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>> So, is this like a class project or
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I'm
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board post is interesting
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but very vague.
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>> Audio post-production final.
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>> Don't most podcasts have cameras too
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now?
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Where are yours?
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>> Pretend.
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>> You're very sassy.
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And you said like 12 words since we got
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here.
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>> You know, there's a quote about men of
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few words.
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>> Enlighten me.
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>> Men of few words have nothing to prove.
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Wise men speak because they have
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something to say.
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Fools speak because they have to say
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something.
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>> Oh.
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Oh.
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I bet you're a riot at parties.
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>> Could you keep talking? I want to get
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the audio levels right.
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>> Sure.
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>> Why are you single?
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>> I don't What?
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>> Wait. Your name is spelled E O I N?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Eoin?
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>> E-O-W-E-N?
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>> What is that?
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>> It's Owen.
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>> That's not Owen.
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>> It is if you know how to read.
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>> So, you spend your whole life correcting
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people, then?
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>> Only the ones who say dumb [ __ ] into
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microphones.
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>> [snorts]
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>> Luis.
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>> What?
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>> My name.
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Accented I.
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Since we're correcting each other.
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>> I didn't ask.
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>> Didn't have to.
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You're going to have to say it
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eventually.
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>> Um
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How about you save that energy for the
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real thing?
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>> [panting]
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>> You're absolutely right.
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No time like the present. I ask again.
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>> Wait, you're not going to do an intro?
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>> Uh
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Welcome to On Air.
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>> That's what you're going to call it?
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>> [snorts]
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>> [ __ ] you. It's a work in progress. Do
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you want to do an intro or not?
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>> I'm not cutting that out.
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>> Welcome to On Air, where we say all the
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things we probably shouldn't. I'm your
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host, Luis Montoya, and today we're
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joined by my guest, Owen.
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So, Owen, why are you single?
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>> You always open like that?
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>> Depends on the guest.
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>> So, this is intentional.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Then you're asking the wrong question.
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>> Okay. What's the right one, then?
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>> Why do you care?
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>> Because I'm curious.
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>> About my relationship status?
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>> About your vibe.
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>> My vibe.
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You don't strike me as the type of guy
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to
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ask questions he doesn't already have
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answers to.
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And what answers do you think I have?
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>> That
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you clocked me as reserved.
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And fill in the rest.
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Hot or cold?
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>> Warm.
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>> Right.
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To be fair, I don't usually entertain
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guys who come on this strong.
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>> Usually?
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>> Usually.
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>> [clears throat]
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>> So, you think people misinterpret this
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whole quiet and mysterious vibe you've
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got going on.
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>> I think people have gotten too
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comfortable making assumptions about
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strangers.
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>> I mean, I wouldn't say I assumed
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anything, per se.
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>> No?
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>> I made an educated guess.
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>> Maybe that I wouldn't know what to do
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with this.
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>> Prove me wrong.
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>> I'm down to flirt.
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>> If you are.
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Be my guest.
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>> Okay, Louise.
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Why are you single?
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>> Who says I am?
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>> Call it an educated guess.
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>> By choice.
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>> [ __ ]
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>> You don't believe me?
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>> I do. I just don't think it's your
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choice.
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>> Wow.
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So, you think I'm what? Unwanted? Not
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desirable?
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>> That's not what I said.
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I just think you enjoy the chase or
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being chased.
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You just don't like the part that comes
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after.
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>> You got all that from one question?
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>> More or less.
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The difference is
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I'm not the one pretending like the
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podcast is the reason I asked.
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>> I think that is a great place
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for a bathroom break.
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Sure.
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Great.
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>> [music]
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[singing]
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>> here without you and I.
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