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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,349 Available? 2 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:14,349 Hello? 3 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:34,527 And they say, that a dog is man's best friend. 4 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:44,998 - Good evening! - Good evening! 5 00:04:45,311 --> 00:04:47,975 Hey, don't shout, this is a restaurant. 6 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,946 Come on... 7 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,431 Ooh, how I'm starving... 8 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,317 Here we are. 9 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,845 Hey, Gentlemen, no buskers here! 10 00:04:57,980 --> 00:05:00,398 Young man, what buskers? What buskers? 11 00:05:00,656 --> 00:05:02,391 Do we look like buskers to you? 12 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:05,771 Are we buskers, according to you? We are musicians, 13 00:05:05,928 --> 00:05:07,854 We are artists, great artists. 14 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:11,552 We're not loiterers. We don't come here to loiter in the car park. 15 00:05:11,709 --> 00:05:14,414 - In restaurants know what we do? - No. 16 00:05:14,571 --> 00:05:17,190 We fill ourselves up! Understand? 17 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:20,318 - You see this table? - Yes Sir, I set it... 18 00:05:20,728 --> 00:05:23,824 And what happens if I sit, I eat, I get up and leave. 19 00:05:23,981 --> 00:05:26,578 I run after you to make you pay the bill. 20 00:05:26,712 --> 00:05:29,686 - Ignoramus! This filthy tavern, - Wait a minute... 21 00:05:29,910 --> 00:05:31,391 This filthy restaurant... 22 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,317 will become a national monument, 23 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:37,106 this table, an heirloom... and of you perhaps, they'll make a bust. 24 00:05:37,150 --> 00:05:38,874 No, half-length. 25 00:05:38,986 --> 00:05:42,272 - Now I'm getting angry, I'm leaving! - No, I'm sorry professor... 26 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,312 - I've zipped up my stomach! - Look at the professor... 27 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,391 - I'm sorry... - Take it easy... 28 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,470 I'll stay because the Maestro asked me to. 29 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:52,102 - But for him, I would have gone. - Maestro, I thank you. 30 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,266 Have a seat. 31 00:05:54,561 --> 00:05:55,863 - So, what d'you want? - What d'you want? 32 00:05:55,993 --> 00:05:59,000 What "What d'you want?'' What familiarity! 33 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,926 Have we broken bread together? 34 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,781 No! Well then? "What d'you want"! 35 00:06:02,982 --> 00:06:04,639 "What do you want, Sir"? 36 00:06:04,858 --> 00:06:06,357 - Give us the menu. - Yes sir. 37 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,644 And give us a break. 38 00:06:08,025 --> 00:06:12,077 - And bring us some bread and water, lots of bread. - Yes sir, right away. 39 00:06:12,771 --> 00:06:15,278 - What are you doing? - Sharpening the knife. 40 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:19,577 But where were you born? You'll give me a heart attack. 41 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:21,848 Read it. 42 00:06:22,027 --> 00:06:24,998 Bucatini alla matriciana, cutlets in breadcrumbs, 43 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,356 - Stew with peas, - But where are you reading? 44 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:28,885 Here on the left. 45 00:06:29,042 --> 00:06:31,353 - You read on the right. - On the right are the prices. 46 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,317 And that's what we need. 47 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,429 - 300. - Yes. 48 00:06:34,774 --> 00:06:36,072 - 250. - Yes. 49 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:37,309 - 200. - Yes. 50 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,271 - 100. - Stop right there! 51 00:06:39,383 --> 00:06:40,400 Stop at 100. 52 00:06:40,556 --> 00:06:44,902 Now, in a straight line, what corresponds to this 100? 53 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,850 - Consomm�. - Bravo. 54 00:06:46,962 --> 00:06:49,318 In the evening one must eat light, Understand? 55 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:52,450 - Put on your napkin. - When did we ever eat heavy? 56 00:06:52,707 --> 00:06:54,838 Don't interfere! Put on your napkin and eat! 57 00:06:55,129 --> 00:06:56,035 When it arrives! 58 00:07:00,803 --> 00:07:02,998 Here is the water and bread. 59 00:07:03,109 --> 00:07:06,759 - The gentlemen have chosen? - Yes, my good fellow, bring us... 60 00:07:06,983 --> 00:07:08,272 a nice consomm�, but... 61 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,356 - Reduced. - No, thin. 62 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:13,278 But consomm� is typically reduced. 63 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,311 I know, but we are used to taking it thin. 64 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,277 Fine. And then what? 65 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,656 Then, tell me do you serve half portions? 66 00:07:19,768 --> 00:07:21,271 Of course... 67 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:23,843 Then bring us two half-portions of consomm�. 68 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:27,584 Would you like me to serve it with an eye dropper? 69 00:07:27,741 --> 00:07:30,318 Alright. Have patience and be polite. 70 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,104 Bring us one consomm� and two bowls now go! 71 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:37,133 Listen, bring me a nice plate of bucatini alla matriciana. 72 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:41,067 A steak with salad, fruit, cheese... 73 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:42,309 and dessert. 74 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,356 Okay, bucatini, steak with salad, 75 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,311 fruit, cheese and dessert. Fine. 76 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:48,316 - And you? - Excuse me, where's the sink? 77 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,060 - That way. - Come with me. 78 00:07:50,217 --> 00:07:52,390 Come with me and wash yourself up. 79 00:07:55,669 --> 00:07:58,273 What do you take me for? I've got clean hands. 80 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,774 You've got clean hands but a dirty conscience! 81 00:08:00,930 --> 00:08:04,396 How dare you order a sumptuous lunch in front of me, your director? 82 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,796 and with only 150 lira in my pocket 83 00:08:06,885 --> 00:08:10,400 - and I ordered a half consomm�! - But I've got a thousand lira. 84 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:14,273 - I've a thousand lira. - Where did you get it? 85 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,851 - You played in secret? - No... 86 00:08:16,030 --> 00:08:19,590 You pocketed some of the takings? I'll report you for misappropriation. 87 00:08:19,724 --> 00:08:21,391 - No, a 1,000 lira from granny. - granny? 88 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,351 A granny and 1,000 lira. How's that? 89 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:26,320 granny died and left me 1,000,100,000 lira. 90 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:30,126 - But I'll keep the rest as a souvenir. - Where? In your pocket? 91 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:33,580 Don't cheat, let's see your bank book or I'll throttle you! 92 00:08:33,692 --> 00:08:34,856 Give it here! 93 00:08:34,990 --> 00:08:37,318 This is the gratitude you show! 94 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,121 Gratitude, to I who made you. 95 00:08:39,255 --> 00:08:41,276 Who taught you to play bass, which you didn't know, 96 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,641 even playing a wash-tub bass! Wretch! 97 00:08:43,876 --> 00:08:46,898 Who has a granny... even a million grannies... 98 00:08:47,167 --> 00:08:50,274 - This is a deposit book? - No, to the bearer. 99 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,351 And you know what? From now on, this book, 100 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,147 - I'm carrying it. Come on! - But... 101 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:55,389 Silence! 102 00:08:57,759 --> 00:09:00,714 You understand... with a million in my pocket... 103 00:09:00,871 --> 00:09:03,625 with our intelligence, with our musical genius, 104 00:09:03,759 --> 00:09:07,072 my friend, the world is ours! And the pasta is mine. 105 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,242 To you the broth. 106 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,356 - But really... - Really what? 107 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:15,476 The bucatini is mine. - What's that? 108 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,684 Drink your soup and shut up, Understand? 109 00:09:17,729 --> 00:09:19,721 You mustn't interfere, you are my employee! 110 00:09:19,856 --> 00:09:22,321 Or I can suspend you starting today, 111 00:09:23,039 --> 00:09:24,067 Understand? 112 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,865 Drink the soup. And take off your hat. 113 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:30,278 And don't pull that face, don't sulk, be patient. 114 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:33,178 Think of the glory, the success our future. 115 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,356 You know, you know, where I... 116 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:38,126 with granny's million, where I'll take you now? 117 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:39,309 Abroad! 118 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,356 Where genius is truly recognized. 119 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,972 Where all great men, have made their fortune. 120 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:46,318 D'you understand? Tell me you do. 121 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,703 Christopher Columbus, where was he from? 122 00:09:48,851 --> 00:09:50,391 - Genoa. - And he made his fortune? 123 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,317 - In America. - You see... 124 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,396 - And Napoleon Bonaparte, where he was from? - Corsica. 125 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:57,602 - And where he made his fortune? - In France. 126 00:09:57,669 --> 00:10:01,269 - And Mike Buongiorno? - American. - He made his fortune? - Here in Italy. 127 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,560 Why not us, we'll follow in the footsteps of the great Corsican. 128 00:10:04,717 --> 00:10:07,324 We'll set off for Paris, Paris. Now eat your soup. 129 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,436 And put on your hat, I mean raise your hat. 130 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,397 Put on your hat, raise your spoon, 131 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,351 don't suck your thumb like an animal! 132 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,808 The broth it sucks! 133 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,391 What are you doing? 134 00:15:32,074 --> 00:15:35,141 - Aren't you ashamed? - No. - Don't be so stupid. 135 00:15:35,656 --> 00:15:37,351 Montanaro had nothing like this! 136 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:41,343 You imagined coming to Paris to see a strip-tease? 137 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:45,164 - What, what is it? - You soaked me. - Me? 138 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,626 - You spat... - Don't tell such lies. 139 00:16:11,893 --> 00:16:14,946 - You cover your eyes to not look? - No, it's a keyhole. 140 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:17,229 It's like looking through a keyhole. 141 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,092 How's that? Let me see. 142 00:16:19,227 --> 00:16:20,435 Look. 143 00:17:13,844 --> 00:17:16,318 You're right... It seems I'm like 144 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:19,318 all intimate, avec la femme. 145 00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:23,678 - Where's the toilet? - La bas, Monsieur. 146 00:17:25,163 --> 00:17:26,775 - Where are you going? - The toilet. 147 00:17:26,909 --> 00:17:29,349 What do you want with the toilet? 148 00:17:30,595 --> 00:17:32,271 Get a move on. 149 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,012 Mimi?... Mimi, where are you? 150 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,469 Mimi where are you? 151 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,281 Where on earth's he got to the jerk... 152 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:24,042 Mi... Mi... 153 00:18:24,627 --> 00:18:27,224 What are you doing? Is this going to the toilet? 154 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,396 These are the actresses' dressing rooms. 155 00:18:29,552 --> 00:18:31,993 - I got the wrong corridor. - "Wrong corridor"! 156 00:18:32,127 --> 00:18:34,679 Aren't you ashamed, you dirty dog! 157 00:18:34,926 --> 00:18:36,277 And at your age. 158 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,320 To spy through a keyhole. 159 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,164 Watch out... if they catch you. How you'll disgrace me. 160 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,910 You wretch. 161 00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:46,716 - What? - And how old are you? 162 00:18:46,828 --> 00:18:49,318 That's none of your business. 163 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,515 - What now? - If they catch you, what a disgrace. 164 00:18:52,582 --> 00:18:55,561 Not me. I'm different I'll explain later.. 165 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,964 But she's fully dressed! - Yeah? 166 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,076 Well, after so many strippers, a woman fully clothed, 167 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,845 gives you... 168 00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:08,398 Degenerate! Come on. 169 00:19:40,807 --> 00:19:43,313 Madame et Monsieur, we are delighted 170 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,978 to present for you our star attractions. 171 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,313 The two international stars: 172 00:19:48,514 --> 00:19:50,663 Babette and Pate-a-Choux. 173 00:20:33,544 --> 00:20:36,007 - You're having fun, eh? - A world of fun. 174 00:20:50,141 --> 00:20:53,175 Now these are women, damn it. 175 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,847 Daughters of art... they must be daughters of art. 176 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,937 Or I need an eye test. Nothing escapes me. 177 00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:11,170 Those two girls we need to know. 178 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:13,271 Those two femmes. Are you in? 179 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,514 - I'm in. - Are you in? 180 00:21:16,929 --> 00:21:18,728 Waiter! 181 00:21:20,225 --> 00:21:22,686 - Where d'you think you are? - He took no notice! 182 00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:26,386 - Oui, monsieur. - Could we get to know those two nymphets? 183 00:21:26,513 --> 00:21:29,536 Of course, as soon as they've finished their number. 184 00:21:29,692 --> 00:21:31,357 And another litre of champagne. 185 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,392 Oui, Monsieur. 186 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,398 - Say, isn't it dangerous? - What? 187 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,357 Those two if they're infected... 188 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,311 Are you crazy? What do you mean? 189 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,396 I said nymphets, not infected. 190 00:21:41,941 --> 00:21:45,299 Nymphet comes from nymph, when a woman has beautiful... 191 00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:47,311 lymphs, glands! 192 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:49,083 - Then I'm dangerous too. - Why? 193 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,760 - I'm lymphatic, look! - You're crazy. 194 00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:53,469 Well, I'm anaemic. 195 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,353 You know what you are? I'll explain later. 196 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,463 - Yes. - Look at that. 197 00:22:19,501 --> 00:22:21,090 They'll be here immediately. 198 00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:24,359 This is the favourite brand of Babette and Pate-a-Choux. 199 00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:27,353 - What'd he say? - This is their favourite brand. 200 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,277 It's a brand of pastasciutta. 201 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,316 Pasta in a bottle? 202 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,316 Hey... this is Paris. 203 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:36,391 What do we know? Don't beans come in tins? 204 00:22:36,503 --> 00:22:38,606 That's Paris for you. 205 00:22:38,807 --> 00:22:40,390 But 4,000 lira for pasta? 206 00:22:42,211 --> 00:22:43,351 You understand nothing! 207 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,277 What the heck, you're so thick! 208 00:22:45,424 --> 00:22:49,278 These women, we need them. They'll know all the best businessmen in Paris, 209 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:53,105 and we need them to introduce us. Understand? It's a question of... 210 00:22:53,195 --> 00:22:55,254 - Understand? - What? - It's... 211 00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:04,358 Shut up. Here they are. Adjust your tie. 212 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,318 - I'm Babette. - And I'm Pate-a-Choux. 213 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,200 Ah, this is pastasciutta. What was I thinking? 214 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,389 May I? 215 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:15,127 Nini Chanteclair, famous artist of great renown. 216 00:23:15,239 --> 00:23:16,784 - And him? - He doesn't count. 217 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:20,008 He's a dead beat. he's my second. 218 00:23:21,478 --> 00:23:24,555 But you Italians are so hot, you'd burn the place down. 219 00:23:24,712 --> 00:23:28,294 What d'you expect! Faced with two beauties like you, I'd burn up anything. 220 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,085 Like Pythagoras! 221 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,356 But he doesn't burn, doesn't heat up. 222 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,742 At the most I become tepid. 223 00:23:35,987 --> 00:23:39,274 I like tepid. Come on, tell me something. 224 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:42,278 - Go on, say something. - What... Good evening. 225 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:45,352 Goodnight! Tell them: Cherie, je t'aime... 226 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,151 Mon petit choux, enchante, separe! 227 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,599 Separe you think immediately of separe! 228 00:23:53,614 --> 00:23:55,785 We want... he wanted to ask you... 229 00:23:55,964 --> 00:23:58,273 I'll speak, I'm the first. 230 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,351 So I wanted to ask you, 231 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:04,359 if you could introduce us... 232 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,954 In your circle, here, in your circle. 233 00:24:07,199 --> 00:24:09,390 - Ah, because you two also... - Yes, yes. 234 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,357 We want to be introduced... 235 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,391 - In your scene, here. - In... in... 236 00:24:13,799 --> 00:24:17,650 Ah, because you also are contra-nature? 237 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:19,429 No. Contra-bass. 238 00:24:19,915 --> 00:24:21,431 I'm the first and he's the second. 239 00:24:22,311 --> 00:24:24,020 They call it counter-bass? 240 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,469 - Adieu, Pate-a-Choux. - Hello. 241 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,578 Why that long face? 242 00:24:30,734 --> 00:24:33,438 It's my last evening with you unfortunately. 243 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:36,645 - They sent me a card. - Bad news from home? 244 00:24:37,137 --> 00:24:39,152 No, at home all's well, but... 245 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,078 I mean my draft card. Just think, 246 00:24:42,235 --> 00:24:45,839 I'll have to do 18 months of military service. 247 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:48,395 Camp follower? 248 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,356 You bet, I'll make a fine soldier. 249 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,920 Women's Auxiliary? 250 00:24:52,054 --> 00:24:54,315 No! These will be policewomen, you know... 251 00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:56,876 Oh no, not the auxiliary. 252 00:24:57,018 --> 00:24:59,353 Rise early, forced marches, 253 00:24:59,742 --> 00:25:02,438 uniforms that stink and what's worse... 254 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,316 I must cut off all my blonde hair. 255 00:25:05,518 --> 00:25:08,294 - What branch are you in? - Para. 256 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,182 - Para what? - Paratroopers. 257 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,311 Excuse me, but there must be an error? 258 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,153 Maybe your card was for your brother? 259 00:25:16,847 --> 00:25:19,780 Mais non, I have only two sisters. 260 00:25:19,937 --> 00:25:22,534 At home the only male is me! 261 00:25:27,863 --> 00:25:31,393 Excuse me, are you too in the same condition she is? 262 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,357 No. Fortunately not. 263 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,287 No. Military service, we've already done it. 264 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,349 Where are you going? 265 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,366 Didn't you want to be introduced into our circle? 266 00:25:47,456 --> 00:25:48,754 Oh, come on! 267 00:25:53,098 --> 00:25:54,355 Some people! 268 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,867 But didn't you notice, Carlo, they're just two yokels. 269 00:25:57,934 --> 00:25:59,317 Cheers. 270 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,317 Excuse me, I said excuse me. 271 00:26:06,683 --> 00:26:08,311 When someone says sorry. 272 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,429 Sit down. 273 00:26:17,268 --> 00:26:18,387 Let's have a look. 274 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:56,475 Gar�on! 275 00:26:57,502 --> 00:27:00,357 - Monsieur? - He said "Monsieur". Hear that? 276 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,358 Bring us a bottle of champagne, but chilled. 277 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,351 - Bien, Monsieur. - From under the fountain. 278 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,313 He said "bien". "Monsieur". You know what that means? 279 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,174 Sir. 280 00:27:20,079 --> 00:27:22,436 I've told you so many times, no photographs. 281 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,159 No, darling, it's not important. Forget it. 282 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,196 Come on darling let's go. 283 00:27:27,819 --> 00:27:30,036 The path to success, I've found it. 284 00:27:30,193 --> 00:27:31,389 Where are you going? Stay still! 285 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,976 I found it here. The path to success is here. 286 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:36,316 And you know what it's called? Advertising. 287 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,351 - How do we do it? - Newspapers. 288 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:39,997 Magazines. 289 00:27:40,154 --> 00:27:43,198 Just don't want to be photographed and all the papers'll photograph you. 290 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,272 It's not that we don't want it... They don't want to photograph us. 291 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,311 How clever you are! How smart! 292 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,196 You have to provoke them! That's why I brought you? 293 00:27:51,277 --> 00:27:53,569 Provoke them. Be an agent provocateur. 294 00:27:53,681 --> 00:27:55,351 You see that paparazzo? 295 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,391 - What? - That paparazzo. 296 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,358 Hey, you said a rude word. 297 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,317 - Are you crazy? - I heard it. 298 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:05,272 Paparazzo... I said... p... p... paparazzo. 299 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,271 It's a rude word, paparazzo? 300 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:10,099 Paparazzo means a street photographer. 301 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,092 You go near that one, attack him. 302 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:17,189 First tear the camera from his hands, and hit him on the head with it. 303 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,392 Then, thump him, kick him, slap him. 304 00:28:21,157 --> 00:28:25,344 - Then scream... - At him? - We don't want to be photographed! 305 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,077 - And then what? - Then I come. 306 00:28:28,933 --> 00:28:31,261 That one? He's a bit big. 307 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:35,407 We tailor a mini paparazzo specially for you? Don't make me laugh. 308 00:28:36,101 --> 00:28:38,698 - Hey, hurry up? - Certainly. 309 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,273 How dare you? Give me that camera. 310 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,308 - We don't want to be photographed! - Who's photographing? 311 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,356 But what do you want from me? 312 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,114 Me nothing, it's him who wants it. 313 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,196 - Him? But who's he? - It's Nini Chanteclaire. 314 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,389 But who's this Chanteclaire? 315 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,317 I am, for your information. 316 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,271 And you should be ashamed, understand? 317 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,225 - I should be ashamed? - Yes, to photograph, 318 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,317 an artist like me. We also are great artists, 319 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,784 and we want our privacy and quiet. 320 00:29:05,896 --> 00:29:07,799 We don't want to be... Slap him! 321 00:29:07,888 --> 00:29:09,315 He slapped me? 322 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:12,397 You're a paparazzo and now stop paparazzing us. 323 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,311 We're sick of it! Down with paparazzi! Another slap! 324 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,356 Another. Give him another! 325 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,856 Break the camera! A kick in the pants! 326 00:29:20,013 --> 00:29:21,317 It's too much. 327 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,396 They've targeted us for three hours. 328 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,162 - Who's targeting? - You're targeting. 329 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,118 You're a sharpshooter! Understand? 330 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,311 Just because one is called Nini Chanteclaire, 331 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,318 They're a pain in the neck, these photographers. 332 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,356 Break his camera. Give him a slap, 333 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,311 Give him a punch, a bite, a kick! 334 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,895 But enough! Enough! 335 00:29:40,984 --> 00:29:43,353 I'm simply a tourist who's taking pictures! 336 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,391 - A tourist? - Tourist! Hold everything! 337 00:29:45,614 --> 00:29:47,696 How dare you, you rascal. 338 00:29:47,808 --> 00:29:49,607 - Beating up a tourist? - Me? 339 00:29:49,809 --> 00:29:51,645 For beating up a tourist, you can go to jail. 340 00:29:51,801 --> 00:29:53,357 - But you told me to! - No! 341 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,392 - I said beat up the paparazzi! - And I won't go to jail? 342 00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:00,368 No, it ends up in the newspapers, in magazines, on TV. 343 00:30:00,704 --> 00:30:02,311 - Did he hurt you? - Of course! 344 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,813 - He beat you up? - Yes 345 00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,738 Give him a slap. Go on! 346 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:11,247 TWO ITALIAN MUSICIANS NINI CHANTECLAIRE 347 00:30:24,065 --> 00:30:27,198 Monsieur Grimeau? The two Italian musicians have arrived. 348 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,955 Show them in. 349 00:30:30,544 --> 00:30:32,311 Please come in. 350 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,551 - Allow me? - Avancez. 351 00:30:36,999 --> 00:30:39,574 - The basses - Outside. - Bring them in. 352 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,351 Here. 353 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,352 - Pull, pull. - Qu'est-ce que c'est? 354 00:30:46,777 --> 00:30:48,702 But no! But, no, no! 355 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,272 - Qu'est-ce que c'est? - Excuse-nous Monsieur. 356 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:58,756 - It's not possible. - La porte is the worse for wear. 357 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,149 How dare you, in front of me... 358 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,219 speak French when you don't know it. I'm here, so shut up. 359 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,475 Excuse me, Monsieur. 360 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,944 Excuse the disaster, but you know how it is. 361 00:31:08,078 --> 00:31:10,024 The double bass, c'est tres grand... 362 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,837 The door! 363 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:16,707 The door, c'est tres petite and bim-bam-bom on the ground. 364 00:31:17,065 --> 00:31:19,539 But I speak Italian. I know your language well. 365 00:31:19,673 --> 00:31:21,116 Veramon? 366 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,728 I mean, veramon you know it... 367 00:31:22,884 --> 00:31:25,135 - Ah, vraiment! Really. - Oui. 368 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,750 I love very much Italy and also Italian artists. 369 00:31:29,019 --> 00:31:29,994 Yes. 370 00:31:30,084 --> 00:31:32,271 So as soon as I read in the newspaper, 371 00:31:32,322 --> 00:31:35,392 that you were in Paris, I gave orders to summon you to my office. 372 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,975 Understand? You've done well? 373 00:31:38,132 --> 00:31:39,389 Oui, oui, oui. 374 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,477 Because we've had beaucoup de preposterous! 375 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,964 I can believe it. Two virtuosos like you! 376 00:31:45,054 --> 00:31:47,318 Modestament Modest men. 377 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,311 I say to myself... 378 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,351 Because je suis, je... 379 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,351 je... je suis je suis... 380 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,515 Je suis... 381 00:31:54,788 --> 00:31:59,109 cette the unique double bass duo de le monde, modest mently. 382 00:31:59,199 --> 00:32:01,356 Qu'est-ce que c'est? Ah, je ne pas comprends. 383 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,391 - What did he say? - Comprenne pas. 384 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,484 - Meaning? - He doesn't buy bread. - Who cares! 385 00:32:06,730 --> 00:32:08,312 I'm curious to see... 386 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,318 what you can do with those two basses. 387 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,132 If your lady will allow it... 388 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,311 You will see something... 389 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,151 look here is my professor. 390 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,356 - Some counterpoints! - Thank you! 391 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,470 - Maestro is very nice to me. - Nah. 392 00:32:22,638 --> 00:32:24,315 - Please, Maestro. - Nah. 393 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,312 With great pleasure. This is my stage, 394 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,916 where I've launched on their flight to fame, hundreds of stars. 395 00:32:31,055 --> 00:32:32,952 It's all yours! Go on! 396 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,277 Please, It's all yours! 397 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,579 Thank you! Hey, me first. 398 00:32:40,951 --> 00:32:43,353 We'll perform a symphony in A major, 399 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,033 - for first bass. - And second bass. 400 00:32:46,235 --> 00:32:48,608 My own creation. Unpublished. 401 00:32:53,915 --> 00:32:55,550 Get out of the way. 402 00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,351 That'll teach you! 403 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,094 Excuse me, When you must, you must. 404 00:33:49,117 --> 00:33:50,035 It's faulty. 405 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,392 Wretch that you are! Rascal! 406 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,318 You're a dead loss! Understand? 407 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,389 Look what you've done... 408 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:14,726 Excuse me, be patient. It was his fault. 409 00:34:14,856 --> 00:34:16,389 I whipped it out! 410 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,219 And it was swollen maybe? 411 00:34:18,353 --> 00:34:21,633 - It was a little sticky. - Sorry, it was a little sticky. 412 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,144 So we learn! 413 00:34:32,928 --> 00:34:35,771 We will now perform a symphony in A major 414 00:34:35,883 --> 00:34:38,278 - for first bass... - And second bass. 415 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,389 Come on! 416 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,271 One, two, three, go. 417 00:35:00,671 --> 00:35:02,686 One, two, three, go. 418 00:35:32,128 --> 00:35:33,875 Rascal that you are! 419 00:35:34,076 --> 00:35:37,274 Is this why you stood an hour in front of the poulterer. 420 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,357 No, but... I wanted to play a joke on the poulterer. 421 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,705 A joke? You're a kleptomaniac! 422 00:35:42,755 --> 00:35:46,138 What a figure we'll cut in Paris and they'll say that we Italians... 423 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,429 Excuse me Monsieur, mon ami... 424 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:51,393 has had an idea, oui, a souvenir of Italy. Voila. 425 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,357 Ah, merci beaucoup! 426 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,278 C'est blanche! C'est poulet blanche! 427 00:35:59,026 --> 00:36:00,431 Go on, go on... 428 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,805 We'll perform... 429 00:36:02,917 --> 00:36:06,634 The Symphony in A Major with solo for first double bass 430 00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:08,537 And also second double bass. 431 00:36:08,649 --> 00:36:10,351 My own creation, unpublished. 432 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,082 One, two, three, go! 433 00:36:38,218 --> 00:36:41,034 Wretch! Look, look, look... 434 00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:43,435 No, cold, cold, cold. 435 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,011 Hot, hot, hot 436 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,469 Eh, sorry... 437 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,278 Monsieur, excuse us, not pratique de Paris, 438 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,893 and the first fois. Won't be long. 439 00:36:57,027 --> 00:36:59,271 C'est formidable! 440 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,431 Bravo! Bravissimo! Formidable! 441 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,801 - That's enough! - How enough? 442 00:37:04,936 --> 00:37:07,533 We've not finished playing the piece. 443 00:37:07,779 --> 00:37:09,984 - Who is it? - It's me. - Come in 444 00:37:11,865 --> 00:37:14,170 It doesn't matter what you play next! 445 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,435 Your number is so much fun. 446 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,511 If I laugh, all Paris laughs, I guarantee it! 447 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:20,097 How would all Paris laugh? 448 00:37:20,231 --> 00:37:22,311 Do you take us for two clowns? 449 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,357 We are two artists! Understand? Two musicians! 450 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,351 This little guy 451 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,391 has studied point and counterpoint. 452 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,391 - Mais non, - He's man full of wit. 453 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,317 D'you think we're two beggars? 454 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,271 - Listen. - Mere buskers? 455 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,841 You know what? Paris is not for us! 456 00:37:37,975 --> 00:37:40,527 Paris is just not serious enough for us! 457 00:37:40,684 --> 00:37:42,311 Monsieur! Have you understood? 458 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,351 - We are going to Madrid! - Madrid! There are bullfighters! 459 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,173 What did you expect to find, Eskimos? 460 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,311 You know what? He's a cochon! 461 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,356 - Parbleu! Let's go! - Mais pourquoi? 462 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,272 - Porkwa and porko! - Let me speak! 463 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,311 What do we care! Let us go! 464 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,430 And don't touch me! 465 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,391 Manuel, I gotta tell you? You'll ruin me! 466 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,351 - I don't care! - I have a full house. 467 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,277 - I don't care! - They're all expecting you! 468 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,124 - You always want Manuel! - But Manuel... 469 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,390 They also expect your dignity as an artist! 470 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,510 - I don't care! - Why don't you care? 471 00:38:45,845 --> 00:38:49,312 Who cares! Are there guitarists? No! So no singing! 472 00:38:50,881 --> 00:38:53,120 - Where are you? - Here as always. 473 00:38:54,575 --> 00:38:56,993 - Senores, senores! Where are you going? - Inside! 474 00:38:57,166 --> 00:38:59,129 You can't go inside with those basses. 475 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,271 Understand? You can't go in. 476 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,390 - Me? Why? - Is it true that he can't go in? 477 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,391 No! Los dos! 478 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,431 - Ah, says you got a dose. - Of what? 479 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,351 Well? Did you get a dose? - Me no. 480 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,318 No dose? But she says she saw you. 481 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,317 No. Los estrumientos. 482 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,510 Ah! The instruments. I'm sorry but we never leave them. 483 00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:19,397 They're like children to us. 484 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:23,779 Have you ever seen a father who abandons his children? Never! 485 00:39:24,219 --> 00:39:26,851 - I expect the director will complain. - Yes, off you go. 486 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:31,038 - She's nice, eh? - Very. - The Spanish are all like that. - Yes. 487 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,311 I'm ruined! You've ruined me! 488 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,150 - It'll be on your conscience! - Senor director. 489 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,914 Two men with instruments are out there. 490 00:39:40,227 --> 00:39:41,861 - Really? - Sign them up. 491 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,966 Then I'll sing! 492 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,356 Go and get ready. You'll find them on stage. 493 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,317 Please eh... let the force be with you! 494 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,430 The people want Manuel! Some food please! 495 00:39:54,146 --> 00:39:57,146 See how fine? Only in Spain they make them so. 496 00:39:57,370 --> 00:40:00,273 - You're here! - Good morning. 497 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,687 - But you're not you! - How are we not we? 498 00:40:02,843 --> 00:40:04,858 We are we! He is he and I am me. 499 00:40:05,060 --> 00:40:07,430 I mean you're not the guitarists for Manuel! 500 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,357 Excuse me, but you want to offend us? 501 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,356 How could you take us for guitarists? 502 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,277 For who have you taken us? 503 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,147 Please be patient! We are musicians! 504 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,546 - Classical music. - And chamber. 505 00:40:17,614 --> 00:40:20,867 Excuse me, but hear me out. 506 00:40:20,979 --> 00:40:23,358 Look, chamber or not chamber, 507 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,556 classical or non-classical, you must do me a great kindness. 508 00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:29,353 - If we can... - Gentlemen, it's life or death, 509 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,117 my reputation. You could save it! 510 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,272 - Do me this great kindness? - We are Italians abroad. 511 00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,377 - We'll do it if possible. - Great. 512 00:40:36,511 --> 00:40:38,273 - You know what to do? - Yes. 513 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:39,475 Accompany Manuel. 514 00:40:40,262 --> 00:40:42,568 - Does he live far away? - But I'm tired. 515 00:40:42,658 --> 00:40:44,024 No, no, no. 516 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,225 I've not explained well, accompany him with the basses. 517 00:40:47,359 --> 00:40:48,857 Even worse. 518 00:40:48,924 --> 00:40:50,471 With the weight of those basses? 519 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,318 - Leave the basses here... - And we'll go in a taxi. 520 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,312 But that's not it, I said to accompany him 521 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,662 in his songs, with your instruments. 522 00:40:58,841 --> 00:41:02,433 But they can't play the guitar parts with those basses. 523 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,550 - I never thought of that. - What do you mean? 524 00:41:04,689 --> 00:41:06,471 Are you trying to offend us? 525 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,432 We're not guitarists but we have basses? 526 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,398 The bass in this case makes no difference... 527 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,436 It's a matter of skill, and a question of hands, 528 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,397 of the heart, the soul, the brain, 529 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,431 of the liver... and we have all these things, understand? 530 00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,353 Eh? It depends on how you play. 531 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,271 We with these instruments we can come up with 532 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,311 any sound you want. Want to hear the trumpet, 533 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,436 Want to hear the trombone? 534 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,318 The bass drum? Want to hear the violin? 535 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,960 The cello? The bass drum, the whole kitchen sink? 536 00:41:32,117 --> 00:41:34,061 I do the washing up too. 537 00:41:34,396 --> 00:41:36,472 Never mind who does the washing up. 538 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,353 - I need a guitar! - Why not, even a guitar! 539 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,166 - Even the guitar? - Yes, Sir. 540 00:41:44,860 --> 00:41:46,431 Allow me, Sir! 541 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,313 - And you too. - Thanks. 542 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,349 Many thanks. 543 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:55,313 - Good, good, then we can go. - One moment, one moment. 544 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,271 I'll give you anything you want. 545 00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,316 - Just a moment. - I'll pay you. 546 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,356 You'll give us what we want. 547 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,396 What you want. Any amount. 548 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,313 - How much should we ask for? - Five million pesetas apiece. 549 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,396 Are you mad? Are you crazy? 550 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,000 What a brain you've got! 551 00:42:10,179 --> 00:42:12,317 - It's too much? - Not enough! 552 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,316 Ten apiece and that's that. 553 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,349 No, no, no... 554 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,351 Ten million... Ten million each? 555 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,358 - But don't joke... - Let's hear no more about it. 556 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,470 - Ten Senor? But... - Each. And that's that. 557 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,432 No, we'll discuss it later and you'll see that we'll agree. 558 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,358 - Okay, we'll settle it... - Go and play... 559 00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,431 Oh I forgot... 560 00:42:30,717 --> 00:42:33,868 - Senor, hey, the show! - Coming! 561 00:43:16,812 --> 00:43:19,633 Felipe... Felipe... 562 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,436 Felipe! These aren't my guitarists! 563 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,352 Ssssh! Quiet! We've had a stroke of luck. 564 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,391 - What luck? - These are two celebrities... 565 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,278 - Two virtuosi. - But not my guitarists! 566 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,017 Quiet. With those basses, they can play whatever you want. 567 00:43:33,151 --> 00:43:34,311 But no guitar. 568 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,316 They've explained, 569 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,754 music it's not... it's in their fingers, brain, heart! 570 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,880 Relax, you'll be a smash. 571 00:43:42,059 --> 00:43:43,693 Right? Alright. 572 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,036 And now we'll sing. 573 00:44:04,290 --> 00:44:08,544 Through leaving your motherrrrrr... 574 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:22,530 Pots and pans to mennnnnnnnnnnnd... 575 00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,278 And by the flower of my love... 576 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,318 And by the flower of all flowers... 577 00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:03,319 And the sun from my window. 578 00:45:05,593 --> 00:45:06,947 But what do you want?! 579 00:45:07,103 --> 00:45:09,723 I can't sing! I can't sing any more! 580 00:45:09,924 --> 00:45:13,354 Felipe! Felipe! I can't sing any more! 581 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,349 Please! 582 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,351 Apart from chamber music, 583 00:45:25,763 --> 00:45:29,054 Play something, but for heaven's sake play! 584 00:49:02,841 --> 00:49:04,277 Here we are. 585 00:49:15,540 --> 00:49:18,278 Two whiskey and soda. 586 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,003 - Okay? - No, I'll have a soda. 587 00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,059 A soda? Are you crazy? 588 00:49:23,147 --> 00:49:25,790 In England, drink soda? What'll they think. 589 00:49:25,902 --> 00:49:28,432 Here you drink whiskey, whiskey! 590 00:49:29,674 --> 00:49:31,569 Well? Cheers. 591 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:34,309 Thanks. 592 00:49:37,435 --> 00:49:38,353 Blimey! 593 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,206 Magnificent! 594 00:51:31,035 --> 00:51:33,271 - Pepper! - Ah, you know her? 595 00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:35,276 - No, - You called her Pepper. 596 00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,276 Pepper's hot stuff. 597 00:52:20,616 --> 00:52:22,351 Hot pepper! 598 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,317 A la sante! 599 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,019 - It's carbolic acid! - What carbolic acid! 600 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,316 What are you doing? 601 00:52:32,638 --> 00:52:34,791 But what did you do, you fool? 602 00:52:35,149 --> 00:52:38,261 - You threw whiskey on that man! - No, I didn't realise. 603 00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:41,273 You threw it in his face! Like so. 604 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:44,312 Look. Carbolic acid! 605 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,349 - I did that? - Yes! 606 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,520 I had the glass in my hand so when I said: 607 00:52:47,677 --> 00:52:50,952 Carbolic acid, I did it but without realizing it. 608 00:52:51,064 --> 00:52:53,751 Don't make me angry, you did it like this. 609 00:52:53,975 --> 00:52:55,845 - Me? - Yes. - But look... 610 00:52:56,092 --> 00:52:58,314 I was here and I came here, 611 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:00,469 I don't like it... 612 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,396 Don't insist, you'll make me angry, 613 00:53:03,569 --> 00:53:05,982 I'll forget you're my co-worker and slap you. 614 00:53:06,139 --> 00:53:07,431 You did... this! 615 00:53:07,621 --> 00:53:08,607 - Me? - Eh! 616 00:53:09,366 --> 00:53:11,851 - I'm sorry but... - Excuse me sir, 617 00:53:12,030 --> 00:53:14,784 you know my friend is a foreigner. 618 00:53:15,190 --> 00:53:16,349 Come on. 619 00:55:17,245 --> 00:55:18,435 Please Sirs! 620 00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,316 Lovely! Lovely! 621 00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,392 - Lovely even for you? - Ah very, very interesting. 622 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,083 - Italian? - Italian. - Countryman? - Countryman! 623 00:55:40,218 --> 00:55:43,016 - Hear that? - Immigrant? - No, no, no, pure Italian. 624 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,311 If he's pure Italian he's no immigrant! 625 00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:46,990 Some footballers are immigrants. 626 00:55:47,111 --> 00:55:49,271 What footballers? He's not going to play football. 627 00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,396 To make you happy I'll ask, but I don't believe it. 628 00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:53,311 I'm sorry... 629 00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:54,768 - Excuse me sir... - Yes? 630 00:55:54,858 --> 00:55:58,274 - Are you a footballer? - No, no, I don't play football. 631 00:55:58,320 --> 00:55:59,309 - Don't play football? - No, no. 632 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,277 Hear that? He doesn't play football. 633 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,638 Don't be such a pain. 634 00:56:02,817 --> 00:56:05,432 Hey, let's settle up now. 635 00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:08,438 Noooo... who's complaining... Causing trouble again. 636 00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,311 I've had enough! 637 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,435 - You scare me. - Why? 638 00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:13,436 Why, is this the time and place? 639 00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:15,858 Yes but you're wasting my granny's money! 640 00:56:16,194 --> 00:56:18,970 - I... - Young man, let's measure our words. 641 00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:21,995 Understand? You'll send a fine man to jail. 642 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,913 Your granny's money, you're wasting it not me! 643 00:56:25,115 --> 00:56:26,429 - I'll pay mine. - But how... 644 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,020 And don't raise your voice! He's Italian. 645 00:56:29,154 --> 00:56:32,437 - Pay how if you've no money! - But it's only temporary... 646 00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,431 As a result I'll have money and I'll pay. 647 00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:37,313 Indeed to not hear any more of your Greek laments 648 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,510 I'll pay all costs, even of the whole trip. 649 00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:42,271 - It's understood, of course. - But how? 650 00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:44,271 For every dollar we spend, 651 00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:45,965 I'll make you a kind of treasury bond. 652 00:56:46,127 --> 00:56:48,356 - Signed by me. - Oh sure, signed by you... 653 00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,397 What's wrong with "signed by me"? 654 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,431 If endorsing it to you is okay? Then I'll endorse. 655 00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,311 - If you endorse it, yes. - Oh! 656 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,311 Indeed we'll do it. For you, you know how it is, 657 00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,476 life and death at any moment for us travellers, 658 00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,519 you can die, You're here and then it's too late. 659 00:57:00,653 --> 00:57:02,310 You're a goner. So they say. 660 00:57:03,026 --> 00:57:05,271 - Who says? - I'm onto it. 661 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,311 I'll do it immediately, Give me a pen. 662 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,351 - I don't have a pen. - You've no pen... 663 00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:12,312 - I've not got one. - What, you come abroad 664 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,699 - without a pen in your pocket! - Oh well... 665 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:18,352 Jesus Christ... Excuse me, Italian... 666 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,356 - Italian, yes... - Yes, I know, Italian... 667 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,356 - Ah Italian... - You have a pen please? 668 00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,397 - Excuse me... - Please, never mind... 669 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,351 You know how it is, we left it at the hotel. 670 00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,358 See, the gentleman travels abroad and takes a pen. 671 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,273 - And why don't you have one? - Because I'm incognito. 672 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,277 So tell me now... 673 00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:36,820 - How much have we spent? - 400,000. 674 00:57:36,977 --> 00:57:40,479 Do you want one for 400, or four for 100? 675 00:57:40,872 --> 00:57:43,130 No, no, just one, or I'll lose them. 676 00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,884 Just one. 400, dated today... 677 00:57:46,169 --> 00:57:48,436 I sign with my hand. 678 00:57:48,900 --> 00:57:51,688 - D'you also want 100,000 lire interest? - No no no... 679 00:57:51,867 --> 00:57:55,069 Ah ah ah... I thought so! I thought so, matey! 680 00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,311 - That's done. - Have you endorsed it? 681 00:57:58,320 --> 00:57:59,389 Sign on the back. 682 00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,431 Here, I made the letters, all right? 683 00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:04,438 - Where'll you put this now? - I'll put it here, don't be afraid. 684 00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,357 Don't lose it, I'll say nothing more. 685 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,476 Sorry, sorry... my pen? 686 00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:10,309 Want a pen? 687 00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:11,349 Here. 688 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,311 After I've given it back. As they say: 689 00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:16,358 Don't steal a pen Or you'll end up in the pen. 690 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,389 Here. 691 00:58:17,821 --> 00:58:20,313 Look, thank you for you kindness... 692 00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:24,319 It was very kind and I'm thinking of making you a present. 693 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,311 - Thank you. - That you will like a lot. 694 00:58:27,053 --> 00:58:30,008 I give... nothing more nor less than my autograph! 695 00:58:30,187 --> 00:58:31,309 Thank you. 696 00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,470 Could I... have the pen please. 697 00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:35,469 - Here you go... - That's it. 698 00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:38,396 That's it... that's it. Look. 699 00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:42,353 Chant... there! 700 00:58:43,787 --> 00:58:45,397 Nini Chanteclaire. 701 00:58:46,635 --> 00:58:48,919 - Pardon my ignorance... - Ignorance forgiven. 702 00:58:49,165 --> 00:58:50,956 All right... He's Italian. 703 00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:52,970 - You're an artist? - Of course. 704 00:58:53,127 --> 00:58:56,357 We are the two double bassists greatest and most famous in the world, 705 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,312 I and my partner, Master Coco. 706 00:58:59,988 --> 00:59:01,469 Aaah... but you came to England, 707 00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:03,476 to participate at the Edinburgh Festival... 708 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,476 - No no no... - No no no... we are musicians, 709 00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:08,432 - we're not screamers. - Nooo... we don't sing. 710 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,549 We make classical music, serious. 711 00:59:34,933 --> 00:59:37,194 All right, then I'll present you to a friend of mine, 712 00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,351 - Sir George Bacon. - What? 713 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:41,277 - Sir George Bacon. - Oh, yeah. 714 00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:43,311 - Who? - George is baking, 715 00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,430 - He's a cook? - Must be a cook. 716 00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:48,273 - He's director of the festival... - Oh good... 717 00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:50,391 I... I had a pen... 718 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:51,429 Want a pen? 719 00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:53,471 Here... the second time eh... 720 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:55,839 - Don't forget it. - Thank you. 721 00:59:56,019 --> 00:59:57,787 He's a very influential, a dear person, 722 00:59:57,899 --> 01:00:00,228 - the director of the festival. - Watch him. 723 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:02,431 Here's his address, and please, 724 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,357 say hello to him from me. 725 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,311 - Definitely. - Here it is. 726 01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:07,506 - Definitely... Thank you. - Here you go. 727 01:00:08,015 --> 01:00:10,356 - Very kind of you... - Many thanks. 728 01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,356 - Many thanks, very kind. - That's alright. 729 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:15,278 Appreciate it. Oh wait, wait, sorry... 730 01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:17,396 - Don't call me rude. - No.. . 731 01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:20,318 - You forgot to give me my pen. - Ah here. 732 01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:22,276 - Here it is, thanks. Goodbye. - Sorry... 733 01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:23,584 What did I tell you? 734 01:00:23,696 --> 01:00:26,449 He's a pen thief, Belongs in the pen. I know his sort. 735 01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:59,391 - Excuse me? - Excuse me? 736 01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:01,509 Heil Hitler! 737 01:01:02,171 --> 01:01:03,469 Heil Hitler! 738 01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:08,272 Excuse me. To be or not to be. 739 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:11,397 Le place occupate le post, per seduar? 740 01:01:12,139 --> 01:01:13,389 I don't understand! 741 01:01:13,594 --> 01:01:15,271 - Eh? - I don't understand! 742 01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:18,272 - What did he say? - He says there's a Hindustani. 743 01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:20,276 - Where? - Is it taken, by a Hindustani? 744 01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:21,509 I don't know. 745 01:01:22,147 --> 01:01:23,269 - Is there? - No. 746 01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:25,356 There's no Hindustani. Maybe not capit. 747 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,396 Not capit, je demandar, 748 01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:30,472 je demandar if the place is free, 749 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,478 to bist not to bist, s... sder. 750 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:37,313 Ah, you are wondering what happened to my arm! Why it's in plaster. 751 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,271 Well it happened like this. I was out hunting. 752 01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:41,276 The Hunting Season had only just began and the countryside 753 01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:42,833 looked wonderful in the spring sunshine. 754 01:01:43,029 --> 01:01:45,356 I was out just ahead of the hunt on my favourite chestnut 755 01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:48,392 The horse shied at something, I'll never know what it was... 756 01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:51,432 And I went sailing over... 757 01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:54,469 I'll tell you. 758 01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:56,431 - But no! - Have you understood? 759 01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:58,654 Ah! Thank you. 760 01:01:59,684 --> 01:02:01,811 - What did he say? - He said "It's free". 761 01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:03,349 - Free? - Yes, yes. 762 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:06,352 - Ah, but you understand English well! - I manage, I manage... 763 01:02:06,776 --> 01:02:10,839 Excuse, c'est your... femme, your wife... 764 01:02:10,963 --> 01:02:14,437 if your wife was squeezed a bit... 765 01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:18,357 - squeezy... We'd get in. - But this is not a young lady 766 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:19,969 and it's is not my wife. 767 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:21,389 Ah yes? 768 01:02:22,236 --> 01:02:24,396 - Says it's not his wife. - Must be his mistress? 769 01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:28,742 Oh, well, you know... If you'd like to ask votre sweetheart, 770 01:02:29,279 --> 01:02:32,354 n'est pas, we could all squeeze up. 771 01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:34,396 But Sir, I cannot possibly squeeze 772 01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,925 an Officer of the world famous Scots Guards. 773 01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:40,012 Voila. Eh, mademoiselle, s'il vous plait, 774 01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:44,472 je parle francais cause je capisc poc of inglas, English. 775 01:02:45,087 --> 01:02:47,885 These Anglicans! If you want a squeeze... 776 01:02:50,090 --> 01:02:52,350 Don't you understand? No, doesn't understand. 777 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,312 He said, the professor, that if she... 778 01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,671 since we're both only little, 779 01:02:57,805 --> 01:02:59,913 if you could lean this way. 780 01:03:00,141 --> 01:03:01,656 If you could shift... 781 01:03:01,768 --> 01:03:03,268 SHIFT IT! 782 01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:06,047 Are you in the farmyard? This is a lady, "SHIFT IT"! 783 01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:07,469 Is she a horse, or a cow? 784 01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:09,431 We're abroad, on a train. 785 01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:11,824 Aesculapius, sir, Aesculapius... 786 01:03:12,004 --> 01:03:15,308 If you push up, push up... - We are little and we're there. 787 01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,351 Small, the maestro and me, littely... 788 01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:18,899 - Little. - Yeah? 789 01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:21,317 - Oh, yes! - Ooohh! 790 01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,325 Fetch the instruments? 791 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,541 We'll be right back... 792 01:03:31,208 --> 01:03:33,277 But what's going on? 793 01:03:35,082 --> 01:03:36,693 What are you doing? 794 01:03:36,917 --> 01:03:39,044 But it's impossible... 795 01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:42,392 Excuse me... just a moment... 796 01:03:43,234 --> 01:03:45,430 A little patience... 797 01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:59,351 Oh, sit down... 798 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,311 We need to put the instruments somewhere. 799 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:04,358 - But the cases are there! - Then take them down, 800 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:06,311 and we'll put up these which are heavier. 801 01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:26,391 These English trains are just too uncomfortable. 802 01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:28,781 But what's this? Putting your feet on the seat? 803 01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:32,296 - Don't you know it's forbidden? - Oh, excuse me. 804 01:04:35,617 --> 01:04:37,317 Come on! 805 01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:13,514 Whose is this arm? 806 01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:24,179 - It must be here. - Yes. 807 01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:30,432 Pull down your skirt and cover your legs! 808 01:05:30,903 --> 01:05:33,545 - It's not my fault, it's the wind. - We don't want to see your legs! 809 01:05:33,724 --> 01:05:36,392 You're not even a woman... Who wants to see your legs! 810 01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:39,096 - So they tell me. - But at least you've got your pants? 811 01:05:39,275 --> 01:05:40,355 - No. - Why not? 812 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:43,358 No, under the Scottish kilt you don't wear any pants. 813 01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:45,277 - How do you know? - Oh, I saw it. 814 01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,589 - What? - That they don't wear any underwear. 815 01:05:47,746 --> 01:05:50,358 - Why not? - I wanted to follow the Scottish fashion. 816 01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:53,679 Put on your pants, don't be stupid, and speak Italian! 817 01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:03,390 We'd like to... 818 01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:16,892 Come on... 819 01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:20,051 Come on, here it is. 820 01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:21,469 That must be the door. 821 01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:23,768 They said at the end and turn right, here it is. 822 01:06:23,959 --> 01:06:25,315 Come on. 823 01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:28,352 This is the festival director and a big shot. 824 01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,877 - Really? - The English know what's what. 825 01:06:31,056 --> 01:06:32,968 Nothing less than a Sir. 826 01:06:33,194 --> 01:06:34,269 Sir. 827 01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:37,042 - In Italian: close? - What close, Sir is a title! 828 01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:39,261 You'll see, they'll give us three years. 829 01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:40,962 Of work. You'll see. 830 01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:42,879 Leave it to me. 831 01:06:43,618 --> 01:06:44,827 Permessing? 832 01:06:45,633 --> 01:06:48,118 - Come in! - He said comment! 833 01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:51,476 Come on... come... 834 01:06:53,027 --> 01:06:54,907 These basses... 835 01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:56,989 Such narrow doors in England they have... 836 01:06:57,213 --> 01:06:59,311 - You again? - Come on! 837 01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:02,239 Get out! 838 01:07:02,373 --> 01:07:04,209 You bloody fools! 839 01:07:06,403 --> 01:07:08,239 Get out, both of you! 840 01:07:08,731 --> 01:07:10,097 Get out! 841 01:07:10,634 --> 01:07:13,318 Get out! I don't want to see you ever again! 842 01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,356 - Or I'll have the police on you! - Who's that? 843 01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:17,311 You broke his arm on the train! 844 01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,435 Run! 845 01:07:18,828 --> 01:07:21,582 Run, that one... he bites! 846 01:07:30,667 --> 01:07:32,311 Let's go, Scotland is not for us. 847 01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:34,351 Quite right. These skirts are dangerous. 848 01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:36,391 - But where are you taking me? - Hong Kong. 849 01:07:36,668 --> 01:07:38,317 Hong Kong? 850 01:07:45,648 --> 01:07:49,177 What's this movement, Miss? - It's the take-off. 851 01:07:49,379 --> 01:07:51,505 - The take off! - I get it. - Decoction? 852 01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:55,311 But what decoction? The collar, the collar. 853 01:07:56,097 --> 01:07:58,223 Please gentlemen, fasten your belts. 854 01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:00,776 Swine, unbuckled his belt, with a young lady present. 855 01:08:00,955 --> 01:08:02,431 - But I've got braces. - He has braces! 856 01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:06,354 - Held up with braces! - Gentlemen, the seat belts. 857 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:09,092 Ah, excuse me! Where are they? 858 01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:13,311 Has anyone seen a belt, please? 859 01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:16,278 - Who's found a belt? - Sir, this belt! 860 01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:19,312 Ah, I left it here, sorry. What were you thinking of? 861 01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:21,277 The belt of my pants... 862 01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:41,475 Where are you going? 863 01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:43,351 You know where. I feel sick. 864 01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:45,311 Can't you feel sick here? 865 01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:47,271 - Call the conductress. - What conductress? 866 01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:49,895 - She who was here before. - What conductress? 867 01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,627 The stupidess! Conductress! 868 01:08:52,873 --> 01:08:55,278 Stupidess! Listen, please! 869 01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:58,396 We're stewardesses, sir! - Quite, like I said? 870 01:08:58,775 --> 01:09:01,663 - Stupidess. - If I'm mistaken, I'm so sorry. 871 01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:04,311 My friend, you know, he feels unwell. 872 01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:07,014 - I'll go get the bags. - Now they're bringing you a bag. 873 01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:10,312 It'll pass... it'll pa... pass away. 874 01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:11,514 Oh, my God! Wait! 875 01:09:11,857 --> 01:09:13,787 - Here, sorry. come on. - What are you doing? 876 01:09:13,966 --> 01:09:16,273 - My friend is sick. - In my hat? 877 01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:18,542 - Want him to do it in my hat? - Right in my hat? 878 01:09:18,721 --> 01:09:20,668 But in my hat? A nice guy you are! 879 01:09:20,848 --> 01:09:22,431 - You're a nice guy! - But do me a favour! 880 01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:26,439 - Leave my hat. - Let go of the hat or I'll... 881 01:09:27,056 --> 01:09:29,271 - I'll sound the alarm. - I don't care if you do... 882 01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:32,312 Let go of the hat. It's called human solidarity. 883 01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:34,436 Is this human solidarity according to you? 884 01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:37,358 It's democracy? This is a left turn! 885 01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:41,094 But do me a favour! Move to the right and take the train! 886 01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:43,391 Take it, take it! That's it. 887 01:09:43,761 --> 01:09:45,431 Look at that guy! 888 01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:47,277 I'm a man of principle. 889 01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:49,430 I've changed my mind. Come on! I order you! 890 01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,397 What are you doing? 891 01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:53,351 Let me keep this hat! 892 01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:55,316 Who are you fooling with? Me? 893 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:58,278 Shut up! You don't know who you're talking to! 894 01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:00,002 You don't know who I am! 895 01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:02,351 - Here they are bags. - The bags... 896 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:05,437 In your pocket, don't be such a pain and let's travel in peace. 897 01:10:05,440 --> 01:10:08,352 No, I'm not staying here. Conductress? 898 01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,391 - Yes? - Please stop, I want to get off.. 899 01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:12,476 I think you're joking. 900 01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:15,398 What are you thinking of? Is this the time for joking? 901 01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:17,391 Want to make me ill, to kill me? 902 01:10:17,440 --> 01:10:20,273 Want to give me a heart attack? 903 01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:21,965 - I feel ill. - You mustn't feel ill... 904 01:10:22,099 --> 01:10:24,356 Don't think of it, then you'll not feel bad, 905 01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:26,277 Think what you're doing to me. Okay? 906 01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,351 I'm always making sacrifices for you. 907 01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:29,475 Always that... 908 01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:31,435 - Always! - That. 909 01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:33,357 - "That" I tell you. - You say what? 910 01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:35,391 No, shut up. It's clear, eh? 911 01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:39,780 Nice tan eh?... Curly, Rimini... 912 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:43,272 Therefore... get it into your head, don't make me mad, 913 01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:45,430 I don't want that... this foreigner understands us... 914 01:10:45,891 --> 01:10:48,667 Right up to Hong Kong, we never stop. 915 01:10:48,913 --> 01:10:51,991 I'll tell you something, if we weren't understood in Europe, 916 01:10:52,058 --> 01:10:53,849 how will they understand us in Asia? 917 01:10:54,006 --> 01:10:56,155 But how... you'll be the death of me. 918 01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:58,311 But then Marco Polo to you... 919 01:10:58,440 --> 01:11:00,431 keeps still with his head but rolls his eyes! 920 01:11:00,950 --> 01:11:02,930 Marco Polo to you does not say anything? 921 01:11:03,042 --> 01:11:05,390 Oh no? Says nothing. Marco Polo... 922 01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:08,392 went to Asia the court of the Great Khan, 923 01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:11,952 without a penny. and came back with a million. 924 01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:14,311 And I had a million before going to Asia. 925 01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:16,784 I spent it for you, to put you in this position. 926 01:11:16,918 --> 01:11:18,933 Marco Polo. Do you understand? 927 01:11:19,157 --> 01:11:22,062 Remember who he was? Marco Polo? 928 01:11:22,282 --> 01:11:23,626 With a moustache? 929 01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:25,962 For you everyone has a moustache! He'd no moustache! 930 01:11:26,119 --> 01:11:28,311 He had a beard, rather two. 931 01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:30,317 - Without a moustache? - Without moustache. 932 01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:32,396 - A beard without a moustache... - He had a moustache. 933 01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:33,986 - Aah... - Only one. 934 01:11:34,098 --> 01:11:35,355 - One? - And two beards. 935 01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:38,240 I mean a beard and two moustaches. Half a moustache and bald. 936 01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:41,272 No, he was shaved. 937 01:13:40,697 --> 01:13:42,397 Bravaaa... ! 938 01:13:49,956 --> 01:13:52,709 - What was that? - A few words I didn't get... 939 01:13:52,866 --> 01:13:54,436 You're welcome. 940 01:13:59,044 --> 01:14:01,316 He speaking dialect, I studied Chinese. 941 01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:03,311 - Aaahhh, that's it... - Not a word. 942 01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:05,351 - Italians! - Italianissimi. 943 01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:07,323 - Italians abroad. - Me too. 944 01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:08,585 - Where from? - Sicilian! 945 01:14:08,742 --> 01:14:10,391 - Sicilian! - And when d'you arrive? 946 01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:12,317 This very minute! 947 01:14:12,472 --> 01:14:14,749 - Pleasure, - What are you doing here? 948 01:14:14,905 --> 01:14:18,308 We stopped to applaud these beautiful girls, singing. 949 01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:20,351 This gentleman spoke, but some words we didn't understand. 950 01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:22,396 This is Chan Cao Chao. 951 01:14:22,480 --> 01:14:24,436 - And you know what he told you? - What? 952 01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:26,801 - He wants to sell you his daughters. - No! 953 01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:29,309 - These here? - Sell them? 954 01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:31,397 - Are they for sale? - Both of them? 955 01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:34,100 They're so cute! Damn, I'm almost... 956 01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:36,351 I'll buy them both, two together! 957 01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:38,316 - What about me? - What about you? 958 01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:40,316 But what about... 959 01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:41,442 Yes. 960 01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:46,398 Yes, I'll buy them, I'll buy them... 961 01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:49,396 So pretty... are also young eh... 962 01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:51,391 Let's see how old you are... 963 01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:53,317 She's a tiger, she bites. 964 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:56,278 And how much do you want? 965 01:14:56,480 --> 01:14:58,391 - $500. - Eeh! 966 01:14:58,480 --> 01:15:00,841 - Who's got $500! - Where'll we get $500... 967 01:15:01,034 --> 01:15:04,132 And worth a lot more, but we don't have $500. 968 01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,412 We could pay by instalments! 969 01:15:06,658 --> 01:15:08,396 But he also accepts bills of exchange. 970 01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:10,431 - No, even those... - Yes. 971 01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:13,358 But they've got round to them here? 972 01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:17,013 They were invented here... but don't trust them, 973 01:15:17,192 --> 01:15:18,469 - This is a scam. - What? 974 01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:22,274 You pay them, these are sold 4 times, 5 times a day. 975 01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:24,983 You pay, take them away, as soon as your back is turned, 976 01:15:25,184 --> 01:15:27,221 they run back to him. 977 01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:30,353 A shame, but it's a con trick. 978 01:15:30,440 --> 01:15:32,317 A Chinese scam. 979 01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:34,431 I'm sorry. 980 01:15:37,607 --> 01:15:39,396 But what are they saying? 981 01:16:00,646 --> 01:16:04,354 - Hey wait! - Listen, by the way... 982 01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:07,398 - What are you doing here? - I work with radios. 983 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:10,278 The radio, he could put us on the radio. 984 01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:12,439 - But of course! - What are you thinking? 985 01:16:12,685 --> 01:16:16,473 I make do with radios, transistors, a little smuggling, right! 986 01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:19,353 - If you want I can introduce you. - We are artists. 987 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:22,437 - Concerts. - I'm honoured! Have you eaten? 988 01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:25,318 - Not yet. - Please, be my guests! 989 01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:27,148 - Thank you. - Thank you. 990 01:16:28,268 --> 01:16:29,638 Look, what a beautiful dog! 991 01:16:29,892 --> 01:16:31,311 - Is it a boy dog? - How do I know, 992 01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:33,311 They don't have... You can't tell them apart. 993 01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:34,994 - Do you like dogs? - Very much. 994 01:16:35,165 --> 01:16:36,355 Come on. 995 01:16:36,440 --> 01:16:38,431 Let's see, let's see. 996 01:16:39,183 --> 01:16:40,435 How beautiful. 997 01:16:40,480 --> 01:16:42,391 - See how many. - What a lot of them... 998 01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:45,438 - Beautiful. - He's a real a dog lover. 999 01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:47,855 We're in China, of course! 1000 01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:49,974 It must cost a lot to keep them... 1001 01:16:50,236 --> 01:16:52,436 This is a restaurant, they give them the leftovers... 1002 01:16:52,480 --> 01:16:54,311 Ah yes. 1003 01:16:57,480 --> 01:17:00,392 A dog for three? I don't think so. 1004 01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:03,398 If I had to choose, I'd choose one of my own. 1005 01:17:05,837 --> 01:17:08,076 Oh no! But it seems once to me, 1006 01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:11,278 and he remembers it well, they gave me a mastiff so high, 1007 01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:13,430 but it's not important. 1008 01:17:15,449 --> 01:17:18,477 - What's that's with the bicarbonate? - You have to choose, 1009 01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:22,274 - it's the custom of the place. - Yes? So I choose this one. 1010 01:17:22,440 --> 01:17:24,396 This one's mine. 1011 01:17:26,440 --> 01:17:27,475 - Ah yes? - How? 1012 01:17:28,054 --> 01:17:32,151 - A hotel... the dog, in a hotel? - But they'll take it for a guard dog. 1013 01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:34,659 These are Chinese guard dogs. 1014 01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:40,432 Yes, we'll sit down. 1015 01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:43,436 - It's really Chinese this? - Yeah, why? 1016 01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:46,060 No, 'cause my friend in Bergamo said 1017 01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,356 You get confused... So what's good? 1018 01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:55,393 - Pit bull... Pit bull blood? - That would be a species of ox, 1019 01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:57,431 No no no, we reject the pit bull. 1020 01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:02,391 - Cocker in rice? - Coq, boiled, 1021 01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:04,351 coq with rice, I don't feel like rice. 1022 01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:07,352 No, I ate the cocker before, I wouldn't recommend it. 1023 01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:09,076 No rice, I don't feel like it. 1024 01:18:09,320 --> 01:18:11,311 What else is there? 1025 01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:13,391 - Collie. - Cauliflower! I'd rather have 1026 01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:15,351 - toad in the hole. - And how do you eat it? 1027 01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:18,179 You eat the toad and throw away the hole, or you eat the hole 1028 01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:20,311 - and throw away the toad. - Oh no, what hole? 1029 01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:21,309 The hole you've eaten? 1030 01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:23,356 No, then no toad, you put that in your stomach. 1031 01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:26,358 Look, do you have a nice plate of things... 1032 01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:28,931 - Yes? - With a nice thing... 1033 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:32,120 an outside of thingies, with in the middle a... 1034 01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:35,840 a small, a thingamajig that standing up... yes. 1035 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:39,273 - I'm done! - He's done. 1036 01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:41,433 Here there are lots of people. Eating. 1037 01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:45,030 Would there be something, I don't know, a little... 1038 01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:46,349 lighter... 1039 01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:49,398 - A little lighter... - Ah lighter! 1040 01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:55,318 - What?... Ants? - Boiled? 1041 01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:57,311 Boiled ants? You must be kidding? 1042 01:18:57,360 --> 01:18:59,810 Next we'll be eating cockroaches, scorpions, bugs, 1043 01:18:59,877 --> 01:19:02,318 What kind of a bastard are you? Bringing us here? 1044 01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:04,064 Didn't you tell me you love dogs? 1045 01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:07,272 But cats and dogs! Are collies, pit bulls dogs? 1046 01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:08,435 Are we cannibals? 1047 01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:11,358 Where have you brought us you swine? 1048 01:19:11,440 --> 01:19:13,351 Think we're dying of hunger? 1049 01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:15,311 We're Italians abroad? 1050 01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:17,430 - Release those dogs immediately ! - No it's not possible. 1051 01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:20,478 Release them or there's be a massacre! 1052 01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:22,431 - Oh yes! - No, it's not possible. 1053 01:19:22,480 --> 01:19:25,392 - Dirty dog! Free them now! - No, you can't! 1054 01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:27,471 - Mimi come! - No, no, no... 1055 01:19:27,480 --> 01:19:28,469 What are you doing? 1056 01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:57,351 Mush! Mush!! 1057 01:20:06,145 --> 01:20:10,062 Aaahh... Fortunately we found this rickshaw, 1058 01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:12,356 or we'd have had to walk! 1059 01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:15,269 Free? 1060 01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:17,351 - I'm free miss. - Take me to the port? 1061 01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:20,432 - Immediately, of course. The station. - How, how? 1062 01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:24,312 - Sit down, sit down... - Thank you. 1063 01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:25,570 Comfy? 1064 01:20:27,440 --> 01:20:29,396 Hey! Where are we going? 1065 01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:31,471 - I said to the port. - And get a move on. 1066 01:20:44,320 --> 01:20:45,469 - What's up? - It's me. 1067 01:20:45,946 --> 01:20:47,894 I can't stay in here any more. 1068 01:20:48,073 --> 01:20:50,316 - I'm so hungry... - Tell me about it... 1069 01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:53,392 By the way why did we sail for America? 1070 01:20:53,480 --> 01:20:55,859 Don't you understand anything! 1071 01:20:55,971 --> 01:20:57,431 Christopher Columbus... 1072 01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:08,271 I don't understand. 1073 01:26:08,400 --> 01:26:10,937 I don't understand these antics. We came to America... 1074 01:26:11,094 --> 01:26:13,183 to present ourselves to a TV director. 1075 01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:15,430 No! You bring me here skittling. 1076 01:26:15,895 --> 01:26:18,318 First of all, these aren't skittles. 1077 01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:20,351 Do you know the name of this game? 1078 01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:22,391 - Bowls. Understand? - Bowls! 1079 01:26:22,440 --> 01:26:24,351 - I don't understand you. - Why? 1080 01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:26,277 - You're frighten me. - Why? 1081 01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:29,395 You're unconscious, you were born so and will die so. 1082 01:26:29,520 --> 01:26:31,397 - Why are we here? - Why here? 1083 01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:34,313 Who's to say that the President, 1084 01:26:34,360 --> 01:26:36,396 of the TV doesn't come here to play, 1085 01:26:36,440 --> 01:26:39,432 sees us, and we make a good impression. 1086 01:26:39,480 --> 01:26:41,391 - Think so? - Think what! 1087 01:26:41,480 --> 01:26:43,391 How do I know I that the President of the Republic 1088 01:26:43,480 --> 01:26:45,391 doesn't come here to play, what's-his-name... 1089 01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:47,317 - Kennedy! - Kennedy? 1090 01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:48,845 - That one... - With the moustache! 1091 01:26:48,980 --> 01:26:50,476 All moustaches for you! 1092 01:26:51,280 --> 01:26:53,316 - I don't know how to play... - But it's easy, look! 1093 01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:56,431 You take your thumb... 1094 01:26:56,520 --> 01:26:58,351 and put it in here, see? 1095 01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:00,311 Inside so. Then do this, look... 1096 01:27:00,440 --> 01:27:03,116 - Follow me, you'll never go wrong. - And the pins? 1097 01:27:03,295 --> 01:27:05,086 Down there. Look. 1098 01:27:44,066 --> 01:27:46,126 - Oh, where are you? - Here, here. 1099 01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:47,750 What did I tell you? 1100 01:27:47,861 --> 01:27:52,275 With my system, we arrived in New York to work, 1101 01:27:52,320 --> 01:27:55,751 to have the honour of working with Zacharias' orchestra 1102 01:27:57,480 --> 01:28:00,027 We're here with him, with... Saccharin. 1103 01:28:00,139 --> 01:28:02,817 What Saccharin, stupid! With Sugary! 1104 01:28:03,356 --> 01:28:06,359 It doesn't matter. We're signed up with Zacharias. 1105 01:28:06,678 --> 01:28:08,886 - Okay, have a seat. - Here? 1106 01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:10,395 Thank you. 1107 01:28:11,360 --> 01:28:13,059 - Is he sick? - Who? 1108 01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:14,435 - Zacharias. - Why ? 1109 01:28:14,480 --> 01:28:17,358 - I saw the nurse. - What nurse, he's a doctor! 1110 01:28:17,480 --> 01:28:19,391 Here he is, take off your hat. 1111 01:28:21,320 --> 01:28:22,435 Good evening, Zacharias. 1112 01:28:22,520 --> 01:28:24,431 - Nice to meet you. - Pleasure. 1113 01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:28,358 - You're the maestros of bass? - Actually, I'm the Maestro. 1114 01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:31,312 He's the second. Maestro, but he doesn't matter. 1115 01:28:32,162 --> 01:28:33,514 May I? Nini Chanteclaire. 1116 01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:36,351 Domenico Castagna, called Coco Mimi. 1117 01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:39,271 - Are you Italian? - Yes, Italian. 1118 01:28:39,320 --> 01:28:41,311 I'm happy to have with me Italians, 1119 01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:43,857 because Italy is the home of music... 1120 01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:47,397 I hope that you'll honour your country! 1121 01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:49,974 - Yes, modestly, let's face it! - Yes. 1122 01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:51,435 It's true! 1123 01:28:51,480 --> 01:28:54,438 Please do not be offended, but I was in Italy, 1124 01:28:54,480 --> 01:28:57,065 and Chanteclaire, never heard of him. 1125 01:28:57,320 --> 01:29:00,357 But you know how it is, I repulse publicity. 1126 01:29:00,400 --> 01:29:02,277 And he, is worse than me! He even more... 1127 01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:04,170 - Repulsive! - Repulsive! 1128 01:29:05,088 --> 01:29:07,271 It's modesty we want, understand? 1129 01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:09,317 For repertoire how are you? 1130 01:29:10,057 --> 01:29:13,057 Not bad, we've got a license. 1131 01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:16,318 - You know Chopin? - Chopin? Don't know him. 1132 01:29:16,360 --> 01:29:19,318 - Do you know Chopin? - Yes, the one with the moustache! 1133 01:29:19,360 --> 01:29:21,351 Moustache. I don't know. Without moustache. 1134 01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:23,391 Hmmm... and Beethoven's Ninth? 1135 01:29:24,102 --> 01:29:27,147 No. The nana of Beethoven, we've not had the pleasure. 1136 01:29:27,320 --> 01:29:29,436 His sister. In fact, there's a thing: 1137 01:29:29,480 --> 01:29:31,436 He married Beethoven's sister, but you know how it is! 1138 01:29:31,480 --> 01:29:33,883 As an unfortunate, without a penny, 1139 01:29:33,951 --> 01:29:35,988 the marriage fell through... 1140 01:29:36,480 --> 01:29:38,311 I understand, and Bach? 1141 01:29:38,360 --> 01:29:40,271 Bach, we know all three: 1142 01:29:40,440 --> 01:29:42,069 BACChus, ToBACCo... 1143 01:29:42,320 --> 01:29:45,167 and BACK from whence we came. 1144 01:29:46,332 --> 01:29:48,458 Come on, come on. 1145 01:29:50,421 --> 01:29:53,319 What did I tell you, we made a good impression. 1146 01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:54,429 You think? 1147 01:29:54,520 --> 01:29:56,476 The laughing eyes! Come on! 1148 01:29:56,520 --> 01:29:59,307 Get the instruments, let's go. 1149 01:31:15,320 --> 01:31:18,765 Ah! Nein! Nein! 1150 01:31:28,995 --> 01:31:31,318 Oh, oh, where are you? 1151 01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:32,469 I'm here. 1152 01:31:33,360 --> 01:31:35,316 What did I tell you? 1153 01:31:35,360 --> 01:31:37,271 You know what... 1154 01:31:38,320 --> 01:31:40,121 to me, that Zacharias... 1155 01:31:41,822 --> 01:31:43,882 I don't like him one bit. 1156 01:31:44,061 --> 01:31:46,139 To me he's just a big head! 1157 01:33:06,510 --> 01:33:09,935 Subtitles: Corvusalbus 86867