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previously on.
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susan and mike finally tied the knot.
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Lynette got some disturbing news.
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Where the hell do you get off having cancer and not telling me about it?
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Mom.
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Bree returned from her trip.
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holy crap!
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- With a surprise.
- There you go.
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Gaby married victor.
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Gaby is the smartest thing you've ever done.
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With her bringing in the latino vote,
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the governor's mansion's as good as yours.
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While carlos.
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why are you so reluctant to make a commitment to me?
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Ended it with edie.
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I am done with you.
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But the search for true happiness
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led to events that were unexpected and distinctly.
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desperate.
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the first thing you should know is that edie britt never actually intended to die,
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but someone she loved was trying to leave her.
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So she planned every detail,
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from the silk scarf she'd hang by to the suicide note detailing her despair.
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Now all edie had to do.
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was wait.
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for her beloved to come home.
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Hey,edie!
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I'm here to get my stuff.
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You see,to hold on to her man,
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edie knew she'd have to find the perfect moment to let go.
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Hey,carlos!
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Sadly for edie.
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can I talk to you?
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Her timing was fatally flawed.
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mrs.Mccluskey?
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I need to show you something.
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Come here.
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What's this?
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those are trash cans.
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I know they're trash cans,smart-ass.
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I'm asking what they're doing out on a saturday night when the trash got picked up on thursday.
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Fine.
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I will take them in.
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Happy now?
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Carlos.
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what the hell is that?
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And this is how carlos solis arrived just in the nick of time to save the life of edie britt.
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oh,baby.
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What did you do?
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Come on,you gotta wake up.
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Come on,please?
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Of course,had he known what she was about to do to his life.
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he would've let her hang there.
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DH
Season 4 Episode 1
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There is a certain time of night,
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after children have been put to bed and husbands have begun snoring,
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that women lie awake and think of the secrets they've been keeping from their friends.
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It might be an impromptu wedding.
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or a recently diagnosed tumor.
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or a make-believe pregnancy.
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Regardless,it's all they will think of.
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until something comes along to remind them that other people have secrets,too.
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Carlos.
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how is she? What did the doctors say?
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Uh,theye got edie on a ventilator,but she's gonna be okay.
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What the hell happened? How could she pull a stunt like this?
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Uh,she left a note which pretty much blames me.
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Oh,sweetie.
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I can't believe this is happening.
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It's like mary alice all over again.
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Yes,but the good news is she's gonna live.
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I know it's her wedding night,but do you think we should call gaby?
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Oh,crap.
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gaby?
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You know,this betr be one hell of a wedding night,
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considering how long you're taking in there.
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Trust me,victor.
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This will be a night you'll never forget.
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let's get out of here.
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what?
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I'm serious.You,me-- just screw it all.
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Let'S.
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let's run away together.
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I just got married.
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There are 200 people out there waiting for me to lead a conga line.
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Gaby,you just said you don't feel like victor really loves you,
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and you know I do.I've never stopped.
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I can't dump him on our wedding day.
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That's a horrible thing to do,even to vict.
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He'll get over it,but I've never gotten over losing you,
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and I won't let it happen again!
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gaby,you in here?
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Gaby?
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I was.
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just counting gifts.
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oh,that's fine.I-I was actually looking for that publicist guy.
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- You haven't seen him,have you?
- Nope.
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Okay.
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I'll give you a holler when I need you.
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come on!
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Who doesn't wear underwear on their wedding day?
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oh,focus,you idiot!
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Come on.When are we leaving?
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so we're doing this?
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Great.
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Uh,it'll take me a few hours to get stuff together.
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I'm gonna pick you up tonight.Just be packed and ready to go.
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Okay.Wait!
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Aren't you gonna kiss the bride?
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finally!
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carlos,where the hell are you?
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I'm at the hospital.
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Edie tried to kill herself tonight.
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Oh,my god! Is she okay?
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I found her just in time,but obviously,i can't come pick you up tonight.
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Okay,that's all right.
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I'll just take a cab and meet you.
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Gaby,I can't leave edie now.
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Look,maybe in a couple weeks.
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In a few weeks? What?
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No! It has to be tonight!
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Victor's in the bedroom right now waiting to consummate.
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And edie's on a ventilator.
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Look,you don't have to stay with victor.
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You have a house.
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Okay,you know,running away with you on my wedding night was crazy enough.
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But runninaway to be alone is insane!
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Gaby,please,she needs me.
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Can't you just wait?
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No!
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I would rather try and work it out with victor.
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gaby,are you coming to bed?
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one month later
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Happy 1-month anniversary.
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I didn't know we were doing this.
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Well,we've just been so happy thlast four weeks,I thought we should celebrate.
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you are happy,right?
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Yeah.
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I've never been happier.
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Aw,that's sweet.
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I don't believe you.
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- Susan
- I watch you sometimes,and you seem very.
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disconnected,like something's missing.
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Nothing is missing.
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So our life together is exactly how you pictured it?
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You've gotten everything you wanted?
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Yeah,pretty much.
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"Pretty much" means there is something that you want that you don't have.
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How can I give it to you if you don't tell me what it is?
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Susan,I swear,I am ecstatically,beyond my wildest dreams,lip-smackingly happy.
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You got it?
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This marriage is doomed.
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hey,a moving van just pulled up.
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Oh,andrew,I'm having problems with my strap.
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Could you help me?
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Look,I told you three weeks ago I was no longer participating in your little hoax,
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and that includes strapping you in.
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Oh,for heaven's sakes.
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Orson,could you come help me,please?
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I'll remember this the next time you want money for leather pants.
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People are gonna find out,all right?
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And then we're gonna all look like idiots.
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Well,not if we're careful.
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This isn't the '50s,okay?
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Teenage girls get pregnant all the time.
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I mean,my ex-lab partner's practically a grandmother.
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Look,this family's reputation is already hanging by a thread.
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I mean,first people thought that your stepfather was a wife killer,
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then your sister takes up with her history teacher,
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and now we're supposed to parade a little bastard up and down the street.
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We might as well sit on the porch and play banjos.
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Bree,you know,there's a moving van next door.
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mom,are you awake?
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Okay,honey.
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Just give me a minute.
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Give me a minute.
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My wig is gone.
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- Where is it?
- It's on the nightstand.
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No! No,I'm looking at the nightstand,and all I see are a few stray hairs
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and this sports blooper dv you thought would cheer me up.
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Peyton manning is funny.
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mom!
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Hey,I'm coming!
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Hey,don't just sit there like a lump!
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Come on! Help me look!
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Oh,goD.Honey,this is one of those moments when it occurs to me that wouldn't it be easier
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if we just told everyone that you have cancer?
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I found it.
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Look,I mean,I get not wanting to scare the kids,
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buto keep all of our friends in the dark.
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look,I can deal with the chemo.
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I can deal with people telling me my hair has never looked better.
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But what I cannot deal with is the pity,so we are doing it my way.
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You were crooked.
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hey,sweetie,what's up?
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There's a moving van across the street.
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so you want it listed right away?
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And don't worry about getting top dollar.
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I want this place priced to move.
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What's going on here?
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I'm meeting with our realtor.
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Gaby,you remember gil.
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I remember telling you I wasn't ready to sell the house yet.
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Gil,could you give us a minute,please?
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Yeah.
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Gaby,we agreed that after we got married,you would sell the house.
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I still have a lot of stuff here.
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Well,my house is over 10,000 square feet.
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I'm pretty sure there are closets.
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I'm just not in a rush to unload this house,okay?
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This was my home.I was very happy here.
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But we've got a new home now.
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Aren't you happy there?
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Yeah,it's a great house.
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Well,good.
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Then sell this place.
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What are you waiting for?
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I'm not waiting for anything.
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Look,a moving van.
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New neighbors.What do we know?
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Well,uh,dining chairs.There's a clue.
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Yes.It proves they eat sitting down.
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No,I mean they're stickley.
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It means they have taste.
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And money.
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They've been remodeling for weeks.
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I wish edie were here.
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Without her,there's no one to give us the dish.
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Yet another illustration of the fundamental selfishness of suicide.
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Do you think this is them?
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oh,my god.Katherine.
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katherine!
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susan!
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I cannot believe it has been 12 years.
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You haven't changed a bit.
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Well,you clearly have.Your eyesight's going.
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How's your aunt?
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Katherine used to live here with mrs.Sims.
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not very well,I'm afraid.
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That's really the reason why we moved back.
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I didn't want poor aunt lily to spend her final days in a nursing home.
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That is so kind of you.
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yeah,it is.
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oh,and as luck would have it,my husband found a job here.
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Adam,could you wave or something?
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Hello,ladies.
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I look forward to meeting you when I'm a little less sweaty.
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he's a cutie.
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What does he do?
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He's a doctor.
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Okay,don't take this personally,but we hate you.
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Mom?
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I finished unpacking my room.
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Do you need any help?
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Oh,my god.
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This is not little dylan.
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I'm susan,julie's mom.
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She is gonna be so excited to see you.
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Great.
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Who's julie again?
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Honey,you remember--your best friend when you were little.
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Oh,right.
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Why don't you go help your stepfather with the last few boxes?
266
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,890
It's nice meetg you all.
267
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,720
what a beautiful family.
268
00:13:06,730 --> 00:13:09,070
I feel so lucky to have you for a neighbor.
269
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,920
No,i am the lucky one.
270
00:13:10,930 --> 00:13:12,300
Look at my view.
271
00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:15,390
Your garden is absolutely breathtaking.
272
00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:19,520
And that pine tree in the backyard.
273
00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:21,210
it's my pride and joy.
274
00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:24,560
Oh,it absolutely kills me to have to ask you to cut it down.
275
00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:27,090
Excuse me?
276
00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:32,000
Well,I'm sorry,but I'm not gonna be able to grow my prize-winning vegetables with that tree blocking all the sunlight.
277
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,900
Oh,well,I'm--I'm sorry about your vegetables,
278
00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:39,080
but that pine shields my view of the purcells' backyard,
279
00:13:39,090 --> 00:13:41,250
and if you had ever seen mr.Purcell sunbathe,
280
00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:44,090
well,you'd know exactly what that tree means to me.
281
00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:46,790
well,I don't want to quarrel.
282
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:50,870
We will not touch that tree until we have come up with a solution to our problem.
283
00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:55,180
Curtains,perhaps.
284
00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:58,460
So you're back.
285
00:13:58,470 --> 00:13:59,810
How fun.
286
00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:03,270
I should have a brunch so that everyone can get to know you.
287
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,220
No,no need.
288
00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:05,360
I'm having a barbecue this saturday.
289
00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:07,030
I'm inviting the whole neighborhood.
290
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,380
Oh,you don't need to do that.
291
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,320
I insist.
292
00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:12,520
I have missed wisteria lane so much,
293
00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,730
and I wanna do something special for my dear,old friends.
294
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,030
and all you lovely newcomers.
295
00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:29,520
the nice thing about this fake pregnancy is my feet don't swell.
296
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:35,220
I mean,I'd never be able to squeeze into these sling-backs if I really was 8 12 months pregnant.
297
00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:40,280
bree!
298
00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:42,130
Don't you look radiant!
299
00:14:42,610 --> 00:14:44,450
Well,hello,mrs.Mckeever.
300
00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:49,290
Well,I heard that you were expecting,but I had no idea how far along you were.
301
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,620
May I?
302
00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:52,200
There's no need.
303
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,730
the baby's just not kicking right now.
304
00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:58,540
Sometimes,if you give them a little jiggle,you can get them to move.
305
00:14:58,550 --> 00:15:00,980
Oh,she doesn't really wanna be jiggled right now.
306
00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:02,450
She's very sensitive down there.
307
00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:03,840
But I'll be gentle.
308
00:15:03,850 --> 00:15:07,430
You know,in my day,mothers thought that it was good luck.
309
00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:10,790
Perhaps I need to make my point a little more clearly.
310
00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:14,020
Bree,you're hurting me!
311
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:15,730
Is there a problem here?
312
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,200
No,not at all!
313
00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:20,970
I'm just saying hello to a very dear friend of mine.
314
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,230
are you gonna back off now?
315
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:31,390
car's here,dear.
316
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,620
Lovely to see you,mrs.Mckeever.
317
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,100
Why must old ladies always do that?
318
00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:40,530
I don't know,but you've got to stop roughing them up.
319
00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:45,610
I'm sorry,susan.
320
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:47,910
Dr.Gorenberg just had a patient go into labor.
321
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,480
His new partner is covering for him,if you're comfortable with that.
322
00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:51,580
Sure.
323
00:15:51,590 --> 00:15:53,280
I'm just here for a checkup.
324
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,230
Doctor?
325
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,570
Thank you.
326
00:15:58,350 --> 00:15:59,830
I'm dr.Mayfair.
327
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,310
I'm gonnA.
328
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,020
hold it.Have we met?
329
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,360
Yes.Yesterday.
330
00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,350
Susan mayer.
331
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,670
Your new neighbor.
332
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,050
Right.
333
00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,570
I-I didn't know you were.
334
00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:13,470
this kind of doctor.
335
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,330
I sure am.
336
00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:21,920
Listen,um.
337
00:16:22,890 --> 00:16:25,570
- maybe this isn't-
- feet up,please.
338
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:27,410
Okay.
339
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:31,170
And scootch down.
340
00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:41,550
It's just that it's weird,you know,considering you're.
341
00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:43,670
where'd you go?
342
00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:49,970
and relax.
343
00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:52,970
sorry.
344
00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:55,980
And relax.
345
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,220
sorry.
346
00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:02,620
And relax.
347
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:03,520
Sorry.
348
00:17:03,530 --> 00:17:07,710
Um,hey,not to change the subject,but when is dr.Gorenberg coming back?
349
00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:09,620
Almost done.
350
00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:14,600
you know,katherine has talked about you for years.
351
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:16,910
It's nice to finally put a face to the name.
352
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,950
lynette!
353
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,300
Muriel.How are you doing?
354
00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:39,290
What's up?
355
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,600
You look good.
356
00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,740
Don't try to sweet-talk me,lynette scavo.
357
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,130
I am fit to be tied.
358
00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:50,510
Did you or did you not volunteer to run the fund-raising gala?
359
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,530
Yeah.
360
00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:53,000
Things have been a little weird lately--
361
00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:56,310
don't even think of wriggling out of this,lynette.
362
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,930
Every other third grade mom has chaired an event.
363
00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:01,840
It is your tur
364
00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:05,480
okay.I'll jump right on it.
365
00:18:05,490 --> 00:18:06,550
Great.
366
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,990
Okay.
367
00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:10,420
See.
368
00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:14,830
that's where someone with half a brain would have played the cancer card.
369
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:15,880
I can handle it.
370
00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:17,000
Like hell.
371
00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:18,500
You've been nauseous all day from the chemo.
372
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,190
you shouldn't even be here!
373
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,170
It's my life.
374
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,700
Some stupid disease is not gonna keep me from living it.
375
00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:26,240
Besides,parker's expecting to see me.
376
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:30,580
There.
377
00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:31,650
He saw you.
378
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,670
We'll duck out when the lights go down.
379
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,380
He's gonna be watching for me all day.
380
00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:36,360
He's one of the leads.
381
00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:38,040
He's friar tuck.
382
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,570
It's a thankless role.
383
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,930
well,everything seems normal.
384
00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:53,050
But you say you've been having irregular periods.
385
00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:54,130
Yeah.
386
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:56,500
You know,one month off,two months on.
387
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,880
That happens,right?
388
00:18:57,890 --> 00:18:59,690
Ever experience night sweats?
389
00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:02,370
Um,sometimes.
390
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:03,650
But mike's a big spooner.
391
00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,680
He's like sleeping with a hibachi.
392
00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:09,020
um,how about hot flashes?
393
00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,310
Okay,whoa.
394
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,890
I'm gonna stop you right there.
395
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,190
I am way too young for that.Please refer to your chart.
396
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:18,910
Susan,I know for a lot of women the word "menopause" has negative connotations.
397
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:24,390
They hear,um,"aging," "brittle bones," um,"loss of sexual desire."
398
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,520
Okay,before we go any further,can I check those diplomas?
399
00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:31,260
'Cause I would just like to make sure that they're not from some med school in the philippines.
400
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:33,010
Look,there's a simple blood test we can use to find out.
401
00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:34,180
I don't need any test!
402
00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:36,040
I am not old enough for menopause.
403
00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:40,170
Now I don't know what kind of nonsense they taught you at.
404
00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:45,430
harvard medical school,class of.'97?
405
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,910
Oh,my god!
406
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,540
I am old!
407
00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:50,790
Just give me the damn test.
408
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,360
we will live in these woods till our work is donE.
409
00:19:55,730 --> 00:20:00,360
If the sheriff comes,we will drive him away with our bows and arrows.
410
00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:03,930
You okay?
411
00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,720
I'm feeling a little.
412
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:07,570
god save all ye merry men!
413
00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:09,340
I beseech thee!
414
00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:13,330
Pray that I may join your man-- band of merry men.
415
00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:19,730
I am more than just a jolly friar,for I can have both a sword and an arrow!
416
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,040
We must support robin hood.
417
00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:23,110
oh,I'm gonna be sick!
418
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,030
Right there with you,lady.
419
00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:28,140
All hail robin hood!
420
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:31,870
okay,let's go.
421
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,860
No! It's too late!
422
00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:43,720
bravo!
423
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,550
I'm sorry.
424
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,020
I'll get you a new purse.
425
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:51,060
Fine,but that wasn't my purse.
426
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:07,910
hello. You have everything you need?
427
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,920
You just let me know.
Hi!Good to see you!
428
00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:11,770
Oh,you look great!
429
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:15,790
Mrs.Mccluskey. Hello.
430
00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:19,760
how are you? Do you remember me?
431
00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:22,920
You're bess truman,right?
Of course I remember you.
432
00:21:22,930 --> 00:21:26,670
If that's your way of checking if
my brain's gone all tapioca,I'm fine.
433
00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:28,230
sorry.
434
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,110
So I saw your kid and your
new husband. Nice catch.
435
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,540
Oh. Well,thank you.
436
00:21:32,550 --> 00:21:35,960
I'm very eager for him to
experience life on wisteria lane.
437
00:21:35,970 --> 00:21:39,920
The times that dylan and I spent
here were the happiest of our lives.
438
00:21:39,930 --> 00:21:41,770
Yeah? Then why'd you
take off so suddenly?
439
00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:44,550
You skipped town without
even saying good-bye.
440
00:21:45,450 --> 00:21:48,020
My,you do remember a lot,don't you?
441
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:52,830
Excuse me. Really must mingle.
442
00:21:58,260 --> 00:22:00,840
I think these eggs are past their prime.
443
00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:06,680
So you just shun them
and throw them away.
444
00:22:06,690 --> 00:22:10,620
Well,yeah,since mayonnaise
left out in the sun can kill ya.
445
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,950
Everything okay? You
seem kinda moody today.
446
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,790
Yeah,get used to it.
447
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:20,830
Okay,did I do something
wrong? No.I'm sorry.
448
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,690
I'm just a little.
449
00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:24,310
you know what? Forget it.
450
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,920
Let's eat.
451
00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:29,030
yoo-hoo,susan! We saved you a place!
452
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,130
come on! We want you over here.Come on.
453
00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:41,690
oh,my god! Dylan!
454
00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:44,820
Hi.
455
00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:46,470
It's me. julie.
456
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,160
Julie's the one we were talking about.
457
00:22:48,170 --> 00:22:48,990
- Hi,honey!
- Hi!
458
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,990
She was your best friend.
459
00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:56,500
Yeah,and I-I brought you a little
wcome back gift. Your favorite.
460
00:22:56,510 --> 00:22:57,490
Oh,my goodness.
461
00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:00,870
You remember how much
you used to love licorice?
462
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,880
I did?
463
00:23:02,890 --> 00:23:04,630
Okay.
464
00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:09,900
Come on. I've got some of the
old gang I want you to meet.
465
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,490
Have fun!
466
00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:14,490
menopause?
467
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,080
Aren't you a little young for that?
468
00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,730
I know.
469
00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:22,290
And you thought you married a vibrant woman
in her prime,and instead,you got a wife who'S.
470
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,970
dry and dusty.
471
00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:28,270
oh,honey.
472
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,340
No,it's--it's a
natural part of life.
473
00:23:30,350 --> 00:23:33,130
Yeah,the part before death. Oh!
474
00:23:33,630 --> 00:23:36,910
Look,I know that it's upsetting,but
it's really not that big a deal.
475
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,070
Yes,it is! What if you wanna have kids?
476
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,240
We agreed that we didn'T.
477
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:41,210
No,you said you did.
478
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:42,990
I said I didn't,then
you changed your mind.
479
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,060
What if you change it back?
480
00:23:44,070 --> 00:23:44,910
That's not gonna happen.
481
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:49,430
Listen,my last egg could be on its
way down the chute at this very moment.
482
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:53,540
If you wanna have kids,you
might wanna jump on it right now.
483
00:23:54,370 --> 00:23:58,990
All righ this is all very romantic,but
let me be clear about this,okay?
484
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:04,450
I love you,and if kids don't
happen,I'm fine with that.
485
00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:06,890
I don't want you to be fine.
486
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:09,460
I want you to be happy.
487
00:24:09,470 --> 00:24:12,950
All right,I'm just trying to
find a nice way to shut you up,so.
488
00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:21,650
yep,we're doomed.
489
00:24:24,710 --> 00:24:27,720
hey. Hey,look who's back.
490
00:24:27,730 --> 00:24:30,850
oh,my gosh. She's out of the clinic.
491
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:34,970
Thanks,darling.
492
00:24:34,980 --> 00:24:36,570
- Hi!
- Hi!
493
00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:38,060
How are you?
494
00:24:38,070 --> 00:24:41,030
- Oh,careful--the
neck. - Oh,sorry.
495
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,260
Thank you all so much for the cards.
496
00:24:43,270 --> 00:24:48,100
Sometimes it takes a near tragedy to
realize just how much you're loved.
497
00:24:49,210 --> 00:24:52,780
So why don't you talk to your
friends,and I'll go unpack the car?
498
00:24:52,790 --> 00:24:54,880
Oh,thanks,sweetheart.
499
00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:58,690
I have to admit that I was.
500
00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:02,320
a little concerned about how
you'd react when you saw me.
501
00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:05,040
But this. throwing me a party?
502
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,120
well. we just all love ya.
503
00:25:12,130 --> 00:25:15,050
and,edie,you look great. Especially.
504
00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:17,840
you know,given the circumstances.
505
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,660
You mean that I tried to hang myself.
506
00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:21,780
it's okay.
507
00:25:21,790 --> 00:25:24,180
The doctor encouraged
me to talk about it.
508
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,380
Surely not over food.
509
00:25:26,390 --> 00:25:28,670
Well,carlos and i talk
about it all the time.
510
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:32,800
You know,and this whole thing has
just brought us closer together.
511
00:25:33,090 --> 00:25:35,990
We've actually talked about marriage.
512
00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:42,020
hello. I don't think we've met.
513
00:25:42,030 --> 00:25:44,160
I'm katherine mayfair,your new neighbor.
514
00:25:44,170 --> 00:25:47,140
Oh,edie. It's a pleasure to meet you.
515
00:25:47,820 --> 00:25:50,160
Welcome to my party.
516
00:25:55,260 --> 00:25:57,460
So I hear congratulations are in order.
517
00:25:57,470 --> 00:25:59,580
Edie just announced
you're getting married.
518
00:25:59,590 --> 00:26:01,010
Best wishes!
519
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:02,180
We're not engaged.
520
00:26:02,190 --> 00:26:05,740
That was just a kind of
a what if conversation.
521
00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:08,470
Really? Because she thinks
you're getting married.
522
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,130
Everyone else thinks
you're getting married.
523
00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:12,420
So,again,best wishes.
524
00:26:12,430 --> 00:26:14,420
Gaby,the woman tried to kill
herself because I left her.
525
00:26:14,430 --> 00:26:16,080
She's not real good with disappointment.
526
00:26:16,090 --> 00:26:18,060
Neither am I!
527
00:26:18,070 --> 00:26:21,010
You told me you wanna run away together,and
then I don't hear from you for a month!
528
00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:22,620
That was only because I was
going through stuff with edie,
529
00:26:22,630 --> 00:26:25,210
but it doesn't mean that I wasn't
thinking about you constantly.
530
00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:26,960
you were not.
531
00:26:26,970 --> 00:26:28,330
Yes,I was.
532
00:26:28,340 --> 00:26:31,350
Every second of every day.
533
00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:35,070
Yeah,well,I.
534
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,550
kind of thought about you,too.
535
00:26:38,450 --> 00:26:41,450
- I need to be with you,gaby.
- Yeah?
536
00:26:42,110 --> 00:26:43,580
Prove it.
537
00:26:43,590 --> 00:26:45,330
Can you get away tonight?
538
00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:47,840
Oh,my god,are you serious?
539
00:26:47,850 --> 00:26:49,640
Damn right I am.
540
00:26:54,790 --> 00:26:57,820
I just have to be back by
midnight to give edie her pills.
541
00:26:57,830 --> 00:26:58,720
What?
542
00:26:58,730 --> 00:27:00,830
If we're gonna have an
affair,we've gotta be discreet.
543
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:01,950
Affair?
544
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,150
I thought we were talking
about runng away together.
545
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,180
I can't do that.
546
00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:07,220
Edie's too fragile right now.
547
00:27:09,470 --> 00:27:11,420
That old battle-ax is
gonna outlive us all!
548
00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:12,990
Hey,don't talk about her like that.
549
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,140
Oh,far be it for me to speak ill
of the future mrs.Carlos solis.
550
00:27:17,150 --> 00:27:18,420
We are not getting married!
551
00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:19,980
Best wishes!
552
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,380
no. Absolutely not.
553
00:27:28,390 --> 00:27:30,890
That's my final answer.
554
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,080
Well,talk to you later.
555
00:27:34,430 --> 00:27:35,290
That was danielle.
556
00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:38,050
Now she wants us to send
a dvd player for her room.
557
00:27:38,060 --> 00:27:39,560
Well,that hardly seems extravagant.
558
00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:42,440
You're missing the point! It's
a convent,not the four seasons.
559
00:27:42,450 --> 00:27:44,470
You have mustard on your chin.
560
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:49,480
I mean,it's one thing to forgive bad
behavior. It's another thing to reward it.
561
00:27:49,490 --> 00:27:52,160
There are consequences for her mistakes.
562
00:27:52,890 --> 00:27:55,270
Bree! Oh,my god!
563
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,550
Are you all right?
564
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,080
Oh! No,no,I'm fine!I'm fine!
565
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:00,570
- You're bleeding!
- No,no,no!
566
00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:02,560
It's just,uh--oh,it's
a little barbecue sauce.
567
00:28:02,570 --> 00:28:04,510
Where is katherine's husband?
568
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,180
- He's a doctor.
- She's fine.
569
00:28:06,190 --> 00:28:08,310
Adam! Adam!
570
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,620
Get over here right now!
571
00:28:10,630 --> 00:28:12,490
Bree got stabbed in the belly!
572
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:13,960
Oh,my god,are you all
right? Let me take a look.
573
00:28:13,970 --> 00:28:14,920
No,it's nothing!
574
00:28:14,930 --> 00:28:18,130
Ah,uh,we were just teasing ida.
575
00:28:18,140 --> 00:28:19,860
- It's something we do.
- Yes.
576
00:28:20,580 --> 00:28:23,900
look,it's a. trick
ba--barbecue fork.
577
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:25,330
We got it at a magic shop.
578
00:28:25,340 --> 00:28:27,860
Uh,see? Retractable!
579
00:28:28,670 --> 00:28:30,270
Oh,my baby!
580
00:28:33,470 --> 00:28:34,800
That's quite a trick.
581
00:28:34,810 --> 00:28:38,110
hey,let's go freak out mrs.Mccluskey.
582
00:28:39,930 --> 00:28:41,800
he's such a scamp.
583
00:28:48,690 --> 00:28:50,280
Psycho mom at 5:00.
584
00:28:50,290 --> 00:28:53,020
You say the word,she gets
a face full of pig bones.
585
00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:56,450
Aw,my hero.
586
00:28:56,460 --> 00:28:58,360
I can handle her.
587
00:28:59,770 --> 00:29:00,990
lynette.
588
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,830
I just spoke with helen,and
imagine my surprise when she told me
589
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,730
that you'd not started on
the decorations for the gala.
590
00:29:06,740 --> 00:29:08,150
I'm in charge of decorations?
591
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:12,970
Yes,which you would've known had
you bothered to pick up the packet.
592
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,890
I don't want to hear it.
593
00:29:21,070 --> 00:29:22,610
Okay.
594
00:29:24,380 --> 00:29:26,250
piggyback,mommy.
595
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,670
I'm sorry,sweetie.
596
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,660
I'm just-- I'm just
too tired right now.
597
00:29:33,670 --> 00:29:36,450
Here,honey,I'll get ya.
598
00:29:38,790 --> 00:29:40,040
yes!
599
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:45,170
Mommy has to conserve her
energy for more important things.
600
00:29:54,130 --> 00:29:57,200
We are not throwing in the
towel over a minor mishap.
601
00:29:57,210 --> 00:29:59,420
How many more mishaps are
we gonna get away with?
602
00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:01,490
Yesterday,it was an old woman
in the macy's shoe department.
603
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,220
Today,a magic fork in the belly.
604
00:30:03,230 --> 00:30:07,520
Pretty soon,this whole charade will
completely unravel,and we will be humiliated.
605
00:30:07,530 --> 00:30:08,930
We're already in too deep.
606
00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:12,630
We could go on a trip,tell people
you miscarried while we were away.
607
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,510
And then what would happen to the baby?
608
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,290
Well,danielle would keep it.
609
00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:18,650
You think danielle
could raise this child?
610
00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:19,650
Orson,you've seen her in action.
611
00:30:19,660 --> 00:30:22,310
She's--she's shallow,and
she's--she's selfish!
612
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,540
She would ruin this child's life!
613
00:30:23,550 --> 00:30:25,270
How can you say that?
614
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,530
Because I'm her mother.
615
00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:33,140
And I know what I've created,and
that's the real humiliation.
616
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,620
Orson.
617
00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:42,320
is child deserves better.
618
00:30:42,330 --> 00:30:45,130
And I know what to do now. Please.
619
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:48,130
please let me try.
620
00:30:49,710 --> 00:30:51,850
So.
621
00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:54,990
really,what you want is a second chance?
622
00:30:55,410 --> 00:30:58,160
Well,would that be so horrible?
623
00:31:03,090 --> 00:31:04,960
Well,then.
624
00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:09,610
let the charade continue.
625
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,770
- So you're bailing on me now?
- I know.
626
00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:22,870
- The timing is terrible.
- Damn right!
627
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,350
It's three weeks before the gala.
628
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,800
I just didn't realize how tired
I would be when I took this on.
629
00:31:26,810 --> 00:31:28,060
Oh,we're all tired,lynette.
630
00:31:28,070 --> 00:31:30,430
But some of us still manage
to honor our commitments.
631
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,630
Okay,I'm gonna be honest with you.
632
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:36,540
- I haven't been feeling that great lately.
- Oh,don't whine to me about your aches and pains.
633
00:31:36,550 --> 00:31:38,710
I've had the sammigraine since '87.
634
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:42,370
And my knee's so bad,I can't
even use the treadmill anymore.
635
00:31:42,850 --> 00:31:44,240
Yeah.
636
00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:46,710
That's rough.
637
00:31:48,260 --> 00:31:50,160
By the way.
638
00:31:55,590 --> 00:31:57,710
I have cancer.
639
00:32:00,410 --> 00:32:02,380
I'll give helen a call.
640
00:32:17,630 --> 00:32:22,530
so I am halfway through chemo,and
my doctor is very confident
641
00:32:22,540 --> 00:32:26,360
that I'm going to beat
this,so you can all relax.
642
00:32:26,650 --> 00:32:28,230
I'm not going to die.
643
00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:36,250
Well,not unless we kill you.
644
00:32:37,660 --> 00:32:40,670
Damn it,lynette. What did
we say after mary alice.
645
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,470
after edie? Why didn't they tell us?
646
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,510
We're your friends. Why
would you shut us out?
647
00:32:46,830 --> 00:32:52,600
I just liked being able to throw on my
wig and join you guys for a cup of coffee
648
00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:55,520
and a good gossip
about the new neighbors.
649
00:32:55,530 --> 00:32:59,360
You know,for five minutes,I could
pretend I wasn't a sick person.
650
00:33:00,850 --> 00:33:04,530
But once your friends know you're
sick,you can't pretend anymore
651
00:33:04,540 --> 00:33:08,110
'cause you can see
it in their eyes--
652
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,050
the fear,the pity.
653
00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:14,610
Is that all you see in our eyes?
654
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,480
No. No,of course not.
655
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,020
You know what? Let's make a pact.
656
00:33:28,030 --> 00:33:30,100
No more secrets.
657
00:33:30,110 --> 00:33:36,480
From now on,we tell each other
every shocking detail of our lives.
658
00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:42,860
- I'm in.
- Me,too.
659
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,020
You with us?
660
00:33:48,670 --> 00:33:50,780
Absolutely.
661
00:33:52,580 --> 00:33:55,450
No more secrets.
662
00:34:00,570 --> 00:34:03,530
You're right. I'm not happy.Let's talk.
663
00:34:06,860 --> 00:34:11,580
All I'm saying is I just wanna
know that i come first with you.
664
00:34:11,590 --> 00:34:14,790
Sometimes I feel less like
your wife than a possession.
665
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,170
It's demeaning.
It's--it'S.
666
00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:18,850
why are you smiling right now?
667
00:34:18,860 --> 00:34:20,130
Because this is fantastic.
668
00:34:20,140 --> 00:34:23,430
After weeks of shutting me out,you're
finally telling me how you feel.
669
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,580
We should do this all the time.
670
00:34:24,590 --> 00:34:27,240
Well,it's hard when you're so busy.
671
00:34:30,530 --> 00:34:36,050
maybe we should go away and just
take a couple weeksr a month.
672
00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:40,030
Let's rediscover wt it was that
made us fall in love to begin with.
673
00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:43,040
That is a great idea. Let's do it.
674
00:34:43,050 --> 00:34:44,660
How's next week?
675
00:34:44,670 --> 00:34:46,210
Let's see here.
676
00:34:48,810 --> 00:34:51,920
well,I've got the meeting with
the school board on tuesday.
677
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,960
And the end of the month,I've got that
conference in washington--oh,shoot.
678
00:34:55,970 --> 00:34:59,380
I've got the groundbreaking
for the new civic center.
679
00:34:59,390 --> 00:35:01,190
dad's birthday.
680
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,880
economic development forum.
681
00:35:04,830 --> 00:35:05,990
how about april?
682
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,480
I can give you two whole weeks in april.
683
00:35:13,950 --> 00:35:15,290
I'll see you later,babe.
684
00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:16,740
Where you going?
685
00:35:17,140 --> 00:35:19,370
To scavo's for a few beers.
686
00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:21,010
Can I come?
687
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,510
- no.
- Why not?
688
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:28,310
Edie,I know you've been through a lot
lately,but I can't hold your hand 24 hours a day.
689
00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:33,970
If you want this relationship to
work,you gotta give me some downtime.
690
00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:47,190
okay,so I managed to get away from edie.
691
00:35:47,530 --> 00:35:49,110
What do you want?
692
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,760
To get you away from edie.
693
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,560
oh,come on. You have to remember
your boyfriend joey miller.
694
00:36:08,570 --> 00:36:10,540
You used to chase him
around the jungle gym.
695
00:36:10,550 --> 00:36:11,290
Really?
696
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:14,970
You'd think I would've gone for this
guy with the sexy finger up his nose.
697
00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:18,580
so you don't remember any of
the kids we used to play with?
698
00:36:18,590 --> 00:36:19,980
No.
699
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,970
To be honest,I don't remember
anything about living here.
700
00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:25,680
Really?
701
00:36:27,820 --> 00:36:31,270
So. what is your earliest memory?
702
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,250
I don't know if this is a memory,but.
703
00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:40,900
for years,I've had this creepy dream.
704
00:36:41,610 --> 00:36:43,800
I'm really little,
705
00:36:43,810 --> 00:36:48,450
and there's a guy in my
room,and he tries to grab me.
706
00:36:49,050 --> 00:36:50,990
That is creepy.
707
00:36:51,870 --> 00:36:53,950
Have--have
you ever.
708
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,320
talked to somebody about it?
709
00:36:57,420 --> 00:36:59,660
You mean like a therapist?
710
00:37:00,310 --> 00:37:05,830
my old babysitter suggested
that,but my mom got mad and said no.
711
00:37:06,290 --> 00:37:08,900
- Really?
- Yeah.
712
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,010
Then she fired the babysitter.
713
00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:20,770
- susan?
- I'm in here.
714
00:37:22,030 --> 00:37:24,120
Uh,your front door was open.
715
00:37:24,390 --> 00:37:25,750
No problem.
716
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,910
Um,what's up?
717
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:31,880
First,let me just say this is one of the
more embarrassing moments of my career,
718
00:37:31,890 --> 00:37:34,680
and you have every right to hate me.
719
00:37:35,050 --> 00:37:37,400
Adam,I have no idea what
you're talking about.
720
00:37:37,410 --> 00:37:41,230
Well,your test results came back,and
your estrogen levels are fine.
721
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:42,750
You're not about to start menopause.
722
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,270
Really? that's fantastic!
723
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,260
- There's more.
- More?
724
00:37:49,930 --> 00:37:52,110
You're pregnant.
725
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,810
What? Wh-what did he just say?
726
00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:00,430
I'm pregnant?
727
00:38:02,630 --> 00:38:05,200
He said I'm pregnant.
728
00:38:16,050 --> 00:38:19,120
I have never been happier.
729
00:38:19,780 --> 00:38:22,450
Well,now I believe you.
730
00:38:29,450 --> 00:38:31,310
there you are.
731
00:38:31,950 --> 00:38:33,230
I'm sorry.
732
00:38:33,650 --> 00:38:35,560
I got in late last night.
I didn't want to wake you.
733
00:38:35,570 --> 00:38:38,330
You don't have to explain.
734
00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:40,100
I trust you.
735
00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:42,710
well,good. Yoshould.
736
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:45,600
I just wish you trusted me a bit more.
737
00:38:45,610 --> 00:38:47,190
What are you talking about?
738
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,530
Why didn't you ever tell me
about your offshore bank account?
739
00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:54,770
What?
740
00:38:55,270 --> 00:39:00,680
Well,you know,the one in the cayman
islands with $10 million in it.
741
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,460
I miss you when you're gone.
742
00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:12,400
Going through your things makes
me feel like you're with me.
743
00:39:12,770 --> 00:39:15,350
Okay,um,I know how this looks.
744
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:16,780
What did you think I was gonna do?
745
00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:18,580
Tell people?
746
00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:22,130
Turn you in? Try to get
my little hands on it?
747
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,280
I don't care about money,carlos.
748
00:39:26,290 --> 00:39:28,880
All I care about is you.
749
00:39:29,940 --> 00:39:34,210
That's why this relationship
is going to work.
750
00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:38,750
You can trust me with your secrets,
751
00:39:39,370 --> 00:39:44,150
just like I can trust
you not to hurt me.
752
00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:59,040
there is a certain time of morning.
753
00:39:59,050 --> 00:40:02,100
It occurs after kids
have left for school
754
00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:05,310
and husbands have headed off for work.
755
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:11,870
It's a time when women think of the secrets
they've been keeping from their friends.
756
00:40:12,490 --> 00:40:17,290
and how shocked they would be
if the truth was discovered.
757
00:40:17,830 --> 00:40:23,430
and how they'll do everything in their
power to keep that from happening.
758
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,790
But what of those lucky women
who have no secrets left to keep?
759
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,550
What do they think about every morning?
760
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,350
Hey!
761
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,190
Is something wrong?
762
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,230
It's just.
763
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,980
dylan and i used to be best friends.
764
00:40:44,660 --> 00:40:47,140
I mean,we did everything together.
765
00:40:47,150 --> 00:40:50,100
I know. She was like a sister to you.
766
00:40:50,110 --> 00:40:51,960
Well.
767
00:40:52,670 --> 00:40:55,410
that girl that I've
been hanging out with.
768
00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:59,630
and I know this is
gonna sound crazy,but.
769
00:41:00,780 --> 00:41:03,180
that's not the same girl.
770
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:14,500
these women spend their mornings
thinking of their neighbors
771
00:41:14,510 --> 00:41:18,150
and the secrets.they may be keeping.
772
00:41:26,710 --> 00:41:28,960
There you are. I've been calling you.
773
00:41:37,770 --> 00:41:40,240
- Is this the room?
- Yes.
774
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,490
Dylan's been asking me
if she can move in here.
775
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:46,270
So let her.
776
00:41:47,270 --> 00:41:49,720
You may remember what
happened here,but she can'T.
777
00:41:49,730 --> 00:41:51,680
Doesn't matter.
778
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:55,360
- I won't allow it
- hey,you okay?
779
00:41:56,550 --> 00:41:59,280
Did we make a mistak coming back here?
780
00:41:59,690 --> 00:42:01,940
Did we have a choice?
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