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Okay, I've got time for one more caller on the only radio station I know where you can call in and talk about any subject you want and still hear the best in country music.
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You're on the air with Duffy LaRue.
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Hi, I'm Jackie. I listen to you every second you're on.
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Yeah, well, for a guy who knows what it's like to be out of work, I really appreciate that.
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There's this problem I'd like to discuss with you.
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Give it my best.
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For those of you that still listen.
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I suppose you know my qualifications, or lack thereof. Speaking of qualifications, there's a rumor running around the studio that an announcer may be forthcoming on a replacement for Dr. Carol Lewis. Save my fucking job.
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I don't want to discuss my problem with the psychologist. I really like your down-to-earth approach.
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Hey, what's your problem, Jackie?
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I have this fixation on this guy. It's like I can't even think about anything else. I mean, I even dream about this guy. What can I do, Duffy?
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How does he feel about you?
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He doesn't know me. That I even exist.
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Well, I think the first order of business is to make yourself known to him.
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I watch him sometimes when he leaves work. I even follow him.
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Sounds like you got it real bad for this guy.
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He can say that again.
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Look, I think you've got to be aggressive.
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Now, somewhere, some place, you've got to introduce yourself to him.
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What if he thinks I'm crazy?
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That's just a chance you'll have to take.
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Well, it's time for the news now, Jackie.
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So, why don't you call us back sometime soon. We'll talk about it more, okay?
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Well, when do you think you'll know?
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It's hard to say.
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I can only stay on top of the committee to a certain point.
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But I have a job hanging on the balance.
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Most dissertations go through rewrites.
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Oh, I hope not.
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Look, your paper is good, but who can predict the whims of the committee?
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But I'll lose the job.
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You won't have a job without the degree.
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I know, but I really want it.
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Hey, let's go somewhere. Do something.
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I don't fraternize with my students.
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Oh, come on. Make an exception.
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Run along.
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Fine. I'll go. Miserable and rejected.
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My research was good, though. You know it.
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Get out of here.
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It's not an alcoholic beer, it's a bad after-all.
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I'm glad you like it.
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You know, I never thought I'd be able to stop drinking.
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Neither did anyone else. You really surprised everyone.
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Yeah. I had to hit bottom first.
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Let's not talk about it.
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Now I have more money than ever.
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Speaking of money, I just got paid today.
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I know. I've got plans.
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You're going to put some in savings, right?
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Well, right now I'd like to put something into my mouth.
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Oh, to get paid more often.
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My mouth can handle it.
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Yeah.
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Why don't we just get naked then, huh?
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Okay.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. I'll drink to that, baby.
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I don't need no alcohol to get into that.
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Who said marriage gets old? I know some wives who don't suck cock.
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That's a quick road to divorce court. Well, I know some wives who suck cock, but
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They don't like it.
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Same outcome.
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There's only a few wives like me.
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Yeah.
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Life's good to me.
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Ahh.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Mmm.
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I just might make you do it in your mouth.
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Oh yeah.
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We're headed that way.
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Fast.
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You're good, because the stores are still open. Come on, big boy. Do it in your mouth.
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I thought I'd put you to sleep.
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Now, I have some things on layaway to pick up.
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Um, you are going to put some in the savings, I hope.
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Well, I did try very hard. There's just so many good cells going on right now.
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Yeah, but it's important for us to save like we talked about.
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I don't ever want to go broke again.
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Now, how can that happen? Your listeners love you.
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Sure, they want to listen.
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Listen, it's the ones that don't that kill you.
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You should ask them to pay you more money since you're doing Carol's job too.
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They're looking for a replacement for Carol.
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No Carol show really helped carry the whole radio station.
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Well I hear good things about you. No listen,
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you only hear what you want to. Well I don't want to get depressed.
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Besides I gotta run.
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I'm done. Otherwise, our plans are all messed up.
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Well, just run, run, run. I don't want you to miss any good sales.
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Oh, thanks for understanding.
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There better not be any alcohol in here.
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Have we lost all our mail callers? Not a single call from a mail today.
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That's not true. I've been on hold for ten fucking minutes!
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Oh, well, I'm sorry about that, but we took our calls and the order they come in.
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I waited because I wanted your audience to know you're dangerous.
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Dangerous?
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Yeah, that's what I said.
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Carol Lewis was bad enough, but talking to you is like talking to no one.
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I got a feeling you're taking me a little bit too seriously.
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I'm taking you for what you are.
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I know nothing disc jockey that gives people bad advice.
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Okay, well I think it's time for a station break.
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Sorry I'm late. I got intercepted by the dean as I was leaving my office.
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Well, did you meet with the committee?
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All morning.
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Well?
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You now possess a doctorate in psychology.
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Oh! Really?
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Really. The committee thought your work was going to get published, and no one wanted to hold you up and then look like a fool.
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I owe it all to you.
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Nonsense. You made it happen, not me.
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No, you were with me every step of the way.
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That's my job.
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I can't imagine going through it without you.
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I enjoyed every minute of it.
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Really? Well, then let's go out on the town.
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And don't give me any of that stuff about fraternizing with your students.
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Past students, I guess. Now...
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So you'll help me celebrate?
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Let's go.
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Okay, Laurie, why don't you call us back and let us know what happens, okay?
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Okay, good luck to you. Maybe I'll still be here.
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Okay, who's the next caller?
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Hi, I'm Jackie. I called you a few days ago. I'm the one with the fixation.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Did you ever introduce yourself?
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I tried. I waited till I got off work, I walked right up to him and stopped.
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He walked right past me like I didn't even exist.
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Did he see you?
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I don't know. How could he miss me? I was almost in his face.
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What's wrong with this guy? I mean, maybe he has bad eyesight or something.
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I don't think so. He can see to drive.
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I guess I just didn't make any impression on him.
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Did you say anything to him?
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I couldn't. He was by me too quickly.
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Hmm. Well, maybe you just caught him in a bad time. Maybe he was preoccupied or something.
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I suggest next time you identify yourself.
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I couldn't even eat for two days. I was so sick. I really cannot handle rejection.
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I don't know what to tell you, Jackie. I think next time you really should confront him.
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I'll think about it. But I really need to get my strength up first.
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You keep in touch, okay? And don't forget, we're all pulling for you.
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Thanks, Ducky.
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What's taking so long?
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Oh, be patient. I've got a surprise for you. I've just got to get it all packaged up.
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You shouldn't have.
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Oh, I've been planning this for some time now.
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I'm going to make you feel good.
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Oh, I hope not.
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Well, you shouldn't have done it.
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Oh, quit being so impersonal.
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Oh, I hope you like it. I need some help.
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In the bedroom?
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Yeah, um, can you help me?
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Surprise! Well, did I make it look nice for you?
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I have to get out of here.
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School's out. Life's in. We've shared so much together. We can share even more.
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I've never thought of it in those terms.
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We'll start thinking about it. Like, right now.
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It's not unusual for a student to have a crush on her professor.
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I've had a crush on you ever since I took that first class from you.
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That was three years ago.
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Well, see how long I've waited for this moment?
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I've been very careful with my relationship with you. I am a human.
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Yeah, I know. My guard has always been up.
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Put it down for me.
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Seems like you're in control.
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Good.
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Why don't we get you out of these clothes?
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Oh, God! Oh, yeah! Oh, yes!
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Are you glad I'm not your student anymore?
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Yes. This is so nice.
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Oh, I'm a good person.
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Oh, yeah?
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Would you?
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Yes. Please.
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That's a change.
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You ask me neither question.
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Oh, I don't want you to ever forget me.
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How can I forget you?
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Oh...
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Oh yeah...
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My pussy...
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Oh God, yeah...
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Oh...
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Oh yeah...
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Oh, yes!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Fuck me.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, your cuffs look good.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.
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Oh, come on.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, you're cracking me up.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah!
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It's very educational.
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, thank you!
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I can taste your coming, my man.
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Oh yes, okay, that's it.
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Oh, that was wonderful.
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How did you like your surprise?
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I hope it doesn't drive me crazy later.
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Why is that?
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You're special.
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I wanted this to be special for you.
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It was, and more.
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I guess you'll have to go out to the real world now.
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I have a few more days.
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And I want to spend them all with you.
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Good. You can help me correct final exams.
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We won't have time.
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You'll have to hire a reader.
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Okay, we're going to break now for an announcement
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by the Vice President of Programming.
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So stay tuned and hear about the new talk show host.
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The replacement for Dr. Carol Lewis that we've all been waiting for.
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Well, they said you were up here. How are you? I'm Dr. LaRue.
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I'm happy to meet you.
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I'm not as happy as I am to meet you.
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Apparently Carol's listeners made me a temporary fill-in.
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Oh, I've listened to your show. You handle the callers very well.
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You have a very nice touch.
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Thank you very much, but I think in this case I'm out of my league.
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No, there's people out there who are identifying with you.
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Maybe, but I think they're better off with a professional.
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I'll tell you what, why don't you just come with me and I'll introduce you to everybody.
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Thanks.
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Well, I finally found a replacement for Carol.
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I heard.
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You don't sound too happy about it.
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Well, why should I? Why didn't you tell me you'd been given notice?
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Look, management put us on 30 days, okay?
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They did it for their own protection just in case they decide to institute a new format.
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I hear the ratings are terrible.
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Yeah, well Carol had a big fall.
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So you think that some girl fresh out of college can rescue you?
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Well, we're gonna find out real soon.
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You're a dreamer. You're gonna lose your job and it's gonna be just like it was before.
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I'm going to start drinking again.
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I don't know what you're going to do.
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But I'm not prepared for this.
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We have some savings, you know.
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Big deal!
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You know, I'm not too sure that I care for your attitude.
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So, how do you feel?
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Scared to death.
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That's good.
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Good?
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Yeah. That means your blood's pumping, your adrenaline's flowing. You're going to be sharp as a tack.
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Are you speaking from experience?
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Yeah, I'm speaking from years of experience. It's really when you take it easy that you get in trouble.
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I mean, it's okay, you can go slow and take your time, you don't have to hurry or anything, but the main thing you want to remember is don't get mad.
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Thank you for all of your support, Duffy. You really made me feel welcome here. I know Carol meant a great deal to all of you.
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Yeah, she meant a lot. Look, uh, you're on. It's time to go. Go get them. And don't forget, we're all behind you, including Carol. Okay?
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Okay.
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Go get them.
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You're on the air with Dr. Connie Morris, your new talk show host. I purposely did not say replacement because you don't replace a Dr. Carol Lewis, a fixture at this station and on the airwaves.
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An individual who has done so much to obliterate sexual ignorance. Therefore I sit here tonight
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with considerable trepidation and insecurity. And hopefully all of you out there can appreciate
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the predicament anyone would be in following a world-famous talk show host of the magnitude
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of Dr. Lewis. I'll talk more about her in the days ahead, about her achievements. But
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But I may as well dive into the pool and see what happens.
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John is with us from Mountain View.
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Do you fuck, Dr. Moores?
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Well, actually, John, one of the requirements for this job is that you're a virgin.
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Joan from Ventura.
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John, wherever you are, you're sick.
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I can't believe we're listening to this.
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Well, you could turn it off.
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Oh, callers can say whatever they please Joan.
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I don't know. I think we should listen to it just a little while longer.
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Maybe we'll learn something from it.
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Maybe.
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Confront him now. Tell him,
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you can have me or you can have your hand, but you can't have both.
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Since he obviously can't handle both.
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Just like that?
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Oh, and call back and tell us what happens.
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A good sex life requires two people when the conditions are right.
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But when the conditions are wrong, then masturbating is the proper substitute
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and should be done without guilt or any type of negative thoughts.
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Hey, not bad. Not bad at all.
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You think so?
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So?
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You showed your audience you can handle an attack with that first jerk they called him.
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You're gonna have him eaten out of your hands in no time.
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God, I'm mentally exhausted. Beat.
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That's normal. That's what happens when you're up.
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But it gets easier real quick. You'll see.
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Duffy, thanks.
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It's okay.
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You're gonna be fine. Don't worry about it. You're gonna be fine.
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It's a big load off me.
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You want some pizza? Sure.
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There's not much left, not too hot. But you'll probably just starve to death.
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Thank you. Yeah. I made it myself.
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Yeah, right. You and Bartels and James.
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So, what do you think?
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She's good, but she's a complete unknown.
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Carol Lewis, on the other hand, was the household name.
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You were right. Take time to build a following. Time is just not on her side.
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So no chance?
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Let's put it this way. Once you lose those listeners, you can play hell to get them back.
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I should have just eased her in before Carol left.
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So does that mean Duffy will lose his job?
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Just jockeys. They come and they go all the time. One minute they are on the air, the next they are out there pumping gas.
321
00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,280
Well you could give him a job, couldn't you?
322
00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:14,240
Why would I do that? It's his wife that interests me.
323
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,680
Well, he worked for you before.
324
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I don't play country-western music anymore. Besides, I just had him around because of you.
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I'm afraid.
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You got me. It's going to be under my conditions.
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So I get to play a second fiddle to your wife?
328
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Listen, I'm not going to go through any property settlement. And besides, she goes her way and I go mine.
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Have you missed me?
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A little pause... and we are back.
331
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Duffy says I'm the best at sucking cock.
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Oh, are ya?
333
00:28:15,980 --> 00:28:20,420
Well, you better keep your head between these legs if you like shopping so much.
334
00:28:20,780 --> 00:28:22,120
Well, what about Duffy?
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He's history. You know that.
336
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He may not like it.
337
00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:31,880
Too bad. He's gonna be too busy looking for a job.
338
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Let's see if your dick remembers the good time I used to give it.
339
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:04,480
Let's take these pants off.
340
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Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
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A little pause... and we are back.
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A little pause... and we are back.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yeah.
350
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All over me.
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Oh, yeah. That was wonderful.
352
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You're on the air with Dr. Connie Morris.
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Over the past several days, the response to our discussions on masturbation has been phenomenal.
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So I've decided to open with a masturbation hour for those who want to participate
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and even share with us their feelings and attitudes and experiences.
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So for those of you who have been listening to this show
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I'm going to play a piece of music to help you.
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A little pause... and we are back.
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A little pause... and we are back.
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Oh, yeah.
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I really think I am.
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I don't care.
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Oh...
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This is good.
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Oh...
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh...
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Oh, yeah.
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I can't express how good all of my listeners have made me feel with their support and understanding
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during this first week.
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It's your new host. I thank you all.
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Are you sure this Connie Morris is going to fail?
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She's going to need a lot more than a masturbating hour to bring her ratings back up where they were.
374
00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:37,110
She sounds pretty good to me.
375
00:40:37,810 --> 00:40:40,410
Yeah, what's the matter? I'm taking good care of you, aren't I?
376
00:40:41,070 --> 00:40:49,740
Oh, we have John back on the line. I was hoping you'd call back.
377
00:40:50,420 --> 00:40:54,480
Yeah, I bet. Good old John. Yeah, let's hope he calls back, huh?
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Tell me, John. Are you gay?
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Are you calling me a homosexual?
380
00:41:03,140 --> 00:41:04,800
No, I'm just asking you.
381
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So you prefer women sexually, but despise them at the same time?
382
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I don't have to take this shit off of you.
383
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,660
Do you think all women are bad?
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Fuck off, shrink!
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A drink.
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JoN I think we're making progress.
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It would be a major step for us if you could just hold your anger in check and start dating.
388
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,200
Come on, do it JoN.
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There's a life waiting for you with lovable women out there.
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00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,060
Hi.
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Would I be out of line to ask who you are?
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No.
393
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:49,840
Well?
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00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:52,320
You gave me some advice.
395
00:41:52,940 --> 00:41:55,640
Oh. And it didn't work out, is that it?
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00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,400
I don't know. I haven't found out yet.
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00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:01,000
What did I tell you to do?
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00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:03,280
You told me to introduce myself.
399
00:42:05,380 --> 00:42:06,340
So why don't you do it?
400
00:42:07,340 --> 00:42:09,740
I am. I'm Jackie.
401
00:42:13,380 --> 00:42:15,020
You mean you were talking about me?
402
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:16,380
How about you?
403
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,740
Christ, isn't this my week for surprises?
404
00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:22,000
What do you mean?
405
00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:28,640
Well, first of all, my wife threw me out of the house because she thought I was going to lose my job.
406
00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:33,660
And then Connie Morris turned out to be better than anybody had a right to expect.
407
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:39,460
And now I come in and I find this gorgeous little blonde sitting here who wants to re-inflate my poor bruised ego.
408
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,760
So, do you give good advice?
409
00:42:44,740 --> 00:42:46,300
Are you putting me on?
410
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:47,620
Not on your life.
411
00:42:51,700 --> 00:42:54,660
Why don't we go someplace and get to know each other a little better?
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00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:57,740
I think that's a really good idea.
413
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,700
But right now, I've got something else on my mind.
414
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:12,960
Did I tell you to move that fast?
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00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,060
Do you have a problem with it?
416
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:20,020
No. I just want to know when my advice ends and you go off on your own.
417
00:43:20,660 --> 00:43:22,080
When you didn't throw me out of here.
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00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,180
Oh, cool.
419
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,400
I wish you'd taken my advice sooner.
420
00:44:48,820 --> 00:45:01,500
Mmm.
421
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,480
Yeah.
422
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:10,820
Oh.
423
00:45:18,190 --> 00:45:19,130
Oh yeah.
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00:45:21,670 --> 00:45:29,570
Oh.
425
00:45:41,220 --> 00:45:42,620
Heh.
426
00:45:45,300 --> 00:45:46,000
Mmm.
427
00:45:48,380 --> 00:45:53,300
Oh.
428
00:46:02,470 --> 00:46:03,170
Oh.
429
00:46:05,470 --> 00:46:06,170
Mmm.
430
00:46:08,950 --> 00:46:09,650
Ah.
431
00:46:10,850 --> 00:46:11,470
Ahh.
432
00:46:12,350 --> 00:46:13,050
Mm.
433
00:46:13,050 --> 00:46:13,310
Oh yeah.
434
00:46:18,290 --> 00:46:20,970
Getting your pussy as much as you like something, cock.
435
00:46:21,590 --> 00:46:24,290
I was hoping you'd say that.
436
00:46:27,670 --> 00:46:29,190
It's just a thing for you.
437
00:46:36,390 --> 00:46:38,690
If I ever see what I eat...
438
00:46:41,350 --> 00:46:45,510
I really like to play with a woman's pussy first with my finger before I go down on her.
439
00:46:46,610 --> 00:46:50,410
Just something I like about watching those pink swollen lips open up.
440
00:46:50,590 --> 00:46:53,050
Look at your pussy and I can see your asshole.
441
00:46:53,530 --> 00:46:56,230
Just look at your whole butt and your pussy at one time.
442
00:46:56,270 --> 00:46:57,830
Just turns me on, gets me...
443
00:46:59,950 --> 00:47:02,210
When she's made of, she'll do what she likes.
444
00:47:05,010 --> 00:47:06,210
Can't believe you like a lot.
445
00:47:16,510 --> 00:47:17,470
One.
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00:47:21,830 --> 00:47:22,270
Two.
447
00:47:23,290 --> 00:47:24,250
Four.
448
00:47:24,250 --> 00:47:24,550
Five.
449
00:47:27,290 --> 00:47:28,250
Six.
450
00:47:28,630 --> 00:47:29,110
Seven.
451
00:47:29,590 --> 00:47:30,550
Nine.
452
00:47:30,710 --> 00:47:30,990
10.
453
00:47:31,110 --> 00:47:31,270
12.
454
00:47:34,230 --> 00:47:35,190
13.
455
00:47:37,590 --> 00:47:38,550
14.
456
00:47:38,550 --> 00:47:39,010
Yeah.
457
00:48:08,550 --> 00:48:20,930
Oh, yeah.
458
00:48:21,110 --> 00:48:24,090
Oh, God.
459
00:48:26,490 --> 00:48:29,850
Come to sleep now.
460
00:48:30,370 --> 00:48:35,390
Yes, yes, yes.
461
00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:54,450
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh god. Yeah. Oh god. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
462
00:48:54,950 --> 00:48:58,870
I really need to get out of these clothes.
463
00:49:00,350 --> 00:49:02,290
Let me stop you.
464
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:15,400
Damn, a free strip show right on my own desk.
465
00:50:14,850 --> 00:50:57,130
Ooh. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah.
466
00:50:57,270 --> 00:51:01,510
Yeah. Come on, my dear son. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah.
467
00:51:01,510 --> 00:51:07,610
A little pause... and we are back... and we are back.
468
00:51:31,510 --> 00:51:34,850
Oh yeah, we were on the other side.
469
00:51:35,010 --> 00:51:35,690
It's all good.
470
00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:40,580
I can't see a thing in this room.
471
00:51:44,290 --> 00:51:50,550
I'm bad at it.
472
00:51:56,460 --> 00:52:02,680
Oh, yeah.
473
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:05,880
Oh, God.
474
00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:07,180
Yeah.
475
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,380
Oh, God.
476
00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:22,950
Oh, yeah.
477
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,400
Oh god. Yeah.
478
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:44,400
Oh god. Yes.
479
00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:54,120
Oh yeah. Oh god.
480
00:53:03,700 --> 00:53:18,630
God... yeah... oh yeah... oh God... yeah... oh yeah... yeah...
481
00:53:18,630 --> 00:53:28,990
Would you give it to me? I love you pussy... yeah... yeah... yeah... I love you pussy... yeah...
482
00:53:28,990 --> 00:53:30,470
There. There you come.
483
00:53:30,950 --> 00:53:31,790
Yes.
484
00:53:32,210 --> 00:53:34,210
Oh, yes.
485
00:53:35,450 --> 00:53:37,130
Oh, God!
486
00:53:37,510 --> 00:53:41,370
Oh, yes.
487
00:53:41,790 --> 00:53:43,630
Oh, God, yes.
488
00:53:43,990 --> 00:53:47,410
Oh, yes.
489
00:53:47,810 --> 00:53:50,510
Oh, God.
490
00:53:50,830 --> 00:53:51,470
Yes.
491
00:53:51,570 --> 00:53:54,170
Oh, yeah.
492
00:53:54,330 --> 00:53:55,290
Oh, God.
493
00:53:55,290 --> 00:53:56,930
You're coming over my pussy?
494
00:53:57,290 --> 00:53:57,670
Yeah.
495
00:54:18,950 --> 00:54:20,710
What do you say we get out of here?
496
00:54:20,790 --> 00:54:22,530
And go and get to know each other a little bit?
497
00:54:25,290 --> 00:54:27,690
Who am I to argue with a woman who usually gets her way?
498
00:54:32,420 --> 00:54:34,300
I enjoyed lunch and the show.
499
00:54:35,860 --> 00:54:37,340
Yeah, so did I.
500
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,620
You're nothing like Becky said you were.
501
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:42,760
Becky talked to you?
502
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,500
She talked to everyone about you.
503
00:54:46,660 --> 00:54:48,320
No good lying bitch!
504
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:51,480
It wasn't that bad.
505
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,200
She's trying to make me look bad. I'm not gonna take this shit from her.
506
00:54:59,220 --> 00:55:01,940
Look John, I've got to go. Give me a call later on.
507
00:55:06,570 --> 00:55:08,390
Well, it looks like you're becoming quite a hit.
508
00:55:09,030 --> 00:55:09,850
Do you think so?
509
00:55:10,990 --> 00:55:12,990
Well, look at it this way. You're taking over for a legend.
510
00:55:13,610 --> 00:55:15,530
And I think you're becoming a legend yourself.
511
00:55:15,990 --> 00:55:17,230
Oh, don't tease me.
512
00:55:17,910 --> 00:55:20,130
Tease you? Have you listened to my tapes?
513
00:55:20,690 --> 00:55:23,570
All my callers ever talk about is Dr. Connie Morris.
514
00:55:24,770 --> 00:55:26,130
Can't say that I blame him, though.
515
00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:28,770
You make me feel good.
516
00:55:28,770 --> 00:55:30,350
Do you know that?
517
00:55:32,010 --> 00:55:34,630
You make everybody feel good. Do you know that?
518
00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:38,510
Stop. Oh, it's air time.
519
00:55:45,150 --> 00:55:46,630
I hate that music.
520
00:55:47,890 --> 00:55:50,730
Why? You didn't hate it while we were making love.
521
00:55:51,590 --> 00:55:52,950
It's because I didn't hear it.
522
00:55:54,690 --> 00:55:57,730
This is Duffy LaRue and I'm one happy disc jockey.
523
00:55:57,730 --> 00:56:02,930
And I'd just like to thank you all for making us number one again after a short hiatus.
524
00:56:03,710 --> 00:56:04,670
Really short.
525
00:56:05,750 --> 00:56:07,070
That's not helping me, are you?
526
00:56:13,250 --> 00:56:15,550
Come on, baby, I got to be on the air in 80 seconds.
527
00:56:16,670 --> 00:56:18,350
Then hurry, can't you tell?
528
00:56:19,690 --> 00:56:21,010
It feels that way.
529
00:56:21,770 --> 00:56:23,510
Oh yeah, yeah...
530
00:56:24,370 --> 00:56:26,210
Oh God, yeah...
531
00:56:27,990 --> 00:56:35,310
Oh! Oh, yes! Oh, God! Oh, yeah! Oh, God!
532
00:56:36,070 --> 00:56:37,730
Oh, you got to be real close, baby.
533
00:56:38,050 --> 00:56:40,890
Oh, God. Better late than never.
534
00:56:41,390 --> 00:56:45,510
Get your molasses out of here before you get any fire, huh?
535
00:56:48,490 --> 00:56:52,450
Put some clothes on. She's crazy.
536
00:56:53,750 --> 00:56:54,310
Bye, girl.
537
00:56:58,330 --> 00:56:59,730
Thanks for helping me with the dishes.
538
00:56:59,970 --> 00:57:03,010
No problem. The cook should never get stuck.
539
00:57:04,010 --> 00:57:05,930
I could have done them later. It was no big deal.
540
00:57:08,450 --> 00:57:10,550
You know, you're a great cook.
541
00:57:11,790 --> 00:57:12,270
Thanks.
542
00:57:14,590 --> 00:57:17,050
Can I ask you a question without you getting upset?
543
00:57:20,810 --> 00:57:21,290
Well?
544
00:57:23,070 --> 00:57:23,550
Okay.
545
00:57:25,790 --> 00:57:28,090
Do you ever call the Connie Morris show?
546
00:57:29,670 --> 00:57:38,110
Me? Yes, you. No, I don't need some shrink to give me advice. It sure sounded like you.
547
00:57:38,710 --> 00:57:48,150
It's not me I said, are you deaf? It was you. She said you were afraid of girls.
548
00:57:48,730 --> 00:57:59,550
She's full of shit. I bet you've never been to bed with a girl. Why don't you
549
00:57:59,550 --> 00:58:00,190
Why don't you get out of here?
550
00:58:01,730 --> 00:58:03,690
Could it be that you're a virgin?
551
00:58:05,290 --> 00:58:05,850
No.
552
00:58:06,990 --> 00:58:10,590
Maybe you've been with a prostitute? Is that right?
553
00:58:11,770 --> 00:58:13,730
I said get out of here.
554
00:58:14,830 --> 00:58:16,130
You're afraid of me.
555
00:58:16,450 --> 00:58:17,430
No, I'm not.
556
00:58:18,110 --> 00:58:20,090
Good, because I'm not leaving.
557
00:58:34,180 --> 00:58:36,180
My touch, is it really that bad?
558
00:58:42,410 --> 00:58:43,910
This is really sad.
559
00:58:46,450 --> 00:58:48,670
I don't need any fucking sympathy from you.
560
00:58:49,550 --> 00:58:51,130
Good, John, you're talking again.
561
00:58:53,970 --> 00:58:57,510
I'm going to take off all my clothes just for you.
562
00:59:05,980 --> 00:59:08,540
You'll see, not all women bite.
563
00:59:16,150 --> 00:59:18,730
Actually, most women have a lot to offer men.
564
00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:43,080
Well, John, what do you think?
565
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:48,500
Hey. Is this something to be afraid of? Something to hate?
566
00:59:54,420 --> 00:59:56,500
Don't be afraid. I'm not going to hurt you.
567
01:00:18,090 --> 01:00:18,930
How's this feel?
568
01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:35,130
Now don't be afraid. I'm not going to hurt you.
569
01:00:54,090 --> 01:00:56,130
You're not afraid of girls, are you?
570
01:01:21,140 --> 01:01:27,010
Oh my god.
571
01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:56,840
Feeling inside of me.
572
01:02:06,620 --> 01:02:08,940
Oh god.
573
01:02:13,180 --> 01:02:15,980
Oh, yes!
574
01:02:19,780 --> 01:02:23,980
Oh!
575
01:02:23,980 --> 01:02:25,220
Feels so good.
576
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:26,440
Yeah.
577
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:31,260
Oh!
578
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,820
Feels so good.
579
01:02:34,140 --> 01:02:34,840
Yeah.
580
01:02:36,580 --> 01:02:37,280
Oh!
581
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:39,660
Mmm, yeah!
582
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:15,060
Oh god, I feel so good.
583
01:03:15,180 --> 01:03:16,040
I'm so nervous.
584
01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:18,380
Yeah, I have to fuck you.
585
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:19,340
Yeah.
586
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:20,620
Awww.
587
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:23,560
Oh god.
588
01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:44,690
Awww.
589
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,920
Yeah.
590
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:17,060
Oh God, yes. Oh God.
591
01:04:21,340 --> 01:04:29,020
Oh God.
592
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:37,260
Oh yes. Oh yes.
593
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:41,560
Oh God, yes it feels good.
594
01:04:41,560 --> 01:05:08,280
Oh, you're good. Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.
595
01:05:18,290 --> 01:05:19,090
Oh yeah.
596
01:05:19,090 --> 01:05:19,710
Oh, you like it in here?
597
01:05:19,910 --> 01:05:20,230
Yeah.
598
01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:23,000
Oh.
599
01:05:24,620 --> 01:05:25,160
Yeah.
600
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,140
Oh, you wanna come with me?
601
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:27,100
Yeah.
602
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:28,220
I'm sure you like it.
603
01:05:28,220 --> 01:05:29,320
Oh, you like girls?
604
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:30,220
Yeah.
605
01:05:31,180 --> 01:05:32,270
Oh.
606
01:05:39,430 --> 01:05:42,250
Oh, yeah.
607
01:05:42,450 --> 01:05:42,630
Oh.
608
01:05:43,350 --> 01:05:44,670
T for yes.
609
01:05:44,930 --> 01:05:46,330
Oh, let's take a deep breath.
610
01:05:46,490 --> 01:05:47,410
T for yes.
611
01:05:47,850 --> 01:05:56,250
Oh.
612
01:05:56,250 --> 01:05:59,070
Oh yeah!
613
01:06:06,430 --> 01:06:09,230
Oh goodness!
614
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,640
Oh my goodness!
615
01:07:03,860 --> 01:07:04,380
Oh my god.
616
01:07:26,340 --> 01:07:27,620
I love you.
617
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,920
That's a good beginning. Let's see how long that feeling lasts.
618
01:07:35,220 --> 01:07:42,340
Hello out there in radio land. This is Dr. Connie Morris and today every fifth caller
619
01:07:42,340 --> 01:07:50,820
is going to receive a love chair that we believe will enhance your sex life. So let's start
620
01:07:50,820 --> 01:07:51,700
those phones ringing.
621
01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:59,320
Yeah, you're gonna have to cut back on your spending. My advertising revenue is taking
622
01:07:59,320 --> 01:07:59,840
I'm sick and I'm beating.
623
01:08:01,740 --> 01:08:04,260
Connie Morris, doing it to you?
624
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:10,460
Yeah. It's just been an increase in the country western.
625
01:08:11,620 --> 01:08:12,640
Are you going broke?
626
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:18,440
No, not hardly. I'm just cutting back like any good businessman would do.
627
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:24,040
Well, does that mean that good lovers get the squeeze too?
628
01:08:24,860 --> 01:08:29,540
Listen, it affects everybody. I gotta get going.
629
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:35,080
Sure, why not. You got what you came for.
630
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:37,980
Be nice.
631
01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:46,580
Why should I? Duffy's making good money. And he wasn't a cry baby like you.
632
01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:46,640
Thank you.
633
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:49,400
Why don't you just give him a call?
634
01:08:49,820 --> 01:08:51,140
Maybe he'll take you back.
635
01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:55,840
I might do that.
636
01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:57,540
Good.
637
01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:01,400
Hey, I guess they love the chairs, huh?
638
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:03,320
Mm, mm-hmm.
639
01:09:04,260 --> 01:09:05,840
Manufacturer can't produce them fast enough.
640
01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:06,800
No kidding.
641
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,180
I guess that means they work.
642
01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:12,500
Hey, do you want to take one home?
643
01:09:12,900 --> 01:09:14,680
Oh, no, no, no, not me.
644
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:21,720
Sorry, I'm headed for divorce. My wife asked me to leave. She figured I was going to get fired when Carol left the show and the ratings dipped.
645
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:23,260
I'm sorry.
646
01:09:24,340 --> 01:09:32,780
Don't be sorry. I think it's all for the best. I mean, I thought it was because of my drinking, but I've been sober for over a year and it still doesn't work.
647
01:09:33,780 --> 01:09:39,880
You know, you never talk about yourself. You just listen to others and take an interest in them.
648
01:09:42,820 --> 01:09:45,540
Well, that's easy to do when there's exciting people like you around.
649
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:46,940
Ah, there you go again.
650
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:51,460
Whoops, looks like it's time to go earn some money.
651
01:09:51,780 --> 01:09:52,660
Have a good show.
652
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:53,200
Thanks.
653
01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:58,060
Are you still in love with me?
654
01:09:58,700 --> 01:09:59,520
More than ever.
655
01:10:00,140 --> 01:10:00,540
Really?
656
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:03,020
I really love you.
657
01:10:04,020 --> 01:10:04,420
Good.
658
01:10:05,580 --> 01:10:07,240
And I'm gonna prove it by cooking you dinner.
659
01:10:07,940 --> 01:10:11,360
Wow, you really spoil me in more than one way.
660
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:30,260
Oh, I thought I'd missed you.
661
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:32,260
I was just downstairs. Is this the chair?
662
01:10:32,540 --> 01:10:33,960
This is it! My promotion!
663
01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:35,440
This is cool. What are you doing?
664
01:10:37,220 --> 01:10:39,660
Anything they can dream up. Isn't it great?
665
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:41,260
That's kind of cool.
666
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:44,260
Hey listen, I heard. Disc jockey of the year. Congratulations!
667
01:10:45,540 --> 01:10:46,660
Can you believe it?
668
01:10:46,660 --> 01:10:50,460
I mean, it just goes to show you how the popularity of one show can spill over into another one.
669
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:53,460
Oh, you can dish out the credit, but you certainly can't take it.
670
01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:55,720
I'm just being a realist.
671
01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:59,960
Your listeners feel like they can ask you anything.
672
01:11:00,660 --> 01:11:02,560
You make them feel like you're one of them.
673
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,480
Come on, Connie, don't embarrass me.
674
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:07,260
Oh, come on, and I'm not done with you yet.
675
01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:12,540
We've been to dinner several times, and you still treat me like I'm your sister.
676
01:11:13,900 --> 01:11:14,920
Yeah, well...
677
01:11:15,780 --> 01:11:17,360
I'm just trying to be professional.
678
01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:20,440
Do you find me attractive?
679
01:11:24,450 --> 01:11:25,410
Yeah, I'm human.
680
01:11:25,910 --> 01:11:27,370
Well, I'm human too.
681
01:11:27,890 --> 01:11:30,070
And I feel rejection from you.
682
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:40,300
You could change that...
683
01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:41,280
in a hurry.
684
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:44,520
And how's that?
685
01:11:46,580 --> 01:11:49,680
Oh, I brought this chair in here...
686
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:57,820
I'm here and... well, you know, my listeners are wondering if I've ever used the chair.
687
01:11:59,660 --> 01:12:02,080
Do you think you could come over here and help me a little?
688
01:12:05,060 --> 01:12:06,460
You put me on, right?
689
01:12:07,020 --> 01:12:08,840
Do I ever put you on?
690
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:40,860
I'm sure you want to go through this.
691
01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:41,620
Oh, yes.
692
01:12:43,940 --> 01:12:46,900
I can't take this off.
693
01:12:47,380 --> 01:12:48,420
Let's take this off.
694
01:12:52,790 --> 01:12:55,130
Pardon. Professionalism, getting ready to cut with this.
695
01:12:56,370 --> 01:12:57,250
Thank you.
696
01:13:01,830 --> 01:13:03,190
Sister, my ass.
697
01:13:04,270 --> 01:13:05,250
It's about time.
698
01:13:13,950 --> 01:13:15,430
I've only got one question.
699
01:13:15,630 --> 01:13:16,090
What's that?
700
01:13:16,390 --> 01:13:17,330
How the fuck do you use this thing?
701
01:13:17,490 --> 01:13:18,710
Oh, let me show you.
702
01:13:19,450 --> 01:13:20,470
Come on over here.
703
01:13:20,790 --> 01:13:21,070
Yes.
704
01:13:22,210 --> 01:13:23,950
First we have to take these down.
705
01:13:24,530 --> 01:13:26,730
Yes, then I'm going to make you sit down.
706
01:13:30,810 --> 01:13:31,550
Like that?
707
01:13:31,930 --> 01:13:33,550
Yes, just like that.
708
01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:13,040
Oh!
709
01:14:32,980 --> 01:14:36,140
Making this chair work better for naked.
710
01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:37,520
Much better.
711
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:39,240
Woo!
712
01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:41,620
I think, uh...
713
01:14:41,620 --> 01:14:44,120
Is it helping to relate to your listeners a little better?
714
01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:46,240
Ooh, I'm sure it will.
715
01:14:46,860 --> 01:14:49,920
It could be a damn hot topic for one of your shows.
716
01:14:50,260 --> 01:14:50,780
Yeah?
717
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:54,740
Well, maybe you'll be asking questions from your listeners.
718
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:57,880
Especially if I tell my listeners to call you.
719
01:14:58,180 --> 01:14:58,600
Yeah?
720
01:14:58,780 --> 01:15:00,620
You want me to tell them the truth?
721
01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:03,480
Sure, why not?
722
01:15:03,820 --> 01:15:05,120
You want me to talk dirty?
723
01:15:05,340 --> 01:15:06,240
Will that get inspired?
724
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:06,460
Are you tired?
725
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:07,820
Oh no.
726
01:15:08,060 --> 01:15:08,560
No?
727
01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:11,780
Probably doing some extra hour in the time slot.
728
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:12,420
Ooh.
729
01:15:13,260 --> 01:15:24,900
Mmm.
730
01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:33,640
Mmm.
731
01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:35,300
I've never f***ed a doctor before.
732
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,620
Why don't we try a new position on this chair?
733
01:15:39,460 --> 01:15:45,260
Let me know what you got, darling.
734
01:15:49,860 --> 01:15:50,380
Up!
735
01:16:06,930 --> 01:16:08,850
God, your cock feels good in my pussy.
736
01:16:10,710 --> 01:16:11,870
Oh yes!
737
01:16:12,490 --> 01:16:15,610
You're a talented woman. I appreciate it even more.
738
01:16:15,790 --> 01:16:16,910
Oh God, it's wonderful.
739
01:16:21,530 --> 01:16:22,690
Oh yeah!
740
01:16:22,690 --> 01:16:24,590
Yeah! Oh, God!
741
01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:28,090
Yeah!
742
01:16:33,700 --> 01:16:34,770
Oh, God!
743
01:16:34,910 --> 01:16:36,670
Oh, yes!
744
01:16:52,690 --> 01:16:53,730
Oh yeah!
745
01:17:45,190 --> 01:17:46,590
Okay.
746
01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:19,540
Come on, baby. Come on.
747
01:18:26,860 --> 01:18:29,180
Do it for all your listeners, Connie. Come on.
748
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:33,680
They'd love to hear you like this.
749
01:19:06,860 --> 01:19:08,860
Fuck you.
750
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,840
Fuck you, Chloe.
751
01:19:11,540 --> 01:19:13,200
Fuck you.
752
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:20,940
Oh my god. Oh yes.
753
01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:25,560
Sister my ass, you're gorgeous.
754
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:52,780
Oh...
755
01:19:58,940 --> 01:20:01,740
Oh yeah!
756
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:07,000
Oh yes!
757
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:08,940
Oh god!
758
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:13,700
Oh god yeah!
759
01:20:15,020 --> 01:20:21,080
Oh god! Oh yeah!
760
01:20:21,220 --> 01:20:22,380
Oh my god!
761
01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:24,640
A little more.
762
01:20:25,220 --> 01:20:25,740
Yeah.
763
01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:27,220
A little more.
764
01:20:30,100 --> 01:20:31,620
Oh, would you come on me?
765
01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:32,800
Yeah, I do.
766
01:20:33,900 --> 01:20:35,740
I guess I have to come on you.
767
01:20:35,860 --> 01:20:42,980
Oh yeah.
768
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,040
Fuck me!
769
01:20:51,620 --> 01:21:15,320
Oh, yeah! Oh, my God! Oh, yeah! Oh, my God! Oh, yeah! Oh, yes! Oh! Oh, God! Oh, yes!
770
01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:31,380
Oh god...
771
01:21:53,820 --> 01:21:55,360
John is on the air.
772
01:21:55,500 --> 01:21:57,580
My first caller from opening day.
773
01:21:59,660 --> 01:22:03,000
I just wanted you to know that I'm dating a girl I love very much.
774
01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:06,800
I guess you shrinks aren't so bad after all.
775
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:09,220
Well, neither is that shit-kicking Duffy.
776
01:22:10,440 --> 01:22:12,740
I'm very pleased with your success, John.
777
01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:17,360
Thank you so much for calling back and letting us know how you're doing.
778
01:22:18,460 --> 01:22:18,900
Congratulations.
779
01:22:39,180 --> 01:22:40,120
Hi Duffy.
780
01:22:41,340 --> 01:22:43,260
Oh, what do I always call to?
781
01:22:43,780 --> 01:22:48,240
I'm sure you do. A lot.
782
01:22:48,660 --> 01:22:53,080
I want you to come home. Why the sudden change of heart?
783
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:54,640
I made a big mistake.
784
01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:00,460
Well you know some things must come to an end.
785
01:23:01,340 --> 01:23:02,780
Our marriage is one of them.
786
01:23:04,580 --> 01:23:08,680
Well, I don't want it that way. What am I supposed to do?
787
01:23:10,880 --> 01:23:13,560
I don't know. I'm sure we'll think of something.
788
01:23:14,820 --> 01:23:18,400
Oh, by the way, give my best to Ralph, will you?
789
01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:24,940
Balls of that woman.
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