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My mother named me Summer
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hoping for breezy and chill.
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And what she got was a Type-A Virgo with stress eczema.
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What can I say?
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Exercising caution is my cardio.
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My toxic traits include perfectionism,
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anxious attachment, and positive affirmations.
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I am consistent. I am persistent. I go with the flow.
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I think you could afford a little more flow there, Summer.
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We just got lapped by a turtle on crutches.
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The human equivalent of 6-7 is Glenn Winters.
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Vice Principal of the Year nominee,
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slash driver's ed teacher. It's giving budget cuts.
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This is fast enough, Mr. Winters.
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I'm not trying to impress anyone.
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Well, I am impressed with this hand placement.
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It's a perfect ten and two right there.
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Sometimes I like to cheat and just go twelve,
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or sometimes seven and five.
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-Good morning, Summer! -Not now, Mrs. Kapoor!
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See you in class, though! -
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We just got lapped by Mrs. Kapoor.
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You know what? How about a little music?
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Maybe that'll chill you out.
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Oh, yeah! Mm!
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♪ Now I'm feeling it Even more ♪
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Cranberries! Love The Cranberries.
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Okay, not a Cran-Stan.
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Trying to set a vibe for you there, Summer.
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This is my vibe, okay?
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I've prepped for this since February.
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Online tutorials, cue cards, I journaled affirmations.
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Journals plural, Mr. Winters.
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Know what? My daughter is the exact same way.
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Always planning.
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All right, you know what,
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this is my lunch break. If you don't mind...
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I am gonna take lunch.
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Oh my God! Is that gluten? I'm allergic!
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I don't think gluten is airborne. You're fine.
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It is when you're spitting in my face!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa... -Oh my gosh! Oh my God!
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-How do I slow down? -Use the brakes.
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Summer, what are you doing? Brake! Stop, stop, stop! Brake!
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Brake! Stop! -Oh my gosh!
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Brake! Brake! Recalibrating, recalibrating! Look out!
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Oh my God! -
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Oh my God! Sorry! Move! Move!
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Oh no. Oh no... Oh my God! Brake, Summer! Brake!
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-We're all gonna die! -Summer, brake! Brake! Brake!
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Troy! You okay, buddy?
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Troy, you okay? Come on, let's get you up, buddy. There we go.
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Let's get this off of you.
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Breathe. There we go. Get some air.
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You good, buddy? Talk to me. Talk to me, Troy.
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I just saw some crazy shit in there.
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Are you...
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Are you high?
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Uh, I'm whatever you need me to be, Mr. Winters.
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-Boop! -Okay...
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Well, your steering's a mess,
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but your mascot takedown is... elite.
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Did I fail?
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- It's a strong maybe. -
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My mom Milly's parking is like her love life,
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short-term and risky,
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which is fine with me because we're a good team.
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I remind her when the bills are due
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and she reminds me it's better late than pregnant.
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I've seen some beavers get pounded in my day, but damn!
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Sweetheart? Baby?
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Are you all right? In one piece?
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-I'm all right. Yeah. -Ten fingers, 10 toes?
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Mom, I think I failed.
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Oh, sweetie, it's not a drug test. It doesn't matter.
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This is fine. You're okay. I love you.
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Now...
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Who the hell let my daughter drive this deathtrap?
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I...
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You!
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Of course they've got some handsome man in charge
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who's probably too busy chasing tail to do your job?
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Oh, yeah... Um, a beaver tail...
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No, this is exactly why we have to smash the patriarchy.
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-Amen! -Or a wo-man.
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- Uh... -
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I'm Milly Martin, I'm Summer's mom.
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Oh yeah, Summer. She's a terrible driver.
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-Well... -I'm...
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Glenn Winters, and I'm at your service. Like, forever.
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Forever's a little ambitious, don't you think?
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Oh, I'm the vice principal here.
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Ambition's, like, my brand.
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Um...
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Look at this idiot falling for my mom!
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Wait a minute... Is my mom falling for this idiot?
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This was not part of my five-year plan.
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♪ Right now you really Really just don't get it ♪
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♪ But you'll wake up someday and you'll regret it ♪
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♪ I'm never ever Gonna change my mind up ♪
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♪ So maybe you Should just stop ♪
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♪ I know that you think That this is just a phase ♪
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♪ But you'll get it someday When it all goes up in flames ♪
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♪ That either way ♪
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♪ I spent all summer Tryin' to change your mind ♪
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♪ It does what it takes And you know I got time ♪
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♪ You'll never be, Never be, never be right ♪
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♪ Cos I don't want it To work out ♪
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Summer!
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Grayson, you're already packed?
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Already? I've made several coffees
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and trades on Frankfurt markets,
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we're almost about to leave, and your bag remains empty.
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Frankfurt, huh? Speaking of wieners...
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-Is Glenn on his way? -Any minute now.
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You're cool with that? With him?
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Well, I mean, the man's wardrobe is a war crime,
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but an award-winning male role model
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will look great on my application to Wharton.
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-You are 11! -Mom seems happy.
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So, why aren't you?
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She's tequila, and Glenn is lukewarm chamomile.
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-They don't seem like a match. -I wouldn't get too revved.
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Mom loves a new project for exactly four months.
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They've been together for 3 months, 1 week, 6 days.
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Tick-tock, Glenn. Tick-tock.
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Summer, if I miss paddleboarding with dolphins,
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my therapist is in for a wild session.
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Almost ready, honey!
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Hey, bikinis... Are we sharing or no?
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I packed zero bikinis.
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She packed zero anything!
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Honey, how amazing is it
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that our family, us, are going to the Caribbean?
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To the El Dorado! Huh?
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Sounds like a strip club that takes Groupons.
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-Baby, it's a five-star resort. -We still owe back taxes,
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and Grayson's laptop literally smells like burning.
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Glenn has assured me
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that the Vice Principal Awards are taking care of everything.
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Which means no one loses any money if someone stays home.
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-Ha! -You guys do realize
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there are water slides going through fake volcanos, right?
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- It sounds amazing. -I know.
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Does this hypothetical person
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have a first name that rhymes with "bummer"?
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Six-foot waves every 90 seconds!
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Speed, danger and you get pummeled on a schedule.
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Oh, sign me up!
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This is no surprise! I've been dropping hints for days.
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I know, I've ignored every one.
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-Great. -Sweetheart, we are not
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"resort" people. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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Glenn has been nominated for an international award,
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and I've already shaved my legs. We're going.
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- Mom... - Endless lazy river!
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Blackjack! Full-service spa!
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Enough, Grayson. It's giving influencer hostage video.
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Oh!
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Car's here! Come on! -Thanks for the solidarity.
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Hey! You need to grab your sad duffle,
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paste on a smile and prepare to get sun burnt.
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Mm. Normal moms encourage sunscreen.
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"Normal"?
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It's like you're trying to insult me.
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Let's go!
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Summer vacation. Woo.
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Wow! -I'm gonna go check us in.
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Okay. It smells heavenly!
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Of course Glenn's the guy who claps when the plane lands.
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He wept openly while watching Penguins of Madagascar.
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Hey, emotional EQ is the new IQ, kids.
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-And that is not a thing. -It is.
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It's called empathy. Glenn has it. You should buy some.
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- Relax, Brené Brown. -
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Ooh! Complimentary welcome cocktail!
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-Excuse you! -I would never.
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Yeah, that might be part of your problem, kid.
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-What? -I'm just saying.
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We are on vacation, and you could stand to loosen up.
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Milly, come and meet the VEEP squad!
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It's some of the other nominees!
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-Oh yay, fun! -Is this lemonade?
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-This is Milly. -Hi!
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That's Grayson right there. Yeah...
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Is this place the bomb-dot-com, or what?!
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Ooh! -
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Wrong pipe!
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You're not gonna believe this, they upgraded us
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-to a villa! -You worked your magic?
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How?
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I just "Glenn'd" the heck out of it.
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We're gonna go up to the room because
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somebody needs a bathroom pass.
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- Let's go, I got our bags. - Yay!
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Oh my God...
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Is this how rich people feel? All the time?
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Glenn, this bathroom is bigger than my entire kitchen!
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Oh yeah, I can smell the dolphins from here.
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Actually, the kids' suite is gonna be next door.
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Whoa, wait! I'm sharing a room with Grayson?
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God gives His toughest battles to His braves soldiers.
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There, there.
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Will somebody give me a code to the safe.
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This is top-shelf snorkel gear.
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Triple-O Seven.
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I like it. James Bond, just slightly more dangerous.
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This is amazing.
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Okay, family, let's change and head to the pool.
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No, pass. I burn like a marshmallow,
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and those pools have the pH balance of Mountain Dew.
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Oh, good point! Why don't we all stay in?
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James Bondage and I can get cozy right here.
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I'll be shaken and stirred all afternoon long.
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-I'll grab my sunscreen. -Excellent choice.
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Whoa, Mom, it's better than the brochure!
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This is unbelievable! - Right?!
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I know, right! Getting our steps in!
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- There we go, watch yourself. - Yeah.
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Wow!
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Oh, kiddo, look at this.
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And where are we supposed to sit?
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I guess you have to get here early.
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- I'll go look... over there. - Maybe over there?
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Nein!
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I woke up at six precisely, for this lounger. Bitte, move.
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Limited supply, unlimited demand...
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It's vacation. Dial down the finance, bro.
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Cannonball!
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Mama needs a margarita.
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Dos margaritas, por favor!
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Thank you. Yes...
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Careful, beautiful. Pace yourself.
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I've been pacing myself for 15 years,
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but drinking's like a booze bike. The liver never forgets.
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Legends never retire! -
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Is that an octopus tattoo?
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I'm good with all my limbs.
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Oh, really? Like your... arms?
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Sure. Let's go with that.
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Flexibility comes in handy from my hot yoga classes.
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People call me Captain Otto...
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Parasailing, catamaran cruises, anything that gets you wet.
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Tempting as that sounds, we just got here.
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I'm Milly, and I'm here with someone.
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Milly! I'm rocking this class!
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-You are! -Aqua Zumba guy?
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If you ever want someone a little less jazzy
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and someone to, uh, rock your boat...
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- Oh. Right. -You know where to find me.
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Mama's still got it! Ooh...
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"Welcome to Episode 975"
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of daily affirmations for those looking to let go of control.
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Please, as always, repeat after me...
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I embrace uncertainty.
256
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I embrace uncertainty.
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-Plans are for cowards. - Plans are for cowards.
258
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Honey! -Ooh!
259
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I got the margs!
260
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See you this afternoon, ladies! All right. Oh, yeah.
261
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,043
-Well, that's cute. -Ooh, yeah.
262
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,812
Oh, man! Summer's just sitting on her phone.
263
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,047
Should I be worried?
264
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,349
That's just resting teen face.
265
00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:13,619
They're basically programmed to despise joy.
266
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:16,922
I just want your kids to like me. Kids usually like me.
267
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,491
Well... Kids are dumb!
268
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These are strong.
269
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I mean, didn't your daughter
270
00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:24,663
ever go through a phase like this?
271
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Sadie? Yeah, sure.
272
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,969
But Sadie has totally found herself.
273
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,738
Oh? Well, speaking of...
274
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Maybe we should sneak away and find a private pool?
275
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Summer just needs a jumpstart. Watch this.
276
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Hey, Summer! Summer! Go long!
277
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Life throws challenges. I catch them gracefully.
278
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Summer! -
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Ooh! -Oh no.
280
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Nice catch, cheer! -I'm so sorry!
281
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-I'm gonna go get ice. -Yeah.
282
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Get more margs while you're up.
283
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:06,906
I, um... I fell in.
284
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,141
Yeah, I... I caught that.
285
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,377
Unlike you and that football.
286
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:14,513
-I'm Summer, by the way. -Crosby.
287
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,550
Your dad's got a cannon. Terrible aim, though.
288
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:22,655
Oh, he's not my dad. He's just some dingus my mom is dating.
289
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Temporarily.
290
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:29,061
-Let's get you a dry towel. -Yeah.
291
00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:30,663
And that's when I said, "Sorry,"
292
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'cause, you know, Canadian.
293
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:35,167
Yeah, you have apologized three times already.
294
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This seat has cost me dearly.
295
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Summer, these are my parents, Terry and Celine.
296
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Oh, you poor dear!
297
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You'll never make the Rough Riders with those reflexes.
298
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-We're Canadian! -Mom, please. Nobody cares.
299
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Great. I love Toronto.
300
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:54,186
God forbid! We're from Saskatchewan.
301
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,456
-Dad... -Too bad your phone ate it, eh?
302
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,726
Here's to a tech-free week.
303
00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:03,696
Oh, wait. You're here for the whole week? Awesome.
304
00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:05,464
Us, too.
305
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:08,934
-I mean... -Smells like love, eh?
306
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,636
Oh, Terry, leave them be.
307
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:13,072
Summer! Got some ice for you. A bucket of ice.
308
00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:15,040
Heads up, old man! -Ice incoming.
309
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:16,642
Ah! - Oh wow!
310
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:18,820
- Thank God for free healthcare. - Son of a...
311
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:20,512
That's gonna hurt.
312
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,984
This will buff right out.
313
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:28,320
Mom, NASA called and they can see my bruise from space.
314
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,155
Oh, except you're not getting any calls
315
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,891
because your phone took a stupid little swim.
316
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,894
It died doing what it loved most... Being dropped by me.
317
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,898
Speaking of dropped, your boyfriend gave me a concussion.
318
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:43,535
It is barely a contusion, and trust me, honey,
319
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,105
he feels worse about it than you do, okay?
320
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:48,340
Mm... I feel pretty bad.
321
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,509
Mm. Well, he's trying.
322
00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:54,179
Too hard, maybe, but he is. So, give him a shot.
323
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:57,316
Fine, I'll lower my standards.
324
00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:59,785
Never!
325
00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:04,490
What I do think you should do is put this on for tonight.
326
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:06,992
It'll look like you actually came here on purpose,
327
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:11,397
and you might get to first base with that cute Canadian.
328
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,265
Why are you like this?
329
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,601
Because one of us has to be, my darling.
330
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:18,270
Come on, get dressed. This'll be fun.
331
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,243
Stupid Glenn.
332
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,886
Wow! This looks fun.
333
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:36,088
Yeah! -Wow.
334
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,091
Ahoy, eh!
335
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:41,493
Oh, look who's here.
336
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:47,099
-Just be yourself. -That's genuinely never worked.
337
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:50,469
-Here we go! Virgin! -That's personal, Glenn!
338
00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:53,072
Virginity is a social construct.
339
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:56,108
Predators aren't. Guard your glass, babe.
340
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:59,078
- Wait, that... - No, I meant...
341
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,513
Honey, he means the daiquiri.
342
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:05,050
Um, sure, Glenn. You know I love my dessert slushed.
343
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,719
I am so sorry!
344
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:10,722
-I am so, so, so sorry. -Oh, honey!
345
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,758
Glenn, let's just go get some club soda.
346
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:15,294
- Yes. -We're gonna get club soda!
347
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,429
-Okay. -I... We're gonna get club soda.
348
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,499
Oh, baby! Do you just wanna go back to the room and change?
349
00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,234
I'm actually pretty sick of change.
350
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,803
Honey!
351
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,249
Ahem...
352
00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:39,384
I swear, if you come one foot closer...
353
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:42,254
Whoa! Good thing I measure steps in metric.
354
00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:44,923
Sure, dude.
355
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,359
Are all American girls this tough?
356
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,596
Are all Canadian boys this thirsty for red flags?
357
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:55,334
Honestly? Yes. We're very nice.
358
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,171
Sorry, bad joke.
359
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,640
Wow! My first Canadian "sorry."
360
00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:03,208
Plenty more where that came from.
361
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:11,150
-Parents are the worst. -Well, yours seem nice.
362
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:15,020
They can't go five seconds without mentioning
363
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:19,258
poutine or humble bragging about universal healthcare.
364
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:21,460
And they're gonna flip
365
00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:24,129
when they find out I didn't make Triple-A.
366
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,498
Steaks, or... sports?
367
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:31,103
Oh, hockey. Which I friggin' hate.
368
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:35,941
Mon Dieu! Watch your sweet Canadian mouth.
369
00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:37,743
You think my mouth is sweet?
370
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:40,479
How sweet do you think it is?
371
00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:42,181
On a scale of one -Funny, funny.
372
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:43,682
To maple syrup, -Funny... funny.
373
00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:48,453
Where would you put it? - Funny.
374
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,789
Listen, are you gonna come back
375
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,559
to this tragic pirate thing and help me win trivia,
376
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,428
or... am I gonna have to pretend to know
377
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,430
more than five American states on my own?
378
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,199
Okay, this I need to hear!
379
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,067
Name five states.
380
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:05,604
Los Angeles, um...
381
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,906
-What? -That's not a state.
382
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,410
Is that not a state? Frick! Um... No, hold on.
383
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,245
I'm not gonna give you hints or anything.
384
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,680
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
385
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:16,773
I'm not leaving until you name five states, so...
386
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:22,688
Your sister hates me, Grayson.
387
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,057
She hates me.
388
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:28,427
Is this your first time dealing with teen daddy issues?
389
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,729
You're vice principal, man.
390
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:33,022
You know I'm not trying to replace your father, right?
391
00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,968
He left when I was three, and he was a bum, so,
392
00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:38,337
you don't have to worry about winning me over.
393
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,405
I get you, Glenn.
394
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:43,976
Effort doesn't look sexy, but it gets results.
395
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,278
You're an unusual child.
396
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:48,146
Okay...
397
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,649
Wanna land a permanent contract with the Martin family?
398
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:52,351
Summer's your key demographic,
399
00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:54,553
and you're marketing yourself all wrong.
400
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,822
I'm listening.
401
00:20:56,955 --> 00:21:00,192
Teen girls can smell beta from miles away. They crave alpha.
402
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:04,796
Okay... Confused, but continue.
403
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:10,469
Give us less New Balance Dad, more Ryan Gosling in Drive.
404
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:14,039
Mystery. Danger. Toothpick.
405
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,209
Where am I gonna get a toothpick?
406
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:20,846
Okay, uh... let's recalibrate.
407
00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:24,750
Channel Regina George, not Gretchen Wieners.
408
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:28,053
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
409
00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:30,922
Stop sucking up to Summer.
410
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:33,191
Start busting her balls.
411
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,027
Ha.
412
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,628
Fist bump.
413
00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:43,201
-You're an unusual man, Glenn. -Yeah, thank you.
414
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:58,417
Ladies and gentlemen, guests of the resort!
415
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:04,990
Tonight, we continue a sacred El Dorado tradition.
416
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:08,560
Cannonball Carnage Classic!
417
00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:14,666
A bold challenge has been thrown down...
418
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:19,137
Glenn Winters versus Summer Martin!
419
00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:22,507
"Summer", me?
420
00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,710
Glenn had half a beer and went rogue!
421
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:28,113
Ja! Finish him, Fraulein! -
422
00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:29,314
Shocker!
423
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,383
-The German loves war, guys. -Okay...
424
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:33,952
Take him down, Summer! No mercy, eh!
425
00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:35,320
Yeah!
426
00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,622
Summer! Summer!
427
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,925
Summer! Summer...
428
00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:44,629
Dorado demands blood.
429
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:49,334
Come, Summer! Approach your ball.
430
00:22:53,972 --> 00:22:56,541
You get out of your shell and you into that ball!
431
00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:59,111
- Come on, you can do this. - Go on, Summer!
432
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,381
It smells like gym class feet in here.
433
00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:05,117
Remember, padre, alpha energy. Alpha, okay?
434
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:08,253
Right, right, right. Hey! Are you gonna loosen up,
435
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:11,823
or you want me to send you a calendar invite for playtime?
436
00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:13,291
Ooh! -
437
00:23:13,425 --> 00:23:15,961
Excuse me? I said I'd get in the dumb bubble, didn't I?
438
00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:18,334
I'm just saying, why don't you live dangerously for once
439
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:22,000
and skip the color-coded lists? Hold these. I want a good grip.
440
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,870
It's on, old man! I'm about to code you into the ER!
441
00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:29,007
Oh, I like it! Talking trash! Let's go. Come on, help me out.
442
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:31,610
You got it? -Yeah, great.
443
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:33,779
-Okay, Glenn... -Come on, get me in. Push!
444
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,648
-Prepare to die, Winters! -Let him have it, honey!
445
00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:38,083
Go get him!
446
00:23:38,216 --> 00:23:39,618
Come on, Summer!
447
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,186
Still thinking that's your guy?
448
00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:43,288
- Glenn? Oh, my goodness... - Push.
449
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,491
I'm trying this new thing called "commitment."
450
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:48,145
Let's go! -Bring the mayhem!
451
00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:49,628
Go, goblin mode!
452
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,463
I'll goblin your ass!
453
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,098
Did she say "gobbelin" his ass?
454
00:23:53,231 --> 00:23:56,134
You can't handle me!
455
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,702
You can't handle me!
456
00:24:03,308 --> 00:24:06,311
He's really annoying! - I'm gonna knock you!
457
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,314
Come on, Summer. Mind over matter! Ouch!
458
00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:17,222
Can you smell-la-la-la what Glenn is cooking?
459
00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:20,192
Smell this!
460
00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:22,761
You're all right!
461
00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:24,696
Come on, you got this.
462
00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:27,499
You're on fire, girl!
463
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,367
What? Where?
464
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:32,671
No, it's a compliment, Summer. You're doing great.
465
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:35,440
No! Fire isn't great, Glenn! Stop, drop and roll!
466
00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,809
No, watch out, Summer! Watch out! No, no, no!
467
00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:39,911
Oh no! Oh no!
468
00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:42,948
Oh! Oh no.
469
00:24:43,081 --> 00:24:44,649
-Oh! Ooh, no. -Oh my...
470
00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:47,686
Oh my God! Baby, are you okay? Sweetheart?
471
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:49,421
It's okay. It might not be that...
472
00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:50,956
bad.
473
00:24:51,089 --> 00:24:54,326
Wow, wow, wow! Fire! - No! Not the cocktails!
474
00:24:54,459 --> 00:24:57,729
Fire! Fire! - Holy Hindenburg!
475
00:24:57,863 --> 00:24:59,564
Oh God, no!
476
00:25:00,899 --> 00:25:03,034
Glenn, this is really bad.
477
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,936
Does anyone have an extinguisher?
478
00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:08,139
Oh, the humanity! - Holy crap.
479
00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:11,042
Okay, um, why don't we back away from the flames?
480
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:14,246
Come on, we're going, we're going... Grayson!
481
00:25:33,765 --> 00:25:34,965
Arr, matey!
482
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,835
Do you wanna be the captain this time?
483
00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:39,704
Ooh, only if you keep the snorkel on.
484
00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:41,473
Oh my God. Absolutely not.
485
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,611
Grayson, I will pay you for your headphones.
486
00:25:46,745 --> 00:25:48,513
With what money?
487
00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:51,149
And besides, I gotta wake up super early tomorrow.
488
00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:53,203
First one to the loungers dominates the economy.
489
00:25:53,318 --> 00:25:55,086
Permission to come aboard?
490
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,855
I finished swabbing the poop deck.
491
00:25:56,988 --> 00:25:58,690
Ooh! -Speaking of dominates...
492
00:25:58,823 --> 00:25:59,991
Good luck.
493
00:26:01,326 --> 00:26:04,429
There's gotta be a midnight boat to Mexico.
494
00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:08,700
Okay, I'm gonna find someplace less scarring to sleep.
495
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,588
And on the seventh day, he monopolized.
496
00:27:03,722 --> 00:27:07,225
Mr. Grayson, Shirley Temple?
497
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,261
Make it a double. It's gonna be a long day.
498
00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:24,542
See? I can be spontaneous... -
499
00:27:24,676 --> 00:27:26,578
If spontaneous combustion counts.
500
00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:38,089
All right, later, Trevon! You absolute chode!
501
00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:42,961
Oh, my God! That was crazy. Really.
502
00:27:44,429 --> 00:27:45,430
Whoa!
503
00:27:47,899 --> 00:27:50,869
Did I miss Fyre Festival? Again?
504
00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:53,371
It was an accident.
505
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:57,075
Oh. Damn, girl! Glad someone here knows how to party.
506
00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:59,344
-It was lit. -I was supposed to meet up
507
00:27:59,477 --> 00:28:01,546
with my old man yesterday, but I got sidetracked
508
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,049
by that adults-only place down at the other beach.
509
00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:06,985
Banana-hammocked himbos. My kryptonite.
510
00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:11,456
-Sounds festive. -Yeah.
511
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:16,261
Technically, this was my mom's new terrible boyfriend's fault.
512
00:28:16,394 --> 00:28:20,899
Ooh, do tell! I love a villain origin story.
513
00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:23,768
Most girls would key his Tesla, call it a day.
514
00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:28,073
This guy, he's just so... beneath her.
515
00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:30,942
Then get beneath him. Bang him into Breakup Town.
516
00:28:31,076 --> 00:28:33,912
Gross! I don't dumpster dive!
517
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:38,917
Neither do I! No, but seriously.
518
00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:41,820
Don't let Mom's latest dick ruin paradise.
519
00:28:42,787 --> 00:28:44,422
Anyway...
520
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,891
Hit me up if you wanna launch a family coup.
521
00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:49,027
Um, honestly, it'll help me dodge mine.
522
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,462
Toodles!
523
00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:56,901
How about see you never, Harbor Ho.
524
00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:09,114
Hey, kid, are...
525
00:29:10,281 --> 00:29:12,784
Are you using all these chairs?
526
00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:15,887
"Using" is subjective. You got Venmo?
527
00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:17,789
Who made you Secretary of Seating?
528
00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:20,492
Thanks for stopping by. Cash or crypto only.
529
00:29:21,826 --> 00:29:23,228
How about a peak at lefty?
530
00:29:23,361 --> 00:29:26,731
Reducing women to a single boob is why we lost the midterms.
531
00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:29,367
Thanks for the feminist lecture.
532
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:38,076
Mr. Martin, you are aware that the hoarding of loungers
533
00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:40,979
violates resort policy.
534
00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:43,648
You built the system, Bishop, I just broke it.
535
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:48,052
You are treading very dangerous waters, young man.
536
00:29:48,186 --> 00:29:51,289
Well, lucky for me, I brought floaties.
537
00:29:51,756 --> 00:29:52,991
-Hm! -Thank you.
538
00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:55,827
-Uh, cash? -In the box, please.
539
00:29:57,095 --> 00:29:58,329
Thank you.
540
00:30:03,334 --> 00:30:06,337
- Mm! Love hotel eggs. - Hm!
541
00:30:08,072 --> 00:30:10,275
And where have you been, young man?
542
00:30:10,408 --> 00:30:14,112
Relax, Mom. Treat yourself to some extra whip on that venti.
543
00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:17,615
What?
544
00:30:18,516 --> 00:30:20,051
Okay...
545
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:27,559
What? Like your family's never exploded a hut?
546
00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:29,194
Oh yeah.
547
00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:31,996
Sorry, everybody, if we ruined your evening with our balls.
548
00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:34,365
Flaming balls, no less.
549
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,099
Can everyone please stop saying "balls"?
550
00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,635
Sorry. Sorry.
551
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:43,875
-Dad? Hey! Oh my God! Hi! -Sadie! Sadie, you're here.
552
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,377
Oh, my goodness! Oh, I missed you!
553
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,079
Sadie, hi!
554
00:30:48,213 --> 00:30:51,416
We... totally knew you were coming!
555
00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:53,852
Well, I wanted my best girls all together
556
00:30:53,985 --> 00:30:57,088
for this very special trip.
557
00:30:57,222 --> 00:30:58,423
Sorry, buddy. No offense.
558
00:30:58,556 --> 00:31:01,326
It's okay. I'm post-gender and SPF 50.
559
00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:06,631
Oh, you must be Summer. I feel like I already know you.
560
00:31:06,764 --> 00:31:08,233
I can't imagine why.
561
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:10,435
Sit, sit, sit.
562
00:31:10,568 --> 00:31:13,137
So, what happened? You were supposed to be here days ago.
563
00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:16,708
I know. I got so tied up launching this, like,
564
00:31:16,841 --> 00:31:18,343
charity startup thing.
565
00:31:18,476 --> 00:31:22,280
It's micro loans for rescue animals. I mean, you get it.
566
00:31:22,413 --> 00:31:24,782
Look at my Sadie changing the world!
567
00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:26,684
I am.
568
00:31:27,118 --> 00:31:28,786
Oh, Summer, totally forgot.
569
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:33,358
I wanted to apologize to you with apology pancakes,
570
00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:37,495
extra chocolate syrup there because, you know, guilt.
571
00:31:38,129 --> 00:31:39,864
-Great. -And that's not all.
572
00:31:39,998 --> 00:31:41,566
Summer, do you remember
573
00:31:41,699 --> 00:31:44,269
our little epic bumper ball battle?
574
00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:48,506
-Do I remember? -You're not gonna believe this!
575
00:31:49,974 --> 00:31:52,043
-I won a prize! -What?
576
00:31:52,176 --> 00:31:54,579
My third-degree burns weren't trophy enough?
577
00:31:54,712 --> 00:31:56,632
Oh, sweetheart, they were second-degree at best.
578
00:31:56,714 --> 00:31:58,917
No, no, no, it's way better. Check this out.
579
00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:02,887
A swim for two at Cetacean Station
580
00:32:03,021 --> 00:32:06,724
with El Dorado's most experienced dolphin
581
00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:11,129
named Bubbles who's, like, 98 in dolphin years.
582
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:14,365
That means Bubbles survived the Titanic! The movie.
583
00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:19,037
So, who's your lucky plus-one gonna be, Mr. Winter?
584
00:32:19,170 --> 00:32:20,505
Who should I take? - Hm?
585
00:32:20,638 --> 00:32:23,441
Who should I take? Eeny, meeny, miny...
586
00:32:23,574 --> 00:32:27,145
I'm going with my bumper-ball buddy, obvee, Summer!
587
00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:30,081
- We're swimming with a dolphin. -
588
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,151
Have fun with Free Willy's side piece.
589
00:32:35,653 --> 00:32:38,289
Are you sure you don't want Mom? She lives for an audience.
590
00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:40,892
Or Sadie? She traveled all this way to see you.
591
00:32:41,025 --> 00:32:42,327
I owe you this, Summer. Okay?
592
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:45,229
I'm gonna win you over if it's the last thing I do!
593
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:49,600
Ladies, gentlemen and non-marine mammals,
594
00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:53,438
please find your seats. The show will start soon. Ha!
595
00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:57,342
Seriously, I'm good watching from the sidelines.
596
00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:59,377
Summer, chill out, would you?
597
00:32:59,510 --> 00:33:01,612
It's just, like, a really big fish.
598
00:33:01,746 --> 00:33:04,582
You've got nothing to worry about. This dolphin is a pro.
599
00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:08,953
There you go! You ready? Look at us!
600
00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:11,122
We're the dolphin people!
601
00:33:17,528 --> 00:33:20,298
Oh God...
602
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:23,401
Welcome, everyone, to El Dorado's pride and joy,
603
00:33:23,534 --> 00:33:26,037
Cetacean Station! -
604
00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:31,342
The Caribbean's best dolphin show! Whoo! Look at that!
605
00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:36,748
Jumpy! Splashy! We're in the splash zone!
606
00:33:36,881 --> 00:33:39,984
Hey, everyone! We have a treat for you today.
607
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:41,252
Yeah, meet Bubbles.
608
00:33:41,386 --> 00:33:42,787
Here she is,
609
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,957
Our most beloved dolphin. She's 98 years young,
610
00:33:46,090 --> 00:33:50,661
and retiring in dos dias. That's "two days" in Spanish.
611
00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:53,031
-Wow! -A little Espan-y'all...
612
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,901
- Oh God. - Say hi, Bubbles!
613
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,469
Do the wavey thing! I love it.
614
00:33:58,603 --> 00:33:59,971
-Whoa! - Look at that! Wavey!
615
00:34:00,104 --> 00:34:04,175
Come on, Wavey. That's my baby... Bubbles.
616
00:34:04,308 --> 00:34:06,944
Ew! Smells like Bubbles is two days from death,
617
00:34:07,078 --> 00:34:08,446
if you know what I mean.
618
00:34:08,579 --> 00:34:11,416
Do it, do it! Oh! Look at that.
619
00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:16,220
Pretty sure that's me. -What? Oh no, no, no...
620
00:34:16,354 --> 00:34:18,656
Those pancakes I got you, they...
621
00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:20,892
they were supposed to be gluten free, weren't they?
622
00:34:21,025 --> 00:34:22,326
-Glenn! -I'm sorry.
623
00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:24,629
They were guilt pancakes.
624
00:34:24,762 --> 00:34:26,798
Doesn't gluten cancel out guilt?
625
00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:27,931
- No. -
626
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:33,304
Guys, I'm seeing some unusual underwater turbulence.
627
00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:35,473
Glenn, there's more coming, my biological weapon.
628
00:34:35,606 --> 00:34:38,776
Just try and hold it. Hold it in.
629
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,479
I'm so sorry, Bubbles. It's a medical condition.
630
00:34:41,612 --> 00:34:43,047
All right, everyone,
631
00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:44,725
Bubbles seems to be reacting strangely to something.
632
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:47,218
Let's see if we can calm her down.
633
00:34:47,351 --> 00:34:48,786
Hey, my girl.
634
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,621
Hey, hey. Deep, calming breaths.
635
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:53,157
In the mouth, out the spout.
636
00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:54,759
Oh my God.
637
00:34:54,892 --> 00:34:56,694
Dolphins are very sensitive creatures.
638
00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:58,296
This is a very delicate ecosystem!
639
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:01,833
Oh, okay. Sorry, everybody.
640
00:35:01,966 --> 00:35:04,702
There was a lot more zucchini in that omelet than I thought!
641
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:06,771
Stop trying to take credit for my farts.
642
00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:09,107
-I'm trying to help you out. -You're not helping.
643
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,843
Yeah, sorry, everybody! Oh, gosh, I...
644
00:35:11,976 --> 00:35:15,613
I drank some tap water right out of a tap! Glug, glug, glug.
645
00:35:15,746 --> 00:35:19,951
Bubbles? Hey, hey... Bubbles?
646
00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:23,554
Oh, mein Gott! Ze dolphin is having ze stroke!
647
00:35:25,556 --> 00:35:27,191
Bubbl... Kimberly?
648
00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:28,960
Oh God, no! Oh my God!
649
00:35:29,093 --> 00:35:30,995
I never told her how I felt! Kimberly!
650
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,630
I thought her name was Bubbles.
651
00:35:32,763 --> 00:35:34,699
That's her stage name because she's a star.
652
00:35:34,832 --> 00:35:37,435
You think the Gaga family named their daughter Lady?
653
00:35:37,568 --> 00:35:39,704
That dolphin's dead!
654
00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:41,357
Oh my God! Kimberly?
655
00:35:41,439 --> 00:35:43,274
We literally man slaughtered a dolphin!
656
00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:45,009
I've literally farted Kimberly to death!
657
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,712
Kimberly? Oh my God! What do I tell her grandkids?
658
00:35:47,845 --> 00:35:49,280
-She has grandkids? - I told them
659
00:35:49,413 --> 00:35:50,815
I loved their grandmother,
660
00:35:50,948 --> 00:35:52,826
but I couldn't do anything because she's a dolphin,
661
00:35:52,850 --> 00:35:54,490
and dudes and dolphins don't go together!
662
00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:56,053
Okay, okay! Cut it out, man!
663
00:35:56,187 --> 00:35:58,823
You're making this way weirder than it already is. Just stop!
664
00:35:58,956 --> 00:36:01,058
You know what, Glenn? We have to save her.
665
00:36:01,192 --> 00:36:02,460
Yeah, we have to.
666
00:36:02,593 --> 00:36:05,630
-Ready? Three, two, one. -Yeah. Yes.
667
00:36:06,597 --> 00:36:08,866
Okay, Bubbles, here I come.
668
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,269
Swim faster! I'll meet you on the other side.
669
00:36:11,402 --> 00:36:13,371
Save her for me, please!
670
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:15,473
Here I come, Bubbles!
671
00:36:15,606 --> 00:36:17,842
I've always cared about her.
672
00:36:17,975 --> 00:36:19,510
From the day I met her.
673
00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:24,415
- I'm gonna save you, Bubbles. - Kimberly!
674
00:36:24,982 --> 00:36:27,485
-Be careful with her. -Bad day to be a dolphin.
675
00:36:27,618 --> 00:36:30,254
Get her up, come on. Okay.
676
00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:32,490
We got her. Okay, baby girl.
677
00:36:33,124 --> 00:36:37,361
Okay, all right. Summer's emissions took you out,
678
00:36:37,495 --> 00:36:39,230
now my emissions are gonna bring you back.
679
00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:40,831
All right, Summer,
680
00:36:40,965 --> 00:36:43,310
-I'll breathe into the blowhole. - Are you marine biologists?
681
00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:45,078
-You're gonna compress. -Compress what, Glenn?
682
00:36:45,102 --> 00:36:47,838
-She's mostly cartilage. -Then compress cartilage
683
00:36:47,972 --> 00:36:50,252
like you've never compressed cartilage before. You ready?
684
00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:51,609
-Yeah. -Okay, baby girl.
685
00:36:51,742 --> 00:36:53,744
Stay with us. Here we go.
686
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:59,317
Okay. One... two, three.
687
00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:09,627
Stay with us, Kimberly!
688
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,463
Come on, Kimberly. Compress! Compress!
689
00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:15,366
Don't go toward the light!
690
00:37:18,836 --> 00:37:21,739
Oh, that's unpleasant.
691
00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:28,446
Compress! Compress!
692
00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:31,616
Goddamn, Kimberly, you're so slippery!
693
00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:34,819
Okay, come on. We're good. Come on, baby!
694
00:37:34,952 --> 00:37:37,232
I guess this is why you get the travel insurance?
695
00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:40,858
Pretty sure tongue-in-blowhole voids the policy, Mom.
696
00:37:41,325 --> 00:37:42,960
Come on, girl, stay with us!
697
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,795
Yes, Glenn. I think you're crushing it!
698
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,664
Keep going, keep going! Keep blowing! Blow!
699
00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:53,504
Compress! Compress!
700
00:37:56,774 --> 00:38:00,645
Am I just a bit dehydrated, or is this kinda hot?
701
00:38:00,778 --> 00:38:03,681
It's like Shark Week meets Fifty Shades.
702
00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:13,324
Oh my God!
703
00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:14,959
Take a deep breath!
704
00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:17,461
Oh, my God! -
705
00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:22,867
What just happened?
706
00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:24,635
We did it!
707
00:38:24,769 --> 00:38:27,004
She's alive. Oh, she's alive! Oh, baby girl!
708
00:38:28,606 --> 00:38:30,041
It's a flipping miracle!
709
00:38:32,076 --> 00:38:33,077
Yeah!
710
00:38:34,712 --> 00:38:36,447
Told you I'd win you over.
711
00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:39,450
All it took was a little mouth-to-blowhole.
712
00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:41,652
You really need to work on your phrasing.
713
00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:43,354
I did that on porpoise.
714
00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:45,523
Porpoise!
715
00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:48,592
Milly! We did it!
716
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,362
It worked!
717
00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:54,799
The dolphin lifesavers!
718
00:38:58,903 --> 00:39:02,373
I saved that dolphin! Did you see that?
719
00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,342
Uh-uh-uh! We saved that dolphin.
720
00:39:04,475 --> 00:39:08,045
We saved that dolphin. You were so good at those compressions.
721
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,114
Thanks again for covering for me.
722
00:39:10,247 --> 00:39:12,450
No worries! That's what families do, kid.
723
00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:17,688
But... how are you so fine with being fart-famous?
724
00:39:17,822 --> 00:39:19,623
Well, you grow up a homeschooled bassoonist,
725
00:39:19,757 --> 00:39:23,194
you learn to live with the looks and the laughs.
726
00:39:23,327 --> 00:39:25,629
This is probably TMI, but my first marriage broke up
727
00:39:25,763 --> 00:39:27,832
because I tried to dictate everything.
728
00:39:27,965 --> 00:39:32,169
How we looked as a family. How other families look at us.
729
00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:35,706
Turns out, life is a lot more fun if you just stop caring.
730
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,844
Even if that means your mugshot now hangs at Cetacean Station.
731
00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:45,649
Look, Summer, whatever this is...
732
00:39:47,084 --> 00:39:50,721
your mom makes me feel like I'm good enough.
733
00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:57,528
Sometimes, she even makes me feel like I'm great, and...
734
00:39:58,763 --> 00:40:00,698
I would like to hold onto that.
735
00:40:01,999 --> 00:40:07,004
I know you're trying, Glenn. It's low-key cool.
736
00:40:07,705 --> 00:40:10,875
Which is insane because... bassoon.
737
00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:14,578
- Yeah, bassoons are weird. - Summer!
738
00:40:14,712 --> 00:40:18,783
Ooh, look who's staging a rescue.
739
00:40:19,283 --> 00:40:21,519
Go! Fly toward the light.
740
00:40:21,652 --> 00:40:23,754
You've suffered enough, my child.
741
00:40:33,197 --> 00:40:36,500
So, how does it feel to finally vacation? As a verb?
742
00:40:36,634 --> 00:40:40,171
Oh, mildly terrifying. Relaxation feels like a scam.
743
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:45,543
Sounds like you grew up in one of those houses where mess core
744
00:40:45,676 --> 00:40:47,111
was the default setting.
745
00:40:47,244 --> 00:40:50,681
Always. And my mom is basically a kid.
746
00:40:51,148 --> 00:40:55,119
She's the best, but... someone had to adult.
747
00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:58,489
Sorry! Uptight-girl rant over.
748
00:40:59,056 --> 00:41:02,126
Uptight? You're a one-woman wrecking crew.
749
00:41:03,427 --> 00:41:05,129
Summer, you blew up a tiki hut,
750
00:41:05,262 --> 00:41:07,164
nearly assassinated a dolphin...
751
00:41:07,898 --> 00:41:10,668
-Are you intimidated, Crosby? -Try "inspired."
752
00:41:11,101 --> 00:41:13,838
-Shut up. -I'm serious.
753
00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:17,174
If you can weather all those things and survive, then...
754
00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:20,811
maybe I can tell my dad I don't wanna play hockey next year.
755
00:41:20,945 --> 00:41:25,616
You can. If I can survive my family, so can you.
756
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:27,751
Live your truth.
757
00:41:29,453 --> 00:41:34,992
Well, truthfully... I wanted to kiss you last night.
758
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,529
But, you know, you were on fire.
759
00:41:39,530 --> 00:41:42,833
Well, no flames now, so...
760
00:41:49,106 --> 00:41:51,008
Hello, peasants!
761
00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:56,313
'Sup, Arsonista! Eh-bae!
762
00:41:56,447 --> 00:41:59,650
Mind if I crash whatever sad dry hump this was?
763
00:41:59,783 --> 00:42:00,985
You're topless.
764
00:42:01,118 --> 00:42:03,554
I'm wearing a sign. It's called fashion.
765
00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:06,991
Anyway, Crosby, I'm freshly single
766
00:42:07,124 --> 00:42:11,195
if you wanna pivot from Zamboni to Zambone-me...
767
00:42:11,328 --> 00:42:13,664
- Oh my God. - Miss Winters!
768
00:42:15,332 --> 00:42:17,234
Miss Winters, this is your final warning!
769
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:20,337
Oh, calm your nips, Gary! You love it.
770
00:42:21,238 --> 00:42:24,642
Okay. Later, puck boy. Stay basic, pyro.
771
00:42:24,775 --> 00:42:29,079
That sign is resort property! Miss Winters! Miss Winters!
772
00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:32,683
Insane to believe that Glenn created that!
773
00:42:32,816 --> 00:42:36,120
Yeah, your sister's a whole thing!
774
00:42:36,253 --> 00:42:39,723
- She is not my sister. -Not yet.
775
00:42:39,857 --> 00:42:42,793
But Glenn flew her in special. He's down bad.
776
00:42:47,331 --> 00:42:50,801
I gotta go get ready for yoga. I'll see you later.
777
00:42:51,602 --> 00:42:54,705
Okay, um... sure.
778
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,419
Could somebody give me a code for the safe?
779
00:43:08,552 --> 00:43:11,355
This is top-shelf snorkel gear.
780
00:43:13,557 --> 00:43:16,193
I wanted my best girls together
781
00:43:16,327 --> 00:43:20,331
- for this very special trip. -
782
00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:25,235
I wanna hang on to that.
783
00:43:25,703 --> 00:43:28,572
James Bond, just slightly more dangerous.
784
00:43:29,573 --> 00:43:31,809
James Bond wouldn't stash his sleep apnea strips
785
00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:34,211
with his flippers, Glenn.
786
00:43:44,822 --> 00:43:46,123
Gosh, no.
787
00:43:46,256 --> 00:43:48,392
No, no, no! This cannot happen. This cannot happen!
788
00:43:48,525 --> 00:43:50,260
No kidding, Nancy Shrew.
789
00:43:50,394 --> 00:43:53,097
Sadie? What the hell are you doing?
790
00:43:53,230 --> 00:43:54,999
I'm celebrating your mom's upcoming divorce!
791
00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:57,167
Glenn wants to wife up my mom!
792
00:43:57,301 --> 00:44:00,404
A woman who's boxed wine and drugstore mascara,
793
00:44:00,537 --> 00:44:02,673
all wrapped up in an abandoned vision board.
794
00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:06,744
Hey! You're the one to talk! Your dad's the king of cringe!
795
00:44:06,877 --> 00:44:09,246
If they get married, Glenn'll be dorking around our house
796
00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:11,582
shooting me unironic finger guns. Forever!
797
00:44:11,715 --> 00:44:16,387
Yeah, and you know what's extra vile? This is my inheritance.
798
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,723
Oma smuggled it past Checkpoint Charlie in nature's coin purse.
799
00:44:20,157 --> 00:44:22,426
That's one way to part the Iron Curtain, am I right?
800
00:44:22,559 --> 00:44:25,162
Okay. Well, let's leave Oma's purse out of this.
801
00:44:25,295 --> 00:44:26,497
He's thoughtful,
802
00:44:26,630 --> 00:44:29,266
so he'll want to propose at the Vice Principal Awards.
803
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,970
Big stage, karaoke... My mom's actual religion.
804
00:44:33,103 --> 00:44:35,606
Oh! So then we agree? It's sabotage time.
805
00:44:35,739 --> 00:44:38,442
It's like The Parent Trap, but we'll make it evil.
806
00:44:38,575 --> 00:44:40,044
Okay, so what's the plan?
807
00:44:40,177 --> 00:44:42,379
Summer, chill. This is very in my wheelhouse.
808
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:45,015
Welcome to the sisterhood of the traveling home wreck.
809
00:44:45,149 --> 00:44:47,051
Take a seat in my office.
810
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:05,069
Deep breath, ladies. Reach for the sky.
811
00:45:05,903 --> 00:45:09,773
Feel that stretch deep in your spine.
812
00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:13,444
Finally, some girl time.
813
00:45:13,577 --> 00:45:16,814
I know. You and me, getting bendy on a Caribbean beach.
814
00:45:16,947 --> 00:45:18,916
-Who would've thunk? -Mm.
815
00:45:19,049 --> 00:45:21,452
Forward fold...
816
00:45:22,753 --> 00:45:25,556
Open the hips...
817
00:45:26,123 --> 00:45:28,492
I still can't believe we're here.
818
00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:31,962
I mean, it's been...
819
00:45:32,096 --> 00:45:34,031
- shockingly tolerable. -
820
00:45:34,465 --> 00:45:37,201
You'd better be careful. Sounds like you're having fun.
821
00:45:37,334 --> 00:45:40,137
Join me now for downward dog.
822
00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:45,976
I needed this after the flight.
823
00:45:46,110 --> 00:45:51,615
Transition into baby... ...cobra.
824
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:58,255
Breathing through it, enjoying each breath... together.
825
00:45:59,123 --> 00:46:01,925
Release the pelvisss...
826
00:46:02,059 --> 00:46:05,796
That is where we hold all of our tension.
827
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:09,733
You see, ladies, flexibility is a virtue.
828
00:46:09,867 --> 00:46:13,670
One we can come and celebrate every day.
829
00:46:13,804 --> 00:46:16,039
Sometimes more than once.
830
00:46:16,173 --> 00:46:18,108
The man should be on a watch list.
831
00:46:18,542 --> 00:46:20,744
He's like if HPV had a timeshare.
832
00:46:23,413 --> 00:46:25,482
There was a point where I would've followed that
833
00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:28,051
gas-station boner pill right into the sunset.
834
00:46:28,185 --> 00:46:30,387
And ghosted him right before sunrise.
835
00:46:30,521 --> 00:46:33,857
Hey, I owe you to one of those guys.
836
00:46:33,991 --> 00:46:35,926
-Mom! -It's true.
837
00:46:36,059 --> 00:46:41,465
Find yourself in an easy pose and just relax.
838
00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:46,737
Oh yeah. Ooh, yeah!
839
00:46:47,171 --> 00:46:50,741
-But now you have Glenn. -He's less...
840
00:46:51,275 --> 00:46:55,179
walking crime spree, and more emotional support pug.
841
00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:57,514
Genetically weak and prone to snoring?
842
00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:58,849
No!
843
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:04,121
Kind. He actually listens to me when I ramble.
844
00:47:05,789 --> 00:47:08,149
Usually, you would've already gotten bored and rambled off.
845
00:47:08,258 --> 00:47:11,628
Mm, yeah, Milly's famous four-month expiration date?
846
00:47:11,762 --> 00:47:13,230
I'm aware, sweetheart.
847
00:47:13,363 --> 00:47:19,336
Join me now in a shavanasa... or whatever that means to you.
848
00:47:21,939 --> 00:47:25,909
I wonder if Glenn needs someone who's a little... easier.
849
00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:27,878
But then,
850
00:47:28,011 --> 00:47:30,948
it's been a long time since I thought about settling down.
851
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:36,954
But, Mom, I don't... I don't want you to settle.
852
00:47:42,125 --> 00:47:45,162
Wait a second, this isn't a bit.
853
00:47:45,295 --> 00:47:46,930
Sweetheart, you really don't like Glenn?
854
00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:49,399
No, I... I do.
855
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,337
Uhm, just not...
856
00:47:54,771 --> 00:47:57,207
Not for me?
857
00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:06,350
If you'd like, join me now for three ohms.
858
00:48:08,852 --> 00:48:10,988
Ohm...
859
00:48:12,756 --> 00:48:14,791
Summer...
860
00:48:14,925 --> 00:48:17,761
You are my person, okay?
861
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:20,898
And I trust you more than anyone in the world, so if...
862
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:26,837
If you want me and Glenn to slow our roll, then we will.
863
00:48:26,970 --> 00:48:30,107
Ohm...
864
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:32,976
I want you to slow your roll.
865
00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:36,079
Wow...
866
00:48:36,813 --> 00:48:38,715
Ohm...
867
00:48:40,384 --> 00:48:43,987
Thank you for being honest with how you feel, kiddo.
868
00:48:47,724 --> 00:48:50,594
Ohm...
869
00:48:59,736 --> 00:49:03,206
Hey, hey! Not bad for a Tuesday.
870
00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:08,145
Enjoying your monopoly, Mr. Martin?
871
00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:10,447
Capitalism's no crime, Bishop.
872
00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:13,951
No, it's not. Though, fraud might be.
873
00:49:14,484 --> 00:49:16,853
Fraud? -Mm.
874
00:49:17,688 --> 00:49:23,460
You said that I had an official El Dorado reservation.
875
00:49:23,593 --> 00:49:27,464
Officially endorsed. Terms and conditions clearly apply.
876
00:49:27,597 --> 00:49:29,333
You think you're the first guest
877
00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:31,702
to try and game the lounger system?
878
00:49:31,835 --> 00:49:33,737
Alas, no.
879
00:49:33,870 --> 00:49:35,973
If you do not cease and desist,
880
00:49:36,106 --> 00:49:38,742
we will have no choice but to escort you to...
881
00:49:39,242 --> 00:49:41,311
- The Holding Room. -
882
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:43,513
El Dorado has a dungeon?
883
00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:45,949
Let's just say it's a comfortable place
884
00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:48,452
to reconsider one's choices, hm?
885
00:49:48,585 --> 00:49:50,705
Nothing says "free market" like taking my money back.
886
00:49:50,787 --> 00:49:53,256
- Wait. - See ya, kid.
887
00:49:55,325 --> 00:49:57,361
-Your refund, sir. -Thank you.
888
00:49:57,494 --> 00:50:00,797
You got me this time, Bishop. Touché.
889
00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:03,533
Ooh, money in the box...
890
00:50:04,768 --> 00:50:07,304
money out the... box.
891
00:50:15,112 --> 00:50:16,613
Took you long enough!
892
00:50:16,747 --> 00:50:19,349
Did you get what we need from around the pool?
893
00:50:19,483 --> 00:50:21,318
I'm haunted by how easy it was.
894
00:50:21,451 --> 00:50:24,588
That's your innocence dying. Try not to make it a thing.
895
00:50:24,721 --> 00:50:27,124
And what exactly are we gonna do with all...
896
00:50:27,257 --> 00:50:29,659
What did I just say about the thing-making,
897
00:50:29,793 --> 00:50:31,561
little thing-maker? Hm?
898
00:50:32,796 --> 00:50:34,564
It's gonna be a classic bait-and-switch
899
00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:37,801
with a chaser of John Wick cosplay.
900
00:50:38,902 --> 00:50:40,337
What are you talking about?
901
00:50:40,470 --> 00:50:42,248
Did you even watch the Ocean's Eleven movies?
902
00:50:42,272 --> 00:50:43,673
You're being a real Matt Damon.
903
00:50:43,807 --> 00:50:46,343
I just, um... I've been thinking, Sadie,
904
00:50:46,476 --> 00:50:49,312
maybe we don't have to do all of this.
905
00:50:49,446 --> 00:50:52,282
His proposal's gonna be really public,
906
00:50:52,416 --> 00:50:56,219
and I don't want to humiliate my mom, or even Glenn.
907
00:50:57,821 --> 00:50:59,356
All right. You know what, Summer?
908
00:50:59,489 --> 00:51:02,459
Guess what I had to do to score the gear for this operation.
909
00:51:02,592 --> 00:51:05,262
I had to give Gary a sunscreen rub-n-tug.
910
00:51:05,395 --> 00:51:06,830
-The security guard? -Shh!
911
00:51:06,963 --> 00:51:08,698
Eew, eew, eew.
912
00:51:08,832 --> 00:51:11,568
So, smile, babe.
913
00:51:11,701 --> 00:51:15,238
Because tonight's gonna be absolute scenes.
914
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:18,675
I cannot spend Thanksgiving
915
00:51:18,809 --> 00:51:21,645
with someone who uses "rub-n-tug" as a verb.
916
00:51:25,415 --> 00:51:27,517
Blink if you've ever done anything this dumb.
917
00:51:45,902 --> 00:51:47,804
Hey, you're acting weird.
918
00:51:49,339 --> 00:51:51,875
I assume this is about Glenn proposing?
919
00:51:52,008 --> 00:51:53,143
You know about that?
920
00:51:53,276 --> 00:51:55,445
He got emotional during our couples' massage.
921
00:51:55,579 --> 00:51:57,414
Said I'd always be the man of the house.
922
00:51:57,547 --> 00:51:59,783
He picked sandalwood. It was nice.
923
00:52:00,217 --> 00:52:03,153
Anyway, I've got to steam my cummerbund for the awards.
924
00:52:03,286 --> 00:52:04,966
Resort casual does not mean resort sloppy.
925
00:52:07,657 --> 00:52:10,360
-Wow! -Mom, you look amazing.
926
00:52:10,494 --> 00:52:12,262
You... You really do.
927
00:52:12,395 --> 00:52:15,198
-Hubba hubba. -Thank you.
928
00:52:16,032 --> 00:52:17,434
Oh, yeah.
929
00:52:20,070 --> 00:52:22,939
Who's ready for karaoke? Mom?
930
00:52:23,073 --> 00:52:26,576
Tonight's the night! I'm doing "Wrecking Ball"!
931
00:52:26,710 --> 00:52:29,579
Full choreo! No apologies.
932
00:52:30,180 --> 00:52:32,115
Feels prophetic.
933
00:52:36,753 --> 00:52:39,556
Okay...
934
00:52:40,724 --> 00:52:42,292
Okay...
935
00:52:43,393 --> 00:52:46,229
Okay, Glenn. Don't Glenn this up.
936
00:52:51,568 --> 00:52:54,371
Okay, guys, here we go. Get in there.
937
00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:01,378
Okay...
938
00:53:06,216 --> 00:53:07,817
Blow me, Celine.
939
00:53:09,419 --> 00:53:10,854
Oh, you made it, eh?
940
00:53:10,987 --> 00:53:12,856
Great to see the Viceys in person.
941
00:53:12,989 --> 00:53:14,157
Yeah.
942
00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:16,593
I'm glad someone's still winning awards around here.
943
00:53:16,726 --> 00:53:19,262
My last two wins were virtual.
944
00:53:19,396 --> 00:53:21,331
It's hard to shotgun a Molson over Zoom!
945
00:53:21,464 --> 00:53:24,334
Celine dominated the Moose Jaw School District,
946
00:53:24,467 --> 00:53:25,802
but you haven't really made it
947
00:53:25,936 --> 00:53:27,804
until you've accepted a Vicey in a thong!
948
00:53:29,306 --> 00:53:30,941
And tonight, our boy Glenn's
949
00:53:31,074 --> 00:53:34,277
nominated for the Stanley Cup of education,
950
00:53:34,411 --> 00:53:36,313
Vice Principal of the Year!
951
00:53:36,446 --> 00:53:38,515
Yeah. No pressure here!
952
00:53:38,648 --> 00:53:40,917
- Yeah. -
953
00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:45,322
-Hey, tonight's your night. -I hope so.
954
00:53:45,455 --> 00:53:47,657
-Yeah. -I hope so...
955
00:53:48,191 --> 00:53:49,993
-All right, let's sit. -Okay...
956
00:53:51,628 --> 00:53:55,232
And so, while the "pretty boy" principals
957
00:53:55,365 --> 00:53:59,736
get all the podcast invites, and the TikToks that go viral,
958
00:53:59,869 --> 00:54:02,639
it is the vice principals
959
00:54:02,772 --> 00:54:06,776
who truly keep the educational system from total collapse!
960
00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:09,045
Yeah!
961
00:54:12,616 --> 00:54:16,753
VPs do it better!
962
00:54:20,390 --> 00:54:23,693
Hey... Hey, Summer.
963
00:54:23,827 --> 00:54:26,630
I was hoping we'd hang, but you kind of vanished.
964
00:54:26,763 --> 00:54:30,567
I'm sorry. Stuff got kinda hectic.
965
00:54:31,067 --> 00:54:33,703
It kinda feels like you're avoiding me.
966
00:54:35,071 --> 00:54:38,008
It's just, I had to deal with some... Sadie.
967
00:54:38,141 --> 00:54:41,478
Oof! I hope you packed antibiotics and the holy water.
968
00:54:41,611 --> 00:54:45,548
Where is Sadie?
969
00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:48,551
Great question.
970
00:54:53,223 --> 00:54:58,461
You know... speaking about messy family business,
971
00:54:58,595 --> 00:55:01,097
I, um... I took your advice.
972
00:55:02,732 --> 00:55:05,902
I told my dad I don't wanna play Triple-A next year.
973
00:55:06,036 --> 00:55:08,238
Whoa. Big swing.
974
00:55:08,371 --> 00:55:09,906
How did it go? -
975
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:15,545
Full rage-quit. Controller through the drywall, basically.
976
00:55:15,679 --> 00:55:19,249
You know, he... he didn't even say sorry.
977
00:55:19,382 --> 00:55:21,685
Well, I'm sorry.
978
00:55:22,786 --> 00:55:26,756
-But, your dad'll come around. -Maybe.
979
00:55:26,890 --> 00:55:29,893
Oh, we have nametags. I'm gonna keep mine hand-packed.
980
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,963
You know, I bet Glenn would've handled it so much better.
981
00:55:34,097 --> 00:55:35,632
There's your name.
982
00:55:35,765 --> 00:55:38,968
He just wants his people to be happy, you know.
983
00:55:39,102 --> 00:55:42,072
God, I'm so sick of hearing how great Glenn is!
984
00:55:42,939 --> 00:55:44,574
Sorry.
985
00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:48,978
Und now, the moment that we've all been waiting for...
986
00:55:49,112 --> 00:55:50,180
Okay...
987
00:55:50,313 --> 00:55:52,882
The biggest award of the evening...
988
00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:57,887
The Vice Principal of the Year is...
989
00:56:00,824 --> 00:56:02,058
The wonderful...
990
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:06,596
Glenn Winters, everyone! Yeah! -
991
00:56:08,631 --> 00:56:10,400
-I'm so happy for you. -Here we go.
992
00:56:10,533 --> 00:56:12,502
Yes!
993
00:56:12,635 --> 00:56:14,704
Here we go! -
994
00:56:22,545 --> 00:56:26,249
Yeah! Thank you so much.
995
00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:28,818
Thank you, thank you. Thank you, Dieter.
996
00:56:28,952 --> 00:56:30,754
- Thank you, yeah. -
997
00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:35,291
I, uh... I love being a vice principal, you know.
998
00:56:35,425 --> 00:56:36,760
We get to lead
999
00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:40,530
without anyone expecting miracles. Or charisma.
1000
00:56:42,365 --> 00:56:43,833
Unless you're Terry and Celine.
1001
00:56:43,967 --> 00:56:46,903
They don't have sunblock, but they have charisma.
1002
00:56:47,036 --> 00:56:50,073
I have no interest in wearing the crown. No way.
1003
00:56:50,206 --> 00:56:54,778
- Way too many emails, you know. -
1004
00:56:54,911 --> 00:56:59,349
I just want to do the work. I wanna help.
1005
00:56:59,849 --> 00:57:04,320
Hey, speaking of help, I wanna shout out my helper,
1006
00:57:04,454 --> 00:57:07,056
right over there, my date tonight, Milly Martin.
1007
00:57:07,190 --> 00:57:11,027
Hi. Milly's here with her two incredible kids.
1008
00:57:11,161 --> 00:57:15,298
Where is Grayson? There's my guy. He's already cooked.
1009
00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:17,967
Take him out the oven, he knows exactly who he is.
1010
00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:20,437
He doesn't have to announce it to anyone.
1011
00:57:20,904 --> 00:57:22,739
To be honest, Grayson,
1012
00:57:22,872 --> 00:57:25,341
I trust you more than I trust most grown men!
1013
00:57:27,310 --> 00:57:29,145
If they actually paid vice principals,
1014
00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:31,114
I'd invest all my money with you, buddy!
1015
00:57:33,917 --> 00:57:35,852
And also, I've gotta give a shout out to Summer.
1016
00:57:35,985 --> 00:57:38,087
Milly's daughter, Summer.
1017
00:57:38,221 --> 00:57:42,392
Yeah. Summer plans everything, carries everyone,
1018
00:57:42,525 --> 00:57:45,361
asks for nothing in return.
1019
00:57:45,495 --> 00:57:49,532
Thank you, Summer. I mean that. You make everything better.
1020
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,368
Still set on hating Captain Kindness?
1021
00:57:52,502 --> 00:57:56,573
I feel so lucky to have those two kids and Milly in my life.
1022
00:57:56,706 --> 00:58:00,176
Milly makes everything an adventure.
1023
00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:03,813
Milly, uh, you make everything brighter.
1024
00:58:04,380 --> 00:58:06,182
Louder.
1025
00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:07,750
Better.
1026
00:58:08,184 --> 00:58:10,453
- Thank you. - Thank you.
1027
00:58:10,587 --> 00:58:13,656
Uh, all that said...
1028
00:58:13,790 --> 00:58:17,494
I want to ask Milly Martin to come to the stage for, uh...
1029
00:58:17,927 --> 00:58:19,762
Well, a little duet.
1030
00:58:20,230 --> 00:58:21,230
Milly Martin
1031
00:58:21,297 --> 00:58:23,199
to the Vice Principal's office, please.
1032
00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:25,134
Get on up here.
1033
00:58:30,940 --> 00:58:32,842
- There you go. -
1034
00:58:38,715 --> 00:58:43,953
Hi, everyone. I didn't really plan on doing this mid-win!
1035
00:58:44,087 --> 00:58:47,156
But, you know, I am always karaoke-ready,
1036
00:58:47,290 --> 00:58:50,426
so, DJ, will you hit us with some "Paper Planes", please?
1037
00:58:51,227 --> 00:58:55,865
Actually, Milly, I wanted to sing a duet with you...
1038
00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:58,134
- for the rest of our lives. - Aw...
1039
00:58:58,268 --> 00:59:00,303
Oh my God!
1040
00:59:01,170 --> 00:59:02,272
Aw...
1041
00:59:02,405 --> 00:59:04,307
Um...
1042
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,943
Um, Glenn!
1043
00:59:07,677 --> 00:59:10,847
Now, listen, I'm gonna be a little off-key, everybody.
1044
00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:14,017
Are you sure you wanna do it like this?
1045
00:59:14,150 --> 00:59:17,086
You know, in front of all these teachers?
1046
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:21,524
"Teachers"? You just demoted Beyoncé to backup dancer.
1047
00:59:21,658 --> 00:59:23,426
I'm sorry, that was not my intention.
1048
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,162
Glenn, baby, please? Please...
1049
00:59:26,296 --> 00:59:28,498
Can we just go somewhere and talk about this?
1050
00:59:28,631 --> 00:59:30,667
This is really not a good time.
1051
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:32,802
Whoa, what is this?
1052
00:59:32,936 --> 00:59:34,504
No, no, no.
1053
00:59:34,637 --> 00:59:37,040
American guns! Get down!
1054
00:59:37,173 --> 00:59:38,173
Wait!
1055
00:59:39,509 --> 00:59:40,710
Those aren't guns, bud.
1056
00:59:40,843 --> 00:59:42,946
Everybody, calm down. It's Glenn.
1057
00:59:43,079 --> 00:59:44,359
Crosby's right. Everybody chill!
1058
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:47,317
-I don't know what these are. -What are you doing?
1059
00:59:47,884 --> 00:59:50,119
They're stuck to me, everybody.
1060
00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:52,789
Are we trying to rob the joint with water guns?
1061
00:59:52,922 --> 00:59:54,157
These aren't mine!
1062
00:59:54,290 --> 00:59:56,426
Is that glue? -
1063
00:59:57,927 --> 00:59:59,963
Oh, shooting! Oh my God!
1064
01:00:02,031 --> 01:00:03,866
That I do recognize from Texas.
1065
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,236
Glenn killed a dolphin, and now he's gonna kill us!
1066
01:00:07,370 --> 01:00:08,538
I... I didn't do that!
1067
01:00:08,671 --> 01:00:11,374
We're going down harder than the Jays in game seven!
1068
01:00:11,507 --> 01:00:14,143
-I'm coming, son! -It's just the song!
1069
01:00:15,511 --> 01:00:16,813
Get behind me!
1070
01:00:16,946 --> 01:00:19,482
This is why we don't vacation south of Buffalo!
1071
01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:22,285
Damn, Celine!
1072
01:00:22,418 --> 01:00:25,288
This is playoff energy! - Wait...
1073
01:00:25,421 --> 01:00:27,256
Elbows up! -
1074
01:00:27,390 --> 01:00:30,226
- Oh my God! I'm sorry. -
1075
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,662
Damn, Summer, just say you're not interested.
1076
01:00:34,097 --> 01:00:36,065
They're not real! I don't know what they are,
1077
01:00:36,199 --> 01:00:37,800
they're just stuck to me right now.
1078
01:00:37,934 --> 01:00:39,736
Glenn, get down!
1079
01:00:45,975 --> 01:00:47,844
This is the worst karaoke ever!
1080
01:00:50,046 --> 01:00:52,682
Glenn? Glenn? Stop, you're hurting him!
1081
01:00:52,815 --> 01:00:54,083
Are you okay?
1082
01:00:54,217 --> 01:00:55,551
I don't...
1083
01:00:55,685 --> 01:01:00,823
I have tolerated the chaos of this family at my poolside,
1084
01:01:00,957 --> 01:01:02,425
but this?
1085
01:01:02,558 --> 01:01:06,696
Disrupting the integrity of the Viceys is a step too far.
1086
01:01:08,097 --> 01:01:10,466
This is a misunderstanding. It...
1087
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:15,038
Allow me to escort you to The Holding Room.
1088
01:01:15,171 --> 01:01:16,739
Call the embassy! Call the embassy!
1089
01:01:16,873 --> 01:01:19,142
Glenn! Glenn!
1090
01:01:21,878 --> 01:01:24,981
Whoo! Can I get another beer?
1091
01:01:32,955 --> 01:01:35,558
El Dorado is a sanctuary.
1092
01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:38,961
People come here to forget the horrors of daily life,
1093
01:01:39,095 --> 01:01:41,197
not to endure firearm pageantry.
1094
01:01:41,330 --> 01:01:42,865
Come on, man! They're water guns.
1095
01:01:42,999 --> 01:01:44,901
Or attempted bottle nose homicide!
1096
01:01:45,034 --> 01:01:46,803
That dolphin was fine.
1097
01:01:46,936 --> 01:01:48,705
And to be honest, she was wanted it.
1098
01:01:48,838 --> 01:01:50,506
I actually felt uncomfortable.
1099
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:53,743
Not another word, Mr. Winters!
1100
01:01:54,377 --> 01:01:58,848
You will contemplate your choices in here!
1101
01:02:08,858 --> 01:02:11,928
Your jail cell has cucumber water?
1102
01:02:12,361 --> 01:02:16,332
We are a luxury resort, not Shawshank.
1103
01:02:17,867 --> 01:02:19,936
Look, I'm...
1104
01:02:20,069 --> 01:02:22,205
I'm so sorry about what happened tonight.
1105
01:02:22,338 --> 01:02:25,775
I was just trying to propose to the woman I love.
1106
01:02:25,908 --> 01:02:28,377
Oh, Mr. Winters,
1107
01:02:28,845 --> 01:02:32,014
love always finds a way. And trust me...
1108
01:02:32,148 --> 01:02:35,885
El Dorado is no stranger to water gun shenanigans.
1109
01:02:38,121 --> 01:02:40,389
Please, take a seat.
1110
01:02:44,660 --> 01:02:46,963
Allow me to unstick you.
1111
01:02:51,701 --> 01:02:53,970
Oh, excuse me! Is Glenn okay?
1112
01:02:54,103 --> 01:02:58,207
Mrs. Martin, I thought it best that Mr. Winters
1113
01:02:58,341 --> 01:03:02,745
have some reflection time after tonight's fiasco.
1114
01:03:02,879 --> 01:03:04,947
What even was that?
1115
01:03:08,417 --> 01:03:11,053
Oh, that face means I'm not gonna like the answer.
1116
01:03:12,255 --> 01:03:14,991
Here. It's the last of my lounger loot.
1117
01:03:16,259 --> 01:03:18,928
Thanks for taking good care of him.
1118
01:03:19,061 --> 01:03:20,563
Of course.
1119
01:03:24,934 --> 01:03:27,003
Summer...
1120
01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:29,939
So, um...
1121
01:03:30,606 --> 01:03:34,911
Things were just moving crazy fast, and uh...
1122
01:03:35,778 --> 01:03:39,182
Sadie and I might've pulled a really tiny,
1123
01:03:39,916 --> 01:03:41,818
deeply stupid prank.
1124
01:03:41,951 --> 01:03:45,588
Sadie? Of course this was the future felon in flip flops.
1125
01:03:45,721 --> 01:03:47,089
-No, Mom. -Honey...
1126
01:03:47,690 --> 01:03:49,625
It was actually mostly my idea.
1127
01:03:50,927 --> 01:03:52,962
What do you mean?
1128
01:03:53,629 --> 01:03:57,366
You're... You are supposed to be the responsible one.
1129
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:58,901
No, you are, Mom!
1130
01:04:02,972 --> 01:04:05,441
-I'm sorry, I... -Hey, hey, hey, stop.
1131
01:04:05,575 --> 01:04:11,514
It is you, and you, and me. You're my people.
1132
01:04:13,216 --> 01:04:15,084
Honey, I thought...
1133
01:04:15,218 --> 01:04:17,386
I thought that this was different.
1134
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:19,422
I thought that this was responsible.
1135
01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:23,259
I thought we could add one more person to our equation
1136
01:04:23,392 --> 01:04:24,632
without burning down the house.
1137
01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:27,396
-That's not what I meant. -Honey...
1138
01:04:29,665 --> 01:04:31,100
Enough, okay?
1139
01:04:34,604 --> 01:04:37,440
I need the two of you to wait here for me...
1140
01:04:47,149 --> 01:04:51,454
Wow! Hard times really changed you, Glenn.
1141
01:04:51,587 --> 01:04:54,390
What's next, a Mike Tyson face tattoo?
1142
01:04:54,523 --> 01:04:56,692
Can you tell me what the hell happened tonight?
1143
01:04:56,826 --> 01:04:59,295
And where is my mother's ring?
1144
01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:04,667
Your daughter humiliated you on stage and then bolted with it.
1145
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:06,035
Oh? Well...
1146
01:05:06,168 --> 01:05:08,271
Sadie must've had her reasons.
1147
01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:11,340
She probably pawned the diamond and is halfway to Jamaica now.
1148
01:05:11,474 --> 01:05:16,012
Hey, hey, hey... That's my kid you're talking about, okay?
1149
01:05:17,079 --> 01:05:21,150
And also... my kid was involved too.
1150
01:05:21,284 --> 01:05:24,787
-What? Summer was involved? -Yes!
1151
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:29,125
-She hates me that much? -No! She loves me that much.
1152
01:05:29,258 --> 01:05:32,728
And, Glenn, the point is...
1153
01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:36,299
Uh...
1154
01:05:37,833 --> 01:05:39,635
The thing is...
1155
01:05:41,470 --> 01:05:43,205
Glenn, we have to break up.
1156
01:05:48,844 --> 01:05:50,579
Okay, uh...
1157
01:05:50,713 --> 01:05:54,250
Milly, Milly... Milly.
1158
01:05:54,383 --> 01:05:58,587
Our kids did something really, really dumb tonight.
1159
01:05:58,721 --> 01:06:01,324
That doesn't mean that we have to do something dumb.
1160
01:06:01,457 --> 01:06:03,059
This is just happening too fast.
1161
01:06:03,192 --> 01:06:04,860
Yeah, because it's fresh.
1162
01:06:04,994 --> 01:06:08,497
It's new, it's exciting. It's rare. You know this.
1163
01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:10,733
I... You...
1164
01:06:12,168 --> 01:06:14,003
You weaponized a DJ!
1165
01:06:15,037 --> 01:06:17,573
My love for you is explosive.
1166
01:06:17,707 --> 01:06:20,443
-So was Chernobyl. -I wanna tell everyone that!
1167
01:06:20,576 --> 01:06:23,312
But... And you told everyone
1168
01:06:23,446 --> 01:06:25,848
up on a stage when we were all dressed up
1169
01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:29,719
and in front of all of our loved ones, with karaoke?
1170
01:06:29,852 --> 01:06:32,121
If you think that's my literal dream come true
1171
01:06:32,254 --> 01:06:34,023
then you don't know me at all.
1172
01:06:34,156 --> 01:06:35,524
Okay, Milly.
1173
01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:39,562
You know what? Maybe... Maybe we just are too different.
1174
01:06:39,695 --> 01:06:42,231
But at least I'm out there, I'm giving it a go.
1175
01:06:42,365 --> 01:06:45,201
At least I'm brave enough to try.
1176
01:06:49,038 --> 01:06:50,573
I tried.
1177
01:06:58,180 --> 01:06:59,582
I'm done, Glenn.
1178
01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:37,520
She's still crying.
1179
01:07:46,762 --> 01:07:50,499
Glenn did last longer than her pottery phase.
1180
01:07:53,502 --> 01:07:54,804
Mom will bounce back.
1181
01:07:58,841 --> 01:08:00,576
Sadie...
1182
01:08:00,709 --> 01:08:03,379
She took this way too far.
1183
01:08:03,512 --> 01:08:06,882
Stop trying to blame everyone but yourself, Summer.
1184
01:08:07,016 --> 01:08:11,720
You did this. Not just to Mom, but everyone.
1185
01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:14,790
Oh, my God...
1186
01:08:15,424 --> 01:08:17,860
Mom's not the only one that likes Glenn.
1187
01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:21,030
You like him, too.
1188
01:08:21,163 --> 01:08:22,531
Yeah, of course, I do.
1189
01:08:22,665 --> 01:08:26,402
I still have PTSD from Mom's previous loser boyfriends.
1190
01:08:26,535 --> 01:08:30,706
Remember that... racist puppeteer guy?
1191
01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:34,677
The one with the ferret named after his ex?
1192
01:08:35,744 --> 01:08:36,912
Doug.
1193
01:08:41,150 --> 01:08:42,852
Glenn's a chill guy.
1194
01:08:42,985 --> 01:08:46,388
He's nice, and he just wants to be a part of this,
1195
01:08:47,990 --> 01:08:51,193
even after you did... that.
1196
01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:55,598
I'm gonna miss that dweeb.
1197
01:09:34,737 --> 01:09:36,972
Four mimosas before 10 a.m.?
1198
01:09:37,106 --> 01:09:39,441
I'm deeply impressed and slightly aroused.
1199
01:09:39,575 --> 01:09:41,677
Read the room!
1200
01:09:41,810 --> 01:09:44,647
It's sadder than the first five minutes of "Up" out here.
1201
01:09:44,780 --> 01:09:48,617
Sounds like you need Captain Otto's patented hangover cure.
1202
01:09:50,819 --> 01:09:52,288
More booze.
1203
01:09:55,157 --> 01:09:57,159
Well, I'm kinda spiraling.
1204
01:09:57,793 --> 01:10:00,596
You know, last night I torched my relationship
1205
01:10:00,729 --> 01:10:02,665
with the sweetest man I've ever known.
1206
01:10:02,798 --> 01:10:05,801
Glenn is romantic and dependable.
1207
01:10:05,935 --> 01:10:08,637
Maybe Glenn can marry his perfect credit score.
1208
01:10:08,771 --> 01:10:11,373
And I set fire to every good thing I'm close to,
1209
01:10:11,507 --> 01:10:13,275
and I don't know why I'm like this!
1210
01:10:13,409 --> 01:10:15,010
Because you're like me.
1211
01:10:15,144 --> 01:10:17,246
Allergic to boring.
1212
01:10:17,846 --> 01:10:19,748
-I mean, vice principal? -Well...
1213
01:10:19,882 --> 01:10:23,018
The Vice Principal of the Year!
1214
01:10:23,152 --> 01:10:25,254
Yeah, but has he ever done Bible school coke
1215
01:10:25,387 --> 01:10:27,656
off a nun's tramp stamp?
1216
01:10:28,691 --> 01:10:30,693
That is concerningly specific.
1217
01:10:31,794 --> 01:10:34,230
Don't kink-shame my Catholic childhood.
1218
01:10:35,431 --> 01:10:37,533
Don't you want to go work?
1219
01:10:37,666 --> 01:10:40,069
Take people parasailing, or whatever.
1220
01:10:40,202 --> 01:10:42,238
My schedule's pretty flexible.
1221
01:10:42,371 --> 01:10:45,107
No obligations, no ties, no kids.
1222
01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:47,576
Not within subpoena range.
1223
01:10:47,710 --> 01:10:50,312
Oh my God.
1224
01:10:50,446 --> 01:10:52,615
Twenty-something me would've eaten you up.
1225
01:10:53,782 --> 01:10:56,552
I recognise my people, Milly.
1226
01:10:56,685 --> 01:10:59,989
You are a free spirit, you need space to run,
1227
01:11:00,122 --> 01:11:02,658
not someone who's trying to domesticate you.
1228
01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:05,861
You just forgot who you really are.
1229
01:11:05,995 --> 01:11:10,099
Oh? A train wreck with commitment issues?
1230
01:11:10,666 --> 01:11:13,736
A mamacita so spicy...
1231
01:11:13,869 --> 01:11:16,939
they had to retire your thong to the rafters.
1232
01:11:19,975 --> 01:11:22,344
They did. Thank you.
1233
01:11:24,079 --> 01:11:26,015
You know, I got a little side-hustle going on.
1234
01:11:26,148 --> 01:11:29,084
Might help you reconnect with your wild side?
1235
01:11:29,852 --> 01:11:33,989
Slightly illegal, totally invigorating.
1236
01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:37,459
Why don't you, uh... come by my yacht?
1237
01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:45,868
I'm hot, and drunk. And we're in the Bahamas.
1238
01:11:46,001 --> 01:11:48,537
The bad choice is practically mandatory.
1239
01:11:48,671 --> 01:11:50,372
- There she is. -
1240
01:11:50,506 --> 01:11:52,074
Welcome back, killer.
1241
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:09,425
Crosby? Crosby!
1242
01:12:09,558 --> 01:12:11,093
I've been looking for you.
1243
01:12:14,897 --> 01:12:16,498
Hey, how are you feeling?
1244
01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:19,702
Great.
1245
01:12:21,036 --> 01:12:25,874
Um... I like your tube. I really like the orange.
1246
01:12:34,683 --> 01:12:37,052
Crosby, hey...
1247
01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:38,320
Yesterday was a mess.
1248
01:12:38,454 --> 01:12:39,922
Turns out my version of selfless
1249
01:12:40,055 --> 01:12:43,359
is just selfish with better branding.
1250
01:12:43,492 --> 01:12:44,927
I was micromanaging family
1251
01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:47,663
and I wasn't listening to you at all.
1252
01:12:58,407 --> 01:13:00,776
Anyways, I'm listening now.
1253
01:13:00,909 --> 01:13:03,779
And in the spirit of full disclosure,
1254
01:13:03,912 --> 01:13:05,714
Glenn wasn't the dolphin assassin.
1255
01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:07,683
It was me.
1256
01:13:08,283 --> 01:13:10,052
My gas.
1257
01:13:10,486 --> 01:13:12,121
My anxiety farts.
1258
01:13:13,322 --> 01:13:15,624
Maintain proper tube distance!
1259
01:13:15,758 --> 01:13:18,594
This river is lazy, not lawless.
1260
01:13:18,727 --> 01:13:20,129
Sorry, Vice Principal Dieter.
1261
01:13:22,798 --> 01:13:26,034
Summer, I spent years in hockey locker rooms.
1262
01:13:26,168 --> 01:13:28,303
My nose is just decorative at this point.
1263
01:13:28,437 --> 01:13:31,673
But it was pretty obvious who crop-dusted Kimberly.
1264
01:13:32,107 --> 01:13:35,444
-Oh my God. You knew? -Had a hunch.
1265
01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:37,613
Didn't care.
1266
01:13:39,314 --> 01:13:44,453
Okay, good. Because my stomach is killing me right now.
1267
01:13:45,154 --> 01:13:49,458
And not because of gluten, because I like you.
1268
01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:52,094
A lot.
1269
01:14:07,075 --> 01:14:09,645
Guess you'll be happy to know that your water gun stunt
1270
01:14:09,778 --> 01:14:11,146
saved my ass.
1271
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,482
Dad saw our lives flash before his eyes
1272
01:14:13,615 --> 01:14:17,085
and agreed it's too short for me to waste chasing pucks.
1273
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:20,088
Wait, so you're free?
1274
01:14:20,522 --> 01:14:21,657
Now it's just lacrosse,
1275
01:14:21,790 --> 01:14:23,926
curling and competitive moose wrestling.
1276
01:14:24,059 --> 01:14:25,661
Seriously?
1277
01:14:25,794 --> 01:14:29,198
No, but your panic face is incredible.
1278
01:14:33,769 --> 01:14:35,137
Look, you two.
1279
01:14:35,270 --> 01:14:38,507
You keep those hands north of the Mason-Dixon line.
1280
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:40,642
This ain't prom night in Amarillo.
1281
01:14:40,776 --> 01:14:43,345
That was a hell of a night, though...
1282
01:14:43,979 --> 01:14:46,548
Though, wait till he hears I wanna apply to universities
1283
01:14:46,682 --> 01:14:49,651
in the States. Not Sadie's.
1284
01:14:50,519 --> 01:14:55,257
You know, Idaho's got some aggressively average colleges.
1285
01:14:55,390 --> 01:14:58,160
Maybe I could give you the official tour.
1286
01:14:59,928 --> 01:15:02,030
- I'd be down. - Miss Martin, please!
1287
01:15:02,164 --> 01:15:05,801
Our winner is losing it on top of the Tower of Courage!
1288
01:15:05,934 --> 01:15:08,437
This is not how excellence behaves!
1289
01:15:08,570 --> 01:15:10,739
Arguing with a teen lifeguard.
1290
01:15:10,873 --> 01:15:13,775
We respect the whistle, no matter who wields it.
1291
01:15:13,909 --> 01:15:15,777
You know, it probably doesn't help
1292
01:15:15,911 --> 01:15:18,580
that your mom just sailed off with Captain Otto.
1293
01:15:18,714 --> 01:15:20,048
Locals call him the octopus,
1294
01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:22,551
and it's not because of his squishy heart.
1295
01:15:22,684 --> 01:15:24,086
I have to fix this.
1296
01:15:26,555 --> 01:15:28,891
I'm off to save my mom!
1297
01:15:36,999 --> 01:15:39,835
Can you move this dad-in-meltdown along?
1298
01:15:39,968 --> 01:15:43,038
Let's go, Boomer. We get it, life didn't pan out.
1299
01:15:52,648 --> 01:15:55,984
Sir, you can't just cap at the top of the water slide!
1300
01:15:56,118 --> 01:15:57,986
Hey man! I'm a paying customer!
1301
01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:01,156
My feelings are also all-inclusive!
1302
01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:05,527
Any day now, buddy. My kids are aging out of daycare here!
1303
01:16:05,661 --> 01:16:08,864
Excuse me, sir. Do you mind?
1304
01:16:08,997 --> 01:16:12,034
Do I mind? I have a PhD in extramolecular physics.
1305
01:16:12,167 --> 01:16:14,903
Every moment here is the worst day of my life.
1306
01:16:15,037 --> 01:16:18,273
I don't mind. Here you go, you talk to him.
1307
01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:20,542
Goddamnit, this family...
1308
01:16:20,676 --> 01:16:22,945
Glenn, what are you doing?
1309
01:16:23,078 --> 01:16:26,014
I'm taking control of my destiny!
1310
01:16:26,148 --> 01:16:27,883
You're wearing Grayson's water wings!
1311
01:16:28,016 --> 01:16:30,352
You look like a midlife-crisis mermaid!
1312
01:16:30,485 --> 01:16:34,122
Yeah, well, it's symbolic... because I'm drowning!
1313
01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:38,093
You can't stand me, and now I've lost your mom!
1314
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:41,897
Isn't this what you wanted, Summer?
1315
01:16:42,030 --> 01:16:46,101
Yeah! I... I thought I hated you.
1316
01:16:46,234 --> 01:16:49,638
But, I just resented how you highlighted my...
1317
01:16:50,539 --> 01:16:51,907
personality drought.
1318
01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:55,210
And if Mom could have someone fun who also adults,
1319
01:16:55,344 --> 01:16:57,212
she'd finally notice that I'm neither!
1320
01:16:59,948 --> 01:17:01,950
Come on, Summer!
1321
01:17:02,084 --> 01:17:05,053
You're the reason your mom has made it this far!
1322
01:17:05,187 --> 01:17:07,322
Now she's steering straight into a Category 5.
1323
01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:08,724
Dipshit named Otto!
1324
01:17:09,858 --> 01:17:12,260
Milly's messy and impulsive.
1325
01:17:12,394 --> 01:17:15,063
Basically Sadie, if she knew what a landline was.
1326
01:17:15,197 --> 01:17:17,366
Thank you, I hate that insight.
1327
01:17:17,499 --> 01:17:20,435
She needs you, Glenn! We all do!
1328
01:17:21,236 --> 01:17:23,105
Even me.
1329
01:17:24,773 --> 01:17:26,041
You mean that?
1330
01:17:26,174 --> 01:17:29,444
Yes! Now, quit pity-partying and nut up!
1331
01:17:30,112 --> 01:17:31,446
-Yeah! -Lose the floaties
1332
01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:32,648
and let's find Mom!
1333
01:17:35,784 --> 01:17:40,322
Captain Otto is about to get Glenn'd... hard and fast!
1334
01:17:40,455 --> 01:17:45,127
Phrasing! But, yeah. Get your ass down here, and let's go!
1335
01:17:45,260 --> 01:17:48,230
Yes, chef! Coming right down!
1336
01:17:48,363 --> 01:17:49,998
Move along!
1337
01:17:51,233 --> 01:17:53,235
Help me out. Help me out. Help me...
1338
01:17:53,368 --> 01:17:54,936
Come on! - Let me down.
1339
01:17:55,070 --> 01:17:57,272
-Just hold on, just hang on. -You can do it...
1340
01:17:57,406 --> 01:17:59,307
-I'm gonna go down. -You can do it...
1341
01:17:59,441 --> 01:18:01,810
-Don't let go. Don't let go! -You can do it!
1342
01:18:01,943 --> 01:18:03,812
-You can do it! -I can do this!
1343
01:18:03,945 --> 01:18:06,481
You can do it! -I can do this!
1344
01:18:12,587 --> 01:18:16,425
I did it!
1345
01:18:16,558 --> 01:18:19,361
The water went in my butt!
1346
01:18:19,494 --> 01:18:21,463
There's so much water in my butt.
1347
01:18:24,099 --> 01:18:25,739
Hustle! Mom's about to shipwreck her life
1348
01:18:25,867 --> 01:18:27,169
on Otto's bachelor barge!
1349
01:18:27,302 --> 01:18:30,305
I'm trying, but sand is like nature's Stairmaster.
1350
01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:32,474
Mrs. McDavid, we're taking these jet skis
1351
01:18:32,607 --> 01:18:35,343
in the name of love, liberty, and loosely planned heroics.
1352
01:18:35,477 --> 01:18:37,145
Say no more! Terry, scoot!
1353
01:18:37,279 --> 01:18:40,282
Copy that! - Mount up, Glenn.
1354
01:18:40,415 --> 01:18:44,319
Summer, I can't drive it. I've had two Coors Lights.
1355
01:18:44,453 --> 01:18:46,088
That's practically water in Canada.
1356
01:18:46,221 --> 01:18:48,457
Not now, Terry! -Sorry.
1357
01:18:48,590 --> 01:18:50,258
You have to drive.
1358
01:18:50,759 --> 01:18:52,127
I haven't been behind the wheel
1359
01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:54,096
since I traumatized the marching band.
1360
01:18:54,229 --> 01:18:56,665
Summer, just relax. You don't have to be perfect, okay?
1361
01:18:56,798 --> 01:18:59,034
Just let go.
1362
01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:04,539
Okay, fine. But if I hear one note of the Cranberries,
1363
01:19:04,673 --> 01:19:05,774
you're swimming.
1364
01:19:05,907 --> 01:19:08,310
Noted. Silent, but internally grooving.
1365
01:19:14,282 --> 01:19:20,622
♪ You're my Bahama mama, baby ♪
1366
01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:27,095
♪ I wanna scuba in your lagoon ♪
1367
01:19:28,463 --> 01:19:32,067
You know, that's an original track.
1368
01:19:32,701 --> 01:19:36,204
I call it "Tidal Wave Between Her Thighs".
1369
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:39,708
Sticky, yeah.
1370
01:19:41,376 --> 01:19:45,647
Hey, Otto, you own all this?
1371
01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:50,519
Till the bank catches up, but the joke's on them.
1372
01:19:50,652 --> 01:19:53,855
- International waters, baby. -
1373
01:19:54,289 --> 01:19:58,193
So... this is your denture glue?
1374
01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:01,463
Okay, technically it's my friend Norma's,
1375
01:20:01,596 --> 01:20:06,034
a 72-year-old retired orthodontist, divorced.
1376
01:20:06,168 --> 01:20:11,473
Boat-rich but... starved for human touch.
1377
01:20:11,606 --> 01:20:13,441
Oh yeah, that tracks.
1378
01:20:15,310 --> 01:20:19,548
Have you ever met someone that's so...
1379
01:20:19,681 --> 01:20:25,487
oddly stable that it makes you question your entire existence?
1380
01:20:27,422 --> 01:20:32,027
Nah. Stability's like condoms. It ruins the thrill.
1381
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:35,630
Speaking of fun...
1382
01:20:35,764 --> 01:20:39,100
How about I play you another track from my EP?
1383
01:20:39,234 --> 01:20:42,571
It's called "Anchors A-Wet".
1384
01:20:42,704 --> 01:20:48,143
Do, uh... do you have a restroom here?
1385
01:20:48,877 --> 01:20:51,947
It's a boat, so it's called the head.
1386
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,482
And if it's yellow I let it mellow.
1387
01:20:54,616 --> 01:20:56,051
Actually, you know what?
1388
01:20:56,918 --> 01:20:58,920
Don't flush either way.
1389
01:21:02,824 --> 01:21:05,760
Oh my God. I have to get out of here.
1390
01:21:05,894 --> 01:21:09,564
♪ Then I open up and see ♪
1391
01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:14,069
Doing great, Summer. That's it. Just stay in your lane!
1392
01:21:14,202 --> 01:21:15,904
The ocean has no lanes, Glenn!
1393
01:21:16,037 --> 01:21:18,073
Right, well, you know what I mean.
1394
01:21:18,206 --> 01:21:19,541
Just, nautically this way.
1395
01:21:19,674 --> 01:21:23,545
Ten and two, ten and two! You're doing great, here we go!
1396
01:21:23,678 --> 01:21:25,580
Oh my God.
1397
01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:27,616
No, you don't think that was Kimberly?
1398
01:21:27,749 --> 01:21:30,919
I think that was Kimberly. No, no, no, no...
1399
01:21:31,052 --> 01:21:33,722
First fucking day of her retirement!
1400
01:21:33,855 --> 01:21:37,125
You've gotta be kidding me! This whole ocean?
1401
01:21:37,259 --> 01:21:40,128
Don't look back! We can't save everyone!
1402
01:21:40,262 --> 01:21:43,598
So sorry, Kimberly. Swim it off!
1403
01:21:46,935 --> 01:21:48,203
I will never unsee it.
1404
01:21:48,336 --> 01:21:49,604
Ooh! -
1405
01:21:52,374 --> 01:21:55,210
Okay, this is gonna be amazing.
1406
01:21:56,011 --> 01:21:59,114
What in the Hentai Hell?
1407
01:21:59,881 --> 01:22:01,917
Ooh!
1408
01:22:02,050 --> 01:22:05,186
Do you like my black market babies?
1409
01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:07,923
You're a dealer for seafood buffets?
1410
01:22:08,390 --> 01:22:10,592
Those are the hottest things on FishTok.
1411
01:22:10,725 --> 01:22:11,893
What?
1412
01:22:12,027 --> 01:22:16,698
Octopus racing's about to explode in Dubai. Trust me.
1413
01:22:17,299 --> 01:22:20,068
What in the "Squid Game" am I doing here?
1414
01:22:20,201 --> 01:22:22,304
I have two children and a mortgage.
1415
01:22:22,437 --> 01:22:27,242
So, how about it? You, me, an eight-legged Bonnie and Clyde.
1416
01:22:27,375 --> 01:22:30,946
Otto, my octopus smuggling days are over.
1417
01:22:31,413 --> 01:22:33,481
Milly? Milly!
1418
01:22:33,615 --> 01:22:35,016
-Glenn, they're in here. -What?
1419
01:22:35,150 --> 01:22:36,150
They're in here.
1420
01:22:36,184 --> 01:22:38,053
Hey! You get away from her,
1421
01:22:38,186 --> 01:22:41,589
you tentacle-smuggling son of a gun!
1422
01:22:41,723 --> 01:22:43,658
-That can't be legal. -Hey, whoa, man.
1423
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:46,328
We can just talk this out, vice principal-man.
1424
01:22:46,461 --> 01:22:49,331
No need to snitch, I got priors.
1425
01:22:49,464 --> 01:22:53,368
Glenn, you went all Liam Neeson for me?
1426
01:22:53,501 --> 01:22:56,404
Well, yeah. Of course, baby.
1427
01:22:56,538 --> 01:22:59,407
I have a particular set of dad skills.
1428
01:23:01,543 --> 01:23:04,913
Hey, nobody move, or the MILF gets punctured.
1429
01:23:05,413 --> 01:23:07,716
-Yeah. -Is that a spork?
1430
01:23:07,849 --> 01:23:11,286
Are you trying to threaten me, or eat pudding? Okay...
1431
01:23:12,754 --> 01:23:14,356
Eww!
1432
01:23:14,489 --> 01:23:16,391
Gimme your passport, Kangaroo Jack!
1433
01:23:16,524 --> 01:23:18,526
Milly and I are taking your jet ski!
1434
01:23:20,795 --> 01:23:24,232
Drop the utensil, Otto, or your buddy becomes sashimi.
1435
01:23:24,766 --> 01:23:25,900
Honey...
1436
01:23:26,034 --> 01:23:28,903
Yeah, we'll do it, man. I swear, we're gonna do it!
1437
01:23:29,037 --> 01:23:30,672
Not Enrique Iglesi-pus!
1438
01:23:30,805 --> 01:23:32,974
I will calamari the shit out of it!
1439
01:23:33,108 --> 01:23:34,342
We will do it, man!
1440
01:23:34,476 --> 01:23:36,144
Hey. Please, leave him alone.
1441
01:23:36,277 --> 01:23:38,179
He's recovering from a hamstring injury.
1442
01:23:38,313 --> 01:23:39,981
We'll end Enrique, swear to God!
1443
01:23:40,115 --> 01:23:42,584
Just be cool, or we'll chop this thing up!
1444
01:23:42,717 --> 01:23:46,021
Drop the spork, or Enrique's dead. Don't do it, man!
1445
01:23:46,154 --> 01:23:49,257
This is the weirdest fucking vacation I've ever been on!
1446
01:23:49,391 --> 01:23:50,925
- Okay. -
1447
01:23:51,059 --> 01:23:53,061
Okay, Captain Otto...
1448
01:23:53,194 --> 01:23:56,464
Prepare for detention.
1449
01:24:01,336 --> 01:24:03,571
Oh, honey...
1450
01:24:03,705 --> 01:24:05,473
Whoa!
1451
01:24:06,007 --> 01:24:08,977
- Oh! Whoa... -Ouch!
1452
01:24:09,110 --> 01:24:11,946
Whoa, come here. Come here. Hey.
1453
01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:13,415
-Hey, hey, hey... -Hi, honey.
1454
01:24:13,548 --> 01:24:15,316
I'm really glad you did that, but...
1455
01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:19,154
you should know I had the situation under control.
1456
01:24:20,188 --> 01:24:24,325
Sweetheart, your job is to look pretty and file our taxes.
1457
01:24:24,459 --> 01:24:26,828
You leave the pirates to mama.
1458
01:24:27,262 --> 01:24:32,167
-Are we a team? -I wanna be. Like, forever?
1459
01:24:36,638 --> 01:24:39,841
Yep, yep, lovely. Can we not French near Enrique?
1460
01:24:39,974 --> 01:24:41,109
Yeah.
1461
01:24:43,111 --> 01:24:44,746
Thank you for coming to get me.
1462
01:24:44,879 --> 01:24:46,614
Now please, get me off this boat.
1463
01:24:46,748 --> 01:24:48,817
This has been the weirdest day of my life!
1464
01:24:48,950 --> 01:24:51,286
- I was never gonna hurt you. - Take me home.
1465
01:24:51,419 --> 01:24:53,955
-Okay, come on. Let's go. -Let's get out of here.
1466
01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:56,424
-Bye, Enrique. -Oh, my bag!
1467
01:24:56,558 --> 01:24:59,060
Good luck with your recovery, Enrique.
1468
01:25:07,435 --> 01:25:09,838
Whoa!
1469
01:25:10,338 --> 01:25:12,107
Yeah! - Honey!
1470
01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:15,009
That's how you pass a driver's test!
1471
01:25:15,777 --> 01:25:18,813
Oh my God.
1472
01:25:18,947 --> 01:25:21,516
I am never leaving solid ground again.
1473
01:25:21,649 --> 01:25:23,651
That was the second-sexiest Sea-Doo rescue
1474
01:25:23,785 --> 01:25:25,153
of my entire life!
1475
01:25:25,286 --> 01:25:28,923
That was my first Sea-Doo rescue ever.
1476
01:25:30,391 --> 01:25:33,761
You guys are gross, but also delightful.
1477
01:25:36,264 --> 01:25:37,899
You guys should make it official.
1478
01:25:39,033 --> 01:25:40,802
What?
1479
01:25:41,769 --> 01:25:44,305
Listen, I would love for that to happen, I really would.
1480
01:25:44,439 --> 01:25:46,040
I promise, if I do it again
1481
01:25:46,174 --> 01:25:48,710
I won't do it in a public setting with everybody there...
1482
01:25:48,843 --> 01:25:51,346
No, honey, stop, stop, stop! You were right.
1483
01:25:51,479 --> 01:25:52,981
You know me better than anyone.
1484
01:25:53,114 --> 01:25:57,085
I love an audience, I live for karaoke! It's like a...
1485
01:25:57,218 --> 01:25:58,953
It's my own Superbowl, but I...
1486
01:26:00,822 --> 01:26:03,191
Glenn, I wanna be the quarterback this time. Okay?
1487
01:26:05,493 --> 01:26:07,495
- Will you... -
1488
01:26:07,629 --> 01:26:10,231
Will you, Glenn Winters,
1489
01:26:10,365 --> 01:26:12,667
make me the happiest,
1490
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:16,271
most-financially responsible woman in the State of Idaho?
1491
01:26:16,704 --> 01:26:19,974
Yes, yes! Of course I will! Yes!
1492
01:26:22,710 --> 01:26:25,547
We're gonna do this back at a Boise bingo hall.
1493
01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:26,924
They're gonna cater everything...
1494
01:26:26,948 --> 01:26:29,517
But we're already in the perfect place.
1495
01:26:32,620 --> 01:26:35,857
Honestly, you guys gotta learn to loosen up.
1496
01:26:42,463 --> 01:26:44,832
-I love you. -Love you, too.
1497
01:26:45,433 --> 01:26:47,168
-Are we doing this? -Yes.
1498
01:26:47,302 --> 01:26:49,704
-Okay. -Let's do this! Come on!
1499
01:26:49,837 --> 01:26:51,873
We're doing this. Let's go!
1500
01:26:58,913 --> 01:27:01,616
You know, I'm usually the voice of caution,
1501
01:27:01,749 --> 01:27:05,520
but this might be the best impulsive decision ever.
1502
01:27:07,121 --> 01:27:10,291
You're my best impulsive decision ever.
1503
01:27:10,425 --> 01:27:12,860
This is a close second, though.
1504
01:27:18,766 --> 01:27:20,768
It's like maple syrup for the soul.
1505
01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:23,338
Sort yourself out, Terry.
1506
01:27:32,480 --> 01:27:33,648
Mom...
1507
01:27:35,516 --> 01:27:38,152
-Oh yeah, rings. Come on. Okay. -Thank you.
1508
01:27:38,286 --> 01:27:41,990
Okay, friends, guests,
1509
01:27:42,123 --> 01:27:45,260
looky-loos, vice principals...
1510
01:27:45,693 --> 01:27:47,395
We are gathered here today
1511
01:27:47,528 --> 01:27:51,199
in the spirit of spontaneous recklessness
1512
01:27:51,332 --> 01:27:54,435
and a Sunrise Package upgrade
1513
01:27:54,902 --> 01:27:59,907
to join Millicent Martin and Glennifer...
1514
01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:04,679
- Glennifer. -...Winters in matrimony.
1515
01:28:04,812 --> 01:28:09,083
So, if anyone can see cause...
1516
01:28:16,624 --> 01:28:18,092
Aww!
1517
01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:20,361
Kimberly!
1518
01:28:23,097 --> 01:28:24,265
Aww...
1519
01:28:24,399 --> 01:28:27,135
Even the dolphin ships us, honey.
1520
01:28:27,635 --> 01:28:30,438
Go easy, big girl. Enjoy retirement.
1521
01:28:30,571 --> 01:28:31,839
Bishop, can you speed this up?
1522
01:28:31,973 --> 01:28:34,375
I'd like to be married to this man.
1523
01:28:34,809 --> 01:28:37,345
-Of course. So, do you... -I do.
1524
01:28:37,478 --> 01:28:38,680
-And... -I do!
1525
01:28:38,813 --> 01:28:41,649
Well then, the rings.
1526
01:28:41,783 --> 01:28:43,151
-Okay. -Yeah, got it.
1527
01:28:43,284 --> 01:28:44,819
Okay.
1528
01:28:45,653 --> 01:28:48,723
And by the power vested in me by the El Dorado
1529
01:28:48,856 --> 01:28:51,092
and some obscure maritime loophole,
1530
01:28:51,225 --> 01:28:53,761
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
1531
01:28:53,895 --> 01:28:55,797
You may kiss your vice principal.
1532
01:28:58,966 --> 01:29:00,668
Wunderschoen! -
1533
01:29:03,805 --> 01:29:07,375
This is disgustingly wholesome. I love it!
1534
01:29:11,112 --> 01:29:14,349
Hey, you know what, everybody? Only one thing left to do!
1535
01:29:14,482 --> 01:29:16,384
Waterslides!
1536
01:29:26,961 --> 01:29:29,664
-First ride as a family. We in? -Here we go!
1537
01:29:29,797 --> 01:29:31,557
On three, Winters. One, two, three, Winters!
1538
01:29:31,599 --> 01:29:32,834
Way to go! - Winters!
1539
01:29:33,501 --> 01:29:34,501
Don't slip.
1540
01:29:45,747 --> 01:29:47,582
-Wrong lane! -Thank you.
1541
01:30:15,410 --> 01:30:19,947
Whoohoo! You did it. How was it?
1542
01:30:20,648 --> 01:30:24,685
So scary! Water... I've water in my butt!
1543
01:30:51,779 --> 01:30:53,681
Still hate vacations?
1544
01:30:53,815 --> 01:30:57,018
No, you know me. I'm all about spontaneity.
1545
01:30:57,151 --> 01:30:58,986
So, this wouldn't be planned at all?
1546
01:31:25,713 --> 01:31:28,115
Everybody say, "Brie!" -
1547
01:31:28,249 --> 01:31:30,418
We did it! - Yeah!
1548
01:31:33,654 --> 01:31:38,960
♪ I like Christmas by the tree With tinsel hanging down ♪
1549
01:31:39,093 --> 01:31:41,829
♪ There's no doubt that Christmas time's for me... ♪
1550
01:31:41,963 --> 01:31:44,499
Grayson, I carried this tree five blocks. Five long blocks.
1551
01:31:44,632 --> 01:31:46,334
I get a say where this reindeer goes.
1552
01:31:46,467 --> 01:31:48,903
You know, if Mom catches you rearranging Rudolph...
1553
01:31:49,036 --> 01:31:51,439
Hey, man, please don't narc on me. I live here now.
1554
01:31:51,572 --> 01:31:52,807
It would be really uncool.
1555
01:31:52,940 --> 01:31:54,542
Okay, this is Crosby's first visit.
1556
01:31:54,675 --> 01:31:57,979
Everything has to be perfect. Do we even own coasters?
1557
01:31:58,112 --> 01:32:00,381
I highly doubt Crosby's relationship goals
1558
01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:01,916
involve coasters.
1559
01:32:02,049 --> 01:32:04,151
Sweetie, it's Summer's first boyfriend visiting.
1560
01:32:04,285 --> 01:32:07,255
It must be perfect. I want our snacks to say, "Welcome."
1561
01:32:07,388 --> 01:32:10,024
Not, "We buy our cheese at the gas station." You know?
1562
01:32:10,157 --> 01:32:12,660
Come on. The Martin girls are beautiful, funny,
1563
01:32:12,793 --> 01:32:15,263
and effortlessly dope! This guy would be lucky
1564
01:32:15,396 --> 01:32:18,266
to even breathe the same air as the two of you!
1565
01:32:18,399 --> 01:32:21,302
He is right, but when did you get so smooth?
1566
01:32:21,435 --> 01:32:22,570
I've always been smooth,
1567
01:32:22,703 --> 01:32:25,139
you were just distracted by my sensible footwear.
1568
01:32:25,273 --> 01:32:27,742
Honey, not near the cheese! -
1569
01:32:28,676 --> 01:32:30,845
Okay, here we go.
1570
01:32:30,978 --> 01:32:33,147
-Crosby's here! Crosby's here. -Yeah, yeah...
1571
01:32:33,281 --> 01:32:35,917
-He's here. Be cool. -Relax. Yeah, Glenn...
1572
01:32:37,685 --> 01:32:38,753
Hey, sis.
1573
01:32:40,688 --> 01:32:44,792
Fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-look!
1574
01:32:49,897 --> 01:32:52,300
Mom, Dad...
1575
01:32:52,433 --> 01:32:54,368
- Otto... - Sweet Baby Jesus.
1576
01:32:54,502 --> 01:32:57,738
When Sadie pops, we'll have two MILFs in the family!
1577
01:32:57,872 --> 01:33:01,442
Who's up for another destination wedding?
1578
01:33:02,410 --> 01:33:05,680
And I thought the octopus smuggling was our rock bottom.
1579
01:33:18,192 --> 01:33:22,863
My job is at stake. You cannot keep taking my specimens.
1580
01:33:22,997 --> 01:33:26,300
Yeah!
1581
01:33:26,434 --> 01:33:28,469
-That's a seal. -Right.
1582
01:33:30,304 --> 01:33:31,472
Security? I got him.
1583
01:33:31,606 --> 01:33:36,177
-Hey, Grace, just you and me... -No, I can't. Oh, okay.
1584
01:33:36,310 --> 01:33:38,813
-Send some backup, guys. -Just give him a minute.
1585
01:33:38,946 --> 01:33:40,247
Let him finish.
1586
01:33:40,381 --> 01:33:42,149
Contract. Just hold it in, please!
1587
01:33:42,283 --> 01:33:45,820
Oh!
1588
01:33:45,953 --> 01:33:48,389
Do you have a charcuterie board with some cheeses?
1589
01:33:48,522 --> 01:33:49,924
Yes!
1590
01:33:50,057 --> 01:33:53,394
I'm king of the world! Sorry! -Sit the down!
1591
01:33:53,527 --> 01:33:55,529
Honey, breathe.
1592
01:33:55,663 --> 01:33:58,833
-You're gonna be a grandma. -What?
1593
01:33:58,966 --> 01:34:00,101
It smells like death!
1594
01:34:00,234 --> 01:34:02,269
What has... Has something died inside you?
1595
01:34:02,403 --> 01:34:04,905
What is wrong with you? Are you okay?
1596
01:34:05,039 --> 01:34:06,440
You need to see a doctor.
1597
01:34:06,574 --> 01:34:07,842
I love dolphin movies.
1598
01:34:07,975 --> 01:34:10,111
Anything with dolphins in it, I'll watch.
1599
01:34:10,244 --> 01:34:13,014
Mm! Tubi has, like, a million of them.
1600
01:34:13,147 --> 01:34:15,383
Dolphin Tale, Dolphin Summer,
1601
01:34:15,516 --> 01:34:17,852
Bernie the Dolphin. Kinda random, but it's okay.
1602
01:34:24,158 --> 01:34:29,063
Compress! Compress!
1603
01:34:31,432 --> 01:34:33,334
Come on! Give.
1604
01:34:44,412 --> 01:34:47,114
I know you take them! I know it's you!
1605
01:34:47,248 --> 01:34:49,350
The smuggler is back. Send backup.
1606
01:34:49,483 --> 01:34:53,688
Help! Help! Security! Come here!
1607
01:34:53,821 --> 01:34:57,958
Quickly, quickly, we need backup. The smuggler is back!
1608
01:34:58,092 --> 01:35:00,561
I can't believe he's back. Get over here!
1609
01:35:00,695 --> 01:35:03,864
-Get over here! -I'm on lunch!
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