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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) This coffee's amazing.
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Yeah, it has actual taste.
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I tried something a little different.
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What's that?
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I washed the pot.
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Ah, fresh coffee, good mood.
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All right, what's the occasion?
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I'm glad you asked.
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I've been dying to tell someone.
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You see, yesterday...
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Oh, I'm having a great morning.
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Guy cuts me off, I run him into
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the sidewalk.
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Bump tries to clean my windshield, I splash
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him with a puddle.
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It's all good.
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Until I pull up here, and some moron
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felt obligated to take up two parking spaces.
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I don't know anyone who has more trouble
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parking than her.
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Yeah, I'm betting on you.
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Anyway, here's why I'm in a good mood.
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I had a very nice date last night.
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Was it that dopey UPS guy?
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No, he dumped her.
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Probably that college kid then.
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No, he dumped her, too.
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I know, it's the gay guy.
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Well, now, in all fairness, that guy wasn't
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gay until after he dated her.
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True, true.
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Would you please stop?
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There's nothing wrong with this one.
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His name is Greg, and he's great.
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And I have a feeling that someday he
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might be very special to me.
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You said that about the gay guy.
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Yeah, Rich, I gotta go, but I don't
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want you to think it's because I don't
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care.
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It's just that...
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Oh, hell, you know, I don't care, do
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I?
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Look, forget about Becker.
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He's so insensitive.
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He doesn't appreciate you for the fine person
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you are.
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The fine, full, ample-rounded Bob.
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What?
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You picked the shirt?
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Bob's only human.
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Anyway, as I was saying, his name is
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Greg, and he's very cute.
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Yeah, I gotta believe this.
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My car's been towed.
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How could they do that?
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Yeah, I know, and I parked legally.
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No, I meant, how could they do that?
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It doesn't have any bumpers.
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If it does so, I keep them in
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the trunk.
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I'm not gonna believe this.
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I thought my car was towed, so I
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went to the impound lot.
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It wasn't there, which means it wasn't towed.
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It was stolen.
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What's so funny?
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Someone stole your car!
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That's crazy.
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I mean, the seats are all ripped, the
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sides all dented in.
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And you have to start it with a
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screwdriver?
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And it smells like some cat had babies
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in there.
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No offense.
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And I'll tell you something.
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Whoever did this is gonna be really, really
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sorry.
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Your car?
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Believe me, John, they're already sorry.
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Mr. Haller, John Becker, sorry I kept you
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waiting.
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I'm having a hell of a morning.
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Well, I won't be any trouble.
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I'm just here for a physical.
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Well, good, that's simple.
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We check your heart, we take your blood,
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we pee in a cup.
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Actually, you pee in a cup.
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I can handle that.
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So, anything I should be looking for?
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Any specific complaint?
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No, I'm just here because I'm starting a
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new job, and I need to get my
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insurance.
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Oh, shoot!
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Insurance, damn it!
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Whoa, is that a problem?
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Yeah, you're damn right it is.
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My car was stolen.
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It just hit me.
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My insurance company's gonna completely screw me.
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It's such a racket.
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They cover you for everything except what actually
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happens to you.
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You pay premiums for years.
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I bet you I don't see a damn
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dime.
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You know, your heart's really racing.
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Well, I am sitting here in a lobster
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bed with some stranger screaming at me.
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Look, are you all right?
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I mean, you want to lie down or
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something?
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No, I'm all right.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Morning.
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Yeah, I get it.
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Margaret called and told you my car was
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stolen, right?
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No.
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We heard the police had an APB out
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for a pile of crap.
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You know what?
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You should be grateful someone stole your car.
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I mean, the seats are torn, the sides
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all dented in, and the same cat has
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a litter of kittens in it every spring.
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You know, I'd get a buck apiece for
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those kittens.
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Oh, there you go, Reg.
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Your turn.
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You want to laugh about how my car
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was stolen?
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Becker, I don't care.
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Uh, John, she had another date with that,
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uh, Greg guy, and I think she's mad
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because nobody asked her about it.
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Well, what's the point?
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I'm sure he just dumped her.
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Of course he dumped her.
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Hey, I'm standing right here.
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Hey, come on.
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Be sensitive to her feelings.
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So how did this guy dump you?
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He didn't dump me.
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Mm, she sent another one over the rainbow.
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And he's not gay, and I happen to
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know because he...
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proposed.
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What?
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You're kidding me.
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You proposed on the second date?
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Yeah.
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And what did you do to make him
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propose?
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And how many times did you do it?
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I didn't do anything.
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So-so this guy's not-not a loser.
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He's a lunatic.
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Why?
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Because he wants to get married so soon
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or because he wants to marry me?
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Anybody?
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You want that?
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Dr. Becker?
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I know you need to buy a new
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car, and, well, you're in luck because I
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have a special talent for matching people with
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the cars they should be driving.
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For instance, just last week, I told my
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boyfriend Gil that he should drive a Ferrari,
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and that's exactly what he was driving when
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the police picked him up.
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So, I think if I...
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Linda, Linda, what have I told you about
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coming in here and talking to me?
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That I shouldn't waste your time by rambling
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like I always do, that I should just
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get to the point, which is sometimes difficult
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because if you and I are gonna ever
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really communicate...
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Linda!
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What do you want?
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Mr. Howler's waiting in the hall to go
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over the results of his insurance physical.
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And there's something else.
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Oh, yeah, he's in a hurry.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Howler.
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Come on in.
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Sit down.
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I told your nurse that all I really
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wanted was for you to sign this insurance
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form.
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I didn't want to disturb you.
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No, it's no problem.
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I just want to go over a few
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of your test results here.
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You know, the only red flag I see
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is your cholesterol, which seems a little high,
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but I won't really know that until I
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check your history.
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So, your last doctor, what was his name?
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Is this really necessary?
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Because I think he actually moved out of
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the neighborhood.
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That's okay.
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We'll track him down.
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Listen, all I really need is for you
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to just...
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I'm sorry to interrupt, but, um, Mr. Howler,
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I can't read your social security number.
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Is the last digit a 2 or a
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5?
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Oh, well, it's a...
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It's a 5.
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Oh, thank you.
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Margaret, do me a favor.
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Close the door, will you?
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Thank you.
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So, what's going on?
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What do you mean?
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Well, first, you didn't want to tell me
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the name of your last doctor, and now
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you can't even remember your own social security
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number.
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Look...
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I-I'm in the middle of a real
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tough situation here.
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I'm listening.
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I'm...
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Well, I'm not Jim Howler.
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Yeah, I got that.
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Jim's my brother.
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And a year ago, he got very sick.
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Missed a lot of work.
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They fired him from his job, and he
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lost his insurance.
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Then they finally figured out what he had
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all along.
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Multiple sclerosis.
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Only now, it's a pre-existing condition, and
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no insurance company will touch him.
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Oh, damn it.
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You know, you hear about those stories.
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You know, I-I'm sorry.
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So we just figured if I could just
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pass this physical, it would solve all of
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his problems.
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You're talking about fraud here.
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Look, Dr. Becker, you have a reputation in
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this neighborhood for helping people, for bending the
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rules.
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Yeah, I bend stupid rules, Mr. Howler.
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Do you have any idea the position you're
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putting me in just by asking me?
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Look, I know that I'm asking a lot,
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but if you just sign this form, you
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will never see me again, and no one
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will ever know.
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But would you at least just think about
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it?
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Please.
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Give me a couple of days.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me.
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I'm looking for Reggie Costas.
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She's in back.
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Could you tell her that Greg is here,
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please?
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Greg?
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You're Reggie's new boyfriend, aren't you?
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Hey, Jake, Reggie's freak of the week is
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here.
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I guess she told you about me.
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I know, it's crazy, proposing like I did.
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After two dates?
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Yeah, just a little.
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Hey, Reggie.
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Oh, hi, Greg.
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Oh, look, about the other day...
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Yeah, you see, I didn't know what I...
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Look, Reggie, I know I surprised you the
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other night when I proposed, okay?
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Truth is, I surprised myself.
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I have just never felt this way about
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anybody before.
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Go on.
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It's gonna sound corny, but I think when
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two people are meant to be together, they
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know it.
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What I'm trying to say, I believe in
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love at first sight.
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Don't you?
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I do.
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I did.
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Well, I think so.
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But us getting married...
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Greg, that's crazy.
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Maybe.
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But if I finally find the woman that
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I want to spend the rest of my
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life with and I let her go, that
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would be crazier.
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Oh, Greg, that's really sweet, but...
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All I'm asking you, okay, is just to
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be open to falling in love.
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Are you open?
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I'm open.
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Me too.
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I mean, is there something holding you back
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here?
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Some dark secret that I don't know about?
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No.
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Oh, no.
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Everything bad in my life you've already met?
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Look, Greg, I'm flattered, but I've only known
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you two days.
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You need time to think about this.
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I understand.
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I'll call you.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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How many times I gotta tell you people?
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I've met Jesus.
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We didn't hit it off.
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It's your neighbor.
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Well, that's sure not gonna get me to
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the door.
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I signed for a package you ordered.
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Whoa.
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Why didn't you say something, you moron?
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Hi.
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Oh, yeah, you're, uh...
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Anita.
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Right, up in 4C.
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You're the...
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Right, the hooker.
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Anita, the hooker.
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I'm thinking of having stationary made.
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Anyway, here's your package.
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Thank you.
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Oh, and thanks for tearing it open, too.
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It was open when I got it.
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A.M. Gold, greatest hits of the 70s.
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Well, there's one song in there I like.
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The Night Chicago Died?
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Oh, and two songs.
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Um...
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Thank you.
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Thanks for doing this.
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You know, you don't always have to be
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so uncomfortable around me.
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I mean, we could have a normal conversation.
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You know, how was your day?
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How was my day?
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It's just that I'm not sure how much
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of your day I'd be comfortable talking about.
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Fine.
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How was your day?
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Uh...
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Today, not so great, as a matter of
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fact.
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Some guy came in and wanted me to
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do something I'm not sure I can do.
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I am with you so far.
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Go on.
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Go on.
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Well, actually, he wanted me to commit insurance
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fraud.
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Funny thing is, the more I think about
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it, the more I think I might do
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it.
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You can't.
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No, you don't understand.
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He's got a very good reason.
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It doesn't matter.
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It's illegal.
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Yeah, you know...
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No offense here, Anita, but it's a little
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strange hearing that coming from somebody who breaks
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the law by the hour.
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Hey, no one gets hurt by what I
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do.
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Well, except one guy.
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But he pays extra.
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00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:18,090
It's a little more complicated than that, you
391
00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:18,210
know?
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I could end up helping somebody who really
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needs it.
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I mean, who's the victim here?
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A corrupt insurance company?
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00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:26,930
You know, that's a popular misconception.
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Insurance is a heavily regulated industry.
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In fact, the only consistent argument they have
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for increasing rates is the amount of fraud
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they withstand.
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At least, that's what my economics professor said.
402
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You're taking an economics class?
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00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,010
No, he's a client.
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You can twist it any way you want,
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but that doesn't change anything.
406
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That man needs you.
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You don't understand, Margaret.
408
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Insurance is a heavily regulated industry.
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In fact, you know, the only consistent argument...
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Oh, give it up.
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You've said that three times, and it still
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doesn't make any sense.
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You have to help that man.
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00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:04,210
I have to?
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00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:04,690
Oh, yeah.
416
00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:06,050
This is great.
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The hooker says that I have to be
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honest.
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00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:10,630
The Bible thumper says I should cheat.
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Oh.
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I wish one woman in my life would
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behave the way I expect her to.
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Oh, Dr. Becker, I forgot to tell you,
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I'm leaving early today.
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00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,970
I can't believe you're telling me to break
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the law.
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00:14:25,870 --> 00:14:27,870
And whatever happened to all that crap about
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thou shalt not steal?
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I was thinking more in terms of benefiting
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the sick.
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00:14:33,530 --> 00:14:34,810
What part of the Bible is that from?
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00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,770
Actually, it's the Hippocratic Oath.
433
00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:37,690
Oh, sure.
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00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:39,230
Throw that in my face one day.
435
00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:43,270
Is Greg here yet?
436
00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:44,790
That freak still in the picture?
437
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,110
He's not a freak.
438
00:14:48,570 --> 00:14:49,990
At least I don't think he is.
439
00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:51,730
Oh, I don't know.
440
00:14:51,810 --> 00:14:53,050
One minute I think I could spend my
441
00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:54,370
life with Greg, and the next minute I
442
00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:56,130
think he's just some weirdo who should get
443
00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:56,750
lost.
444
00:14:57,570 --> 00:14:59,650
You just described my marriage.
445
00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:03,110
Excuse me.
446
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,850
Is there a Dr. John Becker here?
447
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:05,390
No.
448
00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:07,290
Leave a message for him if you want.
449
00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:09,430
Oh, uh, well, will you tell him Clark
450
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,250
Morgan from Evergreen Insurance stopped by with some
451
00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:11,810
news about his car?
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00:15:11,950 --> 00:15:13,790
Oh, oh, yeah, in that case, I'm John
453
00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:14,030
Becker.
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00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:14,890
You are?
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00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:16,310
No, trust me.
456
00:15:16,390 --> 00:15:17,590
No one would be him if they didn't
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00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:18,010
have to.
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00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:19,850
Never mind her.
459
00:15:19,970 --> 00:15:20,970
What's this about my car?
460
00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:21,710
The police found it.
461
00:15:21,770 --> 00:15:22,290
Oh, good.
462
00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:24,270
Unfortunately, it's a total loss.
463
00:15:24,350 --> 00:15:24,950
Ah, damn it!
464
00:15:25,210 --> 00:15:27,230
I just need you to ID the vehicle
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00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,350
before I can release the check.
466
00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:29,830
Yeah, isn't this just the way you pay
467
00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:30,930
your premiums for years?
468
00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:33,330
Check?
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00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:34,430
No.
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00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,450
Now prepare yourself.
471
00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:38,970
These photos are pretty disturbing.
472
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,410
You can see here the seats are ripped,
473
00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:43,890
the sides all dented in.
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And the smell, I-I...
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I don't even know how to describe it.
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00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:51,810
Was it like a cat?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:54,930
Forget her.
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00:15:55,390 --> 00:15:56,050
You're right.
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It's very, very disturbing.
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00:15:57,650 --> 00:15:59,030
You said something about a check.
482
00:15:59,230 --> 00:15:59,610
Yes.
483
00:16:00,010 --> 00:16:01,790
Unfortunately, we can only pay you $800.
484
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:02,530
$800?
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00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,330
I feel so violated.
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00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:09,650
I just need you to sign this.
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I'm sorry for your loss.
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00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:17,940
Yeah, yeah, I...
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00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,260
Oh, don't cluck at me.
490
00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:25,860
Oh, you leave me no choice.
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00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,040
You're the one that's always saying that insurance
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00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,340
companies are just out to screw everyone.
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00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,620
You're just a hypocrite.
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I am not.
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00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:33,420
I'm a hypocrite with $800.
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00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:44,330
Dr. Becker?
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Yeah, hi.
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Come on in.
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00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:47,310
Uh, have a seat, Mr. Howard.
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00:16:48,910 --> 00:16:52,030
You know, uh, the last couple days, I've
501
00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:53,430
been thinking about your brother a lot.
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00:16:54,770 --> 00:16:56,190
As a matter of fact, I-I've thought
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00:16:56,190 --> 00:16:58,030
about this pretty much from every angle, but
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00:16:58,030 --> 00:16:58,950
I-I just, uh...
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00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:00,730
You're not gonna do it, are you?
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00:17:02,030 --> 00:17:03,270
You know, I gotta be honest with you.
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00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,430
If I could help somebody and screw an
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00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:07,290
insurance company at the same time, that would
509
00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:08,930
make my day, but...
510
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:10,450
No, I-I'm sorry.
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00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:11,290
I just can't.
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Thanks.
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For nothing.
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00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,619
Well, wait, let me explain my reasons.
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00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:19,960
You know what?
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00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:21,839
I don't give a damn about your reasons.
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What I do care about, though, is my
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brother.
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00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,859
You know, if you asked me to steal
520
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a half a million dollars, I'd say no.
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00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:29,720
Signing that form is the same thing.
522
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,520
No one would ever have found out.
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00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:33,080
You know, I could lose my license.
524
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,540
There are not a lot of doctors in
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this neighborhood, and whether I like it or
526
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,740
not, a lot of people depend on me.
527
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:38,560
And I'm sorry.
528
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,380
I know you're going through a tough situation,
529
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,700
but it'd be just the wrong thing to
530
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:41,920
do.
531
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,420
Yeah, well, the right thing really doesn't help
532
00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:45,680
my brother, does it?
533
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,780
Well, you know, let me do some research.
534
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,420
Maybe I could find a federal program.
535
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,460
A federal program?
536
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,140
I don't have time for that.
537
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,220
My brother needs help now.
538
00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:57,360
And if you won't give it to him,
539
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,020
then I'll just have to find a doctor
540
00:17:59,020 --> 00:17:59,460
who will.
541
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,100
Well, I hope you do.
542
00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:12,780
I gather you didn't sign Mr. Hallow's form.
543
00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:14,720
No, and don't lecture me, Margaret.
544
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,620
No, I'm not gonna lecture you, John.
545
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,280
I understand.
546
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,860
Maybe what you did was the right thing.
547
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:21,860
How come I feel like crap?
548
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,000
That's how you know.
549
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,900
Well, now that you've decided that it's wrong
550
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,860
to cheat an insurance company, what are you
551
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,360
gonna do with that check for your car?
552
00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:32,660
Oh, come on, Margaret.
553
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:34,200
His claim would've cost millions.
554
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,580
Mine's only 800 bucks.
555
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:37,620
No, you know, no.
556
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,460
I've made up my mind.
557
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,120
There's nothing you can say to, you know,
558
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,460
keep me from taking that money.
559
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,300
How about this?
560
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,500
I already sent it back.
561
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:45,400
What?
562
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,620
John, insurance is a heavily regulated industry.
563
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,940
The only consistent reason they have...
564
00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:53,840
Get the hell out of here.
565
00:18:55,320 --> 00:19:02,980
Well, I got my car back, and yeah,
566
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,920
I could've kept the insurance check, but I
567
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:05,860
just figured...
568
00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:06,360
Shh.
569
00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:07,420
Reggie and Greg.
570
00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:08,540
Greg.
571
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:09,460
Oh, the nut.
572
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,600
Hey, he's the best thing to come into
573
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,680
our lives in a long time.
574
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:12,940
Oh.
575
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,320
Greg, this is all too fast for me.
576
00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:18,700
I need to think about this.
577
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,760
Hey, take all the time you want.
578
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:24,700
I just need to know by Saturday.
579
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:28,040
Saturday.
580
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:30,420
Why Saturday?
581
00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:36,000
Well, I'm, uh, getting married.
582
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:37,320
What?
583
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:38,920
Oh, don't get upset.
584
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,640
If you say yes, that wedding's off.
585
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:45,260
What?
586
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,720
I mean, my fiancé's nice, but when I
587
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,300
met you, I realized I had a chance
588
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,300
to trade up.
589
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:56,540
Trade up?
590
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,020
Are you kidding?
591
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:01,340
What if I had said yes?
592
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:03,360
You know, would you have dumped me as
593
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,380
soon as you met someone better?
594
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:05,980
Reggie, come on.
595
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,180
It's Thursday.
596
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,760
What are the odds of meeting somebody better
597
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:10,460
by Saturday?
598
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:10,680
Hey.
599
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:14,960
You're insane.
600
00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:16,680
Get out.
601
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,760
Get the hell out.
602
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,460
Please, just wait until you see the dress.
603
00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:20,200
Get out!
604
00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:27,530
Go ahead.
605
00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:31,110
Let's get this over with.
606
00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:32,510
Make your jokes.
607
00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:34,710
Anybody?
608
00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:35,290
You want that?
609
00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:35,550
No.
610
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:39,170
I can't believe how close I came to
611
00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:40,450
being Mrs. Greg Jackson.
612
00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:42,070
You're kidding, right?
613
00:20:42,530 --> 00:20:43,450
Did you hear that, you guys?
614
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:44,970
That would have made her Reggie Jackson.
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