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"Will & Grace" is recorded in
front of a live studio audience.
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Honey, you gonna pack your self-portrait?
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No, and that's not me.
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It's just some sad, gay man
that bums everybody out.
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Hmm. My mistake.
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How crazy is it that the two
of you are both having babies?
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Oh, look! I found the penis on the tree.
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Well, the baby's coming.
It's time. I can feel it.
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It's time!
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It's time! That's it!
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It's time! Everybody knows what to do.
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Commence Operation Baby.
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Did no one read my email?
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- Which email?
- What's email?
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The one with the subject line,
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"Operation Baby. Read... important.
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I mean it, guys."
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I didn't think it was important.
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Oh, I didn't read it.
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I stopped reading after,
"And so it begins."
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Come on. Come on, let's go.
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I'm really sorry for the false alarm.
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Eh, I'm used to false alarms
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from hysterical women.
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You're not dying, Judith!
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You're just having a panic attack
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because your DVR
didn't record "Chicago Fire."
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The doctor said to induce labor,
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I should walk around and exercise.
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Well, then that baby
is never getting born.
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"What the whozie? Where's the boozy?"
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said the floozy to the snoozy.
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It's all packed up.
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No, it isn't.
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It's behind the Jewzie.
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Oh, no. You forgot to pack up
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your self-portrait.
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Why does everybody think that's me?
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It's a gaunt, dead-eyed man
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who never changes
and looks down on everyone.
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My mistake.
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I remember the day
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he put that up.
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No, no, no. I told you.
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No reminiscing. This is a fresh start!
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We're having babies, a new house.
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We're moving forward, not back.
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Jack! The stage manager
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from your Broadway play
just called on the landline.
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Sailor number five,
he cannot go on tonight.
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It's actually happening, people!
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Oh, my God. Jack, does this mean
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you're gonna perform on Broadway tonight?
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Eh, no, eh, Jack is not
the first understudy.
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But you never know.
Something could happen to him.
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- Then you'd go on?
- Eh, no.
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Then, it would go
to the second understudy.
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And if a terrible thing happens to him?
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That's right, Karen.
Jack would only be
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one more person away from
performing on Broadway tonight!
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It's so close!
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My dream of taking a bow
on a Broadway stage
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is only a car accident,
a death in the family,
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and a respiratory infection
away from coming true!
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I just got a letter from Stan.
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- How?
- On my phone.
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That's email!
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May I finish?
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He wants me to meet him at the top
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of the Statue of Liberty at 5:00.
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Isn't that where you had your first date?
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It is.
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We had a picnic on the torch deck.
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Back when I was tired and poor,
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and he was just a huddled mass,
yearning to eat brie.
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Well, we know he's still
in love with you.
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He obviously wants you back.
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And I considered it
for a minute, but, uh...
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Like Wilma here,
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I'm moving forward, not backward.
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Okay, for the last time, that is not me.
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It's a painting my mother gave my father
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but he didn't like it 'cause
he thought it was too gay.
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My mistake.
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What is this thing?
Where is it taking me?
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Are we in Jakarta?
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It's called a taxi.
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We didn't want you to have to
say good-bye to Stan alone,
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because we're nice people.
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Well, now I feel bad I didn't
get to know you kids better.
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Also, climbing those steps
will help bring on the baby.
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And I need to distract
myself from thinking
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about the very real possibility
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that I might take a bow
on Broadway tonight.
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How about your job as a bar owner?
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Wouldn't that distract you?
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Oh, yeah. That.
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What about your job at the rec center?
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Do I still have that job?
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No.
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Yes.
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No.
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Maybe.
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Oh, my Cher.
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The first two understudies
have a bacterial parasite
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and can't stop throwing up!
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- Well, just say the word.
We can make that
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last chorus boy disappear.
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Trust me.
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He's already dead to his family in Utah.
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Oh, my God. Turn that up.
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McCoy Whitman says "Cheerio"
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to his job in London,
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and returns to the Big Apple
to his old chair,
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anchoring the 6:00 and 10:00
news on Channel Four.
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Will, McCoy's back in New York.
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Yeah, I'm aware of that, Grace.
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What, with my eyes and ears
receiving information
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- as they do.
- And he didn't tell you?
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That is huge.
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But...
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Is it bigger than the thing
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that's potentially happening to me?
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America says, "No."
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Doesn't matter. McCoy and I broke up.
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He didn't want kids, so.
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See, now I'm getting sad again.
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This is why I'm not looking back.
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I'm with you, honey.
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That's why I'm telling Stan
to stay out of my life forever.
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That chapter is closed.
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I don't even care who he ends up with.
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- Are you sure about that?
- Who said that?
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Ello, Mother.
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Jack, Jim, Betty.
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Lorraine Finster.
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Looking good, girl.
What you doing driving a cab?
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It's not a lot different from stripping.
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You know, you take people
where they wanna go.
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Sometimes you end up with
a big mess on your back seat.
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You don't mean that about Stan, Mummy.
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Yes, you're my ex-step-daughter,
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and yes, we had a four-way
for three hours
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with two of the One Directions,
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but you know zero about me.
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- Don't trust her, Karen.
- That is offensive.
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Why do women always have
to tear each other down?
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Maybe 'cause you're a grifter
who's always stealing from her.
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What, like you stole that
nose off a Gentile, Betty?
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Listen, Mummy. I've known you
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for the better part of 300 years,
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and one thing has remained constant:
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not your boobs or your head or your body.
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How about her seemingly
limitless tolerance
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for drugs and alcohol?
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Thank you, Jim.
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All right, fine. Two things.
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That, and you've always been
in love with Stanley Walker.
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- It's true, Kar.
- You kind of have.
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Can't disagree.
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Damn it.
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The slag, the hag, the drag,
and the gentleman to my left
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are correct.
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Wait a minute. You're never right.
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What's your angle, Finster?
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Well, I have been told I'm
rather fetching from behind.
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Also when I'm getting jackhammered.
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My profile is regal.
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This is the filthiest episode
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of "Downton Abbey" I've ever seen.
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You're right.
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I do love Stan.
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Whoo-hoo!
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We beat Jack and Karen. Oh, God.
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You were moving.
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I was just trying to get
ahead of your stair-farting.
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I'm pregnant.
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Who are you gonna blame
when that thing comes out?
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I'll get an old dog.
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Wow, look at this.
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That's our life, our city.
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- Just think of all the stories,
- Hmm.
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milestones,
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- men who have disappointed us.
- Or...
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We think about the men
we'll disappoint in the future.
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All that matters is we don't look back.
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Are we really not gonna talk
about the fact
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that McCoy is back in New York?
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We really aren't.
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If he wanted to get in touch
with me, he would've.
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- But...
- Only looking forward...
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At that pigeon
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with a syringe in its mouth.
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- Stanley, darling?
- Oh, he's not here yet, Kare.
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Oh. He's probably running late.
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Unless he got confused,
and he's at the top
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of the Empire State Building,
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holding a lady and swatting away planes.
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Oh! My... my legs are dying!
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Every part of them is like jelly:
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my fibia, my flabia,
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my skibia, my skabia.
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Not one of those things is real.
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Uh, I think I would know.
I was a nurse.
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Wait. Am I still?
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No.
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Yes.
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No.
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Maybe.
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Go for Jack.
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Would you be a dear and hold
the phone away from your ear
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just for one second?
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Yeah, just for one second. Okay.
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Thank you. I'll be right there.
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Oh, my God. You guys!
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The last understudy has the measles!
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Thank you, anti-vaxxers!
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I'm going on in two hours.
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Tonight, I'm finally gonna
take a bow on a Broadway stage!
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Oh, my God, this is your dream.
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Do you need us to help you get ready?
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Oh, I'm always ready.
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Got my tap shoes and my sailor suit.
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I won't be a minute.
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Ta-da!
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They let gays in the military now?
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- Break a leg.
- Aww, break some water.
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- Proud of you, sailor.
- Thanks, Will.
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This is the first good thing
to happen to me
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on top of a woman.
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Broadway, here I come.
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Will, we are going to see
Jack McFarland on Broadway.
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Yeah, and not just
pointing up at a marquee,
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screaming, "Ben Platt took my career!"
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You know what? You girls go ahead.
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I'm gonna wait for Stan.
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- Do you need me to stay?
- No, honey, I'm fine.
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I'm sure he'll be here in a few minutes.
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It's a big day for both of us, huh?
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Why? What you got going on?
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Where the hell are you, Stanley?
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You better not make a fool of me.
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It's really happening.
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- How did he do it?
After all those stairs?
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After all that dancing?
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How did his legs not give out on him?
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Oh, here he comes!
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The seaman on the floor is my husband.
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He's not coming, is he, Libby?
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Well, you know what?
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I'm putting my torch down, honey.
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My arm's getting tired.
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Well, what do you know?
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I guess it ain't over
until the fat man choppers in
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over restricted air space.
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Wait a minute.
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Am I really gonna climb
a ladder into that helicopter,
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and then another one
into your arms, and that's it?
260
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We just go back to the way things were?
261
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You've done terrible things.
I've done terrible things.
262
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There are bad people on both sides.
263
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Starting over's not gonna
be that easy, you know.
264
00:13:30,932 --> 00:13:32,663
Oh, you think you can buy me back
265
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with some trinket I can buy myself.
266
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Let's start over.
267
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Marry me again.
268
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I love it.
269
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:53,512
Keep that flame burning, Libby.
270
00:13:53,544 --> 00:13:56,238
Oh, and honey? Lose the tablet.
271
00:13:56,271 --> 00:13:58,515
No one likes a girl who reads.
272
00:14:01,499 --> 00:14:03,615
Sorry, sorry. Pregnant woman.
273
00:14:03,649 --> 00:14:05,733
Sorry, sorry, pregnant.
274
00:14:05,765 --> 00:14:08,203
Ooh. Nice.
275
00:14:08,235 --> 00:14:09,871
I thought we were gonna
meet in the lobby?
276
00:14:09,903 --> 00:14:11,890
You will never believe
who I saw in the bathroom.
277
00:14:11,923 --> 00:14:13,681
Michelle Visage?
278
00:14:15,035 --> 00:14:15,996
Who is that?
279
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,054
There really is a big difference
280
00:14:17,088 --> 00:14:18,693
between gay people and straight people.
281
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,256
No! McCoy.
282
00:14:21,289 --> 00:14:22,893
I saw McCoy.
283
00:14:22,925 --> 00:14:24,208
McCoy's here?
284
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,844
W... Wait... McCoy was
in the ladies room?
285
00:14:25,877 --> 00:14:27,608
Which one of us
do you think picks a bathroom
286
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,916
based on the line?
287
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,392
- Are you sure it was him?
- Yes!
288
00:14:31,425 --> 00:14:33,958
He was at the urinal when I walked in,
289
00:14:33,992 --> 00:14:37,176
and by the way, good for you.
290
00:14:41,978 --> 00:14:43,132
Oh, my God.
291
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:44,737
McCoy is here right now.
292
00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:46,115
My heart's beating a mile a minute.
293
00:14:46,149 --> 00:14:47,590
- Well...
- Don't say
294
00:14:47,624 --> 00:14:49,580
- what you're about to say.
- Go after him.
295
00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:51,921
He didn't call me.
I... why should I chase him?
296
00:14:51,954 --> 00:14:53,493
Why? Because, in 20 years,
297
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,449
I don't want to be the person
who has to hear you say,
298
00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:57,213
"I should have gone after him."
299
00:14:57,247 --> 00:14:58,624
Come on.
300
00:14:58,658 --> 00:15:00,452
Come on, I'll make room. Hey.
301
00:15:00,487 --> 00:15:01,897
Pregnant woman coming through!
302
00:15:07,253 --> 00:15:08,951
So I got out of the theater
just in time to see McCoy
303
00:15:08,985 --> 00:15:10,555
jump in the back of a town car.
304
00:15:10,588 --> 00:15:11,678
And like a schmuck,
305
00:15:11,712 --> 00:15:13,917
I... I did that speed walk/run thing
306
00:15:13,941 --> 00:15:16,056
to try to catch up,
and then I yelled his name
307
00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:18,206
in this desperate, high-pitched voice,
308
00:15:18,238 --> 00:15:20,419
"McCoy, McCoy!"
309
00:15:23,564 --> 00:15:24,813
Yes, Grace.
310
00:15:24,847 --> 00:15:26,931
Like a sad, gay crow.
311
00:15:30,331 --> 00:15:32,158
I'll... I'll see you in a minute.
312
00:15:36,097 --> 00:15:37,316
McCoy.
313
00:15:37,484 --> 00:15:38,606
Hey.
314
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,284
What are you going here?
315
00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:42,647
I'm back in New York.
316
00:15:42,681 --> 00:15:44,411
I don't know if you knew.
317
00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:46,018
No, I had no idea.
318
00:15:46,497 --> 00:15:49,735
It was all just so much, so fast.
319
00:15:49,769 --> 00:15:51,238
Getting married,
320
00:15:51,272 --> 00:15:53,475
and the baby, I...
321
00:15:54,644 --> 00:15:56,001
I got scared.
322
00:15:56,954 --> 00:15:58,206
I get that.
323
00:15:58,879 --> 00:16:01,444
But I'm... I'm trying not to look back.
324
00:16:01,476 --> 00:16:02,694
Me neither. Me neither.
325
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,823
I... I... I'm only thinking
about the future.
326
00:16:05,968 --> 00:16:07,909
Why couldn't you have just called?
327
00:16:08,629 --> 00:16:10,233
And it's not just about you
being attractive.
328
00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:11,798
You also smell great.
329
00:16:12,351 --> 00:16:14,244
I forgot to put on deodorant.
330
00:16:16,448 --> 00:16:17,692
So, is that a yes?
331
00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:21,786
I made a commitment to Grace.
We're moving.
332
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,223
We're raising our babies together.
333
00:16:23,255 --> 00:16:24,986
And none of that has to change.
334
00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:26,045
But, Will...
335
00:16:27,676 --> 00:16:30,602
The gay guy gets to have
his Prince Charming, too.
336
00:16:34,932 --> 00:16:37,540
Well, a happily ever after would be nice.
337
00:16:41,859 --> 00:16:42,951
Hey.
338
00:16:44,111 --> 00:16:46,133
Anything new
339
00:16:46,157 --> 00:16:48,241
since you got off the elevator?
340
00:16:48,916 --> 00:16:50,454
Like you weren't watching the whole thing
341
00:16:50,488 --> 00:16:51,385
through the peephole.
342
00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:54,720
How is that guy hot,
even through a fish-eye?
343
00:16:56,325 --> 00:16:58,346
- So, are you...
- We'll see.
344
00:16:58,379 --> 00:16:59,949
It doesn't change anything.
345
00:16:59,981 --> 00:17:01,716
I'm happy for you.
346
00:17:02,515 --> 00:17:05,178
Just like you'll be happy
when it happens for me.
347
00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:07,165
Hmm.
348
00:17:09,155 --> 00:17:11,946
Hey. Why didn't they take the couch?
349
00:17:11,978 --> 00:17:14,671
Oh, it wouldn't fit out the door.
350
00:17:14,705 --> 00:17:16,592
- Really?
- No, I hate it.
351
00:17:17,719 --> 00:17:18,842
I've always hated it.
352
00:17:18,874 --> 00:17:20,760
So does he. That's why he's sad.
353
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:25,160
I love this couch. It's the...
354
00:17:25,193 --> 00:17:27,376
It's the first thing I bought
for this apartment.
355
00:17:30,870 --> 00:17:32,067
Wow.
356
00:17:33,437 --> 00:17:36,277
- We lived a whole life here.
- We sure did.
357
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,968
Wait. You said no reminiscing.
358
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:43,494
Maybe just a little bit.
359
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:53,277
Everything's gonna be so different.
360
00:17:54,447 --> 00:17:56,044
A whole new life.
361
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:58,935
- A new house.
- Hmm.
362
00:17:58,969 --> 00:18:00,414
Kids.
363
00:18:02,176 --> 00:18:06,184
We've always just been Will and Grace.
364
00:18:07,199 --> 00:18:08,352
It's okay.
365
00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:10,758
What do you mean?
366
00:18:11,061 --> 00:18:14,909
Maybe we've been
Will and Grace long enough.
367
00:18:17,476 --> 00:18:18,566
How much you wanna bet they're in there
368
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,781
staring into each other's eyes?
369
00:18:21,646 --> 00:18:23,505
Everything's changing.
370
00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:25,912
It's like we won't be
the old Jack and Karen anymore.
371
00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:32,730
Don't you dare call me old, you big homo.
372
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:40,067
Don't you dare call me big.
373
00:18:45,798 --> 00:18:47,204
We're still us!
374
00:18:48,717 --> 00:18:50,705
And we always will be.
375
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:51,763
Come on.
376
00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:53,579
Let's go pull them off each other.
377
00:18:54,587 --> 00:18:57,280
Grace Adler, you had better
be wearing a condom.
378
00:18:59,719 --> 00:19:02,766
There he is, our Broadway star.
379
00:19:02,798 --> 00:19:05,044
Oh, Jack. You were awesome.
380
00:19:05,076 --> 00:19:07,385
And Karen, you and Stan... are you happy?
381
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:08,540
I am.
382
00:19:08,572 --> 00:19:10,464
There are 100 reasons why Stan and I
383
00:19:10,496 --> 00:19:12,227
shouldn't be together,
384
00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:15,310
and 7.3 billion reasons why we should.
385
00:19:16,270 --> 00:19:18,758
Aww. I love love.
386
00:19:19,317 --> 00:19:20,567
Come on, everyone. Shift it.
387
00:19:20,601 --> 00:19:22,812
It's time to get
to the cast party I'm hosting.
388
00:19:22,845 --> 00:19:25,253
- It's time.
- Yeah, I just said that.
389
00:19:26,193 --> 00:19:27,700
Everyone has to bring a bag of chips,
390
00:19:27,724 --> 00:19:29,295
whatever they want to drink, an entrée,
391
00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:30,666
and a barbeque if you have one.
392
00:19:31,486 --> 00:19:34,308
No. It's time.
393
00:19:34,332 --> 00:19:36,128
Honey, I think our girl's getting ready
394
00:19:36,152 --> 00:19:37,522
to have her litter.
395
00:19:42,443 --> 00:19:44,944
- You sure?
- Oh yeah... yeah, yeah... oh, yeah.
396
00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:46,612
Oh, my God. I'm gonna be an uncle.
397
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,153
I'm gonna be an aunt!
398
00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:52,036
I'm gonna be richer!
399
00:19:53,638 --> 00:19:55,498
Hey, let me in. It's kind of my moment.
400
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:57,742
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
401
00:19:57,776 --> 00:19:59,796
Okay, you guys, get the elevator.
402
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:05,152
- You ready for this?
- 100% no.
403
00:20:06,147 --> 00:20:07,401
You're gonna be great.
404
00:20:07,591 --> 00:20:10,454
We are gonna be great.
405
00:20:11,183 --> 00:20:13,268
Let's go.
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