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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:37,620 There. 2 00:02:43,410 --> 00:02:45,040 I'm really sorry. 3 00:02:46,460 --> 00:02:48,410 I hope... 4 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:52,000 you'll be reincarnated as something better than a bird. 5 00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:06,830 See you. 6 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,620 Come on. 7 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:50,870 It's not the chalet I saw. 8 00:03:50,870 --> 00:03:52,870 Of course it is. 9 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:54,910 I don't recognize it. 10 00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:58,620 I didn't change it. Think I'm stupid? 11 00:03:58,710 --> 00:04:00,460 Come see. It's a killer! 12 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:53,620 Here. 13 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:58,580 Poor darling, didn't you sleep in the chopper? 14 00:04:58,580 --> 00:04:59,870 Oh, shit. 15 00:04:59,870 --> 00:05:02,870 The pilot asked me to leave a comment on his profile. 16 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,120 I forgot. 17 00:05:04,210 --> 00:05:05,410 Really? 18 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,620 Since when do pilots ask for that? 19 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:11,120 He was really nice. I promised. 20 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:12,870 Will you do it? 21 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:14,120 Sure. 22 00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:17,540 No problem. What should I put? 23 00:05:17,540 --> 00:05:20,370 Really nice pilot? Pleasant pilot? 24 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:23,040 I don't care. Something positive. 25 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,750 OK, I'll deal with it. 26 00:05:25,710 --> 00:05:27,410 It's the wrong yogurt. 27 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:29,040 It tastes weird. 28 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,540 Really? 29 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,540 You got the wrong brand. 30 00:05:33,540 --> 00:05:36,870 Well, I'm sorry. I'll be more careful next time. 31 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:40,250 I'll eat it 'cause I'm hungry, but it's not right. 32 00:05:41,910 --> 00:05:43,250 What's this? 33 00:05:43,830 --> 00:05:45,540 It came yesterday. 34 00:05:46,910 --> 00:05:49,160 It's for the chainsaw video. 35 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,830 - We can throw it away. - No. 36 00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:55,410 Not bad. We'll keep it. 37 00:05:58,290 --> 00:06:00,410 Do you still need me tonight? 38 00:06:00,410 --> 00:06:01,750 You may go. 39 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,910 But is it OK? 40 00:06:05,910 --> 00:06:08,160 Do you like this place? 41 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,710 I'll tell you tomorrow. 42 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,250 I'll let you eat in peace. 43 00:06:15,830 --> 00:06:17,080 Get some rest. 44 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,540 So, you're resting? 45 00:06:27,540 --> 00:06:29,330 No, she is. 46 00:06:29,330 --> 00:06:30,910 I'm not on vacation. 47 00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:34,120 I have lots to deal with. I have to answer everyone. 48 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,830 It's hell. 49 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:38,870 Do you think I'm here to chill? 50 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:42,120 You could have done all that at home. 51 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,370 No... 52 00:06:43,460 --> 00:06:45,410 You know what it's like. 53 00:06:45,410 --> 00:06:48,160 I have to be here to see things with her 54 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:49,870 each and every day. 55 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:54,120 I have to motivate her. She says she wants to quit. 56 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:55,830 So? 57 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:58,580 If she wants to quit, let her. 58 00:06:58,580 --> 00:06:59,870 What do I do? 59 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:02,160 Become unemployed? Great! 60 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:04,660 Well, you could find something else. 61 00:07:04,660 --> 00:07:08,120 It's been 10 years. Aren't you sick of it? 62 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:11,120 Sick of earning so much? No, sorry. 63 00:07:11,210 --> 00:07:13,830 We do nothing. You're always with her. 64 00:07:14,830 --> 00:07:17,910 Magalie wants this, wants that, isn't happy. 65 00:07:17,910 --> 00:07:21,080 Magalie, Magalie... I'm fucking sick of it! 66 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,500 You see her more than your own kids. 67 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:25,910 Do you realize that? 68 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,540 Are you listening? 69 00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:30,910 Something weird. Call you back. 70 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,410 Now what? 71 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,830 A work email I gotta reply to. 72 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:37,080 I'll call you back, honey. 73 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:38,120 Bye. 74 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:47,870 Mag, are you sleeping? 75 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,790 Have you lost your mind? 76 00:07:58,790 --> 00:08:00,370 Sorry, it's important. 77 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:01,790 I don't care! 78 00:08:01,790 --> 00:08:04,410 You don't come in and whisper things. 79 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,160 Are you insane? 80 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,120 Mag, I promise it's bad. 81 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,830 Get out of my room. 82 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,290 OK, sorry. 83 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:36,660 Shit! 84 00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:44,000 Does the name Herzog mean anything to you? 85 00:10:44,830 --> 00:10:45,870 Patrick, 86 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:49,370 just spit it out. Don't play stupid games! 87 00:10:49,460 --> 00:10:50,660 Who's Herzog? 88 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,370 Dimitri Herzog, crane guy. 89 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:57,370 He screwed up. The fool told his sister. 90 00:10:58,330 --> 00:10:59,870 His sister? 91 00:10:59,870 --> 00:11:00,960 He has a sister. 92 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,330 - Said what? - Everything. 93 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,410 Everything. 94 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,370 She's trying to contact you. 95 00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:10,160 She messaged me last night. 96 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:12,160 And she's a journalist. 97 00:11:14,370 --> 00:11:16,290 Are you starting to get it? 98 00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:22,330 What does it matter he told his sister? 99 00:11:32,790 --> 00:11:34,000 Read it. 100 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,160 It's full of typos. 101 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,160 Who cares? You do them, too. 102 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,330 Look, read it to the end. 103 00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:54,580 It's blackmail. 104 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,160 No kidding! 105 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,410 Is that all? 106 00:11:58,290 --> 00:12:02,120 She doesn't want money. So, what does the slut want? 107 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,210 That's the problem. I don't know what she wants. 108 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,870 Did you call her before bugging me? 109 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:12,210 She won't tell me a thing. She'll only talk to you. 110 00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:15,580 No. Fuck that. 111 00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:22,660 Hello, Simone. It's Magalie. 112 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:27,160 You sent an email to Mr Balandras, my PA, 113 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:29,540 about the piano accident. 114 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:33,540 I didn't understand everything due to the syntax errors, 115 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:36,910 but I'm available to talk about it with you. 116 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,290 I'm currently in the mountains 117 00:12:39,290 --> 00:12:42,540 in my new home for an indeterminate period. 118 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:46,160 You can call me back on this number if you wish. 119 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:49,250 Talk to you soon, I hope, Mrs Simone. Goodbye. 120 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,750 Fuckin' slut! 121 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:54,750 You know what? 122 00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:58,370 You may be right about the mistakes. 123 00:12:58,370 --> 00:13:01,120 - Why? - Maybe she meant the opposite. 124 00:13:01,210 --> 00:13:03,870 Maybe she just wants money. 125 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:09,500 - She can shove it up her ass. - No, no. This is serious. 126 00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:13,620 We risk life imprisonment, remember that! 127 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,790 Life imprisonment. It's serious shit! 128 00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:18,710 OK, I'm going back to bed. 129 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,830 Don't you get it? How are you so calm? 130 00:13:22,830 --> 00:13:25,080 What if she calls when you're asleep? 131 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,830 I'll call her back. 132 00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:29,790 Relax. We'll handle it, OK? 133 00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:32,370 Take a tablet, you're stressed out! 134 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:08,250 SIMONE HERZOG JOURNALIST 135 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:27,210 PRESS 2023 136 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:43,830 They ask where their dad is, but otherwise OK. 137 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:46,910 Can't you tell them I'm away for work? 138 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,910 To buy them their shitty clothes and food. 139 00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:53,370 They'll think I'm a jerk who's abandoned his family. 140 00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:56,160 They know you're a jerk, Patrick. 141 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,910 Great joke. Thanks! 142 00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:02,370 No, they're fine. Relax. 143 00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:04,830 Mathieu was thrown out of his pony club. 144 00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:06,160 Otherwise, OK. 145 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,540 Good. You know what I think. 146 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:11,290 Ponies aren't for boys. Sorry! 147 00:15:11,290 --> 00:15:12,330 Hey... 148 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:16,080 - Look who's here. - Hi. 149 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,910 Shit! I didn't realize you had a big neck brace. 150 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:22,870 How horrible, hon. 151 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,660 It's nothing. I'll survive, don't worry. 152 00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:27,830 She's robust, you know. 153 00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:30,620 - The chalet is crazy. You pleased? - Yeah. 154 00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:33,120 I haven't really gotten used to it. 155 00:15:33,210 --> 00:15:36,000 I could get used to it pretty fast! 156 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,790 How big is it? At least 300 square meters? 157 00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:42,290 We got something urgent to do, hon. 158 00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:45,620 So, I have to borrow your man and hang up. 159 00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:47,910 Let's finish our conversation... 160 00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:49,870 OK, it's 500 square meters. 161 00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:51,160 Bye. 162 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,000 Patrick, I know what she wants. 163 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,290 That was rude! 164 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,410 You can call her back. Listen. 165 00:15:58,410 --> 00:16:01,660 I've thought about it and I know what she wants. 166 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,040 Wanna know? 167 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:06,040 - She wants money. It's simple. - No! 168 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,910 She wants to sleep with me. 169 00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:09,540 Sorry? 170 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:13,790 I saw photos of her online. She's one ugly cow! 171 00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:17,540 She's just a poor fan who wants a relationship with me. 172 00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:21,750 You hung up on my wife to tell me something so dumb? 173 00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:26,160 I read her message. It's a meaningless string of words. 174 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,290 She's bound to be a psychopath. 175 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,830 Your reasoning is: She writes badly, 176 00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:34,370 so she wants to sleep with you? 177 00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:36,540 Yes. 178 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,370 Look, she wants money. 179 00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:42,160 You're loaded. She wants paying off. 180 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,790 - You call her again? - No. 181 00:16:49,830 --> 00:16:50,960 What is it? 182 00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:06,660 - What is it? - I don't know. 183 00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:36,790 She's there! Look, it's her! 184 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,540 See, it is her! I'm not stupid. 185 00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:44,660 - Why's she here? - How should I know? 186 00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:46,790 Open up! Open up! 187 00:17:46,790 --> 00:17:48,870 - For two minutes! - Can we talk? 188 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,410 - Open up. - Please! 189 00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:52,120 - Five minutes! - Let's talk. 190 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,750 Open up for two minutes. 191 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,290 Who are those morons? 192 00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:59,000 The big one followed me earlier. 193 00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:02,620 He recognized me and followed me. 194 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:04,540 Crazy not to wear a hood! 195 00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:06,210 Don't tell me I'm crazy! 196 00:18:07,910 --> 00:18:09,790 You go looking for trouble. 197 00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:23,000 What do you want? 198 00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:24,910 How dare you? 199 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,410 Scram before I beat you up! 200 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,870 It's private property! 201 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,500 We can do what we like. Who are you? 202 00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:35,620 - Jerk! - Look at him! 203 00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:37,830 Think that's funny? 204 00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:45,710 You little fuckers! 205 00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:07,370 What? 206 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:09,160 'Evening. 207 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,410 Is it you, Simone? 208 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,580 Yes. 209 00:19:16,870 --> 00:19:17,910 And? 210 00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:19,830 Well, I... 211 00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:22,410 What do you want? 212 00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:25,870 It's not easy. I feel intimidated. 213 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,210 I'm sorry. 214 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,370 Should I call you later? 215 00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,870 It's nothing. It's my dog. 216 00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:38,080 My dog just came into the room. Go ahead. 217 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,830 - I'm listening. - OK. 218 00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:44,960 First of all, I've never blackmailed anyone before. 219 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,910 It's the first time. 220 00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:50,120 I'm a very honest person. And I must admit 221 00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:52,960 I'm pretty uncomfortable in this situation. 222 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,540 Poor thing! 223 00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:58,160 You're uncomfortable with blackmail? 224 00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,660 Are you shitting me? 225 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:03,290 No, I'm sincere. I understand you're being defensive, 226 00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:06,870 but you'll soon see that I mean well. 227 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,370 It's very light blackmail. 228 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:10,910 Very positive... 229 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,790 Look, cut the crap 230 00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:15,910 with positive blackmail and fake explanations. 231 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 So, what do you want? 232 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:24,660 Magalie, you don't want the public or the media to find out 233 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:28,870 what really happened the day of the piano accident. 234 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,120 Right? 235 00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:33,870 Right! That's why I gave 500 grand to your dumb brother: 236 00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:35,410 to shut him up. 237 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,620 Yes, I know. 238 00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:40,540 I'm sorry, my brother is extremely fragile. 239 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,910 The accident traumatized him 240 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,910 and he was unable to keep this secret to himself, 241 00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:49,910 so he needed to confide in me. 242 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,370 But I promise he didn't speak to anyone else. 243 00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:55,910 My brother has no intention of harming you. 244 00:20:55,910 --> 00:20:59,540 He's extremely grateful for all the money you gave him. 245 00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:01,660 It has truly changed his life. 246 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:05,830 Because he had big financial and personal issues... 247 00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:08,790 I don't care about your retard brother! 248 00:21:08,790 --> 00:21:11,500 So, spit it out. What do you want? 249 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,410 Sorry, I'm intimidated. 250 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,830 Listen, Simone, I'll save us both time. 251 00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,410 I know what you want. 252 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,330 You want to meet me? 253 00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:26,660 Yes, that's true. 254 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,870 I knew it! 255 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,410 I felt it. I'm a genius. 256 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:34,160 You want to meet me because you want to sleep with me. 257 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:35,370 Sorry? 258 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,910 I know I'm desirable, 259 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,830 that girls like me. It's not a problem. 260 00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:42,410 I'm used to being in demand. 261 00:21:42,410 --> 00:21:44,540 I know I'm fuckable. 262 00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:48,370 You want to meet me because you want a relationship with me. 263 00:21:48,460 --> 00:21:53,120 No. Sorry if I let you think that. 264 00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:56,910 You're very pretty. Don't get me wrong, but that's not it. 265 00:21:56,910 --> 00:22:00,540 I do want to meet you, but it's for something else. 266 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,540 Are you there? 267 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,870 I'm listening. 268 00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:09,620 I know you've always refused to be in the media, 269 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:14,540 you've never given an interview to anyone in your life. 270 00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:17,710 I want to be the first to interview you. 271 00:22:18,790 --> 00:22:22,910 I've been doing this for 25 years, so I'm a real professional. 272 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:28,160 And I promise I won't mention your accident in my article, of course. 273 00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:31,370 Here's what we'll do. It'll be much simpler. 274 00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:33,120 Give me your bank details. 275 00:22:33,210 --> 00:22:37,080 I'll do a nice juicy transfer, like I did to your brother. 276 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:40,210 So you shut your mouth and forget me forever, OK? 277 00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:43,910 I didn't contact you on an impulse, Magalie. 278 00:22:43,910 --> 00:22:47,620 I thought about it carefully. I won't go back on it. 279 00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:50,830 Either I do this interview or I call the police. 280 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,870 I'm sorry. 281 00:22:52,870 --> 00:22:53,870 Fuck... 282 00:22:54,830 --> 00:22:56,620 I won't change my mind. 283 00:23:05,410 --> 00:23:07,410 OK, you win! 284 00:23:07,410 --> 00:23:08,830 You're a witch. 285 00:23:08,830 --> 00:23:12,000 Here's my assistant. He'll set up an appointment. 286 00:23:15,870 --> 00:23:18,040 Patrick Balandras speaking. 287 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,000 I opened your email. 288 00:23:20,580 --> 00:23:24,580 You got the first interview with Megajugs. Congratulations! 289 00:23:49,410 --> 00:23:50,750 Are you ready? 290 00:23:51,540 --> 00:23:52,870 Can we start? 291 00:23:56,620 --> 00:23:58,460 Thank you for accepting. 292 00:23:59,410 --> 00:24:02,370 I know you're making a considerable effort. 293 00:24:02,370 --> 00:24:04,660 So, I really thank you. 294 00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:07,120 I'm very moved. 295 00:24:08,290 --> 00:24:10,370 And very honored. 296 00:24:11,370 --> 00:24:14,580 I know you're mad at me, but I wanted to tell you. 297 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,410 There. 298 00:24:26,410 --> 00:24:27,660 It's recording. 299 00:24:29,710 --> 00:24:32,410 Let's start at the beginning. 300 00:24:32,410 --> 00:24:33,910 In the right order. 301 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:38,410 So, Magalie, you were born on March 12, 1989 302 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:41,120 with an extremely rare disease 303 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:45,330 known as... congenital insensitivity to pain. 304 00:24:49,290 --> 00:24:53,250 I was born with a congenital insensitivity to pain. 305 00:24:54,370 --> 00:24:58,750 Everyone already knows that. I've never hidden it. 306 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,910 Not everyone knows what it is. 307 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,410 Could you tell me more? I'm interested. 308 00:25:05,410 --> 00:25:07,210 It's like being blind. 309 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:10,160 But instead of not seeing, 310 00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:12,120 you don't feel physical pain. 311 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:15,120 I can't explain it any other way. 312 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,790 For a more precise definition, ask a specialist. 313 00:25:19,790 --> 00:25:23,790 No, that's very clear. Thank you. It's nicely put. 314 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:30,290 Something else people may not know is that the day you were born, 315 00:25:30,290 --> 00:25:32,620 March 12, 1989 316 00:25:32,710 --> 00:25:34,410 is also the date 317 00:25:34,410 --> 00:25:38,960 when the internet was first made accessible to the general public. 318 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:43,210 Did you know you were born on the same day as the internet? 319 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,710 Incredible! I thought you knew. 320 00:25:49,290 --> 00:25:51,710 Maybe I'll teach you things about yourself. 321 00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:55,660 Impossible. 322 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,540 Alright. 323 00:25:57,540 --> 00:26:00,620 What does this new information mean to you? 324 00:26:00,710 --> 00:26:02,040 Tell me. 325 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,870 The internet is a computing tool. 326 00:26:04,870 --> 00:26:06,620 I'm a human being. 327 00:26:07,410 --> 00:26:09,080 I don't see the link. 328 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:13,330 You were born the same day as the tool that made you a star. 329 00:26:13,330 --> 00:26:15,080 Isn't that incredible? 330 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,040 Why do you have such an unbearable way of speaking? 331 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,250 - Pardon me? - "Isn't that incredible?" 332 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,040 Where the hell does it come from? 333 00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:29,620 You live in a castle? 334 00:26:30,540 --> 00:26:32,540 No, I don't live in a castle. 335 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,790 You talk like a duchess, but you can't write an email. 336 00:26:36,790 --> 00:26:39,370 I dictate messages to save time. 337 00:26:39,370 --> 00:26:41,870 It's not interesting to talk about me. 338 00:26:41,870 --> 00:26:44,540 No, it's not interesting at all. 339 00:26:44,540 --> 00:26:45,620 Look, 340 00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:48,410 doing this interview is a real pain, 341 00:26:48,410 --> 00:26:50,790 and with the way you talk, 342 00:26:50,790 --> 00:26:53,210 it feels like an exam in school. 343 00:26:53,870 --> 00:26:56,580 I don't know if I can keep going. 344 00:26:58,290 --> 00:27:01,370 It's so irritating. How much longer will it last? 345 00:27:02,290 --> 00:27:04,620 I don't know. Two hours maybe. 346 00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:06,040 Two hours... 347 00:27:06,540 --> 00:27:08,830 Are you nuts or what? 348 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,160 What'll we say for two hours? 349 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:15,370 Magalie, you can let your guard down. I'm not here to bother you. 350 00:27:15,370 --> 00:27:20,120 I just want to talk and do a portrait of you. I mean you no harm. 351 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,790 I'm sympathetic. I won't hurt you. 352 00:27:23,790 --> 00:27:26,660 Sympathetic, but a blackmailer. 353 00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:28,620 Don't forget that. 354 00:27:30,710 --> 00:27:33,790 Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt. Just a sec. 355 00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:35,660 Can you come see me? 356 00:27:35,660 --> 00:27:37,410 - What? - Come on. 357 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,250 What're you doing? 358 00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:45,660 She's got us by the balls! 359 00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:48,290 Stop being a jerk. Just play the game! 360 00:27:48,290 --> 00:27:51,910 Play what game? I came. Aren't I playing the game? 361 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,120 Gotta be much more accommodating. You're off to a bad start. 362 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,960 You hear how she speaks? 363 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:01,120 I wanna poke the slut's eyes out! 364 00:28:01,210 --> 00:28:03,410 Who cares how she speaks? 365 00:28:03,410 --> 00:28:06,080 You're playing with fire. Think about prison! 366 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,500 Just get a grip! 367 00:28:10,710 --> 00:28:11,790 I'll get a grip. 368 00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:13,580 Please do. Thanks. 369 00:28:18,370 --> 00:28:22,790 My assistant has kindly offered to get us something to eat. 370 00:28:22,790 --> 00:28:24,750 Want anything in particular? 371 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:28,040 No, thanks. I don't need anything. 372 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,870 OK. Just me, then. 373 00:28:29,870 --> 00:28:32,660 Same as usual, sweetie, you're so kind. 374 00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:34,830 But hurry up, I'm famished. 375 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,500 OK, let's go, I'm ready. 376 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,620 I'll play the game. 377 00:28:42,330 --> 00:28:43,660 I'm ready. 378 00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:44,870 Go on. 379 00:28:44,870 --> 00:28:46,290 Is there a problem? 380 00:28:46,290 --> 00:28:48,330 No problem, Simone. 381 00:28:48,330 --> 00:28:52,790 I'm delighted to do this interview. I find the way you talk is... 382 00:28:52,790 --> 00:28:54,290 very exotic. 383 00:28:54,870 --> 00:28:56,410 You don't have to... 384 00:28:56,410 --> 00:28:57,710 I do have to. 385 00:28:58,620 --> 00:28:59,620 Let's go. 386 00:28:59,710 --> 00:29:01,750 OK, I'll continue. 387 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,620 So, Magalie, 388 00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:09,830 you were born on the same day as the tool that made you a star. 389 00:29:10,330 --> 00:29:11,410 Yeah. 390 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:14,250 So, how did you discover this tool? 391 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,910 It happened when I was... 392 00:29:21,410 --> 00:29:23,120 14. 393 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,710 Yes, 14, that's right. 394 00:29:26,830 --> 00:29:30,410 That's a real question, so could you say a bit more? 395 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,160 I was about to. 396 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,910 I need time to remember. 397 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,790 Sorry, I'm in a hurry to know more. 398 00:29:36,790 --> 00:29:37,960 I'll be quiet. 399 00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:39,500 Go on. 400 00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:48,370 Dad and I were in the lounge, 401 00:29:48,460 --> 00:29:51,410 watching TV and waiting for Mom to come home. 402 00:29:51,910 --> 00:29:55,080 We'd just watched a crappy western. 403 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,410 We zapped onto several cable channels 404 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,580 and found a show for adults. 405 00:30:02,290 --> 00:30:03,620 We watched it. 406 00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:05,750 SELF DEFENSE 407 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,120 {\an8}I'm Johnny Knoxville, United States of America 408 00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:13,250 {\an8}and I'll be doing a little article on self defense equipment. 409 00:30:13,790 --> 00:30:16,660 {\an8}I'm going to start off by 410 00:30:16,660 --> 00:30:20,120 {\an8}spraying myself with red pepper spray. 411 00:30:20,210 --> 00:30:23,250 {\an8}It's the highest concentration you can get. 412 00:30:24,210 --> 00:30:26,710 {\an8}Followed by a 120,000 volt 413 00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:29,410 stun gun. 414 00:30:29,790 --> 00:30:32,580 And then I'll be getting shot with a... 415 00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:37,370 Taser gun. 50,000 volts for roughly around 30 seconds. 416 00:30:37,910 --> 00:30:39,160 {\an8}Hit me! 417 00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:50,250 Oh my God! 418 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,290 Fucking hell! 419 00:30:55,370 --> 00:30:57,460 {\an8}TEST TWO: STUN GUN 420 00:30:59,580 --> 00:31:01,120 {\an8}Charge! 421 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:04,750 {\an8}Fuck! 422 00:31:08,460 --> 00:31:11,540 I didn't understand what I was watching. 423 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,660 I remember feeling 424 00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:17,290 terribly frustrated by this show. 425 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,000 I was jealous of these guys. 426 00:31:20,870 --> 00:31:22,120 Very jealous. 427 00:31:48,830 --> 00:31:50,580 Hi! I'm Magalie Moreau. 428 00:31:50,580 --> 00:31:53,160 Today, I'm testing the car battery. 429 00:32:14,460 --> 00:32:15,960 Dad! 430 00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:20,410 The next day, 431 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:23,080 my parents lectured me for ages. 432 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,790 I got yelled at so bad. 433 00:32:27,460 --> 00:32:29,750 And of course, I got punished. 434 00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:33,910 A bit later, Dad was in front of his computer. 435 00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:39,660 Hi! I'm Magalie Moreau. I'm testing the car battery. 436 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,580 He sent my video to all his colleagues for a laugh. 437 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,870 MY DAUGHTER'S AN ELECTRICIAN 438 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,830 It took off all by itself. 439 00:33:07,580 --> 00:33:09,910 My dad's colleagues started 440 00:33:09,910 --> 00:33:12,540 to email it to other people, 441 00:33:12,540 --> 00:33:14,000 like a joke. 442 00:33:14,710 --> 00:33:16,500 It spread like wildfire. 443 00:33:18,710 --> 00:33:21,370 It soon became an online sensation. 444 00:33:21,370 --> 00:33:24,160 The video went everywhere. 445 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,370 We even made the evening news. 446 00:33:28,410 --> 00:33:30,540 Everyone found it funny. 447 00:33:32,290 --> 00:33:35,210 There was hardly anything online at the time. 448 00:33:36,210 --> 00:33:38,080 It's not like nowadays. 449 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,620 It was the early days. 450 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:44,250 I was ahead of my time, so to speak. 451 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,410 There you are. 452 00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:51,790 People recognized me in the street. 453 00:33:52,710 --> 00:33:56,660 I became a sort of freak show at school. 454 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,290 Incredible. 455 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,870 It's weird to tell you all this because... 456 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,290 I usually keep it in my head. 457 00:34:12,870 --> 00:34:16,080 But I never think about it. 'Cause it bores me. 458 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,210 They're just bad memories. 459 00:34:19,830 --> 00:34:22,750 Before we resume the timeline... 460 00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:26,370 I'd like to clear up something that intrigues me. 461 00:34:26,370 --> 00:34:28,620 I hope it's not too indiscreet. 462 00:34:28,710 --> 00:34:30,410 I wonder... 463 00:34:30,410 --> 00:34:33,750 We never see you without your braces. 464 00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:36,660 So? 465 00:34:37,210 --> 00:34:41,830 Is it a tribute to that first video or is there another reason? 466 00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:49,080 I have a very serious gum malformation. 467 00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:52,120 I have to wear it for life. 468 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,910 Without it, I'd lose my teeth in two weeks. 469 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,210 I'm so sorry. 470 00:34:59,870 --> 00:35:00,870 Joke! 471 00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:02,870 It's just a look. 472 00:35:02,870 --> 00:35:05,290 At first, it was to be recognized. 473 00:35:06,290 --> 00:35:08,000 And then... 474 00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:10,660 it was like a stage outfit. 475 00:35:10,660 --> 00:35:12,660 Something easy to identify, 476 00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:16,460 so people said, "It's the video girl with the braces." 477 00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:20,660 I didn't think you needed braces. 478 00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:22,870 You have perfect teeth. 479 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,370 Yeah, thanks. 480 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,460 You have a very pretty smile, but rarely show it. 481 00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:34,620 Don't tell me you organized all this 482 00:35:34,710 --> 00:35:37,790 just to hit on me, which was my first thought. 483 00:35:37,790 --> 00:35:40,540 Oh, no, it's a mere observation. 484 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,120 There. 485 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,160 Thanks. 486 00:36:25,210 --> 00:36:27,870 Alright? Everything to your satisfaction? 487 00:36:27,870 --> 00:36:31,460 She's starting to open up. It's fascinating. Thank you. 488 00:36:33,660 --> 00:36:36,580 Well, I'll let you work. I'll be right there. 489 00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:42,080 "She's starting to open up." 490 00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:44,870 You make me sound like I'm a mussel. 491 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,660 No, it's an expression. 492 00:36:46,750 --> 00:36:50,290 I know you're not a mussel. I wouldn't dare say that. 493 00:36:50,290 --> 00:36:52,370 I know it's an expression. 494 00:36:52,370 --> 00:36:54,790 And I know I'm not a mussel. 495 00:36:54,790 --> 00:36:57,580 But thanks for explaining it, teacher! 496 00:36:59,210 --> 00:37:01,370 Do you want to stop for lunch? 497 00:37:01,370 --> 00:37:03,120 No, I'm not hungry. 498 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,790 Let's get this over with. 499 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,620 Very well. So... 500 00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:16,830 So, people start to recognize you thanks to this video. 501 00:37:16,830 --> 00:37:18,540 You're 14. 502 00:37:18,540 --> 00:37:20,580 What happens then? 503 00:37:20,580 --> 00:37:22,750 "What happens then?" 504 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,160 I started to do more videos, of course. 505 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,870 Hi, I'm Magalie Moreau. 506 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,080 Today, I'm testing the hammer. 507 00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:47,660 Hi, I'm Magalie Moreau. 508 00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:50,210 Today, I'm testing the ice pick. 509 00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:59,160 Hi, I'm Magalie Moreau. 510 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,540 Today, I'm testing boiling water. 511 00:38:04,410 --> 00:38:06,330 I kept it secret for ages. 512 00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:10,710 Magalie, what are you doing? 513 00:38:13,710 --> 00:38:15,120 What's going on? 514 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,410 Nothing. 515 00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:21,460 I'd tell my parents I was clumsy to justify my wounds. 516 00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:54,620 Hi. 517 00:38:54,710 --> 00:38:56,120 Hey there. 518 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,580 Why don't you come out now? Is it your illness? 519 00:38:59,580 --> 00:39:01,120 No. 520 00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:03,160 Why, then? 521 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,120 I'm doing things on my own. 522 00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:06,620 My parents say you're crazy. 523 00:39:08,870 --> 00:39:10,290 Sorry to bother you. 524 00:39:10,910 --> 00:39:12,830 We really are. 525 00:39:12,830 --> 00:39:16,870 I'm a big fan. I know all your videos. My kid brother, too. 526 00:39:17,710 --> 00:39:19,660 We just want a photo. 527 00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:21,120 A photo each! 528 00:39:21,210 --> 00:39:24,160 Yeah. It'll only take a few seconds. 529 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,370 Then, we're gone. 530 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,040 No, she's calling that guy. 531 00:39:28,790 --> 00:39:32,160 Don't call your bodyguard. We're nice. 532 00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:34,580 - Patrick... - What? 533 00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:36,870 We just want a photo. 534 00:39:36,870 --> 00:39:38,870 I'm on a break. Don't shout. 535 00:39:38,870 --> 00:39:40,620 There's those creeps. 536 00:39:44,540 --> 00:39:46,040 What's your problem? 537 00:39:46,620 --> 00:39:49,160 She's convalescing. She needs to rest. 538 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,620 Leave her alone. Show some respect! 539 00:39:51,710 --> 00:39:53,370 Shut your mouth! 540 00:39:53,370 --> 00:39:55,160 We just want a photo! 541 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,790 We're doin' no harm! 542 00:39:56,790 --> 00:39:58,040 You're pissing her off. 543 00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,870 Her fault, she's famous! 544 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,160 Shut up! 545 00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:04,330 Stop throwing yogurt at us. It's a waste. 546 00:40:09,210 --> 00:40:11,120 Hi, I'm Magalie Moreau. 547 00:40:11,210 --> 00:40:13,830 Today, I'm testing the sewing machine. 548 00:40:21,580 --> 00:40:22,870 What did you do 549 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,870 with all those videos? 550 00:40:25,870 --> 00:40:30,000 Did you watch them or did you just enjoy making them? 551 00:40:32,290 --> 00:40:34,410 I put them in a shoe box. 552 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,330 Once I'd filmed a scene, 553 00:40:37,330 --> 00:40:39,370 it no longer interested me. 554 00:40:39,460 --> 00:40:42,080 It's like what I film these days. 555 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,660 It has no value. 556 00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:45,870 That's questionable. 557 00:40:45,870 --> 00:40:48,160 You've literally built an empire. 558 00:40:49,540 --> 00:40:52,040 I meant the sentimental value. 559 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,160 What about the monetary value? 560 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,830 I was just getting to it. 561 00:40:56,370 --> 00:40:59,160 How did professionalization come about? 562 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,790 How did you get to the next level? 563 00:41:01,790 --> 00:41:03,460 Professionalization? 564 00:41:05,790 --> 00:41:08,370 How can you use such damn boring words? 565 00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:12,160 Well, how did you go from a secretive little girl 566 00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:15,290 who put her videos in a shoe box 567 00:41:15,290 --> 00:41:19,120 to the rich and famous young woman you are today? 568 00:41:20,410 --> 00:41:22,540 Now listen, duchess. 569 00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:25,080 This is starting to bug me. 570 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,540 At 16, I became a young adult. 571 00:41:28,540 --> 00:41:32,040 An uncle gave me a smartphone for Christmas, 572 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,870 with an internet connection. 573 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:38,120 I joined all the forums and social media. 574 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:43,620 I invented a great alias, Megajugs. 575 00:41:43,620 --> 00:41:45,910 No need to explain why. 576 00:41:47,830 --> 00:41:49,040 Great! 577 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:53,120 And from then on, I started doing lots of videos. 578 00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:54,870 You know the rest. 579 00:41:54,870 --> 00:41:57,660 Thirty views, 500 views, 100 million views... 580 00:41:57,750 --> 00:42:01,040 Algorithms, monetization, sponsors, 581 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,410 all that shit... 582 00:42:02,410 --> 00:42:06,330 And I started earning a lot more money than my parents. 583 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,290 So, they kicked me out 584 00:42:09,290 --> 00:42:10,870 'cause I was insolent. 585 00:42:10,870 --> 00:42:14,410 I moved into a house that was much bigger than theirs. 586 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:18,000 And I started making videos all day long. 587 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,080 There. 588 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,790 I think I've told you everything. 589 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:26,330 We can stop there. OK? Are you happy now? 590 00:42:26,330 --> 00:42:31,660 No. We can't stop now. This is when it becomes interesting. 591 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,120 What? 592 00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:37,660 You should break for lunch now. 593 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,910 As you wish... 594 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,330 It's OK with me. 595 00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:49,290 It's funny... 596 00:42:49,290 --> 00:42:52,790 I always thought journalists were old and ugly... 597 00:42:53,370 --> 00:42:55,160 She's not bad, is she? 598 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,160 She's gross. 599 00:42:57,250 --> 00:42:58,330 A witch! 600 00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:02,910 Everyone will read her article. 601 00:43:02,910 --> 00:43:05,580 That slut will be famous 'cause of me. 602 00:43:05,580 --> 00:43:07,040 Makes me wanna puke. 603 00:43:11,620 --> 00:43:13,080 Enough already. 604 00:43:27,870 --> 00:43:29,410 Hi, it's Megajugs. 605 00:43:29,410 --> 00:43:34,040 Today, I'm testing the baseball bat at high speed, my sweeties. 606 00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:36,910 OK... 607 00:43:50,790 --> 00:43:52,910 OK. Subscribe. Bye. 608 00:43:52,910 --> 00:43:54,160 It's Megajugs. 609 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,040 Today, I'm testing the monster truck. 610 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,870 OK, let's go. 611 00:44:12,330 --> 00:44:13,330 OK... 612 00:44:13,910 --> 00:44:16,910 Don't forget to subscribe. Love ya, bye. 613 00:44:16,910 --> 00:44:18,120 It's Megajugs. 614 00:44:18,210 --> 00:44:20,120 I'm testing the washing machine. 615 00:44:22,710 --> 00:44:24,040 Go on. 616 00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,160 There. 617 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,660 Don't forget to subscribe. Love ya, bye. 618 00:44:39,370 --> 00:44:41,410 {\an8}WE'RE WITH YOU HURTS SO GOOD 619 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,460 The new video is out at midnight. Watch it. 620 00:44:54,410 --> 00:44:57,040 One thing intrigues me, Magalie. 621 00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:01,120 You achieved an incredible lifestyle 622 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:04,120 thanks to the success of your videos. 623 00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:07,870 You own properties all over the world. 624 00:45:07,870 --> 00:45:13,120 Some even say you bought a private island in Polynesia when you turned 25. 625 00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:15,040 I don't know if it's true. 626 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,120 What I'd like to understand 627 00:45:17,210 --> 00:45:21,830 is why you carried on mutilating yourself. You didn't need to. 628 00:45:22,580 --> 00:45:26,830 Is it just a basic addiction to money 629 00:45:26,830 --> 00:45:30,080 or is it for a more personal reason? 630 00:45:31,580 --> 00:45:34,960 No. It never occurred to me I might stop, that's all. 631 00:45:35,910 --> 00:45:39,040 According to the online statistics, 632 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,660 you've posted 633 00:45:40,790 --> 00:45:42,120 over 2,000 videos. 634 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,870 That's incredible. 635 00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:46,830 Is that true? 636 00:45:46,830 --> 00:45:47,910 I don't know. 637 00:45:47,910 --> 00:45:49,580 I didn't count them. 638 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:52,040 My videos last 10 seconds. 639 00:45:52,710 --> 00:45:56,410 So, if your statistics are correct, that makes... 640 00:45:57,290 --> 00:45:59,660 20,000 seconds. 641 00:45:59,750 --> 00:46:02,410 In 15 years, it's not... 642 00:46:02,410 --> 00:46:04,460 It's not that much. 643 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,460 Yes, if you put it like that. 644 00:46:09,290 --> 00:46:12,540 But the amount of videos says something else. 645 00:46:13,370 --> 00:46:16,080 I can't help thinking of your body. 646 00:46:16,660 --> 00:46:19,460 What? You're thinking of my body? 647 00:46:20,580 --> 00:46:24,410 You hurt yourself over 2,000 times on camera, 648 00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:26,080 sometimes seriously, 649 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:30,250 just to make content for social media. 650 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,410 So? 651 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:34,910 Did you never feel tired of it all? 652 00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:40,120 Mailmen deliver mail every day. 653 00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:44,210 Hi, it's Megajugs. Today, my sweeties, I'm testing fire. 654 00:46:50,210 --> 00:46:51,960 OK, let's go. 655 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:55,250 All jobs are repetitive. 656 00:46:56,750 --> 00:47:00,330 True, but you could've questioned your motives. 657 00:47:00,330 --> 00:47:05,080 Did you never wonder about the usefulness... 658 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:08,250 Forgive me, the relative usefulness of this activity? 659 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,830 - Think your job is more useful? - No. 660 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,580 I have doubts every day. 661 00:47:15,580 --> 00:47:18,120 Will people read my articles? 662 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:22,500 Am I offering society something truly beneficial? 663 00:47:23,410 --> 00:47:26,370 But I have to pay my rent every month. 664 00:47:26,460 --> 00:47:29,910 And I'm helping my mother who is very sick. 665 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,290 So, I have to work whereas you... 666 00:47:33,290 --> 00:47:35,040 My poor darling! 667 00:47:35,830 --> 00:47:37,250 Life's tough, huh? 668 00:47:38,790 --> 00:47:42,290 It's not the same for you, is it? 669 00:47:42,290 --> 00:47:45,660 We're here to talk about you, not me. 670 00:47:45,660 --> 00:47:47,790 No-one cares about me. 671 00:47:48,370 --> 00:47:49,660 That's true. 672 00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:53,580 Why do you go on mistreating your body? 673 00:47:53,580 --> 00:47:56,710 You've been free not to do it for so long. 674 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,830 Does your sick mother know 675 00:48:02,830 --> 00:48:06,460 you're blackmailing an artist to boost your career? 676 00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:08,790 Did you tell her? 677 00:48:10,210 --> 00:48:12,160 That's very interesting. 678 00:48:12,870 --> 00:48:15,120 You consider yourself an artist. 679 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,660 Let me concentrate on that. 680 00:48:18,660 --> 00:48:22,580 Is it for the love of art that you keep mutilating yourself? 681 00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:28,250 I use the word "artist" only because my activity requires no effort at all. 682 00:48:29,250 --> 00:48:31,160 So, why do you carry on? 683 00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:33,710 It's not mutilation. My body's fine. 684 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,620 It repairs itself naturally. 685 00:48:38,710 --> 00:48:40,410 Answer my question. 686 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,460 "Answer my question." 687 00:48:47,290 --> 00:48:51,620 Why do you carry on since you don't need any more money? 688 00:48:51,710 --> 00:48:54,160 "Answer my question." 689 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,790 I've had enough. 690 00:48:59,750 --> 00:49:01,330 You could stop now... 691 00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:05,620 and live normally. Why do you carry on? 692 00:49:05,710 --> 00:49:08,040 I'd like to understand. Tell me. 693 00:49:10,370 --> 00:49:13,960 Maybe it's because I hate myself. 694 00:49:14,460 --> 00:49:16,250 And I want to kill myself. 695 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,790 That'd be a great headline. 696 00:49:21,580 --> 00:49:23,290 People will click! 697 00:49:23,290 --> 00:49:25,660 I won't do that kind of thing. 698 00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:27,120 I'm fine. 699 00:49:27,210 --> 00:49:29,120 I love myself. 700 00:49:29,210 --> 00:49:32,870 I've seen a shrink for three years. I'm good as fuckin' new! 701 00:49:33,750 --> 00:49:37,330 Sorry, you're too late. Nothing to dig up here! 702 00:49:37,910 --> 00:49:40,120 What are you even looking for? 703 00:49:40,210 --> 00:49:42,370 It's a philosophical question. 704 00:49:42,370 --> 00:49:44,370 What drives you? 705 00:49:44,370 --> 00:49:47,910 That's what my readers are interested in. 706 00:49:47,910 --> 00:49:50,000 The readers don't care. 707 00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:52,040 I don't agree. 708 00:49:52,790 --> 00:49:55,210 Do you know our society? 709 00:49:56,500 --> 00:50:01,830 They'll read your article on the john. They'll have forgotten when they flush. 710 00:50:01,830 --> 00:50:05,870 You don't need any more money. Why do you carry on? 711 00:50:05,870 --> 00:50:07,830 Stop asking the same question. 712 00:50:08,410 --> 00:50:13,330 I spent 12 hours on a train to see you. I want to find some substance. 713 00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,620 You could have avoided a journey. 714 00:50:17,210 --> 00:50:20,290 And made a shit ton of money. 715 00:50:20,290 --> 00:50:22,830 Instead of repeating that question! 716 00:50:22,830 --> 00:50:27,120 I think it's a fundamental question. Magalie, try to answer it. 717 00:50:27,210 --> 00:50:29,040 Why do you carry on? 718 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,500 What makes you think I'll carry on? 719 00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:35,370 Even if you stopped tomorrow, 720 00:50:35,460 --> 00:50:39,580 why did you make all those videos all those years? 721 00:50:39,580 --> 00:50:43,000 Tell me that, then I'll leave you alone, I promise. 722 00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:45,660 What if there was no reason? 723 00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:48,290 There must be a reason. There always is. 724 00:50:48,290 --> 00:50:51,370 No, Little Miss Rational, sometimes there isn't. 725 00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:55,330 Did you know the universe is mainly made up of emptiness? 726 00:50:57,790 --> 00:50:59,410 No reason for that. 727 00:50:59,410 --> 00:51:01,710 I have lots of examples like that. 728 00:51:04,250 --> 00:51:06,040 Why do you resist? 729 00:51:06,870 --> 00:51:10,120 Why won't you confide in me? Is it so hard? 730 00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:13,910 Yes, it is. I keep telling you, but you don't listen. 731 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,580 I've rarely had such a fuckin' boring time. 732 00:51:17,580 --> 00:51:19,370 Pity you can't get over it. 733 00:51:19,460 --> 00:51:23,250 You could use this to your advantage instead of enduring it. 734 00:51:26,620 --> 00:51:31,000 Maybe my question scares you as you won't look reality in the face. 735 00:51:32,290 --> 00:51:34,830 I'm not scared one bit. 736 00:51:34,830 --> 00:51:38,910 Your question sucks. You and your job suck. 737 00:51:38,910 --> 00:51:41,160 Your questions suck. Your face sucks. 738 00:51:41,250 --> 00:51:43,080 Your sick mother sucks. 739 00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:46,160 You should leave her to die on her hospital bed. 740 00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:49,160 Go fuck yourself... sideways! 741 00:51:49,250 --> 00:51:51,330 Is that clear enough for you? 742 00:51:51,330 --> 00:51:52,460 OK. 743 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:04,120 Now I know why I never do interviews. 'Cause it's unbearable. 744 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:07,120 No, you're unbearable, Magalie. 745 00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,330 Keep your chin up. 746 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:11,870 At least I tried. 747 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,660 I answered all your questions bar one. 748 00:52:14,660 --> 00:52:15,870 We're quits. 749 00:52:15,870 --> 00:52:17,410 No, we're not. 750 00:52:17,410 --> 00:52:20,290 You didn't play the game. Your loss. 751 00:52:22,790 --> 00:52:25,410 Get lost, you witch! 752 00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:26,660 What? 753 00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:38,370 Don't you start lecturing me, too. 754 00:52:38,370 --> 00:52:41,910 Any idiot could do it. You just answer her dumb questions. 755 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,410 Why is it so complicated? Why are you so complicated? 756 00:52:45,410 --> 00:52:48,330 I don't want to talk about myself for ages 757 00:52:48,330 --> 00:52:50,910 or search the depths of my rotten soul 758 00:52:50,910 --> 00:52:54,410 to understand things I don't want to. It bugs me. 759 00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:56,830 OK. Well, great. It bugs you. 760 00:52:56,830 --> 00:52:59,160 I don't know why I do what I do. 761 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,160 I don't know 762 00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:01,330 and I don't care! 763 00:53:01,870 --> 00:53:04,120 - You'd rather go to jail? - Yeah! 764 00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,870 I don't give a flying fuck! Let's go. 765 00:53:09,460 --> 00:53:11,370 How does it open, you fat pig? 766 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,160 I never should've said yes. 767 00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:20,540 You were scared 768 00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:22,330 of that slut's threats. 769 00:53:22,330 --> 00:53:25,290 Screw her and her sick mother! 770 00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:31,410 Wait, did you think about me? You're not alone in this! 771 00:53:31,410 --> 00:53:33,120 Everything pisses me off. 772 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:35,120 What am I even doing here? 773 00:53:35,210 --> 00:53:37,210 I don't care. I'll go to jail. 774 00:53:37,830 --> 00:53:41,080 Are you listening? Have you thought about me? 775 00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:44,870 You'll go to jail, too. You'll come with me. You deserve it! 776 00:53:49,620 --> 00:53:51,660 At least call her and apologize. 777 00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:57,370 Just text her, "Sorry, I messed up. 778 00:53:57,460 --> 00:53:59,540 "Can we meet up again?" 779 00:53:59,540 --> 00:54:01,290 Be nice, make up for it. 780 00:54:01,290 --> 00:54:03,330 I do what I like, OK? 781 00:54:03,330 --> 00:54:04,710 I decide. 782 00:54:05,290 --> 00:54:07,870 And now I want to be alone in my chalet. 783 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,040 - Sorry? - Yes. 784 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,040 So, give me the keys. 785 00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:15,250 Go on, have them. 786 00:54:21,830 --> 00:54:22,910 I warn you, 787 00:54:22,910 --> 00:54:24,790 you better put things right! 788 00:54:33,660 --> 00:54:35,040 - There. - Thanks. 789 00:54:56,250 --> 00:55:01,330 THE PIANO ACCIDENT 790 00:55:53,330 --> 00:55:54,750 It's out of tune. 791 00:55:57,330 --> 00:55:59,000 OK? Can we do it? 792 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:01,000 Yeah, OK. 793 00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:10,620 OK! 794 00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:27,370 Oh, I forgot to tell you. 795 00:56:28,330 --> 00:56:32,040 The first-aiders won't be here for about an hour. 796 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:33,250 An hour? 797 00:56:34,460 --> 00:56:36,660 Sorry. They're useless. 798 00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:39,410 Well, I'm not waiting an hour. 799 00:56:40,660 --> 00:56:42,660 We have to, for the insurance. 800 00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:45,290 I'm not waiting in this shithole. 801 00:56:45,290 --> 00:56:48,250 I'll pay if there's a problem. I'm not waiting. 802 00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:53,080 That's about six meters. 803 00:56:54,460 --> 00:56:56,250 That's good, right? 804 00:56:57,870 --> 00:56:59,120 I don't know. 805 00:57:08,790 --> 00:57:10,790 No, it's not high enough. 806 00:57:10,790 --> 00:57:14,120 You can't see the danger, it looks fake. Higher. 807 00:57:14,210 --> 00:57:15,580 Up to you. 808 00:57:15,580 --> 00:57:16,750 Go on, higher. 809 00:57:26,330 --> 00:57:28,120 Hang on, don't move. 810 00:57:28,210 --> 00:57:30,870 Not that. I hate that stuff. 811 00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,500 - But you had... - It's a pain. Look. 812 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,870 - See? - Yeah. 813 00:57:35,870 --> 00:57:37,620 Sorry, I won't do it again. 814 00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:39,330 I'm not a doll. 815 00:57:39,330 --> 00:57:41,870 It's just that your hair's sticking up. 816 00:57:41,870 --> 00:57:43,250 Well, I don't care. 817 00:57:45,330 --> 00:57:46,910 Alright, sorry. 818 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,710 That's 10 meters. I won't go any higher. 819 00:57:51,370 --> 00:57:52,830 I want it higher. 820 00:57:54,250 --> 00:57:55,460 I'll talk to him. 821 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,120 Excuse me. 822 00:58:05,210 --> 00:58:07,830 Could you raise the piano a bit higher? 823 00:58:07,830 --> 00:58:09,410 Just a bit. 824 00:58:09,410 --> 00:58:12,160 No, a gust of wind could damage my crane. 825 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:15,250 I can't risk it. That's the maximum. Sorry. 826 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,000 He won't. 827 00:58:20,290 --> 00:58:21,370 That's it. 828 00:58:21,370 --> 00:58:24,370 I don't want to damage my gear. I decide. 829 00:58:24,370 --> 00:58:25,790 Take it or leave it. 830 00:58:26,790 --> 00:58:30,330 I can buy you 50 new cranes. Don't worry. 831 00:58:30,330 --> 00:58:32,120 Do as you're asked. 832 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:35,080 What difference does it make? 833 00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:38,910 I want to film something sensational! That's not! 834 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,910 It'll break your legs, whatever the height. 835 00:58:42,870 --> 00:58:45,160 I'm creating a movie here, you jerk! 836 00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:46,660 What do you know? 837 00:58:46,750 --> 00:58:48,870 Screw your movie... 838 00:58:48,870 --> 00:58:50,370 Steven Spielberg! 839 00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:52,830 I don't wanna damage my gear for you. 840 00:58:53,620 --> 00:58:55,120 Who's Steven Spielberg? 841 00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,290 He used to make movies, I think. 842 00:58:57,290 --> 00:58:59,040 I won't go any higher. 843 00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:01,160 If you don't like it, I'll go. 844 00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:03,160 You win. I'll double your pay. 845 00:59:03,250 --> 00:59:06,080 Entertain me! Impress me. Higher. 846 00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:07,160 Yeah, right! 847 00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,870 Take that! You think you can buy people? 848 00:59:10,540 --> 00:59:13,160 'Course you can. Is that a problem? 849 00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:15,120 Go fuck yourself. 850 00:59:15,210 --> 00:59:16,620 I won't go higher. 851 00:59:16,710 --> 00:59:19,660 How's that for an answer? Is it clear enough? 852 00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:21,620 Who is this guy? 853 00:59:21,620 --> 00:59:24,370 Shitty technician! You go fuck yourself! 854 00:59:37,790 --> 00:59:38,960 Mag! 855 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,540 Did I film it? 856 00:59:50,210 --> 00:59:51,870 We have a big problem. 857 00:59:51,870 --> 00:59:54,370 Oh, shit! I didn't film it? 858 00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:58,080 Wendy's dead. 859 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:02,290 Who's Wendy? 860 01:00:03,790 --> 01:00:04,960 The hair stylist. 861 01:00:05,580 --> 01:00:07,370 She's dead under the piano. 862 01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:09,160 Oh... 863 01:00:10,790 --> 01:00:13,040 I'm sorry. It's terrible. 864 01:00:15,330 --> 01:00:16,540 Shit. 865 01:00:17,660 --> 01:00:20,500 No, don't move. Stay as you are. 866 01:00:21,330 --> 01:00:25,330 Patrick, how many times have I said I don't need a stylist? 867 01:00:28,210 --> 01:00:29,290 You could've died. 868 01:00:29,290 --> 01:00:31,120 It's a miracle you didn't. 869 01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:35,120 We're in deep shit, Mag. 870 01:00:35,710 --> 01:00:38,870 We didn't stick to the safety protocol. 871 01:00:38,870 --> 01:00:40,580 It'll cost you a fortune. 872 01:00:40,580 --> 01:00:42,580 I know what we'll do. 873 01:00:42,580 --> 01:00:43,750 What? 874 01:00:44,620 --> 01:00:45,620 Bury her. 875 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,660 We'll say she was never here. 876 01:00:50,660 --> 01:00:52,370 It's that simple. 877 01:00:52,460 --> 01:00:55,040 I'm not going to jail for a stylist, Patrick. 878 01:00:55,870 --> 01:00:58,370 You won't. We'll say it was an accident. 879 01:00:59,460 --> 01:01:00,500 Do you love me? 880 01:01:01,620 --> 01:01:02,910 Of course... 881 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,580 So, let's bury her. 882 01:01:04,580 --> 01:01:05,910 You bury her. 883 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,290 Look, this place is a desert. 884 01:01:08,290 --> 01:01:10,790 No-one will find her, trust me. 885 01:01:10,790 --> 01:01:13,080 Get rid of her body. 886 01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:14,330 It's an order. 887 01:01:14,330 --> 01:01:15,540 Do it. 888 01:01:19,460 --> 01:01:21,120 But there's a witness. 889 01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,540 That's nothing. I'll deal with him. 890 01:01:25,370 --> 01:01:26,410 Mr Crane Guy! 891 01:01:28,790 --> 01:01:31,460 Wanna make 500 grand without doing anything? 892 01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:52,000 Yes? 893 01:01:52,870 --> 01:01:54,830 I apologize, Simone, 894 01:01:54,830 --> 01:01:58,080 for what just happened. I'm really sorry. 895 01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:01,330 You're not. You don't know the meaning of the word. 896 01:02:01,330 --> 01:02:02,620 I am... 897 01:02:03,290 --> 01:02:05,660 I shouldn't have behaved like that. 898 01:02:05,750 --> 01:02:07,870 You don't deserve such scorn. 899 01:02:07,870 --> 01:02:09,330 I was horrible. 900 01:02:09,910 --> 01:02:11,370 I could kick myself. 901 01:02:11,370 --> 01:02:14,620 You're not rooted in reality. That's your problem. 902 01:02:14,710 --> 01:02:16,790 You can't communicate any more. 903 01:02:17,290 --> 01:02:19,410 It's not really your fault. 904 01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:23,160 But it's a pity. We could have done something great. 905 01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:26,370 We still can. I'll make an effort. 906 01:02:26,370 --> 01:02:27,410 Too late. 907 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:30,660 I'm leaving early to look after my mother. 908 01:02:30,750 --> 01:02:32,830 You should have tried earlier. 909 01:02:32,830 --> 01:02:35,160 You went too far. I'm sorry. 910 01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:38,410 I know you don't want to answer my questions. 911 01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:40,460 You just want to save your ass. 912 01:02:42,660 --> 01:02:45,160 No, all that made me 913 01:02:45,250 --> 01:02:46,750 think very hard. 914 01:02:47,620 --> 01:02:50,660 I even fired my PA. 915 01:02:50,750 --> 01:02:53,330 He was terribly toxic. 916 01:02:54,330 --> 01:02:55,660 He's the one... 917 01:02:57,580 --> 01:02:58,870 who made me hide 918 01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:00,870 the truth about the accident. 919 01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,330 Your manipulation is pathetic. 920 01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:05,620 I beg you! 921 01:03:05,710 --> 01:03:07,210 I really need to talk. 922 01:03:08,370 --> 01:03:09,620 Forgive me. 923 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,620 We could meet in my chalet. 924 01:03:12,620 --> 01:03:13,790 I'm all alone. 925 01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:17,870 Now you're the one who seems to want to sleep with me. 926 01:03:17,870 --> 01:03:21,160 No! I promise you I don't. It's because... 927 01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:23,160 it's quiet here. 928 01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:27,080 I can pour my heart out. You'll do a great interview. 929 01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:29,540 Cut it out. It's not working. 930 01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:31,910 I know you despise me, deep down. 931 01:03:31,910 --> 01:03:35,330 I don't want to, now. You're a horrible person. 932 01:03:35,330 --> 01:03:39,210 You deserve what's coming to you. Leave me alone. 933 01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:41,460 The bitch! 934 01:04:23,540 --> 01:04:25,710 CHAINSAW 3 BILLION VIEWS 935 01:04:28,460 --> 01:04:30,960 REMEMBER TO DO THE COMSHOPPY VIDEO 936 01:05:20,210 --> 01:05:21,910 We could be an item. 937 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:26,160 Bullshit. You have a wedding ring. 938 01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:27,540 Oh, my wife! 939 01:05:28,580 --> 01:05:31,330 Forget it. I've had enough. 940 01:05:31,330 --> 01:05:34,080 You only say that 'cause you're drunk. 941 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,370 Look at all this! 942 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:41,160 It's for you! 943 01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:43,910 I pity you, but come on! 944 01:06:18,710 --> 01:06:20,160 'Evening. 945 01:06:21,750 --> 01:06:24,830 This is for a journalist friend who's here. 946 01:06:24,830 --> 01:06:26,370 The nice journalist. 947 01:06:26,460 --> 01:06:27,620 Yes. 948 01:06:27,710 --> 01:06:29,120 Very nice, yes. 949 01:06:29,210 --> 01:06:31,250 Should we take them up to her? 950 01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:35,410 She's a close friend. I want to give them to her myself. 951 01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:36,710 Got her room number? 952 01:06:38,210 --> 01:06:41,580 Yes, it's... number 31. 953 01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:42,870 That way. 954 01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:44,960 - Thanks. - Have a good evening. 955 01:07:08,830 --> 01:07:11,580 It's not mutilation. My body's fine. 956 01:07:12,290 --> 01:07:14,870 It repairs itself naturally. 957 01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:16,830 Answer my question. 958 01:07:16,830 --> 01:07:18,540 "Answer my question." 959 01:07:36,790 --> 01:07:39,910 So, I'm horrible? That's what you said. 960 01:07:42,540 --> 01:07:44,120 I'm sorry. 961 01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:45,660 Don't be. You're right 962 01:07:45,750 --> 01:07:48,620 to think that. Say so. I'm horrible! 963 01:07:48,620 --> 01:07:50,540 - No... - Yes! 964 01:07:50,540 --> 01:07:53,580 Know what? So are you, you know? 965 01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:57,080 The thing is, 966 01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:59,790 that's just human nature. 967 01:07:59,790 --> 01:08:03,040 We're all horrible human shits on this planet. 968 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:04,620 It's not my fault. 969 01:08:04,710 --> 01:08:06,410 You're right. 970 01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:08,580 Yes, I am right. 971 01:08:10,660 --> 01:08:12,040 Say you're horrible. 972 01:08:13,290 --> 01:08:14,620 I'm horrible. 973 01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:17,910 - Do you mean it? - Yes. 974 01:08:17,910 --> 01:08:20,710 - So, say it again. - I'm horrible. Horrible! 975 01:08:21,330 --> 01:08:25,370 Good. So, now we'll play a game, OK? 976 01:08:25,370 --> 01:08:26,910 I'm the journalist. 977 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,620 I'll ask a question, you have to answer. 978 01:08:29,710 --> 01:08:33,870 But be very careful 'cause there's a trap. 979 01:08:33,870 --> 01:08:36,330 - Ready? - Don't threaten me. 980 01:08:36,330 --> 01:08:38,660 Shut up. I decide now. 981 01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:40,410 So, Simone... 982 01:08:42,790 --> 01:08:46,580 Which of us is the most horrible, do you think? 983 01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:48,540 Please, don't hurt me. 984 01:08:48,540 --> 01:08:49,790 Answer me. 985 01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:52,460 Well... 986 01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:55,000 Answer my question, Simone. 987 01:08:55,580 --> 01:08:57,660 Answer my question. 988 01:08:58,210 --> 01:09:01,830 See what a pain it is when you don't want to answer! 989 01:09:01,830 --> 01:09:03,410 It is a pain, yes. 990 01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:06,120 So, answer my question. 991 01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:08,710 Which of us is the worst, do you think? 992 01:09:10,750 --> 01:09:12,830 I don't know. I don't think... 993 01:09:12,830 --> 01:09:16,580 Answer my question. It's the last 10 seconds of your life. 994 01:09:17,460 --> 01:09:19,370 Try to shine a bit 995 01:09:19,370 --> 01:09:23,160 and tell me which of us is the most horrible. 996 01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,250 Me. 997 01:09:28,370 --> 01:09:29,500 No. 998 01:09:30,540 --> 01:09:32,580 Wrong answer, Simone. 999 01:09:33,790 --> 01:09:37,620 I am. I tried to blackmail you, I took advantage... 1000 01:09:37,710 --> 01:09:38,910 Shut up! 1001 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,040 Listen to me. 1002 01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,120 I'm the worst. 1003 01:09:43,210 --> 01:09:44,790 By a long way. 1004 01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:48,410 I assure you, you don't come anywhere close. 1005 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,580 I'm a world-class piece of shit. 1006 01:09:52,290 --> 01:09:54,660 But at least I'm honest. 1007 01:09:54,660 --> 01:09:57,370 I don't pretend to be a good person. 1008 01:09:57,460 --> 01:09:59,790 I embrace all the horror inside me. 1009 01:09:59,790 --> 01:10:03,580 I roll in it all day long like a pig and I love it! 1010 01:10:04,330 --> 01:10:05,410 See? 1011 01:10:05,410 --> 01:10:09,120 Yes, but you should have said that earlier on. 1012 01:10:09,210 --> 01:10:12,160 It's an excellent answer to my last question. 1013 01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:15,330 You carry on making your videos 1014 01:10:15,330 --> 01:10:17,660 because you decided 1015 01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:20,660 to accept all the horror inside you. 1016 01:10:20,750 --> 01:10:23,620 That's very coherent. It's a great answer. 1017 01:10:23,710 --> 01:10:24,750 I don't care. 1018 01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:28,080 We can even resume the interview. 1019 01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:29,870 Wouldn't that be great? 1020 01:10:29,870 --> 01:10:32,120 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 1021 01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:33,330 That would be great! 1022 01:10:34,210 --> 01:10:35,540 Good idea! 1023 01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:39,160 Should've thought of that sooner, before you die! 1024 01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:22,290 Hey, wait! 1025 01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:26,160 Sorry. 1026 01:11:26,750 --> 01:11:28,410 But I... 1027 01:11:30,870 --> 01:11:32,080 Excuse me. 1028 01:11:33,710 --> 01:11:35,080 I... 1029 01:11:37,210 --> 01:11:38,660 I never do this. 1030 01:11:38,750 --> 01:11:41,830 It's not my thing. I know it's crass, but... 1031 01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:44,910 I love your shtick. 1032 01:11:44,910 --> 01:11:47,620 I've followed you for ages. I'm a big fan. 1033 01:11:48,540 --> 01:11:50,660 Mind doing a photo with me? 1034 01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:54,370 How do you know it's me? 1035 01:11:54,370 --> 01:11:58,370 I recognized your amazing eyes and your voice, of course. 1036 01:11:58,460 --> 01:12:01,210 Oh, it's incredible to see you here! 1037 01:12:01,790 --> 01:12:03,000 May I? 1038 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:07,580 Great, thanks! So nice! 1039 01:12:07,580 --> 01:12:08,790 I'll be quick. 1040 01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:11,660 Can you take off the hood? 1041 01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:13,370 So we see your braces. 1042 01:12:13,460 --> 01:12:16,120 Or my friends won't believe me. Sorry. 1043 01:12:19,290 --> 01:12:21,000 Super! Perfect! 1044 01:12:24,370 --> 01:12:26,250 You're so pretty. Unreal! 1045 01:12:26,790 --> 01:12:28,370 Thanks, that's great. 1046 01:12:28,370 --> 01:12:29,910 Wonderful! 1047 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,580 Here goes... 1048 01:12:31,580 --> 01:12:32,870 1... 1049 01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:33,960 2... 1050 01:12:47,210 --> 01:12:49,000 I'm really sorry. 1051 01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:50,660 Sorry... 1052 01:13:10,580 --> 01:13:13,960 I'm stupid! Stupid, stupid... 1053 01:13:26,710 --> 01:13:28,080 What? 1054 01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:30,330 I've really screwed up! 1055 01:13:30,330 --> 01:13:33,080 I've screwed up big time! 1056 01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:35,040 I tried to fix the situation, 1057 01:13:35,710 --> 01:13:38,080 but I made it 1,000 times worse. 1058 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:42,080 You gotta help me. So, go right now, you worm, 1059 01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:43,830 to the journalist's hotel 1060 01:13:43,830 --> 01:13:46,580 to see if there are any security cameras. 1061 01:13:46,580 --> 01:13:48,160 It's very important. 1062 01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:51,040 No, actually, I won't. 1063 01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:53,330 I'm done with your schemes. 1064 01:13:53,330 --> 01:13:55,290 Yeah, I buried Wendy. 1065 01:13:55,290 --> 01:13:58,330 Yeah, that's true, I did. 1066 01:13:58,330 --> 01:14:01,410 But that was your idea, see? 1067 01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:05,330 So, my sentence will be shorter than yours. I don't care 1068 01:14:05,330 --> 01:14:06,620 because anyway, 1069 01:14:06,710 --> 01:14:10,080 I'm not scared. I've covered you often enough. 1070 01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:12,660 Get off my fuckin' back! Leave me alone. 1071 01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:18,370 Who's Wendy? 1072 01:14:26,870 --> 01:14:28,620 Who is Wendy? 1073 01:14:31,540 --> 01:14:32,750 A hair stylist. 1074 01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:35,710 You buried a hair stylist? 1075 01:14:36,410 --> 01:14:38,250 Yeah, it wasn't my idea. 1076 01:14:47,330 --> 01:14:49,710 You forgot your boots. Do you want them? 1077 01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:53,330 Silly me. 1078 01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:56,460 - Yes, please. - OK, I'm coming. 1079 01:15:09,540 --> 01:15:11,040 - Here. - Thanks. 1080 01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:12,330 I'm sorry. 1081 01:15:19,660 --> 01:15:21,660 - Police, hello. - Yes, hello. 1082 01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:24,120 I just neutralized a bald 40-year-old man 1083 01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:26,330 who says he buried a hair stylist. 1084 01:15:27,210 --> 01:15:28,460 How's that? 1085 01:15:29,250 --> 01:15:31,160 Hang on... Yeah, that's good. 1086 01:15:31,250 --> 01:15:33,000 - Am I in it? - Yeah, go on. 1087 01:15:40,830 --> 01:15:44,290 Just you wait, we'll get on fine! You're gonna love me! 1088 01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:48,580 It's a crazy place, isn't it? Hang on. 1089 01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,410 Where are we? 1090 01:15:51,410 --> 01:15:52,540 Where? 1091 01:15:52,540 --> 01:15:54,160 Check out this chalet! 1092 01:15:55,660 --> 01:15:56,830 It's classy, huh? 1093 01:15:57,410 --> 01:15:58,910 It's crazy! 1094 01:15:58,910 --> 01:16:00,660 She's so fuckin' hot! 1095 01:16:01,870 --> 01:16:04,330 Looking at her makes my eyes burn. 1096 01:16:05,250 --> 01:16:06,910 Look at her tits. 1097 01:16:06,910 --> 01:16:08,910 Look at the size of 'em! 1098 01:16:09,460 --> 01:16:11,410 Seriously, look! 1099 01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:13,120 Fuckin' colossal! 1100 01:16:14,750 --> 01:16:16,660 It's 'cause it's a big photo. 1101 01:16:16,750 --> 01:16:19,660 I dunno... No! 1102 01:16:19,750 --> 01:16:21,910 I'm virtually in love. 1103 01:16:21,910 --> 01:16:23,660 Unreal. 1104 01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:26,750 Look. Even her braces are sexy. 1105 01:16:27,620 --> 01:16:30,000 No, they're gross. 1106 01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:33,410 Food gets stuck in them. 1107 01:16:33,410 --> 01:16:34,870 What do you know? 1108 01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:36,370 It's well-known. 1109 01:16:36,460 --> 01:16:39,580 Who gives a fuck? There's no food in 'em. 1110 01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:42,710 Kissing metal is gross! 1111 01:16:44,790 --> 01:16:46,120 Come here. 1112 01:16:47,460 --> 01:16:48,580 Thanks. 1113 01:16:58,290 --> 01:16:59,540 Hear that? 1114 01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:02,210 Fuck! 1115 01:17:04,750 --> 01:17:05,830 What's that? 1116 01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:20,540 Shit. 1117 01:17:27,710 --> 01:17:28,910 Shit! 1118 01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:54,910 Fuck, she's in a panic. 1119 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,620 - Is she? - Yeah. 1120 01:17:58,370 --> 01:18:00,120 She's crying. 1121 01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:01,410 Poor thing. 1122 01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:02,620 Now what? 1123 01:18:03,620 --> 01:18:05,790 Wanna console her, fool? We wait. 1124 01:18:14,210 --> 01:18:16,620 You look so like Dad in the dark. 1125 01:18:17,830 --> 01:18:20,040 I never noticed before. 1126 01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:21,330 What? 1127 01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:23,910 You look like him. 1128 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:26,790 I don't wanna look like that scumbag. 1129 01:18:28,210 --> 01:18:29,540 You can't help it. 1130 01:18:31,410 --> 01:18:33,080 So, stop looking at me! 1131 01:18:35,290 --> 01:18:36,620 What's she doing? 1132 01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:55,830 See her? What's she doing? 1133 01:18:55,830 --> 01:18:57,160 Stop asking questions! 1134 01:18:57,160 --> 01:19:00,370 Want me to hit you like Dad? Just shut your mouth! 1135 01:19:28,370 --> 01:19:29,500 Hi. 1136 01:19:30,750 --> 01:19:32,460 I'm Magalie Moreau. 1137 01:19:33,710 --> 01:19:36,160 Wow, she's doing a video. 1138 01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:38,330 - What? - I swear. 1139 01:19:38,330 --> 01:19:40,500 She's doing a video in front of us! 1140 01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:42,250 Hi. 1141 01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:44,790 I'm Magalie Moreau. 1142 01:19:45,580 --> 01:19:46,830 And today... 1143 01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:49,330 Are you sure? 1144 01:19:49,330 --> 01:19:51,330 She's filming herself. Look! 1145 01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:56,540 - Crazy! - You moron! 1146 01:19:59,960 --> 01:20:02,660 I saw your shitty scooter outside! 1147 01:20:02,660 --> 01:20:04,370 Think I'm stupid? 1148 01:20:04,370 --> 01:20:07,120 You've got 10 seconds to get out, OK? 1149 01:20:07,210 --> 01:20:09,620 Or I'll rip out your eyes and make you eat 'em! 1150 01:20:09,620 --> 01:20:11,210 I'm serious! 1151 01:20:29,370 --> 01:20:31,410 We're sorry, the door was open. 1152 01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:33,660 We weren't thinking. 1153 01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:35,790 We didn't steal anything. 1154 01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:38,250 - We just wanted to look around. - Yeah. 1155 01:20:38,830 --> 01:20:40,830 We're sorry. Forgive us. 1156 01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:54,500 You still won't do a photo with us? 1157 01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:00,910 Are you OK? You don't look well. 1158 01:21:06,410 --> 01:21:08,120 Let's just do the photo. 1159 01:21:20,540 --> 01:21:22,160 Great, thanks! 1160 01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:24,290 Thanks! Bye! 1161 01:21:24,290 --> 01:21:25,580 See ya! 1162 01:21:42,250 --> 01:21:43,370 Hi. 1163 01:21:43,370 --> 01:21:46,080 I'm Magalie Moreau. Today I'm testing 1164 01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:47,620 the hangman's rope. 1165 01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:50,620 This video is sponsored by ComShoppy. 1166 01:21:50,620 --> 01:21:53,830 ComShoppy is a great app which lets you protect 1167 01:21:53,830 --> 01:21:55,580 all your online content. 1168 01:21:55,580 --> 01:21:58,370 With ComShoppy, for just 14 euros a month, 1169 01:21:58,370 --> 01:22:02,120 your photos will never be pirated or used by someone else. 1170 01:22:02,710 --> 01:22:07,500 And you get to keep full monetary control. 1171 01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:12,080 Because that's all that counts nowadays: 1172 01:22:12,580 --> 01:22:13,660 money. 1173 01:22:14,370 --> 01:22:15,540 Bye. 1174 01:22:22,710 --> 01:22:24,710 MEGAJUGS A BLEEDING HEART 1175 01:24:13,540 --> 01:24:17,870 THE PIANO ACCIDENT 80991

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