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There.
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I'm really sorry.
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I hope...
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you'll be reincarnated as something better than a bird.
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See you.
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Come on.
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It's not the chalet I saw.
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Of course it is.
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I don't recognize it.
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I didn't change it. Think I'm stupid?
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Come see. It's a killer!
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Here.
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Poor darling, didn't you sleep in the chopper?
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Oh, shit.
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The pilot asked me to leave a comment on his profile.
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I forgot.
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Really?
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Since when do pilots ask for that?
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He was really nice. I promised.
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Will you do it?
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Sure.
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No problem. What should I put?
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Really nice pilot? Pleasant pilot?
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I don't care. Something positive.
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OK, I'll deal with it.
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It's the wrong yogurt.
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It tastes weird.
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Really?
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You got the wrong brand.
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Well, I'm sorry. I'll be more careful next time.
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I'll eat it 'cause I'm hungry, but it's not right.
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What's this?
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It came yesterday.
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It's for the chainsaw video.
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- We can throw it away. - No.
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Not bad. We'll keep it.
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Do you still need me tonight?
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You may go.
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But is it OK?
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Do you like this place?
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I'll tell you tomorrow.
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I'll let you eat in peace.
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Get some rest.
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So, you're resting?
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No, she is.
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I'm not on vacation.
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I have lots to deal with. I have to answer everyone.
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It's hell.
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Do you think I'm here to chill?
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You could have done all that at home.
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No...
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You know what it's like.
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I have to be here to see things with her
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each and every day.
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I have to motivate her. She says she wants to quit.
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So?
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If she wants to quit, let her.
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What do I do?
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Become unemployed? Great!
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Well, you could find something else.
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It's been 10 years. Aren't you sick of it?
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Sick of earning so much? No, sorry.
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We do nothing. You're always with her.
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Magalie wants this, wants that, isn't happy.
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Magalie, Magalie... I'm fucking sick of it!
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You see her more than your own kids.
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Do you realize that?
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Are you listening?
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Something weird. Call you back.
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Now what?
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A work email I gotta reply to.
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I'll call you back, honey.
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Bye.
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Mag, are you sleeping?
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Have you lost your mind?
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Sorry, it's important.
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I don't care!
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You don't come in and whisper things.
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Are you insane?
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Mag, I promise it's bad.
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Get out of my room.
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OK, sorry.
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Shit!
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Does the name Herzog mean anything to you?
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Patrick,
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just spit it out. Don't play stupid games!
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Who's Herzog?
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Dimitri Herzog, crane guy.
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He screwed up. The fool told his sister.
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His sister?
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He has a sister.
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- Said what? - Everything.
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Everything.
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She's trying to contact you.
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She messaged me last night.
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And she's a journalist.
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Are you starting to get it?
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What does it matter he told his sister?
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Read it.
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It's full of typos.
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Who cares? You do them, too.
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Look, read it to the end.
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It's blackmail.
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No kidding!
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Is that all?
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She doesn't want money. So, what does the slut want?
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That's the problem. I don't know what she wants.
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Did you call her before bugging me?
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She won't tell me a thing. She'll only talk to you.
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No. Fuck that.
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Hello, Simone. It's Magalie.
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You sent an email to Mr Balandras, my PA,
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about the piano accident.
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I didn't understand everything due to the syntax errors,
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but I'm available to talk about it with you.
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I'm currently in the mountains
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in my new home for an indeterminate period.
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You can call me back on this number if you wish.
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Talk to you soon, I hope, Mrs Simone. Goodbye.
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Fuckin' slut!
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You know what?
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You may be right about the mistakes.
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- Why? - Maybe she meant the opposite.
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Maybe she just wants money.
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- She can shove it up her ass. - No, no. This is serious.
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We risk life imprisonment, remember that!
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Life imprisonment. It's serious shit!
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OK, I'm going back to bed.
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Don't you get it? How are you so calm?
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What if she calls when you're asleep?
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I'll call her back.
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Relax. We'll handle it, OK?
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Take a tablet, you're stressed out!
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SIMONE HERZOG JOURNALIST
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PRESS 2023
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They ask where their dad is, but otherwise OK.
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Can't you tell them I'm away for work?
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To buy them their shitty clothes and food.
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They'll think I'm a jerk who's abandoned his family.
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They know you're a jerk, Patrick.
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Great joke. Thanks!
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No, they're fine. Relax.
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Mathieu was thrown out of his pony club.
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Otherwise, OK.
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Good. You know what I think.
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Ponies aren't for boys. Sorry!
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Hey...
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- Look who's here. - Hi.
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Shit! I didn't realize you had a big neck brace.
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How horrible, hon.
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It's nothing. I'll survive, don't worry.
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She's robust, you know.
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- The chalet is crazy. You pleased? - Yeah.
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I haven't really gotten used to it.
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I could get used to it pretty fast!
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How big is it? At least 300 square meters?
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We got something urgent to do, hon.
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So, I have to borrow your man and hang up.
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Let's finish our conversation...
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OK, it's 500 square meters.
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Bye.
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Patrick, I know what she wants.
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That was rude!
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You can call her back. Listen.
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I've thought about it and I know what she wants.
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Wanna know?
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- She wants money. It's simple. - No!
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She wants to sleep with me.
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Sorry?
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I saw photos of her online. She's one ugly cow!
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She's just a poor fan who wants a relationship with me.
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You hung up on my wife to tell me something so dumb?
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I read her message. It's a meaningless string of words.
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She's bound to be a psychopath.
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Your reasoning is: She writes badly,
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so she wants to sleep with you?
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Yes.
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Look, she wants money.
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You're loaded. She wants paying off.
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- You call her again? - No.
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What is it?
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- What is it? - I don't know.
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She's there! Look, it's her!
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See, it is her! I'm not stupid.
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- Why's she here? - How should I know?
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Open up! Open up!
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- For two minutes! - Can we talk?
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- Open up. - Please!
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- Five minutes! - Let's talk.
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Open up for two minutes.
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Who are those morons?
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The big one followed me earlier.
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He recognized me and followed me.
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Crazy not to wear a hood!
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Don't tell me I'm crazy!
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You go looking for trouble.
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What do you want?
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How dare you?
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Scram before I beat you up!
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It's private property!
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We can do what we like. Who are you?
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- Jerk! - Look at him!
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Think that's funny?
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You little fuckers!
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What?
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'Evening.
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Is it you, Simone?
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Yes.
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And?
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Well, I...
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What do you want?
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It's not easy. I feel intimidated.
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I'm sorry.
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Should I call you later?
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It's nothing. It's my dog.
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My dog just came into the room. Go ahead.
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- I'm listening. - OK.
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First of all, I've never blackmailed anyone before.
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It's the first time.
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I'm a very honest person. And I must admit
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I'm pretty uncomfortable in this situation.
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Poor thing!
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You're uncomfortable with blackmail?
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Are you shitting me?
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No, I'm sincere. I understand you're being defensive,
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but you'll soon see that I mean well.
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It's very light blackmail.
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Very positive...
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Look, cut the crap
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with positive blackmail and fake explanations.
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So, what do you want?
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Magalie, you don't want the public or the media to find out
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what really happened the day of the piano accident.
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Right?
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Right! That's why I gave 500 grand to your dumb brother:
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to shut him up.
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Yes, I know.
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I'm sorry, my brother is extremely fragile.
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The accident traumatized him
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and he was unable to keep this secret to himself,
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so he needed to confide in me.
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But I promise he didn't speak to anyone else.
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My brother has no intention of harming you.
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He's extremely grateful for all the money you gave him.
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It has truly changed his life.
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Because he had big financial and personal issues...
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I don't care about your retard brother!
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So, spit it out. What do you want?
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Sorry, I'm intimidated.
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Listen, Simone, I'll save us both time.
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I know what you want.
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You want to meet me?
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Yes, that's true.
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I knew it!
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I felt it. I'm a genius.
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You want to meet me because you want to sleep with me.
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Sorry?
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I know I'm desirable,
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that girls like me. It's not a problem.
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I'm used to being in demand.
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I know I'm fuckable.
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You want to meet me because you want a relationship with me.
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No. Sorry if I let you think that.
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You're very pretty. Don't get me wrong, but that's not it.
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I do want to meet you, but it's for something else.
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Are you there?
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I'm listening.
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I know you've always refused to be in the media,
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you've never given an interview to anyone in your life.
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I want to be the first to interview you.
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I've been doing this for 25 years, so I'm a real professional.
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And I promise I won't mention your accident in my article, of course.
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Here's what we'll do. It'll be much simpler.
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Give me your bank details.
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I'll do a nice juicy transfer, like I did to your brother.
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So you shut your mouth and forget me forever, OK?
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I didn't contact you on an impulse, Magalie.
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I thought about it carefully. I won't go back on it.
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Either I do this interview or I call the police.
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I'm sorry.
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Fuck...
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I won't change my mind.
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OK, you win!
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You're a witch.
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Here's my assistant. He'll set up an appointment.
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Patrick Balandras speaking.
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I opened your email.
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You got the first interview with Megajugs. Congratulations!
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Are you ready?
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Can we start?
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Thank you for accepting.
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I know you're making a considerable effort.
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So, I really thank you.
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I'm very moved.
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And very honored.
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I know you're mad at me, but I wanted to tell you.
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There.
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It's recording.
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Let's start at the beginning.
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In the right order.
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So, Magalie, you were born on March 12, 1989
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with an extremely rare disease
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known as... congenital insensitivity to pain.
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I was born with a congenital insensitivity to pain.
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Everyone already knows that. I've never hidden it.
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Not everyone knows what it is.
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Could you tell me more? I'm interested.
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It's like being blind.
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But instead of not seeing,
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you don't feel physical pain.
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I can't explain it any other way.
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For a more precise definition, ask a specialist.
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No, that's very clear. Thank you. It's nicely put.
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Something else people may not know is that the day you were born,
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March 12, 1989
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is also the date
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when the internet was first made accessible to the general public.
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Did you know you were born on the same day as the internet?
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Incredible! I thought you knew.
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Maybe I'll teach you things about yourself.
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Impossible.
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Alright.
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What does this new information mean to you?
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Tell me.
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The internet is a computing tool.
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I'm a human being.
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I don't see the link.
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You were born the same day as the tool that made you a star.
329
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Isn't that incredible?
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Why do you have such an unbearable way of speaking?
331
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- Pardon me? - "Isn't that incredible?"
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Where the hell does it come from?
333
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You live in a castle?
334
00:26:30,540 --> 00:26:32,540
No, I don't live in a castle.
335
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You talk like a duchess, but you can't write an email.
336
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I dictate messages to save time.
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It's not interesting to talk about me.
338
00:26:41,870 --> 00:26:44,540
No, it's not interesting at all.
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Look,
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doing this interview is a real pain,
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and with the way you talk,
342
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it feels like an exam in school.
343
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I don't know if I can keep going.
344
00:26:58,290 --> 00:27:01,370
It's so irritating. How much longer will it last?
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I don't know. Two hours maybe.
346
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Two hours...
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Are you nuts or what?
348
00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,160
What'll we say for two hours?
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Magalie, you can let your guard down. I'm not here to bother you.
350
00:27:15,370 --> 00:27:20,120
I just want to talk and do a portrait of you. I mean you no harm.
351
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,790
I'm sympathetic. I won't hurt you.
352
00:27:23,790 --> 00:27:26,660
Sympathetic, but a blackmailer.
353
00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:28,620
Don't forget that.
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Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt. Just a sec.
355
00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:35,660
Can you come see me?
356
00:27:35,660 --> 00:27:37,410
- What? - Come on.
357
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,250
What're you doing?
358
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She's got us by the balls!
359
00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:48,290
Stop being a jerk. Just play the game!
360
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Play what game? I came. Aren't I playing the game?
361
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,120
Gotta be much more accommodating. You're off to a bad start.
362
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,960
You hear how she speaks?
363
00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:01,120
I wanna poke the slut's eyes out!
364
00:28:01,210 --> 00:28:03,410
Who cares how she speaks?
365
00:28:03,410 --> 00:28:06,080
You're playing with fire. Think about prison!
366
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,500
Just get a grip!
367
00:28:10,710 --> 00:28:11,790
I'll get a grip.
368
00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:13,580
Please do. Thanks.
369
00:28:18,370 --> 00:28:22,790
My assistant has kindly offered to get us something to eat.
370
00:28:22,790 --> 00:28:24,750
Want anything in particular?
371
00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:28,040
No, thanks. I don't need anything.
372
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,870
OK. Just me, then.
373
00:28:29,870 --> 00:28:32,660
Same as usual, sweetie, you're so kind.
374
00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:34,830
But hurry up, I'm famished.
375
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,500
OK, let's go, I'm ready.
376
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,620
I'll play the game.
377
00:28:42,330 --> 00:28:43,660
I'm ready.
378
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Go on.
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Is there a problem?
380
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No problem, Simone.
381
00:28:48,330 --> 00:28:52,790
I'm delighted to do this interview. I find the way you talk is...
382
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very exotic.
383
00:28:54,870 --> 00:28:56,410
You don't have to...
384
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I do have to.
385
00:28:58,620 --> 00:28:59,620
Let's go.
386
00:28:59,710 --> 00:29:01,750
OK, I'll continue.
387
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,620
So, Magalie,
388
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you were born on the same day as the tool that made you a star.
389
00:29:10,330 --> 00:29:11,410
Yeah.
390
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:14,250
So, how did you discover this tool?
391
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,910
It happened when I was...
392
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14.
393
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,710
Yes, 14, that's right.
394
00:29:26,830 --> 00:29:30,410
That's a real question, so could you say a bit more?
395
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,160
I was about to.
396
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,910
I need time to remember.
397
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,790
Sorry, I'm in a hurry to know more.
398
00:29:36,790 --> 00:29:37,960
I'll be quiet.
399
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:39,500
Go on.
400
00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:48,370
Dad and I were in the lounge,
401
00:29:48,460 --> 00:29:51,410
watching TV and waiting for Mom to come home.
402
00:29:51,910 --> 00:29:55,080
We'd just watched a crappy western.
403
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,410
We zapped onto several cable channels
404
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,580
and found a show for adults.
405
00:30:02,290 --> 00:30:03,620
We watched it.
406
00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:05,750
SELF DEFENSE
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{\an8}I'm Johnny Knoxville, United States of America
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{\an8}and I'll be doing a little article on self defense equipment.
409
00:30:13,790 --> 00:30:16,660
{\an8}I'm going to start off by
410
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{\an8}spraying myself with red pepper spray.
411
00:30:20,210 --> 00:30:23,250
{\an8}It's the highest concentration you can get.
412
00:30:24,210 --> 00:30:26,710
{\an8}Followed by a 120,000 volt
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stun gun.
414
00:30:29,790 --> 00:30:32,580
And then I'll be getting shot with a...
415
00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:37,370
Taser gun. 50,000 volts for roughly around 30 seconds.
416
00:30:37,910 --> 00:30:39,160
{\an8}Hit me!
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00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:50,250
Oh my God!
418
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,290
Fucking hell!
419
00:30:55,370 --> 00:30:57,460
{\an8}TEST TWO: STUN GUN
420
00:30:59,580 --> 00:31:01,120
{\an8}Charge!
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00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:04,750
{\an8}Fuck!
422
00:31:08,460 --> 00:31:11,540
I didn't understand what I was watching.
423
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,660
I remember feeling
424
00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:17,290
terribly frustrated by this show.
425
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,000
I was jealous of these guys.
426
00:31:20,870 --> 00:31:22,120
Very jealous.
427
00:31:48,830 --> 00:31:50,580
Hi! I'm Magalie Moreau.
428
00:31:50,580 --> 00:31:53,160
Today, I'm testing the car battery.
429
00:32:14,460 --> 00:32:15,960
Dad!
430
00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:20,410
The next day,
431
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:23,080
my parents lectured me for ages.
432
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,790
I got yelled at so bad.
433
00:32:27,460 --> 00:32:29,750
And of course, I got punished.
434
00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:33,910
A bit later, Dad was in front of his computer.
435
00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:39,660
Hi! I'm Magalie Moreau. I'm testing the car battery.
436
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,580
He sent my video to all his colleagues for a laugh.
437
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,870
MY DAUGHTER'S AN ELECTRICIAN
438
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,830
It took off all by itself.
439
00:33:07,580 --> 00:33:09,910
My dad's colleagues started
440
00:33:09,910 --> 00:33:12,540
to email it to other people,
441
00:33:12,540 --> 00:33:14,000
like a joke.
442
00:33:14,710 --> 00:33:16,500
It spread like wildfire.
443
00:33:18,710 --> 00:33:21,370
It soon became an online sensation.
444
00:33:21,370 --> 00:33:24,160
The video went everywhere.
445
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,370
We even made the evening news.
446
00:33:28,410 --> 00:33:30,540
Everyone found it funny.
447
00:33:32,290 --> 00:33:35,210
There was hardly anything online at the time.
448
00:33:36,210 --> 00:33:38,080
It's not like nowadays.
449
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,620
It was the early days.
450
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:44,250
I was ahead of my time, so to speak.
451
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,410
There you are.
452
00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:51,790
People recognized me in the street.
453
00:33:52,710 --> 00:33:56,660
I became a sort of freak show at school.
454
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,290
Incredible.
455
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,870
It's weird to tell you all this because...
456
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,290
I usually keep it in my head.
457
00:34:12,870 --> 00:34:16,080
But I never think about it. 'Cause it bores me.
458
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,210
They're just bad memories.
459
00:34:19,830 --> 00:34:22,750
Before we resume the timeline...
460
00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:26,370
I'd like to clear up something that intrigues me.
461
00:34:26,370 --> 00:34:28,620
I hope it's not too indiscreet.
462
00:34:28,710 --> 00:34:30,410
I wonder...
463
00:34:30,410 --> 00:34:33,750
We never see you without your braces.
464
00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:36,660
So?
465
00:34:37,210 --> 00:34:41,830
Is it a tribute to that first video or is there another reason?
466
00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:49,080
I have a very serious gum malformation.
467
00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:52,120
I have to wear it for life.
468
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,910
Without it, I'd lose my teeth in two weeks.
469
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,210
I'm so sorry.
470
00:34:59,870 --> 00:35:00,870
Joke!
471
00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:02,870
It's just a look.
472
00:35:02,870 --> 00:35:05,290
At first, it was to be recognized.
473
00:35:06,290 --> 00:35:08,000
And then...
474
00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:10,660
it was like a stage outfit.
475
00:35:10,660 --> 00:35:12,660
Something easy to identify,
476
00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:16,460
so people said, "It's the video girl with the braces."
477
00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:20,660
I didn't think you needed braces.
478
00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:22,870
You have perfect teeth.
479
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,370
Yeah, thanks.
480
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,460
You have a very pretty smile, but rarely show it.
481
00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:34,620
Don't tell me you organized all this
482
00:35:34,710 --> 00:35:37,790
just to hit on me, which was my first thought.
483
00:35:37,790 --> 00:35:40,540
Oh, no, it's a mere observation.
484
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,120
There.
485
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,160
Thanks.
486
00:36:25,210 --> 00:36:27,870
Alright? Everything to your satisfaction?
487
00:36:27,870 --> 00:36:31,460
She's starting to open up. It's fascinating. Thank you.
488
00:36:33,660 --> 00:36:36,580
Well, I'll let you work. I'll be right there.
489
00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:42,080
"She's starting to open up."
490
00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:44,870
You make me sound like I'm a mussel.
491
00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,660
No, it's an expression.
492
00:36:46,750 --> 00:36:50,290
I know you're not a mussel. I wouldn't dare say that.
493
00:36:50,290 --> 00:36:52,370
I know it's an expression.
494
00:36:52,370 --> 00:36:54,790
And I know I'm not a mussel.
495
00:36:54,790 --> 00:36:57,580
But thanks for explaining it, teacher!
496
00:36:59,210 --> 00:37:01,370
Do you want to stop for lunch?
497
00:37:01,370 --> 00:37:03,120
No, I'm not hungry.
498
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,790
Let's get this over with.
499
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,620
Very well. So...
500
00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:16,830
So, people start to recognize you thanks to this video.
501
00:37:16,830 --> 00:37:18,540
You're 14.
502
00:37:18,540 --> 00:37:20,580
What happens then?
503
00:37:20,580 --> 00:37:22,750
"What happens then?"
504
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,160
I started to do more videos, of course.
505
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,870
Hi, I'm Magalie Moreau.
506
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,080
Today, I'm testing the hammer.
507
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:47,660
Hi, I'm Magalie Moreau.
508
00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:50,210
Today, I'm testing the ice pick.
509
00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:59,160
Hi, I'm Magalie Moreau.
510
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,540
Today, I'm testing boiling water.
511
00:38:04,410 --> 00:38:06,330
I kept it secret for ages.
512
00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:10,710
Magalie, what are you doing?
513
00:38:13,710 --> 00:38:15,120
What's going on?
514
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,410
Nothing.
515
00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:21,460
I'd tell my parents I was clumsy to justify my wounds.
516
00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:54,620
Hi.
517
00:38:54,710 --> 00:38:56,120
Hey there.
518
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,580
Why don't you come out now? Is it your illness?
519
00:38:59,580 --> 00:39:01,120
No.
520
00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:03,160
Why, then?
521
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,120
I'm doing things on my own.
522
00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:06,620
My parents say you're crazy.
523
00:39:08,870 --> 00:39:10,290
Sorry to bother you.
524
00:39:10,910 --> 00:39:12,830
We really are.
525
00:39:12,830 --> 00:39:16,870
I'm a big fan. I know all your videos. My kid brother, too.
526
00:39:17,710 --> 00:39:19,660
We just want a photo.
527
00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:21,120
A photo each!
528
00:39:21,210 --> 00:39:24,160
Yeah. It'll only take a few seconds.
529
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,370
Then, we're gone.
530
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,040
No, she's calling that guy.
531
00:39:28,790 --> 00:39:32,160
Don't call your bodyguard. We're nice.
532
00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:34,580
- Patrick... - What?
533
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:36,870
We just want a photo.
534
00:39:36,870 --> 00:39:38,870
I'm on a break. Don't shout.
535
00:39:38,870 --> 00:39:40,620
There's those creeps.
536
00:39:44,540 --> 00:39:46,040
What's your problem?
537
00:39:46,620 --> 00:39:49,160
She's convalescing. She needs to rest.
538
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,620
Leave her alone. Show some respect!
539
00:39:51,710 --> 00:39:53,370
Shut your mouth!
540
00:39:53,370 --> 00:39:55,160
We just want a photo!
541
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,790
We're doin' no harm!
542
00:39:56,790 --> 00:39:58,040
You're pissing her off.
543
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,870
Her fault, she's famous!
544
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,160
Shut up!
545
00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:04,330
Stop throwing yogurt at us. It's a waste.
546
00:40:09,210 --> 00:40:11,120
Hi, I'm Magalie Moreau.
547
00:40:11,210 --> 00:40:13,830
Today, I'm testing the sewing machine.
548
00:40:21,580 --> 00:40:22,870
What did you do
549
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,870
with all those videos?
550
00:40:25,870 --> 00:40:30,000
Did you watch them or did you just enjoy making them?
551
00:40:32,290 --> 00:40:34,410
I put them in a shoe box.
552
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,330
Once I'd filmed a scene,
553
00:40:37,330 --> 00:40:39,370
it no longer interested me.
554
00:40:39,460 --> 00:40:42,080
It's like what I film these days.
555
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,660
It has no value.
556
00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:45,870
That's questionable.
557
00:40:45,870 --> 00:40:48,160
You've literally built an empire.
558
00:40:49,540 --> 00:40:52,040
I meant the sentimental value.
559
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,160
What about the monetary value?
560
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,830
I was just getting to it.
561
00:40:56,370 --> 00:40:59,160
How did professionalization come about?
562
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,790
How did you get to the next level?
563
00:41:01,790 --> 00:41:03,460
Professionalization?
564
00:41:05,790 --> 00:41:08,370
How can you use such damn boring words?
565
00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:12,160
Well, how did you go from a secretive little girl
566
00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:15,290
who put her videos in a shoe box
567
00:41:15,290 --> 00:41:19,120
to the rich and famous young woman you are today?
568
00:41:20,410 --> 00:41:22,540
Now listen, duchess.
569
00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:25,080
This is starting to bug me.
570
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,540
At 16, I became a young adult.
571
00:41:28,540 --> 00:41:32,040
An uncle gave me a smartphone for Christmas,
572
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,870
with an internet connection.
573
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:38,120
I joined all the forums and social media.
574
00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:43,620
I invented a great alias, Megajugs.
575
00:41:43,620 --> 00:41:45,910
No need to explain why.
576
00:41:47,830 --> 00:41:49,040
Great!
577
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:53,120
And from then on, I started doing lots of videos.
578
00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:54,870
You know the rest.
579
00:41:54,870 --> 00:41:57,660
Thirty views, 500 views, 100 million views...
580
00:41:57,750 --> 00:42:01,040
Algorithms, monetization, sponsors,
581
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,410
all that shit...
582
00:42:02,410 --> 00:42:06,330
And I started earning a lot more money than my parents.
583
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,290
So, they kicked me out
584
00:42:09,290 --> 00:42:10,870
'cause I was insolent.
585
00:42:10,870 --> 00:42:14,410
I moved into a house that was much bigger than theirs.
586
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:18,000
And I started making videos all day long.
587
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,080
There.
588
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,790
I think I've told you everything.
589
00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:26,330
We can stop there. OK? Are you happy now?
590
00:42:26,330 --> 00:42:31,660
No. We can't stop now. This is when it becomes interesting.
591
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,120
What?
592
00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:37,660
You should break for lunch now.
593
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,910
As you wish...
594
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,330
It's OK with me.
595
00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:49,290
It's funny...
596
00:42:49,290 --> 00:42:52,790
I always thought journalists were old and ugly...
597
00:42:53,370 --> 00:42:55,160
She's not bad, is she?
598
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,160
She's gross.
599
00:42:57,250 --> 00:42:58,330
A witch!
600
00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:02,910
Everyone will read her article.
601
00:43:02,910 --> 00:43:05,580
That slut will be famous 'cause of me.
602
00:43:05,580 --> 00:43:07,040
Makes me wanna puke.
603
00:43:11,620 --> 00:43:13,080
Enough already.
604
00:43:27,870 --> 00:43:29,410
Hi, it's Megajugs.
605
00:43:29,410 --> 00:43:34,040
Today, I'm testing the baseball bat at high speed, my sweeties.
606
00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:36,910
OK...
607
00:43:50,790 --> 00:43:52,910
OK. Subscribe. Bye.
608
00:43:52,910 --> 00:43:54,160
It's Megajugs.
609
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,040
Today, I'm testing the monster truck.
610
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,870
OK, let's go.
611
00:44:12,330 --> 00:44:13,330
OK...
612
00:44:13,910 --> 00:44:16,910
Don't forget to subscribe. Love ya, bye.
613
00:44:16,910 --> 00:44:18,120
It's Megajugs.
614
00:44:18,210 --> 00:44:20,120
I'm testing the washing machine.
615
00:44:22,710 --> 00:44:24,040
Go on.
616
00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,160
There.
617
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,660
Don't forget to subscribe. Love ya, bye.
618
00:44:39,370 --> 00:44:41,410
{\an8}WE'RE WITH YOU HURTS SO GOOD
619
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,460
The new video is out at midnight. Watch it.
620
00:44:54,410 --> 00:44:57,040
One thing intrigues me, Magalie.
621
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:01,120
You achieved an incredible lifestyle
622
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:04,120
thanks to the success of your videos.
623
00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:07,870
You own properties all over the world.
624
00:45:07,870 --> 00:45:13,120
Some even say you bought a private island in Polynesia when you turned 25.
625
00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:15,040
I don't know if it's true.
626
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,120
What I'd like to understand
627
00:45:17,210 --> 00:45:21,830
is why you carried on mutilating yourself. You didn't need to.
628
00:45:22,580 --> 00:45:26,830
Is it just a basic addiction to money
629
00:45:26,830 --> 00:45:30,080
or is it for a more personal reason?
630
00:45:31,580 --> 00:45:34,960
No. It never occurred to me I might stop, that's all.
631
00:45:35,910 --> 00:45:39,040
According to the online statistics,
632
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,660
you've posted
633
00:45:40,790 --> 00:45:42,120
over 2,000 videos.
634
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,870
That's incredible.
635
00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:46,830
Is that true?
636
00:45:46,830 --> 00:45:47,910
I don't know.
637
00:45:47,910 --> 00:45:49,580
I didn't count them.
638
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:52,040
My videos last 10 seconds.
639
00:45:52,710 --> 00:45:56,410
So, if your statistics are correct, that makes...
640
00:45:57,290 --> 00:45:59,660
20,000 seconds.
641
00:45:59,750 --> 00:46:02,410
In 15 years, it's not...
642
00:46:02,410 --> 00:46:04,460
It's not that much.
643
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,460
Yes, if you put it like that.
644
00:46:09,290 --> 00:46:12,540
But the amount of videos says something else.
645
00:46:13,370 --> 00:46:16,080
I can't help thinking of your body.
646
00:46:16,660 --> 00:46:19,460
What? You're thinking of my body?
647
00:46:20,580 --> 00:46:24,410
You hurt yourself over 2,000 times on camera,
648
00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:26,080
sometimes seriously,
649
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:30,250
just to make content for social media.
650
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,410
So?
651
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:34,910
Did you never feel tired of it all?
652
00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:40,120
Mailmen deliver mail every day.
653
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:44,210
Hi, it's Megajugs. Today, my sweeties, I'm testing fire.
654
00:46:50,210 --> 00:46:51,960
OK, let's go.
655
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:55,250
All jobs are repetitive.
656
00:46:56,750 --> 00:47:00,330
True, but you could've questioned your motives.
657
00:47:00,330 --> 00:47:05,080
Did you never wonder about the usefulness...
658
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:08,250
Forgive me, the relative usefulness of this activity?
659
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,830
- Think your job is more useful? - No.
660
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,580
I have doubts every day.
661
00:47:15,580 --> 00:47:18,120
Will people read my articles?
662
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:22,500
Am I offering society something truly beneficial?
663
00:47:23,410 --> 00:47:26,370
But I have to pay my rent every month.
664
00:47:26,460 --> 00:47:29,910
And I'm helping my mother who is very sick.
665
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,290
So, I have to work whereas you...
666
00:47:33,290 --> 00:47:35,040
My poor darling!
667
00:47:35,830 --> 00:47:37,250
Life's tough, huh?
668
00:47:38,790 --> 00:47:42,290
It's not the same for you, is it?
669
00:47:42,290 --> 00:47:45,660
We're here to talk about you, not me.
670
00:47:45,660 --> 00:47:47,790
No-one cares about me.
671
00:47:48,370 --> 00:47:49,660
That's true.
672
00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:53,580
Why do you go on mistreating your body?
673
00:47:53,580 --> 00:47:56,710
You've been free not to do it for so long.
674
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,830
Does your sick mother know
675
00:48:02,830 --> 00:48:06,460
you're blackmailing an artist to boost your career?
676
00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:08,790
Did you tell her?
677
00:48:10,210 --> 00:48:12,160
That's very interesting.
678
00:48:12,870 --> 00:48:15,120
You consider yourself an artist.
679
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,660
Let me concentrate on that.
680
00:48:18,660 --> 00:48:22,580
Is it for the love of art that you keep mutilating yourself?
681
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:28,250
I use the word "artist" only because my activity requires no effort at all.
682
00:48:29,250 --> 00:48:31,160
So, why do you carry on?
683
00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:33,710
It's not mutilation. My body's fine.
684
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,620
It repairs itself naturally.
685
00:48:38,710 --> 00:48:40,410
Answer my question.
686
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,460
"Answer my question."
687
00:48:47,290 --> 00:48:51,620
Why do you carry on since you don't need any more money?
688
00:48:51,710 --> 00:48:54,160
"Answer my question."
689
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,790
I've had enough.
690
00:48:59,750 --> 00:49:01,330
You could stop now...
691
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:05,620
and live normally. Why do you carry on?
692
00:49:05,710 --> 00:49:08,040
I'd like to understand. Tell me.
693
00:49:10,370 --> 00:49:13,960
Maybe it's because I hate myself.
694
00:49:14,460 --> 00:49:16,250
And I want to kill myself.
695
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,790
That'd be a great headline.
696
00:49:21,580 --> 00:49:23,290
People will click!
697
00:49:23,290 --> 00:49:25,660
I won't do that kind of thing.
698
00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:27,120
I'm fine.
699
00:49:27,210 --> 00:49:29,120
I love myself.
700
00:49:29,210 --> 00:49:32,870
I've seen a shrink for three years. I'm good as fuckin' new!
701
00:49:33,750 --> 00:49:37,330
Sorry, you're too late. Nothing to dig up here!
702
00:49:37,910 --> 00:49:40,120
What are you even looking for?
703
00:49:40,210 --> 00:49:42,370
It's a philosophical question.
704
00:49:42,370 --> 00:49:44,370
What drives you?
705
00:49:44,370 --> 00:49:47,910
That's what my readers are interested in.
706
00:49:47,910 --> 00:49:50,000
The readers don't care.
707
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:52,040
I don't agree.
708
00:49:52,790 --> 00:49:55,210
Do you know our society?
709
00:49:56,500 --> 00:50:01,830
They'll read your article on the john. They'll have forgotten when they flush.
710
00:50:01,830 --> 00:50:05,870
You don't need any more money. Why do you carry on?
711
00:50:05,870 --> 00:50:07,830
Stop asking the same question.
712
00:50:08,410 --> 00:50:13,330
I spent 12 hours on a train to see you. I want to find some substance.
713
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,620
You could have avoided a journey.
714
00:50:17,210 --> 00:50:20,290
And made a shit ton of money.
715
00:50:20,290 --> 00:50:22,830
Instead of repeating that question!
716
00:50:22,830 --> 00:50:27,120
I think it's a fundamental question. Magalie, try to answer it.
717
00:50:27,210 --> 00:50:29,040
Why do you carry on?
718
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,500
What makes you think I'll carry on?
719
00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:35,370
Even if you stopped tomorrow,
720
00:50:35,460 --> 00:50:39,580
why did you make all those videos all those years?
721
00:50:39,580 --> 00:50:43,000
Tell me that, then I'll leave you alone, I promise.
722
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:45,660
What if there was no reason?
723
00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:48,290
There must be a reason. There always is.
724
00:50:48,290 --> 00:50:51,370
No, Little Miss Rational, sometimes there isn't.
725
00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:55,330
Did you know the universe is mainly made up of emptiness?
726
00:50:57,790 --> 00:50:59,410
No reason for that.
727
00:50:59,410 --> 00:51:01,710
I have lots of examples like that.
728
00:51:04,250 --> 00:51:06,040
Why do you resist?
729
00:51:06,870 --> 00:51:10,120
Why won't you confide in me? Is it so hard?
730
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:13,910
Yes, it is. I keep telling you, but you don't listen.
731
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,580
I've rarely had such a fuckin' boring time.
732
00:51:17,580 --> 00:51:19,370
Pity you can't get over it.
733
00:51:19,460 --> 00:51:23,250
You could use this to your advantage instead of enduring it.
734
00:51:26,620 --> 00:51:31,000
Maybe my question scares you as you won't look reality in the face.
735
00:51:32,290 --> 00:51:34,830
I'm not scared one bit.
736
00:51:34,830 --> 00:51:38,910
Your question sucks. You and your job suck.
737
00:51:38,910 --> 00:51:41,160
Your questions suck. Your face sucks.
738
00:51:41,250 --> 00:51:43,080
Your sick mother sucks.
739
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:46,160
You should leave her to die on her hospital bed.
740
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:49,160
Go fuck yourself... sideways!
741
00:51:49,250 --> 00:51:51,330
Is that clear enough for you?
742
00:51:51,330 --> 00:51:52,460
OK.
743
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:04,120
Now I know why I never do interviews. 'Cause it's unbearable.
744
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:07,120
No, you're unbearable, Magalie.
745
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,330
Keep your chin up.
746
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:11,870
At least I tried.
747
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,660
I answered all your questions bar one.
748
00:52:14,660 --> 00:52:15,870
We're quits.
749
00:52:15,870 --> 00:52:17,410
No, we're not.
750
00:52:17,410 --> 00:52:20,290
You didn't play the game. Your loss.
751
00:52:22,790 --> 00:52:25,410
Get lost, you witch!
752
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:26,660
What?
753
00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:38,370
Don't you start lecturing me, too.
754
00:52:38,370 --> 00:52:41,910
Any idiot could do it. You just answer her dumb questions.
755
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,410
Why is it so complicated? Why are you so complicated?
756
00:52:45,410 --> 00:52:48,330
I don't want to talk about myself for ages
757
00:52:48,330 --> 00:52:50,910
or search the depths of my rotten soul
758
00:52:50,910 --> 00:52:54,410
to understand things I don't want to. It bugs me.
759
00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:56,830
OK. Well, great. It bugs you.
760
00:52:56,830 --> 00:52:59,160
I don't know why I do what I do.
761
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,160
I don't know
762
00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:01,330
and I don't care!
763
00:53:01,870 --> 00:53:04,120
- You'd rather go to jail? - Yeah!
764
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,870
I don't give a flying fuck! Let's go.
765
00:53:09,460 --> 00:53:11,370
How does it open, you fat pig?
766
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,160
I never should've said yes.
767
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:20,540
You were scared
768
00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:22,330
of that slut's threats.
769
00:53:22,330 --> 00:53:25,290
Screw her and her sick mother!
770
00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:31,410
Wait, did you think about me? You're not alone in this!
771
00:53:31,410 --> 00:53:33,120
Everything pisses me off.
772
00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:35,120
What am I even doing here?
773
00:53:35,210 --> 00:53:37,210
I don't care. I'll go to jail.
774
00:53:37,830 --> 00:53:41,080
Are you listening? Have you thought about me?
775
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:44,870
You'll go to jail, too. You'll come with me. You deserve it!
776
00:53:49,620 --> 00:53:51,660
At least call her and apologize.
777
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:57,370
Just text her, "Sorry, I messed up.
778
00:53:57,460 --> 00:53:59,540
"Can we meet up again?"
779
00:53:59,540 --> 00:54:01,290
Be nice, make up for it.
780
00:54:01,290 --> 00:54:03,330
I do what I like, OK?
781
00:54:03,330 --> 00:54:04,710
I decide.
782
00:54:05,290 --> 00:54:07,870
And now I want to be alone in my chalet.
783
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,040
- Sorry? - Yes.
784
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,040
So, give me the keys.
785
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:15,250
Go on, have them.
786
00:54:21,830 --> 00:54:22,910
I warn you,
787
00:54:22,910 --> 00:54:24,790
you better put things right!
788
00:54:33,660 --> 00:54:35,040
- There. - Thanks.
789
00:54:56,250 --> 00:55:01,330
THE PIANO ACCIDENT
790
00:55:53,330 --> 00:55:54,750
It's out of tune.
791
00:55:57,330 --> 00:55:59,000
OK? Can we do it?
792
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:01,000
Yeah, OK.
793
00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:10,620
OK!
794
00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:27,370
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
795
00:56:28,330 --> 00:56:32,040
The first-aiders won't be here for about an hour.
796
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:33,250
An hour?
797
00:56:34,460 --> 00:56:36,660
Sorry. They're useless.
798
00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:39,410
Well, I'm not waiting an hour.
799
00:56:40,660 --> 00:56:42,660
We have to, for the insurance.
800
00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:45,290
I'm not waiting in this shithole.
801
00:56:45,290 --> 00:56:48,250
I'll pay if there's a problem. I'm not waiting.
802
00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:53,080
That's about six meters.
803
00:56:54,460 --> 00:56:56,250
That's good, right?
804
00:56:57,870 --> 00:56:59,120
I don't know.
805
00:57:08,790 --> 00:57:10,790
No, it's not high enough.
806
00:57:10,790 --> 00:57:14,120
You can't see the danger, it looks fake. Higher.
807
00:57:14,210 --> 00:57:15,580
Up to you.
808
00:57:15,580 --> 00:57:16,750
Go on, higher.
809
00:57:26,330 --> 00:57:28,120
Hang on, don't move.
810
00:57:28,210 --> 00:57:30,870
Not that. I hate that stuff.
811
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,500
- But you had... - It's a pain. Look.
812
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,870
- See? - Yeah.
813
00:57:35,870 --> 00:57:37,620
Sorry, I won't do it again.
814
00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:39,330
I'm not a doll.
815
00:57:39,330 --> 00:57:41,870
It's just that your hair's sticking up.
816
00:57:41,870 --> 00:57:43,250
Well, I don't care.
817
00:57:45,330 --> 00:57:46,910
Alright, sorry.
818
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,710
That's 10 meters. I won't go any higher.
819
00:57:51,370 --> 00:57:52,830
I want it higher.
820
00:57:54,250 --> 00:57:55,460
I'll talk to him.
821
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,120
Excuse me.
822
00:58:05,210 --> 00:58:07,830
Could you raise the piano a bit higher?
823
00:58:07,830 --> 00:58:09,410
Just a bit.
824
00:58:09,410 --> 00:58:12,160
No, a gust of wind could damage my crane.
825
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:15,250
I can't risk it. That's the maximum. Sorry.
826
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,000
He won't.
827
00:58:20,290 --> 00:58:21,370
That's it.
828
00:58:21,370 --> 00:58:24,370
I don't want to damage my gear. I decide.
829
00:58:24,370 --> 00:58:25,790
Take it or leave it.
830
00:58:26,790 --> 00:58:30,330
I can buy you 50 new cranes. Don't worry.
831
00:58:30,330 --> 00:58:32,120
Do as you're asked.
832
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:35,080
What difference does it make?
833
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:38,910
I want to film something sensational! That's not!
834
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,910
It'll break your legs, whatever the height.
835
00:58:42,870 --> 00:58:45,160
I'm creating a movie here, you jerk!
836
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:46,660
What do you know?
837
00:58:46,750 --> 00:58:48,870
Screw your movie...
838
00:58:48,870 --> 00:58:50,370
Steven Spielberg!
839
00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:52,830
I don't wanna damage my gear for you.
840
00:58:53,620 --> 00:58:55,120
Who's Steven Spielberg?
841
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,290
He used to make movies, I think.
842
00:58:57,290 --> 00:58:59,040
I won't go any higher.
843
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:01,160
If you don't like it, I'll go.
844
00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:03,160
You win. I'll double your pay.
845
00:59:03,250 --> 00:59:06,080
Entertain me! Impress me. Higher.
846
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:07,160
Yeah, right!
847
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,870
Take that! You think you can buy people?
848
00:59:10,540 --> 00:59:13,160
'Course you can. Is that a problem?
849
00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:15,120
Go fuck yourself.
850
00:59:15,210 --> 00:59:16,620
I won't go higher.
851
00:59:16,710 --> 00:59:19,660
How's that for an answer? Is it clear enough?
852
00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:21,620
Who is this guy?
853
00:59:21,620 --> 00:59:24,370
Shitty technician! You go fuck yourself!
854
00:59:37,790 --> 00:59:38,960
Mag!
855
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,540
Did I film it?
856
00:59:50,210 --> 00:59:51,870
We have a big problem.
857
00:59:51,870 --> 00:59:54,370
Oh, shit! I didn't film it?
858
00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:58,080
Wendy's dead.
859
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:02,290
Who's Wendy?
860
01:00:03,790 --> 01:00:04,960
The hair stylist.
861
01:00:05,580 --> 01:00:07,370
She's dead under the piano.
862
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:09,160
Oh...
863
01:00:10,790 --> 01:00:13,040
I'm sorry. It's terrible.
864
01:00:15,330 --> 01:00:16,540
Shit.
865
01:00:17,660 --> 01:00:20,500
No, don't move. Stay as you are.
866
01:00:21,330 --> 01:00:25,330
Patrick, how many times have I said I don't need a stylist?
867
01:00:28,210 --> 01:00:29,290
You could've died.
868
01:00:29,290 --> 01:00:31,120
It's a miracle you didn't.
869
01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:35,120
We're in deep shit, Mag.
870
01:00:35,710 --> 01:00:38,870
We didn't stick to the safety protocol.
871
01:00:38,870 --> 01:00:40,580
It'll cost you a fortune.
872
01:00:40,580 --> 01:00:42,580
I know what we'll do.
873
01:00:42,580 --> 01:00:43,750
What?
874
01:00:44,620 --> 01:00:45,620
Bury her.
875
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,660
We'll say she was never here.
876
01:00:50,660 --> 01:00:52,370
It's that simple.
877
01:00:52,460 --> 01:00:55,040
I'm not going to jail for a stylist, Patrick.
878
01:00:55,870 --> 01:00:58,370
You won't. We'll say it was an accident.
879
01:00:59,460 --> 01:01:00,500
Do you love me?
880
01:01:01,620 --> 01:01:02,910
Of course...
881
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,580
So, let's bury her.
882
01:01:04,580 --> 01:01:05,910
You bury her.
883
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,290
Look, this place is a desert.
884
01:01:08,290 --> 01:01:10,790
No-one will find her, trust me.
885
01:01:10,790 --> 01:01:13,080
Get rid of her body.
886
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:14,330
It's an order.
887
01:01:14,330 --> 01:01:15,540
Do it.
888
01:01:19,460 --> 01:01:21,120
But there's a witness.
889
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,540
That's nothing. I'll deal with him.
890
01:01:25,370 --> 01:01:26,410
Mr Crane Guy!
891
01:01:28,790 --> 01:01:31,460
Wanna make 500 grand without doing anything?
892
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:52,000
Yes?
893
01:01:52,870 --> 01:01:54,830
I apologize, Simone,
894
01:01:54,830 --> 01:01:58,080
for what just happened. I'm really sorry.
895
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:01,330
You're not. You don't know the meaning of the word.
896
01:02:01,330 --> 01:02:02,620
I am...
897
01:02:03,290 --> 01:02:05,660
I shouldn't have behaved like that.
898
01:02:05,750 --> 01:02:07,870
You don't deserve such scorn.
899
01:02:07,870 --> 01:02:09,330
I was horrible.
900
01:02:09,910 --> 01:02:11,370
I could kick myself.
901
01:02:11,370 --> 01:02:14,620
You're not rooted in reality. That's your problem.
902
01:02:14,710 --> 01:02:16,790
You can't communicate any more.
903
01:02:17,290 --> 01:02:19,410
It's not really your fault.
904
01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:23,160
But it's a pity. We could have done something great.
905
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:26,370
We still can. I'll make an effort.
906
01:02:26,370 --> 01:02:27,410
Too late.
907
01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:30,660
I'm leaving early to look after my mother.
908
01:02:30,750 --> 01:02:32,830
You should have tried earlier.
909
01:02:32,830 --> 01:02:35,160
You went too far. I'm sorry.
910
01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:38,410
I know you don't want to answer my questions.
911
01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:40,460
You just want to save your ass.
912
01:02:42,660 --> 01:02:45,160
No, all that made me
913
01:02:45,250 --> 01:02:46,750
think very hard.
914
01:02:47,620 --> 01:02:50,660
I even fired my PA.
915
01:02:50,750 --> 01:02:53,330
He was terribly toxic.
916
01:02:54,330 --> 01:02:55,660
He's the one...
917
01:02:57,580 --> 01:02:58,870
who made me hide
918
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:00,870
the truth about the accident.
919
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,330
Your manipulation is pathetic.
920
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:05,620
I beg you!
921
01:03:05,710 --> 01:03:07,210
I really need to talk.
922
01:03:08,370 --> 01:03:09,620
Forgive me.
923
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,620
We could meet in my chalet.
924
01:03:12,620 --> 01:03:13,790
I'm all alone.
925
01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:17,870
Now you're the one who seems to want to sleep with me.
926
01:03:17,870 --> 01:03:21,160
No! I promise you I don't. It's because...
927
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:23,160
it's quiet here.
928
01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:27,080
I can pour my heart out. You'll do a great interview.
929
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:29,540
Cut it out. It's not working.
930
01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:31,910
I know you despise me, deep down.
931
01:03:31,910 --> 01:03:35,330
I don't want to, now. You're a horrible person.
932
01:03:35,330 --> 01:03:39,210
You deserve what's coming to you. Leave me alone.
933
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:41,460
The bitch!
934
01:04:23,540 --> 01:04:25,710
CHAINSAW 3 BILLION VIEWS
935
01:04:28,460 --> 01:04:30,960
REMEMBER TO DO THE COMSHOPPY VIDEO
936
01:05:20,210 --> 01:05:21,910
We could be an item.
937
01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:26,160
Bullshit. You have a wedding ring.
938
01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:27,540
Oh, my wife!
939
01:05:28,580 --> 01:05:31,330
Forget it. I've had enough.
940
01:05:31,330 --> 01:05:34,080
You only say that 'cause you're drunk.
941
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,370
Look at all this!
942
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:41,160
It's for you!
943
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:43,910
I pity you, but come on!
944
01:06:18,710 --> 01:06:20,160
'Evening.
945
01:06:21,750 --> 01:06:24,830
This is for a journalist friend who's here.
946
01:06:24,830 --> 01:06:26,370
The nice journalist.
947
01:06:26,460 --> 01:06:27,620
Yes.
948
01:06:27,710 --> 01:06:29,120
Very nice, yes.
949
01:06:29,210 --> 01:06:31,250
Should we take them up to her?
950
01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:35,410
She's a close friend. I want to give them to her myself.
951
01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:36,710
Got her room number?
952
01:06:38,210 --> 01:06:41,580
Yes, it's... number 31.
953
01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:42,870
That way.
954
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:44,960
- Thanks. - Have a good evening.
955
01:07:08,830 --> 01:07:11,580
It's not mutilation. My body's fine.
956
01:07:12,290 --> 01:07:14,870
It repairs itself naturally.
957
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:16,830
Answer my question.
958
01:07:16,830 --> 01:07:18,540
"Answer my question."
959
01:07:36,790 --> 01:07:39,910
So, I'm horrible? That's what you said.
960
01:07:42,540 --> 01:07:44,120
I'm sorry.
961
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:45,660
Don't be. You're right
962
01:07:45,750 --> 01:07:48,620
to think that. Say so. I'm horrible!
963
01:07:48,620 --> 01:07:50,540
- No... - Yes!
964
01:07:50,540 --> 01:07:53,580
Know what? So are you, you know?
965
01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:57,080
The thing is,
966
01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:59,790
that's just human nature.
967
01:07:59,790 --> 01:08:03,040
We're all horrible human shits on this planet.
968
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:04,620
It's not my fault.
969
01:08:04,710 --> 01:08:06,410
You're right.
970
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:08,580
Yes, I am right.
971
01:08:10,660 --> 01:08:12,040
Say you're horrible.
972
01:08:13,290 --> 01:08:14,620
I'm horrible.
973
01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:17,910
- Do you mean it? - Yes.
974
01:08:17,910 --> 01:08:20,710
- So, say it again. - I'm horrible. Horrible!
975
01:08:21,330 --> 01:08:25,370
Good. So, now we'll play a game, OK?
976
01:08:25,370 --> 01:08:26,910
I'm the journalist.
977
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,620
I'll ask a question, you have to answer.
978
01:08:29,710 --> 01:08:33,870
But be very careful 'cause there's a trap.
979
01:08:33,870 --> 01:08:36,330
- Ready? - Don't threaten me.
980
01:08:36,330 --> 01:08:38,660
Shut up. I decide now.
981
01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:40,410
So, Simone...
982
01:08:42,790 --> 01:08:46,580
Which of us is the most horrible, do you think?
983
01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:48,540
Please, don't hurt me.
984
01:08:48,540 --> 01:08:49,790
Answer me.
985
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:52,460
Well...
986
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:55,000
Answer my question, Simone.
987
01:08:55,580 --> 01:08:57,660
Answer my question.
988
01:08:58,210 --> 01:09:01,830
See what a pain it is when you don't want to answer!
989
01:09:01,830 --> 01:09:03,410
It is a pain, yes.
990
01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:06,120
So, answer my question.
991
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:08,710
Which of us is the worst, do you think?
992
01:09:10,750 --> 01:09:12,830
I don't know. I don't think...
993
01:09:12,830 --> 01:09:16,580
Answer my question. It's the last 10 seconds of your life.
994
01:09:17,460 --> 01:09:19,370
Try to shine a bit
995
01:09:19,370 --> 01:09:23,160
and tell me which of us is the most horrible.
996
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,250
Me.
997
01:09:28,370 --> 01:09:29,500
No.
998
01:09:30,540 --> 01:09:32,580
Wrong answer, Simone.
999
01:09:33,790 --> 01:09:37,620
I am. I tried to blackmail you, I took advantage...
1000
01:09:37,710 --> 01:09:38,910
Shut up!
1001
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,040
Listen to me.
1002
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,120
I'm the worst.
1003
01:09:43,210 --> 01:09:44,790
By a long way.
1004
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:48,410
I assure you, you don't come anywhere close.
1005
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,580
I'm a world-class piece of shit.
1006
01:09:52,290 --> 01:09:54,660
But at least I'm honest.
1007
01:09:54,660 --> 01:09:57,370
I don't pretend to be a good person.
1008
01:09:57,460 --> 01:09:59,790
I embrace all the horror inside me.
1009
01:09:59,790 --> 01:10:03,580
I roll in it all day long like a pig and I love it!
1010
01:10:04,330 --> 01:10:05,410
See?
1011
01:10:05,410 --> 01:10:09,120
Yes, but you should have said that earlier on.
1012
01:10:09,210 --> 01:10:12,160
It's an excellent answer to my last question.
1013
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:15,330
You carry on making your videos
1014
01:10:15,330 --> 01:10:17,660
because you decided
1015
01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:20,660
to accept all the horror inside you.
1016
01:10:20,750 --> 01:10:23,620
That's very coherent. It's a great answer.
1017
01:10:23,710 --> 01:10:24,750
I don't care.
1018
01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:28,080
We can even resume the interview.
1019
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:29,870
Wouldn't that be great?
1020
01:10:29,870 --> 01:10:32,120
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
1021
01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:33,330
That would be great!
1022
01:10:34,210 --> 01:10:35,540
Good idea!
1023
01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:39,160
Should've thought of that sooner, before you die!
1024
01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:22,290
Hey, wait!
1025
01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:26,160
Sorry.
1026
01:11:26,750 --> 01:11:28,410
But I...
1027
01:11:30,870 --> 01:11:32,080
Excuse me.
1028
01:11:33,710 --> 01:11:35,080
I...
1029
01:11:37,210 --> 01:11:38,660
I never do this.
1030
01:11:38,750 --> 01:11:41,830
It's not my thing. I know it's crass, but...
1031
01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:44,910
I love your shtick.
1032
01:11:44,910 --> 01:11:47,620
I've followed you for ages. I'm a big fan.
1033
01:11:48,540 --> 01:11:50,660
Mind doing a photo with me?
1034
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:54,370
How do you know it's me?
1035
01:11:54,370 --> 01:11:58,370
I recognized your amazing eyes and your voice, of course.
1036
01:11:58,460 --> 01:12:01,210
Oh, it's incredible to see you here!
1037
01:12:01,790 --> 01:12:03,000
May I?
1038
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:07,580
Great, thanks! So nice!
1039
01:12:07,580 --> 01:12:08,790
I'll be quick.
1040
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:11,660
Can you take off the hood?
1041
01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:13,370
So we see your braces.
1042
01:12:13,460 --> 01:12:16,120
Or my friends won't believe me. Sorry.
1043
01:12:19,290 --> 01:12:21,000
Super! Perfect!
1044
01:12:24,370 --> 01:12:26,250
You're so pretty. Unreal!
1045
01:12:26,790 --> 01:12:28,370
Thanks, that's great.
1046
01:12:28,370 --> 01:12:29,910
Wonderful!
1047
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,580
Here goes...
1048
01:12:31,580 --> 01:12:32,870
1...
1049
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:33,960
2...
1050
01:12:47,210 --> 01:12:49,000
I'm really sorry.
1051
01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:50,660
Sorry...
1052
01:13:10,580 --> 01:13:13,960
I'm stupid! Stupid, stupid...
1053
01:13:26,710 --> 01:13:28,080
What?
1054
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:30,330
I've really screwed up!
1055
01:13:30,330 --> 01:13:33,080
I've screwed up big time!
1056
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:35,040
I tried to fix the situation,
1057
01:13:35,710 --> 01:13:38,080
but I made it 1,000 times worse.
1058
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:42,080
You gotta help me. So, go right now, you worm,
1059
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:43,830
to the journalist's hotel
1060
01:13:43,830 --> 01:13:46,580
to see if there are any security cameras.
1061
01:13:46,580 --> 01:13:48,160
It's very important.
1062
01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:51,040
No, actually, I won't.
1063
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:53,330
I'm done with your schemes.
1064
01:13:53,330 --> 01:13:55,290
Yeah, I buried Wendy.
1065
01:13:55,290 --> 01:13:58,330
Yeah, that's true, I did.
1066
01:13:58,330 --> 01:14:01,410
But that was your idea, see?
1067
01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:05,330
So, my sentence will be shorter than yours. I don't care
1068
01:14:05,330 --> 01:14:06,620
because anyway,
1069
01:14:06,710 --> 01:14:10,080
I'm not scared. I've covered you often enough.
1070
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:12,660
Get off my fuckin' back! Leave me alone.
1071
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:18,370
Who's Wendy?
1072
01:14:26,870 --> 01:14:28,620
Who is Wendy?
1073
01:14:31,540 --> 01:14:32,750
A hair stylist.
1074
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:35,710
You buried a hair stylist?
1075
01:14:36,410 --> 01:14:38,250
Yeah, it wasn't my idea.
1076
01:14:47,330 --> 01:14:49,710
You forgot your boots. Do you want them?
1077
01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:53,330
Silly me.
1078
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:56,460
- Yes, please. - OK, I'm coming.
1079
01:15:09,540 --> 01:15:11,040
- Here. - Thanks.
1080
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:12,330
I'm sorry.
1081
01:15:19,660 --> 01:15:21,660
- Police, hello. - Yes, hello.
1082
01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:24,120
I just neutralized a bald 40-year-old man
1083
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:26,330
who says he buried a hair stylist.
1084
01:15:27,210 --> 01:15:28,460
How's that?
1085
01:15:29,250 --> 01:15:31,160
Hang on... Yeah, that's good.
1086
01:15:31,250 --> 01:15:33,000
- Am I in it? - Yeah, go on.
1087
01:15:40,830 --> 01:15:44,290
Just you wait, we'll get on fine! You're gonna love me!
1088
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:48,580
It's a crazy place, isn't it? Hang on.
1089
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,410
Where are we?
1090
01:15:51,410 --> 01:15:52,540
Where?
1091
01:15:52,540 --> 01:15:54,160
Check out this chalet!
1092
01:15:55,660 --> 01:15:56,830
It's classy, huh?
1093
01:15:57,410 --> 01:15:58,910
It's crazy!
1094
01:15:58,910 --> 01:16:00,660
She's so fuckin' hot!
1095
01:16:01,870 --> 01:16:04,330
Looking at her makes my eyes burn.
1096
01:16:05,250 --> 01:16:06,910
Look at her tits.
1097
01:16:06,910 --> 01:16:08,910
Look at the size of 'em!
1098
01:16:09,460 --> 01:16:11,410
Seriously, look!
1099
01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:13,120
Fuckin' colossal!
1100
01:16:14,750 --> 01:16:16,660
It's 'cause it's a big photo.
1101
01:16:16,750 --> 01:16:19,660
I dunno... No!
1102
01:16:19,750 --> 01:16:21,910
I'm virtually in love.
1103
01:16:21,910 --> 01:16:23,660
Unreal.
1104
01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:26,750
Look. Even her braces are sexy.
1105
01:16:27,620 --> 01:16:30,000
No, they're gross.
1106
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:33,410
Food gets stuck in them.
1107
01:16:33,410 --> 01:16:34,870
What do you know?
1108
01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:36,370
It's well-known.
1109
01:16:36,460 --> 01:16:39,580
Who gives a fuck? There's no food in 'em.
1110
01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:42,710
Kissing metal is gross!
1111
01:16:44,790 --> 01:16:46,120
Come here.
1112
01:16:47,460 --> 01:16:48,580
Thanks.
1113
01:16:58,290 --> 01:16:59,540
Hear that?
1114
01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:02,210
Fuck!
1115
01:17:04,750 --> 01:17:05,830
What's that?
1116
01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:20,540
Shit.
1117
01:17:27,710 --> 01:17:28,910
Shit!
1118
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:54,910
Fuck, she's in a panic.
1119
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,620
- Is she? - Yeah.
1120
01:17:58,370 --> 01:18:00,120
She's crying.
1121
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:01,410
Poor thing.
1122
01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:02,620
Now what?
1123
01:18:03,620 --> 01:18:05,790
Wanna console her, fool? We wait.
1124
01:18:14,210 --> 01:18:16,620
You look so like Dad in the dark.
1125
01:18:17,830 --> 01:18:20,040
I never noticed before.
1126
01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:21,330
What?
1127
01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:23,910
You look like him.
1128
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:26,790
I don't wanna look like that scumbag.
1129
01:18:28,210 --> 01:18:29,540
You can't help it.
1130
01:18:31,410 --> 01:18:33,080
So, stop looking at me!
1131
01:18:35,290 --> 01:18:36,620
What's she doing?
1132
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:55,830
See her? What's she doing?
1133
01:18:55,830 --> 01:18:57,160
Stop asking questions!
1134
01:18:57,160 --> 01:19:00,370
Want me to hit you like Dad? Just shut your mouth!
1135
01:19:28,370 --> 01:19:29,500
Hi.
1136
01:19:30,750 --> 01:19:32,460
I'm Magalie Moreau.
1137
01:19:33,710 --> 01:19:36,160
Wow, she's doing a video.
1138
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:38,330
- What? - I swear.
1139
01:19:38,330 --> 01:19:40,500
She's doing a video in front of us!
1140
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:42,250
Hi.
1141
01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:44,790
I'm Magalie Moreau.
1142
01:19:45,580 --> 01:19:46,830
And today...
1143
01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:49,330
Are you sure?
1144
01:19:49,330 --> 01:19:51,330
She's filming herself. Look!
1145
01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:56,540
- Crazy! - You moron!
1146
01:19:59,960 --> 01:20:02,660
I saw your shitty scooter outside!
1147
01:20:02,660 --> 01:20:04,370
Think I'm stupid?
1148
01:20:04,370 --> 01:20:07,120
You've got 10 seconds to get out, OK?
1149
01:20:07,210 --> 01:20:09,620
Or I'll rip out your eyes and make you eat 'em!
1150
01:20:09,620 --> 01:20:11,210
I'm serious!
1151
01:20:29,370 --> 01:20:31,410
We're sorry, the door was open.
1152
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:33,660
We weren't thinking.
1153
01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:35,790
We didn't steal anything.
1154
01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:38,250
- We just wanted to look around. - Yeah.
1155
01:20:38,830 --> 01:20:40,830
We're sorry. Forgive us.
1156
01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:54,500
You still won't do a photo with us?
1157
01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:00,910
Are you OK? You don't look well.
1158
01:21:06,410 --> 01:21:08,120
Let's just do the photo.
1159
01:21:20,540 --> 01:21:22,160
Great, thanks!
1160
01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:24,290
Thanks! Bye!
1161
01:21:24,290 --> 01:21:25,580
See ya!
1162
01:21:42,250 --> 01:21:43,370
Hi.
1163
01:21:43,370 --> 01:21:46,080
I'm Magalie Moreau. Today I'm testing
1164
01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:47,620
the hangman's rope.
1165
01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:50,620
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01:21:50,620 --> 01:21:53,830
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01:21:58,370 --> 01:22:02,120
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1170
01:22:02,710 --> 01:22:07,500
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1171
01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:12,080
Because that's all that counts nowadays:
1172
01:22:12,580 --> 01:22:13,660
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1173
01:22:14,370 --> 01:22:15,540
Bye.
1174
01:22:22,710 --> 01:22:24,710
MEGAJUGS A BLEEDING HEART
1175
01:24:13,540 --> 01:24:17,870
THE PIANO ACCIDENT
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