But, so, how is this gonna work? Doesn't she live in New York? 335 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:45,295 Yeah, yeah, she said she was toying with the idea of moving out here, 336 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,175 but I don't think it's gonna happen. 337 00:17:47,535 --> 00:17:49,255 Well, you should tell her you want her to stay. 338 00:17:49,575 --> 00:17:50,295 Yeah, you think? 339 00:17:50,415 --> 00:17:52,335 Yeah, when I first met my husband, 340 00:17:52,615 --> 00:17:54,455 we had this great couple of weeks together. 341 00:17:54,495 --> 00:17:56,535 And then I was supposed to leave for a job in Chicago 342 00:17:56,735 --> 00:17:59,775 and he said, "Please don't go. I don't ever want to be apart." 343 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,735 - Oh, that's so sweet. - Yeah. 344 00:18:02,175 --> 00:18:05,015 Then he took out his viola and he played Billy Joel's "She's Always a Woman," 345 00:18:05,175 --> 00:18:07,015 and I had to smile through it like this. 346 00:18:10,015 --> 00:18:13,095 So you think if I ask her, she might stay? 347 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,775 Well, she'd be crazy if she didn't want to. 348 00:18:16,855 --> 00:18:20,295 Because you are one of the last remaining good ones. 349 00:18:20,415 --> 00:18:22,335 - Really? - Yeah. Really. 350 00:18:22,455 --> 00:18:23,095 There. 351 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,375 Oh, thanks. Thanks a lot, Alex. 352 00:18:25,895 --> 00:18:29,135 Say, Alex, you know, if Donna does move out, 353 00:18:29,215 --> 00:18:32,175 maybe you and Gina and her could hang out and be friends. 354 00:18:32,495 --> 00:18:33,575 - Maybe. - Don't Billy Joel smile me. 355 00:18:40,135 --> 00:18:41,095 Here's what I was thinking for tonight. 356 00:18:41,175 --> 00:18:42,415 Thought maybe we could 357 00:18:42,495 --> 00:18:45,615 have dinner at this great little place in Marina Del Rey. 358 00:18:45,655 --> 00:18:46,695 Then after that, 359 00:18:46,775 --> 00:18:49,615 we're going to go to a dessert-only place I heard about in Newport. 360 00:18:49,735 --> 00:18:50,695 And then after that, 361 00:18:50,775 --> 00:18:53,935 I thought maybe we could go for a walk on the beach in Malibu. 362 00:18:54,015 --> 00:18:55,615 That's like five hours of driving. 363 00:18:57,615 --> 00:18:58,495 Really? 364 00:18:58,575 --> 00:19:01,015 Why can't they make maps the size things really are? 365 00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:03,855 All right, uh... 366 00:19:04,295 --> 00:19:06,135 Well, I'm going to go change some of our reservations... 367 00:19:08,575 --> 00:19:10,815 I can't believe you are going out with my brother. 368 00:19:10,855 --> 00:19:11,975 I don't want to get ahead of myself, 369 00:19:12,015 --> 00:19:13,095 but if you guys get married, 370 00:19:13,135 --> 00:19:15,775 you should do it at the Polish Community Center on Queens Boulevard. 371 00:19:15,975 --> 00:19:17,615 It's very classy. 372 00:19:19,335 --> 00:19:21,135 I gotta talk to you about something. 373 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:23,335 - What? You all right? - No. 374 00:19:23,855 --> 00:19:26,615 Gina, I feel really weird talking to you about this, 375 00:19:26,895 --> 00:19:28,975 but I'm confused, and I don't know what to do. 376 00:19:29,055 --> 00:19:30,055 What's the matter? 377 00:19:31,535 --> 00:19:34,295 Ron just called. He wants to get back together. 378 00:19:34,535 --> 00:19:35,575 And what'd you say? 379 00:19:35,615 --> 00:19:38,415 I said I met someone else and I had to think about it. 380 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,495 You're gonna tell Joey, right? 381 00:19:40,855 --> 00:19:42,215 You have to tell him. 382 00:19:43,855 --> 00:19:46,895 Okay, I couldn't change the reservations. So we gotta haul ass. 383 00:19:48,775 --> 00:19:50,495 Are you ready, beautiful? 384 00:19:57,295 --> 00:19:59,495 Aw, Joey... 385 00:20:01,055 --> 00:20:03,335 Those two would have some stupid kids. 386 00:20:04,305 --> 00:20:10,833 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 30559

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