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It's Sunday night.
How long you been waiting?
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-All week.
-I know, let's watch.
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[Jovon]
American women,
they want six-pack,
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six figures, six inches.
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He didn't have to say
six inches.
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I don't need a six-figure
income from a man.
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And the size of your ding-dong
doesn't matter at all.
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I mean.
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You too.
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It's very awkward right now.
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Why is he avoiding
looking at her?
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[Molly]
So I got a little curiosity
question to ask you guys.
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Did, uh, you guys do the old,
uh, nookie-nookie?
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If you say nookie-nookie,
you know you shouldn't
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be talking-talky.
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If my mother ever asked me
if I did the old nookie-nookie,
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I would probably
punch her in the face.
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[Kenny]
Babe, this is too big.
It's never gonna fit.
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[Armando]
That is humongous.
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I don't -- I -- I don't know why
my parents got us these.
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-These are huge.
-[Kenny] I know.
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-For Christmas.
-Look how big these suckers are.
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They really think
we gained weight.
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I know.
Did we, you think?
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And they think
I'm seven feet tall.
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[Armando]
We'll probably
return to that one.
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-I'm a petite 5'8".
-[Armando] You're a little guy.
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I think all these are,
we're gonna have to give
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them away or something
and don't tell my parents.
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But let's get to the show.
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These are not
the cutest items.
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-We'll re-gift them.
-We will.
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[Rhonda]
Hey, Karen, it's time
for the show to come on.
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Oh, wonderful.
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They are from all over
the world, fall in love,
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and then they meet
for the first time.
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Oh, you think there's one
for me?
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I don't know.
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Not that I'm interested,
but I'm just, uh, nosy.
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Where would you want
to meet someone?
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In heaven,
where my husband is.
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Oh, that's so sweet, me too.
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[Debbie]
It's time to watch
"Before the 90 Days."
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I know, I cannot wait
to see what happened to Forrest.
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Forrest, and what's going on
with Lisa going to Nigeria?
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-Did you ask the Nigerian goat
what's gonna happen?
-I need to.
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I need the Nigerian goats
to spill some tea.
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[Kalani] I'm so curious to see
if Sheena and Forrest
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are gonna do it.
-[Kolini] I know, me too.
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-[gasps]
-They have to.
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No, they don't have to.
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-But I think they might.
-They want to.
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Mh-hmm.
They're gonna do it.
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I -- I wanna hear about it.
Not too much, but just enough.
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I thought you were gonna say,
"I wanna hear it."
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No, God, no.
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[Anny speaking]
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How you cheering by yourself?
You didn't bring me nothing.
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Anny, I bought you
a bottle of that.
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You could have at least
got me a drink.
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Let's watch.
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-Toma...
-No, no, no.
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Anny, I don't want
secondhand wine.
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-Where is this?
-Morocco, my Morocco.
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-Does that look familiar?
-I love Morocco.
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♪ [singing
in foreign language] ♪
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They did a whole
dance routine.
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Oh, no, we're
in the Philippines.
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-Forrest and Sheena.
-Huh!
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[Forrest]
I just finally met the girl
of my dreams after seven years.
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Just being able to touch
and hold her hand,
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it was so amazing.
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Did a little more than
hold hands, I'd say.
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Waka, waka.
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Oh, God, she's in there
with them too.
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-Damn, you can't get away
from her, Forrest.
-Oh, my God.
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-[Sheena] This is the place.
-[Molly] Alright, we are here.
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[Sheena]
You can see that we have
two bedrooms here.
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[gasps]
No!
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Hold up, your room
and your mother room is
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right next door?
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The place is nice,
it's pretty, but it could
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have been a little bit bigger.
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That wall is less
than a half a foot.
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They're gonna --
they're gonna hear it all.
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All 30 seconds of it.
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How thick do the walls
have to be to feel, like,
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comfortable to do
what you wanna do
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and act the way
you wanna act?
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To be honest, I -- I don't know
how thick they have to be,
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but if they're...
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if you're wall-to-wall,
I wouldn't do anything myself.
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-I'd be like...
-Well, you could do something.
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-You just gotta keep quiet.
-I wouldn't, though.
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-That's too...
-Yeah, you're loud.
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I think I'd like
to have more space
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than what they've got on this.
This is too close.
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I don't wanna know
what they're doing.
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Uh-uh.
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I know what they're doing,
but I don't wanna see it,
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hear it, or hear it.
-That's true.
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[Forrest]
Excuse me, baby.
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-Boom.
-What is that?
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This is something amazing.
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And I want you to try it on
for me if you want.
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It's the lingerie.
That's right.
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Remember, they went
to the sex shop.
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Oh.
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Damn, that [bleep]'s
straight see-through.
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-Yo, he ain't playing around.
-I think it's neat.
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Of course, it won't stay on
very long.
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No.
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He doesn't even know how
to hold it up.
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I mean, I'm -- I'm not saying
I can't blow her socks off,
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but, uh, having sex with Sheena,
I feel like it's an important
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thing for the both of us to be
in the right mindset.
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I feel like if you're
a virgin, like,
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you shouldn't have that high
of expectations.
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-Yeah, no.
-No?
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If he's nervous,
shouldn't they just wait
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a little longer
till he's ready?
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Well, I'm sure she's about
as nervous as he is.
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Might as well do it
and get it over with.
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Mom and Dad are in the room
right next door.
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Yeah, but they don't know
where the lights are on or off.
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They don't know what
they're doing.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Your first time,
you're gonna be bumping uglies
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with your mom
right next door to you?
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-[Forrest] I love you.
-[Sheena] I love you.
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[Forrest]
Do you want
the lights on or off?
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[Sheena speaking]
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Turn off the lights, please.
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I wish you luck, and you --
I hope you make a lot of noise
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so Molly knows she should have
stayed her ass home.
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[Lisa]
I -- I'm scared that I'm gonna
pee all over the floor.
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Who's peeing?
What?
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This sounds like Lisa.
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Does she have
a bladder problem?
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Every time I get nervous,
I pee.
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I'm going to see his face,
and it's just gonna flow out
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of me, drip down my legs,
and what an impression that's
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gonna be.
-Girl, put on a diaper then.
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-Put on a padski.
-[Kolini] Mm-hmm.
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[Lisa]
Alright, listen.
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Here's something
really important.
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The certified letter
is coming for the divorce.
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-[Faith] Yeah.
-[Lisa] So you have to go
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to the post office
to mail it so that
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the divorce becomes finalized
on the 29th.
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Holy cannoli.
She's not even divorced yet?
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-Oh, she's still married?
-Wow, she's still married?
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Wait, so she's not
divorced yet?
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Ooh, shady.
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[Lisa]
Not only does he not know
that I've been with women
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for the past 21 years,
Daniel doesn't know that I am
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technically still married
to a woman.
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He asked me if I was free
to marry when he first started
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talking to me, and I said,
"Yeah, I'm free to marry."
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So, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on.
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Let's throw a red flag
and let's bring that back
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for holding, because she's still
holding on to her marriage.
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Lisa got a lot of skeletons
in her closet.
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Them bones is just a jingling.
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She thinks that a man
who doesn't like
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that she's been with a woman is
gonna be fined to see
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a decree of divorce that states
two women's names?
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Female, female?
She thinks that's gonna help?
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And she promised Faith
she wasn't getting married,
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but that sounds
like marriage stuff.
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-Very sus to you.
-Yeah, it's sus.
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If that happened to me,
I would be devastated.
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I wouldn't be able to trust
that person.
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Well, I'm gonna come clean
on this trip
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and tell him everything.
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I'm not gonna explain
the marriage proposal
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until we have this conversation.
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He's gonna know
about it beforehand.
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Did we ever have to come clean
about anything?
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-No.
-It's like everything was clean.
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We made it dirty afterwards.
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I struggle trusting my mom
that she's not gonna somehow
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try and get married in there.
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Please do not ruin your life
by getting married to somebody
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before you're ready.
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Our poor girl Faith.
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I know.
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I don't trust Lisa
not getting married.
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If I was Faith,
"Eh, it hasn't come yet."
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-Yeah.
-"Nope, didn't show up."
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Mm-hmm.
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Would I go against
Faith's wishes?
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I wanna say no.
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But my heart says...
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"Hold on to Daniel and do it.
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Jump with both feet in."
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Oh, my God.
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-That's why she wants that
divorce paper.
-[Kolini] Yeah.
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So she's planning to marry
that guy, Daniel, in Nigeria.
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'Cause you gotta present
your documentation,
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your divorce papers,
your birth certificate.
-Yes.
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Are you kidding me?
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This is -- she's not
even there yet.
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-Imagine when she's gone.
-I feel bad for her daughter.
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She don't -- she don't think.
She just go off of emotion.
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That's not healthy to make
decisions like that.
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I wanna be Mrs. Daniel.
I wanna be with him.
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I wanna be a part of him.
Um, I wanna be his wife.
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So I don't know what I'll do.
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I really don't know.
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See, you kids don't
appreciate me.
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-I don't pull stuff like that.
-You pretty much did.
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-No, I did not.
-You just didn't --
you just didn't go your way.
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I didn't take y'all's money.
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No, but you -- you pretty much
ran off to another country
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to get married.
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If he really loves you and
he really wants to be with you,
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you take a second trip.
-Yeah.
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You don't have to marry
in the 10 days or two weeks
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you're gonna be there.
-Yeah, don't lie
to your daughter.
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Just don't --
you know, just be upfront.
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And you're already lying
before you even leave.
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[woman speaking]
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[woman #2 speaking]
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O-61.
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Playing bingo?
Ooh, this feels old.
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This is
"After the 90 Years," right?
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[Anny speaking ]
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Yep.
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I'm grateful
for everything, too.
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2026!
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-OK, where we at now?
-Playing bingo?
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Ooh.
This feels old.
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[woman speaking]
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-[woman #2 speaking]
-O-61.
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-A retirement home?
-I recognize that place.
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-That's where we are right now.
-That's where we are.
238
00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:15,667
-That's where we're gonna stay.
-That's right.
239
00:11:19,567 --> 00:11:21,800
This is
"After the 90 Years," right?
240
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,266
I met my husband
when I was in high school.
241
00:11:26,433 --> 00:11:30,066
I was married to a soldier.
242
00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:32,900
I was married for 45 years.
243
00:11:33,066 --> 00:11:35,100
I was married for 49 years.
244
00:11:35,266 --> 00:11:38,567
I knew that Alan was for me
first time I saw him.
245
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,000
It took him
a little while longer,
246
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,767
but after 10 months, we knew.
247
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:47,600
-Yeah, I knew Mitch
was the -- was the one, too.
-[Karen] Yeah.
248
00:11:47,767 --> 00:11:49,066
I love old people.
249
00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:52,166
-Aw.
-I -- I love to chat with them
and get their history
250
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,567
and their life.
-Yeah.
251
00:11:53,567 --> 00:11:56,166
-I mean, I love
old people, truly do.
-Yeah.
252
00:11:56,166 --> 00:11:59,100
-What's that supposed to mean?
-Oh.
253
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:04,767
♪ I'm done waiting,
no more hesitating ♪
254
00:12:04,934 --> 00:12:07,700
Ooh, I love me
a good lemonade.
255
00:12:07,867 --> 00:12:09,500
-Who are you, sir?
-Who are you?
256
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,100
I know him.
257
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,667
♪ There's a hope ♪
258
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,266
[both]
Jovon?
259
00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:17,800
Is he dating
one of these chicks?
260
00:12:20,266 --> 00:12:22,900
-OH, he's on the show.
-Yes, it's Jovon.
261
00:12:23,066 --> 00:12:25,100
I kept thinking it was
one of the old ladies.
262
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:26,667
I was hoping it was Grandma.
263
00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:29,000
I kinda -- I kinda was
secretly rooting for Grandma.
264
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,266
[Debbie]
Me too.
265
00:12:30,433 --> 00:12:32,066
Lemonade.
266
00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:33,667
Oh, boy.
267
00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:35,100
My name is Jovon.
268
00:12:35,266 --> 00:12:37,266
-I'm 38 years old.
-He's nice-looking.
269
00:12:37,433 --> 00:12:40,066
He is.
Very sweet.
270
00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:42,266
I would love it.
Wouldn't you like it?
271
00:12:42,433 --> 00:12:44,100
-What?
-Lemonade that he would bring.
272
00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:46,000
-Oh, yeah.
-I would only want
him to bring it.
273
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,567
I don't want anybody else.
274
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:51,900
[Jovon]
I work in a nursing home
and I like my job.
275
00:12:52,066 --> 00:12:53,467
Thank you.
276
00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:56,900
[Jovon]
But it's just a low-paying job,
I think that's where I fall
277
00:12:57,066 --> 00:12:59,467
short when it comes to women.
278
00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:02,100
American women,
they want six-pack,
279
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,800
six figures, six inches.
280
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:07,533
I mean...
281
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,166
He didn't have to say
six inches.
282
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,400
Six -- they want more than
six inches, brother.
283
00:13:14,567 --> 00:13:15,600
Who are you talking about?
284
00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:20,967
I don't need a six-figure
income from a man.
285
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:24,400
If anything, if you're humble
and you're responsible,
286
00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:26,066
that's good enough.
287
00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:29,867
And the size of your ding-dong
doesn't matter at all.
288
00:13:29,867 --> 00:13:33,000
I -- I don't make six figures,
and I don't have a six-pack.
289
00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:35,467
So...I mean.
290
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:40,100
We hear you're going
to the Philippines.
291
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:43,066
Oh, yeah.
It's a trip way overdue.
292
00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:46,767
-I'm going to see my wife.
-He's already married?
293
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:50,200
Wife?
Isn't this "Before the 90 Days"?
294
00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:52,367
When was the last time
you saw her?
295
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:58,300
Uh, actually, I've never
even met my wife yet.
296
00:13:58,467 --> 00:13:59,867
[both]
What?
297
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,867
What?
298
00:14:01,867 --> 00:14:03,767
This would be
actually our first meet.
299
00:14:05,867 --> 00:14:07,300
Oh, OK.
300
00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:12,467
-She's being,
"Oh, OK, he cray-cray."
-Just trying to make sense.
301
00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:19,367
This guy is super-duper weird.
302
00:14:19,533 --> 00:14:22,800
-Yeah.
-You know, like,
you physically haven't met,
303
00:14:22,967 --> 00:14:25,166
touched a person,
even kissed, and you're
304
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:28,367
married already?
-I was shocked
305
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:33,667
when he said, "I've never met
my wife before, we're married,
306
00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:36,367
but I've never met her."
-That's strange.
307
00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:38,300
-[Rhonda] Could you
imagine that?
-No.
308
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,266
-I wouldn't either.
-No.
309
00:14:41,266 --> 00:14:43,266
My wife is Annalyn.
310
00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:45,100
She's 38 years old...
311
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,000
Annalyn!
312
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:51,867
She's very pretty,
313
00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:54,467
and she's the same age
as Jovon is.
314
00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:56,867
-She looks a lot younger.
-She does.
315
00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:01,900
We connected online about
five years ago, and we've been
316
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:05,100
married for about two years.
317
00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:10,266
[Annalyn]
He said that?
No, that's wrong.
318
00:15:10,266 --> 00:15:13,600
We have been in a relationship
for six years, and we have been
319
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:15,867
married for almost three years.
320
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:17,767
Oh, he told it wrong.
321
00:15:17,934 --> 00:15:20,000
-Yeah, he did.
-She's gonna let him know.
322
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:21,500
Yeah, women are usually right.
323
00:15:27,867 --> 00:15:29,000
What are you looking
at me for?
324
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,266
I don't know how long
I've been married.
325
00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:33,500
How are you gonna be
married and not consummate it
326
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,000
for three years?
327
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,000
We started talking online.
328
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,567
I wanted to meet Annalyn
in person.
329
00:15:40,734 --> 00:15:44,767
But when COVID hit,
I couldn't no longer travel.
330
00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:47,667
There were flight restrictions.
331
00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:51,600
-[both] Oh.
-That makes sense then.
332
00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:55,767
I was scrolling on social media,
and I saw these couples
333
00:15:55,934 --> 00:15:57,767
getting married online.
334
00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:02,567
[officiant speaking]
Alright, place the rings
on your fingers as a symbol
335
00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:04,867
of the love that you share
and the commitment
336
00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:06,567
that you're making.
337
00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:09,500
-Oh, they -- they had
a real wedding.
-Oh, my gosh, look at this.
338
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:13,000
It is now my privilege
to pronounce you lawfully wed
339
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,367
as husband and wife.
340
00:16:14,533 --> 00:16:16,767
[clapping]
341
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,166
[women #3 and #4 speaking]
342
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:21,367
-Wow.
-Wild.
343
00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:23,100
You may not kiss the bride
344
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,767
'cause you guys are
a thousand miles away, so.
345
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,467
Let me tell you somethig,
my mind is blown that
346
00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:36,867
you get married over internet.
347
00:16:37,033 --> 00:16:40,300
I can't imagine how these
ladies in a nursing home
348
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,467
must be brain-boggled
because in their time,
349
00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:44,667
there wasn't even no internet.
350
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:46,900
There's so much you can do
online now.
351
00:16:47,066 --> 00:16:49,166
Oh, everything you can do
online except one thing.
352
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:52,000
Shut up.
353
00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:56,867
-You're bad.
-No, but you read my mind.
354
00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:59,000
Yeah.
355
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,367
I just don't know if I could
do an internet wedding,
356
00:17:01,533 --> 00:17:03,900
though, you know, because I --
I wanna be there, you know?
-Well, yeah.
357
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,767
Yeah, and you don't get
to kiss anybody.
358
00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:09,667
Having a marriage online
has been challenging.
359
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:14,900
Especially because Annalyn
has changed.
360
00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:18,367
'Cause she was
a girlfriend then.
361
00:17:18,533 --> 00:17:21,266
Now you her husband.
She expect more.
362
00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:23,166
We changed, so what?
363
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:26,600
I've always been feisty.
He knows that.
364
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:30,166
And I'm not
the typical Filipina.
365
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:31,867
I don't like being told
what to do.
366
00:17:32,033 --> 00:17:33,400
I don't like being controlled.
367
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,700
There's a lot of people that
think they're in love online,
368
00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:42,467
but once they get
in the same room, they're like,
369
00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:44,867
-"I just don't feel
the chemistry."
-Yeah.
370
00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:47,100
I'm gonna give it
everything I got,
371
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,867
but I'm worried that
our problems are maybe
372
00:17:50,033 --> 00:17:51,700
a little bit too big to resolve.
373
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,467
And if we can't,
374
00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:56,734
I don't know how this marriage
is gonna work.
375
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,166
I honestly just feel like
she's just wanting
376
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,200
to sit on it.
That's the only problem.
377
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:04,667
-You think?
-Yeah.
378
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,900
I think they wouldn't fight
if they were around each other,
379
00:18:07,066 --> 00:18:09,567
can...[bleep] it out a little,
380
00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:10,600
you know?
381
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,266
I was very stubborn...
382
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:15,166
and so was my husband.
383
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:17,767
We both were stubborn,
and we both were right.
384
00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:20,467
And we both was gonna teach
everybody that we could
385
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:24,467
work it out, and we did.
-Now, you have to work it out.
386
00:18:24,633 --> 00:18:25,867
-They'll work it out.
-They'll work it out.
387
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:27,567
-Hopefully they will.
-They'll work it out, yeah.
388
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,767
I arrived in the Philippines
yesterday, and the first night
389
00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:35,867
with the woman of my dreams,
Sheena, was amazing.
390
00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:37,867
-Oh, yes, yes.
It's Sheena's place.
-How'd they sleep,
391
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,400
how'd they sleep?
-What happened at night?
392
00:18:48,066 --> 00:18:49,667
[Armando] OK, here's what I got
for the New Year's party, babe.
393
00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:50,867
[Kenny]
What -- what is it?
394
00:18:51,033 --> 00:18:53,400
-Whoo!
-Bubbles!
395
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,500
-Bubbles.
-How gay!
396
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,567
-[Armando] This will be fun, no?
-We just need foam now.
397
00:18:57,734 --> 00:19:00,700
-We'll have a foam party.
-We'll pop into 2026.
398
00:19:00,867 --> 00:19:02,900
Whoo!
Oh, my God.
399
00:19:03,066 --> 00:19:04,567
-Those kids are --
-OK, you'll have fun on the...
400
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:06,166
-Wait, no, put it back on.
-Why?
401
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,467
Le -- we'll leave it
on all night.
402
00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:08,867
No, the show's gonna start.
403
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,467
Whoo!
Got them all.
404
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:12,800
Oh!
405
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,767
[music playing]
406
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,266
What's that?
Water?
407
00:19:20,266 --> 00:19:23,100
-That look like sugar.
-Where are we?
408
00:19:23,266 --> 00:19:25,000
I think they're
in the Philippines.
409
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,166
-You think so?
-Yeah.
410
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,166
♪ 'Cause she looks
so good in my jacket ♪
411
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:40,266
-Oh, yes, yes.
It's Sheena's place.
-Well, how'd they sleep,
412
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,000
how'd they sleep?
-What happened at night?
413
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,066
You think they lost
their virginity?
414
00:19:46,266 --> 00:19:47,900
Did y'all bump uglies or no?
415
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:52,600
I arrived in the Philippines
yesterday, and the first night
416
00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:55,867
with the woman of my dreams,
Sheena, was amazing.
417
00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:59,867
-Tell me more.
-Those V cards may be gone now.
418
00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:02,867
No, I think they got
their V cards still.
419
00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:05,200
I know that I talked
of a big game last night
420
00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:11,066
about sex and everything like
that, but I really believe that
421
00:20:11,233 --> 00:20:13,100
we should, um,
422
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,500
wait, you know, till we know
each other a bit more,
423
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:18,867
you know, in person.
-What?
424
00:20:18,867 --> 00:20:21,066
They didn't do it then?
425
00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:23,166
-Oh.
-Ooh, you were wrong.
426
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:25,700
-You thought they were
gonna do it right away.
-Yeah.
427
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:28,000
-I told you so.
-[Julian] OK.
428
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,867
Yes.
He's an honorable guy.
429
00:20:30,867 --> 00:20:32,266
They ain't bum ugly.
430
00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:39,000
♪♪
431
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:43,600
So where exactly are we --
are you taking us again?
432
00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:45,133
[Sheena speaking]
433
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,266
[Molly]
So I got a little curiosity
question to ask you guys?
434
00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:54,667
Uh-oh, here we go, Nosy Rosie.
435
00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:59,266
So, uh, did, uh,
you guys, uh, do the old,
436
00:20:59,266 --> 00:21:00,567
uh, nookie-nookie?
437
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,867
If you say nookie-nookie,
you know you shouldn't
438
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,767
be talking-talkie.
439
00:21:09,934 --> 00:21:14,000
Damn it, is it any of your
business if we had sex or not?
440
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:18,000
If my mother ever asked me
if I did the old nookie-nookie,
441
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:19,767
I would probably
punch her in the face.
442
00:21:21,867 --> 00:21:24,800
Well, just wasn't the right
time or place to do that.
443
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:27,200
Oh, OK.
444
00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:31,100
Well, I respect you guys
for -- for waiting.
445
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:33,000
And there's nothing
wrong with that.
446
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,400
There are other things that
you can do if you guys didn't
447
00:21:36,567 --> 00:21:41,200
wanna do the nookie-nookie,
there's oral sex.
448
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,200
-There's fondling.
-Yeah.
449
00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:44,667
What?
450
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,367
They're giving a sex ed
conversation now.
451
00:21:46,367 --> 00:21:49,567
-She's way too graphic.
-Molly.
452
00:21:49,567 --> 00:21:52,467
There's dry humping,
dry reading.
453
00:21:52,633 --> 00:21:54,600
Heavy petting.
454
00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:56,100
You don't have to do
the nookie-nookie.
455
00:21:56,266 --> 00:21:57,367
You could do
the crookie-crookie.
456
00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:59,100
That makes me not
wanna do it ever.
457
00:21:59,266 --> 00:22:02,000
I know.
I mean, you're overstepping.
458
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:12,667
Anny, it's nothing to do
459
00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:14,667
with the driver's license.
It's called bumping uglies.
460
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,100
I didn't have to go
to the internet to know
461
00:22:17,266 --> 00:22:19,767
how to bump uglies, that [bleep]
is just naturally in you.
462
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,166
Now -- now you're kind of being
really disrespectful here, Mom.
463
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:24,700
I get it.
You're trying to be helpful,
464
00:22:24,867 --> 00:22:25,967
but you're pushing too far.
465
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,367
You know, if we wanna talk
about sex with you,
466
00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:31,767
we'll come up and ask about it.
467
00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:35,467
-OK.
-Good for you.
468
00:22:35,633 --> 00:22:39,367
-Set a boundary, Forrest.
-Molly seems to love those.
469
00:22:39,533 --> 00:22:42,767
I think Molly needs
to, uh, take a chill pill.
470
00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:44,367
Yeah, Mama, it's too much.
471
00:22:44,533 --> 00:22:47,166
I was very shocked
by Forrest's reaction.
472
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,800
[Molly and Sheena]
Thank you very much.
473
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:54,367
Well, Forrest, why is this,
you know, a total 180
474
00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:56,767
from our normal discussions
where you're right in there
475
00:22:56,767 --> 00:22:59,100
using the same language,
the same talk, saying,
476
00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:01,500
"Yeah, I'm gonna get
into that, do that?"
477
00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:03,700
It's a drastic, night and day.
478
00:23:03,867 --> 00:23:06,567
Girl, it's 'cause
his girlfriend's there now.
479
00:23:06,567 --> 00:23:10,066
-Yeah.
-You don't talk the same way
in front of her.
480
00:23:10,233 --> 00:23:12,500
-This woman should know this.
-Yeah.
481
00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:14,667
God, traffic over there
is bad.
482
00:23:14,667 --> 00:23:16,767
It's still worse
than Atlanta traffic.
483
00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:20,100
I wouldn't wanna be driving
in that either.
484
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:21,667
Well, you have
to stay with the flow.
485
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,867
If you don't stay with
the flow, you get run over.
486
00:23:23,867 --> 00:23:25,000
Yeah.
487
00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:28,600
Sheena already has that
control, that thumb on him.
488
00:23:28,767 --> 00:23:31,467
Let's not forget,
she was lying to him for years,
489
00:23:31,633 --> 00:23:34,867
giving all of her money
to her parents instead of saving
490
00:23:34,867 --> 00:23:36,000
for their future.
491
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,100
And I don't know
if Forrest will actually
492
00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:40,066
hold her accountable.
493
00:23:40,233 --> 00:23:42,867
But we need to get
some answers.
494
00:23:42,867 --> 00:23:46,100
Molly's just pissed she can't
talk about her son's sex life?
495
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:48,767
Sorry, I didn't realize
in Manila
496
00:23:48,767 --> 00:23:50,700
everyone was so vanilla.
497
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,567
Instead of Molly worrying
about Chinatown,
498
00:23:53,734 --> 00:23:55,100
she's worrying
about Poundtown.
499
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,667
I think they're very happy.
500
00:24:01,834 --> 00:24:05,800
-After having met
for seven years.
-Seven years, yeah.
501
00:24:05,967 --> 00:24:07,567
Man, that is a long time.
502
00:24:07,734 --> 00:24:09,266
I think it's a challenge
for them.
503
00:24:09,433 --> 00:24:12,567
And if they're anything
like me, I like a challenge,
504
00:24:12,734 --> 00:24:14,367
which marriage is a challenge.
505
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,600
I'm really proud
of the progress that I've made
506
00:24:17,767 --> 00:24:20,000
over the last 14 months.
507
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,467
But I am nervous that Birkan
508
00:24:23,467 --> 00:24:26,100
won't be as attracted
to me in person.
509
00:24:26,266 --> 00:24:29,667
I've always been kind of, oh,
you know, embarrassed that
510
00:24:29,834 --> 00:24:33,767
I don't have a backside,
or what they call a "badonk."
511
00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:39,567
No, you have --
you have an indentation.
512
00:24:39,734 --> 00:24:41,567
Pants fall off of me
even when I have my belt on.
513
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,467
[Kolini]
Someone got the kids
these microphones.
514
00:24:45,467 --> 00:24:48,100
-[Kalani] You know what it
reminds me of, though?
-Hmm?
515
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:50,667
-Like a news anchor.
-Mm-hmm.
516
00:24:50,667 --> 00:24:54,667
Tonight on B90 News,
we have Forrest,
517
00:24:54,834 --> 00:24:58,266
what we thought was losing
his virginity, but he didn't.
518
00:24:58,433 --> 00:24:59,400
And also...
519
00:25:03,767 --> 00:25:06,867
You going into, like,
an actual anchor voice?
520
00:25:07,033 --> 00:25:08,800
And also...
521
00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:11,800
That's correct, Kalani,
thank you.
522
00:25:13,567 --> 00:25:16,700
Back to you, Kalani.
523
00:25:16,867 --> 00:25:18,867
Thank you so much, Kolini.
524
00:25:20,367 --> 00:25:21,867
You're welcome.
525
00:25:25,467 --> 00:25:27,166
[Laura speaking]
526
00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:34,967
Laura's landing in Turkey.
527
00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:39,467
Turkey, Turkey,
yes, it's Laura and Birkan.
528
00:25:39,467 --> 00:25:40,667
Go -- ging to Turkey.
529
00:25:42,467 --> 00:25:44,200
[foreign music playing]
530
00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:53,000
[plane thuds loudly]
531
00:25:55,467 --> 00:25:57,667
That's foreshadowing this
whole trip.
532
00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:58,900
I remember that feeling.
533
00:25:59,066 --> 00:26:01,667
When you arrive, when you land,
you're anticipating,
534
00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:06,367
"I'm gonna be swept off my feet,
and he's gonna take care of me
535
00:26:06,533 --> 00:26:07,767
and love me."
536
00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:10,100
[Laura] I'm really proud
of the progress that I've made
537
00:26:10,266 --> 00:26:14,367
over the last 14 months,
but I still have
538
00:26:14,367 --> 00:26:16,200
flaws and imperfections.
539
00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:18,600
And so I am nervous that
540
00:26:18,767 --> 00:26:22,100
Birkan won't be as attracted
to me in person.
541
00:26:24,266 --> 00:26:26,166
I see that.
She look good.
542
00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:28,600
That's sad that you have
to feel that way.
543
00:26:28,767 --> 00:26:32,367
Yeah, but I mean, it's normal,
but sad, yeah.
544
00:26:32,367 --> 00:26:34,567
Yeah, I know that feeling,
'cause, you know,
545
00:26:34,567 --> 00:26:37,300
I'm kind of curvy,
and you get a little insecure,
546
00:26:37,467 --> 00:26:41,567
so you buy that suckware to try
to make your shape look better.
547
00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:45,467
But I've always been kind of,
oh, you know, embarrassed that
548
00:26:45,633 --> 00:26:49,400
I don't have a backside,
or what they call a "badonk."
549
00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:56,166
No, you have --
you have an indentation.
550
00:26:56,166 --> 00:26:58,266
Pants fall off of me
even when I have my belt on.
551
00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:00,767
This is it?
552
00:27:00,934 --> 00:27:02,200
I can't believe
I'm about to meet him.
553
00:27:02,367 --> 00:27:08,266
♪ I wasn't fine till you came
into my view ♪
554
00:27:08,433 --> 00:27:10,667
Here we go.
555
00:27:10,667 --> 00:27:12,567
I think it'll go fine.
556
00:27:12,567 --> 00:27:14,500
I hope he doesn't, like,
make her cry or anything.
557
00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:16,567
-I know.
-Are they gonna kiss?
558
00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:18,367
I don't know.
I don't think he's...
559
00:27:18,367 --> 00:27:20,367
I think he's naturally
not too expressive
560
00:27:20,367 --> 00:27:22,200
and stuff, so maybe,
I mean, we'll see.
561
00:27:22,367 --> 00:27:23,800
Yeah, oh, like, it's gonna
be hard to read.
562
00:27:23,967 --> 00:27:26,400
-Yeah.
-This is it, Birkan.
563
00:27:26,567 --> 00:27:27,867
There's Laura.
564
00:27:27,867 --> 00:27:29,100
Oh, there she is.
Look at that.
565
00:27:29,266 --> 00:27:31,166
-Look how happy she is.
-This is the moment.
566
00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:34,867
♪ Now all the crazy I am
is for... ♪
567
00:27:35,033 --> 00:27:35,800
[Birkan speaking]
568
00:27:35,967 --> 00:27:37,867
♪...you ♪
569
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:39,800
[Laura]
I'm good, how are you?
570
00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:49,367
-You know?
-[Laura] Yeah.
571
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:55,300
[gasps] OK.
Damn.
572
00:27:55,467 --> 00:27:58,166
-They be mackin'.
-He pulled away first.
573
00:27:58,333 --> 00:28:01,266
-He pulled away first.
-Well, this is a great sign.
574
00:28:01,433 --> 00:28:03,367
-That looks like a really
good kiss.
-Ooh, yeah.
575
00:28:03,533 --> 00:28:05,867
So maybe all our worries
for -- for nothing.
576
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,567
[Laura]
That was like the best
flight I've ever taken.
577
00:28:09,567 --> 00:28:10,900
-[Birkan] Yeah.
-[Laura] Seriously.
578
00:28:12,266 --> 00:28:14,166
I'm glad.
I really glad.
579
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:16,600
Yeah.
580
00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:23,500
Why is he avoiding
looking at her?
581
00:28:25,867 --> 00:28:27,667
He doesn't seem like
much of a talker.
582
00:28:27,834 --> 00:28:30,400
-Yeah.
-But she --
I think she can talk.
583
00:28:30,567 --> 00:28:31,734
We'll see if it fits.
584
00:28:31,734 --> 00:28:34,367
But -- but he's kind of like
a short answer kind of guy.
585
00:28:34,533 --> 00:28:35,467
Oh, maybe, yeah.
586
00:28:39,767 --> 00:28:40,867
You too.
587
00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:47,000
[Laura]
I don't know what's happening.
588
00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:50,567
It's very awkward right now.
589
00:28:52,266 --> 00:28:53,400
I don't know.
590
00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:56,166
This is kind of feeling
a little bit like the whole
591
00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:59,667
Vanya situation.
-I was just about to say that.
592
00:28:59,834 --> 00:29:02,867
[Laura]
I really wasn't expecting that
because, you know, it was,
593
00:29:02,867 --> 00:29:04,367
like, great when we first met.
594
00:29:04,533 --> 00:29:07,400
He hugged me, he kissed me,
and then we sit on this train,
595
00:29:07,567 --> 00:29:09,767
and it's like he doesn't know
who I am.
596
00:29:09,767 --> 00:29:14,567
I'll tell you, we've seen
a lot of first meeting,
597
00:29:14,567 --> 00:29:17,266
hot passion, romance.
598
00:29:17,266 --> 00:29:19,300
This is kind of lukewarm, y'all.
599
00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:21,066
Maybe he's just shy.
600
00:29:21,233 --> 00:29:22,867
-Maybe he's super
shy or something.
-[Debbie] No.
601
00:29:23,033 --> 00:29:25,166
[Laura]
I'm hoping that
as time moves forward,
602
00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:27,667
that this will turn around,
603
00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:30,166
and it will feel
more like it did when
604
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:31,667
we were online.
605
00:29:31,667 --> 00:29:36,100
But right now, something is off,
and it's freaking me out.
606
00:29:38,367 --> 00:29:40,600
I -- I think -- I think she --
she's more head over heels
607
00:29:40,767 --> 00:29:41,800
for him than he is her.
608
00:29:41,967 --> 00:29:43,967
Right.
I'm reading the body language.
609
00:29:44,133 --> 00:29:47,200
It's like she's all about it
and the love and the passion,
610
00:29:47,367 --> 00:29:49,367
and he's almost aloof.
611
00:29:54,867 --> 00:29:56,500
You know, when I first met you,
612
00:29:56,667 --> 00:29:58,667
I thought you smelled better.
613
00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:09,467
Forrest, does it make sense
to you?
614
00:30:10,867 --> 00:30:12,200
What's your goal here?
615
00:30:12,367 --> 00:30:14,166
Just to sit here
and keep beating her down?
616
00:30:14,166 --> 00:30:16,100
Ooh, ooh, Forrest.
617
00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,700
That's what I'm talking
about, Forrest!
618
00:30:18,867 --> 00:30:21,166
Forrest, let your nuts hang
in the noodle restaurant!
619
00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:24,400
[Rhonda]
How did you meet your husband?
620
00:30:24,567 --> 00:30:29,266
I worked in baking production
and he was my supervisor.
621
00:30:29,266 --> 00:30:33,100
And of course, employees,
employers were not
622
00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:36,667
to mingle that way --
that way, but we did.
-Oh, yeah.
623
00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:40,166
For several months
until we were seen out somewhere
624
00:30:40,166 --> 00:30:44,000
by one of the employees
and they snitched on us.
-[gasps] Oh, no!
625
00:30:44,166 --> 00:30:46,767
And we were called in the office
first thing Monday morning.
626
00:30:46,934 --> 00:30:48,767
-Were you both let go?
-No.
627
00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:50,600
He said, "Well, nobody knew it.
628
00:30:50,767 --> 00:30:54,300
And he said,
"As far as I'm concerned,
it doesn't go out this door.
629
00:30:54,467 --> 00:30:56,100
-Oh, that --
-Carry on."
630
00:30:56,266 --> 00:30:58,567
-And that is --
-Had a good boss.
631
00:30:58,734 --> 00:30:59,967
That is the truth.
632
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,467
[foreign music playing]
633
00:31:03,467 --> 00:31:06,467
Where is this?
Are we in Morocco?
634
00:31:06,467 --> 00:31:09,467
-Flowers.
-Aw, it look pretty.
635
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:14,100
-No, we're
in the Philippines, boys.
-Oh, Philippines.
636
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:16,867
-This is Forrest and Sheena.
-Oh, we're back there again?
637
00:31:17,033 --> 00:31:18,867
-OK.
-Back to our faves.
638
00:31:20,066 --> 00:31:22,867
[Molly] Yum.
Oh, thank you.
639
00:31:22,867 --> 00:31:25,166
[Molly]
Soup's up and slurps up, huh?
640
00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:27,200
-Oh, that was good.
-Yum.
641
00:31:27,367 --> 00:31:28,767
You can't go wrong
with noodles.
642
00:31:28,767 --> 00:31:29,767
[slurps]
643
00:31:29,767 --> 00:31:31,200
[Forrest]
Here I go.
644
00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:35,266
[Molly]
Yeah, you are the king
of slurps, Forrest.
645
00:31:35,266 --> 00:31:37,567
-Called him the king of slurp.
-OK.
646
00:31:37,567 --> 00:31:40,900
-This just in.
-This just in.
647
00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,567
Forrest is the king of slurp.
648
00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:46,767
Well, Sheena, I did want to...
649
00:31:48,567 --> 00:31:50,767
ask you about a few things.
650
00:31:50,767 --> 00:31:52,166
Uh-oh, here it comes.
651
00:31:52,166 --> 00:31:54,667
Just leave it alone.
Leave it alone.
652
00:31:54,667 --> 00:31:58,000
Molly, enjoy the good moment.
Don't spoil it.
653
00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:02,200
You lied to us about giving
your parents the money.
654
00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:07,367
Why have you lied to us
all along?
655
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:12,767
-Well, she felt she had to.
-Molly, time out.
656
00:32:12,767 --> 00:32:17,000
In all fairness, you can be
saving money, and you have
657
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,567
to spend it.
Things happen.
658
00:32:19,567 --> 00:32:22,100
Sheena already apologized.
659
00:32:22,266 --> 00:32:25,400
If someone apologized,
you just don't dig it up
660
00:32:25,567 --> 00:32:27,266
and throw it back up
in their face.
661
00:32:27,266 --> 00:32:29,467
Just leave it alone.
Move on.
662
00:32:29,633 --> 00:32:31,467
The reason why that I happen
663
00:32:31,467 --> 00:32:35,266
to give my money to my parents
is because...
664
00:32:43,266 --> 00:32:44,767
In their culture,
it's a lot of --
665
00:32:44,934 --> 00:32:46,700
it's honor the parents.
-Yeah.
666
00:32:46,867 --> 00:32:49,500
It is like that here
in some ways, too.
667
00:32:55,166 --> 00:33:00,900
I was so scared because
my parents, my mom happened to
668
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:03,467
guilt tripping me
from time to time.
669
00:33:03,467 --> 00:33:07,166
If I don't give them money,
she makes me feel that I'm such
670
00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:10,166
a selfish person
and it hurts me a lot.
671
00:33:10,166 --> 00:33:14,166
-Aye...
-OK, but if I'm asking you
a direct question,
672
00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:15,867
I need that direct answer.
673
00:33:16,033 --> 00:33:21,567
-And even now, you haven't given
me a direct answer as to why...
-Yeah.
674
00:33:21,734 --> 00:33:24,066
...you continued to hide it.
675
00:33:24,233 --> 00:33:26,467
When you have parents like
that, you hide things,
676
00:33:26,467 --> 00:33:28,100
and you get used
to hiding things.
677
00:33:28,266 --> 00:33:30,300
She was trying to explain
to you that she hides things
678
00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:31,800
because of her parents...
-[Kalani] Yeah!
679
00:33:31,967 --> 00:33:33,166
...and the way that
they make her feel.
680
00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:35,266
You can tell she's feisty.
681
00:33:35,266 --> 00:33:36,800
Yeah, she is feisty.
682
00:33:36,967 --> 00:33:40,400
In some situations, I was
feisty when it needed to be.
683
00:33:40,567 --> 00:33:43,000
I think -- I think I understand
the mom, she's just trying to...
684
00:33:43,166 --> 00:33:44,200
why did she lie to them?
685
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,000
And Sheena's saying
she's scared of her parents,
686
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,800
but that -- that doesn't explain
why she lied to them, though.
687
00:33:48,967 --> 00:33:50,567
-To me, it's clear.
-Why?
688
00:33:50,734 --> 00:33:51,967
Then why did she lie to them?
689
00:33:52,133 --> 00:33:54,900
She told them once
and they got mad at her.
690
00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:57,667
-Yeah.
-So that's why she had to --
to start to lie to him 'cause
691
00:33:57,834 --> 00:33:59,467
she got -- they got mad.
-There you go.
692
00:33:59,633 --> 00:34:02,266
That's what she should say
and then maybe the mom
693
00:34:02,433 --> 00:34:03,400
will let it go.
I don't know.
694
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:07,300
[Sheena speaking]
695
00:34:07,467 --> 00:34:09,000
They would say bad things
to me.
696
00:34:09,166 --> 00:34:12,367
They would say bad things
to other people and it affects
697
00:34:12,533 --> 00:34:15,300
me emotionally, mentally,
drains me every day.
-OK -- uh, uh-huh, no.
698
00:34:15,467 --> 00:34:18,500
-And it makes me feel so bad.
-No, no.
699
00:34:18,667 --> 00:34:20,266
She's literally
saying her feelings.
700
00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:22,100
You don't get to uh-uh that.
701
00:34:22,266 --> 00:34:25,166
Mom, you're a little bit
too much.
702
00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:26,667
Forrest needs to say
something, because
703
00:34:26,667 --> 00:34:29,266
it's his coin.
It ain't Molly money.
704
00:34:29,266 --> 00:34:30,900
-It's Forrest's money.
-[Anny] Yeah.
705
00:34:32,567 --> 00:34:35,066
Forrest, does it
make sense to you?
706
00:34:35,233 --> 00:34:38,000
-Say yes.
-Please, Forrest, help.
707
00:34:38,166 --> 00:34:40,567
Well, Forrest is intimidated
by his mom, too.
708
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,100
A lot of it, yeah.
709
00:34:44,266 --> 00:34:45,233
Forrest.
710
00:34:45,233 --> 00:34:47,667
It's hard to say no
to a parent, especially
711
00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:50,100
when -- especially, Mom...
712
00:34:50,266 --> 00:34:51,600
it's hard for me to say
713
00:34:51,767 --> 00:34:52,867
no to you.
714
00:34:53,033 --> 00:34:57,100
It's hard for me to stick up
for her against you.
715
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,600
That's what
I'm talking about, Forrest.
716
00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:03,266
Forrest, let your nuts hang
in the noodle restaurant.
717
00:35:03,266 --> 00:35:06,000
Like, right now, he's going
against her, and she's gonna
718
00:35:06,166 --> 00:35:08,700
flip the F out because
he's gonna go against her.
719
00:35:08,867 --> 00:35:11,266
And that's what the -- her
parents probably do, too, yeah.
720
00:35:11,433 --> 00:35:12,500
Mm-hmm.
721
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:15,567
I'm telling you, this is,
like, very odd behavior
722
00:35:15,734 --> 00:35:16,967
of a parent.
723
00:35:18,467 --> 00:35:21,000
Obviously, she knows
she did wrong.
724
00:35:21,166 --> 00:35:22,367
What's your goal here?
725
00:35:22,533 --> 00:35:24,066
Just to sit here
and keep beating her down?
726
00:35:24,233 --> 00:35:28,367
-Say it, Forrest.
-Ooh, ooh, Forrest.
727
00:35:28,367 --> 00:35:29,800
OK.
728
00:35:29,967 --> 00:35:31,767
Forrest the MVP
this season.
729
00:35:31,934 --> 00:35:35,667
Forrest, so far,
got the MVP right now.
730
00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,166
Forrest.
731
00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:38,700
I wanna end this now.
732
00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:43,867
You're causing Sheena
a lot of stress.
733
00:35:43,867 --> 00:35:45,300
You're causing me
a lot of stress.
734
00:35:45,467 --> 00:35:46,767
We tried to have a nice dinner,
735
00:35:46,767 --> 00:35:49,166
and our nice dinner
turned into...
736
00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:53,467
You go, Forrest.
737
00:35:53,467 --> 00:35:56,767
-Alright.
-Ooh, look at Forrest.
738
00:35:56,767 --> 00:35:58,000
Good guy.
739
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,467
Please open your mind,
Molly, right here.
740
00:36:00,467 --> 00:36:02,867
And I hope she has
a revelation right here.
741
00:36:04,066 --> 00:36:07,066
I now see that Forrest
is too deep.
742
00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:09,166
He's just got the blinders on.
743
00:36:10,367 --> 00:36:14,200
But still, I have to always
protect Forrest because I know
744
00:36:14,367 --> 00:36:16,667
that he really loves her.
745
00:36:16,667 --> 00:36:21,567
And I will not stop trying
to find out why she lied.
746
00:36:21,734 --> 00:36:25,166
It is clear why she lied.
747
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:28,667
She just told you.
748
00:36:28,834 --> 00:36:31,300
Trying to make an issue
out of nothing.
749
00:36:31,467 --> 00:36:34,467
Forrest needs a power saw.
750
00:36:34,467 --> 00:36:39,100
Cut that umbilical cord
with a power chainsaw.
751
00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:43,367
[Emma] Next time
on "Before the 90 Days."
752
00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:45,500
[Jovon]
I'm about to meet
my wife for the first time.
753
00:36:47,567 --> 00:36:50,266
-Oh!
-Oh, Jovon's headed out.
754
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,300
Every day,
you follow new girls.
755
00:36:55,467 --> 00:36:56,667
Just girls, girls, girls,
756
00:36:56,834 --> 00:36:58,767
girls, girls, girls,
girls, girls, yeah.
757
00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:02,367
I downloaded this extension
on my laptop,
758
00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:05,667
and it shows you
who people follow.
759
00:37:05,667 --> 00:37:06,867
What?
760
00:37:07,033 --> 00:37:08,100
I never heard of this.
761
00:37:08,266 --> 00:37:09,567
I have that.
762
00:37:13,467 --> 00:37:15,567
I don't care.
763
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,000
[Emma]
This morning, I saw that he was
764
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,100
still following
thousands of women.
765
00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:21,800
So, since we've been dating,
have you talked romantically
766
00:37:21,967 --> 00:37:22,967
to any other girls?
767
00:37:24,767 --> 00:37:26,467
Ziad looks like, "Uh-oh."
768
00:37:26,467 --> 00:37:28,800
-He's like, "Dang."
-There's something shady
769
00:37:28,967 --> 00:37:30,066
about him.
I don't know what it is.
770
00:37:30,233 --> 00:37:32,367
-Yeah.
-I just get a vibe.
771
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,300
-Lisa's in Nigeria.
Looks like she got married.
-Ooh!
772
00:37:37,467 --> 00:37:38,567
I know it does.
773
00:37:38,567 --> 00:37:41,200
There's a party for her
outside the airport, look.
774
00:37:41,367 --> 00:37:46,266
I love him with everything
I am, but he doesn't know that
775
00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:50,066
I've been married five times,
and I'm still married
776
00:37:50,233 --> 00:37:51,367
to a woman.
777
00:37:51,367 --> 00:37:52,900
[Daniel] Baby.
778
00:37:53,066 --> 00:37:54,200
[Lisa] What are you doing?
779
00:37:54,367 --> 00:37:58,100
Oh, my good Lord.
780
00:37:58,266 --> 00:38:00,767
No way.
781
00:38:00,934 --> 00:38:04,600
-A proposal right away?
-Are you kidding me?
782
00:38:04,767 --> 00:38:07,400
He's down on his knees,
and it -- he ain't praying.
783
00:38:09,867 --> 00:38:12,767
-Wow -- whew.
-Well, you know,
that was a great episode.
784
00:38:12,934 --> 00:38:14,166
-I love.
-Yeah, I'm ready for next week.
785
00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:15,467
Next week gonna be fire.
786
00:38:15,467 --> 00:38:17,667
The season just started,
and we already
787
00:38:17,834 --> 00:38:19,000
may have some proposals?
788
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,867
Well, we already have
a married couple.
789
00:38:21,033 --> 00:38:22,400
-What do you expect?
-Oh, that's right.
790
00:38:22,567 --> 00:38:23,533
A proposal isn't that bad.
791
00:38:23,533 --> 00:38:26,000
I can't believe that
Lisa's getting engaged.
792
00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:28,066
-Are we -- are we that shocked?
-[Kalani] Not really.
793
00:38:28,233 --> 00:38:29,900
-Yeah.
-[Kalani] Getting a ring.
794
00:38:30,066 --> 00:38:31,867
Ringing in the new year.
795
00:38:32,033 --> 00:38:34,000
-Oh!
-Uh-huh.
796
00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:35,867
I'm not gonna be here
for New Year's, but I brought
797
00:38:36,033 --> 00:38:37,500
something special
for us to do real quick.
798
00:38:37,667 --> 00:38:38,767
Wait right here.
I'll be right back.
799
00:38:38,767 --> 00:38:39,800
[Debbie]
OK.
800
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,800
I heard there was an after
party in Joyce's room.
801
00:38:42,967 --> 00:38:44,100
-You wanna go?
-Really?
802
00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:46,500
-That sounds good.
-Yeah, OK, let me
get your chair.
803
00:38:46,667 --> 00:38:47,767
OK.
804
00:38:51,767 --> 00:38:53,567
[Robert]
And I'm ready to pop off, baby.
805
00:38:53,567 --> 00:38:54,667
[confetti canon pops]
806
00:38:54,667 --> 00:38:56,100
[screams]
807
00:38:57,667 --> 00:38:59,000
Make it rain.
808
00:39:00,367 --> 00:39:02,266
You crazy, why you did that?
809
00:39:02,266 --> 00:39:03,500
Oh, this is nice.
810
00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:08,600
Sparkling champagne
with sparkling sparklers.
811
00:39:08,767 --> 00:39:11,166
-Hey, sounds like a plan.
-[Julian] Take some.
812
00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:13,100
I'll take some.
Cut the light off, Mom.
813
00:39:15,567 --> 00:39:17,100
-Whoa!
-[Debbie] Whoa.
814
00:39:17,266 --> 00:39:18,800
Look at this.
815
00:39:18,967 --> 00:39:20,166
This is fun.
816
00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:21,867
And you know what?
We got a lot to do this week.
817
00:39:22,033 --> 00:39:24,266
We're gonna have New Year's,
so we gotta blow up balloons,
818
00:39:24,433 --> 00:39:25,467
and we'll blow
some bubbles, too.
819
00:39:25,467 --> 00:39:26,900
-We gotta blow balloons?
-Yes.
820
00:39:27,066 --> 00:39:29,967
-Come on!
-Oh, oh, my God!
821
00:39:30,133 --> 00:39:32,000
You know, my nickname
was Bubbles in college.
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