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WELCOME TO PASADENA
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THE COMIC CENTER OF PASADENA
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- Hi, Stuart.
-Bert.
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Is there anything new?
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It never loses its grace.
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I think I'm ready
to close a deal for Batman608.
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Excellent choice.
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What is the exchange?
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What do you think
from a can of lima beans?
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What's up, Bert?
This is almost impeccable.
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I could get a couple of cans of stew
of Dinty Moore meat for her.
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More... creamy corn.
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It's good.
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I was saving it for my birthday,
But I think I'll include it.
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Bag for cats.
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- What flavor?
- Salmon.
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- Closed.
- Yay!
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Have you gone crazy?
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Hawkeye
He doesn't deserve to be an Avenger.
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It's better not to start.
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There's a guy with a bow and arrow
who must be part of the same team
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that a guy with powered armor
by an ARC Reactor and the god of thunder?
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What sense does that make?
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I don't know.
I mean, does this make sense?
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I just mopped.
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We've already talked about this, Kyle.
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It was the third strike.
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Sorry, okay?
But you heard what he said.
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It went badly. He who started it.
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Unbelievable. Give me a hand?
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Of course.
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You know, I think the same thing
about Green Arrow.
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�, we all think,
but you don't need to kill anyone.
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Goodbye.
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- Have you ever wondered where this is going?
- No.
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- It must be better this way.
-Stuart.
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We need to talk.
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Now it's weird!
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DON'T SKIP THE OPENING!
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AND IT'S GOING TO GET EVEN WEIRDER.
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DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT PUSHING THE BUTTON
TO SKIP THE OPENING!
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OF COURSE YOU CAN,
BUT YOU WILL LOSE A LOT OF THINGS.
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FOR EXAMPLE,
THIS SONG BY DANNY ELFMAN.
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VERY GOOD, ISN'T IT?
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AND THIS ART?
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NOT BAD FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T HAVE IT
NO BUDGET
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FINALLY, THIS IS THE OPENING.
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WE WANT TO IMPROVE
EVERY EPISODE.
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OTHERWISE IT WILL LOWER
YOUR EXPECTATIONS.
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Do you have an identical twin brother?
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- No.
- Right. I have two questions.
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Just two?
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I only have a few seconds
to explain, so pay attention.
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- Who are you?
- First question.
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I'm you from another reality.
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Well, that answers that.
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- Second question.
- Listen.
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This apocalyptic nightmare
that you are living
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can be avoided,
never needs to happen.
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T�.
Now I have about six questions.
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- He can't be me.
- It looks like you.
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Prom. Emily
Mannhart. Peach schnapps.
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She was on her own.
You threw up in her lap.
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- It looks like you.
- At least I went to the dance.
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I couldn't go.
He had mononucleosis.
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Please. I don't have much time.
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Leonard Hofstadter, Sheldon Cooper,
Howard Wolowitz. Remember them?
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- Yes. Some great nerds.
- The dirty talking about the poorly washed.
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- �.
- Fair enough.
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Anyway, they invented some kind
of quantum entanglement apparatus,
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and you were there
when it failed.
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The two of us? Or is it just him?
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- It doesn't matter.
- It matters to me.
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The question is that it altered reality.
None of this should exist.
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And when you say "none of that",
I mean...
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None of that!
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The violence, the devastation.
The dimensional rifts.
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- Dimensional cracks.
- Now we know.
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None of this is normal.
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This is certainly not.
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The giant moth?
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That. The giant moth.
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If you turn off the lights,
they don't bother.
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You can fix everything. Can
make everything go back to the way it was.
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You just need to find the...
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Wait.
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If you are me from another
reality, how can you be in this?
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I don't know. I'm not a quantum physicist.
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I studied at the Faculty of Design
from Rhode Island.
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- I didn't know.
- Yeah. I have a bachelor's degree in Fine Arts.
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Really? Why never
Did you practice the profession?
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What was I going to do? Teach
teenagers drawing fruits?
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Guys, please.
The machine is still at Caltech.
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- Listen to what you need to do.
- Wait. I'll write it down.
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"How..." Damn.
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- What will shaking solve?
- Stop talking and listen.
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You know, I think I have a marker.
Excuse me.
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Listening!
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When you get to the machine...
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Damn!
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- What's going on?
- I don't know.
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I'm passing
through a type of wormhole.
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The important thing is...
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And when you find it...
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And that will fix everything.
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Did you understand anything?
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I understood the general idea.
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ADAPTATION | REVIEW | SYNCHRONY:
EMAIL | loschulosteam@gmail.com
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Good one, Steve.
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- How are you out there?
- A little cold. Bundle up well.
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Let's go?
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I don't know.
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I'm rethinking.
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What are you talking about?
We received a mission.
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Yes,
But do we believe that guy?
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That guy was you.
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That's precisely the problem.
Since when do we listen to me?
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Maybe we have
a chance to fix the world.
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I don't know.
I think it's important to ask the question:
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"This reality
Is it that bad?"
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I think it can be improved.
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What are you doing?
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What does it look like?
I'm trying to get to Caltech.
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With a printed map?
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I would use my iPhone's GPS,
but civilization seems to be over.
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Look.
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PENN AND TELLER
THEY PRESENT THEMSELVES IN EXCHANGE OF FOOD
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Juggling two
hungry wild creatures,
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As you can see, it's not difficult,
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but do it with three
tremendous stupidity.
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I saw them in Vegas.
It was a very fun night.
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Do you know who I loved in Vegas?
and I thought you wouldn't like it?
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- Who?
- C�line Dion.
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Sorry.
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It's good.
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That.
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Thanks.
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We are Penn and Teller
and we will be here until we die.
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Moth.
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My God. Look.
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Dental floss.
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- Hurry up. It's getting dark.
- It's good. Excuse me.
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How much does 30 centimeters cost?
of dental floss?
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- Mint or unflavored?
- See me with no flavor.
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Macaroni and cheese...
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Thank you. Look.
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Have gums
Healthy foods are priceless.
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- This is so good.
- Take it easy. Let's share.
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That sound wasn't good.
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Stuart?
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Denise?
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I thought you were dead.
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I thought you were dead.
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What's up? What have you been doing?
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Stealing, basically. Still
I'm writing my script.
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Great.
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- How have you been?
- Good. I still have the store.
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- How great.
- What it was?
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Don't worry, Gary.
I know both.
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So let's not steal or kill.
What are we going to do?
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Remember I talked about Stuart?
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Sure, how are you? Gary.
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Hi.
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So you two...
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You have to remember that I found
that you were dead.
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- �. No, of course. All good.
- Actually, it's a funny story.
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Gary was leaving
with my friend Lisa...
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Good girl. Jew.
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�. Anyway, Lisa was eaten
by cannibals in Sherman Oaks.
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Oh, no...
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Human flesh is not kosher.
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But I think that only matters
if the cannibals are also Jews.
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Anyway, we... console each other.
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- She does very well. Isn't it?
- Well...
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To be honest, I was more
focused on my performance.
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Anyway, we have to go.
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�, to Caltech.
We are on a mission.
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Caltech no longer exists. O
What was left became a death trap.
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We have no option.
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�. An alternative version of me
came from another universe
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and explained
How can I undo the apocalypse.
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It was really cool.
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An alternative version of you?
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�. Same pale face
and same crying voice.
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It was like looking in a mirror.
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Well, good luck.
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�. It was good to see you.
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It was good to see you too.
Have fun looting and such.
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Goodbye.
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- They will die.
- �.
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It doesn't look good.
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Because of the guns?
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That. Because of the weapons.
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Denise. What are you doing?
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Trying to keep you alive.
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I don't care about your life.
I just hope to have sex tonight.
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Gary.
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- Very kind.
- Thanks.
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- What's the plan?
- Actually, I don't have one.
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- I'm a bit of a newbie to the action genre.
- Right. Let's do it like this.
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I will create
a distraction at the gate.
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The three of you turn around and go
on the side where the trucks enter.
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It's good. And then?
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When they stop, you roll down,
they grab the chassis and get in with them.
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You've done this before.
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Well, back in the day, I was
of the Army Special Forces.
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Legal. I was a geologist.
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- Are we ready?
- Yes.
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Wait.
So it's run, roll and grab?
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Run, roll and grab.
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Sorry. I learn best by seeing.
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Not three. One, two, three.
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My God! Gary!
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- Don't move.
- Hands up.
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Stopped. Let's go.
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Tell them
your alternative version.
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Xiu.
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- Oh my God, Gary.
- How horrible. Terrible.
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But you know what?
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You will find someone else,
Maybe sooner than you think.
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Come in!
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- Wow.
- What?
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This was my geology room.
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Open your mind
of so many young people here.
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Can you speak more quietly?
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Raj?
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Perhaps. Possibly.
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Who wants to know?
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Raj, it's me, Stuart,
from the comic book store.
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Stuart?
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That. And Bert Kibbler.
You know Bert.
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- Bert?
- And Denise. Remember Denise?
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This is not real.
It's a hallucination.
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No. We're right here, it's real.
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That's exactly it
what a hallucination would say.
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What are you doing here?
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Isn't it obvious?
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I'm locked in a room,
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I haven't changed my underwear in years
and shit in a bucket.
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So you are a prisoner?
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I went on an elephant to my wedding
and now I shit in a bucket.
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Congratulations.
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For marriage.
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�. A butterfly ate her.
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Anyway,
I had time to understand everything
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and there's definitely something
wrong with this reality.
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Did you see? I tried it here and here.
And the numbers don't lie.
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- Were you telling the truth?
- You didn't believe me?
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An alternative version of you
told how to save the universe?
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Not for a second.
251
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,087
Pay attention.
252
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,507
Leonard,
Sheldon and Howard built
253
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:23,303
a variation device
and quantum interference
254
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,595
That was exactly my guess.
255
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,348
It failed and changed everything.
256
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,435
The universe, history,
the reality.
257
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,478
Okay, great. How do we fix it?
258
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,856
That's where it gets complicated. Do you know why?
259
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,481
Wait. Did you ask?
260
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,608
I'm going to assume you asked.
261
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:41,946
It gets complicated because we all
we are prisoners of the Evil One.
262
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:47,952
And the Evil One likes everything
continue exactly as you are.
263
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,663
Who is the Evil One?
264
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,960
I can't say his name. When
I mean, bad things happen.
265
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,755
Sorry. Is it Voldemort?
266
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,882
I wish it were.
You can still negotiate with him.
267
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:05,595
But if we get to the device,
Can we really restart the universe?
268
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,680
In the blink of an eye.
But it's impossible.
269
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,808
The device is surrounded by guards
armed 24 hours a day.
270
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,018
No, it's not impossible.
271
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,646
My alternate version said I am
the one chosen to fix everything.
272
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,523
He didn't say "the chosen one."
273
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,317
Well, he implied.
274
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,153
Our.
I didn't understand that at all.
275
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:28,576
All kneel before the Great Caliph
from South Pasadena, Flintridge and Monrovia.
276
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:31,371
The Supreme Ruler
of the San Gabriel Valley.
277
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,081
I'm not going to kneel to anyone.
278
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,416
It's good.
279
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,129
Hello, prisoners.
280
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,422
Kripke?
281
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:42,589
Lord Kripke.
282
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,258
It's not "Lord". � "Lord".
283
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,219
What did I say?
284
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,972
- You said "Lord".
- Is this the Evil One? Barry Kripke?
285
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,643
He apologizes. Please
he didn't know. Have mercy.
286
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,771
Pity?
If there is anything I am, it is pious.
287
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,773
Troubadours sing
about my piety.
288
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,191
Can we get up?
289
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,443
No one stands
before Lord Kripke.
290
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,321
For the last time.
It's "Lord", not "Lord".
291
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,697
You can get up. Whatever.
292
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:11,452
With all due respect, my lord,
How did the Great...
293
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,455
- Caliph.
- ...Caliph of South Pasadena?
294
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,916
I think we have time
for a little context.
295
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,836
I apologize.
You've heard that.
296
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:25,383
When everything went to space
and civilization collapsed,
297
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,678
a leadership vacuum emerged
here at university
298
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,097
and, as we all know...
299
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,016
Nature abhors a vacuum.
300
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:39,981
Exactly. So I took power, I was
with all the food, guns and girls.
301
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,775
�. End of story.
302
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,319
But this world is a nightmare.
Don't want to fix everything?
303
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:48,906
Didn't you hear right?
I got all the girls.
304
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,491
By the way,
305
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,035
Are you seeing anyone?
306
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,787
- She's with me.
- I'm not, no.
307
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,081
I'm trying to protect you.
308
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,793
Take the maiden. Take a bath
in her. Take her to my quarters.
309
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,128
I'd rather die.
310
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,337
I understand.
311
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,047
Give her a bath and kill her.
312
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,841
- What?
- No.
313
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,218
- Hey. Hands off.
- Let me go!
314
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,637
- Hands off! Hey!
- Let go of me!
315
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:17,977
- Stuart, please come back.
- Or head towards the light.
316
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:20,645
No.
317
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,608
Come on, wake up. I had an idea.
318
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,404
- Denise. Where's Denise?
- She was taken.
319
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:31,157
No!
I have to do something.
320
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,993
- Or...
- Or what?
321
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,745
You move on,
meet someone else,
322
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,079
and she is eaten by a moth.
323
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,541
- Excuse me. I had an idea.
- He speaks.
324
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:45,713
As I said,
This was my geology room.
325
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,633
She is full
of rock samples.
326
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:52,386
So let's throw rocks
in armed men?
327
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,722
Because, in case you didn't know, stone
He beats scissors, but not a gun.
328
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:58,100
Let's not throw rocks.
Let's make bombs with them.
329
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,186
- What?
- Look.
330
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,773
Potassium and a little water.
331
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,400
Everyone gives
a little step back, please.
332
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,700
Cool, right?
333
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,204
�.
If the guards go to take a shower.
334
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:21,290
No. Let's make grenades.
335
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,879
- How come I never thought of that?
- Don't be so hard on yourself.
336
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:31,092
Most people
underestimates the power of geology.
337
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,309
Sorry, guys. Time to die.
338
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:42,853
I agree. Handle.
339
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,771
But what...
340
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,902
I love you.
341
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,279
I love you too.
342
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,114
Let's go!
343
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,452
What did you do
before the end of the world?
344
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,121
- No conversation.
- What is it? I'm really going to die.
345
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:46,626
I had a podcast.
Vitamins, intestinal health.
346
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,836
- Cool.
- I received Gwyneth Paltrow.
347
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,382
My God. I think I heard that one. One
Healthy microbiota prevents dementia.
348
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:56,344
- That! Thank you, it was...
- It was good. �.
349
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,850
So, my dear,
changed your mind?
350
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,394
The choice is still
fuck you or die?
351
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,979
Look, I'm not a monster.
352
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:11,359
I'm just proposing a nice dinner,
watch a movie and see what happens.
353
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,528
- Kill me.
- Give us a minute.
354
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,535
Look.
355
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:25,831
Being the ruler of a fiefdom
post-apocalyptic can be...
356
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,459
very lonely.
357
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,587
- And your harem?
- These girls don't care about me.
358
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:35,508
They are only here for the food,
medicines and free daycare.
359
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,470
Do you want to know?
360
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,849
All good. I'll have dinner with you.
361
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,561
- Wonder.
- But you'll have to untie me first.
362
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:52,900
The basis of a relationship is
the trust. It has to start now.
363
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,569
It's good.
364
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,407
Do you like deer meat?
365
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,284
I make it with cherry glaze.
366
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,120
The secret is
reduce over low heat.
367
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:14,130
You are a very stupid man.
368
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:28,185
Be healthy.
369
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,730
You too.
370
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:35,358
Stuart.
371
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,987
- I'm glad you're okay.
- I'm glad you're okay.
372
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,950
Sorry. I am
covered in human remains.
373
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,495
Everyone is fine. Let's go!
374
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,047
- Thank God for geology.
- I thank you every day.
375
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,968
- There it is.
- Really?
376
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,053
It looks like one of those
bread making machines.
377
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:06,182
It is an interference device
variable state quantum.
378
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,349
It could be both.
379
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,769
- Can you fix it?
- Yes. I think so.
380
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,687
Calibration is wrong.
381
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,940
I have to reconfigure.
Change entries.
382
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,567
What should happen?
383
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,861
Everything simply
returns to normal?
384
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,028
Yes. Let's hope.
385
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,948
It means the two of us
Let's be together again.
386
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,826
- Calm down. I'm still grieving.
- Yeah.
387
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:27,578
I think I got it.
388
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:32,457
He didn't make it.
389
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,877
Barry! What did you do?
390
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,962
We are trying
fix the universe.
391
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,507
I don't want to fix it.
I like him the way he is.
392
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:40,883
We don't like it.
393
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,304
Raj. Talk to me, friend.
394
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,223
I am fine.
395
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,226
Maybe not.
396
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,020
Raj.
397
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,400
What will we do?
How do we fix the machine?
398
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:04,114
Look. It's my grandmother Ambulu
asking me to go with her.
399
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,200
Can't she wait a minute?
400
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,159
Apparently, no.
401
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,874
What will we do?
402
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,167
"Adjust the impedance to 0.7."
403
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,669
What?
404
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:17,836
Here it is
405
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:22,633
Beauty.
406
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,510
"Turn off the attenuator."
407
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,970
T�.
408
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,642
- Beauty.
- "Turn the main lock."
409
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,819
- Ready.
- "But before..."
410
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,029
"But before"?
What do you mean, "but first"?
411
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:51,703
This is worrying.
412
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,082
Should it be glowing?
413
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:13,809
Bert, stop.
414
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:18,939
No zombies, no moths.
415
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:21,984
No apocalypse.
416
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:28,949
It worked.
417
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,328
Look how beautiful it is.
418
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:36,081
Drug. My reign is over.
419
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,169
His bruises are gone.
420
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:41,336
�.
421
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:45,007
You're fine.
I mean, for you...
422
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,092
Where's Denise?
423
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,469
I don't know.
424
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:54,016
- I can't lose her again.
- Don't worry. She's out there.
425
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:56,101
And we will find her.
426
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,897
Everything returned to normal.
427
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,911
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