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McCoy said I should go ahead
and look at egg donors.
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It's weird doing it online.
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Okay, ultrasound's at 9:00.
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Upper East Side, that's half hour.
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I'll get up at 7:30.
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Ugh. I should wash my hair, though.
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6:30.
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That ain't the end they'll be looking at.
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7:15.
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Oh, God. Should I get a wax?
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Why should I start now?
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One of these women is gonna
provide half of my child's DNA,
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and it's nothing but bios and selfies.
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It's like Tinder, only you want to get
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knocked up on the first date.
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Ooh, the doctor's next to that deli
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where they think my name is Grape.
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What do I even look for in a donor?
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Whitefish salad.
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Can I even eat that?
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Pregnant women, smoked fish.
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Please, please, please. Oh, come on.
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Here's a good one.
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Went to Yale, plays the lute,
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studies medieval folklore.
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So smart, musical,
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and secure enough to be
alone on a Saturday night.
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I can work with that.
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I can't be the oldest woman in history
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who's ever done this, right?
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Oh, and she's tall. McCoy will like that.
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Okay, move to cart.
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Wow.
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I'm shopping for people.
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Now I get why Karen likes it so much.
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Ha! A woman in India had a baby at 72,
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and there's a video.
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Oh, my God.
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This is like the worst episode
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of "The Golden Girls."
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And done. Got my X chromosome plus tax.
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Take that, Mother Nature.
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Sorry, I was a little distracted.
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- Me, too.
- What were you saying?
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It's noth... you go.
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No, you go.
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It's late. Good night.
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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Jackie, get in here.
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Now, now, now, batting, batting, batting,
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me, me, me.
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Kare, check out my uniform
from Little League.
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And by Little League, you mean...
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A gay costume party I went to
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dressed as a closeted baseball player.
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A round brick?
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I think it's a baseball, Karen.
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And it has words on it.
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It's from my ex-brother-in-law,
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Danley Walker.
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Sorry about the window,
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but the number you gave me
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was actually a hotline for men
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who are into diaper play.
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Very funny, but the joke's on you.
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You're going to be the worst owner
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of the Blattsville Millstones in his...
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Tory.
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Two of two.
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That bastard.
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He stuck me with this loser team,
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but he's right.
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I am gonna be embarrassed.
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There's so much
I don't know about baseball,
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like is third base boobs, or oral?
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It depends.
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Are we talking gay or straight bases?
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Because we're dealing
with different equipment.
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That's right.
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You guys have two bats,
four balls, no boobs.
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So our bases are smoochos,
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handos, blowjos, and backdos.
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Fascinating. And that's why you're my
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Director of Baseball Operations.
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But we gotta focus on ideas.
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Oh, honey, if I fail at this,
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Danley's never gonna get off my back
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till he's on my front.
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Okay, let me think. Let me just think.
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Let me think.
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Oh, I got it.
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Two words.
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Rhinestones.
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One word.
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I'm listening.
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- Delivery.
- Come in.
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I ordered some brain food
to help us think.
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Ooh, I was wondering if we
were ever gonna take a break.
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Oh, my God. I know you.
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You ruined my life.
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Honey, you're gonna have to be
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a lot more specific than that.
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Wait, if you're Lori Loughlin's kid,
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I told her no one would buy you
as a varsity rower.
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You ordered a MAGA cake from my bakery.
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It sent my life into a death spiral.
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But now, I push muffins door
to door in office buildings.
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Hakuna matata!
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Wait, I remember you.
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Grace and Karen turned your bakery
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into a hub for neo-Nazis.
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Hey, how's that going?
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Well, it's closed now
because it's been officially
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designated a hate space,
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so now I bake in my studio apartment.
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I mix the batter in the tub.
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Jackie, what if we change
the name of the team?
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Instead of the Millstones,
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we find a name America will love,
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like the Racist Jokes.
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Are you talking about
the Blattsville Millstones?
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What if it was something
to do with the Met Gala?
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Like maybe the...
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Mets.
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How has no one thought of that?
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Oh, and you can move the team
from Blattsville into the city.
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You can't do that. I'm from Blattsville.
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I've loved the Millstones my whole life.
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How does that relate
to anything we're doing here?
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Every Friday night,
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my dad and I would sit
behind the visitor's dugout
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and razz the other team.
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Nice catch, beard face!
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They're my fondest memories...
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until the day
he was killed by a foul ball.
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I'll never forget his last words.
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"I got it."
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Honey, what I'm getting
from this story is...
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your dad couldn't catch.
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But right now, we're trying to find
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a way to help the team win.
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Well, if it were up to me,
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I'd have a shift against lefties,
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trade Gonzalez, and get a backstop
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who can control the running game.
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But even when they lose,
I bleed brown and rust.
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Almost stranger,
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I wish your mouth were like your bakery:
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Closed.
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I'm heading to the doctor.
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Tell me I have nothing to worry about.
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Grace, you have nothing to worry about...
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How could you say that?
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I'm 3,000 years old.
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My baby is in there
coughing on dust bunnies.
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I keep picturing cobwebs
and creaky door sounds.
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So now I'm not just old,
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I'm haunted.
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I was... no... I was just...
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Think maybe you're spinning out
of control just a little bit?
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Absolutely not.
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Where'd I put my purse?
Where'd I put my keys?
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Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.
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Purse.
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Keys.
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Look, the hard part's kind of done.
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You're already pregnant.
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Me, on the other hand,
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I still gotta find an egg donor,
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and a surrogate to carry the baby.
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Online shopping. Your favorite thing.
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Use your credit card.
You can get the egg and miles.
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You think this is easy?
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I gotta get McCoy's sperm
from halfway across the globe
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so somebody in a lab can mix it with mine
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into what is fast turning into
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the world's most expensive Jamba Juice.
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Not exactly as beautiful as your process.
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Oh, yeah, mine's a freaking fairy tale.
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"Beauty and the Three
Beasts She Slept With."
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And now, I'm cursed to wear
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elastic-waist jeans the rest of my life.
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Please. I've seen you
wear sweatpants to a funeral.
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You're acting
as if you're the first woman
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in history to be pregnant.
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I am so sorry
that you and your loving fiancé
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are having such a hard time
picking out your designer kid.
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"Designer kid"? Wow, that was rude.
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Grace, this is my life,
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and it's serious and stressful.
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For me, too.
Have you even been listening?
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Yeah, I have, and it sounds like
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you're lashing out at me 'cause
I'm the one with the boyfriend.
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This has nothing to do
with me being single.
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I am terrified,
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and my best friend keeps dismissing me
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while I'm going through scariest thing
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I've ever been through in my entire life.
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Oh. Damn it.
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Oh.
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Hope I'm not interrupting anything.
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Danley Walker.
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You're a sight for cold sores.
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You look as lovely as ever,
like Helen of Troy,
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but with a rack that launched
a thousand motorboats.
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Your Trojan horse
will never pass my gates.
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What if I told you you didn't have to do
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this interview?
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I'll take this crappy team
off your hands.
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All you have to do
is go on one date with me.
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Hm.
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I mean, you have to put out.
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I'm not doing this
to split some Korean barbecue.
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As if I would ever eat.
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I don't need your help, Danley.
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Because I've got big ideas
for this baseball team,
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ideas that are gonna
turn the Batman Wheat Thins
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into the winningest team
this side of the who cares.
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Sounds like you made your bed.
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Last chance to let me lie in it.
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As if I would ever...
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make a bed.
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Mr. Walker, are we ready?
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Hi, Mrs. Walker.
I'm Lucy Newman from "The Times."
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Hello, Newman.
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I'm not gonna pull
any punches with this piece.
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You've got a team in disarray.
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Do you have any plan
to turn this team around?
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Oh, I do.
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I have a three-part plan.
Very happy about part one.
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All of my players
are going to be bejeweled
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from head to toe.
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Even their jock straps.
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Of course, we won't see them,
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but I've always felt
that a little something pretty
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underneath gives you confidence.
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How will the players move?
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Honey, that's what the steroids are for.
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This keeps getting better and better.
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It's like the political
legacy of Paul Ryan.
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Hi, sorry.
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I'm just here
to pick up my catering cart.
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Oh, just ignore me.
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Honey, that's something you
never need to say to anyone.
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Ms. Walker, is there anything
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to keep me from writing that
you're just another rich owner
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who's gonna run this team
into the ground?
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Oh, oh, she's got nothing.
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And tomorrow morning,
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when Stanley and I read the story...
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Stanley's in on this?
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I haven't seen Stanley this happy
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since he learned
you could deep-fry a whole cow.
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I am not going to give
my ex-husband the satisfaction.
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I've got other ideas.
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Better ideas.
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What are they?
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Hey.
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Oh, sorry. I need to...
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Can't you see I'm in the middle
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of stalling for time?
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Why is she looking at me like that?
263
00:11:38,348 --> 00:11:40,970
She said something smart about baseball.
264
00:11:41,005 --> 00:11:43,691
I feel like she's going to hit me.
265
00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:48,011
She has a face you want to hit.
266
00:11:48,044 --> 00:11:50,570
Why didn't she listen
to me about the Millstones?
267
00:11:50,605 --> 00:11:51,882
If they just shift against lefties,
268
00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:53,114
trade Gonzalez...
269
00:11:53,148 --> 00:11:54,379
Now I remember.
270
00:11:54,412 --> 00:11:56,303
Take it away, mouth.
271
00:11:57,004 --> 00:11:58,731
We're gonna shift against lefties,
272
00:11:58,764 --> 00:12:00,299
trade Gonzalez,
273
00:12:00,332 --> 00:12:02,571
and get a backstop that can
control the running game.
274
00:12:02,604 --> 00:12:04,043
When we do that,
275
00:12:04,076 --> 00:12:07,063
the Millstones are gonna
get all the way to the top.
276
00:12:07,949 --> 00:12:09,899
That actually sounds good.
277
00:12:09,932 --> 00:12:11,036
You were wrong.
278
00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:13,303
She's not the worst owner in sports.
279
00:12:14,988 --> 00:12:18,603
That was so hot.
280
00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:20,330
And specific.
281
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,611
Where did that even come from?
282
00:12:21,644 --> 00:12:24,715
It came from me,
because I am better at this
283
00:12:24,749 --> 00:12:26,731
than you or any other man.
284
00:12:26,764 --> 00:12:28,075
Because I'm a blah-blah woman
285
00:12:28,109 --> 00:12:30,059
in a something-something world.
286
00:12:31,725 --> 00:12:34,923
And I will not be whatever it is.
287
00:13:18,345 --> 00:13:20,263
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
288
00:13:20,296 --> 00:13:21,831
Ms. Adler.
289
00:13:21,864 --> 00:13:22,982
Dr. Saperstein.
290
00:13:23,016 --> 00:13:24,038
- Hi.
- Hi.
291
00:13:24,072 --> 00:13:25,478
So before we do the ultrasound,
292
00:13:25,512 --> 00:13:27,430
is there anybody else
we should be waiting for?
293
00:13:27,464 --> 00:13:29,318
Nope. Nobody.
No fathers, no best friends,
294
00:13:29,352 --> 00:13:30,694
no gay roommates, just me.
295
00:13:30,728 --> 00:13:34,118
Okay, that's a lot to unpack.
296
00:13:34,152 --> 00:13:36,902
Look, it's perfectly normal
to be stressed.
297
00:13:36,936 --> 00:13:38,342
And that's why I'm here to answer
298
00:13:38,376 --> 00:13:39,910
any questions or concerns,
299
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,278
and to make you feel calm and relaxed.
300
00:13:42,312 --> 00:13:44,404
Thank you. That is exactly what...
301
00:13:44,437 --> 00:13:46,502
Oh.
302
00:13:46,847 --> 00:13:48,733
I'm so sorry. My husband's in the lobby.
303
00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:51,005
I just need to step out for one second.
304
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,573
Sure.
305
00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:55,357
It's nice that he visits you at work.
306
00:13:56,447 --> 00:13:58,319
You son of a bitch!
307
00:13:58,975 --> 00:14:02,461
How dare you come to my place
of work after what you did?
308
00:14:02,495 --> 00:14:05,053
No, no, you don't get to talk. I talk.
309
00:14:05,087 --> 00:14:06,365
Now I have to go in and comfort
310
00:14:06,399 --> 00:14:08,663
a shockingly old patient right now.
311
00:14:09,727 --> 00:14:12,220
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
312
00:14:12,255 --> 00:14:14,525
Okay, let's get started.
313
00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:15,485
Are you okay?
314
00:14:15,519 --> 00:14:16,829
Oh, I'm fine.
315
00:14:16,863 --> 00:14:18,845
But you know what? This is about you.
316
00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:21,373
And sometimes when I feel
particularly stressed,
317
00:14:21,407 --> 00:14:23,325
I like to focus on my breath.
318
00:14:23,359 --> 00:14:24,861
Let's do it together, okay?
319
00:14:24,895 --> 00:14:25,853
Let's take a deep breath.
320
00:14:25,887 --> 00:14:28,701
And...
321
00:14:31,518 --> 00:14:32,732
Oh, my God.
322
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,493
I'll be right back. I'm so sorry.
323
00:14:34,527 --> 00:14:36,093
- Can I exhale?
- Yeah, whatever.
324
00:14:37,278 --> 00:14:38,588
Up yours, Albert.
325
00:14:38,623 --> 00:14:41,053
You do not get to text me anymore.
326
00:14:41,087 --> 00:14:44,893
You want to send a text,
you send it to your whore.
327
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,653
Breathe out.
328
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,285
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
329
00:14:48,319 --> 00:14:49,693
So sorry.
330
00:14:49,727 --> 00:14:50,653
Okay, I think I should go.
331
00:14:50,687 --> 00:14:51,773
Sit!
332
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,405
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
333
00:14:53,439 --> 00:14:55,063
Why don't you lay back?
334
00:14:55,615 --> 00:14:56,896
Um...
335
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,069
you know, I don't know if this
is the right time,
336
00:14:59,103 --> 00:15:03,005
but I really just need someone
to tell me... promise me,
337
00:15:03,039 --> 00:15:04,893
that everything is okay,
338
00:15:04,926 --> 00:15:08,221
because, you know,
being pregnant at my age
339
00:15:08,254 --> 00:15:10,365
and all those really scary statistics,
340
00:15:10,399 --> 00:15:12,092
I'm just... I'm kind of freaking out.
341
00:15:18,527 --> 00:15:19,868
Dr. Saperstein?
342
00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:24,637
All right, all right, come here.
343
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:28,861
Okay.
344
00:15:32,127 --> 00:15:34,653
I'm having a feeling, poodle.
345
00:15:34,686 --> 00:15:36,733
It's more than just the satisfaction
346
00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:38,461
of proving Danley wrong.
347
00:15:38,495 --> 00:15:40,061
It's a tingly thing,
348
00:15:40,094 --> 00:15:42,973
like a spark inside of me.
349
00:15:43,007 --> 00:15:46,109
Could it be a sense of purpose?
350
00:15:47,487 --> 00:15:49,983
Is this what lady scientists feel?
351
00:15:52,414 --> 00:15:53,693
Sorry, me again.
352
00:15:53,726 --> 00:15:55,773
No, that's not how I practiced it.
353
00:15:55,806 --> 00:15:56,893
Come in confident.
354
00:15:56,927 --> 00:15:58,983
Don't yell at me. I'm trying.
355
00:16:01,822 --> 00:16:03,389
Ding!
356
00:16:03,423 --> 00:16:04,605
Sorry, me again.
357
00:16:04,638 --> 00:16:05,852
Here's the thing.
358
00:16:05,887 --> 00:16:08,228
I know baseball, I love the Millstones,
359
00:16:08,252 --> 00:16:10,297
and I gave you the ideas
that helped you save the team,
360
00:16:10,332 --> 00:16:11,813
so you should do the right thing
361
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:12,857
and hire me.
362
00:16:12,892 --> 00:16:15,322
I haven't done
the right thing my whole life,
363
00:16:15,355 --> 00:16:16,538
and I'm not about to start now.
364
00:16:16,572 --> 00:16:18,394
Karen.
365
00:16:18,427 --> 00:16:19,634
Can I see you in my office, please?
366
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:20,634
Oh.
367
00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:25,690
Look, you're a proud, confident lady
368
00:16:25,724 --> 00:16:28,882
with great legs and a bold, red lip.
369
00:16:28,916 --> 00:16:30,086
And...
370
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,263
so am I.
371
00:16:32,412 --> 00:16:34,682
But I think we both know
what we need to do here.
372
00:16:34,716 --> 00:16:36,761
We do? I mean...
373
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,307
I know. Do you?
374
00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:41,754
Why don't you tell me,
and then I'll tell you
375
00:16:41,788 --> 00:16:43,641
whether you got it right or not?
376
00:16:43,676 --> 00:16:45,561
We don't know anything about baseball...
377
00:16:45,596 --> 00:16:47,929
Baseball, nothing.
I know you're a catcher.
378
00:16:49,755 --> 00:16:51,321
She's followed the Millstones
her whole life...
379
00:16:51,356 --> 00:16:53,703
Millstones, dead dad. Funny.
380
00:16:54,684 --> 00:16:56,602
And if you really
want to stick it to Danley...
381
00:16:56,635 --> 00:16:57,850
Stick it, Danley.
382
00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:59,514
Kind of cute in the right lighting.
383
00:17:00,763 --> 00:17:03,424
We need to hire her.
384
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,545
Thank you for waiting.
She'll see you now.
385
00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:12,762
So you're suggesting
that I give you a job,
386
00:17:12,795 --> 00:17:14,823
or an unpaid internship,
387
00:17:15,196 --> 00:17:16,889
where you come up
with great baseball ideas
388
00:17:16,924 --> 00:17:18,490
that I take credit for.
389
00:17:18,524 --> 00:17:20,828
- That's not exactly...
- Don't negotiate past "yes."
390
00:17:29,970 --> 00:17:31,089
Will.
391
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:32,305
Hey.
392
00:17:32,307 --> 00:17:33,745
I did bring you flowers,
393
00:17:33,746 --> 00:17:35,345
but I had to give them
to the woman next door
394
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:37,263
when I walked in on her.
395
00:17:37,747 --> 00:17:39,665
I was guessing which room you were in.
396
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,745
I guessed wrong.
397
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:43,578
Well, every woman loves flowers.
398
00:17:43,602 --> 00:17:44,673
Yeah.
399
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,327
I don't think she's gonna like the card
400
00:17:46,329 --> 00:17:48,863
about dust bunnies in her uterus.
401
00:17:50,545 --> 00:17:52,079
That's funny.
402
00:17:54,137 --> 00:17:55,415
You came.
403
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:57,015
Couldn't let my best friend go through
404
00:17:57,017 --> 00:17:59,783
one of the scariest days
of her life by herself.
405
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,247
I'm sorry for what I said.
406
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,527
You're going through something, too.
407
00:18:05,529 --> 00:18:06,487
I know that.
408
00:18:06,489 --> 00:18:08,311
No, I'm sorry.
409
00:18:08,313 --> 00:18:10,167
It's my job to know what you need,
410
00:18:10,169 --> 00:18:11,543
and I dropped the ball.
411
00:18:11,545 --> 00:18:13,495
I mean, the second those Beasts
knocked up Beauty,
412
00:18:13,497 --> 00:18:15,023
I should've been there.
413
00:18:15,513 --> 00:18:18,223
You're my knight in shining
pink Under Armour.
414
00:18:20,248 --> 00:18:22,647
I just can't shake the feeling
that any appointment
415
00:18:22,649 --> 00:18:24,663
could be the one when they
tell me that it's all over.
416
00:18:24,665 --> 00:18:25,911
Okay, sweetie.
417
00:18:26,937 --> 00:18:28,215
It's gonna be okay.
418
00:18:30,169 --> 00:18:31,895
But I totally understand.
419
00:18:32,568 --> 00:18:34,167
Getting your hopes up
and then finding out
420
00:18:34,169 --> 00:18:35,743
it's not gonna happen.
421
00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:38,183
That'd break anyone's heart.
422
00:18:39,692 --> 00:18:40,650
Will, what happened?
423
00:18:40,674 --> 00:18:42,016
No, this is about you.
424
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,894
Will, tell me.
425
00:18:43,929 --> 00:18:47,287
Well, apparently looking at egg donors
426
00:18:47,289 --> 00:18:50,647
suddenly made all this
baby stuff serious for McCoy,
427
00:18:50,649 --> 00:18:52,247
and he realized he...
428
00:18:52,249 --> 00:18:53,527
doesn't want kids.
429
00:18:53,529 --> 00:18:55,510
Oh, sweetie.
430
00:18:55,512 --> 00:18:56,863
Yeah.
431
00:18:57,432 --> 00:18:58,551
It's gonna be weird tomorrow
432
00:18:58,552 --> 00:19:00,663
when I have to sign for his sperm.
433
00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:05,655
But this is something that you've wanted.
434
00:19:05,657 --> 00:19:07,767
You've talked about having kids
your entire life.
435
00:19:07,769 --> 00:19:09,046
I know, I know.
436
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,607
Now I have to choose
between being with McCoy,
437
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:14,183
and being a dad, and I...
438
00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:17,142
I don't know what I want.
439
00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:20,425
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
440
00:19:20,697 --> 00:19:22,967
I'm Dr. Saperstein.
441
00:19:22,969 --> 00:19:24,543
Somebody found a father.
442
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,967
This is my friend Will.
443
00:19:26,969 --> 00:19:28,535
Oh, good, 'cause apparently
444
00:19:28,537 --> 00:19:31,503
there's a peeping Tom
going from room to room.
445
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,774
Anyway, let's take a look at the baby.
446
00:19:34,776 --> 00:19:35,990
Okay.
447
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:38,503
I'm right here.
448
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:44,423
Okay, just have to find the little guy.
449
00:19:44,888 --> 00:19:46,390
He's hiding.
450
00:19:46,392 --> 00:19:47,767
I can only assume it's a boy
451
00:19:47,768 --> 00:19:50,343
'cause they're always hiding something.
452
00:19:51,225 --> 00:19:53,591
Here we go.
453
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:55,511
Is that...
454
00:19:55,513 --> 00:19:58,135
That's the heartbeat. It sounds healthy.
455
00:19:58,137 --> 00:20:00,694
- Oh, my God.
- Wow.
456
00:20:00,696 --> 00:20:02,806
Congratulations, Grace. It sounds great.
457
00:20:02,808 --> 00:20:04,543
I'm gonna take some measurements.
458
00:20:05,944 --> 00:20:07,263
This is...
459
00:20:08,012 --> 00:20:09,423
I can't...
460
00:20:10,898 --> 00:20:12,912
Will, I'm gonna be a mother.
461
00:20:12,936 --> 00:20:14,181
I know.
462
00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:17,263
And now I know what I want.
463
00:20:18,776 --> 00:20:20,823
I want to be a dad.
464
00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:24,743
And I'm gonna do it on my own,
just like my best girl.
465
00:20:26,649 --> 00:20:28,223
I am right here.
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