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WWW.MY-SUBS.COM
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- www.MY-SUBS.com -
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Yeah!
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Everyone was excited about
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the annual Fairy Tale Costume Ball.
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Everyone but me.
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I had always felt like an outsider,
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but lately it had gotten worse.
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I felt so alone.
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Nobody could possibly understand
what I had been through.
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I couldn't get back my
boyfriend, my pageant career,
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the family I grew up with,
or the sister I never knew.
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But maybe the one thing I could get back
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was my memory of what happened to me
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during those 18 hours I blacked out.
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I had clues, but no way to
follow them. The drawing on my arm
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and this picture of me
with these two strangers.
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Could they help me fill in the blanks?
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I have a lead on your
mysterious ShenaniCam photo.
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How? The girls aren't tagged.
They're not on social...
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I know, but I've been
stalking the account.
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It looks like it's run by a
student who documents campus life.
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Whenever the photographer posts,
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they tag their location.
That's how we find them.
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We just need to go to Hughes' campus
and wait for them to post again.
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Oh, my God, that's genius!
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What's genius?
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I figured out a way to find the person
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who posted that photo of
Magnolia at Hughes University.
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We are gonna retrace her steps
that day to jog her memory.
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- We're gonna Hangover this bitch.
- Hm-mm.
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I mean, didn't they get bit
by a tiger on The Hangover?
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And someone married a hooker.
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Yes! But they still found their
friend, and once we solve this,
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I will have the perfect story to
use in my interview for John Jay.
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- What's that?
- College for criminal justice.
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I decided to become a cop like my dad.
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I would've told you, but
you're a little busy with Brick.
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Let's go to Hughes first thing Saturday.
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Saturday is the dance.
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So we'll just have to
make it back in time.
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This is gonna be awesome.
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Not for me.
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Hmm... Yay! Hangover!
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- Yeah!
- Okay.
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- I'll go with you guys!
- Sure!
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If Magnolia remembered that day,
she might remember the night before.
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What did you do?
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Milady.
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- What's all this?
- It's a teaser of my costume for the dance.
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And I got you a costume, too.
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Try it on. I wanna see
how we'll look together.
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Now?
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I was mortified.
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Was the costume too small?
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Or was my body too big?
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What happened? I
wanted to see it on you.
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Or you hate it? 'Cause I can
get us different costumes.
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No. That's not it.
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There are other princess dresses,
but they weren't in your size.
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This isn't my size.
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It's... too small.
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- I'm sorry.
- Hey, why? I mean,
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you're gonna look great
in whatever costume and...
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the whole point is for me
to get you out of it anyway.
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Right?
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I had the hottest boyfriend
alive, and I couldn't enjoy him.
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Even if I could get out
of my head about my body,
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I couldn't stop thinking about Magnolia.
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I have that test tomorrow.
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What if she remembered
seeing me with that crowbar?
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Did she see me kill him?
Would she turn me in?
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We can't!
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My mom's gonna be home soon.
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What if I went to jail? Would
Brick still want me then?
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Are you not into me?
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It feels like it did before
you ditched me for Christian.
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He had to bring up Christian.
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No. This is not like
that at all, I promise.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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I had to put this whole
Magnolia thing to bed
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if I ever wanted to
go to bed with Brick.
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What do you mean?
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I don't know. It's like Patty's
not into it or something.
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Do you want me to just ask her?
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We're spending the
day together Saturday.
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She volunteered to help track
the girls from the photo.
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Okay, that's weird.
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Weirder than you talking to your
ex about your current sex life?
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Or lack thereof.
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I've never had any complaints before.
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Are you asking...
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Wait, is there something?
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Magnolia! You have to tell me!
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No, I... I can't.
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- As my friend, please.
- Okay, fine!
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Fine. I was never gonna say anything,
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but since you're asking...
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It's the way that you kiss.
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Sometimes it felt like you were
trying to, like, lick my tonsils.
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And sometimes you'd put
your whole mouth over mine,
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and I felt like I was suffocating.
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You'd stick your tongue in my mouth...
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and you'd just leave it there
like it was this weird, warm slug.
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Gross! I sound horrible.
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I mean, listen, you can get
away with a lot when you're hot.
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Hm.
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What am I supposed to do?
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YouTube it.
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Yeah.
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When it comes to being
Masonville's mayor,
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I'm willing to roll up my
sleeves and get in there.
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In fact, I'm so committed, I'll
give y'all the shirt off my back.
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Masonville needs a strong mayor.
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Someone who can flex their power.
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Throw another couple
of 45s on there, Joe.
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Vote Bob Barnard.
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I got this!
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Unbelievable.
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He's too perfect.
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People want someone they
can go have a beer with.
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Someone who's relatable, like me.
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You? Relatable? You're
wearing an ascot and lipstick.
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It is tinted ChapStick.
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Okay, fine. Point taken.
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Besides, you've got bigger problems.
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Your little outburst at
the Wiener Taco went viral.
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Screw your Will &
Grace mayoral bullshit!
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I'm running for mayor, too.
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I mean, I thought it was awesome, but...
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apparently people
think you're a real dick
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for going off on your wife
the night of her big event.
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I only spoke the truth.
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Bob, if you want to win mayor,
you need people to like you.
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You have to issue a public apology.
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Are you serious?
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I finally stand up for myself,
and you want me to apologize?
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- Hm!
- No! No way!
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Rule number one: in modern
politics, never admit fault.
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It's like giving
ammunition to your enemy.
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Bob! You have an image problem.
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I solve image problems for a living.
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We will do it my way.
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When one of my pageant
girls has a snafu,
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I tell her to go out
and do something good.
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Change the narrative,
get people on her side.
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So I need to go out and, I don't know,
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shake some hands, kiss some babies.
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We should have an event.
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Yeah. Yeah!
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Meet me at the park at
lunch. I have an idea.
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Hey, where are you off to?
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I'm going to Hughes University for
the day with Nonnie and Magnolia.
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What about your OA meeting?
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OA?
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As in Overeaters Anonymous?
You're going to meetings?
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Yeah. You missed a lot
while you were gone.
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I'm being of service to Magnolia.
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I'm helping her figure out
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what happened to her the
night she blacked out.
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Um...
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Can I speak to you for a moment?
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In private?
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Help Magnolia? Are you crazy?
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If she remembers, no State for you.
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No mayor for me!
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I'm going to cockblock her.
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Make sure she doesn't remember.
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Relax. Besides, it's better
than thinking of food.
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That's Nonnie. I've gotta
go. I'll keep you posted.
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I thought seeing the
campus would jog my memory,
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but I had zero
recollection of being there.
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Looks like the photographer was
just at the campus activity center.
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That sounds far away.
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The campus map says it's right here.
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Come on.
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I see him.
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Follow me.
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Hey. Are you the campus
life photographer?
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I am, but I'm on my way
to photograph a rally.
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Oh. Dory!
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Dory? Like on my arm?
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- Wait, did you draw it?
- No. You don't remember me?
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Did you take this?
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Yeah, I did, but I really...
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Do you still have the photos?
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- Let me see your camera.
- Nonnie, he said he has to go.
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There.
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- Perfect. Thank you so much.
- Thanks.
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- No problem.
- Bye, girl.
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- Bye!
- Bye!
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Hey. What's your name?
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I don't remember.
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Are you like Dory from
Finding Nemo or something?
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You're the one who nicknamed me Dory!
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- Do you remember anything else?
- I really have to go.
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Well, that's that. We should...
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Wow.
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He couldn't help us for two minutes?
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- Rude!
- Come on, give him a break.
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People have been harassing
him about that photo for weeks.
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It was the last time anyone saw
Pierre before he went missing.
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- Who's Pierre?
- School mascot. The French bulldog.
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People are freaking out that he's gone.
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- Is it really that big of a deal?
- Yes!
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People take football
seriously. And Pierre is lucky.
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Ever since he went
missing, we've been losing.
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Wait, do you know the other two girls?
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We should go. We've taken
up enough of his time.
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Everybody knows who they are
since the photo went viral.
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Their names are Kelly and Jasmine.
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- They live in Franklin Hall.
- Kelly and Jasmine...
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- Franklin Hall...
- Fuck!
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Hey! What's up, guys?
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Stu, the Kissing Bandit back at you
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with another tutorial
on how to kiss girls
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and make them want
to come back for more.
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One thing to keep in mind,
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make sure that they actually
want to kiss you back.
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There is nothing sexier than consent.
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You might be thinking,
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"Stu, what if I don't want
to subject my girlfriend
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to my crappy kissing practice?"
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Well, I have the solution for you.
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Practice...
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with a mango,
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or any other small, fist-sized fruit
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with a soft, wet, pulpy inside.
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You cut a hole into the skin,
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deep enough for your tongue
and get down to business.
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Two things to keep in mind, guys:
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one, don't be a slobberpuss.
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And two, be a little
stingy with your tongue.
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Think of it as your flirty worm,
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not your chokey anaconda.
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Okay? Nobody likes that.
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And most of all,
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just have fun.
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Hey!
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Ooh!
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Oh, I can't thank you enough
for letting me live with you!
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Once I get my nude
self-portrait from storage,
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our apartment will feel
like a home, plus...
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Honey, what's wrong?
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I can't find a date to the
Fairy Tale Formal tonight.
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Oh! Baby girl.
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We will find you a date online.
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Who knows? The wheelchair might help.
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There is a fetish for everything!
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Um, no!
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Hi! Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
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- Can you read English?
- English.
252
00:11:54,642 --> 00:11:55,812
Yes. Okay, yeah.
253
00:11:55,893 --> 00:11:58,653
'Cause there is a sign
on the door that says
254
00:11:58,729 --> 00:12:00,559
- we open in one hour.
- Open.
255
00:12:00,648 --> 00:12:02,938
- We open in one hour.
- Yes.
256
00:12:03,025 --> 00:12:05,695
- W-O-N, an hour.
- Actually, we're here to see you.
257
00:12:06,278 --> 00:12:07,818
We saw the news story
258
00:12:07,905 --> 00:12:10,735
about the pageant girl who
faked being in a wheelchair
259
00:12:10,825 --> 00:12:12,785
only to actually end
up being in a wheelchair
260
00:12:12,868 --> 00:12:14,038
and recognized you.
261
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,160
We're your birth family.
262
00:12:15,746 --> 00:12:17,366
Uh, scam artists!
263
00:12:17,456 --> 00:12:20,496
Oh, yeah, looking to get
a piece of the Wiener Taco.
264
00:12:20,584 --> 00:12:21,674
This is your dad.
265
00:12:21,752 --> 00:12:23,922
- Okay.
- This is your brother, Henry.
266
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,674
- And I'm your mom.
- Yeah, right.
267
00:12:25,756 --> 00:12:27,716
I can prove it. I know
things only a mother would.
268
00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:30,298
Oh, okay, yeah. Like what?
269
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,011
You have a third nipple.
270
00:12:32,054 --> 00:12:34,394
Uh, one in 10,000!
271
00:12:34,473 --> 00:12:36,353
- And 11 toes.
- More common than you think.
272
00:12:36,434 --> 00:12:39,694
And a birthmark on your butt
in the shape of a better butt.
273
00:12:46,444 --> 00:12:48,244
Oh, my God, Mama!
274
00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,450
Come here! Oh, my God!
275
00:12:51,907 --> 00:12:53,564
I can't believe that you guys came
276
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,657
all the way from China just to see me.
277
00:12:56,245 --> 00:12:57,905
- China?
- Yes, where I was adopted.
278
00:12:57,997 --> 00:12:59,957
You weren't adopted.
279
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,500
You were kidnapped from
the Mall of Minneapolis.
280
00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:04,415
- What?
- And you're not from China.
281
00:13:04,503 --> 00:13:05,843
- You're Korean.
- What?
282
00:13:06,464 --> 00:13:07,514
Mama!
283
00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:12,010
Mama!
284
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:15,722
Come and get one of Bob
Armstrong's loaded wieners!
285
00:13:15,806 --> 00:13:17,016
They're plump and juicy!
286
00:13:17,475 --> 00:13:19,095
Have a wiener on Bob!
287
00:13:19,685 --> 00:13:21,475
Here you go. Go hand them out.
288
00:13:21,562 --> 00:13:23,192
Angie, what the hell?
289
00:13:23,272 --> 00:13:24,442
I know, right?
290
00:13:24,523 --> 00:13:27,283
There's no bad press a
little free wien can't cure!
291
00:13:27,359 --> 00:13:29,109
No, Angie!
292
00:13:29,195 --> 00:13:31,305
The second rule of modern politics:
293
00:13:31,306 --> 00:13:33,655
never get photographed eating a hot dog!
294
00:13:33,741 --> 00:13:35,491
Well, I didn't photograph you.
295
00:13:35,576 --> 00:13:36,946
It's photoshopped.
296
00:13:37,036 --> 00:13:38,116
Come on! Fuck the rules.
297
00:13:38,204 --> 00:13:40,544
You're eating a wiener,
and you look sexy as hell.
298
00:13:40,623 --> 00:13:42,333
No! Absolutely not!
299
00:13:43,042 --> 00:13:45,132
It's a bad headline
just waiting to happen.
300
00:13:45,711 --> 00:13:48,711
You know, not for nothing, but
if this is you being more likable,
301
00:13:48,798 --> 00:13:50,668
I'll vote for hot Bob, too.
302
00:13:51,133 --> 00:13:52,263
Come on!
303
00:13:52,343 --> 00:13:54,933
Now, who's a likable boy?
304
00:13:55,012 --> 00:13:56,852
- What?
- Who's a likable boy?
305
00:13:56,931 --> 00:13:59,409
- I'm likable, Angie!
- Yes, you are, and who wants to be mayor?
306
00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:01,313
- I'm gonna be mayor.
- Are you gonna be mayor?
307
00:14:01,393 --> 00:14:02,621
- I'm gonna...
- Gonna be mayor?
308
00:14:02,645 --> 00:14:03,645
I get it.
309
00:14:03,646 --> 00:14:04,646
- Okay.
- Okay.
310
00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:06,770
You're going to get out
there, win over some voters,
311
00:14:06,857 --> 00:14:07,977
kiss some babies.
312
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:09,817
- Yes. All right!
- All right.
313
00:14:14,615 --> 00:14:15,825
Oh, shit.
314
00:14:18,869 --> 00:14:21,289
I felt weirdly comfortable at Hughes.
315
00:14:21,372 --> 00:14:22,712
Maybe it was because here,
316
00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:25,790
for the first time in my
life, I didn't stand out.
317
00:14:26,377 --> 00:14:28,837
Hey, you two. Student IDs please.
318
00:14:29,338 --> 00:14:30,717
Would I feel less isolated here?
319
00:14:30,718 --> 00:14:33,088
Could this be a place for me to belong?
320
00:14:33,175 --> 00:14:35,385
Hey! Do you know what room
Kelly and Jasmine are in?
321
00:14:35,469 --> 00:14:37,299
Damn, it must be in here somewhere.
322
00:14:37,388 --> 00:14:39,518
No worries! We'll
catch up with you later.
323
00:14:39,598 --> 00:14:41,928
Sorry, ladies. No ID,
you've gotta leave.
324
00:14:42,017 --> 00:14:44,517
Nonnie might not have
been worried, but I was.
325
00:14:44,603 --> 00:14:46,613
I couldn't let Magnolia out of my sight.
326
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:48,249
Who knew what would trigger her memory?
327
00:14:48,274 --> 00:14:49,614
Nonnie, we can't just let her go.
328
00:14:49,692 --> 00:14:51,692
It's fine. We'll just wait for her here.
329
00:14:51,777 --> 00:14:54,177
But those girls are alleged
dognappers, and who knows what...
330
00:14:54,238 --> 00:14:55,868
You sound crazy.
331
00:14:55,948 --> 00:14:58,668
I don't even know why you came. You
and Magnolia aren't even friends.
332
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:02,539
- We're friends.
- Come on. You kinda just stole her boyfriend.
333
00:15:02,621 --> 00:15:04,711
- I didn't.
- Why make such a big effort now?
334
00:15:04,832 --> 00:15:06,791
Because. Lie! Lie! Lie!
335
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:09,134
Magnolia and Brick have
been spending time together,
336
00:15:09,211 --> 00:15:11,551
and I am afraid that
she still wants him.
337
00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:14,550
So if I help her out,
get really close to her,
338
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:16,683
maybe she'll be less
likely to screw me over.
339
00:15:17,344 --> 00:15:19,014
I guess that makes sense.
340
00:15:20,306 --> 00:15:21,886
There has to be another way in.
341
00:15:22,558 --> 00:15:23,888
Come on! I have an idea.
342
00:15:29,523 --> 00:15:31,363
Hey! I don't know if you remember me,
343
00:15:31,442 --> 00:15:33,253
- but I...
- Where have you been this whole time?
344
00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:36,609
- In Masonville. I'm a high school senior.
- Yeah?
345
00:15:36,697 --> 00:15:39,092
While you've been playing Degrassi,
we've been getting harassed
346
00:15:39,116 --> 00:15:40,906
because of that ShenaniCam post.
347
00:15:40,993 --> 00:15:42,453
Everyone thinks that we took Pierre.
348
00:15:42,536 --> 00:15:44,866
You had him when we left
you. Do you know where he is?
349
00:15:45,456 --> 00:15:46,456
No.
350
00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:49,630
I don't remember anything from
that day. I lost my memory.
351
00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:52,230
Oh, my God. That is some whacked
out Days of Our Lives bullshit.
352
00:15:52,671 --> 00:15:54,761
We've had to take
ourselves off social media.
353
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,340
We're thinking of moving off
campus, all because of a dog
354
00:15:57,426 --> 00:15:58,426
that you had.
355
00:15:58,469 --> 00:16:00,550
- So much for fitting in.
- Stop! Hey!
356
00:16:00,638 --> 00:16:02,428
- Magnolia!
- Stop!
357
00:16:02,514 --> 00:16:05,642
- Magnolia!
- Magnolia, tell them we're your friends!
358
00:16:05,726 --> 00:16:07,186
Patty, Nonnie, what is going on?
359
00:16:07,269 --> 00:16:08,829
They just climbed in through my window!
360
00:16:08,854 --> 00:16:10,774
You know what? I'm calling security.
361
00:16:10,856 --> 00:16:13,566
Uh, so how's it going?
Did you remember anything?
362
00:16:13,651 --> 00:16:14,651
Not yet.
363
00:16:15,361 --> 00:16:18,071
That photo of us is the only
clue I have from that day.
364
00:16:18,155 --> 00:16:19,155
Besides this.
365
00:16:20,658 --> 00:16:23,828
But I'm hoping if I play the day
backwards, maybe I'll remember.
366
00:16:23,911 --> 00:16:26,121
The doctors think I might've
seen something traumatic,
367
00:16:26,205 --> 00:16:27,605
and it could've affected my memory.
368
00:16:28,165 --> 00:16:31,245
What happened right
before you took that photo?
369
00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:33,095
Did the three of you
spend any time together?
370
00:16:33,128 --> 00:16:36,048
No! We saw her with
Pierre, we went to pet him,
371
00:16:36,131 --> 00:16:38,591
that dude took a photo, we
moved on. It was two minutes.
372
00:16:38,676 --> 00:16:40,216
What's the last thing you do remember?
373
00:16:40,302 --> 00:16:42,432
Hitting my head. I have a video. See?
374
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,397
- Whoa! Slow down!
- Uh!
375
00:16:49,478 --> 00:16:51,228
Go back a little. I
think I see something.
376
00:16:51,313 --> 00:16:52,363
Why are you helping them?
377
00:16:52,439 --> 00:16:54,559
Because if they can figure
out what happened that day,
378
00:16:54,608 --> 00:16:56,148
maybe they can help us find Pierre.
379
00:16:56,652 --> 00:16:57,652
Zoom in.
380
00:16:58,779 --> 00:17:00,199
That's a Hughes scooter.
381
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,960
But you can't get one
without a student ID.
382
00:17:02,032 --> 00:17:04,412
You must've borrowed one
from someone you met that day.
383
00:17:04,994 --> 00:17:06,294
Maybe they know what happened.
384
00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:08,250
The scooter office keeps records.
385
00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:10,040
Let's go see who checked out 444.
386
00:17:10,124 --> 00:17:12,134
- Come on.
- Let's do it!
387
00:17:16,338 --> 00:17:18,798
Darn. I guess it's time to head back.
388
00:17:18,882 --> 00:17:21,222
- What? No!
- Wait! I can pick the lock.
389
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:22,721
Nonnie, don't be stupid.
390
00:17:23,137 --> 00:17:24,507
It'll only take a minute.
391
00:17:28,142 --> 00:17:30,100
With every clue, we were one step closer
392
00:17:30,101 --> 00:17:31,732
to Christian and that crowbar.
393
00:17:31,979 --> 00:17:33,559
- You want me to...
- Kill her.
394
00:17:33,647 --> 00:17:35,477
Patty? Patty, what's happening?
395
00:17:35,566 --> 00:17:36,816
Do it, or I will!
396
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:38,360
- Do what?
- Patty, now!
397
00:17:38,444 --> 00:17:41,034
I had to do something, so I lied.
398
00:17:41,113 --> 00:17:42,283
Shit, someone's coming! Run!
399
00:17:43,365 --> 00:17:44,365
Yes!
400
00:17:45,784 --> 00:17:46,834
Nonnie, come on! Let's go.
401
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,577
- Leave it!
- No! It was a birthday gift from my dad!
402
00:17:49,663 --> 00:17:50,753
Who cares?
403
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:54,923
- Officer, I can explain.
- Save it.
404
00:17:55,002 --> 00:17:57,642
I already received a call about
two white girls breaking into dorm.
405
00:17:57,713 --> 00:18:00,513
I'm throwing you off
campus, and if you come back,
406
00:18:00,591 --> 00:18:02,381
there will be legal consequences.
407
00:18:02,468 --> 00:18:03,468
Understood?
408
00:18:03,927 --> 00:18:04,927
Let's go.
409
00:18:08,849 --> 00:18:09,849
Come on, girl!
410
00:18:12,311 --> 00:18:17,691
Let's give it up for the All
Campus Undie Run participants.
411
00:18:17,775 --> 00:18:19,225
All proceeds go to...
412
00:18:19,318 --> 00:18:20,528
No undies, huh?
413
00:18:20,611 --> 00:18:21,701
What's your name?
414
00:18:21,779 --> 00:18:22,909
Oh.
415
00:18:23,405 --> 00:18:26,325
This is Dory and I'm Nemo.
416
00:18:28,494 --> 00:18:29,504
What?
417
00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:30,870
I remembered something.
418
00:18:35,501 --> 00:18:37,631
I was with a girl... braids, tattoos.
419
00:18:37,711 --> 00:18:38,711
She drew on my arm.
420
00:18:40,047 --> 00:18:42,127
And then we got hammered.
421
00:18:43,634 --> 00:18:45,724
And then I saw the pageant on TV.
422
00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:49,677
And then I stole her ID.
423
00:18:50,307 --> 00:18:51,977
That must've been how I got the scooter.
424
00:18:52,059 --> 00:18:53,701
Maybe she came with me to Regionals.
425
00:18:53,702 --> 00:18:55,649
Maybe she remembers something I don't.
426
00:18:55,729 --> 00:18:58,359
- Maybe she knows where Pierre is.
- What was her name?
427
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,280
I don't remember, but she
called me Dory and herself...
428
00:19:02,069 --> 00:19:03,069
Nemo.
429
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,203
You're saying we need to find Nemo?
430
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,280
How?
431
00:19:06,365 --> 00:19:07,865
That's obviously not her real name,
432
00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:09,990
and there's, like, 3,000
people on this campus.
433
00:19:10,077 --> 00:19:11,907
You're right. It's pointless.
434
00:19:11,995 --> 00:19:13,155
Unless...
435
00:19:13,247 --> 00:19:14,707
we could put out a message.
436
00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:16,290
Through text or social media.
437
00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:18,554
Is that the campus radio station?
438
00:19:18,585 --> 00:19:19,585
Yeah.
439
00:19:19,837 --> 00:19:21,837
Maybe we go old-school.
440
00:19:28,637 --> 00:19:30,597
See? We're undercover.
441
00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:33,021
We look like drunk moms
during parents' weekend.
442
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,640
We'll stand out.
443
00:19:34,726 --> 00:19:36,766
What were you thinking,
breaking into that office?
444
00:19:36,854 --> 00:19:38,444
I was trying to solve the case.
445
00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:41,402
Solve the case. Undercover.
Nonnie, you're not a cop.
446
00:19:41,483 --> 00:19:42,733
Wow.
447
00:19:42,985 --> 00:19:44,235
Well, I mean not yet.
448
00:19:44,319 --> 00:19:46,819
No, I get it. You don't
think I'm good enough.
449
00:19:47,406 --> 00:19:48,486
That's not what I said.
450
00:19:48,574 --> 00:19:49,704
You didn't have to.
451
00:19:49,783 --> 00:19:52,083
You've been acting
like an asshole all day.
452
00:19:52,161 --> 00:19:55,581
And here's Dory with an old-school
lost connection announcement.
453
00:19:56,331 --> 00:19:58,461
I'm looking for my friend, Nemo.
454
00:19:59,042 --> 00:20:01,462
I could really use your
help, so if you're listening,
455
00:20:01,545 --> 00:20:04,125
please come find me at
the rock on the quad.
456
00:20:05,215 --> 00:20:07,965
I'm going... to support my friend.
457
00:20:08,051 --> 00:20:09,511
You can do whatever you want.
458
00:20:11,722 --> 00:20:13,062
Say, "I got this!"
459
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:15,230
All right.
460
00:20:15,309 --> 00:20:18,729
Bob Barnard, quelle surprise.
What the hell are you doing here?
461
00:20:18,812 --> 00:20:21,442
I'm just meeting voters,
gathering support.
462
00:20:21,523 --> 00:20:23,193
You ain't hijacking my event!
463
00:20:23,275 --> 00:20:25,105
It's nothing you didn't do to Coralee.
464
00:20:25,611 --> 00:20:30,411
I can't help it if my natural
charm and charisma draws people in.
465
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:32,080
But, hey.
466
00:20:32,159 --> 00:20:34,829
Don't let me keep you from
the slow train to Loser Town.
467
00:20:35,412 --> 00:20:39,462
Rudy and I have plenty to talk
about. He's endorsing me for mayor.
468
00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:43,881
Oh! Like he endorsed me at
the gym, in the steam room.
469
00:20:43,962 --> 00:20:45,302
Jesus!
470
00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:46,590
Bob, that's private.
471
00:20:46,673 --> 00:20:48,053
I'm sorry. I didn't realize
472
00:20:48,133 --> 00:20:51,223
two people having sex in a
public place was so hush-hush!
473
00:20:51,303 --> 00:20:52,643
You got this, Bob!
474
00:20:52,721 --> 00:20:55,851
How does it feel,
having my sloppy seconds?
475
00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:57,483
That's right. You know!
476
00:20:58,310 --> 00:21:00,270
Stella Rose, Coralee...
477
00:21:00,354 --> 00:21:04,784
How's it feel, knowing your
father's financing my campaign?
478
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:08,529
Yeah. Oh, and when he
found out you were running,
479
00:21:09,238 --> 00:21:10,608
he doubled my funds.
480
00:21:13,116 --> 00:21:14,116
Excuse us.
481
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:16,575
Come on.
482
00:21:23,210 --> 00:21:24,210
Hey, are you all right?
483
00:21:24,211 --> 00:21:25,211
No.
484
00:21:25,462 --> 00:21:27,227
I just found out my father doubled down
485
00:21:27,228 --> 00:21:29,682
on financing Bob Barnard's campaign.
486
00:21:29,758 --> 00:21:32,428
We're doing all this to
get people to support me,
487
00:21:32,511 --> 00:21:35,561
and the one person who should
automatically be on my side
488
00:21:35,639 --> 00:21:37,019
is backing my competition.
489
00:21:38,267 --> 00:21:40,727
I've had it. I'm going to talk to him.
490
00:21:42,062 --> 00:21:44,112
I'm here. What's so important?
491
00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:46,820
I'm running for mayor now, Dad.
492
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:49,610
You can't still be financing
Bob Barnard's campaign.
493
00:21:49,695 --> 00:21:51,855
"Good to see you, Dad.
Thanks for coming by.
494
00:21:52,406 --> 00:21:53,866
Hey, how's retirement going?"
495
00:21:53,949 --> 00:21:55,199
Sure. That.
496
00:21:55,284 --> 00:21:57,704
I am trying to get voters
out there to like me,
497
00:21:57,786 --> 00:21:59,826
and my own dad picks the other guy?
498
00:21:59,913 --> 00:22:03,583
I mean, could you just be on
my side for once in your life?
499
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,707
Son, come on.
500
00:22:05,794 --> 00:22:07,054
I'm always on your side.
501
00:22:07,129 --> 00:22:08,709
Uh-huh? Like when?
502
00:22:08,797 --> 00:22:10,507
Well, like senior year.
503
00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:13,893
Huh? I knew you weren't
gonna make the track team,
504
00:22:13,969 --> 00:22:15,969
but I still bought you
those expensive sneakers.
505
00:22:16,054 --> 00:22:18,095
Yeah, I was more interested in the shoes
506
00:22:18,096 --> 00:22:20,064
than I was in running
in a fucking circle.
507
00:22:20,142 --> 00:22:22,312
You were just so damn fragile.
508
00:22:22,936 --> 00:22:25,186
Any other kid I'd have sent
off to military school...
509
00:22:26,064 --> 00:22:27,194
or conversion therapy.
510
00:22:27,691 --> 00:22:28,941
But I felt sorry for you.
511
00:22:29,026 --> 00:22:31,566
So I put up with your
pansy-ass bullshit.
512
00:22:31,653 --> 00:22:34,203
Jesus! Dad, what do you
want me to do? Thank you?
513
00:22:34,281 --> 00:22:35,491
Well, you should thank me.
514
00:22:36,283 --> 00:22:38,123
For protecting you your entire life.
515
00:22:38,201 --> 00:22:40,251
Mom protected me.
516
00:22:41,038 --> 00:22:44,168
From you. Of course, it's always
the good parent who dies first.
517
00:22:44,249 --> 00:22:46,289
You don't know the first
thing about your mother.
518
00:22:47,753 --> 00:22:49,053
What is that supposed to mean?
519
00:22:49,129 --> 00:22:50,129
Forget it.
520
00:22:51,548 --> 00:22:53,748
You couldn't handle it then.
You couldn't handle it now.
521
00:22:55,177 --> 00:22:56,257
What are you talking about?
522
00:22:56,345 --> 00:22:58,005
Just drop it, all right?
523
00:22:58,388 --> 00:22:59,928
And don't run for mayor.
524
00:23:00,515 --> 00:23:02,910
It's only going to crush you
when you lose to your boyfriend.
525
00:23:02,934 --> 00:23:04,564
Don't change the subject, Dad.
526
00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,484
That's why I'm not endorsing you.
527
00:23:06,855 --> 00:23:08,515
I'm still protecting you.
528
00:23:08,607 --> 00:23:09,937
Dad, just tell me.
529
00:23:11,109 --> 00:23:12,149
What about Mom?
530
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,870
She didn't die of cancer.
531
00:23:21,787 --> 00:23:22,907
Happy?
532
00:23:22,996 --> 00:23:24,496
What are you talking about?
533
00:23:24,581 --> 00:23:26,501
Of course she died of cancer.
534
00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:30,593
She came home from the hospital and
died of complications from chemo.
535
00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:34,260
The only hospital she ever went
to was Masonville psych ward.
536
00:23:37,219 --> 00:23:39,509
Your mother was
depressed her whole life.
537
00:23:40,514 --> 00:23:44,234
Doctor after doctor, and
treatment after treatment.
538
00:23:44,643 --> 00:23:46,693
She begged me for a Christmas at home.
539
00:23:48,105 --> 00:23:49,185
So...
540
00:23:49,648 --> 00:23:50,728
I checked her out.
541
00:23:51,983 --> 00:23:54,493
And the first chance she got,
she took a bunch of pills.
542
00:23:56,655 --> 00:23:57,815
I don't... I...
543
00:23:58,532 --> 00:24:00,701
- I don't believe you.
- She was bipolar, Bob.
544
00:24:02,244 --> 00:24:04,504
She killed herself when you were eight.
545
00:24:11,545 --> 00:24:13,795
Cancer was easier for you to understand.
546
00:24:15,507 --> 00:24:17,177
You wouldn't blame yourself.
547
00:24:17,759 --> 00:24:20,049
Son, I lied to you to
save you the heartache,
548
00:24:21,221 --> 00:24:22,641
and I carried it.
549
00:24:23,223 --> 00:24:25,063
I carried it all on my own.
550
00:24:26,685 --> 00:24:30,055
So the next time you think
that I'm not on your side...
551
00:24:33,567 --> 00:24:35,107
you think about that.
552
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,160
Well...
553
00:24:42,242 --> 00:24:43,412
This was fun.
554
00:24:44,786 --> 00:24:46,576
But now, if you'll excuse me,
555
00:24:46,663 --> 00:24:50,253
I have an alt-right coalition
meeting to attend and, well,
556
00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:52,423
I'm taking the minutes. So...
557
00:25:02,345 --> 00:25:03,505
I'm so sorry.
558
00:25:04,598 --> 00:25:06,928
So... my mama's just gone?
559
00:25:07,309 --> 00:25:11,226
- She's not your mama.
- All her things are gone.
560
00:25:12,022 --> 00:25:13,422
Her cell phone's been disconnected.
561
00:25:13,482 --> 00:25:15,692
We've put out an all-points bulletin...
562
00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:18,510
... but Ms. Sinclair's
evaded even drawing suspicion
563
00:25:18,511 --> 00:25:20,235
for nearly two decades.
564
00:25:20,822 --> 00:25:22,372
She's a very accomplished criminal.
565
00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:24,700
Thank you.
566
00:25:25,702 --> 00:25:27,122
This is all my fault.
567
00:25:27,662 --> 00:25:30,212
That you got kidnapped. That
you ended up in this wheelchair.
568
00:25:30,290 --> 00:25:32,894
Maybe if we had found you sooner,
none of this would have happened.
569
00:25:32,918 --> 00:25:35,798
Excuse me. I'm looking
for Dixie Sinclair.
570
00:25:36,546 --> 00:25:37,565
Who the hell are you?
571
00:25:37,589 --> 00:25:39,135
Your date for the Fairy Tale Formal.
572
00:25:39,136 --> 00:25:41,639
I'm the pee from Princess and the Pee.
573
00:25:41,718 --> 00:25:43,758
It's P-E-A. Like the vegetable.
574
00:25:44,888 --> 00:25:46,058
Your mom hired me.
575
00:25:47,265 --> 00:25:50,135
- Wait, you spoke to Regina?
- Yeah.
576
00:25:50,227 --> 00:25:51,767
I'd like to ask you some questions.
577
00:25:52,646 --> 00:25:53,646
Come with me.
578
00:25:54,189 --> 00:25:55,189
Come on.
579
00:26:23,468 --> 00:26:24,638
- Hi.
- Hi.
580
00:26:26,096 --> 00:26:27,806
I need to give you something.
581
00:26:29,015 --> 00:26:32,345
Bob, I said I would help you, but
I am not gonna shoot Bob Barnard.
582
00:26:32,435 --> 00:26:36,435
I don't want you to shoot anyone.
Just take it. Just throw it away.
583
00:26:36,523 --> 00:26:39,153
Destroy it. I just... I
never want to see it again.
584
00:26:39,985 --> 00:26:41,145
What's this all about?
585
00:26:43,029 --> 00:26:45,409
I spoke to my father. I...
586
00:26:46,783 --> 00:26:50,003
He told me my mother
didn't die of cancer,
587
00:26:50,078 --> 00:26:52,038
but that she committed suicide.
588
00:26:52,122 --> 00:26:54,212
Oh, my God. That's... That's awful.
589
00:26:54,791 --> 00:26:55,881
Yeah, she didn't...
590
00:26:56,668 --> 00:26:59,378
ask for help. She didn't
fight. She just checked out.
591
00:27:00,463 --> 00:27:01,513
I'm so sorry.
592
00:27:01,590 --> 00:27:02,920
And I am just like her.
593
00:27:04,217 --> 00:27:05,297
And I don't want to be.
594
00:27:15,729 --> 00:27:19,269
I've done so much damage, Angie.
So many things I can't fix.
595
00:27:19,357 --> 00:27:21,897
But I can't take the easy way out.
596
00:27:21,985 --> 00:27:23,065
Okay.
597
00:27:23,153 --> 00:27:25,913
I want to take
responsibility. Fix what I can.
598
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,240
I'm ready for that public apology.
599
00:27:31,202 --> 00:27:32,292
Hey.
600
00:27:33,079 --> 00:27:34,079
It's all right.
601
00:27:36,249 --> 00:27:38,379
It's getting late.
Nemo's not showing up.
602
00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:39,590
What a waste of a day.
603
00:27:39,669 --> 00:27:41,749
Day's not over. I can't go
home until I have answers.
604
00:27:41,796 --> 00:27:43,586
Dognappers!
605
00:27:43,673 --> 00:27:44,923
Just leave!
606
00:27:45,008 --> 00:27:47,048
Just leave? God damn it!
607
00:27:47,969 --> 00:27:49,389
I wish we'd never met you.
608
00:27:49,471 --> 00:27:51,891
Do you have any idea of
what we lost because of you?
609
00:27:51,973 --> 00:27:52,973
Yeah, Pierre.
610
00:27:52,974 --> 00:27:54,734
It is not about a fucking dog.
611
00:27:55,769 --> 00:27:58,979
I came to an HBCU thinking
that these four years could be
612
00:27:59,064 --> 00:28:01,324
the only time in my life
where I wouldn't have to worry
613
00:28:01,399 --> 00:28:03,399
about being judged by
the color of my skin.
614
00:28:03,485 --> 00:28:06,985
But because of that photo, I
lost my community, and that hurt.
615
00:28:07,072 --> 00:28:09,353
And I shouldn't have to explain
that to you of all people.
616
00:28:09,407 --> 00:28:11,807
You're right. You shouldn't
have to explain that to me
617
00:28:11,808 --> 00:28:12,987
because I get it.
618
00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:16,620
I've been eyeballed when I've
walked into a high-end store.
619
00:28:16,706 --> 00:28:18,706
I've been singled out
during Black History Month
620
00:28:18,792 --> 00:28:20,172
for my "unique" perspective.
621
00:28:20,460 --> 00:28:22,090
I've been pulled over more than once
622
00:28:22,170 --> 00:28:24,960
for driving my dad's car because
the police thought I stole it.
623
00:28:25,048 --> 00:28:27,968
- Yes, exactly. So...
- But that's not my whole story!
624
00:28:28,051 --> 00:28:31,261
Because even though I'm seen
as a black woman in this world,
625
00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:35,311
I'm biracial. I've got a
black mom and a white dad.
626
00:28:35,767 --> 00:28:38,477
So that community that you
talk about that you've lost,
627
00:28:39,104 --> 00:28:41,685
I've never had that. Ever.
628
00:28:41,773 --> 00:28:44,733
At least you get to come to a
place like this where people get it.
629
00:28:44,818 --> 00:28:46,760
I wouldn't know how
to talk or how to act,
630
00:28:46,761 --> 00:28:47,963
or if people would even like me.
631
00:28:47,987 --> 00:28:49,587
- You guys sure don't.
- That's not true.
632
00:28:49,656 --> 00:28:50,696
Bullshit!
633
00:28:51,282 --> 00:28:53,761
It's not like I feel like I fit
in with the white girls either.
634
00:28:53,785 --> 00:28:55,535
What about your friends,
Patty and Nonnie?
635
00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:57,160
Those girls aren't my friends.
636
00:28:57,622 --> 00:28:59,042
Nonnie's just here for the story,
637
00:28:59,124 --> 00:29:01,334
and Patty's my
ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend.
638
00:29:01,918 --> 00:29:03,104
And you know what else you don't know?
639
00:29:03,105 --> 00:29:05,128
That pageant girl who got murdered,
640
00:29:05,213 --> 00:29:07,593
the one who's been all over the news...
641
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:09,970
That's my sister.
642
00:29:10,844 --> 00:29:13,604
And my dad came out of the
closet, and my mom left.
643
00:29:13,972 --> 00:29:15,892
And I went to rehab. So
where's that community?
644
00:29:15,974 --> 00:29:18,564
Where are the people who
understand that experience?
645
00:29:20,228 --> 00:29:22,268
You've been treating me
like I'm the enemy all day,
646
00:29:22,355 --> 00:29:24,515
and you have no idea
what I've been through.
647
00:29:25,150 --> 00:29:27,900
I don't know who I am or where I belong.
648
00:29:27,986 --> 00:29:30,446
And wherever I go, I'm always alone.
649
00:29:30,989 --> 00:29:32,449
Honey, I'm so sorry.
650
00:29:32,532 --> 00:29:34,032
I didn't mean to upset you.
651
00:29:34,117 --> 00:29:35,737
Hey! What'd we miss?
652
00:29:36,745 --> 00:29:39,785
- What the hell are y'all wearing?
- Magnolia, are you okay?
653
00:29:39,873 --> 00:29:41,333
- Yeah. I just...
- Dory!
654
00:29:43,543 --> 00:29:45,673
- I thought Nemo was a girl.
- I'm not Nemo.
655
00:29:45,754 --> 00:29:48,094
I heard you on the radio. I
met you a couple weeks ago.
656
00:29:48,923 --> 00:29:51,133
- Thought you were hot.
- Seriously?
657
00:29:51,217 --> 00:29:53,137
So I came to ask you out.
658
00:29:53,219 --> 00:29:55,639
- Last time, you were with that other guy.
- What other guy?
659
00:29:55,722 --> 00:29:57,432
The one with the dog.
660
00:29:57,515 --> 00:29:59,135
A bulldog? The school mascot?
661
00:29:59,225 --> 00:30:01,845
I don't know about
mascots, and I hate sports,
662
00:30:01,936 --> 00:30:05,856
but he looked like a douchebag.
Short hair, tricked-out camera.
663
00:30:08,359 --> 00:30:09,989
The Hughes Life photographer!
664
00:30:10,570 --> 00:30:11,950
He had that animal rights stuff.
665
00:30:12,030 --> 00:30:13,820
Maybe he stole Pierre.
666
00:30:13,907 --> 00:30:15,487
He posts everything on ShenaniCam.
667
00:30:15,575 --> 00:30:18,155
Maybe he's dumb enough to
post where he lives, too.
668
00:30:18,912 --> 00:30:20,332
Gotcha! Let's go.
669
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,210
Hey!
670
00:30:27,879 --> 00:30:29,089
Pierre!
671
00:30:30,256 --> 00:30:31,966
Oh! Come here!
672
00:30:32,050 --> 00:30:34,220
Come here! We found you!
673
00:30:34,302 --> 00:30:35,472
Oh, my God. It's Pierre!
674
00:30:35,553 --> 00:30:37,433
We finally get our lives back!
675
00:30:37,514 --> 00:30:38,684
What about Pierre's life?
676
00:30:38,765 --> 00:30:41,135
Has anybody asked him if
he wants to be a mascot?
677
00:30:41,226 --> 00:30:42,346
I'm calling campus security.
678
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,030
Pierre must have found me in the woods.
679
00:30:59,410 --> 00:31:02,500
I must have taken a hard hit to
the head because I followed a dog
680
00:31:02,580 --> 00:31:06,460
and some publicly-urinating
strangers onto a game bus.
681
00:31:10,046 --> 00:31:11,706
That's how I got to campus.
682
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,930
I'm sure I had a concussion.
683
00:31:20,014 --> 00:31:23,314
- That's why I couldn't remember.
- Great! No trauma then.
684
00:31:23,393 --> 00:31:26,063
- But wait. Why was I in the woods?
- Which woods?
685
00:31:26,437 --> 00:31:27,975
I don't know. I feel
like they were near, like,
686
00:31:27,976 --> 00:31:30,607
a parking lot next to a church.
687
00:31:30,692 --> 00:31:32,322
Hey, forget about the woods.
688
00:31:32,402 --> 00:31:33,742
I got him!
689
00:31:34,362 --> 00:31:36,282
And I finally got to
use my pocket stun gun.
690
00:31:36,364 --> 00:31:39,783
Well, great! Yay!
691
00:31:39,868 --> 00:31:41,868
We could still make it
back in time for the dance.
692
00:31:41,953 --> 00:31:44,333
- Let's go.
- Wait. Magnolia, what about you?
693
00:31:44,414 --> 00:31:46,084
- Me?
- Yeah. Are you gonna be okay?
694
00:31:46,499 --> 00:31:49,499
Sounds like you've been holding
onto that stuff for a long time.
695
00:31:50,003 --> 00:31:51,383
Yeah, I think...
696
00:31:51,921 --> 00:31:54,381
maybe I just didn't
have anyone to say it to.
697
00:31:54,632 --> 00:31:57,012
Maybe you do now.
698
00:31:57,093 --> 00:31:59,353
Maybe you don't have to be
alone if you don't want to be.
699
00:32:04,475 --> 00:32:06,345
Look, there's a party next weekend.
700
00:32:06,436 --> 00:32:08,476
If you come back, we
can try and find Nemo.
701
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:13,280
Maybe I wasn't isolated because
of what had happened to me
702
00:32:13,359 --> 00:32:14,779
or how people saw me.
703
00:32:15,570 --> 00:32:19,240
Maybe all I had to do to be
connected was to let other people in.
704
00:32:20,241 --> 00:32:21,411
Thanks so much...
705
00:32:21,910 --> 00:32:23,490
for everything.
706
00:32:24,078 --> 00:32:25,368
No worries.
707
00:32:25,455 --> 00:32:27,141
Can I meet you guys at the dance?
708
00:32:27,165 --> 00:32:28,495
Oh, totally.
709
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,300
We were all finally gonna
get our happy ending.
710
00:32:37,675 --> 00:32:39,715
I just wish I knew how
you ended up in the woods.
711
00:32:39,802 --> 00:32:40,802
Forget about the woods.
712
00:32:40,845 --> 00:32:43,845
There's a church over on
Maple near a wooded area.
713
00:32:43,932 --> 00:32:46,642
Maybe we should drive by there,
see if something jogs my memory.
714
00:32:46,726 --> 00:32:47,976
No! Not there!
715
00:32:48,978 --> 00:32:49,978
Magnolia! Run!
716
00:32:51,064 --> 00:32:53,694
No! I have to get back
for the dance, now.
717
00:32:53,775 --> 00:32:56,185
- I mean, it's already getting late.
- Whatever.
718
00:32:56,277 --> 00:32:57,647
You can spare 15 minutes.
719
00:33:04,994 --> 00:33:06,794
Not worried about the competition?
720
00:33:06,955 --> 00:33:08,495
I am the competition.
721
00:33:11,459 --> 00:33:12,709
Oh, my God. I called Christian.
722
00:33:12,794 --> 00:33:15,054
I think he was gonna give
me a ride to Regionals.
723
00:33:15,129 --> 00:33:17,339
Text him. Maybe he knows
something about what happened.
724
00:33:18,758 --> 00:33:20,298
I still had Christian's phone.
725
00:33:22,470 --> 00:33:24,600
I had to close the gap
in Magnolia's memory
726
00:33:24,681 --> 00:33:26,391
before something else
triggered the rest.
727
00:33:27,433 --> 00:33:30,693
He says I was mad after
my fight with my dad,
728
00:33:30,770 --> 00:33:34,070
so I called him to get high.
We ended up in the woods.
729
00:33:34,148 --> 00:33:37,398
I slipped and I hit my head.
He wanted to take me to the ER,
730
00:33:37,485 --> 00:33:40,025
but I didn't want my dad
to know I was using again,
731
00:33:40,113 --> 00:33:41,413
so I told him to leave me.
732
00:33:41,489 --> 00:33:43,409
And he doesn't bother to check in?
733
00:33:43,491 --> 00:33:44,741
What a dick.
734
00:33:46,744 --> 00:33:49,084
He says he's sorry for not checking in.
735
00:33:49,163 --> 00:33:52,003
He's just coming up for
air. He moved to California.
736
00:33:52,083 --> 00:33:53,083
Oh, right!
737
00:33:53,084 --> 00:33:54,084
I heard that, too.
738
00:33:55,878 --> 00:33:58,008
So there wasn't anything traumatic,
739
00:33:58,089 --> 00:34:00,089
just me getting high.
740
00:34:00,174 --> 00:34:03,344
Yeah. Well, that solves it. Right?
You got into a fight with your dad,
741
00:34:03,428 --> 00:34:06,138
you called Christian, and
then boom! You hit your head.
742
00:34:06,556 --> 00:34:08,926
Mystery solved. And now
we can go to the dance.
743
00:34:09,392 --> 00:34:11,272
Fine, Patty.
744
00:34:14,731 --> 00:34:17,821
Patty's crisis was
averted, and so was mine.
745
00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:21,490
We made the apology video and sent
it to all the local media outlets.
746
00:34:21,571 --> 00:34:22,571
Earlier today,
747
00:34:22,655 --> 00:34:26,025
firefighters saved Masonville's
most beloved stray cat from a tree.
748
00:34:26,117 --> 00:34:29,697
And speaking of pussies, we now
bring you an apology by lawyer,
749
00:34:29,787 --> 00:34:32,747
pageant coach, and local
mayoral candidate, Bob Armstrong.
750
00:34:32,832 --> 00:34:35,072
- Did he just call me...
- I know that I was wrong,
751
00:34:36,252 --> 00:34:37,842
and I'm so sorry...
752
00:34:38,838 --> 00:34:41,548
for any pain that I've caused.
753
00:34:42,175 --> 00:34:43,175
What a crybaby.
754
00:34:43,551 --> 00:34:45,431
There was more! They cut it down!
755
00:34:45,511 --> 00:34:48,261
Let's see how the public
reacted to Armstrong's apology.
756
00:34:48,765 --> 00:34:51,225
First rule of politics: Never apologize.
757
00:34:51,809 --> 00:34:53,439
He's completely lost my respect.
758
00:34:53,519 --> 00:34:55,859
And people say women are too
emotional to run for office.
759
00:34:56,439 --> 00:34:58,729
I'd rather vote for the gay
guy. This guy's a real sissy.
760
00:34:59,734 --> 00:35:02,294
There you have it, folks. I know
who I'll be casting my vote for.
761
00:35:02,695 --> 00:35:04,235
Mr. Bob Barnard.
762
00:35:04,322 --> 00:35:05,992
I couldn't believe it.
763
00:35:06,074 --> 00:35:08,164
I had gone from being
a dick to being a...
764
00:35:16,334 --> 00:35:18,344
With the Magnolia issue resolved,
765
00:35:18,419 --> 00:35:21,379
I could finally have my
happily ever after with Brick.
766
00:35:23,341 --> 00:35:25,971
But I had to fix things
with my bestie first.
767
00:35:26,052 --> 00:35:27,802
Give me a sec. I'll be right back.
768
00:35:27,887 --> 00:35:28,887
Okay.
769
00:35:35,103 --> 00:35:37,733
Hey! I'm really sorry about earlier.
770
00:35:38,523 --> 00:35:41,193
But maybe Brick and I
and you and Dee could...
771
00:35:41,275 --> 00:35:44,485
Dee's not coming. She got
stuck doing a term paper.
772
00:35:45,154 --> 00:35:46,324
That sucks.
773
00:35:46,906 --> 00:35:49,366
But I have something
that'll make you feel better.
774
00:35:54,831 --> 00:35:56,081
Did you?
775
00:35:56,165 --> 00:35:57,825
In case the apology didn't work.
776
00:35:58,793 --> 00:35:59,923
May I?
777
00:36:00,294 --> 00:36:01,594
You may.
778
00:36:23,025 --> 00:36:24,525
Thanks for coming with me!
779
00:36:25,278 --> 00:36:29,618
Good thing that the costume store
still had one couple's costume left.
780
00:36:29,699 --> 00:36:34,449
Yeah. I'm guessing brother-sister
dates aren't exactly trending.
781
00:36:36,664 --> 00:36:37,834
You know,
782
00:36:38,916 --> 00:36:41,206
we're not really brother-sister
783
00:36:41,294 --> 00:36:42,294
because...
784
00:36:42,712 --> 00:36:46,222
I'm adopted and you're pretty hot.
785
00:36:46,632 --> 00:36:49,762
That's... That's not how it
works. We're still blood-related.
786
00:36:52,096 --> 00:36:53,096
Whatever.
787
00:36:53,639 --> 00:36:55,429
Okay, I have to go pee now.
788
00:36:55,933 --> 00:36:59,153
Uh, P-E-E, not the vegetable.
789
00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:18,754
My baby! I missed you so much!
790
00:37:18,831 --> 00:37:20,211
I am not your baby.
791
00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:23,263
I cannot believe that you have been
lying to me for all these years.
792
00:37:23,753 --> 00:37:24,963
No! No! No!
793
00:37:25,046 --> 00:37:27,006
Only about how I got you.
794
00:37:27,506 --> 00:37:31,586
That doesn't change the fact that
I love you with all of my heart.
795
00:37:31,677 --> 00:37:33,257
Oh, Dixie...
796
00:37:33,346 --> 00:37:34,846
Out of all the babies
797
00:37:34,931 --> 00:37:37,561
that I could've stolen
at the mall that day,
798
00:37:38,017 --> 00:37:39,727
I chose you.
799
00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:42,400
I mean, if I had known
800
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,280
how that fine brother
of yours would turn out,
801
00:37:44,315 --> 00:37:45,725
maybe I would've chosen him.
802
00:37:45,816 --> 00:37:47,496
You could've at least
told me I was Korean.
803
00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:50,526
Well, I didn't know. Your
mom was eating Panda Express.
804
00:37:50,613 --> 00:37:52,450
Oh, and if I was in a Sbarro's,
805
00:37:52,451 --> 00:37:54,091
would you have thought
that I was Italian?
806
00:37:55,368 --> 00:37:57,115
Maybe?
807
00:37:57,203 --> 00:37:58,833
I'm so sorry, baby.
808
00:37:58,913 --> 00:38:00,623
I've done some bad things,
809
00:38:00,706 --> 00:38:03,456
and I love you more than anything.
810
00:38:05,127 --> 00:38:07,587
But I can't go back to jail.
811
00:38:09,090 --> 00:38:10,090
So...
812
00:38:11,342 --> 00:38:12,802
I just wanted to say...
813
00:38:14,387 --> 00:38:15,507
goodbye.
814
00:38:17,139 --> 00:38:19,019
You've got a new family now.
815
00:38:56,846 --> 00:38:59,096
Hey, who's that guy with Patty?
816
00:38:59,181 --> 00:39:00,181
Does he go to our school?
817
00:39:00,766 --> 00:39:02,846
He's my biological brother.
818
00:39:03,185 --> 00:39:04,845
I brought him along.
819
00:39:05,813 --> 00:39:06,813
Didn't have a date.
820
00:39:15,698 --> 00:39:16,698
So,
821
00:39:17,742 --> 00:39:19,042
why aren't you dancing?
822
00:39:20,578 --> 00:39:21,578
What?
823
00:39:21,996 --> 00:39:24,036
Oh, come on. Come on. I'll
dance with you. Let's go!
824
00:39:45,811 --> 00:39:47,151
What's wrong?
825
00:39:47,229 --> 00:39:48,609
Magnolia.
826
00:39:48,689 --> 00:39:51,609
- I think she's wearing my costume.
- What do you mean?
827
00:39:51,984 --> 00:39:53,864
Your costumes are totally different.
828
00:39:55,696 --> 00:39:58,866
Brick, did you give Magnolia
the first dress you got me?
829
00:39:58,949 --> 00:40:00,489
The one that didn't fit.
830
00:40:00,576 --> 00:40:02,286
Yeah. You weren't using it.
831
00:40:02,370 --> 00:40:04,130
You didn't think that
might make me feel bad?
832
00:40:04,663 --> 00:40:05,713
She looks amazing.
833
00:40:07,583 --> 00:40:09,633
Well, so do you!
834
00:40:09,710 --> 00:40:12,550
And I feel bad for her. I
mean, she's here all alone.
835
00:40:13,964 --> 00:40:15,674
I came to feel a part of things,
836
00:40:15,758 --> 00:40:18,338
but what I realized
was that the one person
837
00:40:18,427 --> 00:40:22,057
I wanted to connect with most
was here with someone else.
838
00:40:27,728 --> 00:40:30,268
Hey, I'm gonna go check
on her. I'll be right back.
839
00:40:33,609 --> 00:40:36,069
I stopped Magnolia from ruining my life,
840
00:40:36,153 --> 00:40:38,113
but she still managed to ruin my night.
841
00:40:38,197 --> 00:40:39,197
Hey!
842
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:40,780
Oh. Hey.
843
00:40:41,367 --> 00:40:42,367
You okay?
844
00:40:42,410 --> 00:40:43,660
I'm great.
845
00:40:44,245 --> 00:40:45,655
I had an amazing day.
846
00:40:45,746 --> 00:40:47,404
I'm definitely applying to Hughes,
847
00:40:47,405 --> 00:40:49,286
and I made some new
friends. How are you?
848
00:40:49,375 --> 00:40:51,995
Ready for your big night with Patty?
849
00:40:52,086 --> 00:40:54,956
Yeah, I'm good. I'm great actually.
850
00:40:55,631 --> 00:40:57,431
Wow. You sound confident.
851
00:40:57,508 --> 00:40:59,298
Well, yeah, I've been practicing.
852
00:40:59,385 --> 00:41:00,845
Wait, I'm sorry. You what?
853
00:41:01,554 --> 00:41:03,434
I watched those YouTube
videos, like you said...
854
00:41:03,514 --> 00:41:05,684
- Oh, my gosh!
- ... and I spent the entire day
855
00:41:05,766 --> 00:41:07,976
- making out with fruit.
- Brick, you did not.
856
00:41:08,144 --> 00:41:09,744
I did, and don't laugh 'cause it helped.
857
00:41:09,812 --> 00:41:12,652
- Whatever you say.
- I mean it. I'm way better.
858
00:41:12,731 --> 00:41:14,584
- Sure you are. Yeah.
- And you don't believe me.
859
00:41:14,608 --> 00:41:16,238
Brick, I don't care. Honestly.
860
00:41:16,318 --> 00:41:17,568
I can prove it to you.
861
00:41:17,653 --> 00:41:19,853
- Okay, like you would ever...
- I will prove it to you!
862
00:41:27,204 --> 00:41:28,254
Oh, shit.
863
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:38,000
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