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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,170 --> 00:00:21,950 Hey, you were calling me? Oh, uh, yeah. Hey, sweetie. Um, stepmom just needed to 2 00:00:21,950 --> 00:00:22,950 ask you something. 3 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:28,830 This might sound weird, but do you mind if I sleep in your bed tonight? 4 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,930 Yeah, mom, I don't care. I'll sleep on the couch. 5 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:38,310 Oh, no, you don't need to do that. I mean, you're such a heavy sleeper. 6 00:00:38,390 --> 00:00:42,370 Anyways, I'll just sleep next to you. You won't even notice me. 7 00:00:42,790 --> 00:00:45,190 Why do you want to sleep in my bed? 8 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:50,700 Well, I don't know. Your father's been acting super weird. It's like how he's 9 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:53,700 been sleeping and just tossing and turning a lot. 10 00:00:54,460 --> 00:00:56,100 Oh, he's been, like, waking you up? 11 00:00:56,380 --> 00:01:01,380 Yeah, I have not gotten a good night's sleep at all. And, yeah, he's been 12 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:02,380 acting really weird. 13 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:03,480 Did you talk to him about it? 14 00:01:04,180 --> 00:01:09,100 No. Well, I tried, but he's so short with me, I think he's mad at me or 15 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:10,100 something. 16 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:12,820 Do you notice anything? 17 00:01:14,460 --> 00:01:15,460 Yeah, I don't know. 18 00:01:15,820 --> 00:01:19,800 He hasn't, like, been around that much. 19 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:24,960 Yeah, he's working late, and it's just frustrating. 20 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:29,500 Um, but, yeah, my mom. 21 00:01:30,540 --> 00:01:32,800 So, what, if he wakes you up, you're just partying? 22 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:38,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I mean, I might not sleep there, but if he, you know, 23 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:44,000 wakes me up when he comes home late from work again, I might just come make a 24 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 chair room. 25 00:01:46,130 --> 00:01:47,170 Yeah, that's fine. 26 00:01:47,790 --> 00:01:48,790 Okay, 27 00:01:49,010 --> 00:01:52,070 great. Thanks. I really appreciate it. 28 00:01:52,270 --> 00:01:53,189 Yeah, no problem. 29 00:01:53,190 --> 00:01:55,050 Okay. I'll see you later. Bye, sweetie. 30 00:02:19,870 --> 00:02:22,390 Yeah. Oh, good morning, sweetie. 31 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:23,789 Good morning. 32 00:02:23,790 --> 00:02:26,410 Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. 33 00:02:26,890 --> 00:02:32,830 I probably should have put something on, but I just always sleep naked. 34 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:36,490 I do, 35 00:02:38,130 --> 00:02:40,050 too. Oh, yeah. 36 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,590 It's my favorite. 37 00:02:42,610 --> 00:02:46,790 It's not weird. We've both seen, you know, body parts before. 38 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:48,130 Yeah. 39 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:56,940 I don't know what's going on with him. It's like he's like mumbling and talking 40 00:02:56,940 --> 00:02:57,839 in his sleep. 41 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:01,400 And yeah, it's been so weird. 42 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:10,200 Do you think something's going on? 43 00:03:10,540 --> 00:03:15,400 Yeah. I mean, like, honestly, I think he's having an affair. 44 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:16,840 I just know it. 45 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,440 I've like seen him. 46 00:03:19,930 --> 00:03:26,510 texting this girl that i know is the new intern at his office and like 47 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:33,370 the other night it went off super late and he grabbed it so 48 00:03:33,370 --> 00:03:40,370 i don't know i just i'll just deal with it are you guys gonna get 49 00:03:40,370 --> 00:03:47,370 divorced oh no i mean we'll figure it out i'm sure i just like 50 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:53,640 i don't know I feel like I should just maybe get back at him somehow, you know? 51 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,280 I don't know. I don't want you to stress. 52 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:59,320 Okay. Mm-hmm. 53 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:01,640 It's not going to happen, I know. 54 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:03,800 Yeah, it's not your fault. 55 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,120 It's okay. 56 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:11,520 I mean, I'm still pretty tired, though. Do you think we could, like, just maybe, 57 00:04:11,580 --> 00:04:12,820 like, cuddle for a little? 58 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,100 Yeah, I don't care, I guess. Okay, great. 59 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:36,840 Have you been working out a lot, sweetie? 60 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,160 You look great. 61 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:39,380 You feel good. 62 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:40,800 Yeah, a little bit. 63 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:42,680 Yeah. Wow, I can tell. 64 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,360 Very impressed. 65 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:51,180 This is really nice. 66 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:55,260 I haven't cuddled with your dad in forever. 67 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,140 Really? Yeah. 68 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:58,640 That's crazy. 69 00:05:01,180 --> 00:05:02,640 Oh, my. 70 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,420 Wow. Sweet. Sorry. 71 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,760 I mean, you're really hard. 72 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,140 Yeah, sorry. I couldn't help it. I'm sorry. 73 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,160 I mean, 74 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:19,340 look how big it is. I had no idea, sweetie, that you were so big, and 75 00:05:19,340 --> 00:05:25,740 that's really nice. I mean, like, girls will love this, but... 76 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:27,300 You think so? 77 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:32,920 Yeah. I mean, I'm sorry. I shouldn't even be touching it. It's okay. 78 00:05:35,370 --> 00:05:39,770 I just really, I wish your father would get this hard for me in the morning. 79 00:05:41,170 --> 00:05:42,170 Wow. 80 00:05:43,070 --> 00:05:46,090 I mean, it's very nice. 81 00:05:47,710 --> 00:05:48,710 Thanks, Mom. 82 00:05:49,150 --> 00:05:53,070 You, I mean, you should probably, like, take care of this, though, right? Like, 83 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:54,350 it's so hard. 84 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:59,430 Oh, it'll probably go away, Mom. It's okay. 85 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:00,950 I mean, no. 86 00:06:01,390 --> 00:06:02,770 You're going to get blue balls. 87 00:06:03,390 --> 00:06:05,020 Like... We don't want that. 88 00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:11,480 I could maybe just take care of it for you. 89 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:14,580 Well, okay. 90 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:16,300 Mm-hmm. 91 00:06:40,430 --> 00:06:41,430 Wow, 92 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:46,110 it's such a nice big cock. 93 00:06:46,350 --> 00:06:48,030 I don't know when it got this big. 94 00:06:54,170 --> 00:06:55,170 Yeah, 95 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:01,690 does that feel good, sweetie? 96 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:03,030 Yeah. 97 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:21,560 for your mom in the morning. 98 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,980 I should sleep in here more often. 99 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:55,090 I locked your door, so hopefully, like, it should be okay. Just don't tell 100 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:57,110 anybody. Okay. This is so wrong. 101 00:08:45,540 --> 00:08:52,100 Like why does he get to have all the fun, you know, like he's fucking other 102 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:53,840 people, you know 103 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:05,410 um um 104 00:10:28,910 --> 00:10:29,910 Oh. 105 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:12,659 Are you sure? 106 00:12:12,660 --> 00:12:13,660 It's really warm. 107 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:20,880 I feel so good. 108 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,640 That's what mommy is. 7452

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