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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,290 --> 00:00:02,730 previously on. 2 00:00:02,540 --> 00:00:06,180 susan and mike finally tied the knot. 3 00:00:06,190 --> 00:00:08,620 Lynette got some disturbing news. 4 00:00:08,630 --> 00:00:12,350 Where the hell do you get off having cancer and not telling me about it? 5 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:13,400 Mom. 6 00:00:13,410 --> 00:00:15,400 Bree returned from her trip. 7 00:00:15,410 --> 00:00:16,200 holy crap! 8 00:00:16,210 --> 00:00:17,900 - With a surprise. - There you go. 9 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:20,100 Gaby married victor. 10 00:00:20,110 --> 00:00:22,000 Gaby is the smartest thing you've ever done. 11 00:00:22,010 --> 00:00:23,490 With her bringing in the latino vote, 12 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:25,060 the governor's mansion's as good as yours. 13 00:00:25,070 --> 00:00:26,250 While carlos. 14 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:28,720 why are you so reluctant to make a commitment to me? 15 00:00:28,730 --> 00:00:30,380 Ended it with edie. 16 00:00:30,390 --> 00:00:32,320 I am done with you. 17 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,930 But the search for true happiness 18 00:00:37,860 --> 00:00:43,360 led to events that were unexpected and distinctly. 19 00:00:43,370 --> 00:00:45,120 desperate. 20 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:55,160 the first thing you should know is that edie britt never actually intended to die, 21 00:00:57,060 --> 00:01:00,750 but someone she loved was trying to leave her. 22 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:04,580 So she planned every detail, 23 00:01:04,930 --> 00:01:11,820 from the silk scarf she'd hang by to the suicide note detailing her despair. 24 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,260 Now all edie had to do. 25 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:17,520 was wait. 26 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,690 for her beloved to come home. 27 00:01:21,260 --> 00:01:23,020 Hey,edie! 28 00:01:23,030 --> 00:01:24,600 I'm here to get my stuff. 29 00:01:24,610 --> 00:01:27,040 You see,to hold on to her man, 30 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:32,620 edie knew she'd have to find the perfect moment to let go. 31 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:36,680 Hey,carlos! 32 00:01:36,690 --> 00:01:38,440 Sadly for edie. 33 00:01:38,450 --> 00:01:39,600 can I talk to you? 34 00:01:39,610 --> 00:01:43,600 Her timing was fatally flawed. 35 00:01:43,610 --> 00:01:44,620 mrs.Mccluskey? 36 00:01:44,630 --> 00:01:45,950 I need to show you something. 37 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:47,890 Come here. 38 00:01:51,790 --> 00:01:53,240 What's this? 39 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:56,320 those are trash cans. 40 00:01:56,330 --> 00:01:58,790 I know they're trash cans,smart-ass. 41 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:03,810 I'm asking what they're doing out on a saturday night when the trash got picked up on thursday. 42 00:02:07,610 --> 00:02:08,500 Fine. 43 00:02:08,510 --> 00:02:09,780 I will take them in. 44 00:02:09,790 --> 00:02:11,040 Happy now? 45 00:02:11,550 --> 00:02:12,550 Carlos. 46 00:02:12,940 --> 00:02:14,900 what the hell is that? 47 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:36,010 And this is how carlos solis arrived just in the nick of time to save the life of edie britt. 48 00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:38,480 oh,baby. 49 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:39,980 What did you do? 50 00:02:39,990 --> 00:02:41,530 Come on,you gotta wake up. 51 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,120 Come on,please? 52 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:47,240 Of course,had he known what she was about to do to his life. 53 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:52,270 he would've let her hang there. 56 00:02:58,580 --> 00:03:01,250 DH Season 4 Episode 1 57 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:05,750 There is a certain time of night, 58 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:10,510 after children have been put to bed and husbands have begun snoring, 59 00:03:10,850 --> 00:03:16,470 that women lie awake and think of the secrets they've been keeping from their friends. 60 00:03:17,450 --> 00:03:19,930 It might be an impromptu wedding. 61 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:24,320 or a recently diagnosed tumor. 62 00:03:26,050 --> 00:03:29,220 or a make-believe pregnancy. 63 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:33,650 Regardless,it's all they will think of. 64 00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:40,960 until something comes along to remind them that other people have secrets,too. 65 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:46,450 Carlos. 66 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,600 how is she? What did the doctors say? 67 00:03:49,090 --> 00:03:51,780 Uh,theye got edie on a ventilator,but she's gonna be okay. 68 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:54,410 What the hell happened? How could she pull a stunt like this? 69 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:57,130 Uh,she left a note which pretty much blames me. 70 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:59,020 Oh,sweetie. 71 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,470 I can't believe this is happening. 72 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:01,990 It's like mary alice all over again. 73 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,340 Yes,but the good news is she's gonna live. 74 00:04:04,350 --> 00:04:07,870 I know it's her wedding night,but do you think we should call gaby? 75 00:04:09,390 --> 00:04:10,890 Oh,crap. 76 00:04:17,230 --> 00:04:18,370 gaby? 77 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:20,240 You know,this betr be one hell of a wedding night, 78 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:21,860 considering how long you're taking in there. 79 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:23,240 Trust me,victor. 80 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:25,620 This will be a night you'll never forget. 81 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:30,320 let's get out of here. 82 00:04:30,330 --> 00:04:30,970 what? 83 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:33,260 I'm serious.You,me-- just screw it all. 84 00:04:33,270 --> 00:04:34,440 Let'S. 85 00:04:34,450 --> 00:04:35,840 let's run away together. 86 00:04:35,850 --> 00:04:37,280 I just got married. 87 00:04:37,290 --> 00:04:39,990 There are 200 people out there waiting for me to lead a conga line. 88 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,340 Gaby,you just said you don't feel like victor really loves you, 89 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:44,140 and you know I do.I've never stopped. 90 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:45,660 I can't dump him on our wedding day. 91 00:04:45,670 --> 00:04:47,540 That's a horrible thing to do,even to vict. 92 00:04:47,550 --> 00:04:50,060 He'll get over it,but I've never gotten over losing you, 93 00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:51,520 and I won't let it happen again! 94 00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:55,880 gaby,you in here? 95 00:04:59,150 --> 00:05:00,670 Gaby? 96 00:05:06,470 --> 00:05:08,210 I was. 97 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:10,060 just counting gifts. 98 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:13,590 oh,that's fine.I-I was actually looking for that publicist guy. 99 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,210 - You haven't seen him,have you? - Nope. 100 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:16,150 Okay. 101 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:17,660 I'll give you a holler when I need you. 102 00:05:22,050 --> 00:05:23,620 come on! 103 00:05:24,970 --> 00:05:27,400 Who doesn't wear underwear on their wedding day? 104 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,840 oh,focus,you idiot! 105 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,610 Come on.When are we leaving? 106 00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:34,640 so we're doing this? 107 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:36,470 Great. 108 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,030 Uh,it'll take me a few hours to get stuff together. 109 00:05:38,350 --> 00:05:40,600 I'm gonna pick you up tonight.Just be packed and ready to go. 110 00:05:40,610 --> 00:05:41,780 Okay.Wait! 111 00:05:43,750 --> 00:05:45,950 Aren't you gonna kiss the bride? 112 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:54,220 finally! 113 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,180 carlos,where the hell are you? 114 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,290 I'm at the hospital. 115 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:58,730 Edie tried to kill herself tonight. 116 00:05:58,740 --> 00:06:00,110 Oh,my god! Is she okay? 117 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,520 I found her just in time,but obviously,i can't come pick you up tonight. 118 00:06:04,310 --> 00:06:05,320 Okay,that's all right. 119 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:06,900 I'll just take a cab and meet you. 120 00:06:06,910 --> 00:06:08,810 Gaby,I can't leave edie now. 121 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:09,950 Look,maybe in a couple weeks. 122 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,360 In a few weeks? What? 123 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,000 No! It has to be tonight! 124 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,020 Victor's in the bedroom right now waiting to consummate. 125 00:06:16,470 --> 00:06:18,290 And edie's on a ventilator. 126 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,110 Look,you don't have to stay with victor. 127 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,250 You have a house. 128 00:06:21,260 --> 00:06:26,080 Okay,you know,running away with you on my wedding night was crazy enough. 129 00:06:26,090 --> 00:06:28,460 But runninaway to be alone is insane! 130 00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:30,860 Gaby,please,she needs me. 131 00:06:30,870 --> 00:06:31,790 Can't you just wait? 132 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:32,730 No! 133 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:35,360 I would rather try and work it out with victor. 134 00:06:40,310 --> 00:06:42,730 gaby,are you coming to bed? 135 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,900 one month later 136 00:06:53,070 --> 00:06:55,120 Happy 1-month anniversary. 137 00:06:55,810 --> 00:06:57,170 I didn't know we were doing this. 138 00:06:57,180 --> 00:07:00,730 Well,we've just been so happy thlast four weeks,I thought we should celebrate. 139 00:07:05,060 --> 00:07:06,580 you are happy,right? 140 00:07:07,030 --> 00:07:07,890 Yeah. 141 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:09,360 I've never been happier. 142 00:07:09,370 --> 00:07:11,030 Aw,that's sweet. 143 00:07:17,630 --> 00:07:18,830 I don't believe you. 144 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:22,960 - Susan - I watch you sometimes,and you seem very. 145 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:26,520 disconnected,like something's missing. 146 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:28,070 Nothing is missing. 147 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:31,210 So our life together is exactly how you pictured it? 148 00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:32,440 You've gotten everything you wanted? 149 00:07:32,450 --> 00:07:33,660 Yeah,pretty much. 150 00:07:36,230 --> 00:07:39,550 "Pretty much" means there is something that you want that you don't have. 151 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,970 How can I give it to you if you don't tell me what it is? 152 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:49,130 Susan,I swear,I am ecstatically,beyond my wildest dreams,lip-smackingly happy. 153 00:07:49,140 --> 00:07:50,610 You got it? 154 00:07:54,060 --> 00:07:55,630 This marriage is doomed. 155 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:02,950 hey,a moving van just pulled up. 156 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,120 Oh,andrew,I'm having problems with my strap. 157 00:08:06,130 --> 00:08:07,070 Could you help me? 158 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:11,120 Look,I told you three weeks ago I was no longer participating in your little hoax, 159 00:08:11,130 --> 00:08:12,760 and that includes strapping you in. 160 00:08:12,770 --> 00:08:14,180 Oh,for heaven's sakes. 161 00:08:14,190 --> 00:08:17,310 Orson,could you come help me,please? 162 00:08:17,610 --> 00:08:20,520 I'll remember this the next time you want money for leather pants. 163 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,670 People are gonna find out,all right? 164 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,400 And then we're gonna all look like idiots. 165 00:08:24,410 --> 00:08:25,990 Well,not if we're careful. 166 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,560 This isn't the '50s,okay? 167 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,190 Teenage girls get pregnant all the time. 168 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:32,740 I mean,my ex-lab partner's practically a grandmother. 169 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:35,890 Look,this family's reputation is already hanging by a thread. 170 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:39,140 I mean,first people thought that your stepfather was a wife killer, 171 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:41,100 then your sister takes up with her history teacher, 172 00:08:41,110 --> 00:08:43,620 and now we're supposed to parade a little bastard up and down the street. 173 00:08:43,630 --> 00:08:45,980 We might as well sit on the porch and play banjos. 174 00:08:47,980 --> 00:08:51,610 Bree,you know,there's a moving van next door. 175 00:08:56,820 --> 00:08:59,190 mom,are you awake? 176 00:08:59,260 --> 00:09:00,670 Okay,honey. 177 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:02,400 Just give me a minute. 178 00:09:02,410 --> 00:09:04,260 Give me a minute. 179 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:10,660 My wig is gone. 180 00:09:10,670 --> 00:09:12,120 - Where is it? - It's on the nightstand. 181 00:09:12,130 --> 00:09:15,340 No! No,I'm looking at the nightstand,and all I see are a few stray hairs 182 00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:19,550 and this sports blooper dv you thought would cheer me up. 183 00:09:20,110 --> 00:09:21,750 Peyton manning is funny. 184 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:22,360 mom! 185 00:09:22,370 --> 00:09:24,190 Hey,I'm coming! 186 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,910 Hey,don't just sit there like a lump! 187 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,640 Come on! Help me look! 188 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:32,580 Oh,goD.Honey,this is one of those moments when it occurs to me that wouldn't it be easier 189 00:09:32,590 --> 00:09:35,290 if we just told everyone that you have cancer? 190 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:36,650 I found it. 191 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,900 Look,I mean,I get not wanting to scare the kids, 192 00:09:38,910 --> 00:09:41,210 buto keep all of our friends in the dark. 193 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,080 look,I can deal with the chemo. 194 00:09:43,090 --> 00:09:45,570 I can deal with people telling me my hair has never looked better. 195 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:49,580 But what I cannot deal with is the pity,so we are doing it my way. 196 00:09:55,110 --> 00:09:56,770 You were crooked. 197 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,330 hey,sweetie,what's up? 198 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:03,240 There's a moving van across the street. 199 00:10:05,390 --> 00:10:06,790 so you want it listed right away? 200 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,310 And don't worry about getting top dollar. 201 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,020 I want this place priced to move. 202 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:14,000 What's going on here? 203 00:10:14,010 --> 00:10:15,480 I'm meeting with our realtor. 204 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:16,890 Gaby,you remember gil. 205 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,930 I remember telling you I wasn't ready to sell the house yet. 206 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,480 Gil,could you give us a minute,please? 207 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,470 Yeah. 208 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,710 Gaby,we agreed that after we got married,you would sell the house. 209 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:30,610 I still have a lot of stuff here. 210 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,730 Well,my house is over 10,000 square feet. 211 00:10:32,740 --> 00:10:34,370 I'm pretty sure there are closets. 212 00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:36,800 I'm just not in a rush to unload this house,okay? 213 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:38,830 This was my home.I was very happy here. 214 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,110 But we've got a new home now. 215 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,440 Aren't you happy there? 216 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,900 Yeah,it's a great house. 217 00:10:44,530 --> 00:10:45,430 Well,good. 218 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:46,920 Then sell this place. 219 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,380 What are you waiting for? 220 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:55,040 I'm not waiting for anything. 221 00:10:56,910 --> 00:10:58,870 Look,a moving van. 222 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:06,210 New neighbors.What do we know? 223 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:08,850 Well,uh,dining chairs.There's a clue. 224 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:10,800 Yes.It proves they eat sitting down. 225 00:11:10,810 --> 00:11:12,320 No,I mean they're stickley. 226 00:11:12,330 --> 00:11:13,530 It means they have taste. 227 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,430 And money. 228 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,210 They've been remodeling for weeks. 229 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:18,570 I wish edie were here. 230 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:20,650 Without her,there's no one to give us the dish. 231 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:24,670 Yet another illustration of the fundamental selfishness of suicide. 232 00:11:29,050 --> 00:11:30,550 Do you think this is them? 233 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,980 oh,my god.Katherine. 234 00:11:47,710 --> 00:11:49,120 katherine! 235 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,900 susan! 236 00:11:58,650 --> 00:12:00,840 I cannot believe it has been 12 years. 237 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:01,870 You haven't changed a bit. 238 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,050 Well,you clearly have.Your eyesight's going. 239 00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:07,480 How's your aunt? 240 00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:09,890 Katherine used to live here with mrs.Sims. 241 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,720 not very well,I'm afraid. 242 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,930 That's really the reason why we moved back. 243 00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:17,670 I didn't want poor aunt lily to spend her final days in a nursing home. 244 00:12:18,190 --> 00:12:19,860 That is so kind of you. 245 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:21,530 yeah,it is. 246 00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:25,270 oh,and as luck would have it,my husband found a job here. 247 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:28,310 Adam,could you wave or something? 248 00:12:28,670 --> 00:12:29,620 Hello,ladies. 249 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:31,910 I look forward to meeting you when I'm a little less sweaty. 250 00:12:33,510 --> 00:12:34,780 he's a cutie. 251 00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:35,720 What does he do? 252 00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:36,950 He's a doctor. 253 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:40,250 Okay,don't take this personally,but we hate you. 254 00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:41,940 Mom? 255 00:12:42,790 --> 00:12:44,010 I finished unpacking my room. 256 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:45,040 Do you need any help? 257 00:12:45,050 --> 00:12:46,340 Oh,my god. 258 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,410 This is not little dylan. 259 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,790 I'm susan,julie's mom. 260 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,990 She is gonna be so excited to see you. 261 00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:54,300 Great. 262 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,020 Who's julie again? 263 00:12:56,030 --> 00:12:58,910 Honey,you remember--your best friend when you were little. 264 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,030 Oh,right. 265 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,980 Why don't you go help your stepfather with the last few boxes? 266 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,890 It's nice meetg you all. 267 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,720 what a beautiful family. 268 00:13:06,730 --> 00:13:09,070 I feel so lucky to have you for a neighbor. 269 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,920 No,i am the lucky one. 270 00:13:10,930 --> 00:13:12,300 Look at my view. 271 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:15,390 Your garden is absolutely breathtaking. 272 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:19,520 And that pine tree in the backyard. 273 00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:21,210 it's my pride and joy. 274 00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:24,560 Oh,it absolutely kills me to have to ask you to cut it down. 275 00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:27,090 Excuse me? 276 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:32,000 Well,I'm sorry,but I'm not gonna be able to grow my prize-winning vegetables with that tree blocking all the sunlight. 277 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,900 Oh,well,I'm--I'm sorry about your vegetables, 278 00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:39,080 but that pine shields my view of the purcells' backyard, 279 00:13:39,090 --> 00:13:41,250 and if you had ever seen mr.Purcell sunbathe, 280 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:44,090 well,you'd know exactly what that tree means to me. 281 00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:46,790 well,I don't want to quarrel. 282 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:50,870 We will not touch that tree until we have come up with a solution to our problem. 283 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:55,180 Curtains,perhaps. 284 00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:58,460 So you're back. 285 00:13:58,470 --> 00:13:59,810 How fun. 286 00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:03,270 I should have a brunch so that everyone can get to know you. 287 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,220 No,no need. 288 00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:05,360 I'm having a barbecue this saturday. 289 00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:07,030 I'm inviting the whole neighborhood. 290 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,380 Oh,you don't need to do that. 291 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,320 I insist. 292 00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:12,520 I have missed wisteria lane so much, 293 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,730 and I wanna do something special for my dear,old friends. 294 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,030 and all you lovely newcomers. 295 00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:29,520 the nice thing about this fake pregnancy is my feet don't swell. 296 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:35,220 I mean,I'd never be able to squeeze into these sling-backs if I really was 8 12 months pregnant. 297 00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:40,280 bree! 298 00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:42,130 Don't you look radiant! 299 00:14:42,610 --> 00:14:44,450 Well,hello,mrs.Mckeever. 300 00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:49,290 Well,I heard that you were expecting,but I had no idea how far along you were. 301 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,620 May I? 302 00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:52,200 There's no need. 303 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,730 the baby's just not kicking right now. 304 00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:58,540 Sometimes,if you give them a little jiggle,you can get them to move. 305 00:14:58,550 --> 00:15:00,980 Oh,she doesn't really wanna be jiggled right now. 306 00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:02,450 She's very sensitive down there. 307 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:03,840 But I'll be gentle. 308 00:15:03,850 --> 00:15:07,430 You know,in my day,mothers thought that it was good luck. 309 00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:10,790 Perhaps I need to make my point a little more clearly. 310 00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:14,020 Bree,you're hurting me! 311 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:15,730 Is there a problem here? 312 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,200 No,not at all! 313 00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:20,970 I'm just saying hello to a very dear friend of mine. 314 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,230 are you gonna back off now? 315 00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:31,390 car's here,dear. 316 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,620 Lovely to see you,mrs.Mckeever. 317 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,100 Why must old ladies always do that? 318 00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:40,530 I don't know,but you've got to stop roughing them up. 319 00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:45,610 I'm sorry,susan. 320 00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:47,910 Dr.Gorenberg just had a patient go into labor. 321 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,480 His new partner is covering for him,if you're comfortable with that. 322 00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:51,580 Sure. 323 00:15:51,590 --> 00:15:53,280 I'm just here for a checkup. 324 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,230 Doctor? 325 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,570 Thank you. 326 00:15:58,350 --> 00:15:59,830 I'm dr.Mayfair. 327 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,310 I'm gonnA. 328 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,020 hold it.Have we met? 329 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,360 Yes.Yesterday. 330 00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,350 Susan mayer. 331 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,670 Your new neighbor. 332 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,050 Right. 333 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,570 I-I didn't know you were. 334 00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:13,470 this kind of doctor. 335 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,330 I sure am. 336 00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:21,920 Listen,um. 337 00:16:22,890 --> 00:16:25,570 - maybe this isn't- - feet up,please. 338 00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:27,410 Okay. 339 00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:31,170 And scootch down. 340 00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:41,550 It's just that it's weird,you know,considering you're. 341 00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:43,670 where'd you go? 342 00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:49,970 and relax. 343 00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:52,970 sorry. 344 00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:55,980 And relax. 345 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,220 sorry. 346 00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:02,620 And relax. 347 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:03,520 Sorry. 348 00:17:03,530 --> 00:17:07,710 Um,hey,not to change the subject,but when is dr.Gorenberg coming back? 349 00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:09,620 Almost done. 350 00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:14,600 you know,katherine has talked about you for years. 351 00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:16,910 It's nice to finally put a face to the name. 352 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,950 lynette! 353 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,300 Muriel.How are you doing? 354 00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:39,290 What's up? 355 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,600 You look good. 356 00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,740 Don't try to sweet-talk me,lynette scavo. 357 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,130 I am fit to be tied. 358 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:50,510 Did you or did you not volunteer to run the fund-raising gala? 359 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,530 Yeah. 360 00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:53,000 Things have been a little weird lately-- 361 00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:56,310 don't even think of wriggling out of this,lynette. 362 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,930 Every other third grade mom has chaired an event. 363 00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:01,840 It is your tur 364 00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:05,480 okay.I'll jump right on it. 365 00:18:05,490 --> 00:18:06,550 Great. 366 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,990 Okay. 367 00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:10,420 See. 368 00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:14,830 that's where someone with half a brain would have played the cancer card. 369 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:15,880 I can handle it. 370 00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:17,000 Like hell. 371 00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:18,500 You've been nauseous all day from the chemo. 372 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,190 you shouldn't even be here! 373 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,170 It's my life. 374 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,700 Some stupid disease is not gonna keep me from living it. 375 00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:26,240 Besides,parker's expecting to see me. 376 00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:30,580 There. 377 00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:31,650 He saw you. 378 00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,670 We'll duck out when the lights go down. 379 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,380 He's gonna be watching for me all day. 380 00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:36,360 He's one of the leads. 381 00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:38,040 He's friar tuck. 382 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,570 It's a thankless role. 383 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,930 well,everything seems normal. 384 00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:53,050 But you say you've been having irregular periods. 385 00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:54,130 Yeah. 386 00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:56,500 You know,one month off,two months on. 387 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,880 That happens,right? 388 00:18:57,890 --> 00:18:59,690 Ever experience night sweats? 389 00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:02,370 Um,sometimes. 390 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:03,650 But mike's a big spooner. 391 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,680 He's like sleeping with a hibachi. 392 00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:09,020 um,how about hot flashes? 393 00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,310 Okay,whoa. 394 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,890 I'm gonna stop you right there. 395 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,190 I am way too young for that.Please refer to your chart. 396 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:18,910 Susan,I know for a lot of women the word "menopause" has negative connotations. 397 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:24,390 They hear,um,"aging," "brittle bones," um,"loss of sexual desire." 398 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,520 Okay,before we go any further,can I check those diplomas? 399 00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:31,260 'Cause I would just like to make sure that they're not from some med school in the philippines. 400 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:33,010 Look,there's a simple blood test we can use to find out. 401 00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:34,180 I don't need any test! 402 00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:36,040 I am not old enough for menopause. 403 00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:40,170 Now I don't know what kind of nonsense they taught you at. 404 00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:45,430 harvard medical school,class of.'97? 405 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,910 Oh,my god! 406 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,540 I am old! 407 00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:50,790 Just give me the damn test. 408 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,360 we will live in these woods till our work is donE. 409 00:19:55,730 --> 00:20:00,360 If the sheriff comes,we will drive him away with our bows and arrows. 410 00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:03,930 You okay? 411 00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,720 I'm feeling a little. 412 00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:07,570 god save all ye merry men! 413 00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:09,340 I beseech thee! 414 00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:13,330 Pray that I may join your man-- band of merry men. 415 00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:19,730 I am more than just a jolly friar,for I can have both a sword and an arrow! 416 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,040 We must support robin hood. 417 00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:23,110 oh,I'm gonna be sick! 418 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,030 Right there with you,lady. 419 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:28,140 All hail robin hood! 420 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:31,870 okay,let's go. 421 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,860 No! It's too late! 422 00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:43,720 bravo! 423 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,550 I'm sorry. 424 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,020 I'll get you a new purse. 425 00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:51,060 Fine,but that wasn't my purse. 426 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:07,910 hello. You have everything you need? 427 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,920 You just let me know. Hi!Good to see you! 428 00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:11,770 Oh,you look great! 429 00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:15,790 Mrs.Mccluskey. Hello. 430 00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:19,760 how are you? Do you remember me? 431 00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:22,920 You're bess truman,right? Of course I remember you. 432 00:21:22,930 --> 00:21:26,670 If that's your way of checking if my brain's gone all tapioca,I'm fine. 433 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:28,230 sorry. 434 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,110 So I saw your kid and your new husband. Nice catch. 435 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,540 Oh. Well,thank you. 436 00:21:32,550 --> 00:21:35,960 I'm very eager for him to experience life on wisteria lane. 437 00:21:35,970 --> 00:21:39,920 The times that dylan and I spent here were the happiest of our lives. 438 00:21:39,930 --> 00:21:41,770 Yeah? Then why'd you take off so suddenly? 439 00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:44,550 You skipped town without even saying good-bye. 440 00:21:45,450 --> 00:21:48,020 My,you do remember a lot,don't you? 441 00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:52,830 Excuse me. Really must mingle. 442 00:21:58,260 --> 00:22:00,840 I think these eggs are past their prime. 443 00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:06,680 So you just shun them and throw them away. 444 00:22:06,690 --> 00:22:10,620 Well,yeah,since mayonnaise left out in the sun can kill ya. 445 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,950 Everything okay? You seem kinda moody today. 446 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,790 Yeah,get used to it. 447 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:20,830 Okay,did I do something wrong? No.I'm sorry. 448 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,690 I'm just a little. 449 00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:24,310 you know what? Forget it. 450 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,920 Let's eat. 451 00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:29,030 yoo-hoo,susan! We saved you a place! 452 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,130 come on! We want you over here.Come on. 453 00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:41,690 oh,my god! Dylan! 454 00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:44,820 Hi. 455 00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:46,470 It's me. julie. 456 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,160 Julie's the one we were talking about. 457 00:22:48,170 --> 00:22:48,990 - Hi,honey! - Hi! 458 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,990 She was your best friend. 459 00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:56,500 Yeah,and I-I brought you a little wcome back gift. Your favorite. 460 00:22:56,510 --> 00:22:57,490 Oh,my goodness. 461 00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:00,870 You remember how much you used to love licorice? 462 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,880 I did? 463 00:23:02,890 --> 00:23:04,630 Okay. 464 00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:09,900 Come on. I've got some of the old gang I want you to meet. 465 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,490 Have fun! 466 00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:14,490 menopause? 467 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,080 Aren't you a little young for that? 468 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,730 I know. 469 00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:22,290 And you thought you married a vibrant woman in her prime,and instead,you got a wife who'S. 470 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,970 dry and dusty. 471 00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:28,270 oh,honey. 472 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,340 No,it's--it's a natural part of life. 473 00:23:30,350 --> 00:23:33,130 Yeah,the part before death. Oh! 474 00:23:33,630 --> 00:23:36,910 Look,I know that it's upsetting,but it's really not that big a deal. 475 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,070 Yes,it is! What if you wanna have kids? 476 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,240 We agreed that we didn'T. 477 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:41,210 No,you said you did. 478 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:42,990 I said I didn't,then you changed your mind. 479 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,060 What if you change it back? 480 00:23:44,070 --> 00:23:44,910 That's not gonna happen. 481 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:49,430 Listen,my last egg could be on its way down the chute at this very moment. 482 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:53,540 If you wanna have kids,you might wanna jump on it right now. 483 00:23:54,370 --> 00:23:58,990 All righ this is all very romantic,but let me be clear about this,okay? 484 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:04,450 I love you,and if kids don't happen,I'm fine with that. 485 00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:06,890 I don't want you to be fine. 486 00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:09,460 I want you to be happy. 487 00:24:09,470 --> 00:24:12,950 All right,I'm just trying to find a nice way to shut you up,so. 488 00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:21,650 yep,we're doomed. 489 00:24:24,710 --> 00:24:27,720 hey. Hey,look who's back. 490 00:24:27,730 --> 00:24:30,850 oh,my gosh. She's out of the clinic. 491 00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:34,970 Thanks,darling. 492 00:24:34,980 --> 00:24:36,570 - Hi! - Hi! 493 00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:38,060 How are you? 494 00:24:38,070 --> 00:24:41,030 - Oh,careful--the neck. - Oh,sorry. 495 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,260 Thank you all so much for the cards. 496 00:24:43,270 --> 00:24:48,100 Sometimes it takes a near tragedy to realize just how much you're loved. 497 00:24:49,210 --> 00:24:52,780 So why don't you talk to your friends,and I'll go unpack the car? 498 00:24:52,790 --> 00:24:54,880 Oh,thanks,sweetheart. 499 00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:58,690 I have to admit that I was. 500 00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:02,320 a little concerned about how you'd react when you saw me. 501 00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:05,040 But this. throwing me a party? 502 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,120 well. we just all love ya. 503 00:25:12,130 --> 00:25:15,050 and,edie,you look great. Especially. 504 00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:17,840 you know,given the circumstances. 505 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,660 You mean that I tried to hang myself. 506 00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:21,780 it's okay. 507 00:25:21,790 --> 00:25:24,180 The doctor encouraged me to talk about it. 508 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,380 Surely not over food. 509 00:25:26,390 --> 00:25:28,670 Well,carlos and i talk about it all the time. 510 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:32,800 You know,and this whole thing has just brought us closer together. 511 00:25:33,090 --> 00:25:35,990 We've actually talked about marriage. 512 00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:42,020 hello. I don't think we've met. 513 00:25:42,030 --> 00:25:44,160 I'm katherine mayfair,your new neighbor. 514 00:25:44,170 --> 00:25:47,140 Oh,edie. It's a pleasure to meet you. 515 00:25:47,820 --> 00:25:50,160 Welcome to my party. 516 00:25:55,260 --> 00:25:57,460 So I hear congratulations are in order. 517 00:25:57,470 --> 00:25:59,580 Edie just announced you're getting married. 518 00:25:59,590 --> 00:26:01,010 Best wishes! 519 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:02,180 We're not engaged. 520 00:26:02,190 --> 00:26:05,740 That was just a kind of a what if conversation. 521 00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:08,470 Really? Because she thinks you're getting married. 522 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,130 Everyone else thinks you're getting married. 523 00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:12,420 So,again,best wishes. 524 00:26:12,430 --> 00:26:14,420 Gaby,the woman tried to kill herself because I left her. 525 00:26:14,430 --> 00:26:16,080 She's not real good with disappointment. 526 00:26:16,090 --> 00:26:18,060 Neither am I! 527 00:26:18,070 --> 00:26:21,010 You told me you wanna run away together,and then I don't hear from you for a month! 528 00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:22,620 That was only because I was going through stuff with edie, 529 00:26:22,630 --> 00:26:25,210 but it doesn't mean that I wasn't thinking about you constantly. 530 00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:26,960 you were not. 531 00:26:26,970 --> 00:26:28,330 Yes,I was. 532 00:26:28,340 --> 00:26:31,350 Every second of every day. 533 00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:35,070 Yeah,well,I. 534 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,550 kind of thought about you,too. 535 00:26:38,450 --> 00:26:41,450 - I need to be with you,gaby. - Yeah? 536 00:26:42,110 --> 00:26:43,580 Prove it. 537 00:26:43,590 --> 00:26:45,330 Can you get away tonight? 538 00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:47,840 Oh,my god,are you serious? 539 00:26:47,850 --> 00:26:49,640 Damn right I am. 540 00:26:54,790 --> 00:26:57,820 I just have to be back by midnight to give edie her pills. 541 00:26:57,830 --> 00:26:58,720 What? 542 00:26:58,730 --> 00:27:00,830 If we're gonna have an affair,we've gotta be discreet. 543 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:01,950 Affair? 544 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,150 I thought we were talking about runng away together. 545 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,180 I can't do that. 546 00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:07,220 Edie's too fragile right now. 547 00:27:09,470 --> 00:27:11,420 That old battle-ax is gonna outlive us all! 548 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:12,990 Hey,don't talk about her like that. 549 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,140 Oh,far be it for me to speak ill of the future mrs.Carlos solis. 550 00:27:17,150 --> 00:27:18,420 We are not getting married! 551 00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:19,980 Best wishes! 552 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,380 no. Absolutely not. 553 00:27:28,390 --> 00:27:30,890 That's my final answer. 554 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,080 Well,talk to you later. 555 00:27:34,430 --> 00:27:35,290 That was danielle. 556 00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:38,050 Now she wants us to send a dvd player for her room. 557 00:27:38,060 --> 00:27:39,560 Well,that hardly seems extravagant. 558 00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:42,440 You're missing the point! It's a convent,not the four seasons. 559 00:27:42,450 --> 00:27:44,470 You have mustard on your chin. 560 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:49,480 I mean,it's one thing to forgive bad behavior. It's another thing to reward it. 561 00:27:49,490 --> 00:27:52,160 There are consequences for her mistakes. 562 00:27:52,890 --> 00:27:55,270 Bree! Oh,my god! 563 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,550 Are you all right? 564 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,080 Oh! No,no,I'm fine!I'm fine! 565 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:00,570 - You're bleeding! - No,no,no! 566 00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:02,560 It's just,uh--oh,it's a little barbecue sauce. 567 00:28:02,570 --> 00:28:04,510 Where is katherine's husband? 568 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,180 - He's a doctor. - She's fine. 569 00:28:06,190 --> 00:28:08,310 Adam! Adam! 570 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,620 Get over here right now! 571 00:28:10,630 --> 00:28:12,490 Bree got stabbed in the belly! 572 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:13,960 Oh,my god,are you all right? Let me take a look. 573 00:28:13,970 --> 00:28:14,920 No,it's nothing! 574 00:28:14,930 --> 00:28:18,130 Ah,uh,we were just teasing ida. 575 00:28:18,140 --> 00:28:19,860 - It's something we do. - Yes. 576 00:28:20,580 --> 00:28:23,900 look,it's a. trick ba--barbecue fork. 577 00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:25,330 We got it at a magic shop. 578 00:28:25,340 --> 00:28:27,860 Uh,see? Retractable! 579 00:28:28,670 --> 00:28:30,270 Oh,my baby! 580 00:28:33,470 --> 00:28:34,800 That's quite a trick. 581 00:28:34,810 --> 00:28:38,110 hey,let's go freak out mrs.Mccluskey. 582 00:28:39,930 --> 00:28:41,800 he's such a scamp. 583 00:28:48,690 --> 00:28:50,280 Psycho mom at 5:00. 584 00:28:50,290 --> 00:28:53,020 You say the word,she gets a face full of pig bones. 585 00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:56,450 Aw,my hero. 586 00:28:56,460 --> 00:28:58,360 I can handle her. 587 00:28:59,770 --> 00:29:00,990 lynette. 588 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,830 I just spoke with helen,and imagine my surprise when she told me 589 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,730 that you'd not started on the decorations for the gala. 590 00:29:06,740 --> 00:29:08,150 I'm in charge of decorations? 591 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:12,970 Yes,which you would've known had you bothered to pick up the packet. 592 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,890 I don't want to hear it. 593 00:29:21,070 --> 00:29:22,610 Okay. 594 00:29:24,380 --> 00:29:26,250 piggyback,mommy. 595 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,670 I'm sorry,sweetie. 596 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,660 I'm just-- I'm just too tired right now. 597 00:29:33,670 --> 00:29:36,450 Here,honey,I'll get ya. 598 00:29:38,790 --> 00:29:40,040 yes! 599 00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:45,170 Mommy has to conserve her energy for more important things. 600 00:29:54,130 --> 00:29:57,200 We are not throwing in the towel over a minor mishap. 601 00:29:57,210 --> 00:29:59,420 How many more mishaps are we gonna get away with? 602 00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:01,490 Yesterday,it was an old woman in the macy's shoe department. 603 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,220 Today,a magic fork in the belly. 604 00:30:03,230 --> 00:30:07,520 Pretty soon,this whole charade will completely unravel,and we will be humiliated. 605 00:30:07,530 --> 00:30:08,930 We're already in too deep. 606 00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:12,630 We could go on a trip,tell people you miscarried while we were away. 607 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,510 And then what would happen to the baby? 608 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,290 Well,danielle would keep it. 609 00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:18,650 You think danielle could raise this child? 610 00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:19,650 Orson,you've seen her in action. 611 00:30:19,660 --> 00:30:22,310 She's--she's shallow,and she's--she's selfish! 612 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,540 She would ruin this child's life! 613 00:30:23,550 --> 00:30:25,270 How can you say that? 614 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,530 Because I'm her mother. 615 00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:33,140 And I know what I've created,and that's the real humiliation. 616 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,620 Orson. 617 00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:42,320 is child deserves better. 618 00:30:42,330 --> 00:30:45,130 And I know what to do now. Please. 619 00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:48,130 please let me try. 620 00:30:49,710 --> 00:30:51,850 So. 621 00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:54,990 really,what you want is a second chance? 622 00:30:55,410 --> 00:30:58,160 Well,would that be so horrible? 623 00:31:03,090 --> 00:31:04,960 Well,then. 624 00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:09,610 let the charade continue. 625 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,770 - So you're bailing on me now? - I know. 626 00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:22,870 - The timing is terrible. - Damn right! 627 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,350 It's three weeks before the gala. 628 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,800 I just didn't realize how tired I would be when I took this on. 629 00:31:26,810 --> 00:31:28,060 Oh,we're all tired,lynette. 630 00:31:28,070 --> 00:31:30,430 But some of us still manage to honor our commitments. 631 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,630 Okay,I'm gonna be honest with you. 632 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:36,540 - I haven't been feeling that great lately. - Oh,don't whine to me about your aches and pains. 633 00:31:36,550 --> 00:31:38,710 I've had the sammigraine since '87. 634 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:42,370 And my knee's so bad,I can't even use the treadmill anymore. 635 00:31:42,850 --> 00:31:44,240 Yeah. 636 00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:46,710 That's rough. 637 00:31:48,260 --> 00:31:50,160 By the way. 638 00:31:55,590 --> 00:31:57,710 I have cancer. 639 00:32:00,410 --> 00:32:02,380 I'll give helen a call. 640 00:32:17,630 --> 00:32:22,530 so I am halfway through chemo,and my doctor is very confident 641 00:32:22,540 --> 00:32:26,360 that I'm going to beat this,so you can all relax. 642 00:32:26,650 --> 00:32:28,230 I'm not going to die. 643 00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:36,250 Well,not unless we kill you. 644 00:32:37,660 --> 00:32:40,670 Damn it,lynette. What did we say after mary alice. 645 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,470 after edie? Why didn't they tell us? 646 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,510 We're your friends. Why would you shut us out? 647 00:32:46,830 --> 00:32:52,600 I just liked being able to throw on my wig and join you guys for a cup of coffee 648 00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:55,520 and a good gossip about the new neighbors. 649 00:32:55,530 --> 00:32:59,360 You know,for five minutes,I could pretend I wasn't a sick person. 650 00:33:00,850 --> 00:33:04,530 But once your friends know you're sick,you can't pretend anymore 651 00:33:04,540 --> 00:33:08,110 'cause you can see it in their eyes-- 652 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,050 the fear,the pity. 653 00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:14,610 Is that all you see in our eyes? 654 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,480 No. No,of course not. 655 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,020 You know what? Let's make a pact. 656 00:33:28,030 --> 00:33:30,100 No more secrets. 657 00:33:30,110 --> 00:33:36,480 From now on,we tell each other every shocking detail of our lives. 658 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:42,860 - I'm in. - Me,too. 659 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,020 You with us? 660 00:33:48,670 --> 00:33:50,780 Absolutely. 661 00:33:52,580 --> 00:33:55,450 No more secrets. 662 00:34:00,570 --> 00:34:03,530 You're right. I'm not happy.Let's talk. 663 00:34:06,860 --> 00:34:11,580 All I'm saying is I just wanna know that i come first with you. 664 00:34:11,590 --> 00:34:14,790 Sometimes I feel less like your wife than a possession. 665 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,170 It's demeaning. It's--it'S. 666 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:18,850 why are you smiling right now? 667 00:34:18,860 --> 00:34:20,130 Because this is fantastic. 668 00:34:20,140 --> 00:34:23,430 After weeks of shutting me out,you're finally telling me how you feel. 669 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,580 We should do this all the time. 670 00:34:24,590 --> 00:34:27,240 Well,it's hard when you're so busy. 671 00:34:30,530 --> 00:34:36,050 maybe we should go away and just take a couple weeksr a month. 672 00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:40,030 Let's rediscover wt it was that made us fall in love to begin with. 673 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:43,040 That is a great idea. Let's do it. 674 00:34:43,050 --> 00:34:44,660 How's next week? 675 00:34:44,670 --> 00:34:46,210 Let's see here. 676 00:34:48,810 --> 00:34:51,920 well,I've got the meeting with the school board on tuesday. 677 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,960 And the end of the month,I've got that conference in washington--oh,shoot. 678 00:34:55,970 --> 00:34:59,380 I've got the groundbreaking for the new civic center. 679 00:34:59,390 --> 00:35:01,190 dad's birthday. 680 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,880 economic development forum. 681 00:35:04,830 --> 00:35:05,990 how about april? 682 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,480 I can give you two whole weeks in april. 683 00:35:13,950 --> 00:35:15,290 I'll see you later,babe. 684 00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:16,740 Where you going? 685 00:35:17,140 --> 00:35:19,370 To scavo's for a few beers. 686 00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:21,010 Can I come? 687 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,510 - no. - Why not? 688 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:28,310 Edie,I know you've been through a lot lately,but I can't hold your hand 24 hours a day. 689 00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:33,970 If you want this relationship to work,you gotta give me some downtime. 690 00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:47,190 okay,so I managed to get away from edie. 691 00:35:47,530 --> 00:35:49,110 What do you want? 692 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,760 To get you away from edie. 693 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,560 oh,come on. You have to remember your boyfriend joey miller. 694 00:36:08,570 --> 00:36:10,540 You used to chase him around the jungle gym. 695 00:36:10,550 --> 00:36:11,290 Really? 696 00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:14,970 You'd think I would've gone for this guy with the sexy finger up his nose. 697 00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:18,580 so you don't remember any of the kids we used to play with? 698 00:36:18,590 --> 00:36:19,980 No. 699 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,970 To be honest,I don't remember anything about living here. 700 00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:25,680 Really? 701 00:36:27,820 --> 00:36:31,270 So. what is your earliest memory? 702 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,250 I don't know if this is a memory,but. 703 00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:40,900 for years,I've had this creepy dream. 704 00:36:41,610 --> 00:36:43,800 I'm really little, 705 00:36:43,810 --> 00:36:48,450 and there's a guy in my room,and he tries to grab me. 706 00:36:49,050 --> 00:36:50,990 That is creepy. 707 00:36:51,870 --> 00:36:53,950 Have--have you ever. 708 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,320 talked to somebody about it? 709 00:36:57,420 --> 00:36:59,660 You mean like a therapist? 710 00:37:00,310 --> 00:37:05,830 my old babysitter suggested that,but my mom got mad and said no. 711 00:37:06,290 --> 00:37:08,900 - Really? - Yeah. 712 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,010 Then she fired the babysitter. 713 00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:20,770 - susan? - I'm in here. 714 00:37:22,030 --> 00:37:24,120 Uh,your front door was open. 715 00:37:24,390 --> 00:37:25,750 No problem. 716 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,910 Um,what's up? 717 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:31,880 First,let me just say this is one of the more embarrassing moments of my career, 718 00:37:31,890 --> 00:37:34,680 and you have every right to hate me. 719 00:37:35,050 --> 00:37:37,400 Adam,I have no idea what you're talking about. 720 00:37:37,410 --> 00:37:41,230 Well,your test results came back,and your estrogen levels are fine. 721 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:42,750 You're not about to start menopause. 722 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,270 Really? that's fantastic! 723 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,260 - There's more. - More? 724 00:37:49,930 --> 00:37:52,110 You're pregnant. 725 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,810 What? Wh-what did he just say? 726 00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:00,430 I'm pregnant? 727 00:38:02,630 --> 00:38:05,200 He said I'm pregnant. 728 00:38:16,050 --> 00:38:19,120 I have never been happier. 729 00:38:19,780 --> 00:38:22,450 Well,now I believe you. 730 00:38:29,450 --> 00:38:31,310 there you are. 731 00:38:31,950 --> 00:38:33,230 I'm sorry. 732 00:38:33,650 --> 00:38:35,560 I got in late last night. I didn't want to wake you. 733 00:38:35,570 --> 00:38:38,330 You don't have to explain. 734 00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:40,100 I trust you. 735 00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:42,710 well,good. Yoshould. 736 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:45,600 I just wish you trusted me a bit more. 737 00:38:45,610 --> 00:38:47,190 What are you talking about? 738 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,530 Why didn't you ever tell me about your offshore bank account? 739 00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:54,770 What? 740 00:38:55,270 --> 00:39:00,680 Well,you know,the one in the cayman islands with $10 million in it. 741 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,460 I miss you when you're gone. 742 00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:12,400 Going through your things makes me feel like you're with me. 743 00:39:12,770 --> 00:39:15,350 Okay,um,I know how this looks. 744 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:16,780 What did you think I was gonna do? 745 00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:18,580 Tell people? 746 00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:22,130 Turn you in? Try to get my little hands on it? 747 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,280 I don't care about money,carlos. 748 00:39:26,290 --> 00:39:28,880 All I care about is you. 749 00:39:29,940 --> 00:39:34,210 That's why this relationship is going to work. 750 00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:38,750 You can trust me with your secrets, 751 00:39:39,370 --> 00:39:44,150 just like I can trust you not to hurt me. 752 00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:59,040 there is a certain time of morning. 753 00:39:59,050 --> 00:40:02,100 It occurs after kids have left for school 754 00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:05,310 and husbands have headed off for work. 755 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:11,870 It's a time when women think of the secrets they've been keeping from their friends. 756 00:40:12,490 --> 00:40:17,290 and how shocked they would be if the truth was discovered. 757 00:40:17,830 --> 00:40:23,430 and how they'll do everything in their power to keep that from happening. 758 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,790 But what of those lucky women who have no secrets left to keep? 759 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,550 What do they think about every morning? 760 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,350 Hey! 761 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,190 Is something wrong? 762 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,230 It's just. 763 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,980 dylan and i used to be best friends. 764 00:40:44,660 --> 00:40:47,140 I mean,we did everything together. 765 00:40:47,150 --> 00:40:50,100 I know. She was like a sister to you. 766 00:40:50,110 --> 00:40:51,960 Well. 767 00:40:52,670 --> 00:40:55,410 that girl that I've been hanging out with. 768 00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:59,630 and I know this is gonna sound crazy,but. 769 00:41:00,780 --> 00:41:03,180 that's not the same girl. 770 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:14,500 these women spend their mornings thinking of their neighbors 771 00:41:14,510 --> 00:41:18,150 and the secrets.they may be keeping. 772 00:41:26,710 --> 00:41:28,960 There you are. I've been calling you. 773 00:41:37,770 --> 00:41:40,240 - Is this the room? - Yes. 774 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,490 Dylan's been asking me if she can move in here. 775 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:46,270 So let her. 776 00:41:47,270 --> 00:41:49,720 You may remember what happened here,but she can'T. 777 00:41:49,730 --> 00:41:51,680 Doesn't matter. 778 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:55,360 - I won't allow it - hey,you okay? 779 00:41:56,550 --> 00:41:59,280 Did we make a mistak coming back here? 780 00:41:59,690 --> 00:42:01,940 Did we have a choice? 56912

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