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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,615 --> 00:00:09,052 - PREVIOUSLY ON "BUNHEADS"... - DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? 2 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:12,751 - NOPE. - I STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT AND WRECKED MOM'S CAR. 3 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:14,623 - [ rips ] - [ gasps ] 4 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:17,147 I GOT MY LETTER TODAY FROM THE JOFFREY. 5 00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:20,281 - WHAT DID YOUR PARENTS SAY? - I'LL TELL THEM WHEN I GET BACK. 6 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:23,588 - YOU CAN'T JUST UP AND LEAVE. - LOOK, THEY WON'T EVEN NOTICE I'M GONE. 7 00:00:23,632 --> 00:00:26,765 - YOU LIKE JOSH. - YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE, WHAT? THIRD GRADE? 8 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:29,290 - SECOND. MISS MARSH'S CLASS. - WHAT'S THE POINT, MICHELLE? 9 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:32,684 - THE POINT IS YOU HAVE CLASSES. - I KNOW. AND HOW WONDERFUL THAT YOU'RE THERE 10 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:35,383 SO I CAN GET AWAY FOR A WEEK AND THEN YOU CAN TEACH THEM. 11 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:38,821 - [ piano playing ] - LEAN FORWARD. 12 00:00:39,822 --> 00:00:43,478 THAT'S IT. STRAIGHT KNEES. 13 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:47,221 EXTEND DOWN, CHIN UP. 14 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:48,787 EHH. 15 00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:51,181 GRACEFULLY, GRACEFULLY, 16 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:53,444 GRACEFULLY. YES. 17 00:00:53,488 --> 00:00:57,796 - I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. - AGAIN? UHH. 18 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,668 - OKAY, LADIES. - [ piano stops ] 19 00:00:59,711 --> 00:01:02,758 WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE COLD HARD REALITY 20 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:05,717 OF LIFE AS A DANCER. WHEN YOU'RE ON BROADWAY 21 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:07,719 THE SHOW DOESN'T STOP SO YOU CAN GO POTTY. 22 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:09,721 "LES MIS" IS THREE HOURS LONG, 23 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:11,767 AND SURE THERE'S AN INTERMISSION, 24 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:14,422 BUT BETWEEN CHANGING COSTUMES AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF MARIUS IS STRAIGHT, 25 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:17,251 YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE TIME TO PEE. YOU'VE GOT TO HOLD IT. 26 00:01:17,294 --> 00:01:20,123 SO FROM NOW ON WE ARE ALL GOING TO TRY VERY HARD TO-- 27 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,820 [ whimpering ] 28 00:01:21,864 --> 00:01:24,780 OKAY. NOTE TO SELF: 29 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:27,130 POTTY BREAK FIRST, "LES MIS" LECTURE LATER. 30 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:30,568 WHOEVER ELSE NEEDS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, GO AHEAD. GO NOW. 31 00:01:30,612 --> 00:01:32,657 WOW, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 32 00:01:32,701 --> 00:01:35,312 IN MY DAY WE ALL HAD BLADDERS. [ sighs ] 33 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:38,446 PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS MY LAST CLASS OF THE DAY. 34 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:41,188 - NOPE, YOU STILL HAVE-- - ROOMBA! I JUST REMEMBERED. 35 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:43,581 IT'S "ZUMBA." TOMORROW'S A BIG DAY TOO. 36 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:45,844 - YOU HAVE JAZZERCISE AT 9:00-- - UGH, SKINNY PEOPLE. 37 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:48,108 YOU TEACH THE WEITZMAN COUPLE THEIR WEDDING DANCE AT 10:00-- 38 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:50,762 - UGH, HAPPY PEOPLE. - THEN IT'S A SOLD-OUT SWING CLASS. 39 00:01:50,806 --> 00:01:53,722 - UGH, PEOPLE. - THEN JAZZ AT 3:00, PAS DE DEUX AT 4:15, 40 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:56,638 - AND HIP-HOP LINE DANCING AT 5:30. - WHAT'S HIP-HOP LINE DANCING? 41 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:58,727 TWO CLASSES WERE UNDERBOOKED, SO I COMBINED THEM. 42 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:01,164 THIS IS NOT WORKING! I CAN'T TEACH MY CLASSES 43 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,601 AND FANNY'S CLASSES AND MAINTAIN MY SEXY. 44 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:06,691 - THANK GOD SHE'S BACK TOMORROW! - OH... 45 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:10,521 - "OH"? WHAT "OH"? - FANNY EXTENDED HER TRIP. 46 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:13,872 - SHE'S NOT COMING BACK UNTIL NEXT WEEK. - WHAT? WHY DIDN'T SHE TELL ME? 47 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:16,745 - SHE POSTED IT ON FACEBOOK. - THAT DOESN'T COUNT AS TELLING ME. 48 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:19,226 WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN JUST SHARE NEWS ON FACEBOOK 49 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:21,184 AND AUTOMATICALLY EVERYONE WILL KNOW? 50 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,794 BECAUSE EVERYONE'S ON FACEBOOK. 51 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:25,362 I'M HERE. I MADE IT. I'M NOT LATE! 52 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:28,191 - I THOUGHT IT WAS WEDNESDAY. - YOU ARE LATE AND IT IS WEDNESDAY. 53 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:29,845 RATS. RIGHT. SORRY, BOO. 54 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:31,716 BUT TO MAKE IT UP: AIR FRIES. 55 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,849 WHAT ARE AIR FRIES? BY THE WAY, I'M MICHELLE. 56 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:35,851 NANETTE. NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU. 57 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:38,767 - AIR FRIES ARE FRIES COOKED IN AIR. - THEY'RE NOT ON MY DIET. 58 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:41,726 - BUT THEY DON'T TASTE GOOD, THAT MEANS THEY'RE HEALTHY. - THEY'RE STILL POTATOES. 59 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:43,554 I LIKE POTATOES. I LIKE AIR. 60 00:02:43,598 --> 00:02:46,209 ARE YOU TEACHING MY DAUGHTER TO STRIP? 61 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:49,691 NO JUDGMENT. I ALWAYS TELL HER SHE SHOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO FALL BACK ON. 62 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:51,867 I FIGURED TYPING, BUT THIS COULD BE GOOD TOO. 63 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:56,219 WE'RE ADDING SOME NEW CLASSES. CARDIO-STRIPTEASE WILL NOW BE OFFERED FRIDAYS AT 10:00, 64 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:58,917 RIGHT BETWEEN "I WISH I WAS STILL IN BED" AND "WHERE DID I GO WRONG?" 65 00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:02,269 - [ laughs, gasps ] RUBY'S MARKET! - WHAT ABOUT RUBY'S MARKET? 66 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:04,227 I LEFT YOUR BROTHER AT THE PRODUCE SECTION AT RUBY'S MARKET! 67 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:06,011 - AGAIN? - GET YOUR STUFF, WE GOTTA GO. 68 00:03:09,798 --> 00:03:12,888 - WOW, THESE ARE GROSS. - [ girl screaming ] 69 00:03:16,326 --> 00:03:18,198 I SHOULD PROBABLY LOOK INTO THAT. 70 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:24,595 [ theme music playing ] 71 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:45,834 - SO NO SASHA TODAY. - I KNOW, MISSING CLASS-- SCANDAL. 72 00:03:45,877 --> 00:03:47,966 - YOU HEAR FROM HER? - NOT SINCE THE MOVIE-TRUCK NIGHT. 73 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:50,839 - I TEXTED HER TWICE. NO RESPONSE. - SO WEIRD. 74 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:52,580 HEY, BOO? ANY WORD FROM SASHA? 75 00:03:52,623 --> 00:03:55,974 I LEFT MESSAGES. MAYBE SHE FINALLY GOT IN TROUBLE. 76 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:59,761 - SASHA NEVER GETS IN TROUBLE. - SHE DID STAY OUT ALL NIGHT AND WRECK HER MOM'S CAR. 77 00:03:59,804 --> 00:04:02,677 - AND HER MOM LOVES THAT CAR. - THE CAR WAS IN THE CHRISTMAS- CARD PICTURE. 78 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,245 - THE FATHER WAS NOT. - EVERY PARENT HAS THEIR LIMIT, I GUESS. 79 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,595 MAYBE SHE'S TOTALLY GROUNDED FOR LIKE MONTHS. 80 00:04:07,638 --> 00:04:10,467 WHAT IF THEY SENT HER AWAY? WHAT IF SHE'S IN MILITARY SCHOOL? 81 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:12,339 I DON'T THINK SHE'S IN MILITARY SCHOOL. 82 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:13,992 I'D LIKE TO GO TO MILITARY SCHOOL. 83 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:16,647 - NO, YOU DON'T. - I DO. I THINK IT WOULD BE REALLY-- 84 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:18,954 OH WAIT. I'M THINKING OF CAMP, SORRY. 85 00:04:18,997 --> 00:04:21,304 I HAVE TO GO. TEXT ME IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING. 86 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:23,872 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? - JOSH AND I HAVE OUR ANNIVERSARY. 87 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:26,004 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. EIGHT YEARS-- INSANE. 88 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:28,442 I KNOW. JOSH IS COMING OVER AND I HAVE THIS GREAT NIGHT PLANNED. 89 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,574 - IT'S NOT THAT MURDER-MYSTERY DINNER THING, IS IT? - NO. 90 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:32,750 BECAUSE FRANKLY, I WOULD'VE DUMPED YOUR ASS OVER THAT ONE. 91 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:36,319 THERE'S A FOOD-TRUCK FAIR GOING ON IN GOLETA AND THERE'S A STAGE AND BANDS ARE PLAYING. 92 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,321 - WOW, THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS FUN. - I KNOW. 93 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:39,975 - I MEAN, IT'S SO NOT THE TWO OF YOU-- - STOP. 94 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:42,325 SERIOUSLY, WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR FIFTH ANNIVERSARY? 95 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:45,328 - WE SAW "HOTEL FOR DOGS." - YEAH, I WOULD'VE DUMPED YOUR ASS FOR THAT ONE TOO. 96 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,461 WELL, THIS IS GOING TO BE REALLY GREAT. I'M EXCITED. 97 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,550 - [ phone ringing ] - SASHA? 98 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:50,942 MAYBE. 99 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:55,904 - HEY THERE, OLD MAN. - THAT NICKNAME'S BEGGING FOR AN ASSDUMPING TOO, F.Y.I. 100 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,862 YEAH, I'M JUST GETTING READY TO LEAVE NOW. 101 00:04:57,906 --> 00:05:00,082 I'LL RUSH HOME, SHOWER AND SHOULD BE READY TO GO-- 102 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:04,652 OH, BUT COULDN'T IT-- WELL, I KIND OF HAD THINGS ALL-- 103 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:08,351 NO. THAT'S NICE TOO. 104 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:10,788 I KNOW. OKAY. 105 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:13,965 SEE YOU THEN. 106 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:16,359 OOPS. WHAT? 107 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:19,797 HE'S AT MY HOUSE PUTTING TOGETHER AN ENTERTAINMENT CABINET THAT MY MOM JUST BOUGHT. 108 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:22,713 AND IT'S REALLY COMPLICATED AND SHE REALLY WANTS IT READY BY TOMORROW, 109 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:24,628 BECAUSE SHE'S HOSTING THIS BROKERS' LUNCHEON 110 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:26,891 AND SHE WANTS THE LIVING ROOM TO LOOK COMPLETE, WHICH IT HASN'T 111 00:05:26,935 --> 00:05:28,850 SINCE MY DAD LEFT AND TOOK THE OLD CABINET WITH HIM. 112 00:05:28,893 --> 00:05:30,808 WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR ANNIVERSARY? 113 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:32,984 - HE WON'T BE DONE IN TIME TO DRIVE TO GOLETA. - YOU'RE KIDDING. 114 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:35,857 SO MY MOM SAID SHE'LL TAKE US OUT FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY TONIGHT INSTEAD. 115 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,946 SHE MADE RESERVATIONS AT THAT NEW SUSHI PLACE. 116 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:41,036 - OH. WELL, YOU LIKE SUSHI. - UH-HUH, EXCEPT FOR THE FISH. 117 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:42,994 - RIGHT. - BUT THE CUCUMBER ROLLS-- AWESOME. 118 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:46,084 SO AWESOME. MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN FOOD TRUCK IT NEXT WEEKEND? 119 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:48,348 - DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S FINE. - AND BRIGHT SIDE: 120 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:51,002 NOW YOU HAVE SOME EXTRA MONEY, RIGHT? FOR BOOZE AND BROADS? 121 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:52,961 ABSOLUTELY. GOTTA GO. 122 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:56,617 HEY, EIGHT YEARS, RIGHT ON! 123 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:06,061 [ music playing, taps clicking ] 124 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:13,373 I REMEMBER THIS SONG BEING MUCH SHORTER. 125 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:16,027 SERIOUSLY, DID IT LOOP BACK AROUND? 126 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:18,856 THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO DANCE TO "MOVES LIKE JAGGER." 127 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,598 - THAT SONG REALLY GETS TO THE POINT! - NEXT TIME, SAM. 128 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:24,166 I DON'T THINK THERE'S GONNA BE A NEXT TIME FOR YOU. 129 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:27,387 IS THAT IT? IS CLASS OVER? 130 00:06:28,953 --> 00:06:30,955 - [ music stops ] - ALL RIGHT, I GOT A PULSE. 131 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:33,436 - THAT'S A WRAP, EVERYONE. - IS IT OVER? 132 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,090 - OH, IT'S OVER. - DID I WIN? 133 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:37,788 - SURE, SWEETIE. - NICE CLASS, EVERYBODY. COME BACK NEXT WEEK 134 00:06:37,832 --> 00:06:39,529 WHEN THE PART OF ME WILL BE PLAYED BY ANNA FARIS. 135 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:41,575 - YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD, MICHELLE. - I'M SO SORRY, SAM, 136 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:43,141 DID YOU SAY "TAP-A-TAP-A-TAP-A"? 137 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:45,883 - I THINK YOU NEED SOME SLEEP. - AND SOME SLEEP. 138 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:48,582 - I JUST SAID THAT. - HAS TAP DANCING ALWAYS BEEN SO LOUD? 139 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:51,149 UNLESS A COWBOY IS SHOOTING BULLETS AT YOUR FEET, 140 00:06:51,193 --> 00:06:53,151 IT'S THE LOUDEST DANCE THERE IS. 141 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:55,023 - I'LL SEE YA LATER. - SEE YA. 142 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:57,199 [ water dripping ] 143 00:06:58,026 --> 00:07:00,071 UGH. 144 00:07:01,203 --> 00:07:02,683 [ faintly ] OH MY GOD. 145 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:09,820 - [ water trickling ] - OH NO. 146 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:12,606 NO NO NO! 147 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:16,174 NO NO NO NO NO NO! 148 00:07:16,218 --> 00:07:18,699 OH GOD. OH MY GOD. 149 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:20,135 OH MY-- 150 00:07:20,178 --> 00:07:21,484 M-MY GOD. 151 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:24,182 OKAY, HELLO, UM... 152 00:07:24,226 --> 00:07:26,489 UH UH UH... 153 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:29,057 [ stammering ] 154 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,711 OH MY GOD. 155 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:44,028 PICK UP, STOP! 156 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:45,813 PICK UP. STOP! PICK UP! 157 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:48,119 Hi, you've reached Fanny Flowers. Leave a message. 158 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:50,644 FANNY, IT'S MICHELLE. IT'S COMING FROM THE CEILING. 159 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:53,603 THERE'S WATER COMING FROM THE CEILING AND IT'S FLOODING THE DRESSING ROOM 160 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:55,910 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP IT OR HOW LONG IT'S BEEN GOING ON. 161 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:57,781 OH GOD, I WISH YOU WERE THERE TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 162 00:07:57,825 --> 00:08:00,610 UH, LET'S SEE, IF YOU WERE THERE, YOU'D PROBABLY SAY SOMETHING LIKE, 163 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:03,178 "WELL, MICHELLE, MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SLEEP UNTIL 11:00 164 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:05,223 AND STUMBLE INTO CLASS LIKE A HOBO, YOU COULD'VE 165 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:08,052 CHECKED ON THE DRESSING ROOM BEFORE IT FLOATED AWAY." 166 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:11,708 AND I'D SAY "IT'S NOT DRIFTING OFF TO SEA, FANNY. IT'S JUST VERY VERY WET." 167 00:08:11,752 --> 00:08:14,232 "THAT'S FINE. WE'LL JUST RENAME THE STUDIO 168 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:16,974 THE ATLANTIS DANCE ACADEMY. I'LL ORDER A SIGN." 169 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:20,151 THAT'S VERY FUNNY, FANNY. WHY DON'T YOU POST THAT ON FACEBOOK? 170 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:23,546 "MICHELLE, ISN'T THE WATER RISING AS YOU PLAY OUT THIS LITTLE BIT?" 171 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,548 YES, IT IS, FANNY. I SHOULD PROBABLY GO. 172 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:27,245 "THEN GO!" I WILL! 173 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,943 OH MY GOD. 174 00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:34,252 - [ beeps ] - OKAY. 175 00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:36,559 - Truly: Sparkles. - THERE'S A FLOOD! 176 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:38,866 A PIPE MUST HAVE BURST OR WE HIT AN ICEBERG. 177 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:41,172 THE CARPET IS SQUISHY AND NOTHING I'M DOING IS HELPING. 178 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:43,261 Paper towels are useless! Useless! 179 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:45,655 [ confused ] THIS IS SPARKLES. WE DO DRESSES. 180 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,265 Truly, it's me, Michelle. 181 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:49,093 I'M AT THE DANCE STUDIO AND IT'S LITERALLY 182 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:51,574 RAINING IN THE GIRLS' DRESSING ROOM. HELP ME! 183 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:54,098 WELL, I KNOW THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN REACH FANNY RIGHT NOW. 184 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:55,883 - How do you know this? - HER TWITTER FEED 185 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:58,102 SAYS SHE'S UNAVAILABLE THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON. 186 00:08:58,146 --> 00:09:00,931 - SINCE WHEN IS FANNY ON TWITTER? - SINCE @OJAIFLOYD805 187 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,281 CONVINCED HER TO JOIN. YOU REMEMBER, HE DID YOUR FLOORS? 188 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:05,936 - SO YOU'RE ON TWITTER NOW TOO? - YEAH, I FOLLOW FANNY AND FLOYD. 189 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:08,548 - HAVE YOU CALLED A PLUMBER? - NO. 190 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:11,159 - THEN CALL A PLUMBER. - RIGHT! YES! A PLUMBER! 191 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,857 - I'LL CALL A PLUMBER! - LET ME KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. 192 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:15,990 I'M PART OF THIS NOW. 193 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:34,835 [ cackles ] 194 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:36,967 - WHAT-- - THIS IS FUN. 195 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,752 FUN? [ stammers ] 196 00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:41,058 YOU KNOW YOU'RE PUTTING HOLES IN THE WALL, RIGHT? 197 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:43,626 - OH YEAH. YOU WANNA POKE ONE? - TEMPTING, THANK YOU, 198 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:47,108 BUT DON'T WE NEED THESE WALLS? I MEAN, WALLS ARE IMPORTANT. BUILDINGS ARE MADE OUT OF THEM. 199 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,892 YOU ALREADY PUNCHED THAT ONE HOLE. 200 00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:51,155 - THAT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN I GOT HERE. - SO WHAT'S A FEW MORE? 201 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:53,201 'CAUSE I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE YOUR PLUMBING IS. 202 00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:54,942 AND THAT TAKES HOLES. 203 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,816 AH! I THINK I GOT THE LAY OF THE LAND HERE. 204 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,949 I GOTTA GET SOMETHING OUT OF MY TRUCK. 205 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:03,646 HEY LOOK. I GOT A PLUMBER. 206 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:06,040 HE'S THE ONE WHO PUNCHED ALL THESE HOLES. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM. 207 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,216 - DAVIS. - TRULY. 208 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,654 - HIM? - WHO? 209 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:14,135 - THE ONE-EYED PLUMBER? THAT'S WHO YOU HIRE? - HE'S GOT ONE EYE? 210 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,137 - HE'S WEARING AN EYE PATCH. - I THOUGHT THAT WAS FOR FASHION. 211 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,182 - OH GOD. - HIS CARD WAS IN FANNY'S FILE. 212 00:10:18,226 --> 00:10:20,141 IT DIDN'T LIST HOW MANY EYES HE HAD. 213 00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:22,230 - THAT MAN CANNOT BE AROUND TOOLS. - HE WAS SO NICE ON THE PHONE 214 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:25,102 - AND HE QUOTED ME A LOW PRICE. - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ONLY PAYING FOR ONE EYE! 215 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:26,887 - TRULY-- - NO ONE IN TOWN HIRES DAVIS FOR PLUMBING. 216 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:29,063 THEY HIRE HIM TO PICK UP PEOPLE'S MAIL WHEN THEY'RE OUT OF TOWN 217 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,195 AND TO KEEP AN EYE ON THINGS. 218 00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:35,199 THAT'S OUR LITTLE JOKE BECAUSE HE ONLY HAS ONE EYE TO LOOK AT OUR THINGS WITH. 219 00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:36,853 - WHOA. - FLOOD CITY. 220 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,855 - LIKE FROM THE BIBLE. - Melanie: WHAT HAPPENED? 221 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:41,162 IT'S UNDER CONTROL, GIRLS. THERE'S BEEN A LEAK, I'VE HIRED A PLUMBER. 222 00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,859 - HALF A PLUMBER. - YOU HIRED DAVIS? 223 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,992 - NO ONE HIRES DAVIS. - NOT FOR PLUMBING ANYWAY. 224 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,689 WE USE HIM TO KEEP AN EYE ON THINGS. 225 00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:50,127 LOOK, I'M GONNA NEED YOU GUYS TO CHANGE 226 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,173 - IN THE BOYS' ROOM FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE. - EW. 227 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:54,741 - NO WAY. - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE BOYS' DRESSING ROOM? 228 00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:56,917 YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE THE AIR. AND THE TOILETS? 229 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,659 THEY HIT THEIR MARKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR, BUT THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS. 230 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,356 FINE. CHANGE AT MY PLACE. 231 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:04,098 - MY HOUSE IS YOUR HOUSE. - COOL. 232 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,796 BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW YOUR HOUSE IS PRETTY DIRTY. 233 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,929 DON'T JUDGE YOURSELF THOUGH. YOU'VE BEEN VERY BUSY 234 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:11,235 TEACHING FANNY'S CLASSES ALL WEEK AND STUFF PILES UP. 235 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:14,108 - IT'S GOT TO BE BETTER THAN THE BOYS' DRESSING ROOM. - ANYTHING IS. 236 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,154 LOOK, IT'LL BE FINE. I'LL TAKE CARE OF DAVIS. 237 00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:19,243 - HE JUST NEEDS A LOT OF SUPERVISION. - OKAY. THANKS. 238 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,115 I'VE GOT TO GET DOWNSTAIRS. I'VE GOT MY POP-LOCKING 239 00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,857 STREET-VOGUING HIPPETY-HOPPITY MACARENA JUMP CLASS IN FIVE MINUTES. 240 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,297 - ARE WE GOING IN? - I FEEL WEIRD. 241 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,952 - SHE TOLD US TO, BOO. - OKAY. 242 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:35,172 BUT WE NEED TO BE RESPECTFUL OF THIS PLACE. AFTER ALL-- HEY! 243 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:40,917 THIS IS IT? 36 YEARS OLD AND THIS IS ALL SHE HAS TO SHOW FOR IT? 244 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:43,441 COOL BED. OOPS. 245 00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,748 - SHE'S GOT BACK ISSUES. - GET OFF OF THERE. 246 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,272 SHE'S GOT NOTHING IN HERE BUT GINGER ALE AND MOISTURIZER. 247 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,274 Girl: GINNY, COME LOOK AT THIS. WOW. 248 00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:52,276 SHE WAS A BLONDE. 249 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,714 OH, THAT DOES NOT WORK FOR HER AT ALL. 250 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,934 THIS IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY. THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST THIS. 251 00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:00,937 WOW, SHE HAS TOURED EVERYWHERE. SHE WAS IN "OKLAHOMA" 252 00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:03,157 - IN OKLAHOMA. - HUH, BIG FEET. 253 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,334 - HER BOOBS, HOWEVER-- - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? 254 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,466 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY CAME TO YOUR HOUSE 255 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,338 AND CALLED YOUR FEET BIG AND YOUR BOOBS SMALL? 256 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:13,384 BOY, SHE'S SURE GOT A LOT OF JUNK ON HERE. WHO'S ROD STEWART? 257 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,865 YOU BREAK INTO A HOUSE AND YOU DON'T THINK TO INVITE ME? 258 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,214 - SASHA! - FINALLY! 259 00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,173 HUH, A BATHTUB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM-- 260 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:22,176 - HOW VERY MID-CENTURY SHTETL. - WE THOUGHT YOU WERE IN MILITARY SCHOOL. 261 00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:24,787 - NO, WE DIDN'T. WE JUST THOUGHT YOU GOT BUSTED. - FOR WHAT? 262 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,746 - FOR WHAT? - FOR THE CAR THING? 263 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:29,749 THE SNEAKING OUT THING, THE JUST GENERALLY BEING YOU THING. 264 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,969 NOPE, NOT BUSTED. IN FACT THEY TOOK ME TO A SPA 265 00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:35,319 - AND... - WHAT? 266 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,800 - NEXT SHOPPING SPREE IS ON ME. - NO WAY. 267 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,976 THEY GAVE YOU A CREDIT CARD FOR BEING A JERK? 268 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:43,327 IT'S ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE FOR EMERGENCIES, BUT THESE DAYS WHAT ISN'T AN EMERGENCY? 269 00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:46,069 WHAT WITH GLOBAL WARMING AND THE WORLD COMING TO AN END AND ALL, 270 00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:48,419 EVERYTHING'S FAIRLY DIRE. SO WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 271 00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,813 THERE'S A LEAK IN THE DRESSING ROOM SO MICHELLE TOLD US 272 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,337 - TO GET READY FOR CLASS HERE. - AND WE'RE GOING THROUGH HER STUFF. 273 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,296 WE ARE NOT GOING THROUGH HER STUFF! 274 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,124 OKAY, LET'S GO THROUGH HER STUFF. 275 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,039 Girl: OOH, WHAT'S THIS? 276 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:06,002 - Girl #2: LOOK AT ALL THIS JEWELRY. - OH MY GOODNESS. 277 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,482 HUH, A FILTHY DOLL. 278 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:12,400 NICE. WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED HERE? 279 00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,228 - Ginny: OUCH. - Melanie: THAT'S A STORY. 280 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,230 - Boo: IT GOT RIPPED. - IN TWO. 281 00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:19,146 - LIKE IN A PSYCHOTIC RAGE. - MAYBE SHE HAD A BREAKDOWN. 282 00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:22,279 YEAH. THAT EXPLAINS HOW SHE LOST EVERYTHING AND WOUND UP LIVING HERE. 283 00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:25,369 - I THINK THIS PLACE IS COOL. - BUT IF SHE HAD A PSYCHOTIC BREAK 284 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:28,285 THAT INVOLVED A DOLL, THEN WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN A LONG TIME AGO? 285 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,722 - YEAH, SO? - SO IS SHE STILL BROKEN? 286 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:33,464 - MAYBE SHE'S ON MEDS. - Melanie: OR MAYBE SHE'S ONE OF THOSE FUNCTIONING CRAZY PEOPLE 287 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,553 THAT'S NORMAL IN THE DAY AND THEN TALKS TO DOLLS AT NIGHT. 288 00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:38,556 THAT WOULD MAKE HER MUCH MORE INTERESTING, THAT'S FOR SURE. 289 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,342 HUH. 290 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,910 ONE WORD: OUCH. 291 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,830 NOW REMEMBER, IT'S A LONG REACH OUT ON THE PENCHE, 292 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,962 AS IF THE FOOT AND THE HAND ARE CONNECTED. 293 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:55,878 ONE GOES DOWN, THE OTHER GOES UP. 294 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,402 RIGHT? 295 00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:01,405 OKAY AND HIT! 296 00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,538 FROM THE TOP. 297 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:06,541 - [ ballad playing ] - [ tools banging ] 298 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:10,414 - [ Davis and Truly arguing ] - HEY! 299 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:13,504 - I MAY ONLY HAVE ONE EYE, BUT I'VE GOT TWO EARS. - THEN QUIT THE BANGING. 300 00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,855 HEY! SORRY, HOLD ON. 301 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:18,074 - [ music stops ] - Truly: WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH A MESS? 302 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,510 - OY! - TOO LOUD? 303 00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,382 - TOO LOUD. - SORRY. 304 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,601 I TOLD YOU IT WAS TOO LOUD, YOU FREAKING MISSING LINK! 305 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:26,387 SORRY ABOUT THAT. AGAIN, FROM THE TOP. 306 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:31,566 [ vocalizing ] ♪ OOOH, DESIRE... 307 00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:44,622 ♪ LYING IN A QUIET BACK ROOM ♪ 308 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:51,629 ♪ CAREFUL 'CAUSE THE HOUSE COULD CRACK SOON ♪ 309 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:56,634 ♪ AND IN THE MORNING WE CAN PLAY THIS GAME... ♪ 310 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,422 NICE. 311 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,511 [ applause ] 312 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,210 EXCELLENT! REALLY GREAT. 313 00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,473 YOU! GIRL WITH THE BIG EARS, 314 00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:13,956 AT FIRST GLANCE, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A SPECK OF GRACE IN YOU, 315 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,611 BUT YOU DO. SERIOUSLY. 316 00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:20,441 GAZELLES! ALL OF YOU-- GAZELLES! 317 00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,399 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - DID YOU SEE THE-- 318 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,967 THIS IS NOT THE BELASCO! YOU ARE NOT HERE TO WATCH "GUYS AND DOLLS"! 319 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,187 - I KNOW THAT. - GET BACK IN THE ROOM. 320 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,626 I CAN'T STAND "GUYS AND DOLLS." 321 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,977 RUN. SAVE YOURSELVES. 322 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,153 [ laughter ] 323 00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:40,940 - BOO, DID YOU SEE HER WATCHING? - SO WEIRD. 324 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,159 - HOW'S IT GOING UP HERE, KIDS? - GREAT. 325 00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,465 - NOT SO. - I'M DONE. 326 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,467 - YOUR CAREER IS. - WELL, EVERYTHING'S DONE. 327 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:49,339 I CHANGED OUT A BUNCH OF RUSTY PIPES, REPLACED THE SHUT-OFF VALVE. 328 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:50,993 - IT'S ALL GOOD. - WE'LL SEE. 329 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,082 I STAND BY THE WORK. IT'S A FAMILY BUSINESS. 330 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,518 - THE GAMBINO FAMILY. - HEY! 331 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,520 WE'VE BEEN IN BUSINESS 50 YEARS AND RUNNING. 332 00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:59,480 I SAW THE PICTURE OF YOUR GRANDFATHER ON THE TRUCK-- NICE LOOKING MAN. 333 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:02,222 - THAT'S MY GRANDMOTHER. - OH, SORRY. 334 00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:04,572 WOMEN LOOKED DIFFERENT BACK THEN. 335 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:09,142 YOU CAN GET THE DRYWALLERS IN HERE ANYTIME. 336 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,144 THANK YOU, DAVIS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 337 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:16,018 - SO IT IS WITH A SENSE OF SATISFACTION THAT I CAN SAY-- - MILDEW. 338 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:19,065 - WHAT? - THE CARPETS. THEY TO BE DRIED OR THEY'LL MILDEW. 339 00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:22,546 - IT'S DRYISH. - NOT DRY ENOUGH. YOU NEED FANS. 340 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,113 - FANS? - OR ELSE THE MILDEW WILL COME. 341 00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:26,463 AND ONCE MILDEW COMES, IT NEVER LEAVES. 342 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:29,205 - ALL RIGHT. - I'D HELP, BUT I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK. 343 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,077 IT'S OKAY. THANKS, TRULY. 344 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,608 [ dryer whirring ] 345 00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:51,227 - THIS IS A SAD SIGHT. - IT'S THE MILDEW. 346 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,577 I HAVE TO STOP THE MILDEW! 347 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:56,189 WE JUST CAME UP HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE OKAY. 348 00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,191 - [ dryer clicks off ] - I'M AS OKAY AS I LOOK. 349 00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:01,281 - DO YOU NEED HELP? - I'M ALREADY HELPING. SHE'S USING MY BLOW-DRYER. 350 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,587 - I'M FINE. - Melanie: WE CAN'T LEAVE YOU HERE LIKE THIS. 351 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:06,329 WHAT IF YOU ELECTROCUTE YOURSELF? THEY WOULDN'T FIND YOUR BODY FOR HOURS. 352 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,505 NOT TRUE. I GOT MY JAZZY G-SLIDING BOOGIE WOOGIE 353 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:11,421 BARN DANCING HULA CLASS IN FIVE MINUTES. THOSE KIDS'LL FIND ME. 354 00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:14,424 - LET'S HELP. - NO, YOU SHOULDN'T, I COULDN'T. 355 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:15,643 PLEASE GET IN HERE. 356 00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:21,605 Charlie: MELANIE! PIG! WHERE ARE YOU? 357 00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:24,608 - IS THAT CHARLIE? - YEAH. HE'S HERE TO PICK ME UP. 358 00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:28,351 - WHAT, JERK?! - DON'T LEAVE ME WAITING. MY TIME IS VALUABLE. 359 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,701 BITE ME. THERE'S A FLOOD UP HERE AND I'M HELPING. 360 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:34,575 I CHANGED MY WHOLE SCHEDULE TO COME PICK YOU UP. I HAD THINGS TO DO. 361 00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:38,100 THE BOX OF TISSUES IN YOUR BEDROOM WILL STILL BE THERE WHEN YOU GET BACK. 362 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,146 - GO AWAY! - YOU LOOK GROSS FROM THIS ANGLE. 363 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,626 - YOU LOOK GROSS FROM EVERY ANGLE. - ONLY TWO MORE DAYS 364 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:46,500 LEFT OF THIS AND I'M FREE OF CATERING TO YOU. ADIOS. 365 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:53,811 - YOU HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS. - SO IN TWO DAYS HE WON'T HAVE TO BE YOUR CHAUFFEUR ANYMORE? 366 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:56,292 OH NO, HE WILL. I FOUND A JOINT IN HIS ROOM. 367 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,120 AND ONCE I SHOW IT TO MY PARENTS, 368 00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,862 HE'S GOING TO BE DRIVING MISS DAISY FOR A LONG TIME. 369 00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,387 - I'M MISS DAISY. - GOT IT. 370 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,436 [ dryers whirring ] 371 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:17,183 - HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN DOING THIS? - THREE HOURS. 372 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,315 LAST SEMESTER WE READ "NO EXIT." 373 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,274 I DIDN'T GET IT, BUT I DO NOW. 374 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,145 HOW DO WE KNOW WHEN WE'RE DONE? 375 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,669 WHEN THE CARPET'S DRY AND NOTHING SMELLS LIKE MILDEW. 376 00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:28,498 - WHAT DOES MILDEW SMELL LIKE? - IT SMELLS LIKE IT SOUNDS. 377 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:31,501 YUCK. HOW IS IT THAT HALF OF THIS ROOM SMELLS LIKE RASPBERRIES 378 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,503 AND THE OTHER HALF SMELLS LIKE A GAS STATION? 379 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,766 I THINK IT'S ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT. 380 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,291 - SO WE'VE ACHIEVED STATUS QUO? - WHICH MEANS WE'RE DONE? 381 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,857 LADIES, THEY SAY GO WITH YOUR GUT. 382 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:42,164 AND MY GUT TELLS ME WE ARE DONE. 383 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,166 AND THAT IT'S HUNGRY. ARE YOU GUYS HUNGRY? 384 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,342 - UH-HUH. - WELL, I AM TAKING MY FOUR HEROINES 385 00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:49,302 OUT FOR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THEY WANT. HOW DOES THE OYSTER BAR SOUND? 386 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,260 - INEVITABLE. - IT'S THE ONLY PLACE OPEN. 387 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,610 - I'M STARVING. - I'M KIND OF HUNGRY TOO. 388 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:56,744 - I DO LIKE THEIR ONION RINGS. - GET ONION RINGS, GET BURGERS, 389 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:59,703 HELL, IT'S LOBSTER NIGHT. STUFF YOURSELVES WITH LOBSTER. 390 00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,879 - DO NOT GET THE LOBSTER. - GOT IT. 391 00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:04,839 OKAY, EVERYBODY, BLOW-DRYERS OFF, LET'S GET GOING. 392 00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:07,885 - THEY ARE OFF. - SO THAT NOISE IS JUST IN MY HEAD NOW? 393 00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,887 - AFRAID SO. - GREAT. 394 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,724 - BOO, HAVE A FRIED TRIANGLE. - NO THANKS. 395 00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:22,204 - FRIED RECTANGLE? - NO THANKS. 396 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,814 - OCTAGON? - NO. 397 00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,903 - SOLAR SYSTEM? - I AM HAPPY WITH MY SALAD, THANK YOU. 398 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:29,385 NO ONE IS HAPPY WITH A SALAD. THE LETTUCE JUST PUNCHED ITSELF IN THE FACE. 399 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,779 - UGH, I'M ALREADY STUFFED. - 'CAUSE YOU WEIGH TWO POUNDS. 400 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:34,216 THIS COMING FROM REFRIGERATOR PERRY DOWN THERE. 401 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,218 - EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT HERE, LADIES? - YES SIREE BOB. 402 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,612 - GREAT. BOO, TABLE FOUR NEEDS SOME WATER. - OKAY. 403 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,309 BOO, WAIT! 404 00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:41,876 SHE MOVES FAST, THAT ONE. 405 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,533 I REALLY WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS FOR HELPING ME OUT TONIGHT. 406 00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:49,231 AND TO PROVE IT, WE WILL ORDER MORE CHICKEN WINGS. 407 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,233 JUST DON'T TELL MADAME FANNY WE ATE THIS. 408 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,801 - YEAH, THAT WOULD NOT BE GOOD. - FANNY HAS SOME DIETARY RULES, HUH? 409 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:57,239 - SHE HAS RULES FOR EVERYTHING. - HOUSEHOLD PRODUCTS, SUSTAINABLE FISH, 410 00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:58,588 EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES. 411 00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,503 SWIMMING, PIANO LESSONS, READING-- ALL FINE. 412 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,288 Mel: HORSEBACK RIDING, ICE SKATING, 413 00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:03,811 - ROLLER BLADING, SKIING... - ALL OUT? 414 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,769 - ALONG WITH HIGH HEELS. - THEY SHORTEN YOUR TENDONS. 415 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,510 - HEAVY PURSES... - THEY THROW YOUR SHOULDERS OFF. 416 00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,425 - AND TIGHT JEANS. - THEY JUST LOOK TRASHY. 417 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:12,428 - NO EATING AFTER SUNDOWN, AVOID DIRECT SUNLIGHT. - ARE YOU GREMLINS? 418 00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,517 - OKAY, WHAT DID I MISS? - WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FANNY'S RULES. 419 00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:16,258 YOU TELL HER ABOUT WALKING ON SAND? 420 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,217 OH YEAH, I FORGOT. NO WALKING ON SAND. 421 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,263 AND NO GOING IN THE OCEAN-- IT'S JUST A GIANT FISH TOILET. 422 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:24,484 MMM, THIS SALAD IS REALLY GOOD. 423 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,703 - BOO, YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT ON THE CLOCK, RIGHT? - I KNOW. 424 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:29,228 YOU DID NOT HAVE TO REFILL THOSE WATER GLASSES. 425 00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,491 - I KNOW, BUT HE'S MY BOSS. - YES, WHEN YOU ARE WORKING. 426 00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,884 BUT WHEN YOU ARE NOT WORKING, HE'S JUST ANOTHER BOY 427 00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:36,452 - WHO WENT TO THE PROM WITH HIS COUSIN, OKAY? - OKAY. 428 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,976 - BOO, TABLE THREE STILL HASN'T GOTTEN THEIR DESSERT. - I'M ON IT. 429 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,327 HEY! UGH, OKAY FINE. 430 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,851 ANY OTHER RULES I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT? 431 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,983 YOU CAN'T BE LATE FOR CLASS. LITERALLY NOT A SECOND. 432 00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,985 - AND THERE'S THE BOOB RULE. - I'M SORRY, WHAT? 433 00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:49,987 WELL, IF YOU HAVE A CERTAIN CUP SIZE... 434 00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:52,468 THEN YOU HAVE TO DOUBLE-BRA, AND IF THAT DOESN'T HELP, TAPE. 435 00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:53,730 - WHAT? - TAPE 'EM DOWN. 436 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:56,298 - NO. - MADAME FANNY HATES BOUNCE. 437 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,996 - I BOUNCE. - WELL, BELIEVE ME, A LITTLE BOUNCE IS GOOD. 438 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,347 - NOT FOR BALLET. - YEAH, BUT FOR OTHER THINGS. 439 00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:02,478 - LIKE SEX? - WELL-- 440 00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:03,914 GUYS WILL LIKE YOU BETTER IF YOU'RE BIG. 441 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,655 - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. - I DO. 442 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,396 MY BROTHER HAS A WALL OF BOOBS IN HIS ROOM. 443 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,442 A WHOLE WALL COVERED WITH PICTURES OF BOOBS. 444 00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:12,314 THE FACES, NOT IMPORTANT, THEY'RE COVERED UP BY BOOBS. 445 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,925 - NOT ALL GUYS ARE OBSESSED WITH BOOBS. - SOME LIKE BUTTS. 446 00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:16,927 - MORE LIKE BOOBS. - ALL I KNOW IS UNLESS I FIND ONE 447 00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:19,495 WHO GETS HOT FOR A REALLY DEFINED CLAVICLE, I'M DYING ALONE. 448 00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,845 - I'M BACK. - TABLE THREE GET DESSERT? 449 00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:23,325 - YEP. - CAKE? 450 00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:24,326 - PIE. - WHIPPED CREAM? 451 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,023 - OF COURSE. - COFFEE REFILL? 452 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:27,503 - YES. - REGULAR AND DECAF? 453 00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,549 - THE OLD GUY HAS TROUBLE SLEEPING. - BOO. 454 00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:31,855 - I'M NOT ON THE CLOCK? - YOU'RE NOT ON THE CLOCK! 455 00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:34,336 FINE. 456 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:37,426 MM, BOY, THIS IS A REALLY GOOD SALAD. 457 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:40,516 - I PUT SOME FRENCH FRIES IN IT. - YOU PUT FRENCH FRIES IN MY SALAD? 458 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,389 - I PUT TWO PACKS OF SUGAR IN YOUR WATER TOO. - HEY THERE. 459 00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:47,523 WOW., THAT IS A LOT OF FRIED FOOD. DOES FANNY KNOW? 460 00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,308 NO, AND YOU'D BETTER NOT TELL HER. 461 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,440 THEN YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO CONVINCE ME. 462 00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:53,442 TWIST MY ARM. [ laughs ] 463 00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:57,011 OH, I'M SORRY. THIS IS A GIRL THING, ISN'T IT? 464 00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:59,448 - THAT'S OKAY. - NO NO, I AM INTERRUPTING A GIRL THING. 465 00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:01,885 I WILL TAKE MY MALENESS OVER THERE TO THAT TABLE AND READ. 466 00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:04,018 TAKE YOUR TIME. WHEN YOU'RE DONE, I'LL DRIVE YOU HOME. 467 00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:06,586 - YOU'RE NICE. - THAT IS THE SCUTTLEBUTT. 468 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,546 - WHO WAS THAT? - THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND JOSH. 469 00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:12,374 THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE SECOND GRADE. 470 00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:14,376 - SHUT UP. - IT'S TRUE. 471 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,378 LIKE, EVER SINCE SECOND GRADE? 472 00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:18,685 ALL THE TIME? NO BREAKS AT ALL? 473 00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:20,382 - NOPE. - WOW. WEIRD. 474 00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:23,385 - WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT IT? - OH WELL, IT'S NOT WEIRD LIKE 475 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:26,780 SEE-THAT-GUY-EATING-THAT OTHER-GUY'S-FACE-OVER-THERE?- HE'S-SO-WEIRD WEIRD. 476 00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:29,870 IT'S MORE LIKE NO-OTHER- GUY-SINCE-SECOND-GRADE?- THAT'S-WEIRD WEIRD. 477 00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:32,525 IT'S NOT WEIRD. WE MET, WE CLICKED. THAT WAS IT. 478 00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:34,962 SO, LIKE, WHAT? DID YOU HAVE A TOTALLY SLUTTY FIRST GRADE? 479 00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:37,094 CAMPED OUT BY THE BOYS' CUBBY, WAITING FOR SOME ACTION? 480 00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:39,445 NO. JOSH IS THE ONLY GUY I HAVE EVER DATED. 481 00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:42,404 WELL, THAT'S GREAT. REALLY, MY HAT'S OFF TO YOU. 482 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:45,407 WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHAT I WAS DOING WHEN I WAS 16-- HOLY MOLEY. 483 00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:47,627 - WHAT? WHAT WERE YOU DOING? - I WAS JUST WILD. 484 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:50,543 - I DATED EVERYONE. A NEW GUY EVERY NIGHT. - Melanie: YOU'RE SERIOUS? 485 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:53,459 - A NEW GUY EVERY NIGHT. - ONE GUY MIGHT'VE SNUCK IN A SECOND TIME, 486 00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,591 BUT HE HAD GONE PUNK AND DYED HIS HAIR GREEN SO I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM. 487 00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:58,072 - COOL. - OCCASIONALLY I DATED IN SHIFTS. 488 00:22:58,115 --> 00:23:00,640 - SHIFTS? - THE EARLY SHIFT WAS 6:00 TO 9:00, 489 00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:02,729 THE LATE SHIFT WAS 9:00 TO 12:00, AND ONCE IN A WHILE, 490 00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:05,645 IF THE GUY LOOKED LIKE CHRISTIAN SLATER, THERE WAS A LITTLE MIDNIGHT MADNESS. 491 00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:10,084 GOD, THOSE WERE REALLY FUN DAYS, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS NEW. 492 00:23:10,127 --> 00:23:11,825 I LOVED DATING WHEN I WAS YOUNG. 493 00:23:11,868 --> 00:23:14,610 HEY, I NEED SOMEONE TALL TO GET A VAT OF PICKLES OFF THE TOP SHELF. 494 00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:16,830 BOO, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THIS. YOU ARE NOT WORKING, 495 00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:19,659 YOU ARE SITTING WITH FRIENDS. HOLD YOUR GROUND. 496 00:23:21,182 --> 00:23:23,402 OH, YOU MEAN ME? SORRY. 497 00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:27,188 [ vocalizing ] 498 00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:46,512 - HEY! - [ gasps ] WHOA. 499 00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:48,992 - TRULY AND DAVIS! - OH MY GOD. 500 00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:52,126 - DAVIS AND TRULY! - GO, DAVIS, GO. 501 00:23:52,169 --> 00:23:54,737 PLEASE DON'T MENTION THIS ON YELP. 502 00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:56,696 I WOULDN'T KNOW HOW. 503 00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:02,484 UM, SO WHAT, WAS THE ONE-ARMED YOGURT GUY UNAVAILABLE? 504 00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:04,617 - DON'T MAKE THIS WORSE. - TRULY, THERE ARE TOE SHOES 505 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:07,446 AND LITTLE FLUFFY TUTUS IN HERE! YOU CAN'T MAKE OUT HERE. 506 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:09,839 - I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT THE TUTUS. - YOU HATE DAVIS. 507 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:12,668 - DON'T YOU HATE DAVIS? - I DON'T HATE DAVIS. I JUST HATE HIS PLUMBING. 508 00:24:12,712 --> 00:24:15,454 DIDN'T LOOK LIKE IT FROM WHERE I WAS STANDING. IS IT THE PATCH? 509 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:17,456 THE MYSTERY OF WHAT'S UNDERNEATH? 510 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:19,762 IT DIDN'T START OUT AS A MAKE-OUT SESSION. HE SAID HE LEFT SOMETHING HERE, 511 00:24:19,806 --> 00:24:22,025 - I CAME OVER TO LET HIM IN. - AND THEN YOU STARTED TO LET HIM IN. 512 00:24:22,069 --> 00:24:24,767 I'M REALLY SORRY THAT I GOT INVOLVED IN ALL THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. 513 00:24:24,811 --> 00:24:28,597 AND IF ANY TUTUS WERE DAMAGED, I WILL FIX THEM! 514 00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:30,904 IT'S WHAT I DO! [ sobbing ] 515 00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:35,778 [ water dripping ] 516 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:42,872 [ trickling ] 517 00:25:04,111 --> 00:25:06,200 [ birds chirping ] 518 00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:31,094 [ birds caw, flutter ] 519 00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:33,227 SORRY, BIRDS. 520 00:25:49,765 --> 00:25:52,246 - UM, HI? - YOU NEED A NEW AIR CONDITIONER. 521 00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:56,032 - THAT AND AN ALARM SYSTEM. - SEE, I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T BE HERE. 522 00:25:56,076 --> 00:25:58,600 - YOU SAID WE COULD USE YOUR PLACE. - TRUE DAT. 523 00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:00,515 AS A DRESSING ROOM. WHEN WE HAVE CLASS. 524 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,170 WAIT-- DO WE HAVE CLASS TODAY, BOO? HOW LONG WAS I SLEEPING UP THERE? 525 00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:05,694 - NO, IT'S SATURDAY. - AND I FELL ASLEEP ON FRIDAY, 526 00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:07,609 - SO I'M GOOD HERE. - DID YOU SAY "TRUE DAT"? 527 00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:09,785 CUT ME SOME SLACK, I HAD A BAD NIGHT. 528 00:26:09,829 --> 00:26:12,571 WHY DO YOU SLEEP WITH A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER BY YOUR BED? 529 00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:14,573 YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU'RE OLDER. 530 00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:17,314 SO SOME PRIVACY, GIRLS. MAMA'S GOTTA CLEAN UP. 531 00:26:17,358 --> 00:26:19,186 IS THE DRESSING ROOM FIXED YET? 532 00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:21,884 - IT'LL BE READY FOR CLASS ON MONDAY. - AFTER ALL THAT DRYING WE DID. 533 00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:24,670 I'M GONNA GET A SECOND PLUMBER OUT HERE. HE'S GONNA HAVE TWO EYES. 534 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:26,280 - IT'LL BE GREAT. - YOU'RE OUT OF DIET SODA. 535 00:26:26,323 --> 00:26:27,673 - I AM? - WELL, YOU ARE NOW. 536 00:26:27,716 --> 00:26:29,718 [ groans ] 537 00:26:44,341 --> 00:26:46,822 ARE YOU SURE I CAN'T BRING YOU ANYTHING? 538 00:26:46,866 --> 00:26:49,651 GOD, NO. I'VE SPENT THREE DAYS TRYING NOT TO THROW UP 539 00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:52,262 FROM THAT FREAKY FRIED FESTIVAL WE HAD THE OTHER NIGHT. 540 00:26:52,306 --> 00:26:55,962 PARTIALLY BECAUSE I HATE THROWING UP AND PARTIALLY BECAUSE IF I DO THROW UP, 541 00:26:56,005 --> 00:26:58,138 I WANT TO DO IT IN CHARLIE'S CAR. 542 00:26:58,181 --> 00:27:01,663 - I'LL BRING YOU SOMETHING FIZZY. - THANKS. 543 00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:04,927 - HEY, BOO, BRING FRIES! - DON'T BOUNCE. I'M NAUSEOUS. 544 00:27:04,971 --> 00:27:07,277 - SORRY. FRIES WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. - NO! 545 00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:08,670 OH, COME ON. HAIR OF THE DOG. 546 00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:10,933 YOU'RE WAY TOO PERKY FOR ME TO DEAL WITH TODAY. 547 00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:12,805 OKAY FINE. WANT TO GO SHOPPING? 548 00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,807 - HOMEWORK-- DARK AGES. - OH. 549 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:16,983 - HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON THAT PAGE? - WHY? 550 00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:18,811 - COBWEBS. - I CAN'T CONCENTRATE. 551 00:27:18,854 --> 00:27:21,814 - WANT MY NOTES? - DO THEY HAVE HEARTS AND SMILEY FACES ALL OVER THEM? 552 00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:24,381 - AFRAID SO. - GIVE 'EM. 553 00:27:24,425 --> 00:27:25,992 - THERE YOU ARE. - HERE I AM. 554 00:27:26,035 --> 00:27:27,689 - WHAT HAPPENED? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 555 00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:30,736 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU FOREVER! LITERALLY FOREVER! 556 00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:32,868 - SO DRAMATIC. - GINNY, I'VE BEEN SITTING OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL SINCE 3:00. 557 00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:35,175 I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABDUCTED. I WENT BY SIX LIQUOR STORES 558 00:27:35,218 --> 00:27:37,220 AND FORCIBLY VIEWED THEIR SURVEILLANCE VIDEOS. 559 00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:39,788 - I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO WALK HERE WITH MELANIE. - YOU DIDN'T WALK HERE WITH-- 560 00:27:39,832 --> 00:27:41,921 - YOU NEVER SAID THAT. - I DID TOO, JOSH. LISTEN FOR A CHANGE. 561 00:27:41,964 --> 00:27:44,401 GINNY, YOU NEVER SAID THAT YOU WERE GOING TO WALK HERE WITH MELANIE. 562 00:27:44,445 --> 00:27:45,881 I NEVER SAID MEET ME OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. 563 00:27:45,925 --> 00:27:47,317 I ALWAYS MEET YOU OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL ON MONDAYS. 564 00:27:47,361 --> 00:27:48,841 MONDAYS, THURSDAYS AND EVERY OTHER FRIDAY 565 00:27:48,884 --> 00:27:50,886 WHEN I DON'T HAVE JAZZ BAND, I MEET YOU OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. 566 00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:52,235 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS. 567 00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:53,802 I'VE BEEN MEETING YOU OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL 568 00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:55,238 ON BASICALLY THAT SAME SCHEDULE FOR EIGHT YEARS. 569 00:27:55,282 --> 00:27:56,979 ONE YEAR IT WAS TUESDAYS INSTEAD OF MONDAYS 570 00:27:57,023 --> 00:27:58,807 WHEN I HAD THAT EXTRA CREDIT HORTICULTURE CLASS, 571 00:27:58,851 --> 00:28:00,417 BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 572 00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:02,898 - I NEVER TOLD YOU I'D BE THERE! - BUT YOU ARE ALWAYS THERE! 573 00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:05,901 AND HOW BORING IS THAT, HUH? MONDAY, THURSDAY AND EVERY OTHER FRIDAY? 574 00:28:05,945 --> 00:28:07,903 - I'M FALLING ASLEEP JUST REPEATING IT. - IT'S NOT BORING, 575 00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:10,732 - IT'S WHAT WE DO. - I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 576 00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:12,908 GINNY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME? 577 00:28:12,952 --> 00:28:15,215 I'M THE ONE WHO FORCED THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT TO FILE 578 00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:18,087 A MISSING PERSONS REPORT AGAINST THEIR OWN POLICY! GINNY! 579 00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:19,741 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - I DON'T KNOW. 580 00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:21,743 - ARE THEY FIGHTING? - I THINK THEY'RE FIGHTING. 581 00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:24,137 - THEY NEVER FIGHT. - MAYBE HE FORGOT TO SET THE D.V.R. 582 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:26,269 THIS SEEMS BIGGER THAN A D.V.R. FIGHT. 583 00:28:26,313 --> 00:28:28,315 GINNY, IF YOU DON'T COME OUT HERE THEN-- 584 00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:32,014 OH MY GOD, HE FOLLOWED HER INTO THE LADIES' ROOM?! 585 00:28:32,058 --> 00:28:34,800 THAT'S ILLEGAL. AND JOSH WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL. 586 00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:36,889 SOMETHING'S REALLY WRONG. 587 00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:39,456 CAN YOU HEAR WHAT THEY'RE SAYING FROM THE MEN'S ROOM SIDE? 588 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,110 LET'S GO SEE. 589 00:28:47,856 --> 00:28:50,163 HEY THERE, FARMER JOHN. 590 00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:52,861 YA TENDING TO YOUR GARDEN? 591 00:28:57,910 --> 00:28:59,825 WOW. THAT'S WEIRD. IT SMELLS LIKE GARLIC. 592 00:28:59,868 --> 00:29:01,740 I HAD GIOVANNI'S FOR LUNCH. 593 00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:03,872 AND IT'S PUTTING ME IN THE MOOD FOR SOME ITALIAN. 594 00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:07,093 IS GIOVANNI'S GOOD? I'M ALWAYS ON THE HUNT FOR A GOOD CALZONE. 595 00:29:07,136 --> 00:29:09,965 - I'M KIND OF BUSY HERE. - I KNOW. LOOK, TRULY, 596 00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:12,359 I JUST WANTED TO SAY 597 00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:14,927 - I DIDN'T MEAN TO SPOOK YOU LAST NIGHT. - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 598 00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:17,799 BUT I NEED TO APOLOGIZE. I SHOULD'VE HANDLED IT MORE DELICATELY. 599 00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:19,801 I WAS DRY HUMPING A PLUMBER IN THE DANCE STUDIO. 600 00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:21,324 THERE'S NOTHING DELICATE ABOUT THIS. 601 00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:23,239 AND THEN I MADE IT WORSE. I COULD HAVE-- [ chuckles ] 602 00:29:23,283 --> 00:29:24,980 WHAT? 603 00:29:25,024 --> 00:29:27,766 WHAT YOU JUST SAID-- THAT WAS FUNNY. 604 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:29,855 - SO YOU CAME BY TO LAUGH AT ME? - NO. 605 00:29:29,898 --> 00:29:32,901 ALTHOUGH THERE IS A TOUCH OF COMEDY TO ALL THIS, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT. 606 00:29:32,945 --> 00:29:35,774 I MEAN, LAST NIGHT I SPENT AN HOUR BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP 607 00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:37,819 COMING UP WITH ONE-EYED PLUMBER JOKES, AND THERE ARE TONS, 608 00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:40,996 BUT I MADE YOU FEEL BAD AND I DIDN'T MEAN TO. REALLY. 609 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,259 FINE. 610 00:29:43,303 --> 00:29:45,827 DO YOU AT LEAST WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT PLUMBER GUY? 611 00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:48,395 WAS LAST NIGHT TOTALLY SPONTANEOUS OR IS THERE A HISTORY? 612 00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:50,832 - I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS. - WHY? 613 00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:53,792 'CAUSE HE ONLY HAS ONE EYE? 'CAUSE OTHERWISE HE'S PRETTY CUTE. 614 00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:55,358 I ONCE SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAD A PEG LEG. 615 00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:57,360 HE WAS IN THE PIRATE SHOW AT TREASURE ISLAND. 616 00:29:57,404 --> 00:29:59,058 I THOUGHT IT WAS A PROP. IT WAS NOT A PROP. 617 00:29:59,101 --> 00:30:01,016 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ONE-EYE THING. 618 00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:04,063 GREAT. BECAUSE IT'S GOOD TO GET OUT THERE, GRAB A LITTLE SOMETHING. 619 00:30:06,326 --> 00:30:08,284 TRULY? 620 00:30:08,328 --> 00:30:10,852 I STILL LOVE HUBBELL. 621 00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:13,550 - BUT HE'S GONE. - I KNOW. 622 00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:18,338 AND EVEN BEFORE HE WAS GONE, HE WAS TAKEN. 623 00:30:18,381 --> 00:30:20,557 - I KNOW. - SO HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO WAIT? 624 00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:22,864 ITALIAN WIDOWS WEAR BLACK THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. 625 00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:24,387 WOW. SOUNDS SLIMMING. 626 00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:27,869 I FEEL LIKE I'M CHEATING. IS THAT CRAZY? 627 00:30:27,913 --> 00:30:32,047 PUT THE SHARP SNIPPY THINGS DOWN AND I'LL ANSWER. 628 00:30:32,091 --> 00:30:34,049 YEAH, I SUPPOSE ENOUGH TIME HAS PASSED. 629 00:30:34,093 --> 00:30:36,008 - DEFINITELY. - MAYBE. 630 00:30:36,051 --> 00:30:38,053 DEFINITELY. 631 00:30:39,054 --> 00:30:41,013 SO ARE WE GOOD? 632 00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:44,016 YES. 633 00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:45,278 GOOD. 634 00:30:47,193 --> 00:30:49,151 - GO AHEAD. - AH, YOU'RE STILL RAW. 635 00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:51,066 - IT'S FINE. - WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT. 636 00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:52,502 - LAST CHANCE. - OKAY, SO TELL ME. 637 00:30:52,546 --> 00:30:54,983 WHAT WAS IT LIKE STARING LONGINGLY INTO DAVIS'S EYE? 638 00:30:55,027 --> 00:30:57,464 DID HE CLOSE HIS? OH, YOU COULDN'T TELL 'CAUSE YOURS WERE CLOSED. 639 00:30:57,507 --> 00:30:59,466 WAS THERE DEPTH PERCEPTION PROBLEMS? 640 00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:02,338 LIKE, WHEN HE WENT IN TO KISS YOU, DID HE MISS? I'M DYING TO KNOW HERE. 641 00:31:02,382 --> 00:31:04,906 Michelle: THIS ONE? NOPE. OKAY. 642 00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:07,387 THIS ONE? NOPE. NOTE TO SELF: 643 00:31:07,430 --> 00:31:11,043 GET YOUR OWN KEY OR LOSE MIND IN THE PROCESS. 644 00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:12,609 IS THE DRESSING ROOM UNDERWATER? 645 00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:14,307 NOPE, IT'S SAFE. ALL DRY. 646 00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:16,439 - HEY. - YEAH? 647 00:31:16,483 --> 00:31:19,921 - UH, CUTE SHIRT. - OH, THIS? I JUST THREW IT ON. 648 00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:22,619 - YOU LIKE IT? - I DO, I DO LIKE IT, ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S MINE. 649 00:31:22,663 --> 00:31:25,013 - NO, IT'S NOT. - SASHA, THAT IS MY SHIRT. 650 00:31:25,057 --> 00:31:27,363 - NO, IT'S NOT. - THAT SHIRT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY SIEGFRIED 651 00:31:27,407 --> 00:31:30,105 - THE NIGHT THEIR TIGER ATE ROY. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 652 00:31:30,149 --> 00:31:32,629 - ABOUT THE TIGER EATING ROY OR ABOUT YOU WEARING MY SHIRT? - EITHER ONE. 653 00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:35,241 - DID YOU TAKE THAT SHIRT FROM MY ROOM? - IT'S NOT YOUR SHIRT. 654 00:31:35,284 --> 00:31:38,026 - IT HAS MY NAME IN IT. - HOW SIXTH GRADE. 655 00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:40,159 DO YOU WRITE YOUR NAME IN YOUR GLITTER THONGS TOO? 656 00:31:40,202 --> 00:31:42,291 HEY, DON'T GASLIGHT ME, LADY. THAT IS MY SHIRT. 657 00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:45,425 FINE. YOU WANT IT? 658 00:31:45,468 --> 00:31:47,209 TAKE IT. 659 00:31:47,253 --> 00:31:49,516 DO I WANT IT? WELL YEAH, I WANT IT 'CAUSE IT'S MINE. 660 00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:51,170 ENJOY. 661 00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:04,357 [ piano music playing ] 662 00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:07,099 ROTATE FROM THE HIP. 663 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:11,016 EXTEND THE LEG. 664 00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:12,669 BOO, HAVE YOU STOPPED BREATHING? 665 00:32:12,713 --> 00:32:14,584 YOU'RE GONNA PASS OUT IF YOU STOP BREATHING. 666 00:32:14,628 --> 00:32:17,239 THERE YOU GO. MORE FUN WITH OXYGEN, RIGHT? 667 00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:26,205 EYES FRONT, EVERYBODY. 668 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,992 - BOO, YOU'RE NOT BREATHING AGAIN. - [ exhales ] 669 00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:44,397 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE 15 MINUTES LATE TO CLASS. 670 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,573 THANKS, NARC. 671 00:32:50,316 --> 00:32:52,579 - HEY! - [ music stops ] 672 00:32:52,622 --> 00:32:56,322 DRESSING ROOM. NOW. 673 00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:09,596 WHAT'S WITH HER? WHAT HAPPENED? 674 00:33:09,639 --> 00:33:11,163 I DON'T KNOW. 675 00:33:17,604 --> 00:33:19,301 - HEY, DID YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS? - WHAT? 676 00:33:19,345 --> 00:33:21,173 ARE THOSE PROSTHETICS YOU HAD TO CARVE YOURSELF 677 00:33:21,216 --> 00:33:23,044 OUT OF AN OLD DINING-ROOM SET? THAT'S WHY YOU'RE LATE? 678 00:33:23,088 --> 00:33:24,698 - NO. - THEN WHAT'S YOUR DAMAGE, HEATHER? 679 00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:27,396 - WHAT? - BOY, IF ANYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT REFERENCE IT'S YOU. 680 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,355 STREAM IT, DOWNLOAD IT, WIKIPEDIA IT, 681 00:33:29,398 --> 00:33:32,227 GOOGLE "PEOPLE WHO STEAL FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER." GET TO KNOW THE REAL YOU. 682 00:33:32,271 --> 00:33:35,752 - WHY ARE YOU FREAKING OUT? - BECAUSE, WINONA, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T EVEN BE 683 00:33:35,796 --> 00:33:38,190 A MINUTE LATE FOR CLASS. FANNY'S RULE, NOT MINE. 684 00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:40,757 - FANNY'S NOT HERE. - MADAME FANNY TO YOU. 685 00:33:40,801 --> 00:33:43,586 AND NO, SHE'S NOT HERE, BUT HER CLASS IS, HER STUDIO IS, 686 00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:46,328 AND HER RULES SURE AS HELL ARE. BUT YOU KNOW ALL THIS, DON'T YOU? 687 00:33:46,372 --> 00:33:49,157 YOU KNOW THAT THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR WILL NOT FLY. 688 00:33:49,201 --> 00:33:51,594 I MEAN, FORGET WHATEVER BEEF YOU THINK YOU HAVE WITH ME, 689 00:33:51,638 --> 00:33:54,293 BUT THERE ARE KIDS HERE WHO WANT TO DANCE-- FRIENDS OF YOURS. 690 00:33:54,336 --> 00:33:57,252 - I DON'T HAVE A BEEF WITH YOU. - WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 691 00:33:57,296 --> 00:34:01,126 WHY ARE YOU FORCING ME INTO THIS ROLE? I DON'T WANT TO BE THIS PERSON, 692 00:34:01,169 --> 00:34:03,084 THIS AUTHORITY FIGURE. IT'S NOT ME. 693 00:34:03,128 --> 00:34:05,608 AND NOW YOU'VE GOT ME TALKING ABOUT RULES AND YOUR BEHAVIOR, 694 00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:08,263 AND I LOOK STERN AND I THINK I WAGGED MY FINGER. DID I WAG MY FINGER? 695 00:34:08,307 --> 00:34:11,527 YOU MADE ME WAG MY FINGER! I'M NOT A DISCIPLINARIAN. I'M NOT A GROWN-UP! 696 00:34:11,571 --> 00:34:13,225 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO BE! 697 00:34:13,268 --> 00:34:15,357 I'M NOT HERE TO TEACH YOU ANYTHING-- EXCEPT BALLET. 698 00:34:15,401 --> 00:34:17,620 I AM HERE TO TEACH YOU BALLET. SO YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES 699 00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:20,188 TO GET THAT HAIR IN A BUN AND GET YOUR BUTT BACK TO THE BARRE 700 00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:22,234 OR DON'T BOTHER COMING BACK TO CLASS. PERIOD! 701 00:34:24,236 --> 00:34:26,281 MADE ME SAY "PERIOD." PUNK ASS KID. 702 00:34:26,325 --> 00:34:28,066 FIFTH POSITION. 703 00:34:32,374 --> 00:34:35,116 BATTEMENTS: FRONT SIDE BACK, 704 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,510 FRONT BACK FIFTH, REVERSE. BOO, BREATHE. 705 00:34:37,553 --> 00:34:40,165 - LET'S GO. - [ music playing ] 706 00:35:01,403 --> 00:35:03,362 - THANK YOU. - [ music clicks off ] 707 00:35:03,405 --> 00:35:05,320 NICE WORK, PEOPLE. 708 00:35:05,364 --> 00:35:07,888 THERE MAY BE HOPE FOR YOU YET. 709 00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:16,853 YO, ZIPPY. 710 00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:20,335 - DISTURBED MUCH? - LET'S GO! 711 00:35:20,379 --> 00:35:22,163 - FINE. - HEY! 712 00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:25,210 - SORRY. DUCK! - I WISH YOU HAD A FLESH-EATING DISEASE. 713 00:35:25,253 --> 00:35:28,430 - I DO. IT PICKS ME UP AND DROPS ME OFF EVERY DAY. - LET'S GO. 714 00:35:28,474 --> 00:35:31,694 FIRST I HAVE TO GET MY STUFF AND TALK TO EVERYONE I KNOW FOR HOURS 715 00:35:31,738 --> 00:35:34,306 - UNTIL YOU SHRIVEL UP AND DIE. - YOU COMING TOO? 716 00:35:34,349 --> 00:35:39,180 - YES, SHE'S COMING TOO. - 'CAUSE SUDDENLY I'M WEARING A CHAUFFEUR'S OUTFIT. 717 00:35:39,224 --> 00:35:40,442 FOR WHAT?! 718 00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:44,359 I'M HERE. IT'S THE RIGHT DAY AND I'M HERE! 719 00:35:44,403 --> 00:35:46,448 YAY ME, RIGHT?! AM I RIGHT? 720 00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:48,624 IS IT THE RIGHT DAY? AM I WRONG? 721 00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:50,322 - CRAP! - MOM. 722 00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:52,324 OH, YOU'RE HERE! I'M RIGHT! 723 00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:54,456 YOU ARE RIGHT. I JUST HAVE TO CHANGE AND WE CAN GO. 724 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:57,242 WELL HURRY, I LEFT YOUR BROTHER AT EITHER THE CAR WASH OR THE CLEANERS. 725 00:35:57,285 --> 00:35:59,418 EITHER WAY I WON'T HAVE TO BATHE HIM TONIGHT. 726 00:35:59,461 --> 00:36:02,203 I'M ON TIME. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. 727 00:36:02,247 --> 00:36:04,901 - HIGH FIVE! - WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 728 00:36:04,945 --> 00:36:07,513 - I KNOW, ON TIME! - WHATEVER. WHERE ARE MY AIR FRIES? 729 00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:10,255 YOU! REALLY? 730 00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:12,387 REALLY? WHY? 731 00:36:12,431 --> 00:36:16,217 - WHY? WHY? - OH, WHAT I'D GIVE FOR A SENTENCE. 732 00:36:16,261 --> 00:36:18,393 - SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM! - WHO BROKE UP WITH-- 733 00:36:18,437 --> 00:36:21,222 - GINNY BROKE UP WITH JOSH! - WHAT? WHY? 734 00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:23,398 - BECAUSE YOU TOLD HER TO! - I DID NOT TELL HER TO. 735 00:36:23,442 --> 00:36:26,314 AFTER EIGHT YEARS SHE BREAKS UP WITH THE PERFECT MAN! 736 00:36:26,358 --> 00:36:29,535 SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD THEY ARE TO COME BY! 737 00:36:29,578 --> 00:36:31,928 SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT MOST OF THEM ARE SCUM 738 00:36:31,972 --> 00:36:34,757 AND THAT WHEN YOU GET ONE WHO IS FAITHFUL 739 00:36:34,801 --> 00:36:37,369 AND GOOD TO YOU AND YOUR MOTHER THAT YOU KEEP HIM! 740 00:36:37,412 --> 00:36:40,198 - I'M SORRY. IS GINNY OKAY? - NO, SHE'S NOT OKAY. 741 00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:43,505 - SHE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT YET. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 742 00:36:43,549 --> 00:36:46,421 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO RAISE A CHILD ALONE-- 743 00:36:46,465 --> 00:36:48,597 WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A SINGLE MOTHER, 744 00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:50,425 TO BE EXPECTED TO WORK FULL-TIME, 745 00:36:50,469 --> 00:36:53,602 HOW TO KEEP A HOUSE TOGETHER, TAKE OUT THE TRASH. 746 00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:57,302 HE WAS WONDERFUL. HE WAS AROUND SINCE SECOND GRADE. 747 00:36:57,345 --> 00:36:59,826 AND HE FIXED THINGS. SHE WAS ALWAYS HAPPY 748 00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:02,611 AND MY TRASH WAS ALWAYS TAKEN OUT. 749 00:37:02,655 --> 00:37:05,266 DIDN'T HAVE TO FIX A WINDOW OR A DOOR 750 00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:07,790 AND HE HAD A LADDER. I HAVE NO LADDER. 751 00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:10,793 YOU KNOW WHERE MY LADDER IS? IT'S AT FAYE MENDELSON'S HOUSE! 752 00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:13,361 - MOM, STOP! - AND IF I DIDN'T KNOW FROM FACEBOOK 753 00:37:13,405 --> 00:37:17,235 THAT FANNY WAS COMING BACK NEXT WEEK I WOULD PULL HER OUT OF THIS SCHOOL. 754 00:37:30,857 --> 00:37:32,467 - YOU BROKE UP WITH JOSH? - YEP. 755 00:37:32,511 --> 00:37:34,643 OH MY GOD! 756 00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:42,390 - [ knocks ] - I KNOW! I SUCK! I GET IT! 757 00:37:42,434 --> 00:37:44,653 IT'S NANETTE. CAN I COME IN? 758 00:37:44,697 --> 00:37:48,483 - ARE YOU OKAY? - I'M THE HARBINGER OF EVIL, BUT OTHER THAN THAT-- 759 00:37:48,527 --> 00:37:51,791 YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO CLAIRE. SHE'S UNSTABLE AND HER HAIR NEVER MOVES. 760 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:54,489 - I CAN'T DO THIS. - CAN'T DO WHAT, HONEY? 761 00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,752 I CAN'T TEACH, RUN A STUDIO, BE IN CHARGE OF THINGS. 762 00:37:56,796 --> 00:37:58,754 - SURE YOU CAN. - THE STUDIO'S A MESS 763 00:37:58,798 --> 00:38:02,541 AND IT'S WET AND I DIDN'T EVEN THINK TO CALL A PLUMBER. HOW STUPID IS THAT? 764 00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:04,325 FANNY'S GOING TO BE SO MAD WHEN SHE SEES IT. 765 00:38:04,369 --> 00:38:06,806 IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT. SHE'LL KNOW THAT. 766 00:38:06,849 --> 00:38:08,764 GRAPE JUICE? 767 00:38:08,808 --> 00:38:11,593 AND LIKE AN IDIOT I TRIED TO BE FRIENDS WITH THOSE GIRLS. 768 00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:14,335 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. I MEAN, I'M 100 AND THEY'RE SIX 769 00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:16,598 AND NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THEIR TEACHER AND TEACH THEM THINGS. 770 00:38:16,642 --> 00:38:18,818 AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THEM THINGS IF YOU'RE THEIR FRIEND, I GUESS. 771 00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:21,299 - COOKIE? - AND SASHA? 772 00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:22,865 UGH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HER. 773 00:38:22,909 --> 00:38:25,346 I'M NOT A PSYCHIATRIST OR ANYTHING, BUT I'D SAY 774 00:38:25,390 --> 00:38:28,523 THERE ARE SOME ISSUES AT HOME THAT NEED TO BE DEALT WITH PRONTO. 775 00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:31,657 - WOW. - PUMPKIN CHOCOLATE CHIP. 776 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:34,703 THIS IS THE BEST COOKIE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. 777 00:38:34,747 --> 00:38:36,923 - SHE TOOK MY SHIRT, YOU KNOW. - NO. REALLY? 778 00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:39,665 STOLE IT AND LIED RIGHT TO MY FACE. 779 00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:42,842 - DO KIDS DO THAT? LIE RIGHT TO YOUR FACE? - OH YES, ALL THE TIME. 780 00:38:42,885 --> 00:38:45,758 I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 781 00:38:45,801 --> 00:38:48,674 I'M NOT HER MOTHER. I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE NEEDS. 782 00:38:48,717 --> 00:38:51,633 I'M NOT ANYBODY'S MOTHER. I COULDN'T BE A MOTHER. 783 00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:55,071 MY MOTHER SUCKED. SHE WAS LIKE A NON-MOTHER. I CALLED HER DEB. 784 00:38:55,115 --> 00:38:57,770 THAT WASN'T EVEN HER NAME. THAT'S JUST WHAT I CALLED HER. 785 00:38:58,945 --> 00:39:01,469 THAT FEELS GOOD. 786 00:39:03,558 --> 00:39:05,734 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANY OF THIS STUFF. 787 00:39:05,778 --> 00:39:08,389 I HAVEN'T HUNG OUT WITH KIDS SINCE I WAS A KID. 788 00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:10,696 AND FRANKLY, I WASN'T EVEN THAT GREAT WITH THEM THEN. 789 00:39:10,739 --> 00:39:13,742 I DON'T HAVE THAT KID-FRIENDLY GENE. I'M ALL SHARP CORNERS 790 00:39:13,786 --> 00:39:17,355 - AND A POOL WITH NO COVER. - YOU KNOW THOSE KIDS LOVE YOU. 791 00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:19,531 - THEY DO? - BOO TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. 792 00:39:19,574 --> 00:39:22,098 - YOU'RE A BIG STAR IN MY HOUSE. - REALLY? 793 00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:27,582 COULD I HAVE ANOTHER? 794 00:39:27,626 --> 00:39:30,672 EVER SINCE THE FIRST NIGHT YOU CAME HERE, SOMETHING HAPPENED TO BOO. 795 00:39:30,716 --> 00:39:32,500 SHE JUST WALKS A LITTLE TALLER. 796 00:39:32,544 --> 00:39:34,850 THAT CERTAINLY ISN'T BECAUSE OF ME. 797 00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:37,766 YOU ARE HAVING A MUCH BIGGER INFLUENCE ON THESE GIRLS THAN YOU THINK. 798 00:39:37,810 --> 00:39:39,899 JUST HANG IN THERE. 799 00:39:43,555 --> 00:39:45,861 I FORGOT HOW GOOD GRAPE JUICE WAS. 800 00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:53,608 BOO! 801 00:39:53,652 --> 00:39:56,437 BOO, I WANNA TALK TO YOU. 802 00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:59,484 SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU MEANT ME. 803 00:39:59,527 --> 00:40:00,963 WHAT OTHER BOO IS THERE? 804 00:40:01,007 --> 00:40:03,662 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU WERE SAYING, LIKE, "BOO!" 805 00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:06,969 LIKE YOU WERE TRYING TO SCARE SOMEONE ON YOUR PHONE OR SOMETHING. 806 00:40:07,013 --> 00:40:09,581 NO, I WANTED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION. 807 00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:11,931 - SURE. - WHAT'S UP WITH GINNY? 808 00:40:11,974 --> 00:40:13,846 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT'S UP WITH HER? 809 00:40:13,889 --> 00:40:17,110 WASN'T SHE, LIKE, MARRIED TO THAT JOSH GUY SINCE KINDERGARTEN? 810 00:40:17,153 --> 00:40:19,547 IT WASN'T LEGAL OR ANYTHING, 811 00:40:19,591 --> 00:40:22,811 ALTHOUGH HE DID GIVE HER HIS GRANDMOTHER'S RING. 812 00:40:22,855 --> 00:40:25,684 - AND THEY'VE SPLIT NOW, RIGHT? - LOOKS LIKE IT. 813 00:40:25,727 --> 00:40:28,164 - WHAT AN IDIOT. - GINNY? 814 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,950 JOSH. 'CAUSE GINNY'S HOT. 815 00:40:30,993 --> 00:40:33,169 YEAH, HOT. 816 00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:35,824 MEL'S PROBABLY POISONED ME WITH HER, 817 00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:37,870 BUT CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 818 00:40:37,913 --> 00:40:41,003 - TALK ME UP TO HER. - SURE. 819 00:40:41,047 --> 00:40:43,745 - I COULD DO THAT. - THANKS. 820 00:40:43,789 --> 00:40:45,878 YO, SHE-DEVIL! LET'S GO! 821 00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:56,715 - HEY. - HI. WHERE'D YOUR MOM GO? 822 00:40:56,758 --> 00:40:59,500 SHE HAD TO TAKE A CALL. SHE'S IN ESCROW ON SOMETHING. 823 00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:02,460 OH. WELL, UH... 824 00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:05,506 CHARLIE WAS ASKING ABOUT YOU. 825 00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:07,682 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ASKING ABOUT ME? 826 00:41:07,726 --> 00:41:10,032 HE WAS ASKING ABOUT YOU-- 827 00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:14,602 - YOUR AVAILABILITY. - MY AVAILABILITY? 828 00:41:14,646 --> 00:41:16,691 REALLY? YOU MEAN, LIKE...? 829 00:41:16,735 --> 00:41:18,867 CHARLIE? 830 00:41:18,911 --> 00:41:23,524 OH MY GOD. I NEVER THOUGHT OF CHARLIE LIKE THAT. 831 00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:26,222 HE WAS ALWAYS JUST CHARLIE-- STINKY CHARLIE. 832 00:41:26,266 --> 00:41:28,703 I MEAN, I KNOW YOU THOUGHT ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT, 833 00:41:28,747 --> 00:41:30,705 BUT I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT, 834 00:41:30,749 --> 00:41:33,229 AND HE'S ALL GROWN UP NOW, ISN'T HE? 835 00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:35,057 I MEAN, WOW. 836 00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:38,539 - HE WAS SERIOUS? - SERIOUS AS A FUNERAL. 837 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:41,890 I MEAN, NOT THAT I'D GO OUT WITH HIM, 838 00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:45,720 BUT IT'S JUST NICE TO BE THOUGHT OF LIKE THAT. 839 00:41:45,764 --> 00:41:49,594 IT'S WHAT MICHELLE SAID: THERE'S THIS WHOLE WORLD OF BOYS OUT THERE, 840 00:41:49,637 --> 00:41:51,857 AND I'VE BEEN STUCK WITH JUST THE ONE. 841 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:55,121 I WAS MARRIED WHEN I SHOULD'VE BEEN DATING AROUND, 842 00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:57,819 TESTING THE WATERS. 843 00:41:57,863 --> 00:41:59,734 I COULD GO OUT WITH CHARLIE, 844 00:41:59,778 --> 00:42:02,563 THEN OUT WITH FREDDY, THEN OUT WITH EDDIE. 845 00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:05,131 I SHOULD MEET MORE BOYS BECAUSE I MADE THOSE LAST TWO UP, 846 00:42:05,174 --> 00:42:07,742 BUT THEY'RE OUT THERE. 847 00:42:07,786 --> 00:42:09,788 OKAY, WELL, THAT'S IT. 848 00:42:09,831 --> 00:42:12,268 I JUST THOUGHT I'D PASS IT ALONG. 849 00:42:12,312 --> 00:42:14,923 - SO. - YEAH, THANKS. 850 00:42:14,967 --> 00:42:17,578 - YEAH. - SEE YA. 851 00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:18,840 SEE YA. 852 00:42:26,848 --> 00:42:28,676 - FEELING BETTER? - A LOT. 853 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,983 THANKS, NANETTE. AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAGIC PURSE. 854 00:42:31,026 --> 00:42:33,115 ANYTIME. 855 00:42:33,159 --> 00:42:35,248 BYE, BOO. 856 00:42:35,291 --> 00:42:37,337 [ instrumental music playing ] 72521

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