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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,645 ♪ WE NEVER THOUGHT OF FINDING ♪ 2 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,348 ♪ A PLACE WHERE WE BELONG ♪ 3 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:18,566 ♪ DON'T HAVE TO STAND ALONE ♪ 4 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:21,553 ♪ WE'LL NEVER LET YOU FALL ♪ 5 00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:23,788 ♪ DON'T NEED PERMISSION ♪ 6 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:26,458 ♪ TO DECIDE WHAT YOU BELIEVE ♪ 7 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:27,726 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LEARN SOMETHING ♪ 8 00:00:27,762 --> 00:00:28,910 ♪ WHEN WE MEET YOU AFTER SCHOOL ♪ 9 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:30,362 ♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪ 10 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:33,965 ♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪ 11 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:36,067 ♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪ 12 00:00:36,103 --> 00:00:38,803 ♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪ 13 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:40,772 ♪ YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE THERE ♪ 14 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:43,808 ♪ WHEN YOUR BACK IS TO THE WALL ♪ 15 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:45,827 ♪ YOU'LL FIND YOU NEED US ♪ 16 00:00:45,862 --> 00:00:50,682 ♪ 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO CALL ♪ 17 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,784 ♪ WHEN IT LOOKS HOPELESS ♪ 18 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,786 ♪ A DECISION'S WHAT YOU NEED ♪ 19 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,387 ♪ YOU BETTER BE READY ♪ 20 00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:57,889 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME ♪ 21 00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:58,890 ♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪ 22 00:00:58,925 --> 00:01:00,792 ♪ 21 JUMP STREET! ♪ 23 00:02:06,476 --> 00:02:08,660 Jenko: SPEEDING RIGHT ALONG... 24 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,612 APPARENTLY SOMEBODY IS TRYING 25 00:02:10,647 --> 00:02:14,416 TO RELOCATE SOUTH CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL ONE ROOM AT A TIME. 26 00:02:14,451 --> 00:02:17,068 LAST NIGHT WAS THE FOURTH B & E 27 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:18,737 IN THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONTHS. 28 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:20,105 NO FORCED ENTRY. 29 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,106 NO BUSTED WINDOWS. 30 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,993 BURGLARY SAYS IT SMACKS OF AN INSIDE GIG-- 31 00:02:25,028 --> 00:02:27,328 ONE KID GETS A SET OF MASTER KEYS. 32 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:30,198 NEXT THING, HALF THE SCHOOL'S DRINKING FREE SODAS. 33 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:31,666 ON TOP OF THAT 34 00:02:31,701 --> 00:02:33,836 SOME TEACHER'S GETTING FREE ROSES 35 00:02:33,871 --> 00:02:35,521 FROM SOME SECRET ADMIRER. 36 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:37,472 CHECK IT OUT, HANSON 37 00:02:37,507 --> 00:02:41,826 BEFORE THE KIDS WALK INTO AN EMPTY SCHOOLHOUSE. 38 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:43,361 GOT ANY SUSPECTS? 39 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:46,631 MY BEST BET IS A GUY NAMED JEFFREY STONE. 40 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,100 SELLS EVERYTHING FROM HOT RECORDS 41 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:51,353 TO TICKETS TO THE BOSS'S CONCERTS-- 42 00:02:51,388 --> 00:02:53,172 THIRD ROW CENTER. 43 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:55,274 HOW DO I GET CLOSE? 44 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:56,741 I DON'T KNOW. 45 00:02:56,776 --> 00:02:59,978 ASK HIM TO A ROCK CONCERT, I GUESS. 46 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:01,696 ANYTHING ELSE? 47 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:05,483 COULD YOU CLEAR ME ON A COUPLE EXTRA LUNCH HOURS? 48 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,535 I GOT THAT PHYSICAL EXAM TODAY. 49 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:08,987 HEY, TERRIFIC, HARRY. 50 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:11,873 SO YOU'RE TAKING YOUR SERGEANT'S EXAM-- 51 00:03:11,908 --> 00:03:13,558 SERGEANT H.T. IOKI. 52 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:15,210 I CAN DIG IT, MAN. 53 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:19,714 STUDY HARD AND FAST, HARRY, AND GOOD LUCK. 54 00:03:21,085 --> 00:03:22,550 ( tire blows out ) 55 00:03:39,536 --> 00:03:41,536 OH, TERRIFIC. 56 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:56,218 NO JACK. 57 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:03,124 YO! FLAT TIRE! 58 00:04:04,862 --> 00:04:06,778 HEY, FLAT TIRE! 59 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,730 ANYBODY WANT TO STOP HERE? 60 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,555 ( horn honking ) 61 00:04:22,078 --> 00:04:23,645 HI. 62 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:24,896 HI. 63 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,698 LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME HELP. 64 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,049 YEAH, I COULD. 65 00:04:28,084 --> 00:04:29,383 MY TIRE'S FLAT. 66 00:04:29,419 --> 00:04:31,686 ONLY ON THE BOTTOM. 67 00:04:31,721 --> 00:04:35,140 YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A JACK, WOULD YOU? 68 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:39,144 I KNOW A JACK, BUT I DON'T HAVE A JACK. 69 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:40,829 BIG GUY, DARK HAIR 70 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,898 EATS WITH HIS FINGERS, LOUSY DANCER. 71 00:04:42,933 --> 00:04:43,948 DIFFERENT JACK. 72 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,018 LUCKY YOU. 73 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:01,165 HERE... 74 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,335 WELCOME TO THE '80S. 75 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:07,005 THANKS. 76 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:08,456 YOU'RE WELCOME. 77 00:05:08,492 --> 00:05:12,860 THERE SHOULD BE ENOUGH LEFT TO FILL UP THE BOTTOM. 78 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,197 GIVE MY REGARDS TO JACK. 79 00:05:15,249 --> 00:05:16,648 OH, I CAN'T. 80 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:19,350 I DON'T SEE HIM ANYMORE. 81 00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:22,620 THEN CAN I MAKE THIS UP TO YOU? 82 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,606 WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND? 83 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:25,690 I DON'T KNOW. 84 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:28,426 AT LEAST LET ME FIX YOUR NEXT FLAT. 85 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:31,746 THEN WHO KNOWS-- LUNCH 86 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:33,465 A HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS 87 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,667 POSSIBLY A KID WHEN WE'RE READY. 88 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:37,769 I'M NOT PLANNING ON HAVING ONE SOON. 89 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:38,803 A KID OR A FLAT? 90 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,722 BOTH-- NO JACK. 91 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,673 ARE YOU TAKING APPLICATIONS? 92 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:46,945 HAVE ANOTHER FLAT, AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 93 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,715 SUSAN CHADWICK. 94 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,351 I'M IN THE BOOK UNDER AUTO REPAIR. 95 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,660 Albert: WEINTRAUB WANTS TO SEE YOU. 96 00:06:01,678 --> 00:06:02,843 THAT'S A HOT TIP. 97 00:06:02,879 --> 00:06:05,630 TO THINK SOME PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 98 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:09,734 NICE WORK, ALBERT. 99 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:12,120 THIS FROM YOUR POST-TARDO PERIOD? 100 00:06:16,192 --> 00:06:21,296 YOU PUNKS, ALL YOU DO IS MAKE WORK FOR ME. 101 00:06:21,331 --> 00:06:24,048 AND DON'T YOU CALL ME "ALBERT." 102 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,201 THAT'S RIGHT. 103 00:06:26,236 --> 00:06:28,503 IT'S JANOWITZ. 104 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:32,490 THAT'S POLISH FOR JANITOR, RIGHT? 105 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:34,693 YOU STILL WANT IT? 106 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:38,329 WANT WHAT? 107 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:41,249 THE COMPACT DISC PLAYER, MR. JANITOR. 108 00:06:41,285 --> 00:06:42,684 I ONLY GOT TWO LEFT. 109 00:06:42,719 --> 00:06:44,001 THEY'RE VERY CHIC. 110 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:46,237 THEY MAKE FOR A GREAT GIFT ITEM 111 00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:48,606 IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 112 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:53,511 THAT IS, IF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 113 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:55,447 RELAX. 114 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:58,049 I'LL GIVE IT TO MINE. 115 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,051 HAVE A NICE DAY. 116 00:07:04,323 --> 00:07:06,942 Weintraub: ANY IDEA WHO THE ARTIST IS? 117 00:07:06,977 --> 00:07:09,945 Jeffrey: GRAFFITI ART IS ALL THE RAGE NOW. 118 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:13,215 A GUY IN NEW YORK SELLS THIS CRAP BY THE TON. 119 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:15,884 PERSONALLY, I'M A PERFORMANCE ARTIST. 120 00:07:15,919 --> 00:07:18,086 YOU KNOW, HANGING UPSIDE DOWN 121 00:07:18,121 --> 00:07:20,922 WITH A HAMMER IN MY MOUTH OVER DRY ICE. 122 00:07:20,958 --> 00:07:22,090 SORRY. 123 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:23,758 HAND OVER MY HALL PASS. 124 00:07:23,793 --> 00:07:26,728 I'D HATE TO MISS CHADWICK'S ENGLISH CLASS. 125 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,045 NO, STONE. 126 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:31,132 THIS MORNING, LET'S CHANGE THE ROUTINE A LITTLE. 127 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:32,834 SIT DOWN. 128 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,904 HOW ARE YOU SPENDING YOUR TIME AT NIGHT, YOU WORKING? 129 00:07:35,939 --> 00:07:38,907 NEITHER OF YOUR FIRST PERIOD TEACHERS CAN REMEMBER 130 00:07:38,942 --> 00:07:40,592 WHEN THEY SAW YOU IN CLASS LAST. 131 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:44,062 IT'S HARD FOR A NIGHT PERSON TO WORK DAYS. 132 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:45,430 WHAT DO YOU DO AT NIGHT? 133 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,265 SAME THING AS ANYBODY ELSE. 134 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:51,203 I JUST DO IT A LITTLE LONGER. 135 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:54,939 MS. CHADWICK FOUND THIS ROSE ON HER DESK THIS MORNING. 136 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:59,044 COINCIDENTALLY, THE SCHOOL WAS BURGLARIZED AGAIN LAST NIGHT. 137 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,444 TRY MERLIN OLSEN. 138 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,047 MAYBE AN F.T.D. CUPID'S GONE BAD. 139 00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:05,283 YOU'RE A SMART KID, STONE. 140 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,687 DON'T SCREW UP YOUR LIFE OVER A FEW KICKS. 141 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:14,292 LOOK, MAN, IF YOU'RE ACCUSING ME OF SOMETHING, HAVE ME ARRESTED. 142 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:18,262 OTHERWISE, YOU'RE DEPRIVING ME OF AN EDUCATION. 143 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:29,273 YOU WANT SOME EXCITEMENT IN YOUR LIFE? 144 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:32,076 TRY OUT FOR THE BASKETBALL TEAM. 145 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,711 YOUR BROTHER LOVED IT. 146 00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:36,047 DID HIM A LOT OF GOOD. 147 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:40,151 MAYBE I CAN GET LOST IN CAMBODIA, TOO. 148 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,686 ZERO HERO, MAN. 149 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:46,407 Chadwick: HIS IMAGERY AND RHYTHMS ARE STILL CONSIDERED TODAY 150 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:50,244 SOME OF THE MOST URGENT IN CONTEMPORARY POETRY. 151 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:53,581 TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO READ THIS SHORT WORK 152 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,933 AND READ IT A COUPLE OF TIMES 153 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:59,971 PAYING SPECIFIC ATTENTION TO HIS LAYERS OF IMAGERY 154 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:02,440 AND HOW THOSE IMAGES COLLECTIVELY 155 00:09:02,476 --> 00:09:05,009 BUILD TO THEIR OWN INNER CONCLUSIONS. 156 00:09:09,232 --> 00:09:12,367 DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED FIRST? 157 00:09:12,402 --> 00:09:14,319 I MEAN, THIS IS A LITTLE... 158 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,137 EMBARRASSING? 159 00:09:16,173 --> 00:09:17,438 I'LL SAY. 160 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:21,125 LOOKS LIKE I'M SORT OF IN YOUR CLASS. 161 00:09:23,246 --> 00:09:25,296 OH, LISTEN... 162 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:26,448 IT'S OKAY. 163 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,833 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY A THING. 164 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,101 FORGET ABOUT IT. 165 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:32,470 I'M JUST A GUY WITH A FLAT TIRE 166 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,472 AND YOU'VE GOT A CLASS TO TEACH. 167 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:35,506 SO... 168 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:38,960 SO... 169 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,328 YEAH. 170 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:45,733 CLASS, THIS IS TOM GILMORE. 171 00:09:45,769 --> 00:09:48,452 HE'S A NEW STUDENT HERE. 172 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,805 TOM, I'M MS. CHADWICK. 173 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:54,342 PLEASED TO MEET YOU, MS. CHADWICK. 174 00:09:54,377 --> 00:09:56,143 OKAY, SO HERE YOU GO. 175 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:59,814 HELP YOURSELF TO ANY AVAILABLE SEAT. 176 00:10:02,986 --> 00:10:04,452 SORRY, MS. CHADWICK. 177 00:10:04,488 --> 00:10:05,753 IT'S THESE ALIENS. 178 00:10:05,789 --> 00:10:07,856 YOU CAN'T RELY ON THEM FOR ANYTHING. 179 00:10:07,891 --> 00:10:11,810 THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE ME BACK ON EARTH IN TIME FOR CLASS 180 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:15,463 BUT IT TOOK A WHILE TO UNHOOK THE LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM. 181 00:10:15,499 --> 00:10:18,500 HOW ARE YOU... 182 00:10:20,504 --> 00:10:22,169 THANK YOU, JEFFREY. 183 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,388 I'M SURE WE'RE ALL AMUSED. 184 00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:27,174 I WONDER, CAN WE HOLD AN ENGLISH CLASS? 185 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,079 LET'S READ THE POEM 186 00:10:31,114 --> 00:10:35,049 AND WE'LL DISCUSS IT AT TEN MINUTES PAST THE HOUR. 187 00:10:35,085 --> 00:10:36,834 PSST. 188 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,370 VAN HALEN, DUDE. 189 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:40,838 ABSOLUTELY LIVE 190 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,775 ABSOLUTELY THE LAST TWO TICKETS. 191 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:44,959 WHERE DID YOU GET THEM? 192 00:10:44,995 --> 00:10:46,861 I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER TOWN. 193 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:48,429 DON'T GRAB. 194 00:10:48,464 --> 00:10:51,132 WE ARE A CIVILIZED PEOPLE. 195 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:54,535 IF YOU WANT THEM, THEY'RE YOURS-- 196 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,004 EIGHTY BUCKS. 197 00:10:56,039 --> 00:10:59,307 CAN YOU FRONT ME? 198 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,826 FRONT YOU? 199 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:04,361 VAN HALEN, DUDE. 200 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:07,265 I'LL TAKE 'EM-- 70 BUCKS RIGHT NOW. 201 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,100 SEVENTY-FIVE. 202 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,885 SEVENTY BUCKS. 203 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,238 THE MAN KNOWS HIS MUSIC. 204 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:17,158 THIS IS AN ENGLISH CLASS, NOT AN AUCTION. 205 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,348 I HEARD THE GOOD NEWS. 206 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,417 WHAT GOOD NEWS IS THAT? 207 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:29,637 THAT YOU'VE GOT A SECRET ADMIRER. 208 00:11:37,013 --> 00:11:41,282 SOMEONE BROUGHT YOU FLOWERS LAST NIGHT, MS. CHADWICK? 209 00:11:44,654 --> 00:11:46,287 HEY, NEGOTIATOR. 210 00:11:46,323 --> 00:11:48,356 YOU STILL WANT THEM FOR 70? 211 00:11:48,391 --> 00:11:49,824 SIXTY NOW. 212 00:11:49,859 --> 00:11:52,327 MARKET GETS SOFT AFTER THE BELL RINGS. 213 00:11:52,362 --> 00:11:54,562 DON'T TRY TO OUTGUN A GUNNER, ACE. 214 00:11:54,597 --> 00:11:56,030 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 215 00:11:56,066 --> 00:11:57,265 FREE? 216 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,433 WHY? 217 00:11:58,468 --> 00:11:59,834 THIS WAY I WIN. 218 00:11:59,869 --> 00:12:02,837 IT'S LIKE A BANK GIVING AWAY FREE TOASTERS. 219 00:12:02,872 --> 00:12:04,839 YOU KNOW, NEW CUSTOMERS AND ALL. 220 00:12:04,874 --> 00:12:06,441 SO YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND? 221 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,475 MAYBE. 222 00:12:07,510 --> 00:12:09,344 I GOT A COMPACT DISC PLAYER. 223 00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:11,012 MAKES FOR A GREAT GIFT ITEM. 224 00:12:11,047 --> 00:12:12,246 NO, THANKS. 225 00:12:12,282 --> 00:12:14,849 MY GIRLFRIEND THINKS I'M A GREAT GIFT ITEM. 226 00:12:14,884 --> 00:12:16,517 ZENO'S, TONIGHT, AT 7:00, RIGHT? 227 00:12:16,552 --> 00:12:17,952 I'LL BUY YOU A DRINK. 228 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:20,505 DOESN'T A HOTSHOT LIKE YOU HAVE FRIENDS? 229 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,974 DEPENDS ON WHAT THEY'RE SELLING FOR. 230 00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,308 IF YOU NEED AN I.D. 231 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:27,512 I GOT A DEPARTMENT THAT HANDLES THAT, TOO. 232 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,263 MOST OF THESE OTHER JERKS 233 00:12:29,299 --> 00:12:31,365 ARE JUST WAITING FOR THE PROM. 234 00:12:31,401 --> 00:12:33,902 YOU NEED SOMEONE TO SHOW YOU AROUND 235 00:12:33,937 --> 00:12:36,838 BEFORE YOU END UP BUYING SOME DOG A CORSAGE. 236 00:12:36,873 --> 00:12:37,872 LATER. 237 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,894 Lazzar: KIDS HAVE HAD CRUSHES ON THEIR TEACHERS FOREVER. 238 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:46,564 IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 239 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,716 UP A FEW MORE INCHES ON YOUR SIDE. 240 00:12:48,752 --> 00:12:49,867 PERFECT. 241 00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:52,253 THIS IS MORE THAN JUST A CRUSH. 242 00:12:52,289 --> 00:12:54,255 I CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES. 243 00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:56,624 AND WITH THAT BURGLARY LAST NIGHT 244 00:12:56,659 --> 00:12:58,793 AND THE ROSE ON MY DESK... 245 00:12:58,828 --> 00:13:01,129 SUSAN, YOUR CLASS IS THE ONLY ONE 246 00:13:01,164 --> 00:13:04,032 JEFFREY ATTENDS WITH ANY REGULARITY. 247 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,733 IF I TAKE HIM OUT NOW 248 00:13:05,768 --> 00:13:09,270 I'M AFRAID HE'LL JUST STOP COMING TO SCHOOL. 249 00:13:09,306 --> 00:13:10,471 I LIKE JEFFREY. 250 00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:11,906 HE'S A BRIGHT KID. 251 00:13:11,942 --> 00:13:13,657 I HAD HIM AS A SOPHOMORE. 252 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,310 HIS FOLKS SPLIT UP THEN. 253 00:13:15,345 --> 00:13:17,061 HE TOOK IT PRETTY HARD. 254 00:13:19,148 --> 00:13:21,248 TOO BAD KYLE ISN'T HERE. 255 00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:24,051 HE'D HAVE BEEN A GOOD INFLUENCE. 256 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,304 HANDSOME BOY. VERY POPULAR. 257 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,105 YOU'D HAVE LIKED HIM. 258 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,874 ALL-AMERICAN 259 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,058 WASN'T HE, ALBERT? 260 00:13:31,094 --> 00:13:32,227 YES, MA'AM. 261 00:13:32,262 --> 00:13:35,079 BASKETBALL STATE CHAMPIONS MY SENIOR YEAR. 262 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:37,649 COME ON, SUSAN. 263 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:42,286 DIDN'T YOU EVER HAVE A CRUSH ON A TEACHER? 264 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,889 MINE WAS MR. PETERSON-- 265 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:47,258 EIGHTH-GRADE BIOLOGY. 266 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,576 LUCKY GUY. 267 00:13:48,611 --> 00:13:50,878 SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 268 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,713 YEAH, THANKS. 269 00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:03,591 NO DISRESPECT TO MS. LAZZAR, BUT... 270 00:14:03,626 --> 00:14:05,860 HE WASN'T SUCH A HOTSHOT-- 271 00:14:05,895 --> 00:14:07,845 STONE'S OLDER BROTHER, KYLE. 272 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,680 BELIEVE ME. 273 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:12,349 AND ALL MOUTH, BOTH OF THEM. 274 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:16,104 MUST BE HEREDITARY. 275 00:14:16,139 --> 00:14:19,807 IF THAT LITTLE PUNK GIVES YOU ANY MORE TROUBLE 276 00:14:19,843 --> 00:14:21,075 I'LL HANDLE HIM. 277 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,772 HI. 278 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,407 HI. 279 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,211 GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. 280 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,480 I WOULDN'T WANT TO OWE YOU 281 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,065 WHEN IT COMES TO MIDTERMS, YOU KNOW. 282 00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,784 OKAY, SO WE'RE EVEN. 283 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:52,756 AND LISTEN, THANKS A LOT FOR... YOU KNOW. 284 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:58,579 IT COULD HAVE BEEN REAL EMBARRASSING FOR ME. 285 00:14:58,615 --> 00:15:01,732 I CAME ON PRETTY HARD, AND I'M A TEACHER. 286 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:06,637 YES, MA'AM, AND I'M JUST A KID IN YOUR CLASS WITH A FLAT TIRE. 287 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:10,708 YEP, I GUESS YOU ARE. 288 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,844 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, MS. CHADWICK. 289 00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,730 YOU KNOW... 290 00:15:15,765 --> 00:15:17,931 I DIDN'T FIGURE YOU FOR A VAN HALEN FAN. 291 00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:20,117 AND I DIDN'T FIGURE YOU 292 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,986 FOR A TEACHER, EITHER. 293 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,456 GOOD-BYE. 294 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,657 BYE. 295 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,338 ( TV turns on ) 296 00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:15,806 ( explosion ) 297 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,343 ( honking ) 298 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,546 LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, OR... 299 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,915 JUST WANT TO SEE IF THE THING WORKS? 300 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,219 ( TV turns off ) 301 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,190 HAVE YOU GOT ANY MONEY? 302 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,507 YEAH... WHY? 303 00:16:33,543 --> 00:16:35,760 DID YOU SPEND ALL YOURS OUT REPLACING PAJAMAS? 304 00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:37,779 NO, WISEACRE, 305 00:16:37,814 --> 00:16:39,313 I'LL BE OUT OF TOWN ALL NEXT WEEK 306 00:16:39,348 --> 00:16:41,015 AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET HUNGRY. 307 00:16:45,121 --> 00:16:48,623 LOOK, YOU KIDS... DON'T WAIT UP FOR ME. 308 00:16:48,658 --> 00:16:49,690 REMEMBER, 309 00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:51,025 TOMORROW'S A SCHOOL DAY. 310 00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:52,426 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 311 00:16:52,462 --> 00:16:54,128 OUT. 312 00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:55,479 WHERE'S OUT? 313 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,697 NOT IN. 314 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:04,321 ( rock music playing ) 315 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,056 NICE PLACE. 316 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,557 TERRIFIC SERVICE. 317 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,559 I'LL BET THE ESCARGOT IS EXCELLENT. 318 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:45,062 YOU WANT FRIENDLY, GO TO PIZZA HUT. 319 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,563 WHOA. 320 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,366 BIZARRE SEATS FOR THE U2 CONCERT. 321 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,535 JEFFREY, I'M A HAPPY GIRL. 322 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,604 WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? 323 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:56,256 KARLA, LIKE, I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HAPPY 324 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,424 BUT I'M BUSY. 325 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,659 I'M KARLA. 326 00:17:58,694 --> 00:18:01,028 STOP BY AND RUIN ME. 327 00:18:01,064 --> 00:18:02,096 FORGET IT. 328 00:18:02,131 --> 00:18:03,798 THE CHICK'S A POSTER CHILD 329 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,149 FOR LUDES. 330 00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:08,068 DID YOU BRING IT? 331 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,596 MY BOYFRIEND'S GOING TO GO NUTS. 332 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,165 YOUR BOYFRIEND IS NUTS. 333 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,649 A GREAT GIFT ITEM. 334 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,703 YOU LOST OUT, MAN. 335 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,104 THAT WAS MY LAST ONE. 336 00:18:27,123 --> 00:18:28,605 YOUR GIRLFRIEND WOULD HAVE LOVED IT. 337 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,407 I'LL BUY HER A CORSAGE. 338 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,809 THIS PLACE STINKS. 339 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,761 FINISH YOUR BEER, AND LET'S HIT THE ROAD. 340 00:18:34,797 --> 00:18:37,381 I DON'T DRINK. 341 00:18:42,071 --> 00:18:43,688 Stone: THAT'S CHADWICK. 342 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,207 SHE LIKES TO READ IN BED. 343 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,159 Hanson: WHAT DO YOU DO? 344 00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,560 YOU SPY ON HER? 345 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:54,582 A MAN'S GOT TO HAVE HIS HOBBIES, GILMORE. 346 00:19:01,457 --> 00:19:02,974 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 347 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,358 RELAX, GILMORE. 348 00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,661 I'M DRIVING THIS TOUR BUS. 349 00:19:06,696 --> 00:19:09,614 WELL, SO FAR THE TOUR STINKS. 350 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,817 THEN LET'S GO SOMEPLACE WITH A VIEW. 351 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,252 OKAY. 352 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:18,355 CLOSE IT UP, GILMORE. 353 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,364 IF EVER YOU NEED TO CHANGE AN ATTENDANCE RECORD 354 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,833 A GRADE, WHATEVER 355 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:32,336 YOU PUSH BACK THESE FOUR SCREWS. 356 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,805 YOU PULL UP THE EXHAUST FAN COVER 357 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,240 BAMMO, YOU'RE IN. 358 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,925 FOLLOW ME. 359 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,346 HOW ABOUT THIS VIEW, HUH? 360 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:43,747 YEAH, IT'S NICE. 361 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,750 WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING UP HERE? 362 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,286 GETTING AWAY FROM DOWN THERE. 363 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,288 GETTING AWAY FROM WHAT, EXACTLY? 364 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,791 STUFF, GILMORE. 365 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,794 ADULT PARANOIA. 366 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,797 STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS. 367 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,599 SENIOR DANCES. 368 00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:11,709 CAMBODIA. 369 00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:19,599 SO, WHAT DID YOU GET? 370 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,867 WHAT? 371 00:20:20,904 --> 00:20:23,604 MAN, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DEALING WITH? 372 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,956 YOU RE-SOLD THOSE VAN HALEN TICKETS. 373 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,358 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 374 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,227 COME ON, GILMORE. 375 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:35,032 YOU'VE NEVER LISTENED TO VAN HALEN IN YOUR LIFE. 376 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,920 I KNOW PEOPLE. 377 00:20:38,955 --> 00:20:41,289 THAT'S MY TALENT. 378 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:46,210 SOME GUYS ARE GOOD WITH... BASKETBALL. 379 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,046 I'M GOOD WITH PEOPLE. 380 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,883 LOOK, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 381 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,652 EVEN IF THEY WERE A GIFT. 382 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,069 I DON'T MIND. 383 00:20:56,105 --> 00:20:57,755 BESIDES... 384 00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,741 THERE AIN'T NOTHING IN THE BOOK THAT SAYS 385 00:21:00,776 --> 00:21:02,793 YOU CAN'T SELL ANYTHING THAT'S YOURS. 386 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,962 MAYBE WE CAN 387 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,180 GO INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER. 388 00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:09,650 YOU THINK SO, HUH? 389 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:13,970 SPLIT ALL THAT LUNCH MONEY BETWEEN US. 390 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,005 WOW. 391 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,873 CONCERT TICKETS 392 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:20,894 C.D.s AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN MOVE. 393 00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:23,113 I DON'T KNOW, PRETTY BIG-TIME STUFF 394 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:24,347 BUT... 395 00:21:26,402 --> 00:21:28,785 IT WOULD BORE ME. 396 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,237 STRIKE. 397 00:21:30,272 --> 00:21:31,238 STRIKE? 398 00:21:31,273 --> 00:21:32,239 YES! 399 00:21:32,274 --> 00:21:33,407 STRIKE MY EYE! 400 00:21:33,443 --> 00:21:35,843 I'D NEED AN ELEVATOR TO REACH THAT BALL! 401 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:36,844 PLAY BALL! 402 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,512 BILLY MARTIN, BILLY MARTIN. 403 00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:39,680 COME ON, GUYS. 404 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,014 COME ON, HARRY. 405 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,382 Penhall: PLAY BALL. 406 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:45,069 OKAY, HARRY, ACCORDING TO MUNICIPAL CODE 407 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,236 NO PERSON BELOW 408 00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:47,287 THE AGE OF... 409 00:21:47,322 --> 00:21:48,288 EIGHTEEN 410 00:21:48,323 --> 00:21:50,423 WILL BE GRANTED A GUN PERMIT 411 00:21:50,459 --> 00:21:52,025 WITHOUT WRITTEN CONSENT 412 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,510 BY A PARENT OR GUARDIAN. 413 00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:55,412 Hanson: UNLESS THEY HAVE 414 00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,715 A FELONY CONVICTION IN THE LAST SEVEN YEARS. 415 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,483 I WAS GETTING TO THAT PART. 416 00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:01,168 WAIT FOR YOUR PITCH, HARRY. 417 00:22:01,204 --> 00:22:05,005 YOU GUYS MIGHT HAVE INVENTED THE GAME 418 00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:07,007 BUT WE PERFECTED IT. 419 00:22:07,043 --> 00:22:10,094 YEAH, SUSHI AND BASEBALL, RIGHT? 420 00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,895 HOW WAS YOUR CONCERT? 421 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,480 RADICAL, AWESOME, LIKE WOW? 422 00:22:13,516 --> 00:22:16,433 I'VE NEVER LISTENED TO VAN HALEN IN MY LIFE. 423 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,269 I GOT THAT FROM AN EXPERT. 424 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:22,038 JEFFREY STILL MIGHT BE OUR GUY. 425 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,790 HE'S A REAL LONER 426 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,226 PART-TIME JUNIOR VAMPIRE 427 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,878 SPIES ON HIS ENGLISH TEACHER AT NIGHT 428 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:30,014 AND HANGS OUT ON THE SCHOOL ROOF. 429 00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:33,417 TRIES TO BE A HARD GUY. 430 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:36,187 HUGE CAMPAIGN, BUT NOT A LOT OF VOTES. 431 00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:37,170 ANY PRIORS? 432 00:22:37,206 --> 00:22:38,956 NO, JUST A FELONY-SIZE 433 00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:40,290 CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER-- 434 00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,392 PROBLEMS AT HOME, THINGS LIKE THAT. 435 00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:44,528 I'M NOT SURE WHAT HE SELLS IS HOT. 436 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:46,997 HE THINKS I'M A PLAYER. 437 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:57,808 OH, WAIT, I DIDN'T ORDER THAT. 438 00:22:57,843 --> 00:22:59,143 I DID. 439 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:01,145 MIND IF I JOIN YOU? 440 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,680 WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW 441 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:06,249 AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE BUYING ME A DRINK. 442 00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:07,251 I DIDN'T. 443 00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:08,886 I BOUGHT IT FOR ME. 444 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:10,654 BESIDES, IT'S A COKE. 445 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:12,689 DID YOU SPILL THE FIRST ONE? 446 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,558 IT'S RAINING. 447 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:15,625 IT'S RAINING? 448 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,328 OH, GREAT, I WALKED HERE. 449 00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:21,281 THIS IS A STRANGE PLACE 450 00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,217 TO BE GRADING PAPERS 451 00:23:23,252 --> 00:23:24,684 DON'T YOU THINK? 452 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:28,172 NOT CONSIDERING MOST ARE WRITTEN AT TWISTED SISTER CONCERTS. 453 00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:30,074 YOU'RE A TWISTED SISTER FAN? 454 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:33,444 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO FORGET OUR FIRST MEETING. 455 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,346 WHAT MEETING? 456 00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:39,917 I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE THE WRONG IMPRESSION OF ME. 457 00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:43,170 TO BE HONEST 458 00:23:43,205 --> 00:23:45,105 I WAS ATTRACTED TO YOU 459 00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:48,241 BUT IT WASN'T REALLY YOU I WAS ATTRACTED TO. 460 00:23:48,277 --> 00:23:50,727 WHO WAS IT? 461 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:56,567 THERE'S SOMEONE AROUND TOWN WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE ME-- 462 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,301 BIG GUY, DARK HAIR 463 00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:00,654 EATS WITH HIS FINGERS 464 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:01,922 LOUSY DANCER. 465 00:24:01,957 --> 00:24:03,974 THE WORST, TERRIBLE. 466 00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:06,343 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY... 467 00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:09,813 IS IF THINGS WERE SUDDENLY DIFFERENT 468 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:14,134 AND WE REALLY WERE THOSE TWO PEOPLE BACK THERE 469 00:24:14,187 --> 00:24:16,587 WHO KNOWS, BUT... 470 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:17,571 WE'RE NOT. 471 00:24:17,606 --> 00:24:19,039 I'M YOUR TEACHER. 472 00:24:19,074 --> 00:24:20,624 YOU'RE MY STUDENT. 473 00:24:22,361 --> 00:24:24,094 TEACHER, STUDENT, SEE? 474 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,396 OKAY, FINE 475 00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:29,266 BUT THE NEXT TIME I GET A FLAT TIRE, DON'T STOP 476 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,401 AND IF YOU DO... 477 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:33,087 DON'T BE SO DAMN CUTE. 478 00:24:33,122 --> 00:24:35,438 DARN CUTE. 479 00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:41,311 I BET YOU'RE GOING TO GROW UP TO BE A BIOLOGY TEACHER. 480 00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:44,881 I AM GROWN UP. 481 00:24:47,353 --> 00:24:50,237 LOOK, MS. CHADWICK, I WALKED IN THE DOOR 482 00:24:50,272 --> 00:24:52,072 I SAW YOU SITTING HERE 483 00:24:52,108 --> 00:24:55,075 I THOUGHT I'D COME BY AND SAY HI. 484 00:24:55,111 --> 00:24:56,409 THAT WAS ALL. 485 00:24:56,445 --> 00:24:58,011 JUST RELAX, OKAY? 486 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,987 A BIOLOGY TEACHER? 487 00:25:16,698 --> 00:25:19,833 THERE'S JUST ONE MORE THING I SHOULD ASK YOU 488 00:25:19,868 --> 00:25:23,053 STRICTLY STUDENT TO TEACHER. 489 00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:27,157 IS THIS WHY I FOUND ROQUEFORT DRESSING ON MY BOOK REPORT? 490 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:30,861 PROBABLY. 491 00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:32,029 THANK YOU. 492 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:55,152 ( echoes of crowd cheering ) 493 00:26:03,296 --> 00:26:05,496 ( echoes of crowd booing ) 494 00:26:05,531 --> 00:26:07,864 ( buzzer sounds ) 495 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:00,717 THANKS AGAIN FOR THE RIDE. 496 00:27:00,753 --> 00:27:01,752 IT'S FLU SEASON. 497 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,453 YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL. 498 00:27:03,488 --> 00:27:05,255 I HAD FUN. 499 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:06,473 THANKS. 500 00:27:06,508 --> 00:27:08,341 GOOD NIGHT. 501 00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:10,394 GOOD NIGHT. 502 00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:13,296 YOU KNOW... 503 00:27:13,331 --> 00:27:16,900 THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU THAT DOESN'T FIT. 504 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:20,704 MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE ALL THE PIECES YET. 505 00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:22,539 OH, REALLY? 506 00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:24,107 REALLY. 507 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,276 YOU HAVE A DATE FOR THE PROM? 508 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:29,646 SEVEN YEARS AGO, THANK YOU. 509 00:28:20,849 --> 00:28:24,150 HEY, NEVER WORK THAT DEEP WITHOUT A SNORKEL. 510 00:28:24,185 --> 00:28:26,419 YOU CAN DAMAGE THE BRAIN. 511 00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:27,938 ACCORDING TO MUNICIPAL CODE 512 00:28:27,973 --> 00:28:30,757 A QUARRY LOCATED WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS 513 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:34,444 MUST BE ENCLOSED WITH A WOODEN OR WIRE FENCE... 514 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,546 ...NOT LESS THAN SIX FEET 515 00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:37,864 ABOVE THE EXISTING GRATE. 516 00:28:37,899 --> 00:28:38,865 DON'T WORRY. 517 00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:40,467 WE DON'T HAVE QUARRIES. 518 00:28:40,502 --> 00:28:41,468 RELAX. 519 00:28:41,503 --> 00:28:42,920 HOW'S IT GOING? 520 00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:44,721 I BREEZED THROUGH MY WRITTEN. 521 00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:46,039 GOT MY ORAL THURSDAY 522 00:28:46,074 --> 00:28:50,294 AND AFTER THAT SERGEANT IOKI. 523 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:53,296 JENK WANTS TO SEE YOU IN HIS OFFICE. 524 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,699 THEY HIT AGAIN LAST NIGHT. 525 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,902 TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS' WORTH OF DESK CALCULATORS. 526 00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:00,837 TERRIFIC. 527 00:29:06,311 --> 00:29:07,611 JENKO, I'M SORRY. 528 00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:10,614 I NEVER THOUGHT HE'D HIT AGAIN THIS SOON. 529 00:29:10,649 --> 00:29:12,616 IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 530 00:29:12,651 --> 00:29:15,018 GUYS WHO CAMP OUT ON SCHOOL ROOFTOPS 531 00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:16,687 DON'T USUALLY MAKE MUCH SENSE. 532 00:29:16,722 --> 00:29:19,690 I THOUGHT I NEEDED TO GIVE HIM SOME ROOM. 533 00:29:19,725 --> 00:29:21,725 WELL, YOU GAVE HIM ROOM. 534 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,926 THE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL 535 00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:24,928 IS SCREAMING AT OUR GUYS DOWNTOWN. 536 00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:27,214 BECAUSE OF OUR CRACKERJACK PROTECTION 537 00:29:27,249 --> 00:29:30,317 HE'LL BE FORCED TO HIRE AN OUTSIDE SECURITY FIRM. 538 00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:32,085 TALK LIKE THAT, PAL 539 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,205 CAN PUT OUR JUMP STREET PROGRAM RIGHT INTO THE TOILET. 540 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,398 SO, WHAT WAS OUR ROOFTOP ROMEO UP TO LAST NIGHT? 541 00:29:45,433 --> 00:29:48,735 A LITTLE WINDOW-PEEPING ON THE TEACHER? 542 00:29:51,724 --> 00:29:54,458 WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE, ANYWAY? 543 00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:57,727 OH, SHE'S... 544 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,931 I WASN'T WITH STONE LAST NIGHT. 545 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,182 I WAS... OUT. 546 00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:03,750 WHERE'S "OUT"? 547 00:30:03,786 --> 00:30:05,035 OUT, OUT. 548 00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:09,305 I HAD SOMETHING TO EAT WITH A FRIEND. 549 00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:11,524 AND WHO MIGHT THAT BE, SPORT? 550 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,343 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHO? 551 00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:16,613 I DON'T MEAN THE WHO, AS IN THE ROCK GROUP. 552 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:19,649 I MEAN, WHAT PARTY WERE YOU WITH? 553 00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:22,802 NOW WE KNOW IT WASN'T OUR MAN STONE 554 00:30:22,838 --> 00:30:26,273 AS HE WAS OBVIOUSLY OCCUPIED. 555 00:30:26,308 --> 00:30:27,607 ( sighs ) 556 00:30:27,643 --> 00:30:29,075 I WAS WITH MY... 557 00:30:29,110 --> 00:30:31,594 ENGLISH TEACHER. 558 00:30:31,614 --> 00:30:33,597 AH, THE TEACHER. 559 00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:37,067 I HOPE YOU HAD A SWELL TIME. 560 00:30:37,102 --> 00:30:38,935 I TRIED. 561 00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:40,971 UH-HUH, I BET YOU DID. 562 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,606 DIAGRAM A FEW SENTENCES, BUB? 563 00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:45,392 I'M SORRY. 564 00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:47,610 HEY, HEY, YOU'RE A PERSON. 565 00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:49,279 YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE 566 00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:51,114 FOR HAVING A PERSONAL LIFE. 567 00:30:51,149 --> 00:30:53,400 YOU SHOULD JUST REMEMBER TO HAVE IT 568 00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:55,151 ON YOUR YEARLY TWO-WEEK VACATION. 569 00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:58,055 IF YOU THINK YOU STILL HAVE A CASE 570 00:30:58,090 --> 00:31:01,191 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO PICK UP YOUR BUDDY STONE. 571 00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:03,726 YEAH. 572 00:31:03,762 --> 00:31:05,345 OKEY-DOKEY. 573 00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:07,230 OKEY-DOKE. 574 00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:12,936 CHEKHOV, IN ADDITION TO HIS MANY CONTRIBUTIONS 575 00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:14,471 TO THE WORLD OF THEATER-- 576 00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:17,123 WHICH, AS I'M SURE YOU ALL KNOW 577 00:31:17,158 --> 00:31:18,892 HAVE RECEIVED WORLDWIDE RECOGNITION-- 578 00:31:18,927 --> 00:31:21,378 WAS ALSO A RESPECTED ESSAYIST... 579 00:31:22,497 --> 00:31:23,997 EXCUSE ME A SECOND. 580 00:31:32,607 --> 00:31:35,091 NO, JEFFREY ISN'T IN CLASS TODAY. 581 00:31:35,126 --> 00:31:37,043 WAS THERE A ROSE ON YOUR DESK TODAY? 582 00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:38,378 YES. 583 00:31:38,414 --> 00:31:41,414 BUT I'M SURE IT'S JUST A HARMLESS CRUSH. 584 00:31:41,450 --> 00:31:42,432 "HARMLESS CRUSH"? 585 00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:43,767 THE GUY'S A THIEF. 586 00:31:43,802 --> 00:31:45,435 ALBERT, I'LL HANDLE THIS. 587 00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:47,804 WOULD YOU COME WITH US, MS. CHADWICK? 588 00:31:55,597 --> 00:31:57,497 SIR, I REALLY DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR 589 00:31:57,533 --> 00:31:59,399 TO JUST SEARCH A STUDENT'S LOCKER. 590 00:31:59,434 --> 00:32:01,401 IT'S NOT ONLY UNFAIR, IT'S ILLEGAL. 591 00:32:01,436 --> 00:32:03,403 TOM, PLEASE STAY OUT OF THIS. 592 00:32:03,438 --> 00:32:04,738 I'M ALREADY INTO IT. 593 00:32:04,773 --> 00:32:06,573 RETURN TO CLASS OR GET DETENTION. 594 00:32:06,608 --> 00:32:07,624 OPEN IT. 595 00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:08,491 DON'T DO THIS! 596 00:32:08,526 --> 00:32:09,342 TOM... 597 00:32:09,377 --> 00:32:11,094 I HAVE TO ASK YOU NOT TO OPEN 598 00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:12,595 JEFFREY STONE'S LOCKER. 599 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,833 I'M A POLICE OFFICER. 600 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,104 THAT WAS ONE OF THE PIECES MISSING. 601 00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:24,641 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 602 00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:27,577 OPENING THAT LOCKER IS ILLEGAL SEARCH AND SEIZURE. 603 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,662 Weintraub: A COP? 604 00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:30,463 WHY WASN'T I NOTIFIED? 605 00:32:30,498 --> 00:32:32,015 THEN IT'S NOT UNDERCOVER. 606 00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:33,950 YOU'RE HARASSING THE STUDENT BODY? 607 00:32:33,985 --> 00:32:36,119 NO, I PRETTY MUCH STAY AWAY 608 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:37,888 FROM THE STUDENT BODIES. 609 00:32:37,923 --> 00:32:38,772 OPEN IT. 610 00:32:38,807 --> 00:32:40,223 NOT WITHOUT PROBABLE CAUSE. 611 00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:42,692 WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT IS CAUSE ENOUGH. 612 00:32:42,728 --> 00:32:45,528 ALBERT SAW STONE'S CAR IN THE PARKING LOT 613 00:32:45,563 --> 00:32:46,580 BEFORE HE OPENED THE SCHOOL. 614 00:32:46,615 --> 00:32:48,114 Janowitz: HE WAS SLINKING THESE HALLWAYS. 615 00:32:48,150 --> 00:32:51,234 I TURNED AROUND AND HE DRIVES AWAY. 616 00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:53,620 ( school bell rings ) 617 00:32:53,655 --> 00:32:54,821 Weintraub: I WANT STONE ARRESTED. 618 00:32:54,856 --> 00:32:55,939 Hanson: NO! 619 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,374 I HAVE EVERY RIGHT... 620 00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:59,042 LET ME DO MY JOB! 621 00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:00,543 DON'T BE AN IDIOT. 622 00:33:00,578 --> 00:33:01,544 Stone: I DON'T KNOW. 623 00:33:01,579 --> 00:33:04,447 THAT'S ASKING A LOT. 624 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:06,399 Stone: SOMETHING I CAN DO FOR YOU? 625 00:33:06,434 --> 00:33:08,151 NEED TICKETS TO VAN HALEN? 626 00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:12,806 TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL TRADE YOU 627 00:33:12,841 --> 00:33:14,658 TWO FRONT ROW CENTER SEATS 628 00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:17,127 FOR A STACK OF SIGNED HALL PASSES. 629 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,595 OPEN IT. 630 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,230 WHY? 631 00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:23,833 OPEN YOUR LOCKER, JEFF. 632 00:33:23,869 --> 00:33:26,335 GET A GUY SOME FAKE I.D. 633 00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:27,603 AND WHAM, HE STARTS 634 00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:29,488 GIVING ORDERS LIKE AN ADULT. 635 00:33:29,524 --> 00:33:31,958 THIS ONE'S NOT FAKE. 636 00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:37,614 WHY, YOU NARC BLOSSOM. 637 00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:41,351 VERY SMOOTH ROUTINE, GILMORE. 638 00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:43,553 VERY SMOOTH INDEED. 639 00:33:43,589 --> 00:33:47,557 FOR A WHILE THERE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A JERK 640 00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:49,209 BUT YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL JERK 641 00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:50,377 RIGHT? 642 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:52,278 GILMORE? 643 00:33:52,313 --> 00:33:54,381 BET YOU THAT ISN'T EVEN YOUR REAL NAME. 644 00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:57,801 OPEN YOUR LOCKER, SON. 645 00:33:57,836 --> 00:34:00,036 NOT WITHOUT A WARRANT. 646 00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:02,322 EVEN THE CUB SCOUT HERE 647 00:34:02,357 --> 00:34:03,940 WILL TELL YOU THAT. 648 00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:08,044 BUT THEN AGAIN 649 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,648 I'LL GET A KICK OUT OF EMBARRASSING HIM. 650 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,316 OH, COME ON. 651 00:34:30,351 --> 00:34:32,018 WOULD YOU PLEASE... 652 00:34:32,053 --> 00:34:35,705 OH, THIS IS THE BEST PART FOR YOU, GILMORE. 653 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:36,756 RIGHT? 654 00:34:36,791 --> 00:34:37,757 RIGHT. 655 00:34:37,792 --> 00:34:38,825 THAT'S NOT MY MERCHANDISE. 656 00:34:38,861 --> 00:34:39,826 IT'S TOO CHEAP. 657 00:34:39,862 --> 00:34:42,062 YOU ONLY DEAL IN QUALITY ITEMS. 658 00:34:42,097 --> 00:34:43,680 Stone: THAT'S RIGHT. 659 00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:47,033 COME ON, YOU GUYS CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS. 660 00:34:47,068 --> 00:34:50,303 TRY AT LEAST FOR A CLASS-A FELONY, HUH? 661 00:34:50,339 --> 00:34:51,537 GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 662 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:52,838 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 663 00:34:52,874 --> 00:34:54,340 I DIDN'T DO IT. 664 00:34:54,376 --> 00:34:56,676 "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 665 00:34:56,711 --> 00:34:57,677 "ANYTHING YOU SAY 666 00:34:57,712 --> 00:35:00,012 "CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU 667 00:35:00,048 --> 00:35:02,131 "IN A COURT OF LAW. 668 00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:04,450 "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY. 669 00:35:04,485 --> 00:35:06,419 IF YOU GIVE UP THAT RIGHT..." 670 00:35:15,881 --> 00:35:17,697 WOULD IT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE 671 00:35:17,732 --> 00:35:19,833 IF I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T DO IT? 672 00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:21,835 THANKS FOR BAILING ME OUT. 673 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:24,271 IF I WASN'T GOING TO LONDON TOMORROW 674 00:35:24,306 --> 00:35:26,940 I'D HAVE LET YOU SPEND THE NIGHT THERE. 675 00:35:26,975 --> 00:35:28,108 I DIDN'T DO IT. 676 00:35:28,143 --> 00:35:29,142 DON'T LIE. 677 00:35:29,178 --> 00:35:30,143 I DON'T LIE. 678 00:35:30,179 --> 00:35:31,178 WHY SHOULD I? 679 00:35:31,213 --> 00:35:32,545 YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN. 680 00:35:32,580 --> 00:35:36,649 I'M ANGRY THAT YOU WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO GET CAUGHT. 681 00:35:36,685 --> 00:35:38,084 RIGHT. 682 00:35:38,119 --> 00:35:40,487 IF YOU TURN A PROFIT, PROTECT THE BOTTOM LINE. 683 00:35:40,522 --> 00:35:42,873 MAYBE NEXT TIME THERE WON'T BE A BOTTOM LINE. 684 00:35:44,893 --> 00:35:47,310 HOW ABOUT IF THERE'S EVEN NO NEXT TIME? 685 00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:48,878 ( car engine starts ) 686 00:35:58,157 --> 00:35:59,456 HI. 687 00:36:00,775 --> 00:36:01,774 CAN I EXPLAIN? 688 00:36:01,810 --> 00:36:03,042 NO. 689 00:36:03,095 --> 00:36:04,310 MS. CHADWICK... 690 00:36:04,345 --> 00:36:06,863 DON'T CALL ME MS. CHADWICK. 691 00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:08,130 YOU LIED TO ME. 692 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,833 NO, I MISLED YOU. 693 00:36:11,069 --> 00:36:13,403 I WAS ONLY DOING MY JOB. 694 00:36:13,438 --> 00:36:14,371 OH, "YOUR JOB." 695 00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:17,239 EMOTIONALLY RIPPING OFF 696 00:36:17,276 --> 00:36:20,677 AND HUMILIATING KIDS LIKE JEFFREY STONE. 697 00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:23,196 IS THIS PART OF YOUR JOB, TOO? 698 00:36:23,231 --> 00:36:24,447 A PRETTY NICE GIFT 699 00:36:24,482 --> 00:36:26,849 BUT I DON'T IMPRESS THAT EASY. 700 00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:28,785 I DIDN'T GIVE YOU THIS. 701 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:31,788 CUTE CARD, BUT YOU SPELLED LORD BYRON WRONG. 702 00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:33,790 WHEN DID YOU GET IT? 703 00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:36,776 IT WAS ON MY DOORSTEP WHEN I GOT HOME. 704 00:36:36,811 --> 00:36:37,794 NICE TOUCH. 705 00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:39,663 REMINDS ME OF TENTH GRADE. 706 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,799 JEFFREY WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME VAN HALEN TICKETS. 707 00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:46,469 ONE OF HIS NIGHTLY STOPS WAS YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW 708 00:36:46,504 --> 00:36:48,905 TO WATCH YOU PICK OUT UNDERWEAR. 709 00:36:48,941 --> 00:36:49,973 WHAT? 710 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:51,040 YEAH. 711 00:36:51,075 --> 00:36:53,643 BUT HE DIDN'T GIVE YOU THIS. 712 00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:56,045 HE WAS SOLD OUT TWO NIGHTS AGO 713 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,216 AND HE'S BEEN IN JAIL SINCE THIS AFTERNOON. 714 00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:01,217 WHO DID? 715 00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:02,552 NOT ME. 716 00:37:02,587 --> 00:37:04,820 AND ALL THE ROSES? 717 00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:08,925 NOW, THOSE I WISH I DID GIVE YOU, YOU KNOW. 718 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:15,815 WHAT DO YOU DO? 719 00:37:15,850 --> 00:37:18,151 GO FROM HIGH SCHOOL TO HIGH SCHOOL 720 00:37:18,186 --> 00:37:19,919 PICKING UP YOUR ENGLISH TEACHERS? 721 00:37:19,972 --> 00:37:20,954 HEY... 722 00:37:21,689 --> 00:37:24,056 I WAS THE ONE WITH A FLAT TIRE. 723 00:37:24,092 --> 00:37:26,559 YOU WERE THE ONE WITHOUT THE JACK. 724 00:37:26,595 --> 00:37:28,060 FIFTY-FIFTY, HUH? 725 00:37:28,096 --> 00:37:30,196 SIXTY-FORTY, I'M IRRESISTIBLE. 726 00:37:30,232 --> 00:37:31,197 AND OFF DUTY. 727 00:37:31,233 --> 00:37:32,265 HOW ABOUT YOU? 728 00:37:35,937 --> 00:37:37,903 BOYS DIDN'T KISS LIKE THIS 729 00:37:37,939 --> 00:37:39,905 WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. 730 00:37:39,941 --> 00:37:41,241 IT'S A GOOD THING. 731 00:37:41,276 --> 00:37:42,942 YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE GRADUATED. 732 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:52,469 WHAT'S WRONG? 733 00:37:54,972 --> 00:37:58,558 IF I DIDN'T GIVE YOU THAT COMPACT DISC PLAYER 734 00:37:58,593 --> 00:38:01,144 AND STONE DIDN'T GIVE IT TO YOU 735 00:38:01,179 --> 00:38:04,747 MAYBE HE DIDN'T GIVE YOU THE ROSES EITHER. 736 00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:06,766 MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE DID. 737 00:38:06,801 --> 00:38:09,185 OKAY, MAYBE. 738 00:38:09,221 --> 00:38:12,789 WHICH MEANS MAYBE I BUSTED THE WRONG GUY. 739 00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:28,754 THAT'S MY BROTHER'S TROPHY 740 00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:30,907 ALBERT. 741 00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:32,942 KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF IT. 742 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:35,495 I WAS JUST CLEANING IT. 743 00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:38,881 CLEAN THE WINDOWS, BUT STAY AWAY FROM MY BROTHER'S STUFF. 744 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:41,334 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 745 00:38:41,369 --> 00:38:43,052 GOOD QUESTION. 746 00:38:43,088 --> 00:38:45,989 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 747 00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:48,824 BET YOU THOUGHT I WAS IN JAIL. 748 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:51,060 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE 749 00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:53,896 TO HAVE A RICH FATHER, DO YOU, ALBERT? 750 00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:59,435 I GOT TO TELL YOU, YOU'RE A LOUSY BASKETBALL PLAYER. 751 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,937 I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU. 752 00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:04,423 YOU'RE AS BAD AS WHEN YOU PLAYED WITH MY BROTHER. 753 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:06,425 YOU STILL STINK. 754 00:39:08,045 --> 00:39:10,046 YOU SET ME UP, YOU GOOF. 755 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,749 IT WAS YOU, MAN. 756 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:15,118 YOU SEE, I HANG AROUND HERE. 757 00:39:15,153 --> 00:39:17,653 KEEPS ME AWAY FROM OUT THERE. 758 00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:21,724 I SEE EVERYTHING. 759 00:39:21,759 --> 00:39:23,926 I SAW IT ALL. 760 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:26,595 YOU STEALING STUFF. 761 00:39:26,631 --> 00:39:31,567 I FIGURED, IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 762 00:39:31,602 --> 00:39:33,970 TILL I GOT BUSTED FOR IT. 763 00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:36,005 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 764 00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,107 PLAYING DUMB? 765 00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:40,442 YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT, ALBERT. 766 00:39:40,478 --> 00:39:43,946 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT PUT STUFF IN MY LOCKER. 767 00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:47,517 YOU PUT THE ROSES ON MS. CHADWICK'S DESK. 768 00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:48,851 I'M GOING TO TELL. 769 00:39:50,739 --> 00:39:53,890 OLD MAN WEINTRAUB, THE COPS 770 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:57,259 EVEN PRETTY LITTLE MISS CHADWICK. 771 00:39:57,295 --> 00:40:00,329 DON'T TELL HER ANYTHING, KYLE! 772 00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:03,065 "KYLE"? 773 00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:06,536 THAT'S MY BROTHER'S NAME, YOU TARDO. 774 00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:09,439 DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T REMEMBER HIM. 775 00:40:09,474 --> 00:40:12,108 HE GOT YOU BUMPED TO THE BENCH. 776 00:40:12,144 --> 00:40:15,278 BET YOU CHADWICK WOULD LOVE HIM. 777 00:40:15,313 --> 00:40:17,380 YOU TELL HER, I'LL KILL YOU! 778 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:18,698 YOU? 779 00:40:18,733 --> 00:40:21,367 YOU CAN BARELY EVEN MOP THESE HALLS. 780 00:40:21,403 --> 00:40:22,952 PAL, YOU'RE A TARDO! 781 00:40:24,289 --> 00:40:27,123 MY BROTHER SAID YOU HAD BAD MOVES. 782 00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:42,405 YEAH, KYLE, BIG SHOT! 783 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,739 YOU GOT TO PLAY! 784 00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:45,741 I GOT TO RIDE THE BENCH! 785 00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:47,510 I'M NOT KYLE! 786 00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:49,045 DROP IT, JANOWITZ, NOW! 787 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:09,432 ( echoes of crowd cheering ) 788 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,034 NO! 789 00:41:13,287 --> 00:41:16,105 ( echoes of crowd booing ) 790 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:42,599 THE GUYS WHO GO TO THE PLAYOFFS... 791 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:48,588 THEY GET THE GIRLS. 792 00:41:54,445 --> 00:42:00,083 THEY GET A CHANCE TO WIN. 793 00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:02,451 THEY GET A LIFE. 794 00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:08,007 THE GUYS WHO ARE ON THE BENCH... 795 00:42:10,812 --> 00:42:13,329 THEY STAY THERE FOREVER. 796 00:42:24,408 --> 00:42:26,275 ( handcuffs clicking ) 797 00:42:43,110 --> 00:42:44,894 THANKS. 798 00:42:44,929 --> 00:42:47,196 WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER STUFF-- STOLEN? 799 00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,699 I BOUGHT IT. 800 00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:50,983 WHY? 801 00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:53,286 WHY NOT? 802 00:42:55,189 --> 00:42:58,674 LOOK, JUST FOR THE RECORD 803 00:42:58,709 --> 00:43:01,310 I WASN'T SPYING ON MS. CHADWICK. 804 00:43:01,346 --> 00:43:05,681 I WAS TRYING TO GET UP ENOUGH NERVE TO ASK HER OUT. 805 00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:09,151 YOU BEAT ME TO IT. 806 00:43:09,187 --> 00:43:11,353 I GUESS I DID. 807 00:43:11,389 --> 00:43:15,240 VERY SMOOTH ROUTINE, GILMORE. 808 00:43:15,276 --> 00:43:17,693 VERY SMOOTH. 809 00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:19,394 I'M IMPRESSED. 810 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,113 REMIND ME-- 811 00:43:21,148 --> 00:43:23,282 I OWE YOU A COUPLE GOOD SEATS 812 00:43:23,318 --> 00:43:25,735 NEXT TIME SPRINGSTEEN COMES IN TOWN. 813 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:27,853 YOU GOT IT. 814 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:31,640 I'LL SEE YOU. 815 00:43:31,675 --> 00:43:32,841 YEAH. 816 00:43:52,696 --> 00:43:55,331 OKAY, KYLE... 817 00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:58,034 THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. 818 00:44:13,334 --> 00:44:15,284 ( horn honking ) 819 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:16,718 HEY, LIZARD BREATH! 820 00:44:16,754 --> 00:44:18,270 DIDN'T YOU SEE ME? 821 00:44:18,305 --> 00:44:19,922 HUH? 822 00:44:19,957 --> 00:44:21,924 YOU GOT A DRIVER'S LICENSE? 823 00:44:21,959 --> 00:44:23,509 GEEZ, GET OUT OF HERE! 824 00:44:27,598 --> 00:44:30,566 Ioki: EVERYBODY DRIVES LIKE A MANIAC. 825 00:44:38,743 --> 00:44:41,360 ( muttering ): AN OFFICER CANNOT ENGAGE 826 00:44:41,396 --> 00:44:46,032 IN DIRECT OR INDIRECT OWNERSHIP OF THE... 827 00:44:46,067 --> 00:44:47,699 ORAL TEST, ORAL TEST. 828 00:44:47,735 --> 00:44:50,702 AROUND THE CORNER, SIXTH FLOOR ELEVATOR. 829 00:44:50,738 --> 00:44:56,058 Ioki: A CONVICTED FELON MAY NOT BE ISSUED A GUN PERMIT... 830 00:44:59,046 --> 00:45:00,662 HARRY TRUMAN IOKI? 831 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:01,664 YES. 832 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,298 YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR EXAM? 833 00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:04,299 YES. 834 00:45:07,072 --> 00:45:10,172 MY DRIVER'S LICENSE. 835 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:17,947 HI. 836 00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:21,583 CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK? 837 00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:25,838 WHY DON'T WE JUST STAY IN? 58133

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