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You're about to find out I'm the better twin.

Any last words?

Yeah, just know if anything happens, I love you.

What? What was that?

This is Hot Ones Versus.

In front of these contestants is a stack of deeply personal questions.

They can either tell the truth... No!

You actually did it! ...or suffer the wrath of the last day.

What the hell? Whoever eats the most wings loses.

Question one.

We have generated billions of views by continually raising the bar on wild

challenges. Today's game will be no different.

For our first challenge, both of us must now eat one of the death wings in front

of us.

Whoever takes the longest to clean the bone will have a count against their

score. So this isn't a question.

I would lie to.

Does that mean we have to eat like every ounce of the bone?

No cartilage. No cartilage. I was going to say I better have cartilage. No,

we're not eating the cartilage. You don't want to eat that. That is not the

whole wing.

Not one single piece of meat. All right.

You ready?

Ready? No, same time. Okay, ready?

Three, two, one.

I knew you were going to do it!

Dude, oh my god!

Dude, it touched my teeth and I could feel it.

Okay, three, two, one.

I'm going to eat a pup. I'm going to eat a pup.

Wait, does that mean I don't have to eat mine?

Well, you already are eating mine.

You're lucky I'm hungry.

Oh, my God.

What the hell?

I don't even know what my body is doing.

Why am I hiccuping?

What's going on, man? I thought you were going to win this thing.

Oh, my God.

It's not spicy.

I just haven't had milk yet today.

Okay. Okay. This is a wild card.

What does that mean?

Before dedicating ourselves to content creation, we were studying to become

doctors. Wow. Let's tap back into that medical knowledge in a game of

Operation.

First one to botch one of their moves must eat a death wing.

Oh, my God. What is a death wing?

This. We've been eating it. Oh, this is a death wing. Oh, yeah, because this

isn't spicy.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

I'm not going to have to steady his fingers right now for obvious reasons.

Hey, stop cheating.

I'm going for it.

No!

Does that mean I have to become a doctor now?

Okay. Here we go.

All right, you're going down.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh!

No, no, no!

Replay it! Replay it! It buzzed! It buzzed! No!

Oh, I need milk.

You're out of milk already?

Only because the milk tastes so good, not because it's spicy.

Yeah, that's not a big deal.

Guys, like I said, I'm not going to be making a face.

I'm only making a face because of how good the wings taste.

Every bite.

You made the rule, dude.

Every single piece on the wing.

It's not bad. Not bad at all. Just give me like 10 cups of milk here.

It's coming back. Why is the spice coming back?

Sibling tap.

I'm going to write down my answer, and you have to guess my response.

Okay. Guess wrong and eat a death wing.

From bizarre food challenges to elaborate pranks, the two of us have

certainly suffered for our art.

What's the most painful thing I've done on camera?

There's a lot of painful things.

What year? What year?

What year? This year.

Oh.

All right, I got it. Three, two, one.

What? Eat these wings.

Bro, you tricked me.

You punched the car window. I thought that would be the most painful thing.

I'll try that.

Who's like, look, what's a meal without anything to drink or a dessert?

Okay. All right. Eat a death wing.

I'm going for it. Can we, like, wipe off the... Eat it

fast. See, it's good until the spice kicks in.

I just realized I'm talking with my mouth full.

See, like, I'm not thinking straight. I would never do that. I don't... am i

chewing with my mouth open yeah you are dude it's because it's hot i'm going

this is nothing like we're not we're not reacting at all this is like barbecue

wings you said all right ready sibling test i'm going to write down my answer

and you have to guess my response guess wrong and eat a death wing what's the

worst video idea i ever pitched that never came to fruition what's the worst

video idea you've pitched think outside the box

Dude, give me an actual hint.

It's a trick.

Trick answer, trick question. Think outside the box?

Yeah.

Okay, ready?

Three, two, one.

Bro, outside the box?

It's what you said.

He said none. They're all bangers.

You're setting me up for failure, man. I said to think outside the box. And

that's what I said.

So he has to eat the wing now.

No.

Dude, my mouth is like red.

Are mine red? Yeah, it looks like you're wearing lipstick.

You look like you're wearing lipstick.

I look like you right now?

But I don't know how. Yeah, you look like me. What do you mean? What? No, I

mean like the red on your face. Your lips are like swollen and your face is

like swollen too.

Okay. Count me down.

Okay. Three, two, one.

I think we might have to start eating wings while we pitch video ideas.

Honestly. It's like 24-7. The process is, it's not like as formal as us

sitting down. All right, we've got to whiteboard out. We've got to do this.

We've got to do that. It's always such as talking when we're next to each other

on the flight, in the car, walking on a sidewalk.

Spontaneous. Yeah, it is spontaneous.

Sometimes it's in a hot tub at 3 a.m.

Sometimes it's in a bathtub at, I'm totally joking.

Yeah. I cannot talk because of these freaking wings. I genuinely can't think.

The player reading this card will now decide whether they want to give or

take. Once the decision has been made, both players must close their eyes.

Okay. Give.

You're going to give? Okay. No, wait. No, take.

Take. I'll take. Okay. You're going to close your eyes? Okay.

Wait, Alex, are you holding your hand out like a palm, you know, like, with

two hands or one hand? How are you doing it? Like, I just want to see if we have

plenty left.

Please, man, please.

There are few comedy tropes as time-honored as a pie to the face.

The giver can now smash a pie into the face of the taker.

However, the giver can prevent this from happening by eating it deathly.

Wait, I'm confused. Are you giving pie to me?

I'm taking it. I said I'm a taker, which means you can pie me in the face.

Or you can eat a wing.

Do I throw it? Or do I just... So you're thinking of doing it? No, no.

What are you... What should I do?

Ah, see?

This is the brother in me. The big brother in me. I'm like, he brought one

outfit.

Oh, this is my airport outfit.

Oh, God.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I can go shirtless and show off my new physique.

So it's actually a treat.

For me, I get to eat some pie and a treat for the viewers because they get

to see my sexy body.

So you're confirming you're buying me. All right.

Here we go. Wait, am I serious?

It's up to you. Okay, all right. Here we go.

All right. Three, two, one.

New body reveal. Here we go.

Oh, my.

You actually did it.

You actually took your shirt off.

That's crazy.

What? This is crazy.

I'm not trying to get my clothes dirty, man.

All right. Here we go. It's because you don't want me to eat the wing, I know.

Yeah, I know. That's why. Because I love you, man.

All right. Ready?

Here we go.

Ready? Okay. Hard or soft?

Just do it.

Okay. Here we go.

Okay. He held it there for like ten seconds.

Oh, it's good.

Here we go.

It's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last wing. You and

your opponent can add an extra dab to your final wings now.

Which one's the least spicy?

Apollo.

Apollo. All right, we're going to go for the spiciest one, Apollo.

You guys think of all them nice, juicy drips in there?

Okay, here you go, Alan. I'll let you decide. No, you decide.

Really? Yeah.

I got all these flashbacks playing in my mind of what you did to me this video.

Ooh, look at that.

Look at that.

Here we go. Look at that.

Trust and timing are two of the most important skills for any successful

comedy duo.

Now, those tools must save you from the last stab.

The two of us must rely on each other to successfully complete three household

tasks. However, I will be unable to use my hands and you will be unable to see.

Um, what the?

Okay, we're going to have you two stand up real quick.

Right?

He's blocking me now.

That was for the camera.

This is nice.

You can't grab it, man. My belly's not that big.

We may have to swap.

Look, left hand, left hand.

Toothbrush. There we go. All right.

Toothpaste. Grab it, grab it, grab it. Where is it? Oh.

Here we go. Right there. Open it. All right. Squeeze it out.

Up, up, up, up, up, up. When you say up, what do you mean? To your left, to your

left. No, to your left, to your left. Wait, are you blind?

Is he actually blind? Now brush my teeth.

Here we go.

Burn. All right!

Look at that!

Easy. Too easy.

Oh, Alex!

Bro, you got drool on me.

To the left?

Yeah, there we go. Yep, keep tilting it.

More, more, more.

Where is that? Look, just tell me where.

He's got that, like, seventh sense or something.

You got it.

Keep going.

Yep. Keep going. Yeah, right there. There we go.

Yes, sir, Alan.

Now feed me.

Yeah.

That's got to be a pass, right?

You're wrapping paper to the left.

Get right there.

Okay. All right. Yeah, yeah. Just keep pressing everything down. Yes, just like

that. Keep wrapping it. Keep wrapping it. Keep wrapping it.

There we go. Look at that.

There we go.

Okay, to the left. Yep, keep pushing it down. No, keep straight, straight.

Yep, there we go. Yeah, there we go. Now tear it. Tear it out. Yeah.

Nice. Yeah, just like that. Yeah, keep going, keep going.

That's good. Here we go, here we go.

Here we go.

Yeah, cut it. Ah!

Cut it!

Honestly, this is how it would have turned out either way.

That means we don't have to have our final wing.

We don't get to try them? I would not advise having one.

We should try one bite of it. I want to.

All right, I'll try one bite.

Instead of hot one versus, hot one together.

Hot one together.

Just take a bite.

Just one bite.

All right, ready?

Yep, I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay, all right. Three, two.

One.

Guys, I'm still not making a face.

I'm not.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man!

Woo!

Holy crap, that is spicy.

Oh, man.

Oh.

How are you feeling?

I'm actually crying.

Oh, my God.

We can leave with saying that.

This man right here had no reaction, right?

Wait, can you see the tears?

Easy.

Torturous.

I don't think we could have gotten any closer.

Well, we're going to be bringing that same energy to what? To our Netflix show

that we have dropping. We have an original that we've been developing.

So super excited for everyone to check that out.

At the end of the day, it's night.

Is there anything you would have done differently about your approach to the

game? My approach to the game?

Not showed up.

Hot Ones together.

Hey, what's going on, Hot Ones fans?

You know you can catch me every Thursday interviewing celebrities over the wings

of death.

But if you're looking for a little more Scoville-laced action, tune in Tuesdays

for Hot Ones Versus. It's the show where celebrities go head-to-head. They either

tell the truth.

or suffer the wrath of the last dab.

So tune in Tuesdays for a front-road seat to the fiery fights and celebrity

clashes. That's Hot Ones vs.

Tuesdays on First We Feast. Don't miss it.