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Gossip Girl here.
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You one and only source
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into the scandalous lives
of Manhattan's elite.
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Hey! It's the lovebirds.
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- Hey, you two.
- He told you, didn't he?
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Speaking for everyone
else, I think it's great.
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Ever since I saw you all I could
think about was payback for last year.
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Did you put something in my drink?
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She's ready to party.
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Make sure you guys show her a good time.
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- Jenny!
- Nate, thank you so much for tonight.
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I'm sorry, Chuck. You need to leave.
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What the hell is going on here?
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Isn't it obvious?
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You've been played, Chuck,
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from the very beginning.
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I didn't have the courage to tell you
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that I signed the hotel over to Jack.
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And the hotel?
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Oh, lost. I've come this
far without my mother.
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I'm not backing down now.
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If it's a war Jack wants,
then it's a war he'll get.
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Sync by YYeTs.net Corrected
by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com.
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Every war has its weapons.
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But on the Upper East Side, the
rules of battle are simple...
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there are no rules.
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Well, now I really, really hope
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those are for my birthday.
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Uh, actually Chuck and Blair left
them after one of their games.
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Happy Birthday, though.
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So when do I get to unwrap my present?
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What is that?
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It's, um, just a garter holster.
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It's for my cell phone.
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Well, then I'd better take you
upstairs so I can inspect it.
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Oh, except I have to
go shopping with Blair
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to pick out a dress for tonight.
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You still haven't told
me where you're taking me,
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but just so you know, you don't
have to dress up for a Knicks game.
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But you do for the frick benefit.
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It's for Asian horned
toads. They're in danger.
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That's your surprise... a toad benefit?
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Well, I know it's not what you
would choose to do on your birthday,
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but Chuck bought a table,
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and we can celebrate this weekend.
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And you're going to lunch
with your grandfather.
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- That's festive.
- Yeah, I'm gonna hit the... hit the shower.
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- So you have fun shopping.
- See you at 3:00?
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Yep.
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Hello, Mr. Nate.
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I feel very bad not
wishing him Happy Birthday
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or bringing him polish
breakfast sausage in bed.
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Oh, Dorota,
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Nate has to think everyone's
blowing off his birthday
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so he'll really be surprised tonight.
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And he likes this game
where you kill people?
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It's called "Assassin", and he loves it.
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Did you get his phone?
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In case anyone posts about the party,
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I don't want him checking "Gossip Girl."
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Can you hide this?
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Thank you, Dorota.
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You really have surrounded
yourself with beautiful things,
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so easy to auction off. Gotta love eBay.
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As much as I hate to interrupt your fun,
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this has gone on long
enough. I want my hotel back.
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Name your price.
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I don't need your money, Chuck.
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Then what is all this for...
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just to hurt me?
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Just to hurt you? Hurting
you is a Noble goal.
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Granted, you know, it
wasn't all that difficult.
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You're not the man you used to be.
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If you're referring to the
fact I'm not in Thailand
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smoking hash with
prostitutes, change is good.
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Young Chuck in love.
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Beautiful... and sad.
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Bart always said you were soft.
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My father left me the
company instead of you.
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I get it.
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I'm more than happy letting Lily
guide my stock to its tiny profit.
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I know the Empire is not your in-game
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and if it's wounding me, you've done it.
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So why are you still here?
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It's an interesting feeling holding
another man's prized possession.
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You wonder how far
he'll go to get it back,
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if there's anything he wouldn't do.
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I will do anything.
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Well, there is something
that caught my eye.
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I think I have to unfriend Ryuichi.
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I thought the boy you met
in Japan was named Hideo.
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I met them both. Uh, Hideo was...
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more than a friend.
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Thank you. Point is, Hideo and his friends
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have a fondness for
bathhouses and group photos.
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Oh, my God. Unfriend him immediately.
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Sayonara, Ryuichi-San.
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Yeah, I didn't need to see that.
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Today was supposed to be
my rebound from Jonathan.
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Now I need a rebound from
Hideo. It's a vicious cycle.
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I'm sure there are tons of boys
who'd love to go out with you.
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Rufus, Jonathan and I are the only ones
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at st. Jude's who are even
out. I should just bury myself
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in work like Jenny.
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Hey, you know, I like working for Eleanor.
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I don't need a guy to
make me feel fulfilled...
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Especially when he's unavailable.
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Uh, poor Nate.
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What? Just reading the e-mail from Serena
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reminding everyone to
blow off his birthday.
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That seems kind of mean.
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It's an act.
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She's planning this whole
surprise thing at the Waldorfs'.
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She's spending the whole
afternoon getting it ready.
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Wait. I don't get it then.
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What is Nate supposed to do all day,
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just sit at home and think
everyone forgot his birthday?
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He spends five hours thinking
Serena is a terrible girlfriend.
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- He'll forgive her.
- Five hours.
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- I, uh... have to go to the fabric store.
- All right.
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Bye.
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Bye. Oh, God.
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Denjuro, you are definitely not my friend.
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Hey. Good morning.
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Huh? Oh, yeah. Hey.
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Have you been up all night?
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'Cause it looks like you've
killed an entire forest,
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and your breath smells
like something dead.
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Oh, thanks.
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Um, the application for
the Tisch writing program
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is due in, uh, in... in
two days, so I just...
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I need to bear down and finish my 1-act.
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Is this the same 1-act that you
were 95% done with last week,
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but didn't want to show
me until it was 100% done?
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Uh, yeah, yeah, but you know, there's
no point in showing it to you until
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I've taken it as far as I can myself.
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This is why we used to
show each other our work
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as soon as possible, remember?
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Uh, yeah, I do, but that was...
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before we started sleeping
together. Yeah, I know.
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But we said we'd date
and still be friends,
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and this is being friends. In fact...
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What's that?
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This is my script for my short film class
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that I've been nervous about showing you.
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This is the one based on my short story.
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Now hand yours over.
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Uh... okay.
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All right. You gotta be
completely honest here.
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U, and I gotta... you should
ignore this first part.
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In fact, why don't- -why don't
we just exchange tomorrow?
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You know, I gotta help Serena
out with Nate's birthday party,
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and this it'll give me time to
give yours proper consideration,
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maybe fine-tune this one just a
little bit more, which it needs.
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Nice try,
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but you can read mine on
the subway after you shower.
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Have a good day.
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Jenny, hey.
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Hey. Um, I tried texting you.
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Oh, yeah, I can't seem
to find my cell phone.
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Oh. What are you doing here?
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It's your birthday. Happy Birthday.
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- All right, thank you.
- Here, I got you this.
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You know, I'd say, like, let me
take you out to lunch or something.
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But, um, I'm sure you and
Serena already have plans.
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No, actually. Actually, we don't.
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I was gonna... gonna go to
lunch with my grandfather.
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Oh. All right, well, have fun.
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Nate
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I really just wanted to say
thank you again for last week.
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I don't know what would have happened.
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You know what? Let me just
call my grandfather and cancel.
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I'm sure he'll understand.
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The look on his face was so sad.
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I wanted to call him back and say,
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I didn't forget your birthday.
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I've got this whole party planned.
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Cruel to be kind, S. Nate'll be fine.
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No word from Chuck?
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He was sitting down
with satan this morning.
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He's gonna lay everything
out on the table,
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see if there's anything in
the world he could offer Jack
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to give up the hotel.
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He's come so far, become the
person I always knew he could be.
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But he could lose it all
because he opened his heart
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to that rven-haired con artst.
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Everything will be fine, Blair.
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No matter what, Chuck
has you, and he loves you.
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The Empire is just a hotel.
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You don't understand.
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The hotel is proof that
Bart was wrong about Chuck.
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It's become who he is.
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Well, then you have to show
him that he has so much more,
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starting with...
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Buying this dress.
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Come on, B.
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Once Chuck sees you in it, he'll
realize Empire or no Empire,
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Blair Waldorf loves him,
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and no one else can say that.
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Thanks, S.
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I have to go get everything
ready for Nate's party.
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Are you gonna be okay?
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Let me know if Chuck calls you.
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And buy that dress.
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She's right. It is a remarkable dress,
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made only more so by you in it.
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What are you doing here,
besides stalking me?
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Please I was just window-shopping
and saw something I liked.
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You're supposed to be meeting with Chuck.
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Oh, we met. Ideas were discussed,
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voices raised, expletives used.
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And how's your morning been, gorgeous?
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You think you've won.
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But Chuck will find a way
to get back what you stole.
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There's always a way.
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I told him how to get back his hotel.
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And here's the kicker...
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it wouldn't cost him a dime.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm saying Chuck can have the Empire,
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and all it would cost is you...
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Spending the night with me.
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How's that grab you?
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Careful, B.
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Jack Bass' weapon of
choice comes fully loaded,
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and if he hits his target,
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there'll be at least two victims.
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I'd rather spend the night
with the marquis de sade
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and yes, I know he's dead.
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I'm surprised this is your response...
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knowing how attached
Chuck is to his hotel,
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what it means to him.
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I thought you really cared for him.
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Excuse me, I thought you
were just a disgusting pig.
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But now I realize
you're actually demented.
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Taking what belongs to Chuck has
become a real passion of mine,
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and I would find this particular
conquest deeply satisfying.
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While I'm flattered, I
assure you that Chuck and I
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- will find another way.
- Chuck opened is heart to you,
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and now his future lies in your hands...
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well, not your hands, exactly.
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But you could fix this.
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He would never have to know.
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Chuck will win, and I'l
be right by his side,
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as long as it takes for that to happen.
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As long as you're at
his side and not mine,
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that will never happen.
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You should at least try it on.
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I was just about to call you.
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You know that polaroid
film I told you I had?
251
00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:42,318
I don't.
252
00:10:42,318 --> 00:10:44,545
Ohh. I promised Serena that I
would get it for Nate's party.
253
00:10:44,545 --> 00:10:46,678
We need it for the game
of "Assassin." Well...
254
00:10:47,465 --> 00:10:49,378
This is the one thing
that she gave me to do.
255
00:10:49,379 --> 00:10:50,868
If I mess it up, she will kill me
256
00:10:50,868 --> 00:10:53,206
and not the fun game-way.
257
00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:54,624
Done.
258
00:10:55,286 --> 00:10:56,676
Now what's wrong?
259
00:10:56,676 --> 00:10:58,696
Is it because Serena never
threw you a surprise party?
260
00:10:58,696 --> 00:10:59,941
- Because you hate surprises.
- No,
261
00:10:59,941 --> 00:11:02,730
no. Uh, Vanessa just...
she wrote this script.
262
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,727
- She wants me to read it.
- And?
263
00:11:04,727 --> 00:11:06,352
- Well, it's not great.
- Give her notes.
264
00:11:06,352 --> 00:11:08,443
I thought that's what you guys
always do with each other's work.
265
00:11:08,577 --> 00:11:10,203
Well, yeah, as friends.
266
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,042
I think in relationships, there's
such a thing as too much honesty.
267
00:11:13,043 --> 00:11:15,092
For instance, it would not
have been a good idea for me
268
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:17,813
to tell Serena how I felt
about every outfit she wore.
269
00:11:17,814 --> 00:11:20,053
Well, telling a woman you
like her clothes is not lying.
270
00:11:20,053 --> 00:11:21,926
- It's
self-preservation. - Yeah,
271
00:11:21,926 --> 00:11:23,325
but the truth has shades of gray, right?
272
00:11:23,325 --> 00:11:25,132
I mean, there's such a thing as spin.
273
00:11:25,132 --> 00:11:26,623
A half-truth is a whole lie, son.
274
00:11:26,623 --> 00:11:27,702
In my experience,
275
00:11:27,702 --> 00:11:29,269
it causes the same amount
of problems down the line,
276
00:11:29,269 --> 00:11:31,307
especially with the ladies.
277
00:11:34,289 --> 00:11:35,859
So Serena must have
something really great planned
278
00:11:35,859 --> 00:11:37,689
for you guys tonight, right?
279
00:11:37,689 --> 00:11:39,896
Yeah, some toad gala at the Frick.
280
00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:41,755
Uh, that sounds...
281
00:11:41,755 --> 00:11:43,024
Boring? Yeah, I know.
282
00:11:43,024 --> 00:11:45,304
I mean, it's not like I
had some high expectations.
283
00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,883
I just expected Serena
to be a little more...
284
00:11:48,138 --> 00:11:49,630
I mean, you know.
285
00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:52,578
Basically, this burger is definitely
the best part of my day so far.
286
00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:54,809
It's the best part of mine, too.
287
00:11:55,002 --> 00:11:57,445
Actually, you know, the
best part of the week.
288
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,095
How are you...
289
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,236
After that whole thing at Eleanor's?
290
00:12:03,935 --> 00:12:05,908
You know you can always come to me, right?
291
00:12:06,738 --> 00:12:08,412
Yeah, thanks.
292
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:13,535
But today is not about me.
293
00:12:13,535 --> 00:12:15,256
Did I mention that public embarrassment
294
00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:17,718
is a part of the Humphrey
birthday tradition?
295
00:12:18,763 --> 00:12:20,864
Okay, I'm actually happy to be humiliated.
296
00:12:20,864 --> 00:12:22,911
Good. Blow out your candle. Make a wish.
297
00:12:23,373 --> 00:12:24,704
Yay!
298
00:12:28,628 --> 00:12:29,901
Okay, bye.
299
00:12:30,768 --> 00:12:32,861
I brought my trench coat, camera.
300
00:12:32,861 --> 00:12:34,525
Prepare to be assassinated.
301
00:12:34,525 --> 00:12:36,620
Will do. Thanks.
302
00:12:39,818 --> 00:12:41,114
Something wrong?
303
00:12:42,889 --> 00:12:45,253
Oh, you read my script...
304
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,403
And you didn't like it.
305
00:12:48,741 --> 00:12:50,279
I can take it, I think.
306
00:12:50,279 --> 00:12:52,812
Um... no, you're right.
307
00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:56,014
I didn't, uh, I didn't like it.
308
00:12:59,609 --> 00:13:01,467
I loved it.
309
00:13:02,476 --> 00:13:04,283
Really? Loved it?
310
00:13:05,183 --> 00:13:07,342
- No notes?
- No. I mean, only note I've got is I wish...
311
00:13:07,342 --> 00:13:09,794
I wish there was more of it.
312
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,339
Yeah, so what did you think of my play?
313
00:13:13,339 --> 00:13:15,586
Oh, um, I didn't get a
chance to read it yet.
314
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:16,212
Oh, all right. No worries.
315
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,429
But I do have to get the application
in day after tomorrow, so...
316
00:13:19,429 --> 00:13:20,844
Okay.
317
00:13:24,821 --> 00:13:26,565
Oh, miss Serena, I about to text.
318
00:13:26,566 --> 00:13:27,535
Dorota, what is going on?
319
00:13:27,535 --> 00:13:28,701
Everything should be done by now.
320
00:13:28,701 --> 00:13:30,155
Everyone's gonna be here soon.
321
00:13:30,155 --> 00:13:32,399
Vans get messed up. Dead
body cake go to wedding.
322
00:13:32,399 --> 00:13:34,266
Wedding cake come here. Is very pretty,
323
00:13:34,266 --> 00:13:36,739
but pink not Mr. Nate's color.
324
00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:37,976
Oh, my God. We have to stall Nate.
325
00:13:37,976 --> 00:13:40,545
- William has to keep him occupied.
- No cookies like hearts!
326
00:13:40,545 --> 00:13:43,352
Find bullets and knives and
little bombs that go boom!
327
00:13:44,422 --> 00:13:47,148
Mr. Van Der Bilt, it's
Serena, but don't tell Nate.
328
00:13:49,737 --> 00:13:51,452
Okay, um...
329
00:13:51,659 --> 00:13:54,202
Y... yeah, I'll let
him know when I see him.
330
00:13:56,071 --> 00:13:57,298
Nate's not with him.
331
00:13:57,298 --> 00:13:59,434
He said he called
last-minute and cancelled.
332
00:13:59,435 --> 00:14:00,502
Then where be he?
333
00:14:01,176 --> 00:14:03,052
Let's find out.
334
00:14:07,869 --> 00:14:08,734
Well, listen, I gotta get going.
335
00:14:08,734 --> 00:14:10,513
I told Serena I'd be there by 3:00
336
00:14:10,513 --> 00:14:14,258
- to get ready for the gala.
- Uh, white shirt, black tie.
337
00:14:14,258 --> 00:14:15,658
I'd think you'd have it down by now.
338
00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:19,068
Have fun tonight.
339
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,309
Yeah.
340
00:14:24,022 --> 00:14:25,632
Are you okay?
341
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,745
Yeah, I'm fine.
342
00:14:29,593 --> 00:14:30,997
I don't know. It's
just whenever I'm alone,
343
00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:36,030
I can't not think of the
other night, you know?
344
00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:37,536
Hey, I'm sorry.
345
00:14:37,536 --> 00:14:40,023
You shouldn't keep Serena waiting.
346
00:14:40,677 --> 00:14:41,490
It's just you're the only one
347
00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:43,483
who gets what I'm going through right now.
348
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,669
Well, hey, I'm sure Serena won't mind
349
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:48,957
if I'm a little bit late, right?
350
00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:51,482
Like you said, white shirt, black tie.
351
00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:53,669
How long can it take
to get ready for a gala?
352
00:14:56,805 --> 00:15:00,651
"Attention, Upper East siders.
Nate Archibald is M.I.A.
353
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:03,105
Send tips and pics asap.
354
00:15:03,105 --> 00:15:05,452
Help Serena find her man."
355
00:15:09,728 --> 00:15:13,787
You know, I... I kind of just want
to disappear in the dark for a while.
356
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:16,530
- Do you want to go see a movie?
- I'm in.
357
00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,078
Okay.
358
00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:21,101
Thank you, Gregor.
359
00:15:21,101 --> 00:15:22,282
Chuck.
360
00:15:23,051 --> 00:15:25,496
Back from shopping and no packages?
361
00:15:25,496 --> 00:15:27,863
Who are you, and what have
you done with my girlfriend?
362
00:15:27,863 --> 00:15:32,237
Nothing suited my sensibilities.
How was your talk with Jack?
363
00:15:32,237 --> 00:15:35,595
I was wrong to think I could
negotiate with terrorists.
364
00:15:35,595 --> 00:15:39,859
- Did he offer you anything?
- Nothing I would ever consider.
365
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:51,806
Maybe when he sees he
can't get what he wants,
366
00:15:51,806 --> 00:15:54,858
- he'll stop toying with you.
- One can only hope.
367
00:16:00,909 --> 00:16:02,102
Hello?
368
00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:05,522
Thank you.
369
00:16:10,045 --> 00:16:11,831
You were right.
370
00:16:11,831 --> 00:16:15,474
After I said no to Jack's offer,
371
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,868
he's called off the game play.
372
00:16:17,868 --> 00:16:19,888
He's closing the hotel.
373
00:16:19,888 --> 00:16:21,888
It's over.
374
00:16:33,295 --> 00:16:35,617
Miss Blair, this package arrive for you.
375
00:16:35,617 --> 00:16:37,437
There is card.
376
00:16:50,389 --> 00:16:54,835
Careful, B. Don't forget
your first rule of battle...
377
00:16:54,835 --> 00:16:58,002
beware of Bass's bearing gifts.
378
00:17:05,243 --> 00:17:07,342
- Has Nate showed up yet?
- He'll be here soon.
379
00:17:07,342 --> 00:17:10,165
I'm... I'm really sorry. I'm
sure he'll be here any minute.
380
00:17:11,373 --> 00:17:13,642
Hey, um, any word on Nate
from Vanya's doorman contacts?
381
00:17:13,642 --> 00:17:16,599
Dorota has pretty much the
entire eastern block on lookout.
382
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,594
Anything on "Gossip Girl"?
383
00:17:21,131 --> 00:17:24,828
- Uh, I'm gonna keep looking.
- Serena, come here.
384
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:27,751
You've done some unforgivable
things like having sex
385
00:17:27,751 --> 00:17:29,650
with Nate when we were saving
ourselves for each other
386
00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,036
- or killing Pete Fairman...
- What?
387
00:17:31,036 --> 00:17:32,509
How far is too far?
388
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,437
Where is that place you
can't come back anymore?
389
00:17:34,437 --> 00:17:36,032
Blair, what are you talking about?
390
00:17:36,032 --> 00:17:38,576
- Is Chuck gonna do something to Jack?
- What?
391
00:17:39,385 --> 00:17:43,174
I mean... yes. There is
somthing someone could do
392
00:17:43,174 --> 00:17:46,194
to get back the Empire,
and yes, it is terrible,
393
00:17:46,194 --> 00:17:49,060
but they'd be doing it out of love.
394
00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:51,353
- Love of whom?
- Just love. The point is,
395
00:17:51,353 --> 00:17:53,400
if someone does something awful,
396
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,793
but it's for love, is it okay?
397
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:56,910
If you are crossing some moral line
398
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,607
to best Jack Bass, then probably not.
399
00:17:59,607 --> 00:18:01,133
What are you not telling me?
400
00:18:01,134 --> 00:18:02,521
Nothing. You're right.
401
00:18:02,521 --> 00:18:03,468
Thank you.
402
00:18:03,468 --> 00:18:04,987
I should go get dressed.
403
00:18:06,611 --> 00:18:08,848
Oh, and I invited my minions.
404
00:18:08,848 --> 00:18:10,985
It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.
405
00:18:10,985 --> 00:18:12,411
Hey, Jenny. It's me.
406
00:18:12,411 --> 00:18:15,865
Uh, I just wanted to remind
you that Nate needed to be here
407
00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:19,312
no later than an hour ago.
Bring him to the party right now.
408
00:18:19,312 --> 00:18:20,684
Hey, where's Nate?
409
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:23,393
I'm determined to believe
he'll arrive momentarily.
410
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:25,183
He better, with all of
his Columbia friends here.
411
00:18:25,183 --> 00:18:26,856
Do you want me to start
taking pictures of people?
412
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,192
- Yes, please.
- I'll grab Vanessa's camera.
413
00:18:48,599 --> 00:18:50,502
Hey. Do you need something?
414
00:18:50,502 --> 00:18:51,829
Camera. Here.
415
00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:54,993
Smile like the killer you are.
416
00:19:01,895 --> 00:19:03,007
Chuck?
417
00:19:03,682 --> 00:19:06,036
Are you gonna come
down and join the party?
418
00:19:08,053 --> 00:19:09,535
I just heard from my lawyers.
419
00:19:09,535 --> 00:19:11,506
I was waiting to see
if there was any chance
420
00:19:11,506 --> 00:19:13,614
- of keeping the Empire doors open.
- And?
421
00:19:13,614 --> 00:19:17,453
There's not. Jack's within his
rights to shutter the place.
422
00:19:17,453 --> 00:19:22,421
I just have to watch it
die, a slow, painful death.
423
00:19:23,809 --> 00:19:25,654
When you bought the Empire,
424
00:19:25,654 --> 00:19:29,095
you told me you knew you could
do it because I believe in you.
425
00:19:29,095 --> 00:19:30,891
That hasn't changed. You'll find a way.
426
00:19:30,891 --> 00:19:34,303
When are you going to
get it? There is no way!
427
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:42,855
I'm sorry.
428
00:19:42,855 --> 00:19:45,846
I'm not mad at you. It's my own fault.
429
00:19:47,696 --> 00:19:52,633
I am everything my father said I was.
430
00:20:24,912 --> 00:20:27,350
Oh. Even without the guest of
honor, it's still a great party.
431
00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:28,833
I can't believe he didn't even call.
432
00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:30,447
Well, you did steal his phone.
433
00:20:30,447 --> 00:20:32,809
You have a point, but we did have plans,
434
00:20:32,809 --> 00:20:36,154
even if it was a made-up ball
for a non-endangered reptile.
435
00:20:36,154 --> 00:20:38,206
Okay, you're freaking me
out with the nunchakus.
436
00:20:38,206 --> 00:20:40,807
He probably thinks that I
didn't care about his birthday.
437
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,019
Surprise!
438
00:20:42,019 --> 00:20:43,316
Surprise!
439
00:20:45,019 --> 00:20:47,032
Sorry we're late, everyone!
440
00:20:47,723 --> 00:20:48,936
Crazy, you.
441
00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:51,432
Uh-oh, S.
442
00:20:51,432 --> 00:20:54,534
Looks like little J.'s
knives are sharpened,
443
00:20:54,534 --> 00:20:56,988
and she's ready to use them in the battle
444
00:20:56,988 --> 00:20:58,830
for Nate Archibald.
445
00:21:01,556 --> 00:21:04,498
The game of "assassin" is
simple... kill or be killed.
446
00:21:04,498 --> 00:21:08,355
Your photo is your life.
You wear it aroun your neck.
447
00:21:08,355 --> 00:21:11,007
If someone grabs your picture
before you grab theirs,
448
00:21:11,007 --> 00:21:13,645
then you're dead, and you have
to give them all the pictures
449
00:21:13,645 --> 00:21:15,886
of everyone else you've
killed. Once you're a ghost,
450
00:21:15,886 --> 00:21:18,133
you come back here to the
safe zone for the party.
451
00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:21,832
You can't go beyond this block,
but restaurants, buildings,
452
00:21:21,832 --> 00:21:23,887
shops... all fair game.
453
00:21:23,887 --> 00:21:26,457
The winner is the last
assassin on the street,
454
00:21:26,457 --> 00:21:28,260
and they have all the other photos.
455
00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:32,273
So you have five safe
minutes to leave the builing.
456
00:21:32,273 --> 00:21:34,185
Starting now.
457
00:21:36,352 --> 00:21:38,573
I can't believe you were in on this.
458
00:21:38,574 --> 00:21:40,111
- Nicely played.
- Thank you.
459
00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:42,666
I figured someone had
to keep him distracted.
460
00:21:44,205 --> 00:21:46,230
I gotta go before I end up dead.
461
00:21:46,230 --> 00:21:49,525
I can't believe you
did this. It's awesome.
462
00:21:50,239 --> 00:21:52,032
I mean, you totally had me going.
463
00:21:52,032 --> 00:21:54,753
Apparently. What, were you just
not gonna show up to the gala?
464
00:21:54,753 --> 00:21:58,616
- What? No. Something with Jenny just came up.
- Yeah, I got that.
465
00:21:59,115 --> 00:22:01,316
Okay, we have exactly
four minutes left to live.
466
00:22:01,316 --> 00:22:03,851
Do you really want to
spend it talking like this?
467
00:22:04,716 --> 00:22:06,710
Hey, come on. Game's starting.
468
00:22:06,710 --> 00:22:08,635
- Let's go.
- I'm already dead.
469
00:22:08,635 --> 00:22:11,174
- You still have your photo.
- Formality.
470
00:22:11,174 --> 00:22:13,242
Although you're welcome to
kill me again if you like.
471
00:23:22,991 --> 00:23:24,092
Hello, Dorota.
472
00:23:24,092 --> 00:23:27,317
What are you doing here? I will
be killed if someone find me.
473
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:30,940
Why would somebody kill you?
Anti-royalists from Russia?
474
00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:33,040
No. In game.
475
00:23:33,947 --> 00:23:37,038
Then I must do something before you die.
476
00:23:43,178 --> 00:23:44,316
Dorota..
477
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,690
From the first moment I saw you,
478
00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:49,078
I knew you were princess.
479
00:23:49,786 --> 00:23:52,659
And every day you make me feel like king.
480
00:23:54,639 --> 00:23:55,671
Will you...
481
00:23:55,671 --> 00:23:58,952
yes, yes! Yes, of course I will marry you!
482
00:24:08,628 --> 00:24:10,705
At lest now I die with happiness.
483
00:24:13,239 --> 00:24:14,788
Oh! Oh, Vanya, I'm so sorry.
484
00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:16,608
Hey. You okay?
485
00:24:16,608 --> 00:24:20,246
Uh, yeah, I am. Are you... okay?
486
00:24:20,246 --> 00:24:22,566
I am engaged.
487
00:24:23,216 --> 00:24:26,931
Congratulations, both of you.
488
00:24:28,937 --> 00:24:31,107
Uh, sorry. A friend's housekeeper
489
00:24:31,107 --> 00:24:32,519
and our doorman just got engaged.
490
00:24:32,519 --> 00:24:34,420
But you obviously got
that, the... the engagement.
491
00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:36,351
Yeah, that's pretty self-explanatory.
492
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,288
It's the all-black
outfit that's throwing me.
493
00:24:38,288 --> 00:24:40,031
I'm in the middle of a game of assassin.
494
00:24:40,031 --> 00:24:42,618
Oh. Well, okay, please
continue on your way.
495
00:24:42,618 --> 00:24:44,619
I hate to contribute
to your untimely death.
496
00:24:44,619 --> 00:24:46,169
It looks like I'm safe for a moment.
497
00:24:46,169 --> 00:24:47,624
Do you live in the building?
498
00:24:47,624 --> 00:24:49,214
No. I just like hanging
out in random lobbies,
499
00:24:49,214 --> 00:24:50,528
overhearing marriage proposals
500
00:24:50,529 --> 00:24:51,843
and looking for pickup games of assassin.
501
00:24:51,843 --> 00:24:54,154
Then this is definitely your lucky day.
502
00:24:54,154 --> 00:24:55,411
Indeed.
503
00:25:04,882 --> 00:25:06,782
There is actually someting
that I have to take care of
504
00:25:06,782 --> 00:25:10,361
for a minute, but dead or
alive, I will be right back.
505
00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:13,499
Yeah, thanks.
506
00:25:30,416 --> 00:25:31,869
Thank you
507
00:25:31,869 --> 00:25:33,424
hey, get out of my truck!
508
00:25:34,713 --> 00:25:36,263
Now, if you'll excuse me,
509
00:25:36,263 --> 00:25:38,254
I have more important prey to hunt.
510
00:25:55,469 --> 00:25:57,932
You might want to call
Rufus and say your good-bye.
511
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,251
Okay. I'm kind of into
this killer side of you.
512
00:26:00,251 --> 00:26:01,154
Well, I'd hate for you to die
513
00:26:01,154 --> 00:26:02,289
without getting a
chance to read my script.
514
00:26:02,289 --> 00:26:03,883
I promise I will. I
know you have a deadline.
515
00:26:03,883 --> 00:26:05,216
You know, I'll give you another copy
516
00:26:05,216 --> 00:26:07,328
cause the one in your
bag is pretty marked up.
517
00:26:11,951 --> 00:26:14,021
I'm sorry, Dan. I didn't know what to do.
518
00:26:14,021 --> 00:26:15,491
And I was gonna tell you, but
then you liked mine so much,
519
00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:16,796
that I didn't know what to say.
520
00:26:16,796 --> 00:26:18,096
Are you saying you felt sorry for me?
521
00:26:18,096 --> 00:26:19,079
That's not what I meant.
522
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:21,117
Well, good. As long as we're being honest,
523
00:26:21,528 --> 00:26:23,945
your script was not an "a"-plus.
524
00:26:23,945 --> 00:26:25,177
It was a "d."
525
00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:30,151
At least you'll be
together on the other side.
526
00:26:35,706 --> 00:26:37,247
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. I
don't care about the game.
527
00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:39,074
- We need to talk.
- Okay. About what?
528
00:26:39,074 --> 00:26:40,970
- What were you doing with Nate today?
- Keeping him busy.
529
00:26:40,970 --> 00:26:42,388
We both know that wasn't the plan.
530
00:26:42,389 --> 00:26:43,097
Nate and I are just friends.
531
00:26:43,097 --> 00:26:44,575
Friends don't kiss friends
at their fashion shows.
532
00:26:44,575 --> 00:26:45,098
You have history with him.
533
00:26:45,099 --> 00:26:45,674
Yes, ancient.
534
00:26:45,674 --> 00:26:48,151
I promise I'm not gonna do anything
535
00:26:48,151 --> 00:26:49,264
to give Nate the wrong impression.
536
00:26:49,265 --> 00:26:50,276
- Now is that all?
- No.
537
00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:53,605
You can't kill me. You're already dead.
538
00:26:53,606 --> 00:26:54,977
No, I'm not.
539
00:26:54,977 --> 00:26:56,317
Yes, you are.
540
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,516
Any last words before I open
this door and murder you?
541
00:27:15,516 --> 00:27:18,625
Look, I know you thought
that I blew off your birthday,
542
00:27:18,625 --> 00:27:21,145
but you did ditch me.
543
00:27:21,145 --> 00:27:23,344
Serena, it wasn't like that.
544
00:27:23,344 --> 00:27:24,802
Nate...
545
00:27:26,231 --> 00:27:27,895
I need to know why you ignored our plans
546
00:27:27,895 --> 00:27:29,898
to spend the day with Jenny.
547
00:27:30,693 --> 00:27:33,046
Well, I promised her I
wouldn't say anything.
548
00:27:33,918 --> 00:27:36,623
Okay, last week something
really messed up happened to her.
549
00:27:36,623 --> 00:27:38,096
And she came to you about it?
550
00:27:38,097 --> 00:27:39,423
Only because I was involved.
551
00:27:39,423 --> 00:27:41,638
Well, that's not making
me feel any better.
552
00:27:41,638 --> 00:27:44,076
Okay, some girls from
Eleanor's fashion show...
553
00:27:44,076 --> 00:27:46,363
they roofie'd her, and then
they dumped her off at some bar
554
00:27:46,363 --> 00:27:50,213
- with all these guys.
- Oh, my God. I... is she okay?
555
00:27:50,213 --> 00:27:52,718
Yeah. I mean, I got there before
anything actually happened,
556
00:27:52,718 --> 00:27:56,727
but, you know, she's...
she's having a tough time.
557
00:27:57,488 --> 00:28:00,408
- So...
- I'm sorry.
558
00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:05,506
You're such a good guy, Nate Archibald.
559
00:28:06,369 --> 00:28:08,271
Can I kiss you before I kill you?
560
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,739
Gotcha. Watch your back.
561
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:18,074
Well, looks like it's
just you and Nate left.
562
00:28:18,074 --> 00:28:20,253
I'm on it.
563
00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:36,314
Hey, Chuck, have you seen Blair?
564
00:28:36,314 --> 00:28:37,675
I assume she's still slaying.
565
00:28:37,675 --> 00:28:40,198
She can't be. Her Polaroid's right here.
566
00:28:40,916 --> 00:28:43,174
You know Blair. She's probably cheating.
567
00:28:44,274 --> 00:28:45,868
If you'll excuse me a moment...
568
00:28:52,603 --> 00:28:53,700
Blair?
569
00:29:31,286 --> 00:29:33,489
When all other weapons fail,
570
00:29:33,489 --> 00:29:37,147
there's always human sacrifice.
571
00:29:40,795 --> 00:29:44,050
I... knew the memory of
our new year's together
572
00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:45,802
would bring you back.
573
00:29:45,803 --> 00:29:47,944
I'm not here for you.
574
00:29:48,382 --> 00:29:50,262
I here to get Chuck's hotel
575
00:29:50,262 --> 00:29:51,644
eh, semantics, really.
576
00:29:51,645 --> 00:29:53,421
I've had a contract drawn up.
577
00:29:53,421 --> 00:29:55,104
Now suddenly you don't trust me?
578
00:29:55,105 --> 00:29:56,451
What are your demands?
579
00:29:56,451 --> 00:29:58,296
"No kissing" seems to be,
580
00:29:58,779 --> 00:30:01,227
you know, some working
girls' rule of thumb.
581
00:30:05,518 --> 00:30:06,934
You'll tell Chuck that you realized
582
00:30:06,934 --> 00:30:09,422
he isn't worth losing Bass Australia over.
583
00:30:09,422 --> 00:30:11,234
Now that you've devalued the Empire,
584
00:30:11,234 --> 00:30:13,989
you're wiling to sell it
back, at a profit, of course,
585
00:30:13,990 --> 00:30:14,921
so he doesn't suspect anything.
586
00:30:14,921 --> 00:30:17,667
You know I love a win-win proposition.
587
00:30:18,396 --> 00:30:20,351
And Chuck can never know.
588
00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:24,541
Uh, I think I've already proven
I'm not one to kiss and tell.
589
00:30:29,442 --> 00:30:31,007
Fine.
590
00:30:33,631 --> 00:30:36,441
I've...I've already had his hotel.
591
00:30:36,441 --> 00:30:40,960
Now I'll leave knowing I've had
the thing he holds even dearer.
592
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,895
Everything that was his is mine.
593
00:30:45,167 --> 00:30:47,492
That dress looks almost as beautiful on
594
00:30:47,492 --> 00:30:49,776
as I'm sure it will off.
595
00:30:52,236 --> 00:30:54,149
But first, a drink.
596
00:30:58,865 --> 00:31:00,633
Oh, I'm sorry. She's trying to kill me.
597
00:31:00,633 --> 00:31:03,066
Yeah, only... because
he's trying to kill me.
598
00:31:03,066 --> 00:31:06,300
The grilled cheese with truffles
is really good, by the way.
599
00:31:17,971 --> 00:31:20,797
Looks like it's " till death do us part."
600
00:31:23,373 --> 00:31:27,253
Someday maybe you girls
find true love, too...
601
00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:30,017
And your children not
grow up to be bastards.
602
00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:33,988
Congratulations, Dorota, Vanya.
603
00:31:33,988 --> 00:31:38,603
Hey, uh, Dorota, do you remember the
guy that I was talking to in the lobby?
604
00:31:38,603 --> 00:31:41,145
I don't even remember own name.
605
00:31:41,145 --> 00:31:44,376
All a blur of sparkly...
606
00:31:49,739 --> 00:31:52,987
So, uh, it... it wasn't a "D. " It wasn't.
607
00:31:52,987 --> 00:31:54,467
But it wasn't an "a"-plus, either.
608
00:31:54,467 --> 00:31:56,657
I did think the male character's dialogue
609
00:31:56,657 --> 00:31:59,282
sounded a little bit like
a girl, you know, so...
610
00:31:59,688 --> 00:32:01,769
I can see that. Thanks for being honest.
611
00:32:01,769 --> 00:32:03,214
That's actually a really helpful note.
612
00:32:03,214 --> 00:32:04,986
Uh, all right. Well, you gotta do me now.
613
00:32:04,986 --> 00:32:06,895
Tear me to pieces. Be brutal.
614
00:32:06,895 --> 00:32:08,870
You know I think you're amazing writer.
615
00:32:08,871 --> 00:32:10,423
Really? That brutal?
616
00:32:11,079 --> 00:32:12,024
It's just...
617
00:32:12,024 --> 00:32:14,085
A play about a homeless
man winning the lottery?
618
00:32:14,085 --> 00:32:18,362
It seems a little out of your wheelhouse.
619
00:32:18,362 --> 00:32:20,466
Well, I was... you know, I
was trying to show some range.
620
00:32:20,466 --> 00:32:22,370
I know. But when you
write about what you know,
621
00:32:22,371 --> 00:32:22,931
you're amazing.
622
00:32:22,931 --> 00:32:24,782
Like that story about
graduating from st. Jude's
623
00:32:24,782 --> 00:32:27,711
having never fit in...
that was really beautiful.
624
00:32:28,217 --> 00:32:30,313
See, what would have happened
if you didn't tell me this,
625
00:32:30,313 --> 00:32:32,865
and I sent the wrong one
with my Tisch application?
626
00:32:34,428 --> 00:32:36,346
They would've loved you anyway.
627
00:32:36,347 --> 00:32:37,497
Sure you're not lying again?
628
00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:38,658
Never.
629
00:32:45,748 --> 00:32:46,869
Is it wrong that trying to kill you
630
00:32:46,869 --> 00:32:48,184
is the best time I've had in months?
631
00:32:48,184 --> 00:32:50,307
Actually, that's a great
reason to let me live.
632
00:32:53,673 --> 00:32:55,240
You are the birthday boy.
633
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,469
I should let you kill me.
634
00:33:09,958 --> 00:33:11,623
You're dead.
635
00:33:18,483 --> 00:33:19,875
Champagne okay?
636
00:33:21,904 --> 00:33:24,784
I prefer something
stronger to kill the germs.
637
00:33:26,660 --> 00:33:31,191
It must be lonely for you with
Chuck under all this pressure.
638
00:33:31,191 --> 00:33:35,410
Has the stress compromised his
ability to perform romantically?
639
00:33:35,410 --> 00:33:37,770
I'm here because I love Chuck.
640
00:33:37,770 --> 00:33:40,605
Don't flatter yourself into
thinking I'm going to enjoy this.
641
00:33:40,605 --> 00:33:42,547
Whatever you need to tell yourself.
642
00:33:46,050 --> 00:33:48,057
I think we've had enough foreplay.
643
00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:07,670
Thank you.
644
00:34:08,668 --> 00:34:09,919
What?
645
00:34:09,919 --> 00:34:11,778
That's it? You already
signed the contract.
646
00:34:11,778 --> 00:34:13,056
You can't go back now.
647
00:34:13,057 --> 00:34:14,334
Don't worry. Chuck will get his hotel.
648
00:34:14,334 --> 00:34:15,677
But contrary to what you may believe,
649
00:34:15,677 --> 00:34:17,700
I prefer the woman who
want to have sex with me.
650
00:34:17,701 --> 00:34:18,375
I don't understand.
651
00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:20,388
If you don't want me, then
why did you set this up?
652
00:34:20,388 --> 00:34:25,233
I told Chuck I'd take
either you or the hotel.
653
00:34:25,233 --> 00:34:28,042
He chose to give me you.
654
00:34:29,549 --> 00:34:32,102
No. What are you talking about?
655
00:34:32,102 --> 00:34:33,679
Chuck doesn't know anything about this.
656
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,074
Really?
657
00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:38,278
Because it seems to me he knew
exactly which buttons to have me push.
658
00:34:38,796 --> 00:34:41,084
Said you wouldn't be
able to resist stepping in
659
00:34:41,084 --> 00:34:44,103
to save him behind his back.
660
00:34:44,103 --> 00:34:46,684
You were there while I was shopping.
661
00:34:46,684 --> 00:34:48,258
You were the only one who saw this dress.
662
00:34:48,258 --> 00:34:50,443
And who do you think
sent me to that store?
663
00:34:50,443 --> 00:34:53,274
I'd never drop that
kind of money on a dress.
664
00:34:53,536 --> 00:34:56,310
My goal was to destroy Chuck.
665
00:34:56,310 --> 00:35:00,763
But that he has you, I
had to break that bond.
666
00:35:02,830 --> 00:35:04,215
Chuck would never do this to me.
667
00:35:04,215 --> 00:35:06,836
If you don't believe me,
check his credit card receipts.
668
00:35:06,836 --> 00:35:07,521
I'm sorry, Blair.
669
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:11,855
Just be grateful one of the Bass
men has some moral integrity.
670
00:35:11,855 --> 00:35:16,728
Although, if you're interested
in some revenge sex...
671
00:35:17,409 --> 00:35:19,244
I'd be more than happy to oblige.
672
00:35:19,244 --> 00:35:24,677
Arms are laid down, only to realize
you've been hit by friendly fire.
673
00:35:37,549 --> 00:35:40,559
Okay, so what the hell was that?
674
00:35:41,477 --> 00:35:44,180
What do you mean? We were
playing, and I killed you.
675
00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:48,009
Jenny, us hanging out
was... just as friends.
676
00:35:48,689 --> 00:35:50,232
Yeah, I know. Nate,
677
00:35:50,233 --> 00:35:51,657
seriously, I thought that you'd be happy
678
00:35:51,657 --> 00:35:53,784
I was finally having fun again.
679
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:03,058
Guys, I won.
680
00:36:06,982 --> 00:36:10,061
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
681
00:36:12,529 --> 00:36:13,535
Hey, I'm so glad it's over.
682
00:36:13,535 --> 00:36:16,628
- Hi. How could you lose?
- Oh, stop it.
683
00:36:16,628 --> 00:36:18,578
CDs.
684
00:36:28,356 --> 00:36:30,300
Home so soon?
685
00:36:31,865 --> 00:36:33,912
Please tell me Jack was lying,
686
00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:36,479
that you wouldn't betray me like that.
687
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:37,830
Me, betray you?
688
00:36:37,830 --> 00:36:40,709
You're the one who just
came from seeing my uncle.
689
00:36:40,709 --> 00:36:42,297
I went there for you because I thought
690
00:36:42,297 --> 00:36:44,639
it was the only way that
would save your hotel.
691
00:36:49,178 --> 00:36:50,936
I would've done anything to help you.
692
00:36:51,721 --> 00:36:54,039
All you had to do was ask.
693
00:36:57,123 --> 00:36:59,796
If I asked, it wouldn't have worked.
694
00:36:59,796 --> 00:37:00,794
You would have been too willing.
695
00:37:00,794 --> 00:37:01,615
When Jack came to you,
696
00:37:01,615 --> 00:37:03,497
he would've known we
were working together.
697
00:37:03,497 --> 00:37:07,232
I did what I had to, to win.
698
00:37:07,233 --> 00:37:07,466
No.
699
00:37:07,466 --> 00:37:11,722
I can't let my feelings
cost me all that I've built.
700
00:37:13,201 --> 00:37:15,679
Even if it means losing me instead?
701
00:37:19,773 --> 00:37:21,986
All I ever did was love you.
702
00:37:25,343 --> 00:37:28,091
"The worst thing I ever did,
703
00:37:28,091 --> 00:37:30,730
the darkest thought I ever had."
704
00:37:30,730 --> 00:37:34,691
You said you would stand
by me through anything.
705
00:37:34,691 --> 00:37:37,949
This, Blair, is "anything."
706
00:37:37,949 --> 00:37:42,028
I never thought that the worst thing
you would ever do would be to me.
707
00:37:44,737 --> 00:37:46,412
You went up there on your own.
708
00:37:56,531 --> 00:37:58,304
Good-bye, Chuck.
709
00:38:25,532 --> 00:38:28,176
Hey. I'm sorry for tricking you.
710
00:38:28,176 --> 00:38:30,258
Oh, it was worth it.
711
00:38:30,258 --> 00:38:32,904
Seriously? Best birthday ever.
712
00:38:32,904 --> 00:38:35,326
Well, it's not over yet.
713
00:38:35,326 --> 00:38:37,673
I still have to give you your present.
714
00:38:43,818 --> 00:38:46,260
Hey, Jenny, you ready?
I'm gonna grab our coats.
715
00:38:46,980 --> 00:38:48,425
Yeah, I'm done.
716
00:38:48,425 --> 00:38:51,460
I mean, yeah, I'm ready to go.
717
00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:54,460
I thought you didn't grab any.
718
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:00,791
When the battle ends
and weapons are put away,
719
00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:03,081
new strategies take shape.
720
00:39:13,003 --> 00:39:14,049
Hey, Vanessa.
721
00:39:15,985 --> 00:39:18,362
Professor Romano sent this over earlier.
722
00:39:18,362 --> 00:39:21,410
You weren't here, so the
messenger left it with me.
723
00:39:23,292 --> 00:39:26,127
I didn't know you were applying
to the Tisch writing program.
724
00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:29,342
I'm... kind of not telling anyone.
725
00:39:29,342 --> 00:39:30,724
It's really competitive.
726
00:39:30,724 --> 00:39:33,680
I mean, there are only a few
spots for N.Y.U. transfers.
727
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,098
- I hope you get in.
- Thanks.
728
00:39:41,950 --> 00:39:45,241
Soldiers decide to fend for themselves.
729
00:39:51,644 --> 00:39:53,801
Hey, there you are.
730
00:39:53,801 --> 00:39:57,299
- I think you lost this.
- Thanks.
731
00:40:00,472 --> 00:40:01,384
How'd you know what apartment I was in?
732
00:40:01,384 --> 00:40:05,100
Well, I, uh... I started on the
first floor and worked my way up.
733
00:40:05,835 --> 00:40:09,119
You do realize that this
is the penthouse, right?
734
00:40:11,555 --> 00:40:13,037
I'm Eric.
735
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,457
I'm Elliot.
736
00:40:15,457 --> 00:40:17,353
New alliances are made...
737
00:40:21,528 --> 00:40:23,658
but there are casualties.
738
00:40:36,531 --> 00:40:38,104
Welcome home, Chuck.
739
00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,677
You're not mad at me, are you?
740
00:40:41,677 --> 00:40:43,943
I mean, you didn't actually believe
741
00:40:43,943 --> 00:40:47,349
Blair could sleep with me
and you two would be okay?
742
00:40:47,909 --> 00:40:49,910
Or are you mad because I told her?
743
00:40:49,910 --> 00:40:56,057
Security, I need Jack Bass escorted
from my penthouse immediately.
744
00:40:56,766 --> 00:40:58,763
You may have told her...
745
00:41:00,474 --> 00:41:02,632
But Blair and I will get past this.
746
00:41:02,633 --> 00:41:03,557
Is that what you think?
747
00:41:03,557 --> 00:41:05,419
Don't you get it, Chuck?
748
00:41:06,468 --> 00:41:09,263
Blair's seen the real you now.
749
00:41:09,263 --> 00:41:11,447
It's over.
750
00:41:11,953 --> 00:41:14,777
She could never love that.
751
00:41:14,777 --> 00:41:16,921
No one could.
752
00:41:18,527 --> 00:41:21,442
Hope the Empire's everything you wanted,
753
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,250
'cause now that's all you got.
754
00:41:35,298 --> 00:41:37,347
In matters of love and war,
755
00:41:37,347 --> 00:41:40,187
all weapons cause injury.
756
00:41:40,187 --> 00:41:44,835
The question is, who will
live to fight another day?
757
00:41:44,835 --> 00:41:45,580
xoxo, gossip girl.
758
00:41:45,581 --> 00:41:49,581
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