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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,170 --> 00:00:18,050 Previously on Breaking Bear. 2 00:00:18,430 --> 00:00:23,010 Things have changed all around Bear Mountain. We're not finding food. We're 3 00:00:23,010 --> 00:00:23,869 going to starve. 4 00:00:23,870 --> 00:00:25,390 What the frack? Exactly. 5 00:00:25,730 --> 00:00:26,850 Fracking for oil. 6 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:31,230 And it's happening all over the forest now. Humans are the real enemy. 7 00:00:31,530 --> 00:00:34,430 Look at this. A selection of gourmet rock salt. 8 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,410 Huh? 9 00:00:37,490 --> 00:00:41,450 Someone might be stealing our damn rock. 10 00:00:46,890 --> 00:00:48,410 I could make you guys my partners. 11 00:00:48,710 --> 00:00:52,590 You understand you cannot eat human flesh ever again. 12 00:00:53,850 --> 00:00:56,350 Cher, I said no! 13 00:00:57,790 --> 00:00:59,810 What? Fuck! 14 00:01:05,170 --> 00:01:09,650 Oh, my fucking God, this is fucking delicious. 15 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:12,970 Cher, stop. Now. 16 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,540 These drugs are for selling so we can save the forest. Not for you. 17 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,860 These ribs are delicious. 18 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:51,540 I have a question. If I eat a man's penis, would that make me, you know, 19 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:52,600 gay? 20 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:54,560 Uh, not necessarily. 21 00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:59,600 According to statistics, most heterosexual males have dabbled in some 22 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:00,820 harmless experimentation. 23 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,940 Oh, you meant actually. 24 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:12,860 Gives new meaning to the word junk food. 25 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:19,440 Oh, my God. Someone really needs to invent after Wienerman. 26 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:21,100 You mean this? 27 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,800 You know, I just realized I should have eaten his balls first, you know, as an 28 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,040 appetizer instead of for dessert. 29 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:34,480 Um, you got a bit of scrotum on your front tooth? 30 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:35,680 Uh-huh. 31 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:40,320 I feel guilty I didn't share this with you, Dwight. He was your friend, and I 32 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,780 bet you would have liked to taste his penis. 33 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,120 No, I wouldn't have. 34 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:44,800 He was circumcised. 35 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,140 I wonder if uncircumcised has a different flavor profile. 36 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:54,760 I love that! Fool! You don't get high on your own supplies. 37 00:02:55,420 --> 00:02:58,360 Look at you. Five minutes into your new career as a drug dealer, and you're 38 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:02,380 already quoting Scarface to me like you're, what, the kingpin? You know I am 39 00:03:02,380 --> 00:03:03,580 a badass bear! 40 00:03:04,380 --> 00:03:05,380 I... 41 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:14,160 Of course not. You're fine. Because if my nose is bleeding, I am fully prepared 42 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,300 to do booty bumps. 43 00:03:15,660 --> 00:03:17,240 Now, everyone, please focus. 44 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:19,800 Our mission is to save the forest. 45 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,220 Booty bumps? 46 00:03:22,580 --> 00:03:25,440 Yeah. It's just what it sounds like. 47 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,920 It's a recipe that is very complicated and took us a long time to perfect. 48 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:11,140 Recipe? Yeah, like baking chocolate chip cookies. 49 00:04:11,380 --> 00:04:16,860 Yum. Except chocolate chip cookies don't contain antifreeze, hydrochloride, 50 00:04:16,899 --> 00:04:21,019 dollar store bug spray, brake fluid, methanol, magnesium, sodium, benzoate, 51 00:04:21,079 --> 00:04:22,380 oxide, battery acid. 52 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:25,160 I hope there's no raisins. Good God, no. 53 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:27,520 Raisins are the devil's dingleberries. 54 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:29,020 Now, come on. 55 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:31,070 Let's whip this up some meth. 56 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:39,070 What's with these outfits? 57 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:44,450 I feel like Madonna's gynecologist. It's too tight. I feel trapped. If I can't 58 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:48,070 have meth, I need a honey jar. I need a honey jar. Calm down, buddy. Okay, I'm 59 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:49,070 sure there's honey here somewhere. 60 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:51,370 You mean bee poop? Check that cupboard. 61 00:04:54,410 --> 00:04:55,690 Finally, honey jar. 62 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:04,960 That smells so bad, but... I 63 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,720 am a badass bear! 64 00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:09,820 I am rubber, you are glue! 65 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,960 I wish I could sniff them, too! 66 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:18,300 Stop him! 67 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,300 Oh, no! 68 00:05:22,460 --> 00:05:26,860 You got your honey in my meth! You got your meth in my honey! 69 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:31,570 Oh, my God, are you thinking what I'm thinking? That this is just like when 70 00:05:31,570 --> 00:05:37,270 Taco Bell introduced the Doritos Locos Tacos? Not exactly that, no, but, uh, 71 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,450 yes, I think we're on the same wavelength here. 72 00:05:41,670 --> 00:05:43,170 That smells amazing. 73 00:05:45,850 --> 00:05:49,050 It does smell really good. I have an idea. 74 00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:53,370 You move. 75 00:05:53,510 --> 00:05:54,510 What the hell are you doing? 76 00:05:54,910 --> 00:05:58,410 The best way to capture market share is to create a unique product that no one 77 00:05:58,410 --> 00:05:59,410 else has. 78 00:05:59,510 --> 00:06:01,310 Honey nut meth. 79 00:06:01,550 --> 00:06:03,490 Two great tastes that go great together. 80 00:06:04,010 --> 00:06:06,150 Like the Taco Bell Doritos Ojos Tago? 81 00:06:06,350 --> 00:06:07,329 Did you skip lunch? 82 00:06:07,330 --> 00:06:08,570 No. This. 83 00:06:09,350 --> 00:06:10,350 Petrified bunny poop. 84 00:06:10,590 --> 00:06:12,990 No. These are pine nuts, you Neanderthals. 85 00:06:14,470 --> 00:06:15,470 And look. 86 00:06:15,590 --> 00:06:16,590 Paper towels? 87 00:06:16,830 --> 00:06:18,390 Were you dropped on your head? 88 00:06:18,990 --> 00:06:20,710 Spices. Fucking spices. 89 00:06:21,230 --> 00:06:23,270 Jeez, relax already, would ya? 90 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:24,720 I know, spices. 91 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:28,220 And I really don't appreciate you bringing up the fact that I was dropped 92 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:29,260 on my head in front of everyone. 93 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:32,180 Okay, let's try this. 94 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,040 Now, stir it. 95 00:06:45,540 --> 00:06:46,880 It smells delicious. 96 00:06:47,380 --> 00:06:50,600 Wink always tasted it, but he's dead. 97 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:57,110 Right. I'd do it, but I think the lingering aftertaste of cock and balls 98 00:06:57,110 --> 00:06:59,930 in my mouth right now might be messing with my sophisticated palate. 99 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:04,190 My sophisticated palate hasn't been tainted by taint. Let me try it, please. 100 00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:09,110 Please? Pretty please? Pretty please? 101 00:07:09,370 --> 00:07:12,150 With sugar on it? And by sugar, I mean meth? 102 00:07:12,570 --> 00:07:14,550 Alistair, stay in control. 103 00:07:15,010 --> 00:07:16,270 Well, okay. 104 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:19,730 Just a little taste. One tiny puff. 105 00:07:24,159 --> 00:07:25,159 Hmm. And? 106 00:07:27,340 --> 00:07:33,900 Uh-huh, uh-huh. The honey is coating my throat. The bouquet is smoky, full 107 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:38,620 -bodied yet delicate. I taste, I taste the pine nuts. But with just a whisper 108 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:43,420 of fresh truffles and the aftertaste, my God, it's almost buttery. My word, it is 109 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:44,660 so piquant. 110 00:07:45,150 --> 00:07:46,150 And scrumptious. 111 00:07:46,490 --> 00:07:50,330 Well, sure. I mean, I would have come up with that, too, if I hadn't just eaten a 112 00:07:50,330 --> 00:07:52,310 dick. Okay, that's enough for now. 113 00:07:52,690 --> 00:07:55,370 Nobody tell this badass bear how much to smoke! 114 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:04,690 Okay, 115 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:06,770 we need to meet your distributor. 116 00:08:07,090 --> 00:08:09,870 Oh, uh, Wink handled distribution. 117 00:08:10,330 --> 00:08:12,190 I don't know who his connection was. 118 00:08:12,570 --> 00:08:14,570 Jesus, you are a terrible drug dealer. 119 00:08:14,970 --> 00:08:16,410 Well, my heart isn't teaching. 120 00:08:16,770 --> 00:08:17,970 What do you teach, chemistry? 121 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:21,010 No, I am the drama teacher. 122 00:08:21,410 --> 00:08:25,870 See, I was hired after the governor started a new school. And the plan 123 00:08:25,870 --> 00:08:31,850 was... As your governor, I want to proclaim a new day of freedom as we open 124 00:08:31,850 --> 00:08:36,789 this junior high school and welcome the man we are naming the school after. 125 00:08:37,230 --> 00:08:41,409 No government should tell you what to put in your child's body. 126 00:08:41,890 --> 00:08:47,540 That is why... I am proud to open the Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Junior High School 127 00:08:47,540 --> 00:08:49,140 for the vaccine hesitant. 128 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:58,840 Everything was great until... So it seems the few kids have polio 129 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,920 and the media's making a big deal about it. 130 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:06,520 Did polio stop Franklin D. Roosevelt from becoming president? 131 00:09:06,940 --> 00:09:07,940 No! 132 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:12,630 As he said, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. 133 00:09:12,990 --> 00:09:16,570 Are we scaredy cats who fear polio? 134 00:09:16,830 --> 00:09:21,470 No! Are we wimps who are scared of a little paralysis? 135 00:09:21,910 --> 00:09:27,830 No! Do you want Big Pharma's polio vaccine or natural immunity? 136 00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:29,970 Natural immunity! 137 00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:32,710 There's only one thing to do. 138 00:09:39,690 --> 00:09:44,550 You tested positive for polio. We'll be making out with those who need natural 139 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:45,550 immunity. 140 00:09:46,130 --> 00:09:47,930 Let's start kissing. 141 00:09:51,990 --> 00:09:56,290 So how did that go? 142 00:09:56,570 --> 00:10:01,430 Unfortunately, 90% of our kids ended up paralyzed. And to afford making the 143 00:10:01,430 --> 00:10:05,210 school wheelchair accessible, we have to cut the school musical. 144 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:19,300 That's when I discovered that our janitor, Wayne, was selling drugs to 145 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:20,300 kids. 146 00:10:26,140 --> 00:10:30,060 What you are doing is horrible, disgusting, immoral. 147 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:31,820 I'm alerting the police. 148 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:35,220 Unless you help me pay for the school musical. 149 00:10:36,380 --> 00:10:38,360 And that's how we became partners. 150 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,080 Blackmail. 151 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,140 the best way to start a friendship. 152 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,120 Yeah, just like Trump and Putin. 153 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,440 I'd love to see those Polaroids. Right? 154 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:51,640 So what you're telling us is that you have no underworld connections 155 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,600 whatsoever. None. 156 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,420 Oh, wait. 157 00:10:56,140 --> 00:11:00,160 Actually, I have this former student, the most talented actress I ever worked 158 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,980 with. She might be able to help. 159 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,200 Move over. 160 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:17,719 Hello. Hello. 161 00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:20,280 Hi, how are you? 162 00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:22,340 Good. 163 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:26,660 Are you by any chance with Flo Flo, the street house so sweet they named her 164 00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:28,560 twice? And if so, may I talk to her? 165 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:34,280 Oh, why, is that my favorite teacher of all time, Mr. Salter? 166 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,220 My favorite student of all time. 167 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:40,680 What a surprise to have you visit me at work. 168 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,180 Can you give me one second to finish up? 169 00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:44,500 You betcha. 170 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,560 Hang on! 171 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,700 She's going as fast as she can. 172 00:11:55,260 --> 00:12:00,100 You know, I wouldn't be who I am today if you hadn't cast me as Mimi in Rent. 173 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:04,500 It showed me you could be a drug addict with AIDS and still be glamorous. 174 00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:09,180 In fact, if I hadn't learned about method acting from you, I never even 175 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:10,180 would have tried heroin. 176 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:11,660 Thank you, Mr. 177 00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:14,880 Seltzer. Hey, I put the meth in method. 178 00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:18,760 Musical theater really does change people's lives. 179 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,720 Let me introduce you to my partners. 180 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,180 Ah! They're bears! 181 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:25,380 Grizzly bears! 182 00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:26,800 Who's gonna buy meth from bears? 183 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,100 They'll scare everybody. 184 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,760 Folks buy stuff from scary people all the time. 185 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,740 Jeff Bezos. Elon Musk. 186 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:33,940 Kim Kardashian. 187 00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:35,610 Us? Scary? 188 00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:38,690 I think my good friend Dwight here would disagree. 189 00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:40,130 See? 190 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:43,190 But we're like big teddy bears. 191 00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:44,889 That's it. 192 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,170 Big teddy bears. 193 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,410 We'll just tell people you're furries. 194 00:12:48,790 --> 00:12:50,490 Furries? Yes. 195 00:12:50,810 --> 00:12:55,670 Horny, kinky people merely dress up like animals. You'll be full-time, 24-hour 196 00:12:55,670 --> 00:13:01,970 lifestyle furries. I like it. A human in a fur suit, which is kind of like what I 197 00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:02,970 really am. 198 00:13:03,290 --> 00:13:04,290 Flo Flo, please. 199 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:07,770 We really need your help. You said it yourself. You'd be living a very 200 00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:09,630 different life right now if it weren't for me. 201 00:13:10,110 --> 00:13:11,110 That's true. 202 00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:16,150 I suppose I could set up distribution for you. Do you remember Katie Durant, 203 00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:17,670 Josie Wells, and Chrissy Cotillion? 204 00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:20,070 Some of my most talented students. 205 00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:21,990 They could help us. 206 00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:47,810 We need a top-notch sales team for this stuff, and nobody knows how to sell 207 00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:52,270 better than you whores. Being cast as a prostitute changed my life. 208 00:13:52,510 --> 00:13:56,570 Katie, you were better than Nicole Kidman playing that whore in Moulin 209 00:13:56,570 --> 00:14:00,790 Rouge. Look at you. You got a great career, and without the indignity of 210 00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:03,550 having to compromise your morals by sleeping with Tom Cruise. 211 00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:06,350 What show were you in that influenced your life? 212 00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:08,370 I resent your implication. 213 00:14:08,970 --> 00:14:12,530 Musical theater didn't affect my lifestyle choices in any way. 214 00:14:12,790 --> 00:14:15,520 So... What show are you in? Pretty Woman the Musical. 215 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:22,140 I still can't believe all my favorite students stayed friends and still work 216 00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:25,420 in an aspect of the entertainment industry where you get to hone your 217 00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:27,320 acting skills on a one-on-one basis. 218 00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:31,660 And we're so happy to help with the funding for musical theater. Let me 219 00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:35,500 propose a toast to junior high school musical theater. 220 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:37,840 To the theater! 221 00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:57,810 You'll be awake for life. 222 00:14:58,090 --> 00:15:00,030 Just give it a try. 223 00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:03,630 Find a glory hole in the bathroom. 224 00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:27,470 You've had some feed or snacks that suck you up before. 225 00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:32,290 But besides a certain heart attack, we're sure that you'll adore. 226 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:37,910 That our recipe's your destiny for flavorful calamity. 227 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:42,910 Inside a pipe. Now suck me just right. 228 00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:47,310 Coming up, math is your ticket to paradise. 229 00:15:48,110 --> 00:15:51,030 You've got some strong ones you're hooked on. 230 00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:09,610 Well, 231 00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:12,570 this is our last stop. 232 00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:18,570 I'm so proud of you. Aw, thank you, Mr. Salter. Good luck with your musical. 233 00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:20,250 Oh, thank you. 234 00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:22,170 Mr. Salter? 235 00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:26,730 4'10", 4'20". 236 00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:35,690 420. What the hell? 237 00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:37,710 I fainted. Go away. 238 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,030 You fainted? 239 00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:41,930 Yes, I did. I'm talking in my sleep. I'm fully asleep. 240 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:44,150 Deep, deep REM sleep. No need to hit. 241 00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:45,890 Go away now, please. 242 00:16:46,430 --> 00:16:51,010 Nice try, buddy. You think I don't know what fake sleep is? I was married for 20 243 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,330 years. Let me show you how I'd wake Margaret up. I'm awake! 244 00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:57,080 Good night, Margaret. 245 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:06,599 What is going on? 246 00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:11,940 Let us out! What made you fools think you could sell meth here? 247 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:13,440 Don't get me wrong. 248 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:18,160 I love the whole furry gimmick, but this is our territory. 249 00:17:18,619 --> 00:17:19,760 Read our tattoos. 250 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:22,280 Our territory fucking? 251 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,560 Switch! 252 00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,859 Territory our fucking. 253 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:32,660 Switch our fucking territory. 254 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,500 That's very intimidating. 255 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,180 Karen! 256 00:17:37,980 --> 00:17:39,740 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 257 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,220 That's Flammation Point? 258 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:46,260 Holy shit, they're not messing around! 259 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:47,359 That's right. 260 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,180 Know what these teardrops mean. 261 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:50,780 You're sensitive? 262 00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:53,260 No. You've been chopping onions. 263 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:56,170 No. You all just watched Avengers Endgame? 264 00:17:56,430 --> 00:18:00,310 These tears mean we killed for this territory and will kill again. 265 00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:04,510 We are the only meth distributors in this area. 266 00:18:04,990 --> 00:18:06,610 Mine's actually a raindrop. 267 00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:08,530 Really makes your swastika pop. 268 00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:09,790 Good for you. 269 00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:11,030 Oh, thank you. 270 00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:13,250 Now, what do you guys want from us? 271 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,890 We want the formula for your honey nut meth. 272 00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:20,890 Never. Well, then we keep you in this cage and we watch you starve when we 273 00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:21,950 smoke all your shit. 274 00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:23,770 All of it? 275 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,060 Can you at least blow the smoke towards me? 276 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:32,120 Oh, the bouquet is so sophisticated. 277 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,520 It's pecan and scrumptious. 278 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,460 There are 200 million white men in America. 279 00:18:56,680 --> 00:19:00,700 Every four years, how many of those 200 million white men gets elected 280 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,800 president? Um, one? 281 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:07,860 Exactly. Why can't the other 200 million white men be president, too? 282 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,180 I don't know. 283 00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:11,780 Discrimination. Anti-white discrimination. 284 00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:16,100 They hate everything white. My doctor said to eat breads made with whole 285 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,340 grains instead of white flour. 286 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:21,680 They say diabetes is caused by white sugar. 287 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:25,500 What kind of flag do you raise when you surrender during a war? 288 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,440 The white flag. 289 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,960 Why is it white? 290 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,940 It's the flag of fear, and we Aryans are not afraid of anything. 291 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,540 Yeah! 292 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,640 Well, except black people. 293 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:40,440 We're not afraid of anything except black people. 294 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,460 I'm scared of Jews, especially Jewish bankers. 295 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:49,780 OK, OK, we're not scared of anything except black people, Jews, especially 296 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:52,520 Jewish bankers. And Mexicans. 297 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,820 Me too, but I do like taco salad. 298 00:19:57,620 --> 00:20:01,700 I'm scared of trans people using the same bathroom as me. Oh, yeah? I'm 299 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,700 scared of that, too. 300 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:08,000 Damn it! Okay, we're totally fearless, and nothing scares us except for black 301 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:13,180 people, Jews, Jewish bankers, Mexicans, and trans people using bathrooms. 302 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,620 And did I mention fear of commitment? 303 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:20,360 No, no, you didn't. You didn't. Then please add that and pass me the mess 304 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,940 pipe. That's a lot of fears for fearless people. 305 00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:27,120 Oh, damn! 306 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,420 This mess is good! 307 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:35,660 The bears will not replace us! The bears will not replace us! The bears will not 308 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:40,700 replace us! The bears will not replace us! The bears will not replace us! What 309 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:43,760 the fuck are they looking at? Is my Hitler tattoo moving? 310 00:20:44,629 --> 00:20:48,490 If this is what people in meth are like, I'm never smoking meth again. I hate how 311 00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:49,590 it makes me aggressive. 312 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,810 Violent. And incredibly strong. 313 00:20:52,110 --> 00:20:53,049 Oh, my gosh. 314 00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:54,490 What? I need your tie. 315 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,370 Now put your hands on the bars at the door and try and pull them apart. 316 00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:03,670 I can't pull them apart. 317 00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:07,710 You told me to never do meth again. 318 00:21:08,190 --> 00:21:11,210 Unless we're trapped in an Aryan Brotherhood bear-proof cage. Inhale. 319 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:46,050 smoking meth can i just eat one more human god damn it just one more yes okay 320 00:21:46,050 --> 00:21:52,890 but i have a question for you are you uncircumcised i'm a 321 00:21:52,890 --> 00:21:56,930 motherfucking aryan what do you think oh yeah 322 00:22:14,510 --> 00:22:20,650 but also yummier. I want to eat every Aryan's wiener. Oh, my God. 323 00:22:21,910 --> 00:22:22,970 Garrett, stop. 324 00:22:23,310 --> 00:22:24,310 Okay, okay. 325 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:26,710 Everybody stop. 326 00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:32,170 We will spare your lives, but you warn everyone in town. 327 00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:35,650 No one fucking deals meth without the permission of us bears. 328 00:22:35,970 --> 00:22:40,070 We motherfucking badass bears now rule this fucking town! 329 00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:42,030 Exclamation point. 330 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:51,670 Grab their chemicals. 331 00:22:53,090 --> 00:22:59,010 And I can't leave this dead, half-eaten body as evidence, so I'll just take it 332 00:22:59,010 --> 00:22:59,929 to go. 333 00:22:59,930 --> 00:23:01,850 Just to hide the evidence. 334 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:04,490 Whoa, damn it. 335 00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:10,390 Oh, thank God you're alive. 336 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,850 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 337 00:23:13,150 --> 00:23:14,530 It's just so slippery. 338 00:23:15,130 --> 00:23:17,850 This is what happens when you skip leg day, Jer. 339 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,000 You know how people say, do bears shit in the woods? 340 00:23:30,420 --> 00:23:31,420 Yeah. 341 00:23:32,060 --> 00:23:33,940 Well, they got it wrong. 342 00:23:36,220 --> 00:23:39,360 Bears fuck shit up in the woods. 343 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,640 Motherfuckers. 344 00:23:55,140 --> 00:23:56,640 That'll teach him. Yeah. 345 00:23:57,130 --> 00:23:59,110 Nobody tied me up without paying. 346 00:23:59,850 --> 00:24:01,250 Keep that, fucker. 25551