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OK!
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Don't know how many of you
are new and how many of you
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have been with us
from the start,
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but I am Laura Hollis.
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Yes, the Laura Hollis
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who recently got famous, or...
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"internet famous"
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because my university pals and I
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vlogged ourselves
saving the world.
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(people screaming)
(demonic snarling)
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See, back in my freshman year,
we discovered
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that our Austrian university
was actually being
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run by an evil dean
and her vampire cult.
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Naturally.
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They'd been sacrificing girls
to this...
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monstrous creature
under the campus
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for centuries, and I was next.
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Really should've
gone to that safety school.
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Anyway....
The dean sent Carmilla.
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I'm your new roommate,
sweetheart.
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A 300-year old vampire
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with a checkered past
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and centuries worth of victims
to kidnap me.
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There was just one little snag
with that plan.
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Carm and I fell in love.
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Carm turned her back
on the evil dean,
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and with a little help
from our friends,
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Laf, Perry, Kirsch,
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Mel and Danny,
we saved the school...
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...and the world.
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For stopping the apocalypse,
Carm earned herself
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a magical, human life.
A vampire no more!
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A chance to...
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start again and leave
the crimes of her past behind,
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and for us to figure out...
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...whatever happens next.
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(uplifting music)
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(thunder cracking)
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(sharp inhale)
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OK...
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Weird.
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♪♪♪
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Old-timey and weird.
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(door creaking)
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Hello?
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(ethereal music)
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Ghost lady?
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(dramatic music)
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♪♪♪
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(gasping)
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- You're wearing my brooch.
- Oh, Carm!
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- (sighing)
- Did I scare you, my pet?
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You think, sneaking around
dressed like Lizzie Borden?
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Wait...
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Why are you dressed
like Lizzie Borden?
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You mustn't be afraid.
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Why would I be afraid?
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We shall die as lovers may.
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Die together...
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...so that we may live together.
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(snarling)
(dramatic music)
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(gulping)
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(sharp inhale)
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(sighing)
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Welcome back, Cream Puff.
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I think your horror movies
are giving me nightmares.
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Oh, well...
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Life's rough
like that sometimes.
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(chainsaw revving on TV)
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Come on!
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How long does it take
to kill one limping teenager?
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Is this guy on a coffee break?
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(woman): Get in the car!
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So, what happened?
Did you get scooped up
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by that talking goat again?
(chuckling)
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No. I dreamed you
were a vampire.
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It was very...
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blast from your
gothic horror past.
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There was this old house,
and then you...
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...then you were actually
kind of scary.
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I hurt you?
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In a dream.
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Come on, it was probably a...
subconscious fascination
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with Victorian murders.
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- Or, uh... corsets.
- Mmm!
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Well, no need to go
digging around in the past.
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We have it much better now.
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No arguments here.
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So long, hammer horror!
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Hello, rom-com.
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(chainsaw revving on TV)
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(screaming on TV)
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(heavenly music)
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♪♪♪
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♪♪ We could live ♪
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♪ Forever, and suffer ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Die as one,
together ♪
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♪ As lovers ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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(harmonizing)
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♪♪♪
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♪ Love will be cruel ♪
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♪ To who it entices ♪
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(harmonizing)
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♪♪♪
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♪ Love will have ♪
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♪ Its sacrifices ♪♪
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♪♪♪
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(rapid footfalls)
(heavy breathing)
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(eerie music)
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♪♪♪
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(dramatic music)
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(gasping)
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(sighing)
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(kiss sound)
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(birds chirping)
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(sighing)
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How now, brown cow.
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How now, brown cow!
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Happy anniversary,
faithful viewers!
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I know. I know, I know, I know.
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I'm behind on my posts,
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but I would never miss this,
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because five years ago today,
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a rag-tag bunch of
undergraduates stopped the dean
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of their evil university
from unleashing hell on earth!
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Or... mostly stopped. You can't
really blame us for Antarctica.
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And where are they now,
you might ask?
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Well, let's check in
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with a very special
five-year retrospective.
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And then we will cut to...
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(upbeat music)
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♪♪♪
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First up is Lafontaine
and Perry, who,
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as you'll recall, transferred
to occult studies at Berkeley
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and then started Laferry
Industries, where they've
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been revolutionizing
life with the supernatural
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with products like their hemo-
soy vegan vampire supplements
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ever since. They've got
this huge meeting
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with a megacorporation that
wants to buy their start-up.
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I'm so proud!
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Speaking of super-successful
people, you guys remember Danny,
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my lit TA turned stalwart ally
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turned repentant vampire
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has turned into...
a vampire rights advocate.
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And what retrospective
would be complete
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without a look at
how Mel and Kirsch and I
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leveraged our amateur coverage
of the almost apocalypse
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into a career in local news.
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And if you're morbidly curious,
here are some clips!
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Today, we explore the fast-paced
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world of floral arrangements.
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Cranberry bannock.
Ceramic cephalopod.
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So... yeah.
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I've not quite
achieved Lois Lane-dom.
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But never fear!
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It is all part
of my five-year plan.
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Yeah. Um...
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after Carm and I took
our glorious gap year,
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it was time to start real life.
So, we moved home to TO.
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I finished my degree,
stuck my foot in the door.
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Now, I'm just waiting
for my big break,
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busting open some huge Woodward
and Bernstein-style scandal
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and being moved up
to the city desk.
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Admittedly, I have been...
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waiting a while for that one.
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But, uh, you know,
that's what you do in life.
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You pay your dues.
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Unless you're a former vampire
with 300 years of sunshine
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and culinary history
to catch up on.
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So, what has our Carm been up to
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as a living, breathing human?
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She's definitely taking
advantage of ye olde
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vampire trust fund.
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Bakery-based gluttony: check.
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Sun-tanning sloth: check.
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I-have-a-pulse-now lust.
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Well...
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(chuckling)
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Actually, I can't really
complain about that last one.
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Yeah.
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Unless you count
starring in my spooky dreams,
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it's been a bit more pastry
than purpose lately.
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But... today's retrospective
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is all about perspective.
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We are going to get our heroine
back on track.
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But... where to start
such a conversation?
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Where else?
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With dessert! Ha ha!
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Mmm...
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Have you been baking?
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Happy re-birthday!
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(giggling)
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It's a...
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like a...
like a birthday,
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but for your rebirth...
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because...
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five years ago,
you got a life.
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Not like a '90s "Get a life!"
but you know, um...
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- Literally.
- Hm.
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How very Lewis Carroll.
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So...
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speaking of five years,
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I was thinking that we
could talk about five years
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in the other direction.
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'Cause you've been
through a lot.
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Not just Silas,
but... death.
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And the French Revolution.
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So... it's completely
understandable that you're
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- feeling a little lost.
- Lost?
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OK, maybe not lost, but...
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maybe a little...
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...aimless.
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Laura, are you
staging an intervention
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because you think
I'm wasting my life?
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No!
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Maybe.
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It's just...
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You aren't immortal anymore.
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And I know that you
want to make the most
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- of our lives together...
- Is there something wrong
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with those lives being fun?
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No...
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but I think it's possible
to have fun and...
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And did I go to that
supernatural therapist?
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One time.
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You said you couldn't
take advice
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from someone born
after the moon landing.
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Mhm.
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And do I pester you
because you would rather
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spend your days
in a news cubicle
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instead of on a beach
in the South of France?
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No, you don't. It's just...
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It's just...
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you like making plans,
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and I love that about you.
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But...
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I don't know.
It's my re-birthday.
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So...
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I wanna spend it
enjoying our lives.
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Preferably...
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somewhere with a... patio
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and an extensive wine selection.
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♪♪♪
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And chocolates.
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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(sharp inhale)
(thunder rumbling)
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(eerie music)
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Carm?
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Shh...
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You're dreaming.
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Oh.
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Right.
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You are mine.
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You shall be mine.
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You and I are one...
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...forever.
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Something tells me
I'm gonna like this dream.
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(rising music)
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♪♪♪
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CARM! What are you doing?!
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(hissing)
CARM!
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Hey! Hey!
It's me! It's me!
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Laura, your neck...
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Oh, God!
271
00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:33,302
What is going on?
272
00:14:37,139 --> 00:14:39,308
Have you been in close
proximity to any vampires
273
00:14:39,342 --> 00:14:42,311
or vampire by-products
in the past two or three months?
274
00:14:42,345 --> 00:14:44,813
Oh, you mean when a Sumerian
goddess turned me again
275
00:14:44,846 --> 00:14:46,949
last week? Must've
slipped my mind.
276
00:14:46,982 --> 00:14:48,951
I see the sarcasm
hasn't suffered.
277
00:14:48,984 --> 00:14:51,119
Thanks for taking time out
of your meeting prep to help us.
278
00:14:52,455 --> 00:14:54,056
- For you guys... anything.
- Of course.
279
00:14:54,089 --> 00:14:56,124
We're probably over-prepared.
280
00:14:56,158 --> 00:14:58,361
Something's definitely off
with Carm.
281
00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,297
For those of us
without a fancy cyborg eye?
282
00:15:02,332 --> 00:15:03,832
Right. Um...
283
00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:09,304
This is Carm, and she's,
well, dead except...
284
00:15:09,339 --> 00:15:11,507
Except the resurrection spell
is still running inside her,
285
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,842
- making her a living human.
- It makes her heart beat,
286
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:15,478
hair grow, and all
the other things
287
00:15:15,511 --> 00:15:18,481
- a regular human body does.
- Yeah, like a magic battery.
288
00:15:18,514 --> 00:15:20,483
I thought we agreed
we wouldn't call it that.
289
00:15:20,516 --> 00:15:22,050
My vote's still
with "life force".
290
00:15:22,084 --> 00:15:24,152
- No, that's even worse.
- Ooh! What about, um,
291
00:15:24,186 --> 00:15:26,822
- what about your spark?
- Hm! Does pretty much work
292
00:15:26,855 --> 00:15:28,857
- like an ignition.
- (Laura): Spark it is!
293
00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:30,859
- Spark, spark, spark!
- I hope
294
00:15:30,892 --> 00:15:32,060
you're enjoying yourselves.
295
00:15:33,195 --> 00:15:34,229
Uh...
296
00:15:35,897 --> 00:15:37,433
Carmilla's spark is going out.
297
00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:40,436
- What's wrong with it?
- It's producing a sort
298
00:15:40,470 --> 00:15:42,472
of electrical discharge
that's making it flicker,
299
00:15:42,505 --> 00:15:45,040
and since it's
what's keeping her human,
300
00:15:45,073 --> 00:15:47,477
- when it flickers, she...
- Vamps out.
301
00:15:50,112 --> 00:15:51,113
OK, so...
302
00:15:52,548 --> 00:15:53,915
How do we get my...
303
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:58,120
..."spark" to stop flickering?
304
00:15:58,153 --> 00:16:00,188
We'll have to run
some more tests.
305
00:16:00,222 --> 00:16:03,258
And in the meantime, Carm just
keeps randomly vamping out?
306
00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:05,227
What are we supposed
to do about that?
307
00:16:08,063 --> 00:16:09,365
(sighing)
308
00:16:09,399 --> 00:16:11,199
♪♪ Hundreds of miles, yeah ♪
309
00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:13,035
♪ You cry like a baby ♪
310
00:16:13,068 --> 00:16:15,405
♪ You plead with me,
Shout, scream ♪
311
00:16:15,438 --> 00:16:17,839
♪ Tell me I'm staying ♪
312
00:16:17,873 --> 00:16:21,043
♪ I know, I know, I know ♪
313
00:16:21,076 --> 00:16:22,911
- ♪ I'm still your love ♪
- Ow!
314
00:16:22,944 --> 00:16:24,580
♪♪♪
315
00:16:25,947 --> 00:16:28,050
♪ Back from the last place ♪
316
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:30,118
(animal squeaking)
♪ That I wanted to fake you ♪
317
00:16:30,152 --> 00:16:33,423
♪ Laugh with me, shout, scream
Now tell me you're staying ♪
318
00:16:33,456 --> 00:16:37,460
♪ I know, I know, I know ♪
319
00:16:37,493 --> 00:16:39,194
♪ You're still my love ♪♪
320
00:16:39,227 --> 00:16:40,463
♪♪♪
321
00:16:40,496 --> 00:16:42,598
(indistinct speaking)
322
00:16:42,632 --> 00:16:44,567
First of all, she's jazzed.
323
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,268
Like, "Oh, there'll be
blueberry pie, right?
324
00:16:46,301 --> 00:16:47,936
I'm into the bluebs."
And then to top it all off,
325
00:16:47,969 --> 00:16:49,439
I get to the fridge,
and he's just...
326
00:16:51,273 --> 00:16:52,375
Carm?
327
00:16:54,544 --> 00:16:56,945
You OK?
328
00:16:56,978 --> 00:17:00,215
Sure, just... grappling
with an aversion to daylight
329
00:17:00,248 --> 00:17:01,950
and cravings for blood.
330
00:17:01,983 --> 00:17:03,419
Hey...
331
00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:05,421
Laf is gonna
figure something out.
332
00:17:05,455 --> 00:17:07,989
I know, it's just...
333
00:17:08,023 --> 00:17:10,092
this was supposed
to be done.
334
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:11,960
You know...
335
00:17:11,993 --> 00:17:15,263
the bloodlust,
the self-loathing,
336
00:17:15,297 --> 00:17:17,633
the sleeping tied to a chair
in my own bedroom.
337
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,935
That one might be overkill.
338
00:17:23,004 --> 00:17:25,441
You've never had a problem
controlling yourself before.
339
00:17:28,143 --> 00:17:30,112
Unless you count
dream Carm chasing me
340
00:17:30,145 --> 00:17:32,348
through discount
Transylvania all...
341
00:17:32,382 --> 00:17:34,484
"You are mine.
You shall be mine."
342
00:17:36,151 --> 00:17:37,319
Wait. What did you just say?
343
00:17:38,488 --> 00:17:40,322
"You are mine.
You shall be mine.
344
00:17:40,356 --> 00:17:42,924
You and I are
one forever."
345
00:17:48,498 --> 00:17:50,366
Carm, what is going on?
346
00:17:51,534 --> 00:17:53,369
It was just some
silly Dracu-poetry
347
00:17:53,403 --> 00:17:55,371
my brain coughed up
for atmosphere.
348
00:17:58,173 --> 00:18:00,142
What are you looking for?
(sighing)
349
00:18:00,175 --> 00:18:02,478
(suspenseful music)
350
00:18:02,512 --> 00:18:04,514
♪♪♪
351
00:18:06,516 --> 00:18:08,016
That house.
352
00:18:08,049 --> 00:18:09,652
This is where
Elle and I lived.
353
00:18:11,654 --> 00:18:13,188
Was this the manor
in your dreams?
354
00:18:17,393 --> 00:18:19,662
So this place Laura's been
dreaming about, the manor,
355
00:18:19,695 --> 00:18:21,564
- it's real?
- Not just the manor.
356
00:18:23,198 --> 00:18:25,635
Carm thinks that,
from what I'm describing,
357
00:18:25,668 --> 00:18:27,336
the house, the clothes,
what she says -
358
00:18:27,370 --> 00:18:30,005
that I'm dreaming things
that really happened...
359
00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:33,141
...150 years ago...
360
00:18:34,142 --> 00:18:35,043
...to Elle.
361
00:18:39,214 --> 00:18:40,416
Am I supposed to know
who Elle is?
362
00:18:41,651 --> 00:18:43,519
Elle, the girl Carm
turned on her mother
363
00:18:43,553 --> 00:18:44,687
and stopped being evil for?
364
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,456
That wasn't Laura?
365
00:18:46,489 --> 00:18:48,624
Carmilla's epic first love?
366
00:18:48,658 --> 00:18:50,693
Also not Laura?
367
00:18:50,726 --> 00:18:53,061
Remember our first year
at Silas, those weird dreams
368
00:18:53,094 --> 00:18:55,063
- I was having?
- Only they weren't dreams,
369
00:18:55,096 --> 00:18:56,732
they were warnings
from Carm's...
370
00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:02,672
So you think the dreams
are from Elle?
371
00:19:02,705 --> 00:19:06,074
Didn't she like, sparkle off
into floaty white nothingness
372
00:19:06,107 --> 00:19:08,143
after Carmilla killed
the giant angler fish god?
373
00:19:08,176 --> 00:19:10,746
How is that a sentence
I end up saying?
374
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:11,614
Only one way to find out.
375
00:19:13,114 --> 00:19:14,584
We go back to the scene
of the crime.
376
00:19:14,617 --> 00:19:17,353
If it's ghosts we can test
the new spectrometer...
377
00:19:17,386 --> 00:19:20,288
(voices fading)
378
00:19:20,322 --> 00:19:23,091
- Carm?
- Ooh! Then off-ty off we go!
379
00:19:23,124 --> 00:19:25,126
Yeah. I'm...
380
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,597
gonna go crack
another bottle of hemo-soy.
381
00:19:34,269 --> 00:19:35,671
Hey.
382
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,741
I'm sorry about the whole
"scene of the crime" thing.
383
00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:42,545
I know what happened between
you and Elle was complicated.
384
00:19:42,578 --> 00:19:44,614
- I shouldn't have said that.
- No...
385
00:19:44,647 --> 00:19:46,516
the scene of the crime
is exactly what it is.
386
00:19:46,549 --> 00:19:48,451
You saw those dreams.
387
00:19:48,484 --> 00:19:50,151
You know I...
388
00:19:51,152 --> 00:19:52,153
...hurt her.
389
00:19:53,288 --> 00:19:54,357
Hurt you.
390
00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:56,291
You didn't mean to.
391
00:19:57,827 --> 00:19:59,662
Maybe there's a silver lining
in all of this.
392
00:19:59,695 --> 00:20:02,431
If this is Elle trying
to warn us about something,
393
00:20:02,465 --> 00:20:04,333
maybe you can... help her.
394
00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:05,668
I'm done being a vampire.
395
00:20:07,102 --> 00:20:10,138
I'm done dredging up
the past. I'm... done
396
00:20:10,171 --> 00:20:12,642
with well-meaning
therapists saying,
397
00:20:12,675 --> 00:20:15,310
"Close your eyes and think
of those you've wronged
398
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,780
while I light up
this funky incense."
399
00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:21,817
That's right.
400
00:20:21,851 --> 00:20:24,687
We have plans, and goals.
401
00:20:25,821 --> 00:20:27,590
And a colour-coded chart,
402
00:20:27,623 --> 00:20:30,359
none of which features
some... mystery
403
00:20:30,393 --> 00:20:33,329
from your past stealing
the life that you earned.
404
00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:36,131
So we are gonna figure out
405
00:20:36,164 --> 00:20:38,501
who or what is doing this,
and then we are gonna...
406
00:20:38,534 --> 00:20:41,169
- Gruesomely murder them...
- Stop them.
407
00:20:43,606 --> 00:20:45,608
We're goin' back to Styria.
408
00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:49,579
(upbeat music)
409
00:20:49,612 --> 00:20:51,714
♪♪♪
410
00:20:57,853 --> 00:20:59,789
- (Kirsch): Where are we going?
- (Laura): Styria!
411
00:20:59,822 --> 00:21:01,724
- (Kirsch): Why are we going?
- (Laura): To stop Carm
412
00:21:01,757 --> 00:21:03,659
- from re-vamping!
- (Kirsch): OK, but really,
413
00:21:03,693 --> 00:21:05,494
why go to the bad place
with the monsters?
414
00:21:05,528 --> 00:21:07,330
(Laura): Because of Elle's
manor. It's in my dreams.
415
00:21:07,363 --> 00:21:10,333
It's all connected. And it's
our only lead! Ha ha!
416
00:21:10,366 --> 00:21:12,435
(Kirsch): Ooh, schnitzel!
417
00:21:14,937 --> 00:21:17,573
(rousing music)
418
00:21:17,607 --> 00:21:20,476
♪♪♪
419
00:21:35,591 --> 00:21:37,360
(record scratching)
(panting)
420
00:21:37,393 --> 00:21:39,428
How much farther
'til we get to this place!?
421
00:21:40,896 --> 00:21:42,197
It's just...
422
00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:44,132
Right around the corner.
423
00:21:50,305 --> 00:21:53,476
Oh, yeah! That's cool, Laura.
I got your bag. Yeah.
424
00:21:53,509 --> 00:21:56,679
(birds chirping)
425
00:21:56,712 --> 00:21:58,614
(eerie music)
426
00:21:58,648 --> 00:22:00,650
♪♪♪
427
00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:11,961
You don't have to do this
if you don't want.
428
00:22:11,994 --> 00:22:14,229
You can just stay here
if it's too much.
429
00:22:14,262 --> 00:22:17,298
Hm. And leave you alone
430
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,300
to explore the mystery mansion?
431
00:22:19,335 --> 00:22:21,370
Hard pass.
432
00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:30,311
(door creaking)
Hello?
433
00:22:46,429 --> 00:22:48,597
♪♪♪
434
00:23:00,476 --> 00:23:02,812
(Kirsch): Hellooo?
Knock knock?
435
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,281
Elle's manor's pretty cool.
436
00:23:06,314 --> 00:23:08,350
I guess, if you dig
the Herring Hall vibe.
437
00:23:09,351 --> 00:23:10,486
Hello?
438
00:23:11,654 --> 00:23:13,321
Anybody?
439
00:23:13,355 --> 00:23:14,957
I'm calling it. This place
is totally haunted.
440
00:23:14,990 --> 00:23:18,427
You don't know that!
Maybe it's just... creaky.
441
00:23:18,461 --> 00:23:21,330
It's a lovely example
of a 19th-centry schloss.
442
00:23:21,363 --> 00:23:22,998
Ha. Schloss.
443
00:23:23,032 --> 00:23:25,801
This is exactly like my dream.
It's beautiful.
444
00:23:25,835 --> 00:23:27,937
I mean, abandoned and dusty,
445
00:23:27,970 --> 00:23:29,939
but... beautiful.
446
00:23:29,972 --> 00:23:32,341
Oh, well, we can
deal with the dust.
447
00:23:32,374 --> 00:23:33,876
Tell me you did not
bring an entire bag
448
00:23:33,909 --> 00:23:35,878
- of cleaning supplies.
- Of course I did.
449
00:23:35,911 --> 00:23:37,413
Do you know what dust
does to expensive equipment?
450
00:23:39,014 --> 00:23:41,951
We have EMF detectors, Geiger
counters, various spectrometers.
451
00:23:41,984 --> 00:23:43,819
You didn't think maybe
we'd need some actual weapons?
452
00:23:43,853 --> 00:23:45,721
Well, knowledge
is really less...
453
00:23:45,755 --> 00:23:47,723
Pretty sure weapons
are the best weapon.
454
00:23:47,757 --> 00:23:50,926
Look at this princess.
Carbon-fibre limbs,
455
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,928
80-pound draw weight,
456
00:23:52,962 --> 00:23:54,930
capable of shooting
160 feet per second.
457
00:23:54,964 --> 00:23:56,766
I call her...
458
00:23:56,799 --> 00:23:57,967
Gertrude.
459
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,402
- How excessive.
- Excessive?
460
00:24:00,436 --> 00:24:02,505
Do you remember senior year?
461
00:24:02,538 --> 00:24:05,407
You were possessed
by Carmilla's mom, the evil god
462
00:24:05,441 --> 00:24:07,676
who forced the entire student
body - including me - to dig a pit
463
00:24:07,710 --> 00:24:10,379
to the literal gates of Hell. Or
how about that time Lafontaine
464
00:24:10,412 --> 00:24:12,848
got brain-sucked by the giant
angler fish monster?
465
00:24:12,882 --> 00:24:14,850
Or how about the time
that the evil baron
466
00:24:14,884 --> 00:24:17,386
tried to execute Carmilla?
Or that time that Laura sorta,
467
00:24:17,419 --> 00:24:19,522
- kinda, I don't know, died?
- We do have
468
00:24:19,555 --> 00:24:22,391
a lot of back story.
(clattering)
469
00:24:22,424 --> 00:24:24,827
- (thunder cracking)
- (mumbling): Fine.
470
00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:26,796
- Fine. Haunted.
- Tell me at least
471
00:24:26,829 --> 00:24:28,531
- you two packed some heat?
- Uh, I know Krav Maga.
472
00:24:28,564 --> 00:24:31,400
I am a weapon.
I brought walkie-talkies
473
00:24:31,433 --> 00:24:33,402
and flashlights for everyone.
474
00:24:33,435 --> 00:24:35,070
There's no cell service
out here.
475
00:24:35,104 --> 00:24:36,539
- They're gonna come in handy.
- How about you, Jughead?
476
00:24:37,773 --> 00:24:39,742
Oh. Vincent Van Bro
brought beer.
477
00:24:42,578 --> 00:24:44,747
- Is that her?
- Yeah.
478
00:24:47,550 --> 00:24:49,718
- Let's search this place!
- For a girl
479
00:24:49,752 --> 00:24:51,854
who died 150 years ago?
480
00:24:51,887 --> 00:24:54,456
- (zipping)
- Better not keep her waiting.
481
00:24:54,490 --> 00:24:56,091
(thunder cracking)
482
00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:58,060
(eerie music)
483
00:24:58,093 --> 00:25:00,729
♪♪♪
484
00:25:00,763 --> 00:25:03,499
(door creaking)
485
00:25:08,003 --> 00:25:10,706
(spectrometer crackling)
486
00:25:23,118 --> 00:25:24,954
(door creaking)
487
00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:46,775
(thunder cracking)
488
00:25:52,748 --> 00:25:55,417
- Is that you?
- It was.
489
00:26:06,462 --> 00:26:08,797
We should be safe to push the meeting
to next week, don't you think?
490
00:26:08,831 --> 00:26:10,499
Do we have to talk
about this right now?
491
00:26:10,532 --> 00:26:12,134
The single most important
meeting of our careers?
492
00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:14,136
Per, we are searching
a haunted castle for ghosts.
493
00:26:14,169 --> 00:26:16,639
This is literally the reason
we started the company.
494
00:26:16,672 --> 00:26:18,641
- But if we had more resources...
- Hold on, I think I got a hit.
495
00:26:18,674 --> 00:26:20,442
(alarm)
No, it's gone now.
496
00:26:20,476 --> 00:26:22,511
Well, now, see, as part
of Intrigue, we'd have all
497
00:26:22,544 --> 00:26:24,513
the equipment, we could scan
the house in like, two seconds!
498
00:26:24,546 --> 00:26:27,049
Yeah. I get it, but we're not
selling out right this second.
499
00:26:27,082 --> 00:26:28,817
So can we focus
on the task at hand?
500
00:26:29,985 --> 00:26:31,754
Let's check out
the next room.
501
00:26:37,026 --> 00:26:39,094
(door creaking)
(dramatic music)
502
00:26:43,532 --> 00:26:45,868
(thunder cracking)
503
00:26:50,039 --> 00:26:52,074
Looking forward to seeing her?
504
00:26:52,107 --> 00:26:53,943
Elle, I mean?
505
00:26:53,976 --> 00:26:56,011
I wouldn't blame you
if you were.
506
00:26:57,012 --> 00:26:58,847
Honestly, I'd rather not.
507
00:26:59,848 --> 00:27:02,117
What am I supposed to say?
508
00:27:02,151 --> 00:27:03,953
Sorry I lied to you
and sacrificed you
509
00:27:03,986 --> 00:27:05,921
to a giant fish monster?
510
00:27:05,955 --> 00:27:08,490
I doubt there's a Hallmark card.
511
00:27:09,291 --> 00:27:11,527
It wasn't all your fault.
512
00:27:26,909 --> 00:27:27,876
(screaming)
513
00:27:27,910 --> 00:27:30,012
(beeping)
514
00:27:30,045 --> 00:27:32,014
I told her these
were gonna come in handy!
515
00:27:32,047 --> 00:27:34,249
Ghosts! The schloss
is full of ghosts!
516
00:27:34,283 --> 00:27:35,985
(crash of thunder)
(gasping)
517
00:27:37,319 --> 00:27:39,755
GHOST! Ghost!
518
00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:41,757
- Everyone, come on! Come on!
- Haunted house!
519
00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:44,093
- Totally called it!
- Where do we go?!
520
00:27:44,126 --> 00:27:46,095
- Go!
- Holy crap! Oh, crap!
521
00:27:46,128 --> 00:27:49,098
- Go, go! - Perry, do something!
- Go, go, go, go!
522
00:27:49,131 --> 00:27:51,867
- God, it's stuck!
- Come on!
523
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:53,902
(indistinct shouting)
524
00:27:53,936 --> 00:27:56,638
Ghosts! Ghosts!
Guys! Guys!
525
00:27:58,741 --> 00:28:01,610
- Let me out!
- Oh! Oh!
526
00:28:01,643 --> 00:28:03,545
- Ooh!
- Uh, guys...
527
00:28:03,579 --> 00:28:05,814
(indistinct whispering)
528
00:28:10,786 --> 00:28:12,755
Um...
529
00:28:12,788 --> 00:28:14,323
Hi.
530
00:28:14,357 --> 00:28:16,625
I'm Laura. These
are my friends...
531
00:28:16,658 --> 00:28:18,093
and we'd be thrilled
532
00:28:18,127 --> 00:28:20,229
if you'd abandon your plans
to gruesomely murder us.
533
00:28:20,262 --> 00:28:23,265
Hello, Miss Karnstein.
534
00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:25,834
Hello...
535
00:28:29,271 --> 00:28:30,272
Wait. I know you.
536
00:28:31,673 --> 00:28:32,875
How do I know you?
537
00:28:33,976 --> 00:28:35,811
Oh, dear.
Well, this is awkward.
538
00:28:37,312 --> 00:28:38,947
We imagined you'd recall...
539
00:28:38,981 --> 00:28:41,283
Killing us.
540
00:28:41,316 --> 00:28:43,852
I'm Charlotte.
This is my sister, Emily.
541
00:28:43,886 --> 00:28:48,190
- Carmilla killed you?
- Oh... no, not quite, exactly.
542
00:28:48,223 --> 00:28:50,893
Her mother did
the actual deed.
543
00:28:50,926 --> 00:28:52,861
You're the girls
544
00:28:52,895 --> 00:28:54,863
who were sacrificed
to the Deep One.
545
00:28:54,897 --> 00:28:57,699
(dramatic music)
546
00:28:57,733 --> 00:28:58,700
Yes.
547
00:28:58,734 --> 00:29:01,036
We are the victims
548
00:29:01,070 --> 00:29:03,038
of Carmilla Karnstein...
549
00:29:07,643 --> 00:29:10,145
...and we'd like
to invite you to dinner.
550
00:29:13,816 --> 00:29:16,185
It's wonderful that you've
all been able to join us.
551
00:29:17,853 --> 00:29:21,391
And naturally, we're so glad
you've arrived in time.
552
00:29:21,424 --> 00:29:24,159
We've been waiting for weeks.
553
00:29:24,193 --> 00:29:26,662
- For us?
- For Miss Karnstein.
554
00:29:26,695 --> 00:29:29,298
We hoped once she realized
what had happened, she'd return.
555
00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:31,967
Hold up. Did you just confess
556
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,636
to flipping the vampire switch
on our girl Carm here?
557
00:29:34,670 --> 00:29:36,805
Oh. Goodness, no.
We couldn't have.
558
00:29:36,839 --> 00:29:38,341
What little research
559
00:29:38,374 --> 00:29:41,344
we have been able to perform
suggests it was Miss Karnstein's
560
00:29:41,377 --> 00:29:44,046
life force that pulled us
into the physical world.
561
00:29:45,047 --> 00:29:47,082
Until a few weeks ago,
562
00:29:47,116 --> 00:29:49,685
we were trapped in a
nightmare land, doomed
563
00:29:49,718 --> 00:29:51,687
to endlessly repeat
our greatest regret.
564
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,756
This nightmare afterlife, is
it more of a Jungian-unconscious
565
00:29:54,790 --> 00:29:57,126
or a through-the-looking-glass-
to-hell situation?
566
00:29:57,159 --> 00:29:58,361
Stop that!
567
00:29:58,394 --> 00:30:00,195
It's not polite to pry
into other people's
568
00:30:00,229 --> 00:30:02,731
- unspeakable suffering.
- Why would you be connected
569
00:30:02,764 --> 00:30:04,733
- to Carmilla's human life?
- Ah.
570
00:30:05,901 --> 00:30:09,138
We think it might be
because it was
571
00:30:09,171 --> 00:30:11,974
- Miss Karnstein who...
- She's the reason we died.
572
00:30:13,909 --> 00:30:15,711
Yes.
573
00:30:15,744 --> 00:30:18,780
The family here offered my
sister and I a place to lodge.
574
00:30:18,814 --> 00:30:20,782
They neglected to mention
the vampire cult.
575
00:30:20,816 --> 00:30:23,353
Same thing happened with
my college acceptance letter.
576
00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:25,988
You said you knew the family.
Does that mean
577
00:30:26,021 --> 00:30:27,723
that you knew Elle?
578
00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:30,726
Miss Sheridan.
579
00:30:30,759 --> 00:30:33,061
Ah. Yes. We knew her.
580
00:30:35,063 --> 00:30:37,966
- But she isn't here with you?
- No.
581
00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:40,235
She isn't with us.
582
00:30:42,104 --> 00:30:44,072
But...
583
00:30:44,106 --> 00:30:46,275
we're thrilled that you are!
584
00:30:46,308 --> 00:30:48,277
- (sighing)
- OK. That's it.
585
00:30:49,445 --> 00:30:50,846
What's with the Stepford act?
586
00:30:51,947 --> 00:30:53,483
I got you and
your sister killed.
587
00:30:53,516 --> 00:30:55,751
Yes, but you're here now.
588
00:30:55,784 --> 00:30:57,453
And according to
this spell book,
589
00:30:57,487 --> 00:30:59,922
we need you,
Carmilla, here
590
00:30:59,955 --> 00:31:02,724
to perform the ritual
that will let us move on.
591
00:31:04,394 --> 00:31:06,795
I don't suppose
I could take a crack
592
00:31:06,828 --> 00:31:08,263
- at deciphering the book?
- Oh!
593
00:31:08,297 --> 00:31:11,200
Please, do. I've
deciphered what I can,
594
00:31:11,233 --> 00:31:13,369
but I'm hardly
an adept. Ah...
595
00:31:13,403 --> 00:31:15,938
From what I can tell,
if we move on,
596
00:31:15,971 --> 00:31:18,941
your vampire symptoms
will go away.
597
00:31:18,974 --> 00:31:21,176
I assume that's why
you've come?
598
00:31:22,345 --> 00:31:23,745
Haven't you?
599
00:31:26,848 --> 00:31:28,917
Because otherwise, you'd be
trapped here with us forever.
600
00:31:30,786 --> 00:31:32,455
So, they're obviously evil.
601
00:31:32,488 --> 00:31:34,289
I thought they
were kind of nice!
602
00:31:34,323 --> 00:31:35,257
(chuckle)
603
00:31:35,290 --> 00:31:36,825
More importantly,
604
00:31:36,858 --> 00:31:38,894
is this ritual of theirs
even gonna fix me?
605
00:31:38,927 --> 00:31:40,963
- It looks promising.
- Promising?
606
00:31:40,996 --> 00:31:44,099
Are you telling me you were
possessed by an evil goddess
607
00:31:44,132 --> 00:31:46,868
- for like six months and...
- Eight. It was eight months.
608
00:31:48,504 --> 00:31:50,305
...and you can't get
more specific than that?
609
00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:53,308
The whole book
is written in code,
610
00:31:53,343 --> 00:31:55,210
but... if Emily's
notes are correct,
611
00:31:55,244 --> 00:31:57,513
it seems as though
it's two birds, one stone.
612
00:31:57,547 --> 00:32:00,483
The ghosts move on,
Carmilla stays human.
613
00:32:00,516 --> 00:32:02,951
That makes sense. When I
scanned them, the energy
614
00:32:02,985 --> 00:32:04,886
from your spark was
going straight to them.
615
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,222
For all we know, they lured us
in and trapped us here. Are we
616
00:32:07,256 --> 00:32:08,558
- seriously gonna trust them?
- What happened to them
617
00:32:08,591 --> 00:32:10,792
wasn't their fault.
They were girls,
618
00:32:10,826 --> 00:32:12,894
just like you or me, with
their whole lives ahead of them.
619
00:32:12,928 --> 00:32:14,997
If this ritual helps them
and keeps Carm human,
620
00:32:15,030 --> 00:32:17,099
we have to try it.
621
00:32:21,036 --> 00:32:23,473
(owl hooting)
622
00:32:26,842 --> 00:32:28,544
(noise from hand-held machine)
623
00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:32,515
- Sweet! Is that a Gameboy?
- Even better.
624
00:32:32,548 --> 00:32:34,384
It's an EMF alarm.
Might be nice
625
00:32:34,417 --> 00:32:36,151
to get a heads up
if any ghosts come calling.
626
00:32:44,226 --> 00:32:46,362
Listen, Per, about before...
627
00:32:46,396 --> 00:32:48,431
Oh, I'm glad we postponed
the meeting.
628
00:32:48,464 --> 00:32:50,433
- You are?
- With all the data
629
00:32:50,466 --> 00:32:51,900
we've collected here,
630
00:32:51,933 --> 00:32:53,235
we're in a much stronger
bargaining position.
631
00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:55,937
Really, Per?
632
00:32:56,938 --> 00:32:58,374
I know this is the big leagues,
633
00:32:58,408 --> 00:33:00,510
but why are you so pumped
to sell our company?
634
00:33:00,543 --> 00:33:01,977
(scoffs)
635
00:33:02,010 --> 00:33:03,379
Do you even know
what I do all day
636
00:33:03,413 --> 00:33:05,381
while you're off playing
in your little lab?
637
00:33:05,415 --> 00:33:08,917
I balance our budgets,
get our products approved,
638
00:33:08,950 --> 00:33:10,386
handle the reckless endangerment
lawsuits.
639
00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:11,920
I mean, at Intrigue,
there'd be a...
640
00:33:11,953 --> 00:33:13,389
Ahem.
641
00:33:13,423 --> 00:33:16,392
(whispering): There'd be
a legal department, Laf.
642
00:33:16,426 --> 00:33:18,060
(whispering): I see.
643
00:33:18,093 --> 00:33:19,529
And, uh, by playing,
644
00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:21,263
you mean the research
that makes our company possible?
645
00:33:21,296 --> 00:33:23,098
- Oh, that is not fair and...
- You know what?
646
00:33:23,131 --> 00:33:25,233
I'm too tired to deal
with this right now.
647
00:33:31,306 --> 00:33:32,307
(typing)
648
00:33:36,011 --> 00:33:37,079
(gasping)
649
00:33:37,112 --> 00:33:39,281
Oh, man! We killed
my sandwich.
650
00:33:41,617 --> 00:33:43,586
Too tee abal too tee!
651
00:33:43,619 --> 00:33:45,655
Five second rule.
652
00:33:45,688 --> 00:33:48,890
Have we or have we not
had multiple conversations
653
00:33:48,924 --> 00:33:51,361
about not wandering away
in the haunted house?
654
00:33:51,394 --> 00:33:53,261
I know. It's just,
the ghost ladies are so nice.
655
00:33:53,295 --> 00:33:54,530
And you know how I feel
about leftovers.
656
00:33:54,564 --> 00:33:57,032
Kirsch, if your stomach
gets me dragged
657
00:33:57,065 --> 00:33:59,369
into some kind of black-girl-
dies-first bullshit...
658
00:33:59,402 --> 00:34:02,871
I am going to come back from the
dead and haunt your bar fridge.
659
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,208
(creaking)
660
00:34:09,412 --> 00:34:11,313
(suspenseful music)
661
00:34:11,347 --> 00:34:13,014
They aren't going
to go along with it.
662
00:34:13,048 --> 00:34:16,118
They'll get caught up
in the surprise! You'll see.
663
00:34:16,151 --> 00:34:18,120
It will all come out
exactly as we planned.
664
00:34:18,153 --> 00:34:20,456
Why aren't we just telling them about...
(stomach growling)
665
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,168
(keys jangling)
666
00:34:47,082 --> 00:34:49,151
(gasping)
667
00:34:49,184 --> 00:34:51,153
(ethereal music)
668
00:34:51,186 --> 00:34:53,288
♪♪♪
669
00:34:58,461 --> 00:35:01,330
Ugh. This again? Really?
670
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,301
(woman): You would do well,
little sister, to finish...
671
00:35:06,335 --> 00:35:08,538
(indistinct speaking)
672
00:35:08,571 --> 00:35:11,474
We live for the eternal
moment, chérie.
673
00:35:11,507 --> 00:35:13,275
We are power.
674
00:35:13,308 --> 00:35:16,379
(indistinct speaking)
675
00:35:18,714 --> 00:35:21,049
Faites attention, chérie.
676
00:35:21,082 --> 00:35:22,518
You would do well,
little sister,
677
00:35:22,552 --> 00:35:24,720
to finish your task here
without further delay.
678
00:35:24,754 --> 00:35:27,557
Did you ever think
that our part in this...
679
00:35:28,558 --> 00:35:30,225
...that what we do might be...
680
00:35:31,226 --> 00:35:32,495
...unforgivable?
681
00:35:32,528 --> 00:35:34,963
You must stop reading
the romantics!
682
00:35:36,231 --> 00:35:38,701
We live for the eternal
moment, chérie!
683
00:35:38,734 --> 00:35:41,704
We are power, pleasure...
684
00:35:43,539 --> 00:35:46,208
...and are only accountable
for our desires.
685
00:35:46,241 --> 00:35:48,411
And Mama, who
is growing impatient.
686
00:35:48,444 --> 00:35:51,714
Faites attention, chérie.
Votre mère vous met en garde
687
00:35:51,747 --> 00:35:53,583
contre l'assassin.
688
00:35:55,551 --> 00:35:57,420
(suspenseful music)
689
00:35:57,453 --> 00:35:59,589
♪♪♪
690
00:36:12,502 --> 00:36:15,404
(Carmilla): You're wearing
the brooch.
691
00:36:15,438 --> 00:36:18,774
(girls laughing)
692
00:36:20,676 --> 00:36:24,614
(women screaming)
693
00:36:24,647 --> 00:36:26,716
(woman): No!
I don't want to go back!
694
00:36:27,683 --> 00:36:30,185
- (gasping)
- Hey...
695
00:36:30,218 --> 00:36:32,087
(sighing)
696
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,154
You all right?
697
00:36:34,624 --> 00:36:36,459
Another nightmare.
698
00:36:37,627 --> 00:36:40,095
You and Maddie
were talking, and...
699
00:36:40,128 --> 00:36:42,097
she said something
about an assassin
700
00:36:42,130 --> 00:36:44,467
and then these paper dolls
disintegrated and...
701
00:36:46,301 --> 00:36:49,438
I don't know. It seemed more
coherent when it was happening.
702
00:36:49,472 --> 00:36:51,807
Wait, you're still
having those dreams?
703
00:36:51,841 --> 00:36:53,809
(sighing)
But we're here. I mean...
704
00:36:55,310 --> 00:36:57,680
Why would you still
be having them, unless...
705
00:36:57,713 --> 00:36:59,715
Something else is going on.
706
00:36:59,749 --> 00:37:02,685
Knocking. Still not a thing.
707
00:37:02,718 --> 00:37:04,520
The Hunger wanted a midnight
snack and while he was
708
00:37:04,554 --> 00:37:06,556
getting it, we caught
our ghostesses talking
709
00:37:06,589 --> 00:37:08,858
about some kind of surprise
that we aren't gonna like
710
00:37:08,891 --> 00:37:11,326
and sneaking into a locked room.
So, they're hiding
711
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,763
something. Or someone.
712
00:37:15,331 --> 00:37:18,166
Hiding something?!
How could we possibly...
713
00:37:18,199 --> 00:37:20,469
- What's behind the door?
- Why should that concern you?
714
00:37:20,503 --> 00:37:22,405
Maybe I don't like surprises.
715
00:37:22,438 --> 00:37:24,139
You look like a woman
who can cope.
716
00:37:24,172 --> 00:37:25,775
This could all be
717
00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:27,777
easily resolved by just
showing us what's behind
718
00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:30,111
- door number one.
- Of course.
719
00:37:30,145 --> 00:37:32,515
If you insist, but...
720
00:37:32,548 --> 00:37:34,750
you'll ruin the surprise.
721
00:37:34,784 --> 00:37:37,353
We'll risk it.
722
00:37:40,623 --> 00:37:43,291
We'd kinda like to know
if you're planning to...
723
00:37:45,861 --> 00:37:47,262
...to throw a party?
724
00:37:48,864 --> 00:37:52,602
- To thank you for helping us.
- You're throwing a party?
725
00:37:52,635 --> 00:37:55,671
The ritual can't be performed
until the Ash Moon begins,
726
00:37:55,705 --> 00:37:56,706
and Emily always
loved to dress up.
727
00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:01,410
I can't imagine you're a slouch
in that department either.
728
00:38:01,444 --> 00:38:04,413
- You can't be serious.
- I think it's sweet!
729
00:38:04,447 --> 00:38:06,782
It's like a pre-ritual,
going away party...
730
00:38:06,816 --> 00:38:08,551
before they go away.
731
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:12,722
- Permanently.
- Exactly, and...
732
00:38:14,255 --> 00:38:15,858
...we would be honoured
if you would attend.
733
00:38:15,891 --> 00:38:17,693
Yeah, of course!
734
00:38:17,727 --> 00:38:19,328
Oh, my gosh.
735
00:38:22,398 --> 00:38:25,735
Ball gowns? Are we gonna
get our Strictly Ballroom on?!
736
00:38:25,768 --> 00:38:28,571
(shrieking)
Best haunting ever!
737
00:38:28,604 --> 00:38:30,406
(giggling)
738
00:38:30,439 --> 00:38:32,375
(soft music)
739
00:38:32,408 --> 00:38:34,610
♪♪♪
740
00:38:34,644 --> 00:38:36,646
(Carmilla): How's it
goin' in there?
741
00:38:36,679 --> 00:38:39,815
BBC period dramas
do not spend enough time on
742
00:38:39,849 --> 00:38:41,717
how complicated
these clothes are.
743
00:38:41,751 --> 00:38:43,786
I swear I've been in here
for 40 minutes.
744
00:38:43,819 --> 00:38:47,188
Hey, thanks for going along
with this, by the way.
745
00:38:47,222 --> 00:38:50,225
Well, what's to go along with?
I like canapes
746
00:38:50,258 --> 00:38:51,894
- as much as the next girl.
- Still...
747
00:38:51,927 --> 00:38:53,729
can't be fun
hanging out with your...
748
00:38:53,763 --> 00:38:57,500
- Former victims?
- No matter how nice they are.
749
00:38:57,533 --> 00:38:59,935
Yeah, well, I'd appreciate it
if they took it down a notch.
750
00:38:59,969 --> 00:39:01,904
You'd prefer a roaring rampage
of revenge?
751
00:39:01,937 --> 00:39:04,407
Yeah. All this forgiveness
is making me twitchy.
752
00:39:05,841 --> 00:39:07,576
Do you think maybe
that's 'cause, deep down,
753
00:39:07,610 --> 00:39:08,811
you still don't think
you can be forgiven?
754
00:39:08,844 --> 00:39:09,512
(soft chuckle)
755
00:39:10,946 --> 00:39:15,351
I see we've reached the
amateur psychoanalysis round.
756
00:39:15,384 --> 00:39:18,286
See, this is why I
blew off that therapist.
757
00:39:18,319 --> 00:39:20,756
(sighing)
You know, some things are just
758
00:39:20,790 --> 00:39:23,626
too much to talk about in an
office full of crystal dolphins.
759
00:39:23,659 --> 00:39:25,895
Do you think maybe that's
the point of the talking?
760
00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:27,763
Yeah, except it
wasn't just talking.
761
00:39:27,797 --> 00:39:30,265
There was this manifes...
762
00:39:32,835 --> 00:39:34,670
You aren't saying anything.
763
00:39:37,573 --> 00:39:39,709
Did I put it on wrong?
I look ridiculous.
764
00:39:39,742 --> 00:39:41,242
I do. I look ridiculous. I...
765
00:40:04,299 --> 00:40:06,502
40 minutes to get you
into that, huh?
766
00:40:08,504 --> 00:40:10,840
Bet I could get you
out of it faster....
767
00:40:15,010 --> 00:40:17,513
♪♪♪
768
00:40:21,851 --> 00:40:23,686
We're already gonna
be late for the ball.
769
00:40:24,854 --> 00:40:26,722
So let us be late.
770
00:40:29,058 --> 00:40:32,428
♪♪ I wanna explode
Watch me ♪
771
00:40:32,461 --> 00:40:34,964
♪ I'm a lucky girl ♪
772
00:40:34,997 --> 00:40:36,899
- ♪ See, I ♪
- ♪ See, I ♪
773
00:40:36,932 --> 00:40:38,901
- ♪ I like you ♪
- ♪ I like you ♪
774
00:40:38,934 --> 00:40:40,936
♪ So won't you pay ♪
775
00:40:40,970 --> 00:40:43,806
♪ If you wanna go down ♪
776
00:40:43,839 --> 00:40:46,842
♪ I love to watch you, honey ♪
777
00:40:46,876 --> 00:40:48,677
♪ You need me ♪
778
00:40:48,711 --> 00:40:50,546
♪ So let's see ♪
779
00:40:50,579 --> 00:40:53,716
♪ Well, do you care
if you want to ♪
780
00:40:53,749 --> 00:40:56,519
♪ You should pay
if you wanna go ♪
781
00:40:56,552 --> 00:40:59,922
♪ Don't walk away ♪
782
00:40:59,955 --> 00:41:03,726
♪ Don't walk away, love ♪
783
00:41:03,759 --> 00:41:05,761
♪ Don't walk away ♪
784
00:41:05,795 --> 00:41:09,498
- ♪ Don't walk away, love ♪
- ♪ Don't walk away ♪
785
00:41:09,532 --> 00:41:11,500
♪ Oh ♪
786
00:41:11,534 --> 00:41:14,603
♪♪♪
787
00:41:18,908 --> 00:41:21,443
- ♪ I wanna touch you ♪
- ♪ Touch you ♪
788
00:41:21,477 --> 00:41:24,580
♪ Slowly
I'm a lonely girl ♪
789
00:41:24,613 --> 00:41:27,817
♪ Come on
You want to ♪
790
00:41:27,850 --> 00:41:29,618
♪ So won't you pay ♪
791
00:41:29,652 --> 00:41:32,555
♪ If you wanna go down ♪
792
00:41:32,588 --> 00:41:35,357
♪ I'd love to hurt you ♪
793
00:41:35,391 --> 00:41:38,627
- ♪ Easy ♪
- ♪ I got you ♪
794
00:41:38,661 --> 00:41:41,430
- ♪ Inside me ♪
- ♪ Do you care ♪
795
00:41:41,463 --> 00:41:43,365
♪ If you want to ♪
796
00:41:43,399 --> 00:41:46,068
♪ You should pay
if you wanna go ♪
797
00:41:46,101 --> 00:41:48,971
♪ Don't walk away ♪
798
00:41:49,004 --> 00:41:51,540
(gasping)
♪ Don't walk away ♪
799
00:41:51,574 --> 00:41:53,576
♪ Love
800
00:41:53,609 --> 00:41:56,579
- ♪ Don't walk away ♪
- ♪ Don't walk away ♪
801
00:41:56,612 --> 00:42:00,883
- ♪ Just stay right here ♪
- ♪ Just stay right here ♪
802
00:42:00,916 --> 00:42:04,153
♪ Why don't you pay
if you wanna go ♪
803
00:42:04,186 --> 00:42:06,956
- ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ You got to pay ♪
804
00:42:06,989 --> 00:42:08,757
♪ If you want some more ♪
805
00:42:08,791 --> 00:42:11,060
♪ Why don't you pay
if you wanna go ♪
806
00:42:11,093 --> 00:42:12,628
♪♪♪
807
00:42:12,661 --> 00:42:14,897
♪ You got to pay
if you want some more ♪
808
00:42:14,930 --> 00:42:16,799
- ♪ Don't walk away ♪
- ♪ Why don't you pay ♪
809
00:42:16,832 --> 00:42:19,768
- ♪ If you wanna go ♪
- ♪ Don't walk away ♪
810
00:42:19,802 --> 00:42:22,838
♪ You got to pay
if you want some more ♪
811
00:42:22,872 --> 00:42:26,075
♪ Don't walk away
Just stay right here ♪
812
00:42:26,108 --> 00:42:29,745
♪ You got to pay
If you want some more ♪♪
813
00:42:29,778 --> 00:42:31,947
(harmonizing)
814
00:42:34,917 --> 00:42:37,386
(panting)
815
00:42:41,523 --> 00:42:43,559
(moaning)
816
00:42:48,731 --> 00:42:50,132
(giggling)
817
00:42:50,165 --> 00:42:51,834
I'm coming.
818
00:42:55,671 --> 00:42:57,973
(indistinct speaking)
819
00:42:58,007 --> 00:43:00,976
(classical music)
820
00:43:01,010 --> 00:43:04,013
♪♪♪
821
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,796
Looking good, bruv!
822
00:43:23,699 --> 00:43:26,201
- What?
- May I have this dance?
823
00:43:28,237 --> 00:43:30,472
Come on.
(women laughing)
824
00:43:31,707 --> 00:43:33,208
(both giggling)
825
00:43:36,512 --> 00:43:37,880
Sorry about the way
I handled things last night.
826
00:43:37,913 --> 00:43:38,847
That's all right. I know
you didn't mean any of it.
827
00:43:40,716 --> 00:43:42,952
I may have been a bit harsh,
that doesn't mean I was wrong.
828
00:43:42,985 --> 00:43:44,820
Let's not fight in front
of the ghosts, honey.
829
00:43:53,929 --> 00:43:55,230
It's not your thing
either, huh?
830
00:43:58,867 --> 00:44:02,204
Emily has always
wanted to belong to society.
831
00:44:02,237 --> 00:44:04,473
I understood
life differently.
832
00:44:06,275 --> 00:44:08,577
If you have to conform,
you never belonged.
833
00:44:10,579 --> 00:44:13,082
OK. How did you fall
for Vampirella's schtick?
834
00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:15,751
I didn't.
835
00:44:15,784 --> 00:44:18,087
My sister vanished.
836
00:44:19,088 --> 00:44:20,089
I went looking for her.
837
00:44:22,624 --> 00:44:24,593
She's never
forgiven herself.
838
00:44:24,626 --> 00:44:26,261
What about you?
839
00:44:26,295 --> 00:44:28,764
I didn't leave her then...
840
00:44:30,632 --> 00:44:31,834
How could I now?
841
00:44:33,769 --> 00:44:36,071
You wanna try
this stupid dance?
842
00:44:38,073 --> 00:44:39,842
Obviously.
843
00:44:40,843 --> 00:44:43,078
♪♪♪
844
00:45:03,799 --> 00:45:05,000
This is nice.
845
00:45:06,135 --> 00:45:07,770
Kinda like that grad ball
we never got
846
00:45:07,803 --> 00:45:09,772
'cause our school
was a supernatural death trap.
847
00:45:09,805 --> 00:45:11,807
(soft chuckle)
848
00:45:13,675 --> 00:45:15,210
I missed this.
849
00:45:16,678 --> 00:45:18,614
I mean, not the pulse-pounding
terror, but...
850
00:45:18,647 --> 00:45:20,616
the parts where we help people.
851
00:45:21,683 --> 00:45:22,918
Though I do wish we'd figure out
852
00:45:22,951 --> 00:45:24,920
why the ghosts were here
in the first place.
853
00:45:26,155 --> 00:45:28,957
- Hey, Laura...
- I know.
854
00:45:28,991 --> 00:45:30,926
No need to keep prying.
855
00:45:30,959 --> 00:45:32,828
The ghosts will move on.
856
00:45:32,861 --> 00:45:34,296
You will get your life back
857
00:45:34,330 --> 00:45:36,332
and... we can go back home.
858
00:45:38,167 --> 00:45:40,669
No. I, um... I think
859
00:45:40,702 --> 00:45:43,739
at that therapist's appointment,
I may have, um...
860
00:45:43,772 --> 00:45:47,943
(inaudible conversation)
(indistinct whispering)
861
00:45:47,976 --> 00:45:50,112
(dramatic music)
862
00:45:50,145 --> 00:45:52,047
Laura?
863
00:45:54,716 --> 00:45:56,718
Sorry.
864
00:45:58,687 --> 00:46:00,756
Weird déjà vu.
865
00:46:07,963 --> 00:46:09,865
Hey.
866
00:46:11,033 --> 00:46:12,067
- What's going on?
- I thought...
867
00:46:13,369 --> 00:46:15,170
I thought I saw the woman
in black, the...
868
00:46:15,204 --> 00:46:17,340
You.
869
00:46:17,373 --> 00:46:19,741
The you from
my dreams, but...
870
00:46:22,878 --> 00:46:24,213
That's impossible, right?
871
00:46:26,748 --> 00:46:28,750
Come on. Let's sit down.
872
00:46:36,758 --> 00:46:38,060
I'll get you
a drink, OK?
873
00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:48,036
Come with me
lovingly to death,
874
00:46:48,070 --> 00:46:50,373
or else hate me
and still come with me,
875
00:46:50,406 --> 00:46:52,408
hating me through death
876
00:46:52,442 --> 00:46:53,976
and after.
877
00:46:54,009 --> 00:46:56,011
(woman laughing)
878
00:46:56,044 --> 00:46:58,080
♪♪♪
879
00:46:58,113 --> 00:46:59,415
Are you OK?
880
00:47:09,925 --> 00:47:11,126
Where is she?!
881
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,429
- Hey...
- She was right here.
882
00:47:13,463 --> 00:47:15,264
- What's going on, Hollis?
- The woman in black!
883
00:47:15,297 --> 00:47:16,999
- The one wearing a mask!
- Everybody's wearing a mask.
884
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,202
Do you know
who she's talking about?
885
00:47:21,937 --> 00:47:24,273
Maybe if you're not feeling
well, you should sit down.
886
00:47:24,306 --> 00:47:26,808
I'm dreaming things
while I'm awake now.
887
00:47:26,842 --> 00:47:28,777
What's next?
888
00:47:32,948 --> 00:47:35,150
(gasping)
889
00:47:35,184 --> 00:47:37,286
It's almost time!
890
00:47:37,319 --> 00:47:40,122
The Ash Moon has begun.
891
00:47:40,155 --> 00:47:42,257
Gather round for the ritual.
892
00:47:42,291 --> 00:47:45,194
Before we begin, I want to say
893
00:47:45,227 --> 00:47:47,829
how grateful we are.
894
00:47:47,863 --> 00:47:49,465
Whatever you've done
in the past,
895
00:47:49,499 --> 00:47:52,000
you've come to help us now,
896
00:47:52,034 --> 00:47:55,137
and I think that shows
a strength of character
897
00:47:55,170 --> 00:47:57,239
that is quite remarkable.
898
00:47:59,174 --> 00:48:01,810
Yeah. Sure.
899
00:48:03,312 --> 00:48:04,846
It's time, Emily.
900
00:48:07,115 --> 00:48:08,951
It's your last night on Earth.
901
00:48:08,984 --> 00:48:11,421
Are you sure you don't want
another drink before you go?
902
00:48:11,454 --> 00:48:14,457
The ritual must be performed
before the Ash Moon
903
00:48:14,490 --> 00:48:17,527
ends at sunrise. Otherwise,
we're trapped here forever.
904
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,330
So... no.
905
00:48:27,035 --> 00:48:30,038
(speaking a foreign language)
906
00:48:31,574 --> 00:48:33,543
Wait, that's
the brooch that I...
907
00:48:33,576 --> 00:48:37,012
(gasping)
(speaking a foreign language)
908
00:48:37,045 --> 00:48:38,514
Carm?
909
00:48:41,351 --> 00:48:43,051
That's Carmilla's spark!
910
00:48:45,355 --> 00:48:47,357
It's leaving her! Why...
why is it going into the brooch?
911
00:48:48,957 --> 00:48:50,892
(crying out)
912
00:48:50,926 --> 00:48:52,794
- Uh... guys?
- Did that spell
913
00:48:52,828 --> 00:48:54,430
say anything
about spirit entanglement?
914
00:48:54,464 --> 00:48:55,964
It's not supposed
to happen like this!
915
00:48:55,998 --> 00:48:58,000
- Something's wrong.
- Laura, stay back!
916
00:48:58,033 --> 00:48:59,502
- It's dangerous!
- We have to stop the ritual!
917
00:48:59,535 --> 00:49:01,103
I can't!
(panting)
918
00:49:01,136 --> 00:49:03,805
- It's out of control!
- Emily, no!
919
00:49:03,839 --> 00:49:07,175
We've been tricked!
I don't want to go back!
920
00:49:07,209 --> 00:49:09,845
We need to disrupt
the connection!
921
00:49:09,878 --> 00:49:12,014
- LAF!
- Don't touch Carmilla!
922
00:49:12,047 --> 00:49:13,048
It'll take you too!
923
00:49:14,950 --> 00:49:19,154
(woman humming)
924
00:49:19,187 --> 00:49:22,190
♪♪♪
925
00:49:26,396 --> 00:49:29,164
Did you think you'd
get away with it?
926
00:49:31,601 --> 00:49:34,236
Summon us up to ease
your mind and then...
927
00:49:34,269 --> 00:49:36,238
just waltz away?
928
00:49:36,271 --> 00:49:39,074
Did you really think
there'd be no consequences?
929
00:49:40,075 --> 00:49:41,109
(scoffing)
930
00:49:43,646 --> 00:49:45,615
It's you.
931
00:49:45,648 --> 00:49:47,949
Surprise!
932
00:49:49,585 --> 00:49:51,521
Not the brightest
little ingénue, are we?
933
00:49:56,191 --> 00:49:57,159
(gasping)
934
00:50:00,262 --> 00:50:03,098
(high-pitched ringing)
935
00:50:05,401 --> 00:50:07,570
(panting)
936
00:50:19,382 --> 00:50:21,417
(Kirsch): Is that pile
of dust Lafontaine?!
937
00:50:21,451 --> 00:50:24,052
They're j... they're
just g... gone.
938
00:50:24,086 --> 00:50:26,589
- Are you OK?
- Carm?
939
00:50:26,622 --> 00:50:28,524
- (Charlotte): I need to hide.
- Carm?
940
00:50:28,558 --> 00:50:30,526
Carm?!
941
00:50:36,632 --> 00:50:38,668
Carm!
942
00:50:38,701 --> 00:50:40,636
Carm!
943
00:50:40,670 --> 00:50:42,538
Hey!
944
00:50:42,572 --> 00:50:45,307
Hey! Come on! Hey!
945
00:50:45,341 --> 00:50:47,943
Carm! Hey! Hey!
946
00:50:47,976 --> 00:50:50,546
Hey! Hey!
947
00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:53,516
Hey...
948
00:50:59,154 --> 00:51:01,357
(sighing)
949
00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:13,603
Your heart.
It's not beating.
950
00:51:16,506 --> 00:51:18,240
You're a vampire.
951
00:51:18,273 --> 00:51:20,942
(Elle): NOOO!
952
00:51:20,976 --> 00:51:23,479
Why won't it work?!
I've sent all the ghosts away!
953
00:51:23,513 --> 00:51:24,680
(shout of frustration)
954
00:51:26,449 --> 00:51:28,618
(speaking a foreign language)
955
00:51:32,988 --> 00:51:34,956
Did one of them escape me?
956
00:51:34,990 --> 00:51:37,058
(screaming in rage)
957
00:51:39,060 --> 00:51:40,663
So did I miss something,
or did that radically
958
00:51:40,696 --> 00:51:42,532
- not go as planned?
- It was Elle.
959
00:51:42,565 --> 00:51:44,567
She was at the masquerade. She
knew about the ritual. She knew
960
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,135
- exactly what was gonna happen.
- How could she have known?
961
00:51:47,169 --> 00:51:48,970
Because Emily
and Charlotte lied to us.
962
00:51:49,004 --> 00:51:50,606
They had to have
known she was here.
963
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,376
You think vacuumed, screaming
back to a hellish nightmarescape
964
00:51:53,409 --> 00:51:54,710
was part of their plan?
965
00:51:55,711 --> 00:51:58,347
Sorry.
966
00:51:58,381 --> 00:52:01,183
We will figure this out.
We will find Laf.
967
00:52:01,216 --> 00:52:03,519
Why would Elle do this?
968
00:52:03,553 --> 00:52:05,354
You heard her...
969
00:52:05,388 --> 00:52:08,056
to punish me for what I did
by stealing my life.
970
00:52:08,089 --> 00:52:10,258
But she can't steal anything.
She's trapped here,
971
00:52:10,292 --> 00:52:12,260
just like us, unless
all the ghosts move on.
972
00:52:12,294 --> 00:52:14,430
But the ghosts are gone.
All of them
973
00:52:14,464 --> 00:52:17,065
except Elle and Charlotte.
Elle can't leave until Charlotte
974
00:52:17,098 --> 00:52:19,000
is also sent back
to the nightmare land,
975
00:52:19,034 --> 00:52:21,136
like all the other ghosts.
Laf thwarted her plan.
976
00:52:21,169 --> 00:52:23,539
And now that my spark's
in the brooch
977
00:52:23,573 --> 00:52:26,542
and Elle has the brooch, if she
gets rid of Charlotte...
978
00:52:26,576 --> 00:52:29,010
she could become human
and leave.
979
00:52:32,648 --> 00:52:35,384
We have to find her. Now.
(door opening)
980
00:52:35,418 --> 00:52:37,386
That's easier said than done.
981
00:52:37,420 --> 00:52:39,221
Miss Sheridan is gone, girl.
982
00:52:39,254 --> 00:52:41,089
Yeah. Not to mention,
we don't exactly know
983
00:52:41,122 --> 00:52:43,459
how to extract a life force
from a magical brooch.
984
00:52:43,493 --> 00:52:46,362
Might wanna go easy on those.
That's the only case.
985
00:52:47,363 --> 00:52:48,129
Terrific.
986
00:52:49,365 --> 00:52:51,233
But... Elle must have
the spell already.
987
00:52:51,266 --> 00:52:53,402
I mean, that's
her escape plan, right?
988
00:52:53,436 --> 00:52:55,270
So we have to find Elle
before she gets to Charlotte;
989
00:52:55,303 --> 00:52:57,740
- then Perry can find the spell...
- What are you talking about?
990
00:52:57,773 --> 00:53:00,242
- We have to find Laf first.
- Of course, we have to find
991
00:53:00,275 --> 00:53:02,545
both of them, but if we lose Elle now,
then all of us are gonna be trapped...
992
00:53:02,578 --> 00:53:04,547
We can find Elle later.
Laf comes first!
993
00:53:04,580 --> 00:53:06,649
We can't just let her
take Carmilla's life!
994
00:53:14,524 --> 00:53:16,459
We could start
in the study.
995
00:53:16,492 --> 00:53:18,427
I can't believe I'm saying
this, but beef cheeks is right.
996
00:53:18,461 --> 00:53:21,263
We don't have much time.
997
00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:27,269
I need to get out
of this dress.
998
00:53:27,302 --> 00:53:29,271
- It'll be easier if you...
- Did you summon up the ghosts?
999
00:53:29,304 --> 00:53:32,240
Because that's what she said,
Elle, that you summoned her up.
1000
00:53:32,274 --> 00:53:35,378
- I think it's possible.
- Possible?
1001
00:53:35,411 --> 00:53:38,146
How do you not know whether
you summoned up the ghosts
1002
00:53:38,179 --> 00:53:39,815
of your former victims who want
some light, refreshing revenge?
1003
00:53:39,849 --> 00:53:41,817
Because it was
just something stupid
1004
00:53:41,851 --> 00:53:43,519
that happened at
the therapist appointment.
1005
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,155
- What?
- She... said
1006
00:53:47,188 --> 00:53:49,090
I could never move forward
unless I dealt
1007
00:53:49,124 --> 00:53:52,093
with my past. So...
she had me think about Elle
1008
00:53:52,127 --> 00:53:54,463
and the others and, you know,
there was the usual
1009
00:53:54,497 --> 00:53:58,568
"manifest your issues" crap
but... I had forgotten
1010
00:53:58,601 --> 00:54:00,536
all about it until my issues
1011
00:54:00,570 --> 00:54:02,605
actually... manifested.
1012
00:54:02,638 --> 00:54:04,874
When were you gonna share this
piece of information with me?
1013
00:54:04,907 --> 00:54:06,542
I was waiting
for the right moment.
1014
00:54:06,576 --> 00:54:08,377
You know what
would've been a good moment?
1015
00:54:08,411 --> 00:54:11,313
Any time before the ghost
of your former lover killed you.
1016
00:54:14,350 --> 00:54:15,718
She killed you.
1017
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,655
I thought she killed you.
1018
00:54:19,689 --> 00:54:22,491
Hey... come here.
1019
00:54:24,493 --> 00:54:26,495
I'm still here.
1020
00:54:26,529 --> 00:54:28,564
OK? I'm still here.
1021
00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:33,469
We're gonna get
my life back. OK?
1022
00:54:33,502 --> 00:54:35,605
And all those things we want,
1023
00:54:35,638 --> 00:54:37,907
every single point
1024
00:54:37,940 --> 00:54:41,344
on your five-year-plan,
we're gonna do them, OK?
1025
00:54:43,346 --> 00:54:47,148
OK. Come on, let's
get you out of this thing.
1026
00:54:48,718 --> 00:54:49,819
(Perry): Either Emily decoded
1027
00:54:49,852 --> 00:54:52,421
the spell wrong,
or Elle tricked her.
1028
00:54:52,455 --> 00:54:55,391
The spell she did cast used
Carmilla's spark to force the ghosts
1029
00:54:55,424 --> 00:54:57,192
off to the nightmare land
that Emily described.
1030
00:54:58,561 --> 00:55:00,529
You think that's where
the Brainiac ended up?
1031
00:55:03,298 --> 00:55:05,166
Do you think you
can get them back?
1032
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,168
I think the real moving on
spell might do it.
1033
00:55:07,202 --> 00:55:09,772
But... that means we
only have 'til sunrise
1034
00:55:09,805 --> 00:55:13,743
to find the code key.
And I'll need Carmilla's spark.
1035
00:55:13,776 --> 00:55:16,177
Well, that makes getting
the brooch back priority one.
1036
00:55:16,211 --> 00:55:17,513
Hollis'll be chiffed.
1037
00:55:19,415 --> 00:55:20,416
Perry...
1038
00:55:21,817 --> 00:55:23,786
Lafontaine knows
you're looking for them.
1039
00:55:23,819 --> 00:55:26,555
They know.
1040
00:55:26,589 --> 00:55:28,524
It's what we do.
1041
00:55:40,369 --> 00:55:41,771
(woman humming)
1042
00:55:43,304 --> 00:55:46,274
It's done. We leave tonight.
1043
00:55:46,307 --> 00:55:49,445
In 3 days, we'll be on an ocean
liner headed for New York.
1044
00:55:58,954 --> 00:56:01,424
You're gonna love New York.
1045
00:56:01,457 --> 00:56:03,224
It's full of... concerts
1046
00:56:03,258 --> 00:56:05,226
and theatre
1047
00:56:05,260 --> 00:56:07,396
and... life.
1048
00:56:07,430 --> 00:56:09,532
Your life is gonna be
1049
00:56:09,565 --> 00:56:12,233
so much bigger
than you ever imagined!
1050
00:56:16,038 --> 00:56:19,575
What are you doing?
(woman humming)
1051
00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:28,984
(panting)
1052
00:56:29,018 --> 00:56:31,353
(dramatic music)
1053
00:56:31,387 --> 00:56:32,822
Laura!
1054
00:56:33,823 --> 00:56:35,825
Hey... are you all right?
1055
00:56:39,595 --> 00:56:41,897
What in Stoker's name
is going on?
1056
00:56:44,533 --> 00:56:47,302
So Elle can dream-kebab
you in real life?
1057
00:56:47,336 --> 00:56:49,270
Is that a normal ghost thing?
Were we supposed to know
1058
00:56:49,304 --> 00:56:51,306
- they could do that?
- She sent me dreams before.
1059
00:56:51,340 --> 00:56:53,375
This is the first time she's
reached out and slashed me.
1060
00:56:53,409 --> 00:56:55,444
- Oh, dear.
- No, no, no, no, no.
1061
00:56:55,478 --> 00:56:57,780
Not "Oh, dear." We do not
need an "Oh, dear" right now.
1062
00:56:57,813 --> 00:57:00,416
Well, I'm still deciphering
but there are several spells
1063
00:57:00,449 --> 00:57:02,985
in this book which might make
the ghosts much more powerful,
1064
00:57:03,018 --> 00:57:05,588
- especially in the dream world.
- Right.
1065
00:57:05,621 --> 00:57:08,289
So Elle's better,
faster, stronger.
1066
00:57:08,323 --> 00:57:10,025
Can we undo that?
1067
00:57:10,059 --> 00:57:11,994
Use the book
to soup ourselves up?
1068
00:57:12,027 --> 00:57:15,631
"Side effects may include
anxiety, insomnia,
1069
00:57:15,664 --> 00:57:17,967
dream contagion
and... death."
1070
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,369
So... no.
1071
00:57:20,402 --> 00:57:23,506
Wait. Dream contagion?
Is that like...
1072
00:57:24,540 --> 00:57:26,008
Sometimes in the dreams,
it's like
1073
00:57:26,041 --> 00:57:27,843
she can't completely control
them, like I'm seeing things
1074
00:57:27,877 --> 00:57:30,012
that she wouldn't want me
to see. Like just now,
1075
00:57:30,045 --> 00:57:32,047
I saw you getting ready
to leave for New York.
1076
00:57:34,550 --> 00:57:36,284
Nobody's going anywhere
until we find Charlotte.
1077
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:38,988
The Craft here will
keep researching.
1078
00:57:39,021 --> 00:57:41,857
You, Mel and the frat boy can...
1079
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,096
- Where's the frat boy?
- That burrito-chomping,
1080
00:57:47,129 --> 00:57:49,632
protein-powder-snorting,
gullible, mush-brained...
1081
00:57:51,567 --> 00:57:53,836
Dope. I told him.
1082
00:57:53,869 --> 00:57:55,738
It's the same as Laf.
1083
00:57:55,771 --> 00:57:58,073
OK. We have to find Charlotte
and get that brooch back
1084
00:57:58,107 --> 00:58:00,109
before Elle finishes
this little re-enactment
1085
00:58:00,142 --> 00:58:02,044
of And Then There Were None.
1086
00:58:02,077 --> 00:58:04,814
Search every nook and cranny.
Charlotte has to be somewhere.
1087
00:58:04,847 --> 00:58:07,550
(Carmilla): Be careful. Elle knows
this place better than we ever will.
1088
00:58:07,583 --> 00:58:10,820
(floorboards creaking)
1089
00:58:17,092 --> 00:58:18,994
♪♪♪
1090
00:58:21,697 --> 00:58:24,767
(thunder rumbling)
1091
00:58:33,442 --> 00:58:36,412
(woman humming)
1092
00:58:36,445 --> 00:58:39,582
"Girls are caterpillars
while they live in the world,
1093
00:58:39,615 --> 00:58:42,985
"to be finally butterflies
when summer comes.
1094
00:58:43,018 --> 00:58:46,589
But in the meantime,
they are grubs and larvae."
1095
00:58:46,622 --> 00:58:48,858
So says Monsieur Le Fanu.
1096
00:58:48,891 --> 00:58:50,960
To think of the trouble
I went to,
1097
00:58:50,993 --> 00:58:52,962
warning you.
1098
00:58:52,995 --> 00:58:55,798
Thinking you'd learn
from my mistake.
1099
00:58:57,766 --> 00:58:59,969
Yeah, 'cause Carm's
the villain here.
1100
00:59:00,002 --> 00:59:03,005
Aren't you the one zapping
innocent people for no reason?
1101
00:59:03,038 --> 00:59:05,007
I'm doing it
to keep what's mine.
1102
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,743
- That life isn't yours.
- It's what I'm owed.
1103
00:59:07,776 --> 00:59:11,413
And I wouldn't waste it
on some banal five-year plan.
1104
00:59:12,548 --> 00:59:13,549
Laf?
1105
00:59:14,984 --> 00:59:16,385
(sharp inhale)
1106
00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:20,055
Laf. I saw Laf...
1107
00:59:20,089 --> 00:59:22,191
drawing some kind of symbol.
1108
00:59:22,224 --> 00:59:24,827
It looked like this. Or...
1109
00:59:24,860 --> 00:59:27,663
maybe like... this.
1110
00:59:30,032 --> 00:59:31,834
How did you get
past second grade?
1111
00:59:31,867 --> 00:59:33,202
I saw it for half a second
in a ghost-induced nightmare.
1112
00:59:33,235 --> 00:59:36,138
- Give me a break.
- Any idea what it means?
1113
00:59:36,171 --> 00:59:38,641
No, but...
1114
00:59:38,674 --> 00:59:40,643
if Laf thinks it's
important enough to send
1115
00:59:40,676 --> 00:59:42,144
from beyond the vale...
1116
00:59:42,177 --> 00:59:44,747
If I could just identify it,
maybe it could help decipher
1117
00:59:44,780 --> 00:59:46,749
the moving on spell.
I'll try to figure this out
1118
00:59:46,782 --> 00:59:47,983
- while you guys...
- Go get a life.
1119
00:59:49,685 --> 00:59:51,687
- Go with her. Keep her safe.
- What're you gonna do?
1120
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,823
Well, the young lady
stole my life
1121
00:59:54,857 --> 00:59:56,825
and turned me
back into a vampire.
1122
00:59:56,859 --> 00:59:58,827
So I'm gonna remind her
what that means.
1123
00:59:58,861 --> 01:00:01,764
- How about you?
- Oh, I've got the EMF.
1124
01:00:01,797 --> 01:00:03,799
If it so much as peeps,
I'll shriek.
1125
01:00:03,832 --> 01:00:06,535
(thunder rumbling)
1126
01:00:14,076 --> 01:00:15,911
(static noises)
1127
01:00:20,282 --> 01:00:22,484
(beeping)
1128
01:00:37,099 --> 01:00:39,034
I used to think
you and I
1129
01:00:39,068 --> 01:00:40,936
would spend our lives
reading to each other.
1130
01:00:42,738 --> 01:00:45,808
If only I'd known how brief one
of those lives was going to be.
1131
01:00:46,942 --> 01:00:48,610
Hello, Elle.
1132
01:00:53,749 --> 01:00:55,784
Is that all you have
to say to me?
1133
01:00:55,818 --> 01:00:57,853
After what you did?
1134
01:00:57,886 --> 01:01:00,089
I never meant to hurt you.
1135
01:01:01,757 --> 01:01:04,760
Oh... Don't apologize.
1136
01:01:04,793 --> 01:01:06,795
It costs you nothing.
1137
01:01:09,698 --> 01:01:11,667
So what?
1138
01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:13,802
This is about me
paying for my sins?
1139
01:01:14,803 --> 01:01:16,605
You never even stopped
1140
01:01:16,638 --> 01:01:18,273
to think if you
deserve this life.
1141
01:01:19,775 --> 01:01:20,843
I've watched you.
1142
01:01:22,277 --> 01:01:24,613
All these years,
1143
01:01:24,646 --> 01:01:27,649
you've never thought
of anyone but yourself.
1144
01:01:29,118 --> 01:01:30,986
Well, that's some big talk
1145
01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:32,855
coming from the girl
1146
01:01:32,888 --> 01:01:34,790
who sent her friends
to a nightmare land.
1147
01:01:34,823 --> 01:01:36,992
Me?
1148
01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:39,028
Oh, no. I'm just
thinking about myself.
1149
01:01:39,061 --> 01:01:41,764
Oh, wait. I wonder
who taught me that.
1150
01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:47,236
Ooh.
1151
01:01:47,269 --> 01:01:49,571
Not very ladylike,
Miss Karnstein.
1152
01:01:49,605 --> 01:01:52,074
- (screaming)
- Laura.
1153
01:01:52,107 --> 01:01:54,276
Better run, Carmilla.
1154
01:01:56,311 --> 01:01:59,648
These old houses
are so dangerous, after all.
1155
01:01:59,681 --> 01:02:01,116
Damn it!
1156
01:02:01,150 --> 01:02:04,319
Perry. You never should
have left her alone!
1157
01:02:04,354 --> 01:02:06,155
No sign of the spell
book, either.
1158
01:02:06,188 --> 01:02:08,123
It take it your little chat with
the Ghost of Girlfriends Past
1159
01:02:08,157 --> 01:02:09,992
- was a bust?
- Yeah. I'm getting pretty sick
1160
01:02:10,025 --> 01:02:12,795
- of this haunting crap.
- Imagine how we feel.
1161
01:02:14,897 --> 01:02:17,266
I'm wondering if we might be
of assistance to each other.
1162
01:02:19,101 --> 01:02:21,170
Miss Sheridan said you would
never go along with the spell
1163
01:02:21,203 --> 01:02:23,373
if you knew she was with us.
1164
01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:26,875
I should've known that she only
wanted your life for herself.
1165
01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:29,745
It was all she ever
talked about,
1166
01:02:29,778 --> 01:02:32,081
the wide world
that she'd been denied...
1167
01:02:32,114 --> 01:02:34,950
as if the same thing
hadn't happened to us all.
1168
01:02:38,687 --> 01:02:41,190
I'm sorry about your friend.
1169
01:02:41,223 --> 01:02:43,725
I didn't know what would happen
when they pulled me back.
1170
01:02:44,860 --> 01:02:46,862
Can you help us
get them back?
1171
01:02:50,065 --> 01:02:52,234
I don't know...
1172
01:02:52,267 --> 01:02:54,337
but we have to stop
Miss Sheridan.
1173
01:02:54,370 --> 01:02:56,305
You got any thoughts
on the stopping front?
1174
01:02:58,273 --> 01:03:01,344
It's me she wants,
so perhaps...
1175
01:03:01,377 --> 01:03:03,912
(woman humming)
(thunder cracking)
1176
01:03:11,887 --> 01:03:14,756
Do we really have to do this
Nightmare on Elm Street crap?
1177
01:03:16,392 --> 01:03:17,393
Fine.
1178
01:03:19,228 --> 01:03:21,897
(waltz music)
1179
01:03:23,098 --> 01:03:25,100
Let's speak as reasonable women.
1180
01:03:27,903 --> 01:03:29,238
Ahem.
1181
01:03:30,772 --> 01:03:32,375
So...
1182
01:03:32,408 --> 01:03:35,010
your friends are...
1183
01:03:35,043 --> 01:03:36,912
trapped beyond the vale.
1184
01:03:37,913 --> 01:03:39,982
You, Carmilla and your...
1185
01:03:40,015 --> 01:03:42,050
trigger-happy accomplice...
1186
01:03:42,084 --> 01:03:43,252
What next? Sugar?
1187
01:03:44,253 --> 01:03:45,921
Sure.
1188
01:03:48,157 --> 01:03:49,992
But...
1189
01:03:50,025 --> 01:03:52,362
if you hand over Charlotte,
1190
01:03:52,395 --> 01:03:55,764
- and let me keep this life...
- It isn't yours to keep!
1191
01:03:55,797 --> 01:03:57,199
That's beside the point.
1192
01:03:58,834 --> 01:04:02,104
Let me keep it... and I'll bring
your friends back.
1193
01:04:03,439 --> 01:04:06,442
You can all... leave this place.
1194
01:04:07,809 --> 01:04:10,145
♪♪♪
1195
01:04:12,915 --> 01:04:14,883
What happens to Charlotte?
1196
01:04:14,917 --> 01:04:16,952
- (chuckle)
- Well, I'm afraid
1197
01:04:16,985 --> 01:04:19,788
poor Charlotte will
have to follow her sister,
1198
01:04:19,821 --> 01:04:22,458
but... you know, that was
always going to happen, so.
1199
01:04:22,492 --> 01:04:24,460
She's just like you.
1200
01:04:24,494 --> 01:04:27,296
They all are. Don't they
deserve a chance to move on?
1201
01:04:28,964 --> 01:04:31,401
Oh. Oh...
1202
01:04:31,434 --> 01:04:33,403
(laughing)
1203
01:04:33,436 --> 01:04:35,438
You haven't figured it out yet.
1204
01:04:35,471 --> 01:04:37,440
The only way that Charlotte
1205
01:04:37,473 --> 01:04:39,409
and Emily can reach their...
1206
01:04:39,442 --> 01:04:41,143
everlasting rest...
1207
01:04:42,478 --> 01:04:45,747
...is if Carmilla sacrifices
her human life.
1208
01:04:49,552 --> 01:04:51,820
So...
1209
01:04:51,853 --> 01:04:54,122
Let's not pretend that you'd
sacrifice Carmilla's life
1210
01:04:54,156 --> 01:04:56,858
for a few wayward spirits
1211
01:04:56,892 --> 01:04:58,528
- any more than I would.
- We can't just leave them
1212
01:04:58,561 --> 01:05:00,996
- trapped in a nightmare.
- You'd let your friends die
1213
01:05:01,029 --> 01:05:03,333
in here to... help them?
1214
01:05:03,366 --> 01:05:05,867
- There has to be another way!
- Ugh!
1215
01:05:05,901 --> 01:05:07,936
You've had your chance.
1216
01:05:07,970 --> 01:05:10,239
Whatever happens now
is your fault.
1217
01:05:10,272 --> 01:05:12,241
(gasping)
1218
01:05:12,274 --> 01:05:14,142
- (thunder cracking)
- Elle?
1219
01:05:16,346 --> 01:05:18,180
Are you all right?
Did she do anything to you
1220
01:05:18,213 --> 01:05:21,783
- in the dreamscape?
- No.
1221
01:05:23,519 --> 01:05:25,754
No. I just wanna
get her out of my head.
1222
01:05:27,557 --> 01:05:29,525
I wanna get
your life back.
1223
01:05:29,559 --> 01:05:31,994
Well, we think we can lure her
out into the open
1224
01:05:32,027 --> 01:05:34,162
by using Charlotte as bait.
1225
01:05:34,196 --> 01:05:36,298
You'd do that
for us?
1226
01:05:38,334 --> 01:05:40,869
There's only a few hours left
of the Ash Moon.
1227
01:05:40,902 --> 01:05:43,373
If Emily and I
want to move on...
1228
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:46,842
...it's our only chance.
1229
01:05:47,843 --> 01:05:50,212
(ominous music)
1230
01:05:50,245 --> 01:05:52,348
♪♪♪
1231
01:06:01,323 --> 01:06:03,325
(thunder cracking)
1232
01:06:04,059 --> 01:06:05,395
There you are!
1233
01:06:06,562 --> 01:06:07,996
You know, it's impolite
1234
01:06:08,030 --> 01:06:10,333
to cause your host
so much trouble.
1235
01:06:10,366 --> 01:06:12,934
I'm sure I'll find a way
to repay you.
1236
01:06:24,547 --> 01:06:26,382
A trap.
1237
01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:28,116
You aren't serious.
1238
01:06:28,150 --> 01:06:30,919
Vampire, warrior,
1239
01:06:30,952 --> 01:06:33,389
journalist... I like
our chances.
1240
01:06:33,423 --> 01:06:35,090
Let's have a little chat
1241
01:06:35,123 --> 01:06:37,192
about taking things
that don't belong to us.
1242
01:06:37,225 --> 01:06:40,430
You first.
(screaming)
1243
01:06:40,463 --> 01:06:43,999
- MEL!
- Ooh! Best get the broom out!
1244
01:06:44,032 --> 01:06:46,369
(screaming)
1245
01:06:46,402 --> 01:06:48,003
Look at that.
1246
01:06:49,104 --> 01:06:50,506
Then there were three.
1247
01:06:50,540 --> 01:06:52,140
(giggling)
1248
01:06:54,142 --> 01:06:56,311
You should've taken up
my offer, sweetheart.
1249
01:06:56,346 --> 01:06:59,382
- Offer?
- Your life for your friends.
1250
01:06:59,415 --> 01:07:02,117
Don't worry. Laura declined
1251
01:07:02,150 --> 01:07:04,420
when she discovered Charlotte
and Emily can't move on
1252
01:07:04,454 --> 01:07:07,423
without destroying
your... precious spark.
1253
01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:11,427
You'll never be
able to enjoy it.
1254
01:07:11,461 --> 01:07:13,429
You'll spend the rest
of your days
1255
01:07:13,463 --> 01:07:15,365
looking over
your shoulder...
1256
01:07:16,932 --> 01:07:19,435
...wondering if it's my step
you hear at the door.
1257
01:07:22,003 --> 01:07:23,105
(grunting)
1258
01:07:24,973 --> 01:07:26,576
I'll take my chances.
1259
01:07:26,609 --> 01:07:28,644
I've got the brooch.
1260
01:07:28,678 --> 01:07:31,046
There's nothing
you can do to stop me.
1261
01:07:31,079 --> 01:07:33,248
Maybe not...
but she knows Krav Maga.
1262
01:07:33,281 --> 01:07:36,652
What?
(grunting)
1263
01:07:38,488 --> 01:07:40,556
Why do people
always forget that?
1264
01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:42,124
(cry of pain)
(grunting)
1265
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:47,363
(rising music)
1266
01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:49,231
NOOO!
1267
01:07:52,134 --> 01:07:55,137
(sighing)
1268
01:07:55,170 --> 01:07:57,172
Hello?
1269
01:08:00,142 --> 01:08:01,143
Carm?
1270
01:08:03,145 --> 01:08:04,146
CARM!
1271
01:08:14,189 --> 01:08:16,191
OK.
1272
01:08:19,227 --> 01:08:21,464
Pull yourself together, Hollis.
1273
01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:28,404
(indistinct whispering)
1274
01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:30,673
(eerie music)
1275
01:08:30,706 --> 01:08:32,708
♪♪♪
1276
01:08:45,688 --> 01:08:48,990
♪♪♪
1277
01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:12,013
Oh, crap. We're live?
Today, on Toronto News 9,
1278
01:09:12,047 --> 01:09:14,316
it's harsh reality.
1279
01:09:14,350 --> 01:09:16,586
Abandon your childhood dreams
for the dubious security
1280
01:09:16,619 --> 01:09:18,788
of a subpar paycheque.
1281
01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:21,156
Spend your days glorifying
clickbait and your nights
1282
01:09:21,189 --> 01:09:22,792
letting fear and misery
drive away friends
1283
01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:25,628
and loved ones. Accept that
life is an unbroken chain
1284
01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:29,665
of mediocrity
stretching on and on and on.
1285
01:09:29,699 --> 01:09:31,601
(dramatic sound indication)
This is Laura Hollis,
1286
01:09:31,634 --> 01:09:34,337
reporting live
from a failed career.
1287
01:09:34,370 --> 01:09:36,606
I want my life,
you little thief!
1288
01:09:36,639 --> 01:09:38,641
I WANT MY LIFE!
1289
01:09:40,576 --> 01:09:42,512
- Doors are arbitrary.
- You're gonna love New York.
1290
01:09:42,545 --> 01:09:44,480
- Wonderful.
- There's...
1291
01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:46,449
theatre and concerts
1292
01:09:46,482 --> 01:09:48,351
and... life.
1293
01:09:48,384 --> 01:09:51,119
Wait. I know this.
I dreamed this.
1294
01:09:51,152 --> 01:09:53,121
Your life is gonna be so much
bigger than you ever imagined.
1295
01:09:53,154 --> 01:09:55,525
What are you doing?
1296
01:09:55,558 --> 01:09:58,761
- (gasping)
- You don't belong here!
1297
01:09:58,794 --> 01:10:00,663
(grunting)
1298
01:10:00,696 --> 01:10:02,698
(panting)
1299
01:10:08,437 --> 01:10:11,306
- (sobbing)
- She laughed.
1300
01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:14,443
Miss Sheridan, she laughed
1301
01:10:14,477 --> 01:10:16,479
at the very idea of...
1302
01:10:16,512 --> 01:10:20,181
- Oh, God.
- Why did we trust her?
1303
01:10:20,215 --> 01:10:21,817
Poor Emily.
1304
01:10:21,851 --> 01:10:23,653
- Why did we not...
- Poor Charlotte.
1305
01:10:23,686 --> 01:10:25,521
I was supposed
1306
01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:27,356
to keep you safe.
1307
01:10:27,390 --> 01:10:29,625
Do you know what'll happen
if you die in here?
1308
01:10:29,659 --> 01:10:31,627
Let me guess.
1309
01:10:31,661 --> 01:10:33,529
- I die in the real world too.
- Worse.
1310
01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:35,464
You'll be trapped
1311
01:10:35,498 --> 01:10:37,466
in this hell made of dead minds.
1312
01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:40,636
I wonder if you'll feel
1313
01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:43,639
- so sympathetic then.
- Is that what happened to you?
1314
01:10:45,474 --> 01:10:47,777
I don't want your pity.
I want my life!
1315
01:10:47,810 --> 01:10:50,145
(grunting)
1316
01:10:50,178 --> 01:10:52,715
I can take it
from you living...
1317
01:10:52,748 --> 01:10:55,283
or I can take it
from you dead.
1318
01:10:55,317 --> 01:10:58,387
You've seen my dreams.
(grunting)
1319
01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:00,389
Have I ever gone down
without a fight?
1320
01:11:07,563 --> 01:11:09,799
Stuck in an endless loop
of someone else's damage.
1321
01:11:09,832 --> 01:11:12,401
- Classic me.
- You're gonna love New York.
1322
01:11:12,435 --> 01:11:15,871
There's... theatre and concerts
1323
01:11:15,905 --> 01:11:17,873
and... life.
1324
01:11:17,907 --> 01:11:20,876
- Oh, God. Carm!
- Your life's gonna be
1325
01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:22,878
so much bigger
than you ever imagined!
1326
01:11:22,912 --> 01:11:25,280
What are you doing?
1327
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:39,929
I met a woman
in the village today.
1328
01:11:39,962 --> 01:11:43,399
She said strange things
about you.
1329
01:11:48,303 --> 01:11:49,304
What's wrong?
1330
01:11:51,407 --> 01:11:53,542
Why won't you look
at me, Carmilla?
1331
01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:58,313
LOOK AT ME!
(hissing)
1332
01:11:59,314 --> 01:12:00,850
(Elle gasping)
1333
01:12:02,752 --> 01:12:04,754
She was right.
1334
01:12:06,722 --> 01:12:09,859
You're a monster.
1335
01:12:09,892 --> 01:12:12,260
I can explain.
1336
01:12:12,293 --> 01:12:14,195
Oh, I've heard
enough of your lies.
1337
01:12:14,229 --> 01:12:16,632
Or your promises.
1338
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,634
All your...
1339
01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,670
- talk of a new life!
- No! Not lies.
1340
01:12:20,703 --> 01:12:23,939
In the colonies,
things'll be different!
1341
01:12:23,973 --> 01:12:25,775
No one will know us. You'll see!
1342
01:12:25,808 --> 01:12:27,677
As if I would go anywhere
1343
01:12:27,710 --> 01:12:29,578
with you now.
1344
01:12:29,612 --> 01:12:32,280
No.
1345
01:12:32,313 --> 01:12:34,884
My new friend
1346
01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:38,354
is waiting in a carriage below.
1347
01:12:40,823 --> 01:12:43,258
She's going
to take me traveling.
1348
01:12:43,291 --> 01:12:44,994
She'll show me
the wonders of the world.
1349
01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:46,896
No, you can't go with her.
1350
01:12:48,296 --> 01:12:49,732
Elle, I... I know I lied,
1351
01:12:49,765 --> 01:12:51,934
but... the horror
she has planned for you
1352
01:12:51,967 --> 01:12:53,769
- is much worse than...
- Worse?
1353
01:12:53,803 --> 01:12:56,572
Worse than saying
that she loved me...
1354
01:12:58,674 --> 01:13:00,476
...while she drank my blood?
1355
01:13:01,877 --> 01:13:04,380
WHILE SHE DRANK MY BLOOD?!
1356
01:13:05,481 --> 01:13:06,982
Please...
1357
01:13:08,751 --> 01:13:10,619
(sighing)
1358
01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:13,622
Don't worry.
1359
01:13:13,656 --> 01:13:15,858
I've told her
where you are.
1360
01:13:17,026 --> 01:13:20,396
She'll send someone
to deal with you.
1361
01:13:27,603 --> 01:13:29,872
(crying)
1362
01:13:32,808 --> 01:13:34,376
What, is this on repeat?
1363
01:13:35,511 --> 01:13:38,681
How many times
have you watched this?
1364
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:44,420
It's done. We leave tonight.
1365
01:13:44,453 --> 01:13:46,655
In three days, we'll be on an
ocean liner headed for New York.
1366
01:13:51,527 --> 01:13:53,529
You're gonna love New York.
1367
01:13:53,562 --> 01:13:55,798
There's theatre and concerts
1368
01:13:55,831 --> 01:13:58,834
and... life.
1369
01:13:58,868 --> 01:14:02,071
Oh, your life's gonna be so much
bigger than you ever imagined!
1370
01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:04,406
Hey.
1371
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,442
Hey. It's OK.
1372
01:14:06,475 --> 01:14:09,078
Hey. You are not there anymore.
1373
01:14:09,111 --> 01:14:11,814
You are here with me. Right now.
1374
01:14:13,816 --> 01:14:15,618
And I have the brooch.
1375
01:14:15,651 --> 01:14:17,953
Maybe you can just... absorb it.
1376
01:14:21,590 --> 01:14:23,726
(indistinct whispering)
1377
01:14:23,759 --> 01:14:25,795
Nothing.
1378
01:14:25,828 --> 01:14:27,763
Of course not.
1379
01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:30,099
Of course we still
need some stupid spell!
1380
01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:32,468
Maybe I should
give her my life.
1381
01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:36,639
What?
1382
01:14:40,576 --> 01:14:43,579
- Carm, you can't. She's unhinged!
- Not to her...
1383
01:14:44,914 --> 01:14:45,915
To them.
1384
01:14:48,083 --> 01:14:50,352
Laura, everything
you saw in there...
1385
01:14:50,386 --> 01:14:53,022
it's everything I've
been avoiding for years.
1386
01:14:55,457 --> 01:14:57,793
Pretending like... being human
1387
01:14:57,827 --> 01:14:59,795
meant I didn't do
1388
01:14:59,829 --> 01:15:02,064
all of those awful things.
1389
01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:08,370
How is it fair
that I get this life
1390
01:15:08,404 --> 01:15:10,472
while they're just
trapped here?
1391
01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:14,910
After everything
I have done?
1392
01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:20,149
OK.
(Laura sniffling)
1393
01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:22,384
OK.
1394
01:15:22,418 --> 01:15:24,620
A...
1395
01:15:24,653 --> 01:15:26,388
let's acknowledge
that Ellen, your mother,
1396
01:15:26,422 --> 01:15:29,124
shares some of this
blame, and B...
1397
01:15:29,158 --> 01:15:31,126
we will figure out
another way,
1398
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:33,462
a way that doesn't involve
you giving up your life.
1399
01:15:33,495 --> 01:15:35,965
You mean, find a way
to avoid responsibility?
1400
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:39,602
Hm-mm.
1401
01:15:39,635 --> 01:15:41,070
You heard Elle...
1402
01:15:42,805 --> 01:15:44,874
...there's no other way.
1403
01:15:44,907 --> 01:15:46,876
It's my life
for their freedom.
1404
01:15:46,909 --> 01:15:48,777
What about
our life together?
1405
01:15:50,512 --> 01:15:52,114
Our future?
1406
01:15:54,683 --> 01:15:57,052
You're just gonna
give up on that?
1407
01:15:57,086 --> 01:15:59,822
- Laura, I'm not giving up...
- 'Cause we're supposed to have
1408
01:15:59,855 --> 01:16:02,625
arguments over who does dishes,
and cupcakes to celebrate
1409
01:16:02,658 --> 01:16:05,728
big days at work
and grandkids.
1410
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,999
What is that gonna look like
if you can live
1411
01:16:10,032 --> 01:16:12,001
like you're 25 forever?
1412
01:16:13,669 --> 01:16:17,573
You think I don't want
those things, too?
1413
01:16:17,606 --> 01:16:20,042
Please don't give up
on our life.
1414
01:16:20,075 --> 01:16:23,112
I'm not giving up.
1415
01:16:25,114 --> 01:16:28,784
But I can't keep running away.
1416
01:16:28,817 --> 01:16:31,553
Not after what I've done.
1417
01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:36,725
OK.
1418
01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:39,528
♪♪♪
1419
01:16:46,802 --> 01:16:48,637
Thank you.
1420
01:16:48,671 --> 01:16:50,806
(indistinct whispering)
1421
01:16:54,677 --> 01:16:57,780
Let's go save some ghosts.
1422
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,696
Seriously?
1423
01:17:13,729 --> 01:17:15,764
People can't just dream
about getting audited?
1424
01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:19,702
(indistinct whispering)
1425
01:17:20,703 --> 01:17:21,670
Laf!
1426
01:17:21,704 --> 01:17:24,239
♪♪♪
1427
01:17:26,241 --> 01:17:28,210
- How did you...?
- Escape my personal hell.
1428
01:17:28,243 --> 01:17:30,212
I've been through
like three apocalypses,
1429
01:17:30,245 --> 01:17:32,681
- I can tell the difference.
- You found any of the others?
1430
01:17:35,751 --> 01:17:37,519
Funny you should mention that.
1431
01:17:39,121 --> 01:17:41,724
I've been trying to wake her,
but she keeps mistaking me
1432
01:17:41,757 --> 01:17:44,126
for... me.
1433
01:17:44,159 --> 01:17:46,962
Form 83-B done.
1434
01:17:48,764 --> 01:17:52,034
- Filing a 100 of these daily.
- You don't mind taking care
1435
01:17:52,067 --> 01:17:54,203
of the deeds, right? It'll just
be like 5 or 6 million pages.
1436
01:17:54,236 --> 01:17:57,272
You can do this alone; you don't
need me. See you in 6 years.
1437
01:17:57,306 --> 01:18:00,209
(indistinct whispering)
1438
01:18:00,242 --> 01:18:02,578
Laura.
1439
01:18:02,611 --> 01:18:04,680
What... are you
doing in my...
1440
01:18:04,713 --> 01:18:06,682
strangely bureaucratic
nightmare?
1441
01:18:06,715 --> 01:18:08,717
Elle zapped us
into nightmare land.
1442
01:18:08,751 --> 01:18:10,719
We have to do the spell
before sunrise,
1443
01:18:10,753 --> 01:18:12,921
- which is coming up fast.
- Well, I...
1444
01:18:12,955 --> 01:18:15,190
I had to weigh the pages
before Elle zapped me,
1445
01:18:15,224 --> 01:18:17,593
but without the code key
to decipher the spell...
1446
01:18:17,626 --> 01:18:19,061
(Laf): I've got the code key.
1447
01:18:20,929 --> 01:18:24,066
Oh! Yes, the symbol!
Do you have the full thing?
1448
01:18:24,099 --> 01:18:27,269
Uh, yeah, I literally
have a photographic memory.
1449
01:18:27,302 --> 01:18:30,906
Oh, I could
just kiss you
1450
01:18:30,939 --> 01:18:32,941
in your robot eye.
1451
01:18:35,911 --> 01:18:38,313
♪♪♪
1452
01:18:40,350 --> 01:18:42,684
- (indistinct chatter)
- You're safe.
1453
01:18:46,889 --> 01:18:49,191
Why are people always
hunting me for sport?
1454
01:18:51,226 --> 01:18:53,228
(woman): And Mrs. Sheridan,
1455
01:18:53,262 --> 01:18:55,297
she laughed at the very idea...
1456
01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:56,899
(indistinct speaking)
1457
01:18:56,932 --> 01:18:59,134
♪♪♪
(indistinct whispering)
1458
01:19:15,951 --> 01:19:18,087
OK, circle up.
We don't need
1459
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:21,256
to hold hands or anything,
the spell is much more powerful,
1460
01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:24,360
but you might be
more cozy that way.
1461
01:19:24,394 --> 01:19:26,662
So what happens to us
after the ghosts move on?
1462
01:19:26,695 --> 01:19:29,264
- (indistinct whispering)
- Oh, hmm...
1463
01:19:29,298 --> 01:19:31,800
Well, we'll either find
ourselves back at the schloss.
1464
01:19:31,834 --> 01:19:34,703
- or cease to exist entirely.
- Better than our usual lots.
1465
01:19:34,736 --> 01:19:37,806
I'm sorry. Not to criticise
any plan that would clearly
1466
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:40,343
- be so much to our benefit, but...
- Doesn't that mean
1467
01:19:40,376 --> 01:19:42,311
you have to give up
your human life?
1468
01:19:42,345 --> 01:19:44,279
(indistinct whispering)
1469
01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:47,350
Yeah.
Well, I'm responsible
1470
01:19:47,383 --> 01:19:49,785
for what happened to you,
1471
01:19:49,818 --> 01:19:52,721
so... this is how
I can help.
1472
01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:57,159
(gust of wind)
1473
01:19:59,027 --> 01:20:00,929
- Whoa! What happened to the...?
- It's a cake now.
1474
01:20:00,963 --> 01:20:03,866
- Don't ask.
- OK.
1475
01:20:03,899 --> 01:20:06,201
Alright, uh, let's get
this ritual started
1476
01:20:06,235 --> 01:20:07,703
before I change my mind.
1477
01:20:09,705 --> 01:20:11,707
(indistinct whispering)
(paper ruffling)
1478
01:20:14,843 --> 01:20:17,380
(casting in foreign language)
1479
01:20:20,282 --> 01:20:23,685
(indistinct whispering)
1480
01:20:23,719 --> 01:20:26,422
- (dramatic music)
- Carm!
1481
01:20:28,090 --> 01:20:30,792
You think I'm gonna
let you do this?
1482
01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:32,761
- Steal everything from me again?!
- But Carm really isn't
1483
01:20:32,794 --> 01:20:34,830
the one you blame for that.
1484
01:20:34,863 --> 01:20:37,166
Is she?
I've seen that moment
1485
01:20:37,199 --> 01:20:39,168
between you two
over and over again.
1486
01:20:39,201 --> 01:20:41,203
You had everything that you ever
wanted and you gave it up
1487
01:20:41,236 --> 01:20:43,272
- because you were afraid.
- They lied to me.
1488
01:20:43,305 --> 01:20:45,207
Carmilla, her mother,
1489
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,242
they betrayed
and murdered me!
1490
01:20:47,276 --> 01:20:48,911
You're right: it isn't fair
what happened to you,
1491
01:20:48,944 --> 01:20:50,913
but that's not an excuse.
1492
01:20:50,946 --> 01:20:53,849
Everything that you're
doing right now -
1493
01:20:53,882 --> 01:20:55,751
hurting everyone else, hurting
yourself - it's just because
1494
01:20:55,784 --> 01:20:57,819
you're afraid of what comes
next, but you don't have to be.
1495
01:20:57,853 --> 01:20:59,254
We can help you.
1496
01:20:59,288 --> 01:21:01,256
We can help you find the peace
that you've always been
1497
01:21:01,290 --> 01:21:03,025
- looking for.
- No!
1498
01:21:03,058 --> 01:21:05,961
No, I don't want
your platitudes! I want my...
1499
01:21:08,498 --> 01:21:12,000
Your life.
You want your life.
1500
01:21:12,034 --> 01:21:14,370
- Yeah, we know.
- Ugh!
1501
01:21:14,404 --> 01:21:18,106
But it's not all about you.
And you're a part
1502
01:21:18,140 --> 01:21:20,476
of this. Stay put.
1503
01:21:20,510 --> 01:21:22,811
- Nice shot!
- I've been waiting to do that
1504
01:21:22,844 --> 01:21:24,414
since we got here.
1505
01:21:26,915 --> 01:21:28,884
So, you're kind of rocking
the field work these days, huh?
1506
01:21:28,917 --> 01:21:31,987
Think if we got some more
admin help, you'd be able
1507
01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:35,023
- to come out more.
- I think I could
1508
01:21:35,057 --> 01:21:37,059
find some time to play.
1509
01:21:39,362 --> 01:21:41,730
We're almost free
of all of this.
1510
01:21:43,533 --> 01:21:46,134
You shouldn't have been
drawn into it to begin with.
1511
01:21:46,168 --> 01:21:49,238
It was 1872.
1512
01:21:49,271 --> 01:21:51,106
If we hadn't been
killed by vampires,
1513
01:21:51,139 --> 01:21:53,008
it would have been...
1514
01:21:53,041 --> 01:21:55,010
I don't know, tuberculosis?
1515
01:21:55,043 --> 01:21:57,279
- (indistinct whispering)
- Oddly specific.
1516
01:21:59,349 --> 01:22:01,316
Each day was made better
1517
01:22:01,351 --> 01:22:04,520
because you tried
to make it such.
1518
01:22:04,554 --> 01:22:06,788
I don't regret a thing.
1519
01:22:12,227 --> 01:22:14,162
Thank you...
1520
01:22:14,196 --> 01:22:16,231
for the dance.
1521
01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:18,468
I wish there could
be another, but...
1522
01:22:18,501 --> 01:22:20,470
I get it.
1523
01:22:20,503 --> 01:22:22,938
You gotta leave
with the one that brung you.
1524
01:22:25,173 --> 01:22:27,209
Would you like to...?
1525
01:22:28,578 --> 01:22:30,279
Obviously.
1526
01:22:43,225 --> 01:22:46,429
(Elle): Ugh, can we please
just move on already?
1527
01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:48,196
(indistinct whispering)
1528
01:22:52,100 --> 01:22:54,370
(casting in foreign language)
1529
01:23:01,043 --> 01:23:03,245
(indistinct whispering)
1530
01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:10,218
Ah, it's working!
1531
01:23:35,210 --> 01:23:37,879
(silence)
1532
01:23:39,649 --> 01:23:41,917
What the hell now?
1533
01:23:44,554 --> 01:23:46,522
Guess with all
the ghosts gone,
1534
01:23:46,556 --> 01:23:49,659
there's no reason for this place
to exist anymore.
1535
01:23:49,692 --> 01:23:52,395
So...
1536
01:23:52,428 --> 01:23:54,196
it worked.
1537
01:23:54,229 --> 01:23:55,964
Hurray.
1538
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:02,270
Sorry about before.
1539
01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:06,642
I think I've been so focused
on chasing after your life
1540
01:24:06,676 --> 01:24:08,944
'cause it seemed
a lot easier than...
1541
01:24:08,977 --> 01:24:11,079
trying to fix my own.
1542
01:24:11,113 --> 01:24:13,148
Hey...
1543
01:24:15,150 --> 01:24:17,387
...you're Laura Hollis.
1544
01:24:17,420 --> 01:24:19,020
(Carmilla sniggers.)
1545
01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:21,557
...and I have
watched you fight
1546
01:24:21,591 --> 01:24:25,060
vampires and... gods,
1547
01:24:25,093 --> 01:24:28,163
and even that lady
who tried to butt us in line
1548
01:24:28,196 --> 01:24:30,232
at the craft fair.
(both chuckling)
1549
01:24:32,234 --> 01:24:34,970
So you're gonna
figure it out.
1550
01:24:35,003 --> 01:24:37,105
Whatever happens next...
1551
01:24:39,375 --> 01:24:41,411
...we're gonna
do it together.
1552
01:24:49,317 --> 01:24:51,286
This goes Romeo
and Juliet on us,
1553
01:24:51,319 --> 01:24:53,321
I'm totally gonna
haunt your ass.
1554
01:24:55,190 --> 01:24:57,225
Of course you are.
1555
01:25:04,132 --> 01:25:06,335
(blowing candle)
1556
01:25:09,304 --> 01:25:12,140
(birds chirping)
1557
01:25:12,174 --> 01:25:14,544
♪♪♪
1558
01:25:21,584 --> 01:25:23,719
Well, that was a kick.
1559
01:25:27,757 --> 01:25:29,725
- (Beep!)
- Where are you, guys?
1560
01:25:29,759 --> 01:25:31,993
Is everyone OK? Over.
1561
01:25:34,162 --> 01:25:38,367
Affirmative.
Laura and Carm A-OK.
1562
01:25:38,401 --> 01:25:40,570
- Over.
- Front door is unlocked.
1563
01:25:40,603 --> 01:25:43,205
Oh! Meet you outside.
1564
01:25:43,238 --> 01:25:45,374
- You're supposed to say over.
- Over.
1565
01:25:47,677 --> 01:25:49,679
Let's get the hell out
of Styria.
1566
01:25:51,279 --> 01:25:54,350
(uplifting electro music)
1567
01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:12,768
I call dibs on window!
1568
01:26:12,802 --> 01:26:16,439
♪♪♪
1569
01:26:28,618 --> 01:26:32,388
♪♪♪
1570
01:26:41,631 --> 01:26:43,164
(small chuckle)
1571
01:26:43,833 --> 01:26:45,735
Hmm...
1572
01:26:45,768 --> 01:26:47,770
and how does it feel,
Ms. Hollis,
1573
01:26:47,803 --> 01:26:51,239
to officially be
a freelance journalist at large?
1574
01:26:51,273 --> 01:26:53,776
I've made a huge mistake!
What have I done?
1575
01:26:53,809 --> 01:26:56,679
I quit my job.
I gave up my cubicle!
1576
01:26:56,712 --> 01:26:59,281
I don't have a plan! What am I
supposed to do without a plan?
1577
01:26:59,314 --> 01:27:01,283
(both chuckling)
1578
01:27:01,316 --> 01:27:03,352
Only about half of that
was actual panic,
1579
01:27:03,386 --> 01:27:05,755
- so pretty good, right?
- Yeah.
1580
01:27:05,788 --> 01:27:07,188
(Laura laughing)
1581
01:27:07,222 --> 01:27:08,691
I'm just gonna go
get some blood, babe.
1582
01:27:12,395 --> 01:27:15,364
- So this is a blueprint?
- Yep, the blueprints
1583
01:27:15,398 --> 01:27:18,199
they sent over.
And, oh, check this out.
1584
01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:20,369
They have an industrial-size
cleaning closet.
1585
01:27:20,403 --> 01:27:22,638
And then I was thinking we could
put your reactor over here,
1586
01:27:22,672 --> 01:27:24,640
- in this corner.
- That is a beautiful thing.
1587
01:27:24,674 --> 01:27:26,642
Selling out
going smoothly?
1588
01:27:26,676 --> 01:27:28,744
Uh, we're retaining
executive control
1589
01:27:28,778 --> 01:27:31,179
over Laferry at Intrigue.
And they're giving us
1590
01:27:31,212 --> 01:27:34,249
a thorium reactor.
A thorium reactor!
1591
01:27:34,282 --> 01:27:36,752
- It was really scary.
- It sounds a little cushy.
1592
01:27:36,786 --> 01:27:38,788
But it was a totally
legit adventure.
1593
01:27:38,821 --> 01:27:40,790
You know, there were ghosts
and a haunted mansion,
1594
01:27:40,823 --> 01:27:42,792
and then, you know,
this weird netherworld.
1595
01:27:42,825 --> 01:27:44,894
And comfy beds
and midnight snacks,
1596
01:27:44,927 --> 01:27:48,331
- and a masquerade ball.
- Look, I even have a mark
1597
01:27:48,364 --> 01:27:50,333
where I got ghost zapped. Look.
1598
01:27:50,366 --> 01:27:52,335
- No, seriously, look.
- No, I see it.
1599
01:27:52,368 --> 01:27:54,337
- That's good.
- Look! It's there, look!
1600
01:27:54,370 --> 01:27:56,772
- You can put it away now.
- OK, don't give me
1601
01:27:56,806 --> 01:27:59,542
pity eyes, Hollis.
Like, you never had a crush
1602
01:27:59,575 --> 01:28:02,511
- on a dead girl...
- That does sound familiar.
1603
01:28:05,748 --> 01:28:07,416
Thanks.
1604
01:28:13,656 --> 01:28:16,157
So...
1605
01:28:16,191 --> 01:28:18,159
- Carmilla Karnstein...
- Hmmm...
1606
01:28:18,193 --> 01:28:20,496
...a vampire again.
1607
01:28:20,529 --> 01:28:22,665
What's next?
1608
01:28:22,698 --> 01:28:26,569
I'm thinking...
maybe my PhD in Philosophy.
1609
01:28:28,437 --> 01:28:30,873
Hey, attend university
for 70-odd years
1610
01:28:30,906 --> 01:28:33,409
and you rack up
a few credits.
1611
01:28:33,442 --> 01:28:35,945
So proud of you.
1612
01:28:35,978 --> 01:28:37,713
You're not worried
about how we'll spend
1613
01:28:37,747 --> 01:28:39,180
the rest of our lives together?
1614
01:28:41,216 --> 01:28:43,719
I figure any two people
in a relationship,
1615
01:28:43,753 --> 01:28:46,287
their lives move
at different paces.
1616
01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:49,625
That isn't the part
that matters.
1617
01:28:50,626 --> 01:28:51,761
This...
1618
01:28:52,762 --> 01:28:54,730
...here...
1619
01:28:54,764 --> 01:28:56,632
right now...
1620
01:28:56,666 --> 01:28:59,602
This is what matters.
1621
01:28:59,635 --> 01:29:01,671
And I love you.
1622
01:29:04,272 --> 01:29:06,241
I love you too.
1623
01:29:15,785 --> 01:29:18,921
♪♪♪
1624
01:29:25,326 --> 01:29:27,663
- ♪♪ I knew... ♪
- I'm Laura Hollis
1625
01:29:27,697 --> 01:29:30,533
and this is a web exclusive
for Cream Puffington Post.
1626
01:29:30,566 --> 01:29:32,968
We're talking today
with veteran dragonslayer
1627
01:29:33,002 --> 01:29:37,606
Elizabeth Spielsdorf about
the great apocalypse of 2015.
1628
01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:39,875
Hi, I'm Laura Hollis
on assignment in Graz
1629
01:29:39,909 --> 01:29:42,011
where we're just in time
for the ribbon cutting ceremony
1630
01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:44,780
on the J.P. Armitage
Memorial Library.
1631
01:29:44,814 --> 01:29:46,782
I'm Laura Hollis
reporting to you live
1632
01:29:46,816 --> 01:29:49,317
from the Geneva Summit
on the rights of Werepeople.
1633
01:29:49,351 --> 01:29:52,421
I'm Laura Hollis reporting
to you live from Iceland
1634
01:29:52,455 --> 01:29:54,890
where scientists have recently
made a breakthrough discovery
1635
01:29:54,924 --> 01:29:56,892
of the first drinkable
fountain of youth.
1636
01:29:56,926 --> 01:29:59,895
A scandal brewing tonight
on the step of the capital.
1637
01:29:59,929 --> 01:30:02,297
as the President
who, last month, was revealed
1638
01:30:02,331 --> 01:30:05,668
to be an as-yet unidentified
species of lizard creature
1639
01:30:05,701 --> 01:30:08,571
with very small hands
refuses to produce
1640
01:30:08,604 --> 01:30:10,573
his long-form
hatching certificate.
1641
01:30:10,606 --> 01:30:13,943
This is senior correspondent
Laura Hollis
1642
01:30:13,976 --> 01:30:16,311
for MSSSN-BCD.
1643
01:30:16,345 --> 01:30:19,280
♪ I know a place ♪
1644
01:30:19,314 --> 01:30:23,018
♪ I know a place we can go ♪
1645
01:30:23,052 --> 01:30:25,921
♪ Where everyone
gonna lay down ♪
1646
01:30:25,955 --> 01:30:29,725
♪ Their weapon
Lay down their weapon ♪
1647
01:30:29,759 --> 01:30:33,629
♪ Just give me trust
and watch what'll happen ♪
1648
01:30:33,662 --> 01:30:36,465
♪ 'Cause I know ♪
1649
01:30:36,499 --> 01:30:40,469
- ♪ I know a place we can run ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
1650
01:30:40,503 --> 01:30:44,907
♪ Where everyone gonna
lay down their weapon ♪
1651
01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:46,909
♪ Lay down their weapon ♪
1652
01:30:46,942 --> 01:30:50,646
♪ Don't you be afraid
of love and affection ♪
1653
01:30:50,679 --> 01:30:53,449
♪ Just lay down your weapon ♪
1654
01:30:58,554 --> 01:31:01,390
♪ Right now ♪
1655
01:31:01,423 --> 01:31:04,593
♪ It's like you're carrying
all the weight of your past ♪
1656
01:31:04,627 --> 01:31:06,796
♪ I could feel
the bruises ♪
1657
01:31:06,829 --> 01:31:08,964
♪ Yellow, dark blue and black ♪
1658
01:31:08,998 --> 01:31:13,002
♪ But baby, it bruises
only your body ♪
1659
01:31:13,035 --> 01:31:16,005
♪ Trying to keep you intact ♪
1660
01:31:16,038 --> 01:31:18,641
♪ So right now ♪
1661
01:31:18,674 --> 01:31:22,444
♪ I think we should
go get drunk on cheap wine ♪
1662
01:31:22,478 --> 01:31:26,382
♪ I feel you should
hop onto the purple line ♪
1663
01:31:26,415 --> 01:31:28,617
♪ 'Cause maybe your purpose ♪
1664
01:31:28,651 --> 01:31:30,619
♪ Is to never give up ♪
1665
01:31:30,653 --> 01:31:32,822
♪ When we're
on the right track ♪
1666
01:31:32,855 --> 01:31:34,990
♪ But I can tell ♪
1667
01:31:35,024 --> 01:31:36,992
♪ When you get nervous ♪
1668
01:31:37,026 --> 01:31:39,395
♪ You think being yourself ♪
1669
01:31:39,428 --> 01:31:41,497
♪ Means being unworthy ♪
1670
01:31:41,530 --> 01:31:43,566
♪ And it's all to love ♪
1671
01:31:43,599 --> 01:31:45,701
♪ With a heart that's hurting ♪
1672
01:31:45,734 --> 01:31:49,939
♪ But if you want
to go on dancing ♪
1673
01:31:49,972 --> 01:31:53,475
♪ I know a place ♪
1674
01:31:53,509 --> 01:31:55,945
♪ I know a place we can go ♪
1675
01:31:55,978 --> 01:31:57,680
♪ Yeah ♪
1676
01:31:57,713 --> 01:32:01,517
♪ Where everyone gonna
lay down their weapon ♪
1677
01:32:01,550 --> 01:32:03,886
♪ Lay down their weapon ♪
1678
01:32:03,919 --> 01:32:05,988
♪ Just give me trust ♪
1679
01:32:06,021 --> 01:32:08,090
♪ And watch what happen ♪
1680
01:32:08,123 --> 01:32:10,626
♪ 'Cause I know ♪
1681
01:32:10,659 --> 01:32:13,095
♪ I know a place we can run ♪
1682
01:32:13,128 --> 01:32:14,830
♪ Yeah ♪
1683
01:32:14,864 --> 01:32:19,134
♪ Where everyone gonna
lay down their weapon ♪
1684
01:32:19,168 --> 01:32:21,437
♪ Lay down their weapon ♪
1685
01:32:21,470 --> 01:32:25,474
♪ Don't you be afraid
of love and affection ♪
1686
01:32:25,507 --> 01:32:28,744
♪ Just lay down your weapon ♪♪
1687
01:32:28,777 --> 01:32:30,913
(silence)
1688
01:32:58,107 --> 01:33:00,442
(floor creaking)
1689
01:33:14,523 --> 01:33:17,059
(sinister music)
1690
01:33:29,138 --> 01:33:31,106
(music ends)
1691
01:33:36,078 --> 01:33:39,648
(eerie music)
1692
01:33:39,682 --> 01:33:41,850
Hey, Maddie.
(Maddie chuckling)
1693
01:33:41,884 --> 01:33:44,486
Hey, sis.
1694
01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:46,522
- What are you...?
- Back from the underworld
1695
01:33:46,555 --> 01:33:50,659
and lounging in your charmingly
Bohemian pied-a-terre.
1696
01:33:50,693 --> 01:33:53,262
- (Maddie chuckling)
- For starters.
1697
01:33:53,295 --> 01:33:56,231
You and I and the little
ingénue that could
1698
01:33:56,265 --> 01:33:58,934
are going on a road trip.
1699
01:33:58,968 --> 01:34:02,972
Turns out the angler fish
was female.
1700
01:34:03,005 --> 01:34:05,808
Before it died, it laid eggs.
1701
01:34:05,841 --> 01:34:09,979
Just an alarming
number of eggs.
1702
01:34:10,012 --> 01:34:12,848
♪♪♪
1703
01:34:21,090 --> 01:34:22,758
Alright, let's get going.
1704
01:34:22,852 --> 01:34:26,563
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