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Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness One
Almost United States History

On the night of June 17, 1972,
thieves broke into the offices

of the Democratic National Committee

at the Watergate complex,
in Washington, D.C.

The scandal became known
like "Watergate"

and ended up leading to resignation
of Nixon as president.

FOR THE NATION

Washington Post reporters, Bob
Woodward and Carl Bernstein revealed

the story
with his dogged investigation.

But they wouldn't have succeeded without a source
called "Deep Throat",

that leaked information anonymously
from a garage in D.C.,

how it was immortalized by the film
All the President's Men.

Great film.

But we also discovered that Garganta
Deep had more to say

than Woodward and Bernstein
they let it show.

- What state are you in?
- Locked.

The investigation stalled.

And you thought I would help?

I will never quote you.

Not even as an anonymous source.

You are ultra confidential.
You can trust me.

Continue.

You can count
What do you know about Watergate?

I heard some things.

I'm all ears.

Do you know Ferguson Investments?

It's on the fifth floor.
They're going bankrupt.

Father and son fighting
control of the company.

Things are ugly.

And what does that have
to do with the invasion?

You mentioned the building.

I thought you were talking
of the Watergate building.

I don't care about the building. I am
talking about the Watergate scandal.

Nixon's re-election campaign
and illegal wiretapping at the DNC

in the Watergate building.

Right.

I heard that G. Gordon Liddy
is involved. Tell me about Liddy.

I know his daughter will take it
the device next week,

and will buy
a new bike for her.

If you used the device,

she would win the bike.

So what?

Now she doesn't even want
plus the bike.

Want a pony.

And quite expensive.

- Yes, it's expensive.
- I don't think it's going to happen.

Are you trying to say
that it is easily manipulated?

I'm saying he doesn't want
buy her a pony.

What does this have to do with Watergate?
I don't care about Liddy's daughter.

You have to give me something useful.

I heard that the Haldermans
They're not doing well at all.

Like this?

Do you know that his wife, Joanne,
Do you have back problems?

- I know.
- She got a masseur.

And let's say
which is much better,

if you understand me.

- He's eating her.
- So what?

Turns out he's 5'10" tall.

- It's a cap.
- And?

She is ten centimeters taller.
It's worse than the age difference.

If the man is older, nobody cares.
If the woman is older, it's different.

This has nothing
to do with Watergate.

I don't care about this information.
I thought there was...

- You said you had information.
- And I said it.

Didn't you find it interesting?

I need something
that reveals information

about what happened at Watergate
and how he connects to Nixon.

I'll tell you something else
about G. Gordon Liddy.

Right.

The White House...

don't want anyone to know
What does the "G" mean?

- And what does that mean?
- Gordon.

The White House doesn't want them to find out
that his name is Gordon Gordon Liddy?

Yeah, it doesn't sound right.
Maybe it's Gus.

Are you asking or stating?

- George, Gary...
- Are you kicking now?

Gerry with G...

Do you want to know?
This is a waste of time.

- I'm leaving.
- Wait.

- Hey, Woodward.
- What?

- You owe me the parking.
- I shouldn't.

I gave a lot of information.

Just useless information.

Here are some
things you should know.

I'm listening.

There's a guy in town
who is called Doctor of Grass,

- but he's not a doctor.
- He's a gardener.

People think
that he is a doctor, but he is not.

He thought he was a doctor and was
Angry when you found out it wasn't?

He charges $400 per visit.

- How big is your lawn?
- I can't tell you.

Why did you bring me here?

- I heard you had information.
- Put the pieces together.

Do you know how they connect?

Follow the money.

"Follow the money?"

What money?
I don't understand anything.

Where is Bernstein?

He's a little smarter
that you, without meaning to offend.

This is ridiculous. Give me something useful,
anything involving the White House.

Okay, but this is very confidential.

Of course.

There is a rumor that Pat Nixon
was caught stealing

a department store.

Found
a shoe in her bag.

A single shoe. Think about it.

I'm thinking. A shoe.

Did she lose a shoe?

She stole a shoe.

Why would I steal?
She can't use just one.

Exactly.
Are you ready for this one?

No, I don't think so.

Gerald Ford went to ask for candy
with the grandchildren on Halloween.

When he was not recognized, he sent
children return the sweets.

What?

- His grandchildren don't talk to him anymore.
- What are you talking about?

I don't care!
I don't care about Halloween,

I don't care about pony,
of apparatus, of cases!

I don't want to know any of that.
This is a waste of time.

Is there something
that I can use?

Charles Colson wore flip-flops
to a meeting at the White House.

Nixon didn't call,
but Halderman made a scandal.

Okay, we're done.

I have to go too.

I'm using
a public dryer,

and I'm scared of someone
having taken my things out of there.

- Right. Good luck with that.
- So...

It was worth it all. I thank you.

There are coins if I need them
turn the dryer back on?

Hey, you don't look good.

Can you get back home?
Do you have a ride?

I came by bus.

Did you come by bus? But he asked me
to pay for parking.

Were you trying to rob me?

- That's for you to discover.
- What the hell!

Screw it!
Don't call me anymore! I'm tired!

- Ask Bernstein to call me.
- Don't call Bernstein.

Leave me alone!

My God!

Crazy guy.

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On July 15, 1903,

Henry Ford received
the first order of the Model A,

an automobile made by Ford Motor
Company in Detroit, Michigan.

By the end of the year, the factory
had already produced a thousand cars

and the automobile revolution
had begun.

Ford was not just an inventor
and industrialist.

It was also
a fanatical anti-Semite.

He owned
from the Dearborn Independent,

used to publish articles
as "The International Jew".

THE WORLD'S PROBLEM

What a figure.

Soon there would be cars
on all US roads.

Ford was on top of the world.

But as they say in the shtetl,

fate has a funny way
to give you a good kick in the tuchus.

Yes?

Mr. Ford, the civic leaders
from Detroit are here.

- Send in, young Clifton.
- Right.

Gentlemen, allow
let Mr. Ford take them for a ride.

...business and he...

Gentlemen, the...

- Commander Mahoney.
- Pleasure.

- Mr. Hudson.
-Henry.

Who are you?

I'm the rabbi
Shmuel Ben-Yanklovitz.

Newly elected
to the City Council.

My congratulations.

What a pleasure to be part of
of such a historic occasion.

I have goosebumps. Goosebumps.
What is that called?

We are calling
that's a car.

- Car.
- Extraordinary.

- It's Model A.
- Can we see?

Of course, just don't touch,
but you can look.

Truly magnificent.

Oh, Mr. Ford...
Mr. Ford, you did...

- This is an incredible achievement.
- Very impressive.

- Beautiful.
- Goes from zero to seven in one minute,

and take advantage of the power
of up to two horses.

What a magnificent achievement,
Mr. Ford.

Thank you very much.

There in Krakow,

There's a Jaime Fordberg.

Any relatives?
Switched from Fordberg to Ford?

- Did it shorten?
- I didn't shorten my name.

- I think it's shortened.
- There is no Fordberg.

- Did it shorten?
- No, sir.

Well... then, shall we?

For sure.

Yes.

Unfortunately, it only sleeps two
passengers besides me, so...

But I see four seats.

But there is a weight limit.

A weight limit.

- A weight limit, yes.
- Interesting.

What can you do?

- There is a weight limit.
- What can be done?

So, someone will be left out.

Yes.
We have to choose someone to...

But how are we
decide which two?

I'll tell you how.

Let's do it the fair way,
honest and American.

I'm thinking of a number
between zero and ten.

Whoever comes closest, walks,
and whoever doesn't arrive, leaves.

- Seems fair to me.
- Very fair.

- It's very fair.
- Thanks.

Mr. Hudson, why don't you start?

- Five.
- Excellent. Commander?

I have three children.
Lucky number three for me.

Excellent. And you... rabbi?

I've already caught seven
sometimes because he is Jewish.

So, I'm going to say seven!

I am really sorry. The number was four.

If I had just caught
four times, would be in the car

instead of leaving.

- I am really sorry.
- How could I make a mistake?

I want to thank you for coming.

- Oh yes.
- Yes.

Very unlucky for me, right?

- �.
- Commander Mahoney.

Gentlemen, sorry,
We have a police emergency.

- No.
- Thank you for your time.

- No, no! Come back!
- I am really sorry.

It seems like there's just the two of us left,
Mr. Ford.

Mr. Ford.

Alright, come in.

What is this?

Look at this!

Calm down, please.

Hello!

Don't talk to them.
They have already passed.

- This is incredible.
- Thanks.

This is really incredible.
I've never seen an intelligent gentile.

How did you get smart? As?

- Good genes.
- What is this here?

- My glove box.
- Glove box.

It has a compartment
for gloves, candies...

and perhaps a sustika?

The swastika is an ancient symbol
strong Indian and nothing more, sir.

I think you
There's a swistica!

- I don't have a systitch!
- He has a sustika!

Oh, Haimy!

- Shmuel!
- Moishe, Feivel!

- Stop the car!
- I won't stop for them.

- Come on.
- Stay away.

- Stay away.
- Come on.

Someone help Mr. Ford!

He crashed his machine.

- Oh, no.
- Henry Ford is hurt.

Mr. Ford?

I thought we were going to lose you.

What happened?

His horseless carriage crashed,

you were thrown
against a shop window and suffered several cuts.

He lost a lot of blood.

We thought we weren't
manage to save him.

Fortunately, we found a donor
with the same blood type.

His blood is
running through your veins.

And who is this holy man?

It was a mitzvah.

No!

My blood brother!

No! How could this happen?

And why is it so windy?

It's a little cold.

- It's a little cold.
- A little cold.

And I need to eat.

I need a snack
or I will waste away.

- We are wasting away.
- Yes, we are wasting away!

Nurse, bring toast...

Toasts?
I want a bagel with cream cheese.

Maybe a herring with schmaltz?

�, a herring with schmaltz,
but not too salty.

Why am I talking like this?

FOR PRESIDENT OF PENNSYLVANIA
JAMES BUCHANAN

In 1857, James Buchanan became
the nation's fifteenth president.

He was and continues to be the only
president who never married.

When he took office,

found itself in the middle of a growing crisis
between northern and southern states.

The question, of course,
it was slavery.

Buchanan refused to take
a firm position on either side,

and historians
blame your passivity

as one of the main factors
which led to civil war.

But it's not that he was indecisive.

He was, let's say... distracted.

Even with fate
of the union at stake,

there were others
unions in his head.

There they are.

Look how beautiful.

How beautiful. Look.

Great work, Appleton.
It's fantastic.

I don't believe
that all these women came.

It's unbelievable.

- Thank you, sir.
- Amazing.

I just have one question.
What time will dinner be?

No, there is no dinner.

- Just canapes.
- Just canapes?

�, I got the idea from Henry Clay.

He hated being trapped
next to someone at a table,

so he invented this thing
of canapes circulating.

The waiter walks with the tray
and people eat standing up.

Sir, it's dinner time. The people
They'll be upset if they don't have it.

No, they will love it
because no one gets stuck at the table

on someone's side
with those who don't want to talk.

Mr. President, I have
an important question...

Wait there.

Take your time, Appleton.

Maybe she wants to exchange a few words
with the fifteenth president.

Mr. President, I'm sorry...

I don't understand.
Where's dinner?

Greetings, Mr. President.

- Mr. President.
- Goodnight.

- Goodnight.
- Good evening, Mr. President.

Where is she? What happened?

As we talked,
Jefferson Davis is here today.

Yes yes.

The talk of secession
It's getting hot.

It would be great if you talked to him.

- Yes.
- Remember this, please.

It's important.

Don't forget to talk
with Jefferson Davis.

- Goodnight.
- Mr. President.

You know what I love
in the suspenders? To place.

First, they hang
down here.

Then you do it like this.

One arm goes in, the other goes in.
Then they accompany the shoulders.

- Yes.
- It's fun.

And then you
spends the whole day like this.

- Very good. �.
- How are you?

- All good?
- Mr. President.

- Hello.
- Hello.

See? It's the suspender.

- Beautiful green dress.
- Thanks.

- �.
- Thanks.

What else is green?

Gram. Grass is green. Dollar.

Are we just going to talk about green things?

Pickles are green.

Yeah.

There must be more. It has to be.

I think there's more,
but it's great.

Have you ever eaten persimmon?

- No.
- Interesting fruit.

It looks like she was baptized
in honor of someone.

I met a guy called Caqui,
do you know?

- Oh, it's done. I'm going to the bar.
- Jack Persimmon.

Maybe there was a man
called Edgar Caqui.

Steven Caqui.

Well,
What a beautiful young lady like you

does it alone
at a party like this?

- I'm working.
- Thanks.

I'm James Buchanan,

president of the United States.

Canapes?

What is your favorite lump?

- Caro�o?
- Fruit core.

- Mine is cherry.
- Wonder.

It's fun to spit
after chewing the cherry.

And the seeds?
What do you think of the seeds?

I have no opinion on seeds.

Watermelon seeds.
They are very slippery.

I have a trick to catch.

I do it like this with my hand
like killing a fly.

They stick to the palm.
Then, I eat.

I don't think it is
good to swallow the seeds.

That's an old legend.

Speaking of old,

I wouldn't mind doing
of you an old wife.

- How is it?
- Didn't it stick?

I need to get back to work.

Is it really? Is it really?

You know, I don't have a first lady,

but you are the first
lady I saw today.

We already know each other.

Oh, yeah.

�. The green, green, green, green.

- �.
- Right. The kiwi.

- Round and green.
- Excuse me.

It is a two-sided fruit.
It's a...

Hello.

Do you know what this is like in Morse code?

Dot, dot, dot, dot.
Point.

Dash, dash.
Dash, dash, dash, dash.

- Dot, dot, dot.
- Me again.

Dash, dash.
Dash, dash, dash, dash.

- Hello.
- Hello, Mr. President.

Have you ever eaten mango?

It's delicious.

Very juicy.
You need a towel to eat.

- It runs all over your face.
- Fascinating.

And it has a big lump.
Do you like big lumps?

She doesn't like you.

I stepped on her foot.

It was an accident.
Even though it was her fault.

I think she has paralysis.

What?

She has what?

She has paralysis.

He has no control over his movements.
I don't even know how he can walk.

Really? She looks normal.

Anyway, what color is that dress?

- From rust.
- Rust?

I don't remember anything rust.

Great.
I'll look for something to eat.

Pitomba!

I don't understand.

I get dumped one after another.

I was talking about fruits,
mango, papaya.

I talked about pits and seeds...

- Were you talking about lumps?
- Dear ones.

Big lumps, small lumps.
Peach pit, plum.

I find this very interesting.
Apparently, they don't.

- They don't have that curiosity.
- They don't have that curiosity!

It drives me crazy.

Try to bring up something
that is not fruit.

I tried. I asked one
who was her dentist.

She had horrible teeth. He was
a stupid question. She was embarrassed.

I should never have asked.
But I need a dentist.

Lord, it would be a good time
to talk to Jefferson Davis?

That's what it was for
that I entered politics.

To meet women.

Lord,
we need you to preserve the Union.

Talk to the south
It is of utmost importance.

Of utmost importance?

- Yes, that's it. That's it.
- Thanks.

That's great. I had an idea. It's
seeing the woman in the red dress?

She's tearing me apart.

See how I'll impress you.

I'll talk to her.
Then you arrive and say:

"Sir,
need to sign a document.

The fate of the Union is at stake."

- But it is.
- Say that again.

The fate of the Union is at stake.

- Perfect.
- But...

- Mr. President.
- Hello.

Hello.

You know, I have a sixth sense.

I'm a bit of a mentalist.

I can guess a person's name
without knowing anything about her.

- Really?
- Think about your name.

Imagine it
screaming in your head.

- Are you screaming?
- I'm screaming.

It's good. Capturing...

Open your eyes.

Janet.

- No, it's not Janet.
- Gertrude?

No. Not even close, honestly.

-Corinne?
- Closer.

But I don't...

- Clarissa.
- No.

- I don't think I have the gift for that.
- Mr. President.

I have a document
very important to sign.

The fate of the Union is at stake.

Now? I'm talking
with this beautiful woman, Treiman.

- My name is not Treiman.
- It's a pleasure, Miss. Treiman.

That's not my name.
That name doesn't even exist. That...

What is this about?

Well, let's go in
at war with Italy.

But why?

Question of tomatoes.

They are stocking up on tomatoes.

- It's not a problem, Miss. Treiman.
- My name is not Treiman.

Don't you know, Appleton,
what is happening.

But let's go to war
because of tomatoes?

And peppers.

- What's the problem with peppers?
- They are also stocking up.

- Do we really need this?
- We need.

And tomato is not a vegetable.

- It's a fruit.
- So what?

And they are red.
What else is red?

Please don't make us come in
at war over tomatoes.

- It's not that serious, Miss. Treiman.
- It's not Treiman!

Okay, that was great.

But next time,

we find out the name first,
Then I arrive and guess.

She's going to go crazy.

Lord, I need to insist
Let him talk to Jefferson Davis.

Okay, I'll talk. Let's go.

Keep going
with these trays.

- I don't understand.
- Canapes.

If you'll give us permission.

Mr. President.

Senator Davis, I have
some thoughts about Kansas.

I think they can
please everyone.

They are serving canapes
since we arrived.

- Where's dinner?
- There's no dinner.

No dinner?

Are you serious?

This is called flying service.

Like this...

These little trays are absurd.

I stepped on her foot before.
I think she has a problem.

I don't care
that you stepped on her foot.

I'm starving.

I ate a sandwich
the size of a baby's bite.

I ate cookies
with crap on top.

I'm pretty sure I ate
Pork penis wrapped in bacon.

This is new, okay?

It's called steering service.

They pass with the tray
and you eat standing up.

No, canapes are not dinner.

It's the entrance to dinner.
But it doesn't replace dinner.

If you eat enough, replace it.

- If I eat enough?
- Replaces.

I like to eat
salad for dinner.

- Will there be a salad?
- It doesn't work here.

I would have to eat with a fork standing upright.
It wouldn't work.

At least there will be
some piece of bread and butter?

I like bread with butter

like everyone, especially
when the bread is warm.

- Of course it's hot.
- The butter melts.

You spread the butter,
it melts deliciously into the bread.

- My God. It's orgasmic.
- Where's that bread and butter?

- It doesn't work here.
- It doesn't work.

Maybe it's not
exactly a meal.

I recognize.
But it has its advantages.

If it's dinner,
everyone curls up at the table.

They take too long.
We don't like that.

Maybe not in the north.

In the south,
We love to prolong the meal.

It's part of the process.

In the north,
We don't like this long ending.

We want to eat and leave,

put on your pajamas,
pick up a good book and relax.

We don't want to sit at a table
with small talk all the time...

It's like a family.

They are the last
who I want to talk to.

These are the people I want close to.
Cousins and second cousins.

I don't want to connect.

I want to finish
dessert and leave.

I'll say something else.

I can't
imagine living in a country

where half the population
does not prolong the meal.

And I can't imagine living
in a meal-extending country.

Southern states will reunite
in three days.

- Goodnight.
- Oh, yeah.

Go. "We're going to split up."

We will separate.

- Then separate.
- It's quite possible.

- How scary!
- It's really good.

Get away from me!

Oh, yeah. This is a meal!
To have lunch!

Don't tell me this is dinner
when it clearly isn't!

That's dinner!

This is a joke!

How rude!

Three days later, eleven states
separated from the Union.

At the end of the 19th century
and beginning of the 20th century,

polio was one of the diseases
most feared in the world,

with outbreaks that killed thousands
of people and left others paralyzed,

including the president
Franklin D. Roosevelt.

But in the early 1950s,

the American doctor Jonas Salk created
The first effective vaccine against polio.

It was revolutionary.

In the following years, Dr. Albert
Sabin created an oral vaccine,

cheaper to produce
and easier to administer.

And in 1979,
polio has been eliminated from the US

thanks to mass vaccination.

I will repeat this:

Thanks to mass vaccination.

Because
of his pioneering work,

Jonas Salk saved
countless lives around the world

and left his mother
very proud of him.

Very, very proud.

Queens, New York

Hello, Evelyn.

Good afternoon, Dora. How are you?

Very well, very well.

Evelyn,
I don't know if I already mentioned...

- Here it comes.
- ...that my son Jonas

will testify in Congress
next week.

Yes, you've already mentioned it several times.

And you know why he
Will you testify in Congress?

Yes.

Because he
discovered the cure for polio.

Yes, Dora.

My Jonas
discovered the cure for polio.

- Found out.
- He's brilliant.

- It's true.
- Jonas! Jonas!

Come down here and tell Evelyn
How did you discover the cure for polio?

I don't have time now, mom.
I'm very busy.

- I have a lot of work.
- Of course.

Hi, Evelyn, how are you?

- Jonas, it's a pleasure to see you.
- It's my pleasure.

- It's great.
- Thank you, Jonas.

Now, I need to work.

- I understand.
- I'm sorry. Thanks.

Good job!

Work to cure cancer.
It's killing people.

He will do it.
The cure for cancer.

- Perhaps.
- Maybe cancer.

Do you want to know?

I knew
since he was little.

- You knew?
- That he had an important destiny.

We gave him a chemistry kit.

And, of course,
he caused a fire.

Daniel never forgot.

- He was furious.
- How funny.

He said, "I don't know
What am I going to do with this boy?"

- Of course.
- And I said: "Daniel, wait.

One day this boy will
make you very proud."

A mother knows things.

And if they don't give
the Nobel for him this year,

I'm going to Sweden
wring their necks.

- Are you really going?
- Until they suffocate to death.

I will kill everyone!

Calm down, Dora.
Seriously, leave it alone.

Did you know Jonas didn't win?
no penny with this vaccine?

He didn't patent anything.
He just wants to serve humanity.

He's a great guy.

I asked myself
Why do you still live here?

- but now I understand.
- We have wonderful children.

- It's a blessing.
- �.

- Yes I know.
- It's a blessing.

- How is Timothy?
- Thanks for asking, Dora.

- You're welcome.
- I know it wasn't easy.

He's doing well.

- Are you at the suit and tie store?
- At Robert Hall.

You just got promoted.

Now he is the youngest manager
of the company's history.

- How is it?
- The youngest manager

of the company's history!

- Oh! Hey, Jonas! Jonas!
- Yes, mom.

Timothy
manager at Robert Hall.

- I can get you a suit.
- It's a great idea.

Isn't it?

And, Jonas, he is the coolest manager
young man in the company's history!

- What?
- The youngest manager

of the company's history!

This is wonderful. Very good.

Let him get a suit
for Congress, Jonas.

I already have suits, Mom.
I have several.

Jonas, how many times
Are you going to Congress?

I don't need a suit,
but thank you. It was kind, Mom.

- It's from Robert Hall.
- And they have a tailor there.

I'll think. Can I think?

You won't think about anything.
You won't think.

- I'll think about it.
- No, it won't. I know you.

- My God.
- You won't...

He's busy.
They don't like to listen to their mothers.

He doesn't care about clothes.
He only cares about humanity.

- Right.
- He's healing the world, my boy.

My Jonas. Jonas!

Yes, mom?

- He's healing the world.
- I'm doing my best, mom.

You left here, from me.

- I made you.
- It's good.

It's going wonderfully.

He is a love,
a sweet boy, Dora.

And your Timothy too.

Why do they
Did they never become friends?

- Well, Timothy was a sportsman.
- Sportsman?

I was going to be a pitcher for the Yankees,

but decided he wanted
a simpler life.

- He wants to work at Robert Hall.
- That.

He still dates
that robust girl

with a weasel face? I saw her
weeks ago in front of the house.

She's a lovely girl, Dora.

- Very sweet.
- Great.

And, you know, I read that Albert Sabin is
launching an oral polio vaccine.

I spit on Sabin. Never again
mention that name to me.

Oral vaccine.

That boy up there
was in the laboratory

until 2am, everyone
days, seven days a week.

This Sabin is a fraud!

- A charlatan.
- It's fine.

If you mention his name again,
It will be the end of you.

Your end, Evelyn!

There may be more than one!

No! There is only one and it is him!

He's the only one!

This vaccine will kill people.

It will cause a heart attack.

Ah, die quickly, Bobby. What
you die a miserable death.

I heard it does
the balls shrink.

Please spare me.

You don't understand anything about science.

- I understand more than you.
- He's not a doctor.

If it were up to me, none
child would take this vaccine.

This goes for measles too.

- Oh, if it were up to you?
- Yes!

God save us from some idiot
put you in charge.

It's going to be a dark day
for humanity, I imagine.

Mom, mom, relax.
You don't need to talk to him.

He doesn't know... He doesn't know
What are you talking about, Bobby.

You are crazy
with these vaccines.

Yes, you're right.
We're crazy, Bobby.

- Completely crazy.
- We really are.

Thanks to you,
everyone has to get vaccinated.

- Just like Nazi Germany, Adolf!
- Adolf?

- How is it?
- How dare you call my son Adolf?

- Adolf!
- Nazi Germany?

How dare you compare my son
Is that monster?

- Jonas is saving lives, Bobby.
- Hello.

Instead of losing
time with vaccines...

Excuse me.
Is this 437B 69th Street?

This is 439. I think
that you want the house next door.

...the flower usually causes
gender confusion.

I'm too smart to drink
unpasteurized milk every day.

Drink milk straight from the cow.
Straight from the tit.

- Everyone knows that.
- Does everyone know this?

And another thing, Spanish flu?
It's a biological weapon,

but done so as not to reach
Ashkenazi Jews or Chinese.

And the government doesn't want
let you know this.

- Yes, it's him.
- I ripped off a whale's head

with the chainsaw.

But I put my head against my wall,
so I made good use of it.

- Hey, what are you doing?
- Let's go.

- Admit him!
- What are you doing?

He has worms in his brain.

And a dead bear in the trunk!

I'm going to eat that bear!

- He's sick!
- I'm going to eat that bear!

Let's go.

When they're done with him,
they can come back for it.

This Jonas is very funny.

Funnier
than those comedians.

- What?
- Henry Youngman and Milton Berle.

He could have been a comedian,
but he chose science.

Chose science
because it's Jonas.

It's Jonas!

My Jonas!

Translation: Alysson Navarro