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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,434 --> 00:00:01,416 ( screaming ) 2 00:00:04,688 --> 00:00:05,653 SHUT UP! 3 00:00:05,689 --> 00:00:06,338 SHUT UP! 4 00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:08,373 Father: WHAT DO YOU WANT? 5 00:00:08,408 --> 00:00:10,509 ASK YOUR LITTLE NO-COLOR CHOIRBOY. 6 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:13,578 YOU OWE ME SIX GRAND. 7 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,530 KENNY, YOU KNOW THESE BOYS? 8 00:00:15,566 --> 00:00:16,865 LOOK, GUYS, I'LL GET IT. 9 00:00:16,901 --> 00:00:18,716 I JUST NEED MORE TIME. 10 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:23,438 ( burglar alarm ringing ) 11 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,227 KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME, HUH? 12 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:31,163 I FEEL LIKE A CHILD MOLESTER. 13 00:00:32,516 --> 00:00:33,515 OH! 14 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:36,751 NICE WORK, KID. 15 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:38,403 Captain: DEPARTMENT'S GOT AN UNDERCOVER PROGRAM. 16 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:40,388 EVERY YEAR WE TAKE YOUNG-LOOKING OFFICERS-- 17 00:00:40,424 --> 00:00:43,541 YOUNG-LOOKING ONES WE THINK CAN HANDLE THE PRESSURE. 18 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,811 WE TEACH THEM TO BE TEENAGERS AGAIN. 19 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:49,447 WE SEND THEM TO HIGH SCHOOLS THAT CAN USE A MAN UNDERCOVER. 20 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:50,515 NO, THANKS. 21 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,251 THIS OR A DESK JOB UNTIL YOU LOOK OLD ENOUGH 22 00:00:53,286 --> 00:00:54,419 TO BE A COP. 23 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:57,856 THIS IS NOT A REAL IMPRESSIVE COMPLETION RECORD, BAUER. 24 00:00:57,892 --> 00:01:01,860 SEEMS LIKE AT WILCOX HIGH YOU THREW A LOT OF INTERCEPTIONS. 25 00:01:04,581 --> 00:01:07,082 Kenny: COME ON, WAXER. 26 00:01:07,117 --> 00:01:08,550 LEAVE ME ALONE, MAN. 27 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:15,674 YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT HERE AT AMHERST, BOY. 28 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:18,543 YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT A LOT, IF YOU LIKE DYING. 29 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:31,223 ♪ WE NEVER THOUGHT OF FINDING ♪ 30 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:33,825 ♪ A PLACE WHERE WE BELONG ♪ 31 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:36,478 ♪ DON'T HAVE TO STAND ALONE ♪ 32 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:39,114 ♪ WE'LL NEVER LET YOU FALL ♪ 33 00:01:39,149 --> 00:01:41,616 ♪ DON'T NEED PERMISSION ♪ 34 00:01:41,652 --> 00:01:44,002 ♪ TO DECIDE WHAT YOU BELIEVE ♪ 35 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:45,286 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LEARN SOMETHING ♪ 36 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:46,454 ♪ WHEN WE MEET YOU AFTER SCHOOL ♪ 37 00:01:46,490 --> 00:01:47,923 ♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪ 38 00:01:47,958 --> 00:01:51,526 ♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪ 39 00:01:51,562 --> 00:01:52,627 ♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪ 40 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:56,348 ♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪ 41 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:58,349 ♪ YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE THERE ♪ 42 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:02,353 ♪ WHEN YOUR BACK IS TO THE WALL ♪ 43 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:04,389 ♪ YOU'LL FIND YOU NEED US ♪ 44 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:07,358 ♪ 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO CALL ♪ 45 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:12,364 ♪ WHEN IT LOOKS HOPELESS A DECISION'S WHAT YOU NEED ♪ 46 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:14,349 ♪ YOU BETTER BE READY 'CAUSE YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME ♪ 47 00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:15,450 ♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪ 48 00:02:15,485 --> 00:02:17,835 ♪ 21 JUMP STREET! ♪ 49 00:02:23,994 --> 00:02:26,528 Jenko: KYLE ROTE, BABY-- NEW YORK GIANTS. 50 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:27,245 GREAT RUNNER. 51 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:29,815 GUYS, CAN WE TALK? 52 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:32,050 OPEN. 53 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,718 PENHALL. 54 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,136 INTERCEPTION-- ALL RIGHT! 55 00:02:35,171 --> 00:02:36,938 GUYS, I'D REALLY LIKE TO GET... 56 00:02:36,974 --> 00:02:39,874 HE HELD HIS TEETH LIKE THIS WHEN HE RAN-- KYLE. 57 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:43,694 I USED TO IMITATE HIM WHEN I WAS PLAYING IN HIGH SCHOOL... 58 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:44,762 ( both grunt ) 59 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:47,098 GUYS, CAN WE GET DOWN TO BUSINESS HERE? 60 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:50,135 ( roaring ) 61 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,603 ( grunts ) 62 00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:54,773 GUYS, I'D REALLY LIKE TO TAKE CARE OF THIS. 63 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:56,441 HUH? 64 00:02:56,476 --> 00:02:59,378 WELL, ACCORDING TO PROCEDURE, I'M SUPPOSED TO DEBRIEF. 65 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:01,646 "PROCEDURE"? HEY, MAN, 66 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:02,914 I HATE THAT WORD. 67 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:06,451 IT SOUNDS... REPUBLICAN OR SOMETHING. 68 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:07,886 I AM A REPUBLICAN. 69 00:03:07,922 --> 00:03:09,821 YEAH, IT FIGURES. 70 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:12,407 OKAY, TIME'S UP, GANG. 71 00:03:14,745 --> 00:03:17,512 I BET THIS IS THE ONLY PRECINCT IN THE DEPARTMENT 72 00:03:17,547 --> 00:03:18,680 THAT HAS RECESS. 73 00:03:18,716 --> 00:03:21,649 WHOO, CONSIDER IT A BREAK, BUDDY. 74 00:03:21,685 --> 00:03:23,202 15 YEARS AGO, 75 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:26,170 I'D HAVE HAD EVERYBODY MEDITATE FOR AN HOUR. 76 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,724 Jenko: OKAY, BUCKAROOS, 77 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,860 LET'S TELL JENKO DADDIO WHAT WENT DOWN 78 00:03:31,895 --> 00:03:33,111 AT THE SCHOOLHOUSE TODAY. 79 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:37,266 IN CASE ANYBODY'S BABY GETS CONSTIPATED? 80 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:38,250 YOU WISH, MAN. 81 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:40,452 THE STUFF HASN'T EVEN TAKEN ITS FIRST STEP. 82 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,437 I THOUGHT PARKER CENTER WASN'T FRONTING YOU 83 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,022 THE BUY MONEY TILL THURSDAY. 84 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,924 BUREAUCRACY WAITS FOR NO JUNKIE, JACK. 85 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,226 I GOT TWO LARGE OUT OF HOFFS' RESERVE. 86 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:49,227 BUT THE SUSPECT 87 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:51,396 LET ME TAKE THE REST OF IT. 88 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:53,031 THIS GUY'S NOT TOO BRIGHT. 89 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:53,948 GOOD GOING, HARRY. 90 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:56,134 I'LL FILE A WARRANT IN THE MORNING-- 91 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,668 WE'LL PICK THE CREEP UP. 92 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:58,587 AND I SHARE 93 00:03:58,622 --> 00:03:59,604 THE COLLAR, RIGHT? 94 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:00,505 WHAT? 95 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,840 HEY, TOJO, IT WAS MY TWO GRAND. 96 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,376 Jenko: HANSON, YOU STAY 97 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,643 OUT OF TROUBLE TODAY? 98 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:08,163 NOTES? 99 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:10,732 YOU RELATED TO STEVE GARVEY? 100 00:04:10,767 --> 00:04:12,500 ( clears throat ) 101 00:04:12,535 --> 00:04:14,902 6:45 AM. 102 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:17,489 REPORTED TO JUMP STREET HEADQUARTERS FOR ROLL CALL. 103 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:18,489 CAPTAIN JENKO... 104 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:20,658 I THINK WE GOT THAT PART, HANSON. 105 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:21,926 WE WERE THERE, REMEMBER? 106 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:22,944 ( clicks tongue ) 107 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:29,134 ARRIVED AMHERST HIGH SCHOOL AT 8:37 108 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:30,735 AND IMMEDIATELY HAD AN ALTERCATION 109 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:31,737 WITH TYRELL THOMPSON. 110 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,505 ALTERCATION TOOK PLACE OVER PROPRIETORSHIP 111 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:34,740 OF A PARKING SPOT. 112 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,408 NO SHOTS FIRED. 113 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,410 OH, GOOD THING, HANSON-- 114 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,995 YOU DIDN'T HAVE A GUN. 115 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,930 THOMPSON IS COMMONLY KNOWN AS "WAXER." 116 00:04:41,965 --> 00:04:43,514 HE IS A REPEAT OFFENDER. 117 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:45,050 I GOT THAT FROM JUVENILE-- 118 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,751 THEY KNOW ALL ABOUT HIM. 119 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,754 AND I'M ALMOST CERTAIN THAT WAXER'S 120 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,955 ONE OF THE SUSPECTS FROM THAT 211 121 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:53,475 THAT OFFICER DUNNIGAN AND I INVESTIGATED LAST WEEK. 122 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:55,793 ( imitating police dispatcher ): ONE-ADAM-TWELVE, ONE-ADAM-TWELVE, 123 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,347 211 GOING TO 415, KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 124 00:04:58,382 --> 00:04:59,631 GET TO THE POINT! 125 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:02,668 ONE OF THE VICTIMS, KENNETH WECKERLE 126 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,736 IS A STUDENT AT AMHERST. 127 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,420 WAS OBSERVED BY THIS OFFICER 128 00:05:06,456 --> 00:05:08,373 BEING EXTORTED BY TYRELL THOMPSON. 129 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:11,142 I THINK THAT MEANS SQUEEZED. 130 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:15,347 APPARENTLY, WECKERLE OWES THOMPSON A LOT OF MONEY. 131 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:16,114 FOR WHAT? 132 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:18,249 THAT'S WHAT HE'LL FIND OUT. 133 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:19,284 ( clicks tongue ) 134 00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:22,186 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S A COINCIDENCE 135 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:24,022 I WAS PUT INTO THE SCHOOL 136 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,557 THAT KENNY WECKERLE GOES TO. 137 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:28,059 NO, I TEND TO DOUBT IT, TOO, HANSON 138 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:31,162 UNLESS YOU THINK I JUST GOT OFF TOUR WITH THE MONKEES. 139 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:33,381 OF COURSE IT WASN'T AN ACCIDENT. 140 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:37,085 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE TIME FOR YOU TO COOL OUT-- 141 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:40,338 NOT GO IN THERE ROUSTING EVERYBODY IN STUDY HALL. 142 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,406 IF KENNY MADE ME AS A COP 143 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:44,476 IT WOULD HAVE BLOWN BOTH THE CASE 144 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,460 AND MY COVER. 145 00:05:45,495 --> 00:05:47,228 HEY, MAN, NEVER HAPPEN. 146 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:48,196 NAH. 147 00:05:48,231 --> 00:05:49,781 LOOK-- 148 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:54,653 YOU AND IOKI PUT A 24-HOUR STAKEOUT ON THIS KID. 149 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:58,006 AND HARRY, I GUESS YOU'D BETTER TAKE YOUR CAR. 150 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:00,825 WHY? 151 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,911 Jenko: SO KENNY WECKER- WENKER-WHATSIT 152 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,630 DOESN'T RECOGNIZE YOUR HOTSHOT '68 153 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,048 FROM THE PARKING LOT, 154 00:06:07,101 --> 00:06:08,783 COMPRENDE? 155 00:06:08,818 --> 00:06:11,086 OKAY, CLASS DISMISSED. 156 00:06:16,493 --> 00:06:21,979 Ioki: I LEARNED HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH BY WATCHING DRAGNET RERUNS. 157 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,698 I THOUGHT A "STAKEOUT" 158 00:06:23,734 --> 00:06:27,018 WAS HOW YOU GOT A SIRLOIN TO GO. 159 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:31,422 DON'T ASK ME WHAT I THOUGHT "ASSUME THE POSITION" MEANT. 160 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:35,143 MAN, I HATE THIS. 161 00:06:35,178 --> 00:06:37,496 I DON'T KNOW-- WE'RE IN THE FIELD. 162 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:38,563 I ENJOY IT. 163 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:39,830 YOU WOULD. 164 00:06:39,866 --> 00:06:41,766 YOU'RE ALL COP, AREN'T YOU? 165 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:43,118 LIKE YOUR OLD MAN. 166 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,670 I HEARD HE WAS PRETTY HOT. 167 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:47,973 HE WON THE MEDAL OF VALOR 168 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,724 AND EVERYTHING. 169 00:06:49,759 --> 00:06:51,209 WHAT DID HE WIN IT FOR? 170 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:54,145 GETTING KILLED. 171 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:15,266 Woman: ♪ LOCK THE DOORS, IGNORE THE KIDS AND LOOK THE OTHER WAY ♪ 172 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:20,355 ♪ IS THAT JUST THE WAY WE LIVE OUR LIVES IN THIS DAY AND AGE? ♪ 173 00:07:20,390 --> 00:07:22,790 ♪ WE ALL ARE PRISONERS ♪ 174 00:07:22,826 --> 00:07:25,227 ♪ WATCHING OUR WORLD DECLINE ♪ 175 00:07:25,262 --> 00:07:32,033 ♪ GOD ONLY HELP US WHILE WE'RE LIVIN' IT UP ON BORROWED TIME ♪ 176 00:07:32,068 --> 00:07:36,688 ♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT GONNA CHANGE ♪ 177 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:42,660 ♪ WE JUST FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO BLAME ♪ 178 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:49,000 ♪ WHAT A SHAME, WHAT A SHAME, WHAT A SHAME, WHAT A SHAME ♪ 179 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:50,502 ♪ HO-OH ♪ 180 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:51,936 ♪ FATHER, MOTHER... ♪ 181 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:55,907 SOME COLLAR-- THE KID'S A NEWSPAPER BOY. 182 00:07:57,343 --> 00:07:59,610 ( alarm sounds ) 183 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:00,645 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 184 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,697 THE LITTLE JERK'S DOING SMASH-AND-GRABS. 185 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,949 Ioki: ALL RIGHT, TIME TO GOOSE THE DEUCE. 186 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:09,971 Woman: ♪ IS THAT JUST THE WAY OF THE WORLD? ♪ 187 00:08:10,006 --> 00:08:12,289 ♪ WE ALL DENY IT ♪ 188 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,659 ♪ BUT WHO'S GONNA FIGHT IT? ♪ 189 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:17,228 ♪ WELL, THAT'S JUST THE WAY OF THE... ♪ 190 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:19,096 ♪ THAT'S JUST THE WAY OF... ♪ 191 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,482 Hanson: GO EASY, IOKI. 192 00:08:20,517 --> 00:08:22,517 WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW HIM. 193 00:08:22,552 --> 00:08:23,918 Ioki: IT'S A 459. 194 00:08:23,953 --> 00:08:25,203 I NEED THE COLLAR. 195 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,672 HOFFS GOT HALF OF MY LAST ONE. 196 00:08:30,226 --> 00:08:32,860 ( song continues ) 197 00:08:32,895 --> 00:08:35,095 ♪ TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE ♪ 198 00:08:35,131 --> 00:08:37,381 ♪ EVERYONE'S SO DYSFUNCTIONAL ♪ 199 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:40,468 ♪ FIND YOURSELVES ON TALK TV ♪ 200 00:08:40,503 --> 00:08:42,771 ♪ MORE AND MORE FLIP THE DIAL ♪ 201 00:08:42,806 --> 00:08:44,338 ♪ LOOK WHAT'S ON ♪ 202 00:08:44,374 --> 00:08:46,207 ♪ I'M GONNA GET BY ♪ 203 00:08:46,242 --> 00:08:52,363 ♪ LIFE, LIBERTY, THE PURSUIT OF LIES, LIES, LIES ♪ 204 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:57,635 ♪ SOUND BITES HAVE MISLED ♪ 205 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:59,971 ♪ THE MANTRAS FILL OUR HEAD... ♪ 206 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,973 ( tires screeching ) 207 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:02,924 ( siren blaring ) 208 00:09:05,195 --> 00:09:06,561 ( horn honks ) 209 00:09:06,596 --> 00:09:08,412 ( siren continues ) 210 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:15,236 Woman: ♪ FATHER, MOTHER, SISTER AND BROTHER ♪ 211 00:09:15,272 --> 00:09:20,108 ♪ IS THAT JUST THE WAY OF THE WORLD? ♪ 212 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:22,510 ♪ MODERN HEALERS ♪ 213 00:09:22,545 --> 00:09:24,812 ♪ WHEELERS AND DEALERS ♪ 214 00:09:24,848 --> 00:09:29,167 ♪ IS THAT JUST THE WAY OF THE WORLD? ♪ 215 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,301 ♪ OH-OH ♪ 216 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,702 ♪ WE ALL DENY IT... ♪ 217 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,838 PULL OVER, IT'S ONE OF OURS. 218 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,640 BUT HE'S GETTING AWAY. 219 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:37,858 Woman: ♪ THAT'S JUST THE WAY OF THE... ♪ 220 00:09:37,894 --> 00:09:43,614 ♪ THAT'S JUST THE WAY OF THE WORLD ♪ 221 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,116 ♪ YEAH! ♪ 222 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:48,386 ( siren continues ) 223 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:10,341 ( brakes squeal ) 224 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,401 OKAY, GET YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM 225 00:10:20,436 --> 00:10:21,603 AND FREEZE. 226 00:10:21,638 --> 00:10:23,588 DON'T SHOOT. I'M A COP. 227 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,822 SAYS WHO? 228 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,791 SAYS ME. 229 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:29,693 HANSON. 230 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,030 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 231 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,431 I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU 232 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,184 WITHOUT THE BANDAGE ON YOUR PARTNER'S NOSE. 233 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,977 Teacher: THE METER OR THE RHYME OF A WELL-WRITTEN SENTENCE 234 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:50,315 GIVES US, THE WRITER, THE POETIC PLATFORM TO IN FACT LAUNCH 235 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:54,853 THE LITERARY PASSION THAT WE, THE WRITERS, INTEND. 236 00:10:56,556 --> 00:11:00,825 CAN ANYONE TELL ME ANOTHER REASON 237 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:03,745 WE MIGHT CHOOSE TO DIAGRAM A SENTENCE? 238 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:04,913 ANYONE? 239 00:11:04,948 --> 00:11:06,448 JUST RAISE YOUR HAND. 240 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,235 DAVID GOBAL? 241 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:12,386 HUH? 242 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:13,721 ( class tittering ) 243 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,189 GOOD MORNING, MR. GOBAL. 244 00:11:15,224 --> 00:11:17,424 MIGHT YOU TELL THE REST OF THE CLASS 245 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:20,344 WHY WE MIGHT WANT TO DIAGRAM A SENTENCE? 246 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,347 SO YOU CAN DRAW A SALARY? 247 00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:25,333 ( class laughing ) 248 00:11:25,368 --> 00:11:26,968 I'LL TAKE THAT, MR. BAUER. 249 00:11:27,003 --> 00:11:31,305 I'M SURE THE REST OF THE CLASS IS BREATHLESS WITH INTEREST 250 00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:32,940 CONCERNING YOUR LIAISON. 251 00:11:32,976 --> 00:11:34,041 READ IT ALOUD. 252 00:11:34,076 --> 00:11:35,343 COME ON, MAN. 253 00:11:35,378 --> 00:11:36,610 IT'S PERSONAL. 254 00:11:36,646 --> 00:11:38,829 I'M NOT YOUR "MAN," MR. BAUER. 255 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:42,400 READ IT, OR GET READY FOR EXTRA INNINGS WITH MR. SHAFFER. 256 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,552 ( sighs ) 257 00:11:44,587 --> 00:11:45,786 ( clears throat ) 258 00:11:45,822 --> 00:11:47,321 "DEAR TOM 259 00:11:47,357 --> 00:11:49,307 "I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING MR. LAMB'S LECTURE 260 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,609 "ON DIAGRAMMING SENTENCES AS MUCH AS I AM. 261 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,011 IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, I'LL BE GLAD..." 262 00:11:58,768 --> 00:12:02,770 "HI. MY NAME IS WENDY, AND I LOVE TO PARTY. 263 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:05,005 "I'LL MEET YOU AFTER SCHOOL. 264 00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:08,192 IF YOU HAVE A CAR, TELL ME WHERE IT'S AT." 265 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:11,045 OH, BRILLIANTLY WRITTEN, MISS BYERS. 266 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:13,831 BUT IN MY CLASSROOM 267 00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:15,933 WE LIKE TO REFRAIN 268 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,252 FROM ENDING A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION. 269 00:12:18,288 --> 00:12:21,873 "IF YOU HAVE A CAR, TELL ME WHERE IT'S AT"? 270 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,524 HELP HER OUT, MR. BAUER. 271 00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:26,527 IT'S IN THE LOT, A BLUE '68 MUSTANG. 272 00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:29,246 WITH THE PREPOSITIONAL PROBLEM AT THE END 273 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:31,482 OF THE SENTENCE, GENIUS. 274 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:32,634 FOR EXAMPLE-- 275 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,969 IF YOU WERE TO ASK ME 276 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,971 WHERE THE CAFETERIA IS AT 277 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:39,824 HOW WOULD YOU ASK IT PROPERLY? 278 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:43,127 WHERE'S THE CAFETERIA AT, SCHMO? 279 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,229 ( laughter ) 280 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,097 ( bell rings ) 281 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,803 I HAVE BEEN FILLED IN ON YOUR POTENTIAL 282 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,738 AS A PROBLEM HERE AT AMHERST. 283 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,741 IN MY OWN WAY, I'D LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE 284 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,075 TO YOUR REHABILITATION. 285 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,578 INSTEAD OF GIVING YOU A WEEK'S DETENTION 286 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,914 I PREFER A MORE CIVIL APPROACH. 287 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,899 WELCOME TO THE DRAMA CLUB. 288 00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:07,735 I'M GOING TO BE DIRECTING RIP VAN WINKLE. 289 00:13:07,771 --> 00:13:10,738 IF YOU DON'T COME OUT FOR THE PLAY 290 00:13:10,774 --> 00:13:15,459 I'M SURE JAKE SHAFFER CAN ASSIGN YOU A MORE BARBARIC REPRISAL. 291 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:18,412 LOOK, WENDY, I THINK YOU'RE NICE AND ALL, BUT... 292 00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:20,581 THANKS. MY MOM THINKS I'M A TRAMP. 293 00:13:20,617 --> 00:13:21,749 SO I LIKE GUYS. 294 00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:22,916 IT'S NORMAL. 295 00:13:22,952 --> 00:13:25,919 I GOT A LOT OF HORMONAL ACTIVITY GOING ON. 296 00:13:25,955 --> 00:13:28,922 SHE MAKES ME WATCH THESE THINGS ON PUBLIC TV-- 297 00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:31,925 ABOUT TEENAGE PREGNANCY AND VENEREAL DISEASE. 298 00:13:31,961 --> 00:13:34,161 I DON'T DO THAT. 299 00:13:34,196 --> 00:13:35,496 EXCEPT I HAVE THIS FRIEND-- 300 00:13:35,531 --> 00:13:37,932 I WON'T TELL YOU HER NAME. 301 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:38,983 OKAY... IT'S SHEILA. 302 00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:41,352 SHE THOUGHT THAT SHE HAD HERPES 303 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,671 BUT IT WAS JUST A COLD SORE. 304 00:13:43,706 --> 00:13:45,506 ARE COLD SORES LIKE HERPES? 305 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:46,974 ABSOLUTELY. SAME. 306 00:13:47,009 --> 00:13:49,009 DO YOU REALLY HAVE A MUSTANG? 307 00:13:49,044 --> 00:13:50,261 YEAH. 308 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,313 WHERE DID YOU GET IT? 309 00:13:52,348 --> 00:13:53,648 IT WAS MY DAD'S. 310 00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:55,132 MINE DRIVES A CHRYSLER. 311 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,217 YOURS MUST BE REALLY COOL. 312 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,353 YEAH, HE WAS. 313 00:13:58,388 --> 00:14:00,288 LOOK, WENDY... 314 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:08,580 I ALREADY, UH... HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 315 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,992 LUCKY GIRL. 316 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,543 WHO? 317 00:14:22,578 --> 00:14:24,796 YOUR GIRLFRIEND. YOU'RE A GREAT KISSER. 318 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,448 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GO THROUGH LIFE 319 00:14:27,483 --> 00:14:28,749 WITHOUT AT LEAST ONE. 320 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,017 HEY, PAL. 321 00:14:30,053 --> 00:14:31,352 THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 322 00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:34,055 LUCKY GUY. SHE'S A GREAT KISSER. 323 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:41,028 FOR THIS YEAR'S SCHOOL DRAMATIC PRESENTATION 324 00:14:41,063 --> 00:14:44,699 I HAVE SELECTED RIP VAN WINKLE. 325 00:14:44,734 --> 00:14:46,200 MY FELLOW THESPIANS 326 00:14:46,235 --> 00:14:49,704 RIP VAN WINKLE IS AN AMERICAN CLASSIC. 327 00:14:49,739 --> 00:14:52,990 I AIN'T NO THESBIAN, MR. LAMB. 328 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,410 NO WAY, MAN, YOU'RE A HOMO. 329 00:14:55,445 --> 00:14:57,578 ALL RIGHT, CLASS... 330 00:14:57,613 --> 00:15:01,098 GLAD THAT YOU CAN MAKE IT, MR. BAUER. 331 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,917 I GOT HUNG UP WITH RONA BARRETT. 332 00:15:03,953 --> 00:15:06,687 SHE FIGURES I'LL BE BIGGER THAN PAUL NEWMAN. 333 00:15:06,723 --> 00:15:09,373 MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE YOU THE LEAD. 334 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,991 NO, I'M KIDDING. 335 00:15:11,027 --> 00:15:13,027 FORTUNATELY FOR WASHINGTON IRVING 336 00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:14,378 SO WAS I. 337 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,913 KENNY... KENNY! 338 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,448 IF YOU WOULD... 339 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:22,019 COULD YOU PLEASE READ THE PLAY WITH BUTCH CASSIDY HERE? 340 00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,488 KENNY WECKERLE, TOM BAUER. 341 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,389 THIS PLAY STINKS. 342 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,092 CAN'T WE DO SOMETHING WITH "DEATH" IN THE TITLE? 343 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,295 UH-OH. 344 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,588 WHAT ARE YOU, A HYPNOTIST? 345 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,474 QUIT STARING, HUH? 346 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:46,426 WHERE DO YOU WANT TO START? 347 00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:47,928 I... I DON'T KNOW. 348 00:15:47,964 --> 00:15:49,764 I DON'T KNOW THE PLAY. 349 00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:50,931 YOU'RE LUCKY. 350 00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:53,434 THE THING COULD CURE AN INSOMNIAC. 351 00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:56,254 HEY, DO I KNOW YOU? 352 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,055 NO. I'M NEW. 353 00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,924 I KNOW I KNOW YOU, MAN. 354 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,592 NO, YOU COULDN'T. 355 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,127 SEE, I'M FROM WILCOX. 356 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:05,395 YEAH, I DO. 357 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,999 YOU USED TO DATE MY SISTER. 358 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,334 HALF THE GUYS AT WILCOX HAVE. 359 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,669 KIND OF SKINNY. 360 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:12,870 NOREEN? 361 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,706 GOT ONE OF THEM SID VICIOUS HAIRCUTS. 362 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,208 OH, YEAH, NOREEN. 363 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,442 NICE GIRL. 364 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,711 WAIT TILL YOU LIVE WITH HER. 365 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,702 HEY, NEED A RIDE HOME? 366 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:29,837 NO. 367 00:16:29,872 --> 00:16:31,406 COME ON, IT'S NO PROBLEM. 368 00:16:31,441 --> 00:16:32,940 WHAT ARE YOU, A PRIEST? 369 00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:34,475 I DON'T NEED A RIDE. 370 00:16:34,511 --> 00:16:35,809 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 371 00:16:35,845 --> 00:16:37,378 IS SOMETHING WRONG OR SOMETHING? 372 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,879 WHO WANTS TO KNOW? 373 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:39,880 FORGET IT! 374 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:40,915 EXACTLY. 375 00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:44,285 HI. 376 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,586 HI. 377 00:16:45,621 --> 00:16:48,689 I DON'T WANT ANY MORE TROUBLE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND, OKAY? 378 00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:49,957 HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND. 379 00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:51,959 I JUST GO OUT WITH HIM. 380 00:16:51,994 --> 00:16:52,960 REALLY? 381 00:16:52,995 --> 00:16:53,961 YEAH. 382 00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:54,962 OKAY. 383 00:16:54,997 --> 00:16:57,532 I'M SORRY I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU THIS. 384 00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:59,133 YOU KNOW YOUR FRIEND SHEILA? 385 00:16:59,169 --> 00:17:00,435 UH-HUH. 386 00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:02,370 I GAVE HER THE COLD SORE. 387 00:17:02,405 --> 00:17:04,522 I LIKE YOU, BUT IT'D BE UNFAIR 388 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,841 IF I DIDN'T TELL YOU I'M A CARRIER. 389 00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:08,059 REALLY? 390 00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:12,230 YEP, WOUNDED IN ACTION DURING THE SEXUAL REVOLUTION. 391 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:15,817 BUT I'll GIVE YOU A CALL WHEN IT GOES INTO REMISSION. 392 00:17:15,852 --> 00:17:18,136 HEY, I KIND OF HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 393 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,104 BUT LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS, OKAY? 394 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,105 OKAY. 395 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,573 YUCK. 396 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,026 Waxer: COME ON, BOY. 397 00:17:26,062 --> 00:17:28,579 YOUR DADDY'S JAG WAS JUST THE INTEREST. 398 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,648 I NEED YOU TO PAY THE WHOLE TAB. 399 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,350 LOOK, MAN, I'M WORKING ON IT, I TOLD YOU. 400 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,169 Waxer: YOU BETTER WORK FASTER. 401 00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:37,338 THIS BANK'S GOT A STEEP RATE. 402 00:17:37,373 --> 00:17:38,339 LEAVE HIM ALONE. 403 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,409 THIS IS NONE OF YOUR PROBLEM. 404 00:17:41,444 --> 00:17:42,976 JUST GET OUT OF HERE. 405 00:17:43,012 --> 00:17:44,645 BUT HE'S MY PROBLEM. 406 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,397 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. 407 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:47,581 LEAVE HIM ALONE. 408 00:17:47,616 --> 00:17:48,933 YOU BEST CHILL. 409 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,118 HE'S A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE OF MINE. 410 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,569 SHUT UP ABOUT THAT! 411 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,759 START WORRYING ABOUT YOURSELF. 412 00:17:58,795 --> 00:18:02,212 I'M GOING TO CUT YOU A LESSON NOW, BOY. 413 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,548 COME ON, GET SOME OF THIS. 414 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,616 YOU BAD. 415 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:06,850 COME ON. 416 00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:11,255 HEY! 417 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,573 GET OUT OF HERE! 418 00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:15,910 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 419 00:18:15,945 --> 00:18:18,579 I TOLD YOU TWO PUNKS ABOUT THIS! 420 00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:22,383 RELAX. ME AND MY BUDDY WAS PLAYING THE DOZENS. 421 00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:25,302 THAT TRUE? 422 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,705 OH, YEAH. THE GUY'S A REAL BUDDY. 423 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,539 HEY, BUDDY, I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 424 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:30,707 PLEASE DO. 425 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,244 YOU KNOW I WILL. 426 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:40,184 DON'T TRY PULLING WAXER OFFSIDE, BAUER. 427 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,454 HE'S A KILLER. 428 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:44,922 IS HE? 429 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:48,759 SHAZAM, CAPTAIN MARVEL. 430 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,695 HOW DID YOU GET THIS SO FAST? 431 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:54,448 MY DAD'S OLD FRIEND RUNS THE NIGHT SHIFT 432 00:18:54,484 --> 00:18:57,101 DOWN AT RECORDS AND I.D.s. 433 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,769 A LITTLE EXTRA CREDIT, HUH? 434 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,104 GOOD LICKS, BUB. 435 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,272 LISTEN TO THIS-- 436 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,839 IN THE LAST SIX WEEKS 437 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,743 THERE HAVE BEEN 15 459s IN THE SAME AREA 438 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,978 ALL BETWEEN 4:00 AND 6:00 A.M. 439 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,430 I THOUGHT FOR SURE 440 00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:11,648 KENNY WECKERLE WAS INVOLVED IN DRUGS 441 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:14,384 BUT NOW IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A BURGLARY RING. 442 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,519 MAYBE. 443 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:18,388 BUT THEN WHERE DOES THIS WAXER FIT IN? 444 00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,390 HE'S PLAYING THE KID PRETTY HARD. 445 00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,493 HE TRIED TO BEAT HIM UP. 446 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,495 RIPPED OFF HIS OLD MAN'S CAR. 447 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:27,264 I STILL THINK WE SHOULD PICK KENNY UP. 448 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,817 WE CAN MAKE A GOOD CASE-- 449 00:19:29,852 --> 00:19:31,668 I.D.ed HIM AT THE SCENE. 450 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:32,770 HERE'S THE DEAL. 451 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:35,005 WE'LL KEEP AN EYE ON SCOOTER WECKERLE. 452 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,607 YOU STICK WITH WAXER. 453 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:40,144 IT SEEMS IT'D TAKE A LOT MORE THAN HOT WATCHES AND CAMERAS 454 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,047 TO PAY FOR THAT FERRARI HE'S DRIVING. 455 00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:48,536 WELL, SEE YOU AT THE SCHOOLHOUSE, SON. 456 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:55,259 Man: ♪ NO FIGHT, NO LOVE, NO MORE, NO ONE ♪ 457 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,795 ♪ NO PRESERVATIVES, NO TASTE, NO FUN ♪ 458 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,898 ♪ NO ♪ 459 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:04,568 ♪ I SAID, "NO, NO" ♪ 460 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,036 ♪ REMEMBER "NO"... ♪ 461 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,038 Kenny: HEY, WAXER. 462 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,074 WAXER. 463 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:14,095 ( rap music continues ) 464 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,530 ♪ NO DRUGS, NO VICE, NO DOGS... ♪ 465 00:20:16,565 --> 00:20:18,466 ( shouting ): HEY, WAXER. 466 00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:21,151 ♪ NO TOLERANCE, NO MORE, NO WAY ♪ 467 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,287 ♪ NO... ♪ 468 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,789 ( music stops ) 469 00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:27,791 HEY, RAY RAY. 470 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:30,294 THE CLARINET PLAYER IS HERE. 471 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:31,295 WHAT'S UP? 472 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,930 YOU DON'T LIKE RAP MUSIC? 473 00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:37,234 THIS BETTER NOT BE MY DAD'S CAR. 474 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:41,071 NO, BOY, IT'S WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR DADDY'S CAR. 475 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:43,140 RAY RAY GOT THREE GRAND 476 00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:45,025 FOR THE MOTOR AND TRANNY. 477 00:20:58,441 --> 00:21:01,224 YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE NOT PAWNING THIS. 478 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,930 THIS BELONGED TO MY DAD. 479 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,448 DON'T PUSH IT. 480 00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,334 YOU OWE ME THE DIFFERENCE 481 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,653 FOR THE REST OF THAT CAR. 482 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,572 I DON'T OWE YOU NOTHING. 483 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,058 WE'RE SQUARE NOW, RIGHT? 484 00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:38,396 EVEN? 485 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,917 YOU CAN NEVER GET EVEN, BOY. 486 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:49,139 BUT THIS SURE DOES IMPROVE THE T.R.W. 487 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:15,182 HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH THIS GUY, HUH? 488 00:22:15,217 --> 00:22:17,667 FIRST, WE FOLLOW HIM FROM HIS HOUSE 489 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,269 THEN TO SOME DUMP. 490 00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:21,438 NOW WHAT-- HE'S HUNGRY? 491 00:22:21,473 --> 00:22:22,773 I'M GOING IN THERE. 492 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,207 LOOK, WAXER COMES OUT 493 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:27,377 HIT THE HORN TWICE AND FOLLOW HIM. 494 00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:29,063 WAIT A MINUTE, MAN. 495 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:31,097 SINCE WHEN ARE YOU IN CHARGE? 496 00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:33,651 SINCE I'M THE ONE UNDERCOVER AT AMHERST. 497 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:34,635 BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. 498 00:22:34,670 --> 00:22:35,636 I'M SORRY. 499 00:22:35,671 --> 00:22:37,454 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 500 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:40,858 I DON'T WANT TO HIT THE HORN TWICE. 501 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,326 IT'S BROKEN. 502 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,229 WHAT A SURPRISE. 503 00:23:21,884 --> 00:23:23,850 YOU'RE LATE. 504 00:23:23,886 --> 00:23:25,636 MAYBE YOU'RE EARLY. 505 00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:29,440 YOU GOT THE STUFF? 506 00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:30,441 RELAX, ACE. 507 00:23:30,476 --> 00:23:32,443 IT'S IN MY TRUNK. 508 00:23:32,478 --> 00:23:34,444 HOW ABOUT SOME CHAMPAGNE? 509 00:23:38,233 --> 00:23:39,199 SIR? 510 00:23:39,234 --> 00:23:42,386 OH, UH, GIVE ME A DRAFT. 511 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,687 WE DON'T SERVE DRAFT. 512 00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:45,388 THEN GIVE ME A LIGHT. 513 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,126 COME ON, WE'VE ALL SEEN THE AD. 514 00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:50,227 BUD LIGHT, OKAY. 515 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,946 HOW ABOUT SOME I.D., JACK? 516 00:23:52,982 --> 00:23:55,615 THIS IS ALL THE I.D. I NEED 517 00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:58,235 UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO REPORT THIS DUMP 518 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,670 AND SEE ABOUT PULLING YOUR LICENSE. 519 00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:01,939 UH, BUD LIGHT? 520 00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:03,023 RIGHT. 521 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,526 ( whistling casually ) 522 00:25:00,016 --> 00:25:01,982 POLICE EMERGENCY, OFFICER TOM HANSON. 523 00:25:02,018 --> 00:25:04,217 LET ME GUESS-- FOLLOW THAT CAR? 524 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:05,369 THAT'S RIGHT. 525 00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:06,770 FORGET IT. 526 00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:08,338 THIS IS POLICE BUSINESS. 527 00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:09,372 LET'S ROLL. 528 00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:10,574 TAKE A BUS. 529 00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:12,109 IT'S IN MY JURISDICTION 530 00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:13,877 TO COMMANDEER THIS TAXICAB. 531 00:25:13,912 --> 00:25:14,994 COMMANDEER THIS, PAL. 532 00:25:17,716 --> 00:25:19,582 KEEP THE PORSCHE IN SIGHT 533 00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:21,118 THE OTHER HALF IS YOURS. 534 00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,452 I'LL FIX THE TICKET. 535 00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:24,121 ANYTHING YOU SAY, COMMANDER. 536 00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:25,672 HOLD ON. 537 00:26:08,450 --> 00:26:10,450 ( honking horn ) 538 00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:20,527 YOU WOULDN'T BE RELATED TO A GUY NAMED IOKI? 539 00:26:20,562 --> 00:26:22,129 IS HE ITALIAN? 540 00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:33,290 CRAZY, SON OF A... 541 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:35,159 LOOK AT MY CAR. 542 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:36,493 YOU CRAZY, MAN? 543 00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:38,545 I'M STOPPING FOR THE RED LIGHT... 544 00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:43,266 HEY, WHAT IS THIS? 545 00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:46,319 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 546 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:50,040 YOU FOLLOWING ME, BOY? 547 00:26:56,832 --> 00:26:58,365 FOLLOW HIM! 548 00:27:08,693 --> 00:27:12,729 ( ringing ) 549 00:27:15,734 --> 00:27:16,700 YEAH? 550 00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:18,134 Hanson: Jenko. 551 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:19,970 YEAH, THIS IS HANSON. 552 00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:22,071 LOOK, WE MESSED UP. 553 00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:23,440 WHAT HAPPENED? 554 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,176 WAXER MADE A VEHICLE SWITCH WITH SOME GUY. 555 00:27:26,211 --> 00:27:27,461 IOKI FOLLOWED HIM. 556 00:27:27,496 --> 00:27:30,296 1925 High Park, Suite 310. 557 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:33,366 NAME ON THE DOOR IS BENNOTOVICH. 558 00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:35,718 I FOLLOWED WAXER IN A CAB. 559 00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:37,054 Yeah. And? 560 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:38,888 WE KIND OF RAN INTO HIM. 561 00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:40,657 HE SAW ME AND TOOK OFF. 562 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,226 SHOTS WERE FIRED. 563 00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:43,293 YOU OKAY? 564 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,462 YEAH, BUT THE TAXI WON'T MAKE IT. 565 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,647 FORGET THE TAXI. 566 00:27:46,682 --> 00:27:49,983 TAXIS ARE EASIER TO COME BY THAN GOOD COPS. 567 00:27:50,018 --> 00:27:50,984 LISTEN, UH... 568 00:27:51,019 --> 00:27:52,669 pick up the Weckerle kid. 569 00:27:52,704 --> 00:27:53,904 WHAT CHARGE? 570 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:57,107 I'LL CALL FOR A RAMMEY WARRANT ON THAT 459. 571 00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:59,476 Waxer will want to shut him up. 572 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:03,780 We'll package that dude on High Park tomorrow morning. 573 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:05,115 HOW'S THE DEUCE? 574 00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:06,916 THE BEST. 575 00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:43,620 WHAT'S UP, KENNY? 576 00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:45,755 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 577 00:28:46,992 --> 00:28:49,192 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT SOMETHING? 578 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,597 YOU DONE GOOD FOR ME, KENNY. 579 00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:55,165 YOU MADE ME SOME MONEY. 580 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,332 YOU GOT STRAIGHT. 581 00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:58,034 IT'S STARTING TO WORK OUT. 582 00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:00,304 I FIGURE LIKE ANY GOOD BUSINESSMAN 583 00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:01,671 PROFIT PARTICIPATION 584 00:29:01,706 --> 00:29:04,574 AMONG MY EMPLOYEES WILL KEEP MORALE HIGH. 585 00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:13,883 SPEEDBALL THIS MIX. 586 00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:20,023 IT'S THE BEST. 587 00:29:34,957 --> 00:29:37,924 OKAY, I'M GOING TO TAG UP WITH JENK. 588 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,459 ALL RIGHT. 589 00:29:47,970 --> 00:29:48,969 HEY. 590 00:29:49,004 --> 00:29:51,137 YOU'RE IN MY ENGLISH CLASS, RIGHT? 591 00:29:51,173 --> 00:29:52,839 YEAH. LOVED YOUR HURRAH. 592 00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:54,675 MADE LAMB LOOK LIKE A GOON. 593 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:56,944 THANKS. YOU KNOW KENNY WECKERLE? 594 00:29:56,979 --> 00:29:58,845 I KNOW HIS SISTER BETTER. 595 00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:00,781 HAVE YOU SEEN HIM AROUND? 596 00:30:00,816 --> 00:30:02,649 NO, SORRY, MAN. 597 00:30:03,652 --> 00:30:05,084 HELLO? 598 00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:32,779 "WELL, GEORGE 599 00:30:32,814 --> 00:30:34,914 "WHILE I WAS IN MY OFFICE TODAY 600 00:30:34,950 --> 00:30:36,550 "I HEARD A FUNNY SOUND. 601 00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:38,719 AND WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WAS?" 602 00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:40,654 ( student blows a raspberry ) 603 00:30:40,689 --> 00:30:42,689 ( class laughs ) 604 00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:50,229 "IT WAS YOUR MOTHER CHOPPING WOOD." 605 00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:52,415 IS KENNY WECKERLE IN HERE? 606 00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:55,185 MR. BAUER, NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US 607 00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:57,070 CONSIDERING YOU ARE IN THE PLAY. 608 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:58,238 FORGET THE PLAY. 609 00:30:58,273 --> 00:30:59,856 HAS ANYBODY SEEN HIM? 610 00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:01,358 I SAW HIM BY THE GYM. 611 00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:04,528 HE WAS PROBABLY SNIFFING SNEAKERS OR SOMETHING. 612 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:12,652 KENNY! 613 00:31:23,666 --> 00:31:26,133 GIVE ME THE PARAMEDICS, BOYS' LOCKER ROOM. 614 00:31:26,168 --> 00:31:27,984 WHO CARES WHO THIS IS? 615 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:31,204 GET THE PARAMEDICS HERE OR SOMEBODY DIES. 616 00:31:33,709 --> 00:31:34,741 FREEZE! 617 00:31:34,776 --> 00:31:35,976 FREEZE! 618 00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:39,980 STAY DOWN. 619 00:31:43,585 --> 00:31:46,252 THE MAN SAID FREEZE. 620 00:31:46,287 --> 00:31:48,688 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, MAN. 621 00:31:48,724 --> 00:31:51,107 Ioki: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 622 00:31:51,142 --> 00:31:53,910 ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU 623 00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:55,078 IN A COURT OF LAW. 624 00:31:55,113 --> 00:31:56,513 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT 625 00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:59,315 TO TALK TO A LAWYER AND HAVE HIM PRESENT WITH YOU 626 00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:00,950 WHILE YOU'RE BEING QUESTIONED. 627 00:32:00,986 --> 00:32:02,051 YOU UNDERSTAND?! 628 00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:04,705 LOOK, HANSON, THE KID WAS SHOOTING JUNK. 629 00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:06,105 IT HAD TO HAPPEN. 630 00:32:06,141 --> 00:32:08,308 IF WAXER HADN'T PUT ME WITH KENNY 631 00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:10,977 HE WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN HIM A HOT SHOT. 632 00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:12,946 SOMEONE DOES DRUGS, THEY DIE. 633 00:32:12,981 --> 00:32:13,947 MAYBE RIGHT AWAY 634 00:32:13,982 --> 00:32:15,949 MAYBE AFTER A LOT OF PAIN. 635 00:32:15,984 --> 00:32:18,552 YOU CAN BUST ALL THE DEALERS YOU WANT. 636 00:32:18,587 --> 00:32:21,120 THE THING IS, YOU GOT TO BUST THE JONES. 637 00:32:21,156 --> 00:32:23,473 NOREEN WANTED US TO TELL YOU 638 00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:26,075 THAT SHE LOVES YOU, AND SHE'S SORRY. 639 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,979 KENNY, WE'RE ALL SORRY. 640 00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:30,113 FOR WHAT? 641 00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:33,082 YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 642 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:34,751 YES, WE DID. 643 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:37,620 WHAT IS IT WITH PARENTS, MAN? 644 00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:40,006 IT'S GOT MORE TO DO WITH WHO'S COOL 645 00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:42,259 THAN WHAT KIND OF MOM AND DAD 646 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:44,127 YOU GET STUCK WITH. 647 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,468 WOULD YOU EXCUSE US, PLEASE? 648 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:53,620 YEAH, SURE. 649 00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:56,206 WE'LL PLAY GOLF THIS SUNDAY, KIDDO-- 650 00:32:56,241 --> 00:32:58,791 JUST YOU AND THE OLD MAN, OKAY? 651 00:33:15,059 --> 00:33:16,993 I HEAR YOU'RE A COP. 652 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:21,230 THAT STINKS! 653 00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:25,018 SOME KIND OF DOUBLE AGENT, HUH? 654 00:33:25,053 --> 00:33:26,753 BLOWING IN YOUR BUDDIES. 655 00:33:28,706 --> 00:33:30,507 YOU'RE NOT MY BUDDY. 656 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:33,676 OH, BREAKING MY HEART. 657 00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:35,312 I SAVED YOUR LIFE ANYWAY. 658 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:36,746 WHO SAID I WOULD DIE? 659 00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:41,250 TEN CCs OF CHINA WHITE SPEEDBALLING WITH PURE FLAKE? 660 00:33:41,270 --> 00:33:44,187 WAXER WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU, MAN. 661 00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:50,861 HE FIGURED I WAS A COP AND THAT I WAS ON TO YOU. 662 00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:54,164 YOU AND MY OLD MAN SHOULD SPLIT THIS ROOM'S COST. 663 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,381 ( cries in pain ) 664 00:33:55,417 --> 00:33:56,616 SPIT OFF! 665 00:33:57,652 --> 00:34:00,603 MAYBE I CAN'T SAVE YOUR TAIL, MAN-- 666 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:03,206 MAYBE I DON'T EVEN WANT TO-- 667 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,341 BUT I WANT WAXER'S. 668 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:11,214 YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND HIM 669 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,216 I'LL KICK IT UNTIL YOU DO... 670 00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:14,751 BUDDY TO BUDDY. 671 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,683 ( knocks on door ) 672 00:34:50,455 --> 00:34:51,788 YEAH, WHAT'S UP? 673 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:54,808 I'M LOOKING FOR SOME O.G. NAMED WAXER. 674 00:34:56,794 --> 00:34:58,378 SAVE THE RED EYE. 675 00:34:58,413 --> 00:34:59,662 WHO'S HE? 676 00:34:59,697 --> 00:35:01,547 RELAX. THE DUDE'S SPRUNG. 677 00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:02,866 Waxer: WHO IS IT? 678 00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:05,668 SOME FRESH-LOOKING FREAK... 679 00:35:05,703 --> 00:35:08,254 AND A GRAY BOY. 680 00:35:08,289 --> 00:35:11,040 ( laughter ) 681 00:35:15,948 --> 00:35:17,180 I'LL SAY. 682 00:35:19,501 --> 00:35:20,800 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 683 00:35:20,835 --> 00:35:22,251 I NEED AN EIGHT-TRACK. 684 00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:24,086 I HEARD YOU'RE UP ON THAT. 685 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,154 SAYS WHO? 686 00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:29,375 ORIGINAL GANGSTER, MY EYE. 687 00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:33,263 WE'RE OUT OF HERE, BABY. 688 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:35,599 YOU GOT THE DUCATS? 689 00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:46,109 ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN COME IN 690 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,544 BUT THE GRAY BOY STAYS OUTSIDE. 691 00:35:55,721 --> 00:35:57,336 DAMN! 692 00:35:57,372 --> 00:35:59,055 SHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO GO IN ALONE. 693 00:35:59,091 --> 00:36:02,091 Waxer: How you know I'm dealing, girl? 694 00:36:02,126 --> 00:36:06,362 Hoffs: No, I just figured you bought those fancy cars 695 00:36:06,397 --> 00:36:07,997 with your lunch money. 696 00:36:08,032 --> 00:36:09,165 COOL IT, JUDE. 697 00:36:09,201 --> 00:36:10,567 YO, HANSON. 698 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:12,101 YEAH, JENK. 699 00:36:12,136 --> 00:36:14,587 BROKEN PLAY-- HOFFS WENT IN ALONE. 700 00:36:18,243 --> 00:36:19,542 FOUR FOR THREE. 701 00:36:19,577 --> 00:36:20,760 200 HERE. 702 00:36:20,796 --> 00:36:23,897 MY FRIEND OUTSIDE HAS THE REST. 703 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:26,766 HOLD HER ARMS. 704 00:36:28,169 --> 00:36:30,386 Waxer: Hey, girl, what's this? 705 00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:34,924 ROLL IN! 706 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:52,592 HOFFS! 707 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:53,459 I'M ALL RIGHT. 708 00:36:53,495 --> 00:36:55,878 DROP THE WEAPON, SON. 709 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,224 DROP IT NOW. 710 00:37:11,413 --> 00:37:13,947 ( man grunting in pain ) 711 00:37:26,127 --> 00:37:26,893 ( ricocheted gunshot ) 712 00:37:31,767 --> 00:37:32,832 Hanson: HOLD IT, MAN! 713 00:37:32,868 --> 00:37:36,285 Man: ♪ ONCE IS NEVER ENOUGH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. ♪ 714 00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:59,859 ♪ EVEN THE PARTY, YEAH ♪ 715 00:37:59,895 --> 00:38:05,715 ♪ YOU'RE STILL HUNGRY ♪ 716 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:11,220 ♪ GIVIN' THE BREATH ♪ 717 00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:15,925 ♪ YOU'RE STILL THIRSTY ♪ 718 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:20,029 ♪ ONE MIRACLE WAS NEVER ENOUGH ♪ 719 00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:23,933 ♪ JUST LIKE ONE CHEMICAL IS NEVER ENOUGH ♪ 720 00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:27,353 ♪ ONE NIGHT OF SEX IS NEVER ENOUGH... ♪ 721 00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:33,927 ♪ RAISE THE LAUGH ♪ 722 00:38:33,962 --> 00:38:35,478 ♪ RAISE THE LAUGH ♪ 723 00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:37,247 ♪ RAISE THE LAUGH ♪ 724 00:38:37,282 --> 00:38:39,782 ♪ WHOA ♪ 725 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:41,450 ♪ RAISE THE LAUGH ♪ 726 00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:43,186 ♪ RAISE THE LAUGH ♪ 727 00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:45,088 ♪ RAISE THE LAUGH ♪ 728 00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:47,607 ♪ STOW THE LAUGH. ♪ 729 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,227 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 730 00:38:51,262 --> 00:38:53,763 YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH, BOY. 731 00:39:13,835 --> 00:39:17,954 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, TYRELL. 732 00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:19,989 ( siren wailing ) 733 00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:26,629 OKAY, EVERYBODY. 734 00:39:26,665 --> 00:39:28,464 GOOD GOING, GOOD GOING. 735 00:39:28,499 --> 00:39:29,832 OKAY, LET'S GO. 736 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,167 GET UP. 737 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,168 WHOO! 738 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:33,136 AND THEY SAY 739 00:39:33,171 --> 00:39:34,821 WHITE BOYS AIN'T FAST. 740 00:39:34,856 --> 00:39:35,989 FUNNY. 741 00:39:36,024 --> 00:39:39,024 I DIDN'T FINISH READING HIM HIS RIGHTS. 742 00:39:39,077 --> 00:39:40,343 SOMEONE FINISH 743 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,678 OR WE BLOW IT ON A MIRANDA. 744 00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:45,481 YOU NEVER QUIT BEING A COP 745 00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:46,949 DO YOU? 746 00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:48,618 NEVER. 747 00:39:48,653 --> 00:39:50,620 I LIKE THAT IN A MAN. 748 00:39:55,410 --> 00:39:56,893 YOU OKAY? 749 00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:57,810 YEAH. 750 00:39:57,845 --> 00:39:58,577 HUH? 751 00:39:58,613 --> 00:39:59,662 GOOD WORK, TOM. 752 00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:00,797 THANKS. 753 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:02,348 SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT? 754 00:40:02,384 --> 00:40:03,349 YEAH. 755 00:40:03,385 --> 00:40:05,385 GO HOME AND GET SOME Zs. 756 00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:08,571 HEY, JENK, I'M STARTING TO LIKE THAT LADY. 757 00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:09,989 WHAT'S HER DEAL? 758 00:40:10,024 --> 00:40:11,924 DON'T SWEAT IT. 759 00:40:11,959 --> 00:40:13,776 YOU'D NEVER MAKE THE WEIGHT. 760 00:40:13,811 --> 00:40:15,445 DON'T BET ON IT. 761 00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:19,148 EXCEPT FOR PARALLEL PARKING 762 00:40:19,184 --> 00:40:21,284 I ALMOST GOT A PERFECT SCORE. 763 00:40:21,319 --> 00:40:22,218 WAIT A MINUTE. 764 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,487 I DIDN'T BRING MY CRASH HELMET. 765 00:40:24,522 --> 00:40:25,754 I'M A GOOD DRIVER. 766 00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:26,889 OKAY, I'M SORRY. 767 00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:28,291 ANYWAY, MOM AND DAD 768 00:40:28,326 --> 00:40:31,160 THOUGHT YOU'D ENJOY ME DRIVING YOU HOME. 769 00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:32,928 THEY DIDN'T WANT TO COME? 770 00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:35,564 OF COURSE, BUT THEY WANTED TO MAKE SURE 771 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,765 THEY DIDN'T START 772 00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:39,268 LAYING STUFF ON YOU RIGHT AWAY. 773 00:40:39,304 --> 00:40:41,404 I GUESS PARENTS DO THAT STUFF 774 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,905 BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU. 775 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:44,240 YEAH. 776 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,476 IT'S BEEN HARD ON THEM. 777 00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:49,912 PROBABLY ALMOST AS HARD AS IT'S BEEN ON YOU. 778 00:40:49,947 --> 00:40:51,347 I'LL BE OKAY. 779 00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:52,365 I KNOW. 780 00:40:57,989 --> 00:40:58,788 GIVE ME A MINUTE. 781 00:40:58,824 --> 00:40:59,989 YEAH, SURE. 782 00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:08,648 YOU STILL TALKING TO ME? 783 00:41:08,683 --> 00:41:09,849 SURE. 784 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:11,334 THAT'S GREAT. 785 00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:12,368 EVEN THOUGH I'M A COP? 786 00:41:12,404 --> 00:41:13,903 ESPECIALLY BECAUSE OF THAT. 787 00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:15,771 A GUY MESSES UP ONCE-- 788 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:19,475 IT DOESN'T MEAN HIS WHOLE LIFE IS OVER. 789 00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:21,460 HAPPENS TO EVERYBODY. 790 00:41:21,496 --> 00:41:22,778 EVER HAPPEN TO YOU? 791 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:24,931 ALL THE TIME. 792 00:41:28,553 --> 00:41:30,719 YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, OKAY? 793 00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:37,777 HEY, HANSON-- 794 00:41:37,812 --> 00:41:39,595 THANKS. 795 00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:43,833 HEY, KENNY-- 796 00:41:43,868 --> 00:41:46,535 SAY HI TO YOUR SISTER FOR ME. 797 00:41:48,773 --> 00:41:52,007 I'VE HEARD OF LUCKY BEFORE, BUT HANSON'S RIDICULOUS. 798 00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:54,343 HE'S HERE LESS THAN A WEEK 799 00:41:54,378 --> 00:41:57,012 AND HE'S ALREADY BUSTED SOME MAJOR DEALER 800 00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:59,515 WHO HAD WAXER WORKING KENNY OVER 801 00:41:59,550 --> 00:42:01,050 ON A COCAINE PAYROLL-- 802 00:42:01,086 --> 00:42:02,685 RUNNING A BURGLARY RING. 803 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,020 THAT'S THREE COLLARS. 804 00:42:04,055 --> 00:42:06,255 THEN KENNY'S IN A DRUG REHAB 805 00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:08,424 AND ANOTHER MIDDLE-AMERICAN FAMILY 806 00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:12,095 IS SAVED FROM THE JAWS OF DRUGS AND DESTRUCTION. 807 00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:16,099 HANSON GETS A GOLD STAR ON HIS FIRST REPORT CARD 808 00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:17,766 AND ALL THE GLORY. 809 00:42:17,802 --> 00:42:20,470 ARE WE LETTING HIM GET AWAY WITH THAT? 810 00:42:20,505 --> 00:42:22,655 OH. 811 00:42:22,690 --> 00:42:25,375 I DIDN'T KNOW WE GOT REPORT CARDS. 812 00:42:25,410 --> 00:42:27,042 Hoffs: WHEN PENHALL COMPLAINS THAT MUCH 813 00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:30,012 IT MEANS HE'S IMPRESSED. 814 00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:31,647 AND YOU SHOULD BE. 815 00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:33,465 IF HE'S NOT, I AM. 816 00:42:33,501 --> 00:42:35,067 GOOD WORK, MAN. 817 00:42:41,776 --> 00:42:44,727 OKAY, OKAY, SO I'M IMPRESSED. 818 00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:46,595 BUT DON'T LET THEM IN ON IT. 819 00:42:46,631 --> 00:42:48,130 I GOT A REP TO PROTECT. 820 00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:49,131 I KNOW. 821 00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:50,766 IS JENKO IN? I WANT TO DEBRIEF. 822 00:42:50,801 --> 00:42:53,035 DEBRIEF? IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT. 823 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:54,036 SO? 824 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:56,405 NOBODY DEBRIEFS ON FRIDAY NIGHT. 825 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,306 WHY NOT? 826 00:43:10,705 --> 00:43:12,688 WELL, NOW, THERE, THEN... 827 00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:14,941 WIN A FIELD TRIP TO GROSSE POINTE? 828 00:43:14,976 --> 00:43:16,125 I'M OFF DUTY. 829 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,728 I'M TRYING TO LEAVE MY WORK AT THE OFFICE. 830 00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:19,829 YEAH? GROOVY. 831 00:43:19,864 --> 00:43:21,163 WHAT'S IN THERE? 832 00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:25,734 I FIGURED I COULD SIT IN WITH YOU GUYS FOR A SET. 833 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:28,787 YOU-- SIT IN WITH US? 834 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,907 YEAH, IF YOU CAN KEEP UP. 835 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:32,108 SAY WHAT? 836 00:43:32,143 --> 00:43:34,176 DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF, BRO. 57333

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