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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:22,120 [Danny] Okay, okay. Tell me that again. I didn't catch it. 2 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,840 No. 3 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:25,960 You only get one take in life, chief. 4 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,960 Oh come on. The batteries is running down. I have to change them. 5 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,840 - Stop making excuses. - Please. 6 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:33,200 No. You're lucky that you're even allowed pointing that thing at me. 7 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:35,560 Pervert. 8 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,240 [Jolly gasps] 9 00:00:58,360 --> 00:00:59,960 [Hailey] Oh that's one way to start the day. 10 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,320 - Oh, yeah. - Shall I be able to feel my legs? 11 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,480 - I think my penis is inverted. - Danny! 12 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,400 [Laughing] - Don't you think that's degrading like 20 hours ago. 13 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,760 [Danny] We're not there yet, no? 14 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:13,280 [Hailey] Oh are you afraid I'll pass judgement on certain elements of your anatomy? 15 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:15,440 [Hailey] You don't have to worry, 'cause you seem quite adequate. 16 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,000 [Danny] Ok. Yeah, you're paying for breakfast though. 17 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,160 [Hailey] Come here, come here. Quick. 18 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,360 [Danny] You fucking pervert. You dare question my motivation. 19 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,600 [Hailey] Listen, if you're gonna do it in public... 20 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,680 I don't even want to look, but I can't not see. 21 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:40,200 [Danny] You know if that was me filming, you'd probably call me a dirty old man. 22 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,240 [Hailey] Well, now don't tell me it doesn't excite you. 23 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,520 [Man] For fucks sake! You fucking perverts! 24 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:46,520 - [Hailey] Is he... - [Danny] Yes. 25 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,520 [Hailey] Argh! Go, go, go. 26 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,080 [Hailey] Oh my god! I'm actually going to fall. 27 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:54,680 [Laughing] 28 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,040 [Hailey] Now, stop it. 29 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,520 You have to delete that, though. 30 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,640 No way, no! 31 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:04,080 I will not be complicit in the destroying of evidence of a crime. 32 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,360 I know exactly what you are going to use them for. 33 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,320 [Danny] Better? 34 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:22,360 [Laughing] I don't even want to talk until I can digest this. 35 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:24,920 Ok. 36 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,440 - Danny. - Mm. 37 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:31,040 - That is your real name? - It is. 38 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,600 "It is." Uh, if we're gonna spend time together, we should probably get to know each other. 39 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,600 - What's your middle name? - Edward. 40 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:44,680 [Laughing] Really? 41 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,600 Yeah, I didn't pick it. Obviously. 42 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,160 Ok, I think we're done. 43 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,120 And how many girls did you spend 22 straight hours with 44 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,120 after just meeting them at a bar? 45 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:59,000 Mm, well, ok. Uhm, very few. 46 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,320 So there's some? 47 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,400 Ok, there's one. 48 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,120 - Is it me? - Yes, it's you, yeah. 49 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:08,280 [Hailey laughing] Better. 50 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,880 Alright, that's it, that's all you need to know 51 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,920 about a guy before you go out with him? 52 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,400 Well, I figured if... I learned quite a bit about you at the beach, 53 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,360 seen enough, you know? 54 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:21,120 - Ah, no. Hold on. Let me... stop. Can we stop this? - No, no, no. 55 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,800 - Right. For one, that, you know that water was freezing cold. - Yes. 56 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:29,720 It's November, so it wasn't really a proper... 57 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,480 - Assessment? - Assessment... 58 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:32,960 - ...of the situation. - ...Of the situation. 59 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,840 - Ok, well I have one more question. - Ok. 60 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,520 Um, where did you get the camera? 61 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,240 It's hardly your bargain basement model. 62 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:45,000 Let's just say my dad found it easier to buy this for me 63 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,480 than to spend time with me during Christmas. 64 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,360 - Don't tear up about it. - I'm not going to tear up about it. 65 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,240 So, what now? 66 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,840 You tell me. 67 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:22,640 I don't know, I just don't want whatever this is to end, so. 68 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:23,960 But? 69 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,320 I am not the most spontaneous guy. 70 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:29,720 That's not true and you could have fooled me by the way. 71 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,400 Why? Why do you say that? 72 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,320 Don't know. 73 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,000 Mm, ok, well, think for a minute. 74 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:42,240 What would you like to do? 75 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:44,200 Whatever it takes to spend more time with you? 76 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,440 How far are you willing to go? 77 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:52,400 - What are you suggesting? - Camping? 78 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:55,560 - Camping? - Mm. 79 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:01,320 You are aware it's November in Ireland and you want to go camping? 80 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,920 - Yes. - What's in it for me? 81 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,080 Oh, we'd have to share a tent. 82 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,120 Alright, get your coat. 83 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,040 [Laughing] 84 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,040 - Now? - Yeah, now! 85 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,880 - Finish your tea! - I will! 86 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,440 - I'm zooming. - Stop filming me and finish your tea. 87 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:19,920 [Laughing] 88 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,560 Why would I want a tent? I live in the city. 89 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:30,040 I don't need a tent, I have a house. 90 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,400 What? Russian? Yeah. 91 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:36,800 [Singing from horror scene] 92 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,120 [Screeching] 93 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,640 [Screeching quietly] 94 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,960 [Continuing singing] 95 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,520 - It's too big. - It's not too big. 96 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,240 - It is too big. - It's not. 97 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:56,040 - It can serve as a sleeping bag and a coat. - Or a tent. 98 00:05:56,080 --> 00:06:00,160 And a tent, we could both sleep in here. 99 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:03,840 - Yeah. - Nice! 100 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,160 What would you like for Christmas? 101 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,120 Now this is too big. 102 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,240 That's a four man tent. 103 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,400 You could help. 104 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,840 No, I'm having far too much fun watching you. 105 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,800 Go on! Yay. 106 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,040 I got it on my own! 107 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,440 [Hailey] Was that your housemate? 108 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,680 Yeah, Matt. Why? 109 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,840 He's pretty hairy. 110 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,400 Well, I'll remember to shave him next time. 111 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,440 [Laughing] 112 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,720 [Music] 113 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,880 [Singing on the radio] 114 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:04,520 Ok, say that again, so it's called crone wood, but it's not really? 115 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,000 [Hailey] No, I said that it was once called that 116 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:12,920 because there was a legend of a local coven of witches, 117 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,280 but it's not called that anymore. 118 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,800 So why not? 119 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:18,360 I'm not a historian, ok. 120 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,120 I'm just telling you what mother told me. 121 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,040 Which is? 122 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,880 That... well, the local landlord got so sick and tired of rumors 123 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:30,480 and of the superstition that he just renamed the land. 124 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:34,000 - But the locals still call it crone wood. - Right. 125 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:36,960 I didn't say it was true, I just said that's what it was called once. 126 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,120 Let's just say, you are lucky you're pretty. 127 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,320 [Hailey laughs] 128 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,440 [Hailey laughs] 129 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,360 I can hear you laughing. 130 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,920 [Hailey] It's too cute. 131 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,760 Why don't you get the bags from the boot or 132 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,720 make yourself useful? 133 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,080 - [Hailey] Here you go. - One second. 134 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,920 - [Danny] Thank you. - [Hailey] They're too small. 135 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,800 [Danny] Give me a twirl. Come on. 136 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,080 Lovely. 137 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,880 - Now you. - What? 138 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,400 [Hailey] Nice pants. 139 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,640 [Hailey] I think you're trying to impress me. 140 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:42,080 That makes sense. 141 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,320 I'm not taking them off. 142 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:47,920 I'm not taking them off. 143 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:50,560 [Danny] I didn't want to wear them anyway. 144 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:56,760 It was my choice. Come on. 145 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,560 Danny, this was supposed to be an adventure. 146 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,720 [Danny] Shouldn't we stick to the path? 147 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,280 What did you tell me back at the cafe? 148 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:24,960 [Danny] Fuck it. 149 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,200 [Danny laughs] 150 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:33,560 [Danny whistles] 151 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,320 [Danny] Ass time. 152 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:44,000 - [Hailey laughs]. - Fuck you. 153 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:48,920 I live for that. 154 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,640 No, it's going to go into my eyes. 155 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:56,240 [Danny] Is this proof of paranormal activity in the infamous crone wood? 156 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:59,600 Or proof of a far more terrifying reality "normal domesticity". 157 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,320 - [Hailey] Run for your lives, children or you will be... - [Danny] Hush, quiet, quiet. 158 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,200 - [Hailey] Oh-ho... - [Danny] Laughs. 159 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,520 - [Hailey] I hope you are getting this. - Yep. 160 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:24,560 I feel like fucking zena warrior Princess. 161 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:28,080 [Danny] Oh fucks sake. 162 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,240 [Danny] Alright. [Laughing] 163 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,600 I'm going to go up this way. 164 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:35,920 [Danny] Ouch. Wow. So beautiful. 165 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:36,960 [Hailey] Eh, shut up. 166 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:47,320 - [Danny] Ow-ah. - Right. 167 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,960 He took a bit of a tumble, folks but I think he's going to be ok. [Laughs] 168 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,560 - Don't film that. - Why not? 169 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,680 No! 170 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,240 [Danny] Mm-mine. 171 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,200 [Hailey] You can't be serious, Danny. 172 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:19,360 It's a great book. 173 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,120 - It's Dr. Seuss. - Have you read it? 174 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,080 - No, but i... - have you read it? 175 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,000 - No. - Thank you, exactly. 176 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,720 I didn't mean to offend you. 177 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,920 It's a kids book. 178 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,240 My dad gave it to me when I was young. 179 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,400 You don't have to film this. 180 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:47,600 Would you come on. You are making me feel bad! 181 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,120 You're going to thank me in years to come. 182 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,920 I'm going to save you a fortune on therapy. 183 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,000 [Danny whistles] 184 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,080 [Hailey] I can't see shit. 185 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,880 [Danny] Let me see that. 186 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,000 - [Ringing sound] - [Hailey] Ah, creepy vision. 187 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,400 No, it's called, eh... 188 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:43,720 It's called creepy vision, Dan. That's what it's called. 189 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:12,480 [Danny growls] 190 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,880 - [Bird cooing] - [Hailey] Coo! 191 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:41,040 - Oh. - [Laughing]. 192 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,880 Okay. 193 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,080 [Making scary sounds] 194 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,400 That's not nice. 195 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:07,360 - My nose is running. - I know I can see that, let me see. 196 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,800 No. Get this though. This is cool. 197 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:10,960 [Danny] Ok. 198 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,440 Told you it was amazing. 199 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,080 [Danny] Do you think these are... 200 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,080 A relic from a made up story about witches 201 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,280 that's lasted over a hundred years? 202 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:43,680 - And, yeah? - No, I don't. We have a word for that around here, 203 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,960 - it's called graffiti. - You're from around here? 204 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:47,920 Yeah. 205 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,320 When did you move to Dublin? 206 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,880 Danny. Danny, Danny. 207 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,600 There's lots of time to get to know each other. 208 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:57,320 Shouldn't we be doing things that two people who have just met do? 209 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,440 Which is? 210 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,120 Forget it. You're not getting any later. 211 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,800 - Oh, come on. I was just joking. - Yeah. 212 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,200 [Danny] I was just joking! 213 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,440 Oh, come on, I was just joking. 214 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,400 [Danny] Hailey? 215 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,320 Oh, seriously, come on. 216 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,760 Hailey? 217 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,320 Hailey? 218 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,440 Fucking swear to god, Hailey. 219 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,840 [Footsteps] 220 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:42,920 Hailey? 221 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,760 Are you fucking acting? 222 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,040 Hailey? 223 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,880 Hailey, I'm not playing, this isn't funny. 224 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,880 You must have been really shit at hide and seek when you were young. 225 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,560 - Tuirseach? - Tired. 226 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,120 Do you want to go set up camp? 227 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,040 Maybe somewhere further from the house? 228 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,000 Chicken shit. 229 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,160 Here? 230 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,640 - Perfect. - Great. 231 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,600 [Danny laughs] 232 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,520 - [Danny] Oh. - Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 233 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:53,920 - Oh yeah! Thank fuck. - Yeah. 234 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,160 - It's nice here. - It's lovely here. 235 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,360 I like lying down. 236 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,280 There's the pods. 237 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:05,280 Itchy. 238 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,760 You have made a tent before? 239 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:10,720 Yeah. 240 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,080 Maybe you should let me do it? 241 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:20,080 Because of... reasons. 242 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,360 How's the build going there, champ? 243 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,160 Peace offering. 244 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,160 - Want to talk about the incident? - Nope. 245 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,560 And show the boys and girls at home your tent? 246 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,680 And why you are so grumpy? 247 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,200 Shouldn't that be somewhere holding the tent up? 248 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,280 Must be a spare. 249 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:05,920 You don't get spares with tents. 250 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,200 Mm, warm. 251 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,560 Let me in. 252 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,560 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 253 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,560 "Nothing." 254 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,920 Don't tell me. 255 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,360 You fucking asshole! 256 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,120 I'm sorry. Sorry! 257 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,640 - Fuck! - Look I'm sorry. It was stupid. 258 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,840 You have to see this from my point of view. 259 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:05,360 You know, I've never ever had a girl as beautiful as you interested in me. 260 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:09,320 And I figured the odds were that you'd realize sooner or later that I'm a loser, 261 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:14,240 and you know at least I'd have this as evidence that it actually happened. 262 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,360 In a way it's kind of a compliment. 263 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,840 - You know? - Fuck you. 264 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:29,680 I Danny, hereby swear that I will never secretly film a beautiful girl. 265 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,920 Who... 266 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:33,760 Who... 267 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,000 Who was about to give him, or me, 268 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:43,160 a blow job that would have changed my life forever. 269 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,760 [Camera switch on] 270 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,720 - What are you doing? - I need to pee. 271 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,160 You need the camera to pee? 272 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,600 Yeah, the night-vision helps me see where I'm going. 273 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:00,920 The camera stays here, Danny. 274 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:03,840 What time is it? 275 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,160 Half two. Why are you putting on all your clothes? 276 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,680 It's not like you are going to bump into anybody. 277 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,080 It's Ireland. It's fucking freezing. 278 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:46,760 [Hailey] Danny? 279 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,680 You better not be getting me back for earlier. 280 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,160 Danny? 281 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,560 Danny? 282 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,760 Danny? 283 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,160 Danny? 284 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,760 - Shhh. Turn that fucking light off. - [Hailey] You fucking dumb-ass. 285 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,400 - Turn off the fucking light. - Argh! 286 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,800 [Danny] God, shut up, there's something out there. 287 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,560 What do you mean? 288 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,440 [Danny] I don't know, I was out taking a piss and I heard something. 289 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,040 [Hailey] Like what? 290 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,840 I don't know, like fucking mumbling or something. 291 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,760 [Danny] I want to check it out. 292 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,840 [Camera switch on sound] 293 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,080 [Hailey whispers] You can't be serious. 294 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,480 [Danny] I need to check it out. 295 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,000 Then we can go back. 296 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,720 [Hailey] And what if there is some weirdo in there, then what? 297 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,600 [Danny] What's the other option? 298 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,920 [Danny] Sit in the tent all night wondering if someone is standing outside? 299 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,120 - [Hailey] You have a twisted imagination. - I need to know. 300 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,800 [Danny] For once it would be nice if someone just back me up. 301 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,160 [Danny] Last room. 302 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,720 [Hailey] Satisfied? 303 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,600 Fuck yeah. I could have sworn. 304 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,840 What were you trying to prove? 305 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,360 You'll just call me a chauvinist. 306 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,360 [Hailey] Try me. 307 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,840 [Danny] I wanted to protect you. 308 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,760 Why don't you point that at something worth filming? 309 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,720 - [Danny] Eh... - [Hailey laughs] 310 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,160 So I'm forgiven? 311 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,280 Let's just say you've proven yourself worthy. 312 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,000 I guess we better ehm... 313 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,200 [Hailey] Oh well, you won't be needing that. 314 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,520 [Kissing sounds] 315 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,920 [Hailey] I want you to film us, this time you have my permission. 316 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:32,080 [Danny hums] 317 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,440 - You first. - What? 318 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,280 Show me. 319 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,800 [Danny whistles] 320 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,760 [Danny] What's that for? 321 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,640 [Hailey] You don't want me to hurt my knees, do you? 322 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:14,480 [Hailey] If you could do one thing to me tonight, what would it be? 323 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,560 [Hailey screams] Oh my god, Danny! 324 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:20,000 [Danny] I fucking told you. Jesus. You fucking prick. I knew it! 325 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,240 I fucking told you. 326 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,120 [Hailey] Wait! 327 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,160 [Danny] Look, you can go back to the tent if you want. 328 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,160 I'm going out for him. He's only one man, I can take him. 329 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,440 I'm not going back on my own. Don't make me go back on my own. 330 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,200 [Danny] Well, come with me then. 331 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,200 At least let's see where he is going, so we can report him to the guards. 332 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,440 Danny, it's not too late to walk away from this. 333 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:42,880 Come on. 334 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,800 [Sound of walking through the woods] 335 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,080 - [Danny] He must have come this way. - [Hailey] Please. 336 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:14,120 [Hailey] I'm freezing. 337 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,800 [Hailey] Do you even have any idea where we are anymore? 338 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,160 - [Hailey] Haven't you had enough for... - Hush. 339 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,480 [Danny] There. 340 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:52,760 [Danny] Let's see where he goes. 341 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,440 [Danny] What the fuck? 342 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,600 [Danny] What the fuck was that? 343 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,680 [Hailey] I don't know and I don't care. 344 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,480 [Hailey] What the fuck were you thinking? 345 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:29,080 [Danny] I'm sorry, ok? I know. Let's just get back to the tent 346 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:31,520 and as soon as it's light, we'll get back to the car, ok? 347 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,240 [Drumming] 348 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,040 [Panting] 349 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,640 [Danny] It's nothing. It's ok. Come on. 350 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,000 [Danny] You have to be fucking kidding me. 351 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,760 [Hailey] No, it has to be somewhere. 352 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,800 - Danny, all of my stuff is in that. - I know. 353 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:07,600 - My fucking keys and my phone. Everything is in that. - I know, ok? 354 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,640 [Danny] We must be just lost, it's got to be around here somewhere. 355 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,920 [Danny] Fuck! 356 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:18,760 [Danny pants] 357 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,960 Look, I know you are scared, but it's going to be ok, ok? 358 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,440 The sun will be up in a few hours. 359 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,440 Do you really think the tent is near? 360 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,840 It has to be. 361 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,920 It has to be. 362 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,400 You know, when the sun comes up, we'll probably just spot it straight off. 363 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,440 We can't keep wandering around aimlessly. 364 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:48,680 It will only make things worse. 365 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,680 Can we leave the light on? 366 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:55,360 We can't. We have to save the batteries for tomorrow or... 367 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,160 Or what? 368 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,720 Or in case those weirdo's come back again. 369 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,760 [Hailey] Danny, I'm scared. 370 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,600 [Danny] I know. 371 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:11,720 [Danny] Me too. 372 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,800 [Danny] Ok, so it's morning and our tent is definitely gone. 373 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,280 [Danny] No sign of it anywhere. 374 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,320 [Danny] Hailey? 375 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,880 - [Hailey] Where are you? - [Danny] I'm here! 376 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,560 - [Hailey] Where? - [Danny] Here! 377 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,600 [Danny] Fuck. 378 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,720 Stop filming, Danny. 379 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,600 [Danny] Right, so our tent is definitely gone. 380 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,600 [Danny] Any of those fuckers took it anyway. 381 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,880 Keys are in there. Phones are in there. 382 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,240 [Danny] Yeah, I know, what do you want me to do? 383 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,800 We could fucking wander around here until they come back. 384 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,760 [Danny] That shit last night was weird though. 385 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,160 Well, then suggest something, Danny. 386 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,880 I don't want to hang around here until they come back. 387 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,800 Well, then suggest something, Danny. 388 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,440 [Danny] We can walk out of here. You know? It's bright. 389 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,640 We find a house. Call the cops. 390 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,240 Well. Come on then, let's just go then. Fucking talking bullshit. 391 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,040 [Danny] Let's go camping, she said. 392 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,240 Shouldn't we have passed the house now? 393 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,960 [Danny] I don't know. 394 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,120 [Danny] Do you want to go back? 395 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,560 [Hailey] No, not really. The woods can't be that big. 396 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,800 We have to find a road eventually. 397 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,240 Would you knock it off? 398 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,920 [Danny] No. I want to film this so the cops can, 399 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,280 you know use it to maybe find out where we were. 400 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,640 You know, so they can find the pricks who stole our stuff. 401 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,520 Inbred fucks. 402 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,560 Don't want us in the country, we don't want them in the cities. Fair deal. 403 00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,960 Well, you know when you hand in the footage, 404 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,680 that they are going to hear your deep insights into Ireland. 405 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,120 - [Danny] Yeah. - [Hailey] Lovely, nice. Works out great. 406 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,800 [Danny] Well, I don't mean everyone in the countryside. 407 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,360 I just mean the weird ones. 408 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,640 - What do you think of this? - Don't know. 409 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,080 Some old English estate? 410 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,160 Wonder how long it's been here. 411 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,560 It's huge. 412 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,880 Thought you said you grew up around here? 413 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,200 I did. I've never seen this before. 414 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,280 Look, can we just go please? I'm really... 415 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,160 No, yeah. You are right. Sorry. 416 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,200 Look, if that's an old house, 417 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,640 there must be an Avenue or a laneway that leads to a main road, ok? 418 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:33,520 Ok. Yeah. You're right. 419 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:39,600 [Hailey] This is like the weirdest thing. 420 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,400 There's nobody following us. Come on! 421 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,160 I'm telling you. 422 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,160 - Let's go. - No. Just give me a second. 423 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,600 [Danny] Right, so we just leave it here running, 424 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,280 double back around the building 425 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,640 and if nothing comes up, then I'll drop it, ok? Alright? 426 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,800 Ok. 427 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:40,880 Ok. 428 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,920 You were right. You've proven yourself worthy 429 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,520 and I'm impressed, but I'm also very scared. 430 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,880 [Danny] What the fuck, man? 431 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,640 It probably is just people playing a prank. 432 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:54,320 But, you know I just want to get out of here. 433 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,760 [Panting] 434 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,840 - [Danny] I wasn't scared for a second. - Me neither. 435 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,560 We'll just go to the cinema next time, yeah? 436 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:13,120 [Knocks on metal door] 437 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:16,800 No idea if anybody heard that. 438 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,520 [Banging on door] 439 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,400 [Hailey] Maybe we should try somewhere else. 440 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,360 They could be around the back or something. I'll just check real quickly. 441 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,880 [Hailey] Look, there will be a place not too far. 442 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,480 They're not going to shoot us for asking for help. 443 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,760 Come on. 444 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,920 [Knocks on door] 445 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,080 Hello? 446 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,280 [Hailey] Danny, don't. 447 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,760 We just need to use a phone. 448 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,040 It will only take a minute. 449 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,280 [Danny] Hello? 450 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,840 We just need a phone. Hello? We're lost. 451 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:06,600 [Hailey] What if they come back? 452 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,400 We're not taking anything. 453 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:14,080 Is that the reaction you'd have if you found somebody wandering around your house? 454 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,920 We could show them the footage on the camera. 455 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,280 Show them what happened last night. 456 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,440 [Picking up the phone] 457 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,280 - It's disconnected. - Alright well, then we have to go. 458 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:48,640 We're here now. 459 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,400 We might as well check upstairs. 460 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,560 We might find a mobile phone or a computer with Internet. 461 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,760 It will just take a minute. Come on. 462 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,200 Please, Danny. 463 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,520 [Danny] The green man. 464 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,400 I'll check the rooms up here. You check downstairs. Ok? 465 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:31,640 It will just take two seconds. 466 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,480 [Hailey] Oh god. 467 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,080 [Running] 468 00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,600 Danny! 469 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,240 Danny, we have to get out of here. 470 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:02,360 [Hailey] It's their house. 471 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,360 I don't want this. 472 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:07,400 [Danny] Stay calm. What did you see? 473 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,520 [Hailey] Their bathroom. 474 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,360 [Danny] What the fuck is that? 475 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,400 Oh Jesus. 476 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:32,760 [Danny] Oh Jesus. 477 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:38,480 [Danny] You were right. Let's go. 478 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,080 Who leaves candles lit when they leave the house? 479 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,440 [Door squeaking] 480 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,800 [Danny] Go, go, go, go, go. 481 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:52,840 [Danny] Quiet. 482 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:34,720 [Squeaking sound] 483 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:35,840 Shit. Go! 484 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,200 [Heavy breathing] 485 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:42,480 [Indistinct whispering] 486 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,080 [Danny] There's no room. Just get in there and stay in there. 487 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,560 [Danny] Fucking. 488 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,480 [Danny] Fucking light. 489 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,080 [Screaming] 490 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,800 [Screaming and punching sounds] 491 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:28,080 - [Danny] Get off me! - [Hailey] Get off him! 492 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,760 [Screaming] 493 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,200 - What the fuck was that? - [Danny] What? 494 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:56,040 - What the fuck was that? - What? 495 00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,400 [Danny] We need what's on here to prove our story. You know? 496 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,120 - To get these fuckers locked up. - You're an asshole. 497 00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:05,560 Why? Look I'm sorry, okay? But we need what's on here to... 498 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,240 To do what? What did you get? What did you get? 499 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,520 [Danny] So these shits won't fucking get away with it. 500 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:10,680 We need this as proof. 501 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:12,160 They've done nothing illegal. 502 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,960 All you've caught is us in their house illegally. 503 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,440 Who wears a mask in their own house? 504 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,280 Fucking freaks, but that doesn't mean it's illegal. 505 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,600 I mean yes. All you've captured is a weirdo walking around in the woods. 506 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:24,280 But that's not... You know what? I'm done now. 507 00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:28,040 Put that away. Put that away, please. No, I'm done. 508 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:29,400 [Danny] Look, I'm sorry ok, but... 509 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:32,960 Ok, it's 3:28 P.M. 510 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,760 We haven't been followed since we left the house. 511 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:43,800 It's been approximately 27 minutes since Hailey has talked to me. 512 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,400 I guess that's not a gold star for our first date. 513 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,560 I'm pretty sure I failed the 'how best to handle psychos' test. 514 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:58,400 Most guys just have to worry about picking the best restaurant 515 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,240 or movie or something. 516 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,680 - Isn't that right, Hailey? - Mhm. 517 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,400 - If you shut up... - we're going in a really good direction. 518 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,600 If you shut up, I might agree to a second date. 519 00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,000 - [Danny] Let's go. - [Indistinct] 520 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,680 - Are you seriously filming this? - Hush. 521 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,000 - [Hailey] Listen. - [Danny] I don't hear anything. 522 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,080 [Hailey] I just heard somebody. 523 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,160 [Hailey] Hello? 524 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,360 [Woman] Hello? 525 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:38,800 [Hailey] Hi. 526 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,160 Are you guys ok? 527 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,920 [Hailey] We're lost. We were camping out last night 528 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,600 and we got chased by this guy, this complete weirdo. 529 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:49,760 - He took our keys.. - [Danny] Stole our tent, our fucking phone. Everything. 530 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:50,720 Jesus. 531 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,040 Are you ok? 532 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:55,640 [Hailey] Yeah. 533 00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:58,160 Here, give me that. 534 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,440 Look, I don't know who it was you saw, but if it's who I think it is, 535 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:05,880 we should get out of here. 536 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,800 Look, when was the last time you saw him? 537 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,480 We saw him an hour ago near his house. 538 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,280 What were you guys doing in his house? 539 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,120 Not in his house, near his house. 540 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,280 She just meant we were in the trees looking at him. 541 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,360 Can we just move along now? Can we go? 542 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,640 Yeah, of course. No, problem. 543 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,080 Where are you guys parked? 544 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,080 - We are parked... - in the car park by crone wood. 545 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,720 That's like over an hours walk away from here. 546 00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,640 [Woman] We'll take you to your car. We're parked closer though. 547 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:33,440 We are literally parked ten minutes away from here. 548 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,080 - But if you like, we can drop you off on our way. - Yeah. 549 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,520 You'd be better off coming back with us to our house. 550 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,960 You can phone home and get warm. You must be freezing. 551 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,200 We can sort someone out to open up your car for you. 552 00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:47,320 Yeah. Do you mind if we use one of your mobile phones now? 553 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,840 [Woman] Can't help you there, chief. Yeah, we don't carry them. 554 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,040 Uhm, it's kind of the whole point of being up here. 555 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,680 Get away from all that... 556 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:55,240 [camera beeps] - Could you just not film me right now? 557 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,240 I've had enough. You know. Last night and all. 558 00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,000 - [Hailey] Whatever. - Okay. 559 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,360 [Indistinct] Anyway. Batteries about to die. 560 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:05,840 [Camera switches on] 561 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,520 [Footsteps approaching] 562 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:22,720 Thank you. 563 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,360 [Mother] Isn't much a cup of tea can't fix. 564 00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:34,600 That's a nice camera. 565 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,320 [Woman] Not as good as yours. 566 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,360 [Finn] Can I see it? 567 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,480 Yeah, sure. 568 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,400 Batteries are dead though. 569 00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:51,400 I had spares, but they were in the tent. 570 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,240 I might have a charger here for it. 571 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,080 I doubt it. It's unique to the camera. 572 00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,560 You know, lots of girls come stay here for a time. 573 00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,600 Leave all sorts of stuff behind. 574 00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,000 Yeah, I can have a look if you like. 575 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,600 That's fine. It's not important. 576 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,160 Don't mind him. That would be lovely, thank you. 577 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,960 Once we get it charged up, maybe the girls will recognize the man. 578 00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,320 - Yeah. - [Finn] yeah, exactly. 579 00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:13,640 [Hailey] Thanks. 580 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,880 Want a tour? 581 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:21,880 Yeah. 582 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,560 This is a picture of all the may-eye sisters. 583 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,200 No brothers? 584 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:29,640 Uh, do you need to contact someone about your car? 585 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,760 Oh yes, actually. If you have a phone I could use? 586 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:34,760 Of course. 587 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,280 I know our set up here is pretty simple, 588 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,880 but we don't live in the dark ages. 589 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,200 I know, sorry. Yeah, that would be great. Please. 590 00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:41,440 If you are alright. Are you ok? 591 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,480 Yep. 592 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,920 [Danny] What's that? 593 00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:55,600 It's an old picture. Mother may-eye says it's over a hundred years old, 594 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,600 but I'd be surprised if it was anything near that. 595 00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,200 Mother who? 596 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:03,120 Yeah, she's around. You'll see her sooner or later. 597 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,920 That's the original green man. 598 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:11,120 Yeah. I saw that in ehm... In the house. 599 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:14,160 I thought you said you didn't go in. 600 00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,880 Relax. You are so uptight. 601 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:24,680 Yeah. Sorry, what's your name again? 602 00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:27,480 - Finn. - Finn. Yeah. 603 00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,480 I don't mean to be ungrateful, but eh... 604 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:30,800 I really appreciate what you are doing, 605 00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,440 but could you put the camera down? 606 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:33,760 Like I'm done. 607 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,760 It's different when the camera is on you, isn't it? 608 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:38,920 Sorry? 609 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,960 [Humming] 610 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,280 Will this one work? 611 00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,960 I appreciate you looking, but.. 612 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,360 I think that... Yeah, that's perfect actually. 613 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,600 Thanks. 614 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,680 [Finn] You girlfriend seems lovely. You are a lucky guy. 615 00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:00,240 She's not really my girlfriend, but thanks. 616 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:01,720 Well, don't go breaking her heart. 617 00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,000 Hell hath no fury. 618 00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,680 Girls, girls, girls. What did I tell you? 619 00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:13,720 Never let a guest sit down without a biscuit. 620 00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,040 I'm terribly sorry. 621 00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:17,440 Thank you. 622 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:19,520 I was just talking to your beautiful girlfriend. 623 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,040 It sounds like you had a terrible time. 624 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,120 Would you look at that cup? 625 00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,280 - Awful sorry. - It's fine. 626 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,320 Would you take that thing out of his face? 627 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,800 [Finn] Danny, meet our mother. Mother may-eye. 628 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,320 She's not actually our mother. 629 00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,480 But she looks out for us though and she runs this place. 630 00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:45,000 Pay no mind to them, they just call me that to wind me up. 631 00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,440 - Danny, isn't it? - Mhm. 632 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,040 Thank heavens the girls found you. 633 00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:55,600 A young man your age went missing about a month ago. 634 00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,800 Terrible business. 635 00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,200 It was in the local paper. 636 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,440 There's a picture somewhere. 637 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,840 I see you've met mother. 638 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,040 Eh, look, I don't want to be any more trouble. 639 00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:42,320 So if there is like a local pub where we could wait for the locksmith? 640 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,080 You are no trouble. No trouble at all. 641 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:46,720 - I didn't call the locksmith, Danny. - What? 642 00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,800 Dad is gonna be here in an hour or two. 643 00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,680 So he has a spare set. 644 00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:52,880 I'm going to meet your dad? Did you call the police? 645 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:56,040 Oh, I did. Tom's the main man down here. 646 00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,000 He'll want to speak to you before you head home. 647 00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,600 Well, I guess you guys are gonna have to stay for dinner, so... 648 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:04,880 The nearest pub is an other 20 minutes' drive from here. 649 00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,680 Where in Ireland is the nearest pub a 20 minute drive? 650 00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:09,320 Danny, don't be rude. 651 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,640 No, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm just really tired. 652 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,680 Don't worry a jot, my little lamb. 653 00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,960 If you want, we can bring you to the pub. 654 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,960 But you are more than welcome here, if you like. 655 00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:29,320 [Camera switches on] 656 00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:32,440 [Finn] Is it working? 657 00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:37,320 Yep, battery all charged. 658 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,520 I'm sorry about what I said earlier. 659 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:40,800 Ah, don't worry about it. 660 00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,400 [Danny] This really is a nice place. 661 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,200 What exactly is it for? 662 00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:47,200 Here? 663 00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:53,920 Mother looks after us. She's fostered kids here for a long time. 664 00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,320 Kids with nowhere else to go. 665 00:51:57,720 --> 00:52:00,080 [Danny] Sorry, I didn't know. 666 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,880 How could you? 667 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:06,000 Mother nature deemed her unsuitable to have kids, so 668 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,200 she took it upon herself to help others. 669 00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,240 Come on. 670 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,720 [Background chatter] 671 00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,320 Do you mind? 672 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:31,440 Knock yourself out. 673 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:46,360 Lord and lady, watch over us as we eat. Bless this food. 674 00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:51,320 This bounty of earth. We thank you. 675 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:57,640 - [Mother] So mote it be. - [All] So mote it be. 676 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,680 - Can I've a go? - Yeah sure. 677 00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:08,960 She never lets me use ours. 678 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,440 [Meabh] Yeah, that's cause whenever you film, you always cut peoples' heads out. 679 00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:18,000 [Mother] Girls, don't be using that at the table. 680 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,800 It's a special occasion. 681 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,960 [Aoife] M-hm. It's very rare we have guests. 682 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,840 See? They never listen to me, Danny. 683 00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:28,040 Are you as bad as they are? 684 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:30,840 Not exactly. 685 00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:34,440 Ok, maybe. 686 00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:35,440 And why is that? 687 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:37,800 What? 688 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:44,080 My mum passed away when I was really young. 689 00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:49,240 No, it's fine like... yeah, I don't even remember her, but... 690 00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:53,320 You know, memories fade and blur. 691 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:58,240 I'm not even sure what memories are real or what my mind just made up. 692 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:02,200 You don't have the same problem with video. 693 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:06,160 [Mother] Beautifully said. 694 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:09,120 There aren't many things more painful than losing your mother. 695 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:15,400 But you seem happy now. Does Hailey make you happy? 696 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:18,880 [Danny] Very. 697 00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:20,200 [All] Aw! 698 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:28,920 Cliona, bring out some wine. 699 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:32,120 It's rare I get an excuse to pour some of the red. 700 00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:34,720 Not for me, thank you. I'm driving later. 701 00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:36,880 A virgin cocktail for you so. 702 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,360 [Aoife] Keep a tight rein on this one. 703 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,320 He seems to be one of the good ones. 704 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,040 Here your virgin awaits. 705 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,120 [Laughs] 706 00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,920 [Background chatter] 707 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,800 [Pouring wine] 708 00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:05,800 A toast? 709 00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:09,360 That's a lovely idea. Let's stand. 710 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:14,080 To the woods and the trees and the friends they brought to us. 711 00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,240 - So mote it be. - So mote it be. 712 00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:17,520 So mote it be. 713 00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:36,960 Sorry, eh, where's the bathroom? 714 00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,520 - Are you ok? - I'm just tired. 715 00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:45,720 Up the stairs. First door on your right, dear. 716 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:46,640 Thanks. 717 00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,920 You're doing very well. 718 00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:07,320 Almost there now. 719 00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,640 [Laughs] 720 00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:22,600 I'll go check on our guest. 721 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,440 [Laughter] 722 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,240 Hush. 723 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,000 You could help. 724 00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:47,080 Do you think he has what it takes? 725 00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:50,200 It's up to him. We can't choose for him. 726 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,400 Hush, don't fight it. 727 00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:11,760 [Moaning] 728 00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,880 [Moaning loudly] 729 00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:51,360 Good boy. 730 00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,320 [Finn] The second rite is fulfilled. 731 00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:06,600 You're a fertile man. You'll serve your bride well. 732 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:13,000 [Drumbeat] 733 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:15,040 [Drumbeat] 734 00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:17,120 [Drumbeat] 735 00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:18,960 [Drumbeat] 736 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:21,080 [Drumbeat] 737 00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:23,120 [Drumbeat] 738 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:25,280 [Drumbeat] 739 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,240 [Drumbeat] 740 00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:29,160 [Drumbeat] 741 00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:31,120 [Drumbeat] 742 00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:33,080 [Drumbeat] 743 00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:35,160 [Drumbeat] 744 00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:37,040 [Drumbeat] 745 00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,000 [Drumbeat] 746 00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:40,920 [Drumbeat] 747 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:42,800 [Drumbeat] 748 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,520 [Drumbeat] 749 00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,320 [Drumbeat] 750 00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:48,400 [Drumbeat] 751 00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:50,160 [Drumbeat] 752 00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:52,000 [Drumbeat] 753 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:54,000 [Drumbeat] 754 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:55,800 [Drumbeat] 755 00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:02,720 [All in unison] Blessed sprit, evergreen. We pray to you. 756 00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:04,880 Let them be fruitful. 757 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:08,560 Let them grow and prosper in her virgin earth. 758 00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,120 Can you help? 759 00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,920 [Drumbeats continue] 760 00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:21,600 [Danny] Please. 761 00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:25,480 [Danny] Please. 762 00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:35,520 [Hailey] I love you. 763 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,520 [Finn] Wait. [Laughs] 764 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,360 So, how was it? 765 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:50,000 - Special. - [Chuckles] 766 00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:53,120 Ooh, careful girls, this one has love in her eyes. 767 00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:55,800 [Laughter] Oooh! 768 00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:59,920 Mm, and I'm all for filming the rituals, but do we really have to film this? 769 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:03,680 So mote it be. 770 01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:05,640 [Cliona] How did you find him? 771 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,520 [Cliona] I was sure it was going to be Finn or aoife. 772 01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,360 The only boys I found had little in their heads 773 01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:15,160 and even less in their pants. 774 01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:17,920 - [Laughter] - Pass me the whores! 775 01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:19,600 - [Aoife] They're just the best. - [Hailey] I love wine. 776 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:22,200 - Mm. Crisps and wine, good call. - Nothing better. 777 01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:27,600 Awake already? 778 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,760 [Roisin] Where are you? 779 01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:46,640 Sneaky little bugger. Ain't he? 780 01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:53,200 [Roisin] Wo-ho, my, my, my, didn't you get far? 781 01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:55,920 The green man will be most impressed. 782 01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:58,120 [Giggling] 783 01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:03,120 [Roisin] What do we have here? 784 01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:07,120 Ah, ah, ah. That's not nice. 785 01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,040 Oh dear. 786 01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:13,920 [Danny] You won't get away with this. 787 01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:17,120 Oh, do you really think this is the first time we've done this? 788 01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:18,160 [Gags] 789 01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:30,520 [Giggles] 790 01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,600 They're here. 791 01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:52,800 We are nearly there. 792 01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:03,400 [Laughter] 793 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:04,640 [Finn] Cliona. 794 01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:08,440 [Finn] Wave. 795 01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:10,200 [Laughter] 796 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:17,760 - You're fabulous. - [Finn] Yeah, you are beautiful enough as it is. 797 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:26,880 - [Finn] Cheer up. - Come on, Danny. 798 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,440 [Finn] It's a beautiful day. 799 01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:33,880 [Finn] It will be so much easier if you just submit and participate. 800 01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:37,280 Then you'll be fine... and free. 801 01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,040 [Finn] Boys are here. 802 01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,560 [Drumbeats] 803 01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:10,800 [Irish folk music] 804 01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:16,480 [Singing] 805 01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:50,440 Am I gonna die? 806 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,600 Is that all you men ever worry about? 807 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:56,360 Everyone's going to die, Danny. 808 01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:36,720 That's right, you remember don't you? 809 01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:39,960 This is where you first saw them. 810 01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:45,160 You chose to come here, Danny. 811 01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:47,280 Remember that. 812 01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,080 No one forced you to follow. 813 01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:57,680 Accept your role, Danny. 814 01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:59,440 You were born to play this part. 815 01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:03,760 Every couple before you have gone through this process. 816 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:07,160 And their souls are routed together. 817 01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:11,360 - Forever. - No, please. 818 01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:13,400 - Danny, don't. - No. Please. 819 01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:15,880 Don't. Just let me go. I won't say anything. I won't say anything. 820 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:18,000 - Don't, Danny. - Please? 821 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:20,520 [Aoife] Be a man. 822 01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:29,720 You don't want to be remembered this way, do you? 823 01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,240 The men will carry you if necessary. 824 01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:40,440 [Sobs] 825 01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,200 [Clapping] 826 01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:27,280 [Folk music] 827 01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:32,560 [Folk song playing] 828 01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:47,880 These are the three spirit gods. 829 01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,880 Fear them, Danny and they will save you. 830 01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:02,280 Let me go! Let me the fuck go. You are fucking sick! 831 01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:19,280 Last night we were joined physically. 832 01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:21,000 Tonight we will be joined spiritually. 833 01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:33,440 Looks like you share your night with another couple. 834 01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:05,120 Spirits, join us. 835 01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:10,440 Brides, step forward. 836 01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:19,800 Danny. 837 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:22,240 This is it. 838 01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:25,040 I've been waiting for this my whole life. 839 01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:30,960 [Danny] Why me? 840 01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:34,320 Why you? 841 01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:37,160 Because you were so nice. 842 01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:40,560 I could never have. Been anyone but you. 843 01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:43,840 At first I thought you were too shy. 844 01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:47,800 But then you passed every challenge 845 01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:49,120 better than any man before you. 846 01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:55,360 This bit is really important, Danny, ok? 847 01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:58,400 [Hailey] Listen to me. 848 01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:00,720 The truth can set you free. 849 01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,960 If you lie, mother will know and I can't save you. 850 01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:08,920 Do you love me? 851 01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:13,080 No. 852 01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:20,880 Good. Well done. I love you too. 853 01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:24,600 Why is it you did everything anyone asked of you? 854 01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:34,480 Because if I didn't... If I didn't do everything, 855 01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:38,080 I was scared I'd lose them. 856 01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:40,360 Because? 857 01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:44,440 I'd lose them all because I don't deserve them. 858 01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:49,560 That's why we're here. 859 01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:53,840 We'd never do anything like that to you. We'd never abandon you. 860 01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:56,360 So join us. 861 01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:58,560 Join me. 862 01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:05,880 No. You're sick. 863 01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:10,800 You're all sick! 864 01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,120 Mother of life join us. 865 01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:20,040 Once we were a strong race. You gifted us with young. 866 01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:23,400 But our men have failed us now. 867 01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:27,040 There seed rots in the womb. 868 01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:31,800 Your seed withers in the womb. 869 01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:35,360 And so we invite new blood. 870 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,200 New men to serve us. 871 01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:42,960 To provide us with what you could not. 872 01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:46,520 [In unison] So mote it be. 873 01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:49,120 The green man has withered in his shell. 874 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:55,240 The spirit must be awoken in a new vessel. 875 01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:21,920 [Drumrolls] 876 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:51,440 [Drumrolls continue] 877 01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:10,000 [In unison] Take the flame inside you, bless the mother earth. 878 01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:12,680 Born in green, then be redeemed. 879 01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:15,360 The blood of earth. The soil of life. 880 01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:17,200 Together we will grow. 881 01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:20,320 Take the flame inside you, 882 01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:22,360 bless the mother earth. 883 01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:24,960 Born in green, then be redeemed. 884 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,560 The blood of earth. The soil of life. 885 01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:30,040 Together we will grow. 886 01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:32,000 [Danny screams] 887 01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:37,880 [Danny panting] 888 01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:44,680 Now we are one, in blood and in child. 889 01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:49,800 I want you to feel it. It grows in me. 890 01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:53,240 [Hailey screams] 891 01:13:57,480 --> 01:13:59,040 [Danny] Get back! 892 01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:00,160 Back! 893 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,800 You won't kill me. You are too good. 894 01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:04,080 Do with me as you will. 895 01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:07,320 Stay the fuck back or I'll kill her. 896 01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:08,960 [Other prisoner] Please, don't leave me. 897 01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:11,200 Stay back! I'll fucking kill her. 898 01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:12,600 Do as he says. 899 01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:23,800 You'll have to untie yourself, okay? 900 01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:27,600 You, come here. 901 01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:29,240 - [Punch] - [Camera beeps] 902 01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:34,840 That's for filming me, you fucking bitch. 903 01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:37,200 [Danny breathing heavily] 904 01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:41,120 Stay back. 905 01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:44,120 What the fuck? 906 01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:52,240 What the fuck? 907 01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:53,920 [Danny] Run! 908 01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:56,520 [Panting] 909 01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:03,720 Got to move forward. 910 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,680 What is it? Just there. 911 01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:15,400 - Where? - Behind the tree. 912 01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:16,920 What tree? 913 01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:19,160 - Here. - I can't see anything. 914 01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:20,280 [Whispering] There's someone there. 915 01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:48,800 [Danny] I remember this place. 916 01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:05,600 [Danny] Ok. 917 01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:07,640 [Panting] 918 01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:15,760 [Danny] You good? 919 01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:18,800 [Danny] You good? 920 01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:20,720 Watch your step. 921 01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:21,800 Come on. 922 01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:24,800 Fuck! 923 01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:31,120 [Danny] We have to go back. 924 01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:33,960 - No, we can't go back. - We have to go to the [indistinct]. 925 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,000 [Danny] Fuck it. 926 01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:41,920 [Danny] Okay, okay. Follow me. 927 01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:50,360 [Breathing heavily] 928 01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:01,520 [Danny] This is fucking weird. 929 01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:05,720 [Danny] Why aren't you moving? 930 01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:08,920 [Danny] Come on. Quickly, you see... 931 01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:13,760 [Danny] Oh, fuck. 932 01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:19,600 [Danny] Ok. Careful. Careful. 933 01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:22,800 [Panting] 934 01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:26,200 [Groans in agony] 935 01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:31,760 [Danny] Ok. God. 936 01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:34,240 [Danny] Fuck, Jesus. 937 01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:36,000 Ok. 938 01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:40,480 Fuck this. 939 01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:42,200 Go! Go! 940 01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:45,400 Fuck. 941 01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:51,640 [Prisoner] Get down. 942 01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:06,320 Stay where you are. 943 01:18:19,480 --> 01:18:21,120 [Women in unison] So mote it be. 944 01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:30,920 You were wonderful. It's been a privilege. 945 01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:40,520 [Hailey] You did it. I knew you had it in you. 946 01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:42,000 [Mother] Daniel, come forward. 947 01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:52,600 You have proven yourself to be a virgin soul. 948 01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:56,960 The ritual of the three is now complete. 949 01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:00,920 [Danny] I don't understand. 950 01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:04,600 You won't get away with this. I have it all on tape. 951 01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:07,400 And you may continue to record it. 952 01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:08,960 If after we've finished tonight, 953 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,320 you wish to leave, then you can. 954 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,880 [Danny] Bullshit. 955 01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:17,120 If you want to walk, you can walk. 956 01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:19,760 And take your camera with you and do whatever you please. 957 01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:24,880 [Aoife] Now is the time to make the choice that every man has ever made. 958 01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:28,880 To join with the woman that loves you 959 01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:32,320 in a world that will accept you and never betray you. 960 01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:36,240 Or go into darkness and face your fate. 961 01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:40,440 What is it that you'll miss so much out there, Danny? 962 01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:43,840 You have a place here with us. You've proven yourself worthy. 963 01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:46,240 Bravery. 964 01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:48,240 You saved me from those men the first night. 965 01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:51,240 Fertility. 966 01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:54,280 I can vouch for you, as a man and as a seed giver. 967 01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:55,760 You'll bring children to your bride. 968 01:19:57,440 --> 01:19:59,040 The compassionate. 969 01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:01,680 [Prisoner] You rescued me when many others would have run. 970 01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:03,120 You didn't abandon me. 971 01:20:09,440 --> 01:20:11,000 You think I'm going to join you? 972 01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:14,720 I've seen it. 973 01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:18,080 We don't just want you to join us. 974 01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:21,200 Green man, come forward. 975 01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:23,040 [Drumrolls] 976 01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:34,080 Daddy. 977 01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:52,160 I am the green man. 978 01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:56,400 I have served these women well. 979 01:20:58,920 --> 01:21:00,680 Now... 980 01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:07,360 Relieve me from my duty. 981 01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:18,400 No. 982 01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:20,960 Please. 983 01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:25,320 It's a gift. 984 01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:32,280 It's a special gift. 985 01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:33,400 [Gasps] 986 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:38,960 Danny. 987 01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:41,160 It's all done. 988 01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:43,640 It's all done and you did so wonderfully. 989 01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:46,720 And I can feel it. I can feel it inside me. I can... 990 01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:48,200 [gasps] 991 01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:57,480 [Gasps] 992 01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:02,400 No. 993 01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:05,520 No. 994 01:22:09,320 --> 01:22:10,960 [Gasps] 995 01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:17,320 [Crying out in agony] 996 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:27,960 Stop. 997 01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:28,920 Let him be. 998 01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:30,920 He has chosen. 999 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:35,160 Go, Danny and find your fate. 1000 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:43,360 [Danny panting and laughing] 1001 01:22:51,320 --> 01:22:52,800 [Gasping] 1002 01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:56,240 [Danny] What the fuck is this? 1003 01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:59,200 [Danny] Ok. Ok. Ok. 1004 01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:01,200 [Danny] Just keep going. Keep going. 1005 01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:12,760 [Danny] What's going on? 1006 01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:15,680 [Camera beeping] 1007 01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:20,640 Oh no. No, no. Don't die on me. 1008 01:23:20,680 --> 01:23:21,960 Don't die on me now. 1009 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:23,560 [Camera beeps] 1010 01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:27,480 [Screams] 1011 01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:29,720 [Women in unison] Take the flame inside you. 1012 01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:31,800 Bless the mother earth. 1013 01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:34,200 Born in green then be redeemed. 1014 01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:36,960 The blood of earth, the soil of life. 1015 01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:38,680 Together we will grow. 1016 01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:41,680 Take the flame inside you. 1017 01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:43,680 Bless the mother earth. 1018 01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:46,280 Born in green then be redeemed. 1019 01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:48,640 The blood of earth, the soil of life. 1020 01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:50,440 Together we will grow. 1021 01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:52,720 So mote it be. 1022 01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:56,280 [Irish folk music] 69348

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