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you
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I think we deserve a beer, some fresh
air, and then some lunch. Yo!
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Oh, man.
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Uh, dude, are you thinking of taking a
swim?
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Why? Because, dude, you are in your
underwear in front of another guy.
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And? And because that usually only
happens if you're planning on going
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swimming or at the beginning of a gay
porno.
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Wait. How would you know what happens at
the beginning of a gay porno? Stop
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trying to change the subject, man.
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This is about you standing around once
again in nothing but your undies. We
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have talked about this so many times.
Even if it's just two guys cooking meth
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together in an RV, there are certain
workplace protocols.
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Fuck!
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File a complaint with HR.
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Oh, shit, damn, fuck!
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This water's colder than my uncle's
handjobs.
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Yo, man, what the hell is that?
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Okay, don't judge me. That water was
cold.
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No, stupid, that!
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Is someone in the RV?
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Someone might be stealing our damn
truck.
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Idiot. Those are black bears.
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Oh, dude, hey, man. There's no reason to
bring race into this.
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Show yourselves, you little Armenian
bears.
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We don't want to hurt you. We just want
our stash back.
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There you are. Now I got you, you stupid
animal.
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Oh, yeah.
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Come on, you dirty little skank. You
like that? I'm a bear. You're a human.
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This is so wrong.
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Shit! Shit! Why do I always
prematurely... Wake up!
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Every freaking hibernation! If it was
one night... Okay, I get it. But a five
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-month wet dream?
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Fuck no!
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The damn god of birth!
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Not this time, hibernation heart on
winter wood, forest footlong, because
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I'm hotter than the average bear.
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Hello.
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I'm hungry and horny. I'm randy and
ravenous.
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My favorite kind of book, a hiding place
for porn.
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Good thing these never go bad.
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My two favorite things, food and porn.
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Stop!
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My eyes!
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It burns!
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Ew! I just had my fur done.
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Relax, it's just a cream filling from my
twinkle cake.
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Sweet ghost of Pee Wee Herman. You do
this after every hibernation. Honey jar!
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Honey jar comes me. Honey jar comes me.
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Yes, it does, Pudding Pants. Yes, it
does.
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I'm here for you.
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Please tell me you weren't watching
human porn.
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No, I was doing Pilates. It's important
to stretch after hibernation, you know.
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Limber up them joints. Get rid of the
stiffness.
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Ow! The fuck?
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Barely Legal, Volume 12?
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Exactly. Barely legal.
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I'm a horny bear.
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Ew. Not a spelling bee champion. What
kind of bear wants to masturbate to
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humans having sex?
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Stop tick-shaming me. Human porn, human
TV, human food, it's all just so good.
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Sorry to interrupt your erotic TED Talk,
but while you were snoozing, I read...
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Bear codependent no more. And I'm
changing all my behavior patterns.
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You oversleep every year, and then you
expect me to take care of you and your
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brother. No more. Can I have another
honey jar? Or three? Or four? Or five?
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Of course, baby.
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Fuck, I did it again.
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You seem cranky. How long you been
awake?
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Three weeks.
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Three weeks. And you got me no food.
We're not finding food. We're going to
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starve. Things have changed all around
Bear Mountain.
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Really changed.
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I will reveal to you my secret spot for
food.
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I've had some of my finest meals here.
Take a moment and breathe in the magic
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aroma.
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Mmm, spoiled spam, moldy melons, tart
and tangy tampons.
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Nom, nom, nom.
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What the fuck? Ow!
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Oh, yeah. I should have warned you, huh?
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Turns out that while we were
hibernating, the humans bear-proofed
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every garbage can in the park.
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I can get this open.
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Ow! No! I can't! Ow! I can't! Ow!
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No, I can't!
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What about the berry bushes on Blustery
Hill?
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They are yummy.
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See, Blair, like many females, you were
edgy when you were hungry.
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Shame on you for being an alarmist once
again.
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Go ahead.
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You get some berries first, Jer.
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I know you're hungry.
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I made it.
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Black Bear!
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Black Bear!
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What the frack?
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Exactly. Fracking for oil.
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And it's happening all over the forest
now.
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Filthy motherfuckers.
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Look, they're literally sucking the life
right out of our habitat.
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Ew. At least gentrification can be kind
of cute. This is just gross.
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I don't know why the noble humans would
do that to me. Their biggest fan.
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This... It's supposed to be protected
land for the animals.
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Oh, inhale that odor.
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These humans left fruit inside cooking
knowing that we were coming.
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Care? No.
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No!
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Come on!
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Gee, did no one hear me say no?
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Whoa.
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Whoa, look at all these jars of honey.
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The rich know how to do honey right.
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This is amazing.
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Whoa.
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Help!
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There's wild bears in my brand new
luxury cabin.
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Smoked salmon.
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Fuck yeah, I'll try.
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Hey, don't bogart the fish.
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You two are disgusting.
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I mean, I've been essentially starving
in hibernation for the last few months
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too, but you don't see me.
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Who's that?
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It's just the forest protector, the park
rangers.
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They always think it's annoying yet
amusing when a bear steals food.
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Here's the thing. If you treat humans
with love and respect, you will get
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treated with love and respect back.
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Hello, lovely rangers.
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Where's the love and respect? Get down
on the fucking ground now. Stop
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resisting.
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I'm on the ground. Mr. Ranger.
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Save me, Blair.
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Save me, Blair. Why don't you just have
that tattooed on your freaking forehead?
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Get your paws up and get down on the
fucking ground.
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Fucking bear bitch. Run.
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It's locked.
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This way.
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Oh, no. They're not getting away.
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Fair warning.
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I got my own bear spray, biatches.
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Oh, shit.
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Trust me, sex is overrated.
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No, you dirty ranger bastard!
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Stop! Wait.
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What?
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Bulimia is no laughing matter.
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You know, you aren't nice, like the
rangers in cartoons.
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have any more of these darts i really
enjoyed the nap and sometimes over-the
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-counter melatonin just doesn't do the
trick i'm the new head ranger here and
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things are gonna run properly for once
humans top of the fucking food chain
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animals bottom the fucking bottom
fucking bottom is that even an option
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i didn't think i'd be happy to go back
home after months of hibernation You
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idiots broke into the governor's new
cabin, so here's your punishment.
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A remote cave is the perfect spot for
fracking flowback fluid waste.
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Ew.
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Bear Mountain is now Oil Mountain.
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You're not allowed back here.
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Fuck.
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Where are they taking us?
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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This is the worst possible
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place you guys could leave us.
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Exactly.
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This is Wolf Hollow. What the fuck are
bears doing in wolf territory?
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It's the Wolf Queen.
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Wolf Pack, assemble!
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Bears are in your territory.
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So what are you going to do about...
What the fuck?
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Mom, come here and smell.
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Mommy's busy. And stay away from that
nice man's pleated khakis.
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Human junk smells really good. I'm
getting a Bath and Body Works cucumber
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body wash scent.
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See, I'm not the only animal who
appreciates human genitalia. Wait, is
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that lavender dryer sheet with the...
Subtle top note of Costco Romano cheese
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I'm picking up. Need I remind you that
only lowly dogs smell crutches, not us
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superior wolves.
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Now get the fuck away from me, freak.
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Please don't leave us here.
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Let's find out what happens to bears in
Wolf Hollow.
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Please don't eat me. I haven't finished
my DVD yet. Don't worry, Jer.
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Bears are superior fighters.
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Three of us against six of them.
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I like the odds.
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I suck at math, but the odds are we're
fucked.
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Run!
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We
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could
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have taken them, but I think I pulled
something during my jerk fest.
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Next time, let me know if I can help.
Next time, let me know if you need me to
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lend a hand.
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I'm out with fighting the wolves.
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Hold on a second. They're not the ones
who dump toxic sludge in our house and
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cut down our forest for profit.
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Humans are the real enemy.
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Let's make a pact to stay away from all
humans.
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Oh, I'm so hungry.
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Let's look for food at London Lake.
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We could fish for salmon there.
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You do know salmon is full of mercury,
right? Too much mercury inside of you,
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and you're dead.
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Who are you? Bill Nair, the science
bear?
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Here's another fun fact.
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No food inside you, and you're dead,
too. Wait.
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Does anyone smell smoke? No. Does it
smell like burning toast? If so, you may
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be having a stroke.
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No. I can smell it, too.
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Oh, my God.
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You're both having strokes.
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What are the chances?
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I'll never survive on my own. I'll never
survive.
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Oh, never mind.
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Whoa.
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I bet whatever they're cooking is
delicious.
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Um, stay focused. We just said we would
stay away from humans. Do you need more
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examples? Look at what they've done to
our beautiful planet.
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Global warming, war, Billie Eilish.
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Population, starvation, Dr. Pimple
Popper.
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Slavery, genocide, vegan cheese.
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Easy. People suck.
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But you must admit they make great food.
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They really do. Come on, player. Can't
we just do what folks who eat at Chick
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-fil-A do? Enjoy the yummy food and
ignore the horrible people?
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Humans had their chance over and over.
I'm fed up. Do what you want. I'm
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hunting solo.
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Live, laugh, love.
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When you die of mercury poisoning, say
hi to Freddy for me.
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planning on going swimming, or at the
beginning of a gay porno.
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Wait.
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Maybe we were wrong. Smells awful.
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Our top story tonight. Shocking security
footage shows what appears to be an
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Armenian family. No, wait. It's bears
ransacking the governor's newly built
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luxury cabin in Daniel Boone State
Forest.
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We made the news?
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For more, we take you to our star
reporter on the scene.
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Hi, Tawny.
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Thanks, Ken.
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I'm standing in front of the very cabin
where a fierce, ferocious bear savagely
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broke in.
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She thinks I'm a ferocious savage.
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Ferociously sexy.
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Am I right?
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According to Ranger Darcy, the governor
was working in his office when the bears
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arrived. What would have happened to the
unsuspecting governor if he came face to
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face with these savage beasts? Do we
have to worry about these bears brutally
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attacking humans?
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No, the forest is now safe. The bears
have been ethically relocated to a
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peaceful environment far, far away from
human contact.
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But I heard that once an animal tastes
human flesh, they will want to eat it
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again and again and again.
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What if a bear did eat a human?
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In Borneo, certain tribes eat other
humans.
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They say it tastes like the most
delicious meat they've ever tasted.
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Really? How do they prepare it? They
roast it in the ground for eight hours,
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wrapped in palm leaves, and it makes the
meat incredibly tender, like fall-off
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-the-bone tender.
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Thanks, honey. That sounds delicious.
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For the first time in my life, I am not
thinking about porn.
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Blair was right. Humans stink, and so
does this place. Let's get out of here.
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Oh, look. Look, a fridge.
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Rotisserie chicken!
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Yeah, it needs some salt.
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Where do they keep it?
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Look at this. A selection of gourmet
rock salt.
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Oh, this salt... This salt has an odd
metallic taste.
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It's making my tongue go numb.
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It doesn't... It doesn't smell like
normal salt either.
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Oh, my God! Everything
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makes perfect sense now. I'm everything
and nothing.
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I can see it all so clearly. God, man,
bear, the universe.
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Have you ever seen Christopher Nolan and
Jennifer Gould together?
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No.
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Coincidence or conspiracy?
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Oh, man, what the hell is that?
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Someone in the RV?
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We have to get out of here.
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Die, motherfuckers.
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That was a bullet. Bullets can't harm
me. Nothing can harm me. I'm a badass
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bear. Hey, I need more salt.
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Fine, fuck it. We all have a drug of
choice. I need more of that rotisserie
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chicken. What the?
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Fuck, what the? We're getting robbed by
Armenians.
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Wearing crotch while eating broccoli
equals broccoli.
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We don't want to hurt you. We just want
our stack back.
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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Motherfuckers.
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Yo, there you are. Now I got you.
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Stupid animal.
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No!
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Bullets can't harm me! Nothing can harm
me!
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Nobody aims a gun at my brothers.
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You saved us.
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I'm supposed to stop saving you. God
damn it. I am so codependent. Please
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don't kill me. I'll get you anything you
want. Picnic baskets, food, honey, all
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the honey you can eat. Fuck honey. What
about this amazing rock salt?
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Fuck yeah.
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What the hell is my brother sniffing?
That is crystal meth.
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Give me your wallet.
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Dwight Salter, you're a teacher?
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Yes. Oh, yeah? Teacher, prove it. What
is algebra?
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Useless? Fuck, he's good.
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I believe manufacturing methamphetamine
with intent to distribute is a class one
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felony with a minimum 10 years sentence.
The governor cut funding for the school.
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I'm trying to help. If you watch TV, you
would know most people deal drugs as a
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way to do good.
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Their husband dies and they have to pay
the mortgage or they get cancer. And
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because we live in the only advanced
nation that doesn't have universal
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health care, we need to deal drugs to
pay the medical bills.
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So most drug dealers are good guys?
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Of course we are. We are doing bad to do
good.
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So if I, say, wanted to fight frackers
who were destroying my forest,
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could I use drug money to do that? Of
course.
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I could make you guys my partners, teach
you everything.
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Doing bad to do good.
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We are going to take our forest back.
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Was he also doing bad to do good?
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Well, no.
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He was just a meth head.
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In the meth trade, like the police
force, you do get the occasional bad
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apple. And you shot him?
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Oh, shit.
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Please help me hide the body.
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I know the best place to hide it.
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Mind you, it's not something I want to
do, but as a team player wanting to help
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you, I will agree to hide his body.
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Where?
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In my belly. I just swallowed his arm.
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Huh? What?
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I heard the reporters say animals can
never get over the taste of human flesh.
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Oh, no. No, no. I cannot believe it. You
understand you cannot eat human flesh
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ever again.
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You're right. You're right. I won't
ever... I mean, I shouldn't.
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No, I will not.
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But... Chair!
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I said no!
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What? Fuck!
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Oh, my...
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Fucking God, that is fucking delicious.
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