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I raided
Lily's medicine cabinet.

She sometimes gets headaches.
That's a hell of a headache.

I think we need
a second opinion.

Even if you do go
with another doctor,

I'm gonna stick around.
Aren't you Blair Waldorf?

We haven't read about you
on "Gossip Girl" in forever.

You read "Gossip Girl"?

Of course.
Everyone at Columbia does.

I called your cell
to explain everything.

I even left a message
with Jenny.

She's lying.
I never talked to her.

Just get out.
There's only one spot

For transfer students,
and I didn't get it.

It was me. I got the spot.

Why weren't you honest with me?

What, like you were honest
with me, going behind my back

To apply for the one thing
I wanted more than anything?

The reason I couldn't talk
to you earlier-

It's not about my dad.
It was about my mom.

She's sick, and I don't know
what's gonna happen.

It's not working
exactly as I'd hoped.

I need you to write Lily
another prescription.

I doubt the authorities

Would be pleased
to know what you've been doing.

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It's said that we're all
strapped to fortune's wheel...

Nowhere is this truer

Than the ever-changing
landscape of love.

As one couple enjoys
an upswing...

Another is plunged downwards.

But top or bottom,
don't get too comfortable,

Because the one thing
you can rely on

Is that the wheel
will keep on turning.

All right, I'm heading
to my mom's for breakfast.

Hey, hey, hey. You're coming in
late and leaving early all week.

I'm starting to feel cheap.

Oh, I'm sorry I haven't been
around much lately.

Just with everything going
so well with my dad-

Hey, Serena, no worries.

Okay?
Mm.

Look, I love
being your crash pad,

But, you know, maybe you'd feel
better if you moved back in

With your mom while she's getting her treatment. And
have to see Jenny's lying face first thing in the morning?

No, thank you.

That is not the same girl
Chuck came home with last night.

Has he, uh,
come to talk to Lily yet?

Do you want me to talk to him?

No, I already tried,
but thank you.

I'm gonna come to your
lacrosse game after brunch.

Judge away.
Shame turns me on.

Hey, man, she's going
to Lily's for brunch.

Maybe a stack of waffles
will help your hangover?

I find the cause
is the best cure.

I gotta go. So I will see you
later at the library,

And I'm sorry about before

With the Tisch catalog.

It's fine.

Dan, I don't know
how to do this.

We've been tiptoeing
around each other for days.

Look, we're-we're
two artists in a relationship,

And sometimes we're gonna be
competing for the same things,

So, all right, we're-
we're-we're smart people.

Let's come up with...
Some rules,

A list of topics
that are off-limits.

Isn't that what got us
in trouble with Tisch?

No, no.
This will be different,

Because we'll know...
What we don't know.

Hey, listen to me.
I'm quoting Donald Rumsfeld.

Okay, until the sting of Tisch
has worn off,

I- I don't think we should
talk about classes.

Like, if-if you're taking
playwriting with Sam Shepard,

It may hurt my heart,

But if you take intro to mime,
I need to know everything.

I want to be with you when you buy your leotard
and your beret. Playwriting competitions-

I think we can go out
for the same ones,

But we can't read
each other's submissions.

And looking forward,
I guess it's the same thing

With internships and jobs.

So the only things
we can talk about openly

Are-are politics,

"jersey shore"...

And where we want to eat...
Which reminds me, I actually,

Um, I need to get ready.

I'm gonna be late
for breakfast at my dad's.

Are you sure
you don't want to come?

No, I'm sorry.
I, uh, I have something.

Oh, oh, is it something
related to our list?

Actually, yeah.

Well,
thank you for not sharing.

See? I can't believe how much
easier that is.

Ooh! Another sext session
with your new b.F.?

Okay, I'd hardly call Elliot
a boyfriend.

Between me spending
all my time with my mom

And him being
in every club in school,

We haven't even been
on a first date.

Hey. Still using
cooking as therapy? yeah.

Ooh.
Excuse me.

Sorry.

Good morning, everyone.
Oh, look at all of this food.

It's obscene.

You okay? How are you feeling?
Can I get you something?

Please, everyone, relax.
What I need is

For the people who love me
to treat me like they always do.

Has anybody heard from Chuck?

Yeah, uh, he's-he's sorry
he couldn't make it.

Charles has the right idea.

If he were here,
then I'd really worry.

Anyway, one thing I'll say
about William's treatment...

Is that I have not lost
my appetite. I want waffles.

Music to my ears.
Dad.

What's he doing here?
I invited him.

Hmm.

Looks great, Lil.
Really great.

So I hope you'll all join me

For this doctors without borders
gala tomorrow at Columbia.

I must admit, I feel a bit silly
about the whole thing.

Clearly, Columbia's run out
of alumni to honor,

If the best they could
come up with is... Me.

False humility-check.

I'll be there.

I hope you don't mind.
I invited Nate and Blair.

I really want them to get to know
you. Terrific. I'd be honored.

Well, Rufus and I
would love to come.

Uh, why don't you grab a plate?
Help yourself.

What?
He left when I was 2.

The man's a total stranger to me. You
have to at least give him a chance.

No, I don't. Okay, everyone. Let's
sit down and enjoy this wonderful food.

Dad, here. Sit here.
Rufus, scoot over, please.

Please.

Thank you.

Hey, Blair, what's up?

I thought I'd come
and watch your lacrosse game.

So if you could make sure that
there's a seat for me in v.I.P.,

Preferably next
to an injured cute player,

But not one on scholarship.

Since when do you care about lacrosse? Since
I desperately needed to get away from N.Y.U.

Everyone's planning their living
arrangements for next year.

It's so depressing.

I thought your friends
asked you to live with them.

In a postwar building

On a street that's not even
numbered. It's lettered.

And its big selling point is
that it's above a falafel stand.

All right, well, listen,
hey, I gotta go.

There's no v.I.P. Area,

But there's a nice set
of bleachers.

Blair?
You probably don't remember us,

But we met you
at your mom's fashion show.

Uh, yeah, of course.

Hair band girl.
I never forget a good accessory.

We're celebrating.

We just got the most amazing
apartment ever.

You would totally approve-
prewar, doorman,

And the best part-fauchon is
supposedly opening up next door.

Can I ask you something?

What do you think
about falafel?

Ew. Isn't that the kind of food
paralegals eat?

I never thought
I'd see Blair Waldorf

On the upper West Side.

Unless... Oh, my God.

Are you transferring
to Columbia? I hope so.

N.Y.U. Is so beneath you.

I- it's true!

I'm a Columbia girl now.

As you should be.

Yay!

You know,
the last time I was invited

To a ceremony in my honor,
I had to slaughter a chicken.

Well, at least
you've been honored.

I've-I've never
been honored,

I did win a contest once
at boarding school,

And I think there was a plaque,

But I'm not sure that really
counts. What kind of contest?

It was for
drinking hot chocolate

At the winter fair. I had
a buddy that went to Exeter,

And the stories he tells would
make Keith Richards blush.

Yeah, well, um... I wasn't
really into the party scene.

I was there
more for the academics.

It sounds like you've made
some great choices, Serena.

I'm glad. The bad ones
have a way of... Following you.

You know, I've never heard
that hot chocolate story.

Yeah, well, there are a lot of stories you
haven't heard. True, but I did hear this one.

My ex-boyfriend went to
boarding school with Serena,

And he tells a great one about
her and this teacher one night

At a bed-and-breakfast-
Jenny.

Although I'm sure
they were just studying.

You know, like she says,
she was all about the academics.

I have an announcement,
everyone.

I've decided
I'm moving back in.

That way, I can
be here with you, mom.

And it'll just be really great
to be back in my old room again.

Don't worry, Jenny. We'll-
we'll find a place for you.

Well, that's great,

Because I'm moving in, too.

Downstairs.
I was waiting to tell you

Until the board approved
my sublet tomorrow.

But I'm very excited.

All my family
together under one roof again.

Better watch out, Humphreys.

They say love makes a family,
but on the Upper East Side,

Everyone knows
it's real estate.

Hey, dad, I'm sorry
I'm running so late.

Can you save me a waffle?
Always.

I'll put one in the oven
for you.

Uh, how's Lily?
She's great.

And you? How you holding up?
I mean, it must be weird.

Lily's ex-husband is now her doctor.
It was at first. But the fact is,

He's just her doctor now. I'm her husband.
Uh, by the way, Vanessa can't make it.

Said she had to be somewhere. Oh,
right. The, um, internship at CNN.

They called me as one of
the references she listed.

Ah. Yeah, I-I wouldn't know.
She and I are

Keeping our creative lives
separate right now.

Uh, you might wanna
discuss this one,

Since it involves her going
to Haiti for three months.

You know what, dad?

I think I'm gonna have to
cancel that waffle. Okay.

All right. See you.

Hey.

Um...

I know this gala tomorrow night
seems boring,

But I thought, uh,
if there's a girl you like,

Perhaps you'd like to invite
her. Actually, I'm gay.

So if I was going,
which I'm not,

Then my date would be
a guy named Elliot.

That's cool. Uh...

Bring Elliot.
I'd love to meet him-

Please stop acting like

You and I have
any kind of relationship.

You're right.

Um...

I have a lot to make up for.

I'm sorry.

The window for that

Closed somewhere between
my 12th birthday and, um...

My suicide attempt.

Don't worry. I'm fine now.

Going through all that
without a father made me realize

That I don't need one.

I understand
that I've lost the right

To be a father to you, but...

If there's any way that
we can get to know each other...

On your terms...

Serena may want
a relationship with you,

But I don't.

Serena, stop it! You can't do that. The
room was on loan, and I'm taking it back.

And I don't care if I did
leave it in the closet.

Borrowing without asking is stealing,
Jenny. Dad, tell her to stop!

Uh, Serena, please.
I think it's great

That you're moving back in,
but this is Jenny's room now.

All her things are here. You can stay in Chuck's old
room. No way. That room is haunted by Chuck's depravity.

Jenny can take it. I'm sure
it wouldn't bother you.

Okay, what-what's going on
with you two?

Nothing.

Fine. Whatever. Serena can have her old
room back. All right, that's ridiculous.

Serena, I'll have Laryssa
make up Chuck's bed for you.

I'm confident
that there's no depravity

That brand-new e. Braun sheets
can't erase.

How many problems
does Jenny have to cause

Before you realize
she's the problem?

Hey.

Hey. Thanks
for meeting me here.

The library started
Did you apply for a documentary internship in Haiti?

Yeah.

The producer just called.
I... I got the job.

When were you planning
on telling me about this?

This morning,

And then you put internships
on the "do not discuss" list,

And I panicked. Why? Why? This is
not about competing for something.

This is-this is about
our relationship.

But both of those have been
so tied up in each other,

And this job is a huge deal for me, Dan. But you
can't pretend like you going away for three months

Is not gonna affect us. I
think I didn't wanna face that.

It was just so much easier
when we were just friends

And we could talk about things. All
right, is-is that what you want, then?

You wanna go back
to just friends?

I don't know.

¶

Anyway, uh, Serena might be
a little upset.

Well, you were right.
She can stay in Charles' room.

It's getting crowded around here.
No kidding. Throw in your ex-husband,

And now we're
a Nancy Meyers movie.

I hope you don't mind.
I know it's awkward.

Well, I mean, it is a little
unusual, don't you think,

For a doctor to move in
to his patient's building?

Well, not if he's the father
of the patient's children.

What are you getting at?

Is it possible that...

Will's also trying
to get close to you?

Absolutely not.

I'm the one that told William
to stay away

If he couldn't make good

On the promises he made
to the children.

And I'm sorry if this is
uncomfortable for you.

But if William wants to move in
to be closer to the kids,

I'm not gonna stand in his way.

Mmm.

Holland? Hi, it's Rufus.

Um...

I have a favor to ask.

...And the social scene
at N.Y.U. Was criminal.

Ten freshmen, a keg

And a tub of hummus
on a card table isn't a party.

It's a tragedy.

Hmm.

Blair Waldorf just got a text.

It's like watching lady gaga
set fire to a piano!

Who's it from?

Serena.

Apparently, Jenny Humphrey
is claiming squatter's rights

On her old room. It's
disgusting. Oh, my God.

Jenny can't do that
to Serena van Der Woodsen.

So what's the plan of attack?

It's between Serena and Jenny.

Anyway,
I've had some recent bad luck

Getting involved
in real estate disputes.

So I was thinking
Warren-Tricomi mani/pedis?

I told you. It doesn't matter
if she transfers.

Blair Waldorf was over

The minute she became
a student at N.Y.U.

Are you third personing me?
I third person people, not you!

Exactly.

You're Blair Waldorf-
fashion icon, queen b.

And probably the future
President of the United States.

Or Chanel.

Jenny Humphrey just kicked
Serena van Der Woodsen

Out of her room, and you're
not gonna do anything?

I would. I just don't have
any dirt on Jenny right now.

Ahem. I do.

Jenny and her boyfriend
sold my boyfriend Adderall

A couple of months ago.
Lose the judge-face, Zoe.

He took a very heavy course load
this semester.

Jenny Humphrey, drug dealer.

I can work with that.

We hear Blair Waldorf's
headed for a comeback.

But if she wants
to keep her fans happy...

Send. She better keep
serving up the hits.

Sleep well?
Don't even, Serena.

I can't believe
you posted on "Gossip Girl"

That I'm a drug dealer.
I didn't post anything.

Fine. Maybe you didn't
send the actual e-mail,

But everyone knows you have Blair do your
dirty work. I can't help what Blair does.

And you are the one
who played Pablo Escobar

To underage preppy pill poppers. My
dad and I were finally in a good place

After a really,
really bad patch.

And if he finds this out, it'll destroy
everything. Well, maybe Rufus should know

That his daughter
is dealing drugs.

After all, you thought
my father should know

All my adventures
at boarding school.

Fine. Maybe I shouldn't
have said anything,

But maybe you shouldn't
be lying to your dad.

Are you really lecturing me about lying
to a parent? My dad knows who I am,

But you're building
a relationship with yours

That's a complete lie.

I can't believe that you are
willing to destroy

My relationship with my father
because you're too scared

That yours won't love you
for who you really are.

You were right. We need to make
these decisions together.

But the truth is,
consulting with someone else

Doesn't come easily to me. I get it.
Vanessa, I totally support you going.

Thank you, but I'm not
taking the internship.

I'd rather lose the job
than lose you.

You're not gonna lose me
if you go to Haiti.

We're-we're-we're gonna find
a way to make this work.

All right? But you gotta go. I
don't want to, and we both know

It's better for our relationship
if I stayed.

I mean, three months
is too long, and...

I just wanna be with you.

Are you sure?

You're-you're making
this decision for you?

Not me?
Not-not-not even us?

Uh... Okay.

Let's find a way to celebrate
tonight, then-a fun way.

We could, uh... Let's see.
You want to sneak 40s

Into the midnight showing
of "the lost weekend"

At film forum? Yeah. Actually,
I'm supposed to have drinks

With the woman from CNN,
and I owe it to her

To tell her my decision face to face. Okay.
All right. Well, uh, tomorrow night, then.

Absolutely.

Blair. Hey.

You never made it
to my lacrosse game yesterday.

What are you doing?

I could ask you
the same question.

Does Serena know you're trying to pull off
plaid? Seriously, Blair, I expected Chuck

To go back to his old habits
after your breakup,

But I'd actually thought you'd grown
up a little. Whatever do you mean?

Blair Waldorf
on the upper West Side

Two days in a row?
It pretty much looks like

You're pretending to be
a Columbia student, and not that

I care much about what
Jenny Humphrey does these days,

But I saw that smackdown on "Gossip Girl." she
was dealing drugs. It's called an intervention.

It's called you going back
to plotting and conniving,

Okay, and that's
the Waldorf equivalent

Of Chuck going around, sleeping
with every call girl in the city

And avoiding any kind
of emotional contact.

Okay. So I'm pretending
to be a student here.

But it's only because
I'm living a nightmare.

I'm trapped at N.Y.U., and-
and it's too late to transfer.

So what's wrong with cheering
myself up with a little denial

And a "Gossip Girl" blast
or two?

Nothing, I guess,
but you can always make it right

With whoever
you take down online.

And who knows if Chuck's
even gonna have time

To do that with Lily or not?

Morning, sunshine.

I've got the Dom '95,
your favorite.

No, thank you.

And I much prefer
Roederer nowadays.

Oh, I apologize. Nadine left
behind some of her intimates.

She must have wanted
an excuse to come back.

Or maybe she just left
in a hurry.

If you're here to mock me,
I'm not in the mood...

Unless you have
some punishment in mind.

We've broken up, Chuck,

And frankly,
I don't care what you do.

But I can't sit by and just watch you avoid
Lily. I'm actually quite busy with work.

Well, you had time for Nadine.
Trust me, she was work.

And I promise you,
Lily is not sitting around,

Wondering when she's
going to hear from Chuck bass.

Justify not seeing Lily
all you want.

You and I both know
what this is.

You've lost Bart,

Elizabeth betrayed you,

And the thought of losing Lily
terrifies you.

Please.

Spare me your N.Y.U.
Freshman psych analysis.

Perhaps if you were at an Ivy,

You'd have better insight.

Spotted-b. Claiming
to be a co-ed at Columbia,

When everyone knows
she's a zero at N.Y.U.

Poor b.

First she lost Chuck
and now her dignity.

"Gossip Girl" blast?
No, it's nothing.

Look, Chuck, sleep with every
Nadine in town for all I care,

But don't close your heart
to Lily.

You and I both know
that in the end,

The person you'll end up
hurting the most is you.

Amalia, it's Blair.

Are you still waiting on me
to sign the lease?

Well, tell the girls it's a yes.

I'll take the apartment.

You make your bed,
you lie in it, b.

Too bad yours
is in the East village.

Hey. Were you able to convince your brother to come
tonight? No. And please don't act like you care.

I'm sorry? I just got
off the phone with my dad.

Apparently, someone didn't want
him living in the building,

So they gave him a bad
recommendation, and it worked.

The board didn't approve him.
You're behind this, right?

I am.

How could you do that? I don't
expect you to understand, Serena,

But I felt like it was the right thing to do. Look,
I know you and my father used to hate each other,

But that was a long time ago.
You are the only one

Still having this fight. He has
moved on. Is everything okay?

Rufus went to the board
and blocked dad

From getting the apartment.
Serena, that's absurd.

Rufus would never do something like
that. I would, to protect my marriage.

I don't trust
William's intention,

And I don't want him living under my roof.
Rufus, you're being completely paranoid.

At first he tried he tried to
isolate you from your family,

And now he's moving
into the building

To get closer to you. I told you, he's
moving in to be close to the children.

All I see here is jealousy run
amok. Mom, come on. We should go.

Lil
Rufus, it's probably best if you don't come tonight.

What are you two doing here?
This is an alumni event.

Columbia puts aside a bunch
of tickets for students.

We'd invite you to join,
but they were very explicit-

No fake students allowed.

Hey, doctor.

If you'll excuse me a moment,

I should go say hello
to a few old colleagues.

I'll be right back.

Don't rush.

Do I want to know
what you had to promise him

To get him to come?
No, it wasn't me.

It's not like
he even listens to me,

And he probably just ran out
of girls to have sex with.

I, uh, want to apologize.

My absence
has been inexcusable.

Well, I know my situation brings
up a lot of issues for you.

You've had to deal
with so much loss.

But I'm not gonna lose you.

I'm here for you,

Every step of the way.

You, uh, you look good, Lily.

In fact, you look better
than good. You look great.

Thank you.
I feel great.

So you had better be prepared

For a lifetime
of family brunches,

Because I'm not going anywhere.

Okay.

Oh.
Hey.

I bailed on the Columbia gala.
I was kind of in the mood

For watching a pretentious movie
I don't understand

With you and Vanessa. No Vanessa,
but pretentious movie? check.

Look, not that I'm not
thrilled to expose you

To the joys of Russian cinema,
but does this visit of yours

Have anything to do with
the "Gossip Girl" blast?

¶ science
will just have to... ¶

Is it true?

Are you dealing?

¶ all right ¶

I was,

When I was dating Damien, yeah.

But, no, not anymore.

This could so easily
get back to dad.

I
I think it'd be better if he heard it from you. Are you insane?

I- I mean, you and I both know
that's a suicide mission.

Look...

If you want him to have
faith in you, Jenny,

Maybe you need to have
a little faith in him.

¶ how many times
can this be repeated? ¶

Yeah, all right.

I'll go see if I can dig out
a dress from my old closet.

Maybe I can catch him
at the gala-you know,

Big crowd, lots of witnesses.

Oh. Uh, is everything okay
with you and Vanessa?

Yeah. Yeah, well,
at least I think it is.

It's been hard to say lately.

Maybe you need to have
a little faith, too.

¶ all right, given our history,
what can you expect? ¶

It's great to see you again.
You, too.

What a pleasure.
Good to see you.

Good to see you, Bob. Dad,
um, do you have a second?

I want to talk to you
about something.

Sure. Please sit.

¶ not to let it go ¶

You know, the contest that I won
at boarding school...

It was for drinking...
Absinthe,

And that was probably
one of my-my tamer nights.

The truth is I-I've had
a pretty wild past,

And I've been a part
of more than one scandal.

Serena, I don't care
about any of that.

¶

I know.
I guess I was just...

Scared that...
Once mom gets better,

You... You may not
wanna stick around

If you knew the real me.

¶

Honey, I want nothing more

Than to be a part
of all of your lives again.

I'm trying to figure out
how big a role I can play

Without stepping
on anybody's toes.

Yeah.

You know, I love Rufus...

But you're my dad.

He's not.

Aw, Serena finally has

The perfect relationship
with her daddy.

But will her dream come true
be Rufus' worst nightmare?

Oh, of course.

The theme of this evening
seems to be torture.

You're not a fan of, uh,
university galas?

Quite the opposite.
I'm in my natural habitat.

It's torture
because it's at Columbia.

And by some cruel Twist of fate,
I go to N.Y.U.

It's like being locked
out of lanvin

On the day they get fall in.

Sorry, I don't mean to ramble on. I'm
Blair Waldorf. Wait. I know that name.

You read "Gossip Girl"? No,
I read college applications.

I work in the admissions office
at Columbia.

I was just looking at your
application today. I'm sorry?

Look, it's, um, it's not
our policy to do this,

But e-mails go out tomorrow,
and you're standing right here,

So welcome to Columbia,
Blair Waldorf.

Champagne, please.

Whoa. Are you okay?
You got crazy eyes.

I think I just became
a Columbia student... For real.

It doesn't make any sense.
I- I never applied.

Oh, my God.

I cannot believe
he actually did it.

Months ago, Chuck joked
about applying for you.

He said you had too much pride
to admit N.Y.U. Was a mistake.

Looks like he actually did
something right for once.

Congratulations.

Oh, thanks.

You're not at the gala?

Yeah. I thought it'd be best
for everybody if I didn't go.

I see my father is
still working his magic.

It's not all him.

Yes, it is. It's just
that no one else sees it.

You make my mom happier than
all of her ex-husbands combined.

It should be you
with her tonight,

Not some guy who pulled
a disappearing act.

Well, I am already in the tux.

Elliot,
what are you doing here?

Your father invited me?

He said he didn't think
you had plans tonight.

Not me.

I hope that's okay.

It's okay to be mad at him,
Eric,

But it's okay to let him try
to make it right, too.

All right. I'm heading out.
Wish me luck.

You don't need it.
You're the only one for her.

After
Dr. Van Der Woodsen organized

The response
to the polio outbreak in India,

He moved on to Somalia,

Where he served as
a field coordinator in huddur.

While there,
he oversaw everything

From shrapnel wounds to cancer
to chronic illness. Rufus.

I'm surprised to see you here, of all
places. Holland, if you'll excuse me.

I'll catch up with you later.
I need to talk to Lily.

Rufus, what are you doing here?

I'm sorry about today. I don't
want will to come between us.

I don't give a damn
who lives where.

I just want to be with you.

...Improving access
to primary health care

To remote villages.

He has done all of this

While continuing to build
his reputation

As a leader in the progressive
treatments of cancer.

Lily looks amazing,
doesn't she?

I mean, being sick hasn't
slowed her down at all.

Yeah, she is
the picture of health.

...Invaluable member
of our team.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Dr. William van Der Woodsen.

Thank you.
Thank you, Dean. Thank you.

I had another speech prepared
for you this evening,

But then my beautiful daughter
Serena came to me,

And she was so honest and brave,

That it made me realize
that, uh,

I need to be honest, too.

I made many personal sacrifices
to be a doctor,

But I never quite realized
until now that...

The greatest sacrifice of all

Was my family.

So the most important thing
that I can say here tonight

Is not to all of you,

But, uh, to them.

I made the biggest mistake
of my life walking out on you,

And I promise to do
everything in my power

To make it up to you,
to make it right again,

Because I love you.

My, oh, my.

Did Dr. Van Der Woodsen

Just make a public pass
at Rufus' wife?

Looks like this doctor without
borders needs a few boundaries.

Well, I guess you
were right about William,

But it doesn't matter
how he feels about me,

Because I don't love him.
I love you, Rufus.

I know you're comfortable
with him, Lil, but I'm not.

I need you to find
another doctor.

Look, I understand
why you don't trust him,

But surely, you trust me.

Look, I don't want to fight
with you, Rufus.

Okay, we'll put it aside till tomorrow.
Let's get you home. you know what?

Right now, more than anything,

I just need a quiet night,
alone.

Lily.

Please, just for tonight,

I need you to sleep
at the loft.

Lily.

Jenny Humphrey.

Uh, yeah?

You bitch. You told me
you were selling me oxy,

But those pills were
antibiotics.

Yeah, I didn't get high.
I got a yeast infection.

¶... For an audience of one ¶

¶ ooh ¶

Dad. Look, I can explain.
I came here to tell you.

Jenny, please save your breath.

Like I'm gonna believe
a word out of your mouth.

Get your things
and come with me.

We're going home...
To Brooklyn.

¶ ooh, ooh ¶

What did you want to talk about
that couldn't wait?

The producer from CNN
just flew into town,

And I'm gonna meet her for drinks in 20
minutes. I want you to take the internship.

Come on, Dan. I don't want us to
be making decisions based on fear.

All right?

So whatever happens,
we'll figure it out.

Thank you.

I, uh...

Got you some stationery

So we can write some handwritten
letters to each other

While you're away.
That is so romantic.

Maybe if we become
famous writers one day,

They'll publish 'em
after we die,

Like Sartre and De Beauvoir.
Maybe, but don't let that stop you

From writing some of the dirty
stuff. Just a little bit.

I'm gonna miss you so much.

Not, uh, not if you don't go.
You're gonna be late.

You don't want to be late
to meet your new boss.

Get out of here.

Thank you.

Oh, hey, Holland. Hey.
Have you seen your mother?

No. I think she left.
Oh.

Is everything okay?

If Dr. Van Der Woodsen
loves your mother

As much as he said he did
in that speech,

Then maybe there's something
she should know about Rufus.

Listen carefully, s.

Holland has a tale to tell.

Apparently,
her upstairs neighbor

Has been coming downstairs.

Good night.
Good night.

Take care. Good to see
you. Good to see you. Bye.

Dad!
Serena, I thought you left.

Um...

Is everything okay?

Not really, no.

I heard what you said
in your speech,

And if you want to fight
for mom, then you should do it.

Ahem. Hi.

I think you girls
got some misinformation.

I will be attending Columbia
in the fall.

Oh. Well, that's awesome.

We have an extra room
in the apartment.

Maybe you wanna move in with us?
No. I don't live with the help.

Oh, and you wanted to see
a Blair Waldorf takedown?

Well, cross me again,

And you'll experience one
firsthand.

Hello?
Hey, it's Jenny.

I want to talk to you
about Lily.

Obviously, I'm not a doctor,

And it's kind of a long story
how I know this,

But there's something weird
about her medicine.

Elliot's the perfect mix
of smart and fun.

He speaks three languages,

But he has a subscription
to "People" magazine. Oh.

Hey. I invited dad over
for some hot chocolate.

I- I hope that's okay.

If it's a bad idea, I can-

No, it's okay.

William, join us.

Hey, Rufus. It's Serena.

Hi. Is your mom there?

Um...

Yeah, she-she's here.

She's just really tired
right now.

I'll let her know you called.

They say that family are

The people who will
always take you in.

But what if instead,
they shut the door?

I was just telling mom
about my date with Elliot.

We had a great time.
Thank you.

Oh, who was that?
Oh, it was just Blair.

Or even worse, let someone else
take your place?

What do you say, Serena?
Who's your daddy?

X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.

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