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Hey Mich...
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Are you studying again ?
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You realize how depressing
that is to come home to ?
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Depressing as coming home
to an empty lasagna tray ?
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Touch�, Michael.
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It's just a reminder of the fact
that I have no social life out here.
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I'm the worst dry spell ever.
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My dry spell lasted 20 years but go on.
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I mean, in New York,
if you see a pretty girl,
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you can just walk right up
to her you know.
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But here they're all in cars.
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They go whipping pass me like
a million miles an hour.
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Like today...
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I saw this pretty girl driving toward me.
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So I make a U-turn
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and get a ticket for $800.
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$800 for a U-turn ?
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Yeah !
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We may have been
on a freeway at the time but...
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I just wish I had a regular place
where I could go and meet woman.
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You could go to bars.
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No, I'm getting too old for that.
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Plus I'm not great at telling wether
or not they're gay bars before I go in.
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By the way, if Ramon calls, I am not here.
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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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Joey, come here. Look at this !
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The world is a freaking joke.
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Cargo pants are five minutes ago ?
The world is a freaking joke !
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No, the thing about the celebrity hairstylist.
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I went to cosmetology school
with that girl and she was terrible.
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She burnt way more hair than I did.
And I burnt some hair.
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Now I have to read
about her living the glamourous life
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and rubbing elbows with celebrities.
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That should be me.
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You cut my hair, I'm on TV.
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No offense,
but you're only slightly more famous
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than my client who shot her husband.
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Hello, giant plate of sandwiches !
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- Joey, listen...
- Hey, Michael ! Didn't even see you there.
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Hands off !
These are for my book club tonight.
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Book club here, in my own home ?
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God ! It's like I'm living
at the Playboy Mansion.
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Stay away from the sandwiches.
Watch him, mom.
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I can't believe this.
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It's so upsetting when people
with less talent than you are more successful.
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Yeah, like that dog from that beer commercial.
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Couldn't catch a Frisbee on cue.
Works all the time !
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You should ask your agent to hook me up.
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She has lots of famous clients
who need to get their hair done.
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Just show them my portfolio.
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I'm sure she will be impressed.
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I could show it to her
but i'm not so sure she will be impressed.
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All the hairstyles
are modelled by Michael...
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even the women's.
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- So ?
- So...
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that Dorothy Hammel haircut
with the heavy make-up.
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We're lucky he's not burying bodies
in the backyard.
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Joey ! What are you doing here ?
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Why aren't you out there getting work ?
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Didn't have any auditions today.
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Sure !
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Put it all on me !
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What's that ?
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It's a portfolio of hairstyles.
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What ?
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Who's the model ?
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I'd like to keep
that little piece of chicken in my pocket
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and snack on him all day !
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That's my nephew.
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We can see who has the looks in your family.
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Anyway...
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my sister is a hairdresser
and that's her portfolio.
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I was hoping maybe you could
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show it to some of your clients.
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Absolutely !
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Hi, Halle Berry.
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My client has a sister who's a barber.
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Could she do your hair for the Oscars ?
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What did she say ?
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Joey ! I'm not here
to do your personal favors.
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Let me explain how this agent thing works.
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First, you become famous.
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And then I'll kiss your ass.
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But until then, le'ts keep it
strictly professional.
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Okay, sorry. I understand.
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Leave the pictures of the boy toy.
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Well, hello !
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Are you here for book club ?
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I am now !
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What did you think of this week's book ?
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I found it extremely fictional.
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Joey ! Joey !
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Can i just talk to you for one second ?
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Yeah.
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Sorry.
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What are you doing ?
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You didn't tell me there were pretty ladies
in the nerd club.
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You gotta let me in.
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- Look, I don't know.
- Come on, Michael !
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You can't keep me out of a room full of women.
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If I was in charge of a room full of...
boring stuff. I'd let you in.
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Look, this isn't one of those book clubs
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where people just come to mingle, right ?
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It's a place to discuss litterature
not pick up girls.
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Oh my god ! Jane's here ! Jane...
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Hi Michael !
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I brought an icecream cake.
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It's great ! It's great. It's great to see you.
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Great book ! So great !
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It was a little slow at the beginning
but great overall.
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Did you think it was great ?
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The cake is cold.
My hands are getting numb.
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Not a place to pick up girls ?
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What ? Jane ? No !
Are you kidding ? No, never.
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Great ! Great. Great ! Great...
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All right !
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I love her so much !
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So ask her out !
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No, book club has a strict no dating rules.
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And I'm the president.
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She's my vice-president.
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The scandal would tear
our administration apart.
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Michael, you have to seize this moment.
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The love between two nerds
is a rare and fragile thing.
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I want to !
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I can't go against the rules
without a motion being passed.
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So I'll make a motion.
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You're not a member.
There's an approuval process.
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Well, I motion you suspend it
on account of me
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being the sole payer of rent
of the whole book club's headquarters.
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I second the motion. The motion's passed.
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I motion for a presidential exemption
to the "no dating" rule.
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I second the motion. The motion's passed.
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I motion that you and me eat
that entire icecream cake right now.
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Motion denied.
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M. chairman, you're out of order.
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Great book club tonight.
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Lively discussions
and I've got 5 phone numbers.
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The girls are crazy about you.
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What's your secret ?
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There's no trick.
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Women just wanna be listened to.
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So when they talk,
I pretend to listen and go like this...
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So, how did it go with Jane ?
Did you ask her out ?
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No. Just 'cause I wanna wait
'till next wek's meeting
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so I can set the move.
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So I picked a romantic book and
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I asked her to come over right before
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just to help me write out
the discussion questions.
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Nice, nice. What's the book ?
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Jane Austin's Pride And Prejudice.
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It's a tale of manners and courtships
at 19th century royal England.
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I hope you enjoy reading that.
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Joey !
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If you're gonna be in this book club,
you have to read the book.
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The whole notion of... Stop that !
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Stop it !
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- Hey, guys !
- Hey, ma !
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So is your agent gonna send me any clients ?
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No.
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Actually Bobby has been really busy
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so I don't know if you shoud expect a call.
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Your agent ? She did call.
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Really ?
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Yeah, it was weird.
She called me her litlle chicken nugget
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then made a bunch of slurping noises.
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That's just showbiz talks.
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Can't believe you don't know anyone famous !
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If you hadn't turned down that hit show,
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you'd have so many connections
that could help me right now.
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Yeah, that's what I regret most
about that decision.
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I'm sorry to bug you but
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did you get some of my mail by mistake ?
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I didn't my People Magasine.
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And the post office said
they delivered it today.
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Gina, weren't you reading that earlier ?
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What's the problem I'm not good enough
to steal your magasine ?
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That's okay. I think it's upstairs.
Have a sit. I'll go get it.
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No, that's okay.
You don't have to leave us alone.
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- So, tell me. Do you...
- This isn't a social hour.
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What famous people do you know ?
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Well...
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my college friend Jessica is married
a big time movie producer.
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Does she wear really expensive gowns
and get her hair all the time up
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and go to big premieres ?
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Yeah, all the time.
She goes to one like every week.
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You're lying to impress me.
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No, I'm not lying.
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She's a really good friend of mine.
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Yeah, right !
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I'd like to see you ask her to let me do
her hair for her next premiere.
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All right, I will !
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Wait ! What just happened ?
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I'm really good, I swear !
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I just need a chance.
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If you call her and set it up,
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I'll be nice to you.
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For how long ?
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- Name your terms
- Two weeks.
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- Done.
- I should have said three.
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And now you're down to one.
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- Hey !
- Hello !
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Listen, tonight at book club,
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don't have Diane seat next to Maureen.
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Why ?
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I may be dating both of them exclusively.
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Oh my god ! That's Jane !
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Alright, I'll get out of here
until book club starts.
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I'll be in my room reading the book.
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And listen to some soft rock hit
of the 70s.
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Can you believe someone threw this out ?
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No...
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Hi.
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Wow ! Come in. I'm sorry. You look great.
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Thanks ! You look...
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I don't know.
I can't see without my glasses.
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I probably shouldn't have driven here.
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So...
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Did you enjoy the book ?
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Oh yeah !
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It's pretty romantic.
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Very.
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- So I wanted to ask you...
- Don't mind me. Just grabbing a snack.
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Reading makes me hungry !
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Sorry...
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Just call me angel...
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So I was..
I was just thinking that maybe we could
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loosen up thye rules of the book club.
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Oh, okay.
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Like... maybe we could
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strike the "no-dating" rules
from the by laws.
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- Oh yes ! Let's do that !
- Okay ! Okay !
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Consider it stroken.
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Okay, great !
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So we can date people on book club ?
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Yes, we can.
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So what's up with your uncle ?
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I'm sorry.
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Do you think he would go out with me ?
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He mentionned he was single last time.
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And I was hoping you would say
something for me.
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I'm gonna read in the courtyard.
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Give you two some privacy.
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4 down, 371 to go.
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- Hey !
- Hey.
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Just wanted to tell you guys
to be sure to watch TV tonight.
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I just did Alex's friend's hair
or the premiere
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and she's gonna be on the red carpet.
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How did it go ?
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I was a little nervous at first.
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She's a very fancy lady.
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She was drinking martinis
and sitting with her legs crossed.
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But then I got into it
and instinct just took over.
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I did this beautiful old
Hollywood style updo.
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Congratulations.
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I gotta go tell, Michael.
257
00:11:33,398 --> 00:11:34,279
No, no, no !
258
00:11:34,279 --> 00:11:36,000
He's in there with a girl.
259
00:11:36,201 --> 00:11:37,642
He's in there with a girl
and you're reading a book...
260
00:11:37,642 --> 00:11:39,323
What is this... Freaky Friday ?
261
00:11:40,924 --> 00:11:42,766
Alright.
I guess I'll go tell Blondie how it went.
262
00:11:42,766 --> 00:11:45,088
Call her Alex.
You promised you were gonna be nice.
263
00:11:45,408 --> 00:11:47,890
Only one more day of that
and some stuff is gonna happen.
264
00:11:50,572 --> 00:11:52,814
Five minutes left...
I gotta buckle down !
265
00:11:53,775 --> 00:11:55,336
Hey, little snail !
266
00:11:59,179 --> 00:12:00,380
Hi, Joey !
267
00:12:01,701 --> 00:12:03,943
Diane, Maureen ! You two know each other ?
268
00:12:03,943 --> 00:12:05,584
Oh yeah ! We're good friends.
269
00:12:05,584 --> 00:12:07,306
I did not know that !
270
00:12:07,906 --> 00:12:09,267
Come on in !
271
00:12:11,349 --> 00:12:12,790
Hi, Joey !
272
00:12:12,790 --> 00:12:13,991
What's up !
273
00:12:15,673 --> 00:12:18,555
Listen, Michael, I didn't exactly
finish the book, okay ?
274
00:12:18,555 --> 00:12:19,796
So don't call on me.
275
00:12:19,796 --> 00:12:20,997
You're unbelievable.
276
00:12:20,997 --> 00:12:22,558
- What ?
- Come on.
277
00:12:25,841 --> 00:12:27,482
What's the matter ? Did you ask Jane out ?
278
00:12:27,482 --> 00:12:29,564
No, because she wants to go out with you.
279
00:12:30,605 --> 00:12:32,166
Dude, I'm so sorry.
280
00:12:32,366 --> 00:12:35,088
- Obviously, I would never...
- You totally screwed this up for me.
281
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,129
I didn't mean to.
282
00:12:36,129 --> 00:12:37,370
I barely said two words to her.
283
00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:38,491
You didn't have to.
284
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,292
You came to last week's meeting
with your game face on.
285
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,173
Looking to score.
286
00:12:41,173 --> 00:12:41,934
And it worked.
287
00:12:41,934 --> 00:12:43,695
You're like a big blob of sex.
288
00:12:44,176 --> 00:12:46,938
And you use your charm
all over the girl I like.
289
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:49,180
I am not a sex blob !
290
00:12:50,621 --> 00:12:51,862
Okay ? And this is not my fault.
291
00:12:51,862 --> 00:12:54,464
I'm sorry if she likes me
but I didn't do anything wrong.
292
00:12:54,464 --> 00:12:56,386
I should never have let you in.
293
00:12:58,948 --> 00:12:59,828
Should we get started ?
294
00:12:59,828 --> 00:13:02,751
Yes ! Come, Joey ! Let's go talk
about the book we all read.
295
00:13:02,751 --> 00:13:04,352
Nothing past page 4 !
296
00:13:15,881 --> 00:13:18,283
Hey ! I wanted to call
and tell you what a great...
297
00:13:18,283 --> 00:13:20,925
Book clud is starting,
everybody ! Book club !
298
00:13:21,886 --> 00:13:23,888
Okay. So... who wants to start ?
299
00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:24,768
I thought...
300
00:13:24,768 --> 00:13:28,051
Joey, what did you think
of Pride and Prejudice ?
301
00:13:28,051 --> 00:13:28,692
Let's hear it.
302
00:13:28,692 --> 00:13:30,733
What were some of the central themes ?
303
00:13:36,498 --> 00:13:39,300
- Well, pride was one.
- Yeah.
304
00:13:40,902 --> 00:13:43,063
And of course prejudice which is wrong.
305
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,747
And what did you think of Darcy ?
306
00:13:47,747 --> 00:13:48,748
She was good.
307
00:13:48,748 --> 00:13:50,189
Darcy's a man.
308
00:13:50,589 --> 00:13:52,391
But not in the modern sense.
309
00:13:53,151 --> 00:13:54,993
Is that what you're saying, Joey ?
310
00:13:55,193 --> 00:13:57,275
Yes, it is. Yes, it is, Maureen.
Thank you.
311
00:14:00,157 --> 00:14:01,158
It's interesting.
312
00:14:01,158 --> 00:14:02,799
It's very interesting.
313
00:14:05,682 --> 00:14:06,803
He didn't read the book !
314
00:14:06,803 --> 00:14:08,844
The only reason he's here
is to pick up women.
315
00:14:08,844 --> 00:14:11,246
Now, in the interest of maintaining
the integrity of book club,
316
00:14:11,246 --> 00:14:13,528
I motion that we kick Joey out.
Who seconds ?
317
00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:17,932
Come on ! He didn't read the book.
318
00:14:17,932 --> 00:14:19,293
Neither did I.
319
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:19,973
Me neither.
320
00:14:19,973 --> 00:14:20,894
I saw the movie.
321
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,255
There was a movie !
322
00:14:24,857 --> 00:14:26,338
Did anyone here read the book ?
323
00:14:26,338 --> 00:14:28,100
You put too much pressure on us, Michael ?
324
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,301
A book a week ?
325
00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:31,022
It's just gotten really stressful.
326
00:14:31,022 --> 00:14:32,744
How is reading stressful ?
327
00:14:33,224 --> 00:14:34,865
Reading is fun !
328
00:14:35,025 --> 00:14:36,186
It's fun !
329
00:14:36,186 --> 00:14:37,307
Okay !
330
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:40,069
Okay ! Let's not turn
this into a hostage situation !
331
00:14:41,711 --> 00:14:42,952
If you want me to leave, I will.
332
00:14:42,952 --> 00:14:44,113
No !
333
00:14:45,073 --> 00:14:46,715
You know what ? I'm just gonna go.
334
00:14:54,401 --> 00:14:57,524
Okay. It's almost time
for the big premiere. I made pop-corn.
335
00:14:58,004 --> 00:14:59,085
Nice place.
336
00:14:59,885 --> 00:15:01,647
Who's the knock-out with the tiara ?
337
00:15:01,647 --> 00:15:03,048
That's my sister Nancy.
338
00:15:03,048 --> 00:15:04,769
She was Queen of the Rose Parade.
339
00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:09,413
You're cute but maybe you shouldn't stand
next to her in family pictures.
340
00:15:09,693 --> 00:15:12,616
Yeah. That's what my mom says.
341
00:15:13,937 --> 00:15:15,618
I really appreciate you helping me out.
342
00:15:15,618 --> 00:15:17,420
I know I mess with you sometimes but
343
00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:18,460
it's just for fun.
344
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,142
Oh yeah ! that is fun.
345
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:25,386
So this is actually kind of nice.
346
00:15:25,386 --> 00:15:26,947
Being friendly.
347
00:15:26,947 --> 00:15:29,469
Maybe we could keep it up
a little longer than a week.
348
00:15:29,469 --> 00:15:30,790
I phisically can't.
349
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:33,553
Oh my god, it's on !
350
00:15:35,314 --> 00:15:38,076
George Clooney...
I would wear him down to a knob.
351
00:15:39,998 --> 00:15:42,360
Yeah. I would...
have bunches of sex with him.
352
00:15:45,242 --> 00:15:47,124
Oh my god ! I think that's Jessica's husband
getting out of the limo.
353
00:15:47,124 --> 00:15:48,525
Oh my god ! This is exciting.
354
00:15:48,525 --> 00:15:49,726
There she is !
355
00:15:49,726 --> 00:15:51,647
Wow ! She actually looks very good !
356
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,690
Not that I'm surprised.
357
00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:56,852
I mean when I said actually,
I didn't mean...
358
00:15:57,532 --> 00:15:59,173
What ? What's wrong ?
359
00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:02,056
She took it down.
360
00:16:02,056 --> 00:16:03,257
What ?
361
00:16:03,257 --> 00:16:04,738
That wasn't the style I gave her.
362
00:16:04,738 --> 00:16:06,700
She must have taken it out in the limo.
363
00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:08,221
She hated it.
364
00:16:10,342 --> 00:16:11,784
I can't believe this.
365
00:16:12,624 --> 00:16:13,905
I'm so sorry.
366
00:16:15,427 --> 00:16:17,388
I knew when I walked in there
I was out of my league.
367
00:16:17,388 --> 00:16:20,831
But I spent two hours trying to fake it.
368
00:16:20,831 --> 00:16:21,912
Oh no !
369
00:16:23,153 --> 00:16:24,354
There ! There !
370
00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:28,517
I can't believe I ever thought
I could do this.
371
00:16:28,517 --> 00:16:30,999
I just don't fit in with rich people.
They look down on me.
372
00:16:30,999 --> 00:16:32,600
They always have and they'll always will.
373
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,522
With their grammar and their leg-crossing.
374
00:16:37,565 --> 00:16:39,526
Hey ! Don't be saying that, girfriend !
375
00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:46,972
Okay, look. I grew up with money
and I don't look down on you.
376
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:49,654
If anything, I envy you.
377
00:16:49,854 --> 00:16:50,535
Come on !
378
00:16:50,535 --> 00:16:51,696
It's true !
379
00:16:51,696 --> 00:16:53,938
I wish I were as strong
and as confident as you.
380
00:16:54,899 --> 00:16:58,261
And if it were me, I'd be more than happy
to have you do my hair.
381
00:16:59,582 --> 00:17:01,184
Really ?
382
00:17:01,184 --> 00:17:02,064
You mean that ?
383
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,305
Absolutely !
384
00:17:04,747 --> 00:17:06,388
So can we do it right now ?
385
00:17:07,349 --> 00:17:08,550
Now ?
386
00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:10,111
Now seems so soon.
387
00:17:14,915 --> 00:17:17,076
Look, Micheal. It's Joey.
I know you're mad.
388
00:17:18,718 --> 00:17:19,679
Hope you come home soon
389
00:17:19,679 --> 00:17:22,681
so we can talk about how you're feelin
and worked this out.
390
00:17:22,961 --> 00:17:24,122
And also if you get a chance
391
00:17:24,122 --> 00:17:26,804
to pick up some tacos
or something on your way home,
392
00:17:27,765 --> 00:17:29,006
that'd be great.
393
00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:35,331
Hey.
394
00:17:35,692 --> 00:17:36,852
Look...
395
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:39,855
I know you're upset
because Jane liked me. Alright ?
396
00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:43,818
But I hope you know I wouldn't never
come between you and a girl.
397
00:17:43,818 --> 00:17:46,380
And I really did not mean for that to happen.
398
00:17:46,861 --> 00:17:48,182
I know you didn't.
399
00:17:50,063 --> 00:17:51,384
That's the problem.
400
00:17:53,786 --> 00:17:54,947
What ?
401
00:17:55,788 --> 00:17:57,749
It's gonna happen wether you try or not.
402
00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:00,512
Anytime I actually get a girl
and bring her home,
403
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:03,274
she'll take one look at you
and she'll forget I'm even here.
404
00:18:03,274 --> 00:18:05,235
Come on ! Give yourself some credit.
405
00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:07,878
You have so many gifts that I don't have.
406
00:18:08,999 --> 00:18:10,720
You're really smart.
407
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,482
People respect your opinion about stuff.
408
00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:15,164
That's a great thing.
409
00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:16,965
Maybe...
410
00:18:17,445 --> 00:18:19,207
I'd still rather have your gifts.
411
00:18:21,128 --> 00:18:22,289
Yeah, me too.
412
00:18:25,332 --> 00:18:27,253
You are on your way to big things.
413
00:18:28,895 --> 00:18:30,736
'Cause you're only gonna get better
414
00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:32,297
with girls and stuff.
415
00:18:32,297 --> 00:18:34,099
but I'll always suck at maths.
416
00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:38,943
In like 5 years, you are gonna be a force
to be reckon with.
417
00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:41,505
Yeah.
418
00:18:42,786 --> 00:18:44,107
And in 5 years...
419
00:18:44,507 --> 00:18:45,868
You'll be 40.
420
00:18:50,272 --> 00:18:52,394
You've a lot of your mother in you,
don't you ?
421
00:18:55,196 --> 00:18:56,877
Okay... ladies and gentlemen...
422
00:18:56,877 --> 00:18:59,519
modelling an original Gina Tribbiani hairstyle
423
00:18:59,519 --> 00:19:01,401
called "the nice and nasty"...
424
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,324
I give you Alex Garrett !
425
00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:10,048
Now that's a neighbour !
426
00:19:11,769 --> 00:19:12,530
Come on !
427
00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:14,131
Get your camera.
I wanna take some pictures !
428
00:19:14,131 --> 00:19:15,372
You look so different !
429
00:19:15,372 --> 00:19:17,414
I can't believe you own
an outfit that slutty !
430
00:19:17,414 --> 00:19:19,456
Hey ! That's mine ! I wear that to church.
431
00:19:22,898 --> 00:19:25,060
You're very nice to be such a good sport.
432
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,621
Can I tell you something ?
433
00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:28,062
I love it !
434
00:19:29,023 --> 00:19:31,185
I feel like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
435
00:19:33,107 --> 00:19:34,868
You know she was a hooker, right ?
436
00:19:36,029 --> 00:19:38,151
I have to go look at myself
in the miror again !
437
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,077
An all new Will & Grace is coming up next !
438
00:19:46,077 --> 00:19:47,638
Right here on NBC.
439
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,842
Joey, I've got great news !
440
00:19:52,202 --> 00:19:53,363
Did I get that commercial ?
441
00:19:53,363 --> 00:19:54,844
No ! I bought a horse !
442
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:58,807
Joey ! I gotta get to school !
443
00:20:00,048 --> 00:20:01,530
Oh... Hi ! i'm Michael.
444
00:20:04,092 --> 00:20:05,373
Have a sit !
445
00:20:07,214 --> 00:20:08,335
Joey !
446
00:20:08,335 --> 00:20:09,896
I completely forgot.
447
00:20:10,457 --> 00:20:13,459
There's a residual check for you
in the accounting department.
448
00:20:13,659 --> 00:20:15,341
Why don't you go grab it ?
449
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,583
Alright ! Okay, I'll be right back.
450
00:20:28,071 --> 00:20:29,472
So. Michael...
451
00:20:30,713 --> 00:20:32,715
How do you feel about full frontal nudity ?
452
00:20:35,597 --> 00:20:37,198
I'm not an actor.
453
00:20:37,198 --> 00:20:38,800
Oh, yes, I know.
454
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:45,669
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