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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:05,020 All done. 2 00:00:05,050 --> 00:00:06,220 Dinner was delicious. 3 00:00:06,260 --> 00:00:08,570 I don't believe you finished your Lima beans. 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,770 I'm an adult and most of mine are in my napkin. 5 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:12,640 What can I say? I love Lima beans. 6 00:00:12,670 --> 00:00:15,840 Are you sure you didn't make them magically disappear? 7 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:16,980 Aunt Zelda, I'm offended 8 00:00:17,020 --> 00:00:18,640 you would even ask me that question. 9 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:23,020 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll clear. 10 00:00:23,050 --> 00:00:25,050 A kid who likes Lima beans? 11 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:27,150 Being a witch is just the tip of her weirdness. 12 00:00:27,190 --> 00:00:28,600 There's still something fishy. 13 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,770 Did you notice how she dodged my question? 14 00:00:30,810 --> 00:00:32,810 Oh, come on. Sabrina's not that cagey. 15 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,570 There's only one way to find out. 16 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,150 Remember that spell mom used to cast 17 00:00:36,190 --> 00:00:37,810 to make sure we'd eaten our vegetables? 18 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:39,220 Oh, I hated that spell. 19 00:00:39,260 --> 00:00:40,220 Hate what spell? 20 00:00:40,260 --> 00:00:41,710 This. 21 00:00:41,740 --> 00:00:42,670 What's that all about? 22 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,710 A spell to bring back any Lima beans 23 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:46,080 you may have made disappear. 24 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:46,740 What? 25 00:00:46,770 --> 00:00:47,770 Get down! 26 00:00:50,220 --> 00:00:51,670 [ Sighs] 27 00:00:51,710 --> 00:00:53,950 I told you I hated that spell. 28 00:01:10,290 --> 00:01:13,770 I'm gona go ride my pig. I mean, hog. 29 00:01:16,150 --> 00:01:17,460 Ah, there! 30 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:19,150 What am I looking for again? 31 00:01:19,190 --> 00:01:20,290 The Olympus mons. 32 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,330 It's the largest mountain 33 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,530 in the solar system. 34 00:01:22,570 --> 00:01:24,260 I see a little bump. 35 00:01:24,290 --> 00:01:25,410 Now can we spy on the neighbors? 36 00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:26,500 No! 37 00:01:26,530 --> 00:01:27,360 Now, that little bump 38 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,050 happens to be the best skiing on Mars. 39 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:30,880 That's where we're going 40 00:01:30,910 --> 00:01:32,080 for our winter vacation. 41 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,290 We're going to Mars? 42 00:01:33,330 --> 00:01:34,740 It's a trek, but it's worth it. 43 00:01:34,770 --> 00:01:36,330 You'll love the red planet. 44 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,120 It's so pretty, and the sky is pink. 45 00:01:38,150 --> 00:01:39,460 So what are the martians like? 46 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,670 Martians? 47 00:01:40,710 --> 00:01:41,570 Aren't there martians? 48 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,290 No. Geez, Sabrina. 49 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:45,400 Get in touch with reality. 50 00:01:45,430 --> 00:01:46,710 Teacher: So, Louis the xiv 51 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:50,050 was succeeded by another Louis who was known as...? 52 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,080 Any guesses? 53 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,260 Okay. I see winter break has already started. 54 00:01:55,290 --> 00:01:56,720 Well, I can't let you go before the bell 55 00:01:56,740 --> 00:01:58,740 so just try to keep it quiet. 56 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:00,020 Hey, Sabrina. 57 00:02:00,050 --> 00:02:02,400 Louis xv. 58 00:02:02,430 --> 00:02:04,710 No... what are you doing over vacation? 59 00:02:04,740 --> 00:02:06,710 Oh, I'm going skiing with my aunts. 60 00:02:06,740 --> 00:02:07,530 Out west? 61 00:02:07,570 --> 00:02:09,430 Actually... north. 62 00:02:09,460 --> 00:02:10,430 How about you? 63 00:02:10,460 --> 00:02:11,290 I'll be here. 64 00:02:11,330 --> 00:02:12,740 In fact, I was hoping 65 00:02:12,770 --> 00:02:13,460 you'd be here, too 66 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,050 so maybe we could do stuff. 67 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:16,570 Really? I wish I had known. 68 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:17,910 I love doing stuff! 69 00:02:17,950 --> 00:02:19,770 This trip's not going to be any fun. 70 00:02:19,810 --> 00:02:21,950 I mean, I don't even know how to ski. 71 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:23,360 You could take lessons. 72 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,570 Oh, great. 73 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,360 So I get to study on my vacation. 74 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,080 Come on. 75 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,430 You'll have a blast 76 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:30,980 and I'll see you in... Five days? 77 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:32,050 Six. 78 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:35,050 Man! Six days. 79 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,050 Well, I better go catch my bus. 80 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,810 I guess this is it. 81 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:40,840 See ya. 82 00:02:45,710 --> 00:02:48,080 Bye. 83 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:51,220 Oh, wow! 84 00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:52,190 I just don't understand 85 00:02:52,220 --> 00:02:53,640 why other kids get to stay home 86 00:02:53,670 --> 00:02:55,810 and I have to go on a ski vacation. 87 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,570 You were excited about it last night. 88 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,080 Yeah, a lot's changed since then. 89 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:00,360 I mean, just today 90 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,460 Harvey asked me if I wanted to do stuff. 91 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:04,740 There'll be stuff left to do when we get back. 92 00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:05,810 Why don't you guys go 93 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,120 and I'll stay home with Salem? 94 00:03:07,150 --> 00:03:08,810 Hey, the whole point of a family vacation 95 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,020 is so I can get a vacation from the family. 96 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:12,020 Please! 97 00:03:12,050 --> 00:03:14,400 I need some down time. 98 00:03:14,430 --> 00:03:15,910 It's not up for discussion. 99 00:03:15,950 --> 00:03:17,530 You're going and that's that. 100 00:03:17,570 --> 00:03:18,710 Fine. 101 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:21,500 I'll go to Mars, but I won't have any fun. 102 00:03:21,530 --> 00:03:22,770 Do what you want 103 00:03:22,810 --> 00:03:24,910 but I think you're overreacting. 104 00:03:24,950 --> 00:03:26,530 I mean, it's not like you're never going 105 00:03:26,570 --> 00:03:29,220 to see Harvey ever again. 106 00:03:29,260 --> 00:03:30,120 [ Gasps] 107 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:31,050 Here he is now. 108 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,190 Don't you love when things like that 109 00:03:33,220 --> 00:03:34,430 happen in real life? 110 00:03:34,460 --> 00:03:36,220 Hey. Hi. 111 00:03:36,260 --> 00:03:38,530 I hope it's okay I stopped by. 112 00:03:38,570 --> 00:03:39,770 Sure. Your timing's perfect. 113 00:03:39,810 --> 00:03:43,570 My aunts were just about to take naps. 114 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,290 Oh... right. 115 00:03:46,330 --> 00:03:48,530 Oh, so tired. 116 00:03:48,570 --> 00:03:50,740 I hope I can make it up the stairs. 117 00:03:50,770 --> 00:03:52,500 [ Feet pounding up stairs] 118 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:54,020 Come on in. 119 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:55,740 So, what's up? 120 00:03:55,770 --> 00:03:56,770 I'm not going to waste 121 00:03:56,810 --> 00:03:58,050 your time with small talk. 122 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,510 You're going skiing and you can't afford 123 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:01,950 to lose your mittens so I got you these. 124 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:03,840 They're called "mitten minders." 125 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:05,230 You string them through your jacket. 126 00:04:05,260 --> 00:04:07,220 My little brother swears by them. 127 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:10,260 That's so thoughtful... And stretchy. 128 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:11,460 Thanks. 129 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:13,770 Anyway, I got to get the car back to my mom. 130 00:04:13,810 --> 00:04:16,400 Hey... maybe I could call you from the lodge 131 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,100 and let you know how the minton minders are working. 132 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,080 Really? 133 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,080 I'd like that. 134 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:21,260 I'd like that a lot. 135 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:22,500 When should I call? 136 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,330 Tonight around 9:00? 137 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,910 Okay.okay. 138 00:04:26,950 --> 00:04:27,950 Um, creak. 139 00:04:27,980 --> 00:04:30,600 Oh, these old homes are so creaky. 140 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:31,980 Well, you'd better get going. 141 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:34,080 Yeah. Have a great trip. 142 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,260 Thanks again. 143 00:04:35,290 --> 00:04:37,600 You're welcome. 144 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,570 Bye. 145 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,150 See ya. 146 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:52,150 Sorry. 147 00:04:52,190 --> 00:04:53,950 Got caught up in the moment. 148 00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:55,400 Come on, Sabrina. 149 00:04:55,430 --> 00:04:56,810 Mars is waiting. 150 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,330 I'm coming. 151 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,840 Is that all you're bringing? 152 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,330 We've got these. 153 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:07,290 Now, Salem, you have the number of the lodge in case you need to reach us. 154 00:05:07,330 --> 00:05:08,710 We left you plenty of food. 155 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:10,190 Don't eat it all in one day. 156 00:05:10,220 --> 00:05:11,640 Oh, right, I forgot. 157 00:05:11,670 --> 00:05:12,640 I'm an animal. 158 00:05:12,670 --> 00:05:14,290 I have no self-control. 159 00:05:14,330 --> 00:05:16,020 No parties while we're gone. 160 00:05:16,050 --> 00:05:17,980 I'll cancel the black and white ball 161 00:05:18,020 --> 00:05:20,150 well, then, I guess we're off. 162 00:05:20,190 --> 00:05:21,190 Whoo-hoo. 163 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:24,810 Bye. Have fun. 164 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:25,980 Miss you. 165 00:05:28,330 --> 00:05:30,080 A party. 166 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,810 Why didn't I think of that? 167 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:35,400 Watch your step. 168 00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:37,770 These stairs are a little icy. 169 00:05:37,810 --> 00:05:39,710 The whole lodge is a little icy. 170 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,810 Isn't it beautiful? 171 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,530 And it's the perfect time of year. 172 00:05:43,570 --> 00:05:46,050 At the end of the season, the rooms get a little slushy. 173 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,740 What's that? 174 00:05:47,770 --> 00:05:48,980 A volcano. 175 00:05:49,020 --> 00:05:50,670 Whoo! Thar she blows! 176 00:05:50,710 --> 00:05:52,120 I'll get an energy bar 177 00:05:52,150 --> 00:05:53,670 then I think I'll hit the slopes. 178 00:05:53,710 --> 00:05:55,710 I think I'll hit the couch. 179 00:05:55,740 --> 00:05:57,120 Aren't you going skiing? 180 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:59,840 Oh, I don't ski. I lodge. 181 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:02,330 All I need is a stack of magazines... 182 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,570 And some catalogues 183 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,150 and Tolstoy's classic: War and peace. 184 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,330 I think I'll read that last. 185 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:14,120 When does the "family" part of this family vacation begin? 186 00:06:14,150 --> 00:06:15,810 We'll all meet for dinner. 187 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:17,260 What am I suppose to do until then? 188 00:06:17,290 --> 00:06:18,650 Well, we thought you'd want to hang out 189 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:19,670 with people your own age. 190 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:22,050 All the people my age are on another planet. 191 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,220 I'm calling Harvey. 192 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:24,360 Oh, you can't. 193 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,840 Mars is in a time zone 194 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:26,990 that's so far ahead of earth 195 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,460 it's still yesterday there. 196 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:30,430 If you call Harvey, he'll explode. 197 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:31,840 This stinks. 198 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,260 I'm going to my room. 199 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:35,640 [ Sighs] 200 00:06:35,670 --> 00:06:37,190 She'll find the toblerone 201 00:06:37,220 --> 00:06:39,220 in the mini-bar and be fine. 202 00:06:39,260 --> 00:06:40,740 Well, enjoy your day. 203 00:06:40,770 --> 00:06:41,980 Enjoy yours. 204 00:06:46,530 --> 00:06:48,020 Ya-hoo! 205 00:06:51,810 --> 00:06:52,810 Whoa! 206 00:06:58,220 --> 00:07:01,050 Wow! I love this planet! 207 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,530 Oh, what a day. 208 00:07:05,570 --> 00:07:07,400 I'm exhausted. 209 00:07:07,430 --> 00:07:08,840 Read me war and peace. 210 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,600 Morning. 211 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,150 You going skiing again? 212 00:07:13,190 --> 00:07:14,950 Yes. Are you reading magazines again? 213 00:07:14,980 --> 00:07:17,460 Not today. I thought I'd take it easy. 214 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:18,600 Morning. 215 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:19,840 Did you sleep all right? 216 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:20,840 I slept fine. 217 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:23,080 Only problem was I woke up here. 218 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,770 Cheer up. 219 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:26,640 I promise today will be more fun. 220 00:07:26,670 --> 00:07:28,290 I'm going to get you a ski lesson. 221 00:07:28,330 --> 00:07:29,050 Don't bother. 222 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,050 My day's mapped out. 223 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:32,400 I'm analyzing you guys in my journal until 9:00 224 00:07:32,430 --> 00:07:33,670 and then I'm calling Harvey. 225 00:07:33,710 --> 00:07:34,910 I'll be by the phones. 226 00:07:34,950 --> 00:07:38,430 There's no sign of the policyholder yet 227 00:07:38,460 --> 00:07:42,220 but I will not rest until said policyholder has been found. 228 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:43,150 Now, I plan... 229 00:07:43,190 --> 00:07:44,050 I can't talk. 230 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,190 There's somebody here. 231 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:46,910 Um, okay, good-bye. 232 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:48,330 I love you. 233 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,290 No, I just said that to throw them off. 234 00:07:50,330 --> 00:07:51,670 Yeah, you hang up. 235 00:07:52,910 --> 00:07:55,360 Okay, it's all yours. 236 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,980 Thanks, but I won't be using it 237 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:58,740 for another 12 hours. 238 00:07:58,770 --> 00:07:59,770 Really? 239 00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:01,120 How very interesting. 240 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:06,020 February 5... again. 241 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,360 Are you Sabrina? 242 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,530 Yeah, but I'm kind of busy 243 00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:09,500 so if you wouldn't mind waiting 244 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:11,460 till I'm finished. 245 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:13,430 Period... done. What did you want? 246 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:14,770 My name is Doug. 247 00:08:14,810 --> 00:08:16,790 Your aunt Zelda just arranged for me to give you a ski lesson 248 00:08:16,810 --> 00:08:18,570 but she said you might not be up for it. 249 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,850 I don't know where she got that idea. 250 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,290 I mean, when in Mars... 251 00:08:22,330 --> 00:08:23,980 I will be back in 12 hours, won't I? 252 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:25,810 Unless you're really uncoordinated. 253 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,150 Oh, then, let's go. 254 00:08:28,570 --> 00:08:29,570 [ Clears throat] 255 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,770 Excuse me, uh... 256 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:32,360 Do you mind if I sit over there? 257 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,020 Sure. It's a free planet. 258 00:08:34,050 --> 00:08:35,360 Thank you. 259 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,810 [ Grunting] 260 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,120 Ah... Whoo! 261 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:40,640 I couldn't help but notice you 262 00:08:40,670 --> 00:08:42,120 from across the room, there. 263 00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:43,220 My name is Warren. 264 00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:45,530 I'm a very successful insurance salesman 265 00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:47,600 and I am on an expense account 266 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:48,670 you would not believe. 267 00:08:48,710 --> 00:08:49,710 Oh, please. 268 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:53,260 You lodge lizards are all alike. 269 00:08:53,290 --> 00:08:55,880 Look, we can chat, but not if you spend 270 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:59,020 the next four days making up stories just to impress me. 271 00:08:59,050 --> 00:09:00,290 Oh, I... Let's make a pact. 272 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:03,330 For once, two strangers meeting on vacation 273 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,500 will be completely honest with each other. 274 00:09:05,530 --> 00:09:06,290 Okay? 275 00:09:06,330 --> 00:09:08,150 Okay. You got it. 276 00:09:08,190 --> 00:09:08,980 Great. 277 00:09:09,020 --> 00:09:10,150 I'm a secret agent. 278 00:09:10,190 --> 00:09:11,050 What? 279 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,190 I'm here to sniff out 280 00:09:12,220 --> 00:09:13,500 a counter-operative. 281 00:09:13,530 --> 00:09:14,910 You're not it, are you? 282 00:09:14,950 --> 00:09:16,020 No. 283 00:09:16,050 --> 00:09:18,260 Good. I'd hate to have to kill you. 284 00:09:18,290 --> 00:09:20,400 [ Laughing] 285 00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:22,120 So... 286 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:25,600 Are you married? 287 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,190 What do I do? 288 00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:27,150 I've never skied before. 289 00:09:27,190 --> 00:09:30,260 Ah, you'll be great. 290 00:09:30,290 --> 00:09:30,770 All set. 291 00:09:30,810 --> 00:09:31,840 You can ski. 292 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:32,670 Just like that? 293 00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:33,290 It's a short lesson 294 00:09:33,330 --> 00:09:35,600 but pretty expensive. 295 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:36,190 Let's go. 296 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:37,220 Follow me. 297 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,150 Hey, wait up. 298 00:09:41,190 --> 00:09:42,190 You're going too fast. 299 00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:43,880 I'm new at this. 300 00:09:43,910 --> 00:09:46,330 How do I stop again? 301 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:47,910 How you doing back there? 302 00:09:47,950 --> 00:09:49,020 I'm doing fine! 303 00:09:52,710 --> 00:09:54,120 So let me get this straight. 304 00:09:54,150 --> 00:09:57,260 Your mission is to bring down Dr. Cyclops 305 00:09:57,290 --> 00:09:59,120 who, through his ring of operatives 306 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:02,430 is trying to destabilize the balinese government. 307 00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:04,460 Yeah, plus there's some unbelievable stuff 308 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:05,910 I just can't tell you. 309 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:08,530 What kind of doctor isdr. Cyclops... 310 00:10:08,570 --> 00:10:09,980 A psychiatrist? 311 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:12,670 No. He's not really a doctor. 312 00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:14,050 He may have a Ph.D. 313 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,810 But Dr. Cyclops is just his code name... 314 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,670 And he hates it. 315 00:10:18,710 --> 00:10:21,050 Where are all your clever spy gadgets? 316 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,190 Well, check out this baby. 317 00:10:25,430 --> 00:10:26,460 A toothpick. 318 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,150 A poisoned toothpick. 319 00:10:28,190 --> 00:10:30,260 Perfect, especially if Dr. Cyclops 320 00:10:30,290 --> 00:10:32,330 just had corn on the cob. 321 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,290 Hi, aunt hilda. 322 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:34,670 Sabrina, finally. 323 00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:36,650 I thought you were only skiing for a couple hours. 324 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,740 I thought so too but it turns out I'm a natural. 325 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:40,670 Want some hot chocolate? Please. 326 00:10:40,710 --> 00:10:43,400 Great. You're just in time for a family dinner. 327 00:10:43,430 --> 00:10:44,820 Actually, Doug and I just wanted to collapse 328 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:45,980 in front of the volcano. 329 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,570 Then Zelda and I will have a family dinner. 330 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,400 Actually, we just saw her on the slopes. 331 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:51,710 I think she's night skiing. 332 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:52,460 Great. 333 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,430 Then I'll just have 334 00:10:53,460 --> 00:10:55,600 a family dinner all by myself. 335 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:59,190 You know, I realize I'm not family... 336 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:00,120 Yet. 337 00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:02,770 Uh, but I'd be happy to chow down with you. 338 00:11:02,810 --> 00:11:04,330 Would you let me try your entree? 339 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,190 Sure. 340 00:11:05,220 --> 00:11:07,770 Okay. 341 00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:08,710 Here you go. 342 00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:10,770 Do you take marshmallows? 343 00:11:10,810 --> 00:11:11,810 The little ones. 344 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:14,910 Thanks. 345 00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:16,670 This is nice. 346 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,050 Whoa, toasty! 347 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:20,220 You want to play cribbage? 348 00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:21,330 I'd love to. 349 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,050 How does it work? 350 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,020 You don't know? 351 00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:26,360 Now you do. 352 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,950 Great. Deal me six. 353 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,190 We'll play till I skunk you. 354 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:30,460 That could take a while. 355 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:31,500 I've got time. 356 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:41,570 I don't believe this 357 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,640 you have a talking dog? 358 00:11:42,670 --> 00:11:44,020 I have a talking cat. 359 00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:44,840 Really? 360 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,500 Don't pets make the best of friends? 361 00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:49,330 You get total loyalty, unconditional love. 362 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,190 You've never had a cat 363 00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:51,220 have you? 364 00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:54,640 What's going on? 365 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:55,770 They turn the lodge 366 00:11:55,810 --> 00:11:57,570 into a cheesy disco at night. 367 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,670 You want to dance? 368 00:11:58,710 --> 00:11:59,430 Sure. 369 00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:01,460 All right. 370 00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:23,570 Ring. 371 00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:35,950 ♪ Ooha, ooha 372 00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:37,910 ♪ ooha, ooha 373 00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:39,050 hey! 374 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:42,360 Someone has to make a science diet run. 375 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,330 Wait. 376 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,150 Did I just hear the phone? 377 00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:48,050 Hello. 378 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,810 Hi. This is Harvey. 379 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,710 I know Sabrina's not home. 380 00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:53,670 I thought maybe you could get a message to her. 381 00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:55,020 If it's short. 382 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:57,150 I don't have anything to write with. 383 00:12:57,190 --> 00:13:00,290 The message is that I'm going to sleep now 384 00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:02,600 and maybe I'll talk to her tomorrow. 385 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,770 Got it. 386 00:13:03,810 --> 00:13:04,810 Thanks. 387 00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:17,810 [ Whooping] 388 00:13:26,050 --> 00:13:27,980 Morning, ski-bunny. 389 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,500 I ache all over. 390 00:13:29,530 --> 00:13:31,810 Skiing is easy, but disco is hard. 391 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:35,020 You had a message at the front desk to call Salem. 392 00:13:35,050 --> 00:13:36,150 Wonder what he wants? 393 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,020 [ Phone rings] 394 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:40,640 Huh? Hello? 395 00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:41,600 No. You didn't wake me. 396 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,050 I was just... reading. 397 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,080 You were looking for me? 398 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,290 Yeah. Harvey called last night 399 00:13:47,330 --> 00:13:49,600 and asked me to tell you he was going to sleep. 400 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:50,570 Weird. 401 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,190 I wonder what... 402 00:13:52,220 --> 00:13:54,500 Oh, my god, I totally forgot! 403 00:13:54,530 --> 00:13:56,120 I got to go. 404 00:13:56,150 --> 00:13:58,120 You're welcome. 405 00:13:58,150 --> 00:14:00,120 I am such a jerk. 406 00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:01,910 [ Sighs] 407 00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:03,190 Hello? 408 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:04,150 Hey, Sabrina. 409 00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:05,430 I'm sosorry 410 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:06,460 I didn't call last night. 411 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,640 I... I must be on Mars or something. 412 00:14:08,670 --> 00:14:09,910 Hey, don't worry. 413 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,330 I wasn't like waiting by the phone. 414 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,400 So, did you lose your mittens? 415 00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:17,500 No. Thanks to the mitten minders my mittens were minded. 416 00:14:17,530 --> 00:14:18,740 Hey, Sabrina... 417 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,500 Oh, you're on the phone. 418 00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:23,080 Yeah. I'll be off in a sec. 419 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:23,880 Who was that? 420 00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:25,330 My ski instructor. 421 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,980 Oh, cool, you took lessons. 422 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:28,220 Do you like your teacher? 423 00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:30,460 Yeah. He's... fine. 424 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,400 It sounds like you're having fun. 425 00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:35,080 Hey, I got all new socks and two new shirts yesterday. 426 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,020 That's great. 427 00:14:36,050 --> 00:14:37,840 I can't wait to see them. 428 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,770 Okay. Bye. 429 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:44,640 Aunt Zelda... 430 00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:45,810 Aunt Zelda! 431 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,190 What a pleasant surprise. 432 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,770 Surprise? I've been skiing behind you 433 00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:51,120 for the past five miles screaming your name. 434 00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,190 What's going on? 435 00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:56,050 I have a very, very serious problem. 436 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,220 Doug asked me to go on a picnic with him tonight. 437 00:14:58,260 --> 00:15:01,430 Well... seriously, that sounds like fun. 438 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:03,360 But I'm not supposed to be having fun. 439 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,430 Why not? 440 00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:05,750 Because I promised myself I wouldn't 441 00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:08,530 and then I met Doug, and now I'm all confused. 442 00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:10,430 I mean, how can I like Doug when I like Harvey? 443 00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:12,600 Sabrina, you're very young 444 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:14,570 and odds are, over the next ten years 445 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,080 you will meet and like many different boys. 446 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,020 Thank you for that sweeping generality 447 00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:20,500 but what do I do about tonight? 448 00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:21,710 Do you want to go? 449 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:22,980 Yeah, but I'm worried 450 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:24,810 it would hurt Harvey's feelings. 451 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,080 Well, then you have to weigh your desire to go 452 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,400 versus your desire not to hurt Harvey. 453 00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:31,710 Or I could go, and Harvey will never find out. 454 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,150 Bad idea. 455 00:15:33,190 --> 00:15:34,570 Relationships are hard enough 456 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,020 when you're honest. 457 00:15:36,050 --> 00:15:38,400 You start hiding things, you're taking a risk. 458 00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:40,330 But it's your choice. 459 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,150 I can't make the decision for you. 460 00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:43,330 Are you sure? 461 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,050 It would really help me out. 462 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:46,910 Ah! 463 00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:47,840 Oh, you're back. 464 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,740 I made it all the way down Olympus mons. 465 00:15:50,770 --> 00:15:51,950 It was spectacular. 466 00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:54,530 Oh! You should have used more sun block. 467 00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:56,290 Enemy transmissions 468 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,220 are definitely coming from some... 469 00:15:58,260 --> 00:15:58,910 [ Yells] 470 00:15:58,950 --> 00:15:59,770 Ooh. 471 00:15:59,810 --> 00:16:01,020 Who's she? 472 00:16:01,050 --> 00:16:02,050 My sister. 473 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:02,840 Who are you? 474 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,190 Warren, he's a... 475 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:05,190 Insurance salesman. 476 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:07,020 Are you covered? 477 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,050 Just kidding. 478 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,710 Okay let's go to the family dinner. 479 00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:12,190 Shouldn't we wait for Sabrina? 480 00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:14,530 Who's Doug? She went with Doug. 481 00:16:14,570 --> 00:16:15,950 Her ski instructor. 482 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:19,880 I hope she made the right decision. 483 00:16:19,910 --> 00:16:21,050 Here we are. 484 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,460 Wow. Picnic in a crater. 485 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,150 Oh, it's not just a crater. 486 00:16:25,190 --> 00:16:27,050 It's the best crater on the planet. 487 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,600 Mars is so cool. 488 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,160 You're lucky you get to live here all the time. 489 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,260 Ah, it's not that much fun. 490 00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:33,640 After the season's over 491 00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:35,220 it's just a lot of witch townies. 492 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:36,220 Well, I love it. 493 00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:38,400 It's so different and exotic. 494 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,600 Ham sandwich? 495 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,290 Sure. 496 00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:43,570 Both moons are really beautiful tonight. 497 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,220 Yeah. 498 00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:47,670 Hey, there's the Mars probe! 499 00:16:47,710 --> 00:16:48,710 Smile. 500 00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:51,880 Are you cold? 501 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:52,980 No. I'm all right. 502 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:55,710 Are you sure? 'Cause I could put my arm around you. 503 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:56,670 That's okay. 504 00:16:56,710 --> 00:17:00,710 I can just... Put my arms around myself. 505 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:03,050 I'm sensing you feel uncomfortable being here. 506 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,710 Should I walk you back to the lodge? 507 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:07,670 No... no. I'm enjoying this. 508 00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:09,290 Really? Yeah. 509 00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:10,260 Well, I'm glad... 510 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,950 'Cause I like you, Sabrina. 511 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:13,120 I like you, too. 512 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:16,810 What are you doing? 513 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,050 I was going to kiss you. 514 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,020 Kiss me? 515 00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:21,980 Well... I don't even know you that well. 516 00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:24,460 I mean, it hardly seems right to kiss someone 517 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:27,020 when you haven't even shaken hands. 518 00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:28,640 All right. 519 00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:29,570 You want to shake? 520 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,530 Okay. 521 00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:33,770 Now can I kiss you? 522 00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:34,880 I don't think so. 523 00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:35,880 Why not? 524 00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:36,980 It's your handshake. 525 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:39,600 No offense, but... I've had better. 526 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,050 That's not fair... We had gloves on. 527 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,150 Give me another chance. 528 00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:44,360 Okay. 529 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,260 Now this time... 530 00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:46,910 I'm really going to mean it. 531 00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:50,640 Uh-uh. 532 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:51,710 Geez! 533 00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:53,600 Look, it's not your fault. 534 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,330 There's a guy back on earth named Harvey, and... 535 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,460 Well, when I shake his hand, I feel all tingly 536 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,530 and when I shake yours, well... 537 00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:03,360 Frankly, it's a little sweaty. 538 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,120 It is not. 539 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,740 I'm sorry, but I have to be honest. 540 00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:08,810 So, um... 541 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,330 You want to go back to the lodge? 542 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,640 Nah. We can finish our picnic. 543 00:18:12,670 --> 00:18:14,220 I mean, we're still friends, right? 544 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,020 Of course. 545 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:18,840 Friends. 546 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:19,840 Anything? 547 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,330 Sorry. 548 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,500 [ Sighs] 549 00:18:22,530 --> 00:18:23,640 We'll be back around 5:00. 550 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:24,950 Can you come by? 551 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:25,740 Great. 552 00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:28,770 Sabrina, we have to go. 553 00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:30,050 That's weird. 554 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,080 Warren said he'd be down to say good-bye. 555 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,530 Maybe he was captured by the evil agents 556 00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:36,050 from allstate. 557 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,340 I knew I shouldn't have told you. 558 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,980 He lied about everything. 559 00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:41,840 He was very entertaining, so that makes it okay. 560 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:42,880 All set. 561 00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:45,290 Hilda? Hilda! 562 00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:46,710 I was instructed 563 00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:48,600 to abort my mission immediately, but... 564 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,600 I couldn't leave without saying good-bye. 565 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:51,910 That's so sweet. 566 00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:55,080 Now, look, we don't have much time, so, here. 567 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,570 Give me your telephone number. 568 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,910 Ah... 569 00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:59,880 Oh! geez, not with that. 570 00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:01,220 That's my vaporizing gun. 571 00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:04,050 Okay, here... Use a ball-point. 572 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,500 You just never give up. 573 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,810 There you go. 574 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,020 I'll call you. 575 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,190 [ Grinding] 576 00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:12,290 Did you hear that? 577 00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:13,980 What an odd noise. 578 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:14,770 Oh... oh, no! 579 00:19:14,810 --> 00:19:15,710 What's going on? 580 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:19,600 Oh, uh... this is the work of Dr. Cyclops! 581 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,260 She reallyknows how to pick 'em. 582 00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:25,840 [ Groaning]: I-I'll always remember you, hilda! 583 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:30,260 Oh, unless they remove my brain! 584 00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:31,880 I don't believe it. 585 00:19:31,910 --> 00:19:34,080 I guess he really was a secret agent. 586 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,330 Apparently, not a very good one. 587 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,500 But he told the truth. 588 00:19:37,530 --> 00:19:38,910 That's amazing. 589 00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:40,460 And very heart-warming. 590 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,500 If he ever escapes, you can bet he'll call. 591 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,430 Yeah. Oh, I just wish 592 00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,290 I'd given him my real phone number. 593 00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:51,770 Fluffy. Fluffy! 594 00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:56,150 Wake up, they'll be back any minute! 595 00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:56,880 Salem! 596 00:19:56,910 --> 00:19:57,880 Someone brought catnip. 597 00:19:57,910 --> 00:20:00,290 I swear I had nothing to do with it. 598 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,220 You are so lucky Harvey's here. 599 00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:04,530 Now, clean this up, and... 600 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,050 Crack a window. 601 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,150 [ Pathetically crying]: Oh, my head! 602 00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:11,840 [ Buzzer] 603 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:12,400 You're back. 604 00:20:12,430 --> 00:20:13,330 Yeah, hi. 605 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,600 Hey, new shirt. 606 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,950 And check out the socks. 607 00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:17,950 Nice. 608 00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:19,460 Let's go show 'em off at the slicery. 609 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,770 Actually... come on in. 610 00:20:22,810 --> 00:20:24,670 We need to talk. 611 00:20:24,710 --> 00:20:25,810 Talk? 612 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:26,840 Yeah. 613 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,050 You see... I want us to have 614 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,360 a completely honest relationship. 615 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,640 Okay. 616 00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:36,050 And the truth is 617 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,430 when I was on my ski vacation 618 00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:39,220 something kind of happened. 619 00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:41,190 Oh? 620 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,600 I met this amazing guy... 621 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:43,360 You did? 622 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,050 But he wasn't as amazing as you. 623 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,460 Going out with him made me realize... 624 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,810 I like you better. 625 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:52,570 Okay, let's go to the slicery! 626 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,260 [ Sighing]: Sabrina. 627 00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:56,290 Since we're being honest 628 00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:58,150 I have something to tell you, too. 629 00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,770 Really? What? 630 00:20:59,810 --> 00:21:00,880 If you're ever away 631 00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:02,430 and you meet somebody really amazing 632 00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:04,220 but you decide you like me better... 633 00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:05,710 Don't tell me. 634 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:07,460 Deal. Deal. 635 00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:11,980 [ Sighs] 636 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,020 Wow! 637 00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:18,640 No. Fellas, you got it all wrong. 638 00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:20,190 Secret agent? 639 00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:22,050 No, I'm an insurance salesman. 640 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,840 Yeah, in fact, I can prove it to you guys. 641 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,670 Here, let me just get my notebook out here 642 00:21:25,710 --> 00:21:26,530 and I'll crunch some numbers 643 00:21:26,570 --> 00:21:28,360 on a term-life policy for you. 644 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,740 Let's say you're a 30-year-old non-smoker 645 00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:34,150 with a good job and a decent medical program 646 00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:36,810 and your estimated time to die is... 647 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:37,840 Now! 648 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,670 In your eye, Dr. Cyclops! 649 00:21:43,710 --> 00:21:46,360 [ Maniacal laughter] 41580

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