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Cheers! Cheers!
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- Isn't Alex joining us?
- She said she was too tired.
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You have a Brazilian girlfriend!
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- It's insane.
- What are the odds?
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- I know. Me, of all people.
- They're nothing like our local girls.
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I know.
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Norway.
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I want all of this shit.
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Go on and give it to him.
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Is that all? Nothing more?
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Give it back.
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Give it back!
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Shit, it's Oscarito.
He owns Morro da Babilônia.
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Okay. Everything is all right. No worries.
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With my sincerest gratitude,
this New Year's Eve,
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I wish to share some reflections
I have made so far in life,
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related to us as individuals,
and as a nation.
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No one can live
an entire life without love.
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...getting there.
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Guess what?
We almost got mugged last night.
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We were out walking
when suddenly two guys came along
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and one of them pulled a gun on us.
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I was sure that it was all over.
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For me, at least.
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But then Oscarito,
Roar's future brother-in-law, comes up.
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And he looks at the robbers
and says, "Habla, habla, habla"--
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Two hundred years ago,
a group of men gathered at Eidsvoll
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to create what we today
know as our constitution...
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Our constitution has evolved
over time...
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We're closed.
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You want more?
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Momma!
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Morn, what are you waiting for? Shoot.
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Prep him for surgery.
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A man in his 50s has been shot.
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- Ready?
- I'm ready.
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- What's going on?
- You need to wait here.
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Is he alive?
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He's not stable. We're losing him.
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- Did he say anything to you?
- He was out of it.
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He said something about a cheerleader
and a one-armed lady.
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Blood pressure is dropping.
He's not stable. He's going into shock.
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Get him out of here!
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Prepare to defibrillate.
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Dear family...
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...dear friends,
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we live in stormy times.
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We were overjoyed
when we got broadband,
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thanks to the Olympic development plan
in Rio.
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But a few hours
in a chat room, and presto,
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my daughter...
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...a beautiful and talented
economics student...
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...is now engaged
to a simple truck driver from Norway.
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Please, Dad, not now.
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And who am I
to speak of your future destiny?
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Oops, that's my phone.
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- Just turn it off.
- But it's for me.
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Don't answer it.
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Hi, Roy.
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Don't answer it!
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What did you just say'?
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But when? How? Who did this?
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I'm leaving.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Right before your brother's wedding?
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Nice.
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Johnny has been shot.
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He needs me. He could die.
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I understand that.
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But maybe someone else
needs a certain someone
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on an important day in his life.
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How would you feel if you got shot?
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Not everything is about you.
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Who the hell is going to be
my best man now?
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Sorry.
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Hi.
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This is Dag Solstad.
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I'd like to report an accident.
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The thing is,
I was driving down the highway.
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And the road was really slippery.
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The truck started skidding, and...
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And I drove straight out onto the ice.
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COUNTY HOSPITAL
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We found out that Mesna Chess Club
had ordered a cheerleader striptease.
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The stripper didn't show,
but they were from the Baltics.
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So we're talking
Lithuania or Estragonia?
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Once we find those Stalinist pigs,
I'll disembowel every one of--
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Want to give these to Daddy'?
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I told them that
Daddy had appendicitis.
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Good to see you up, Johnny.
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That isn't funny, Johnny.
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What kind of ward have they put you in?
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Right, how can I help you?
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Regarding the room situation
for Henriksen...
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- Yes?
- The gun victim.
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Yes?
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Henriksen is
a celebrated nightclub entrepreneur.
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It isn't appropriate for him
to be in a ward full of vegetables.
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Vegetables?
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The demented,
if that's what you call them.
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Yes, that's what we say.
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Doesn't Henriksen have a single room?
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Yes, but--
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Then he has no reason to complain.
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There's nothing more I can do.
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I can tell that you're stressed.
A busy lady.
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In which case,
there could be nothing better...
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...than winding down with a lovely cigar.
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I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
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Are you trying to bribe me
with carcinogenic contraband?
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Correct.
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Hi.
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How sure are we that these
are the guys that shot Johnny?
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They were at the diner
on New Year's Eve, and they spoke Baltic.
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- And their clothes were bloodied.
- I'll bet that was Johnny's blood!
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- Yes.
- It has to be his blood.
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- Exactly. Okay.
- Let's get those bastards!
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- Come on, boys! Let's rock and roll.
- Yeah! Come on!
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We'll show them...
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...blood!
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Come on, faster. They need that meat.
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Christ,
what kind of sick operation is this?
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Come on.
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This is just like Dexter.
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Okay, guys.
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Come on!
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For Johnny!
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Come on, guys!
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We must get moving.
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Hurry up.
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Salami?
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What the fuck?
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What the hell's going on here?
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We're from the Food Safety Authority.
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My Poles are legal.
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Yes.
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Everything looks okay here.
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Let's move on, guys.
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Have a nice day.
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CHILDREN'S PSYCHIATRIC UNIT
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AUTISTIC - NONCOMMUNICATIVE
TRAUMATIZED AFTER SHOOTING
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How did you do that?
He never speaks to strangers.
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Yeah, yeah...
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Henriksen, what are you doing here?
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We have to redress your wound.
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No. We prefer NRK.
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There's so much violence
on the other channels.
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We need you to stay in your room
so we can find you.
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Got a light?
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Yes, of course.
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- Sell many Christmas trees this year?
- Christmas trees?
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- I'm kind of in a hurry.
- Let me get to the point.
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What happened to your truck?
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My truck?
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What do you care?
You aren't a cop anymore.
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True, but...
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...now I work for...
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...an insurance company.
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- You know what this is about, right?
- I really am in a hurry.
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Either you talk to me,
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or I talk to my ex-colleagues.
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Okay, fine. I'll talk to you.
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Oh, I see.
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Well done on your new office.
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Just to make myself clear...
I don't usually take jobs like this.
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Bye, honey.
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No one in there had heard
of a one-armed Baltic woman.
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Fine, then we'll keep looking.
Let's see...
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Are those all massage parlors?
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- I got the list from a friend in Vice.
- We can't visit all those.
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Welcome to the private eye business.
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It might go more quickly
if you didn't have...
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...a hand job at every place we visit.
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What are you talking about?
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The whole car reeks of almond oil.
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It's like a miniature version
of Lillehammer.
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Look.
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It's a car.
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Hi. You're all alone in here again.
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You're obsessed
with those blue shoe covers.
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If you let the little things slide,
everything slides.
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Rationalistic puritans like you
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need counterparts,
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like Henriksen.
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You are exceptionally lucid today.
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My frontal lobe must have been
stimulated by having a roommate.
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I should probably inform you
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that I urinated on that.
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On this?
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Thanks for telling me.
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- I can't reach her.
- I told you so.
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You chased away our best girl
with your temper.
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Mom, don't be like that.
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Your father would never
have let this happen.
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My father, my father...
When will you let that go?
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Just wait on the bed.
I'll be out in a minute.
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Dad, what the hell are you doing here?
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Sorry, I...
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I didn't know how else to find you.
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Put some clothes on.
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You don't work in a nail salon.
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No.
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Why not come home with me?
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- How long are we expected to do this?
- Be patient.
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That license number Johnny gave us...
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...has had tons of parking tickets
in this area.
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Read that number again.
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BN 97748.
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Yes! That's it.
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I haven't had a chance to clean up.
Things have been busy.
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Hey, pay attention. Pay attention!
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Nobody but me hits my girls!
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She's crazy!
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We should check with Johnny
before we approach her.
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Seems wise.
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There's a guy in your office
who says he knows you.
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He says his name is Muhammad Ali.
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Peace be upon you, Johnny.
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Come on, Rodrigo. This fool is clueless.
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- You're still here?
- We have an insurance fraud case.
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This video shows the driver in a dry suit
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10 minutes before his truck
went through the ice.
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That seems suspicious.
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Come on,
let's go have a glass of sherry.
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- Sherry?
- Yes.
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After 30 years on the force,
nothing beats ending the day with sherry.
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Okay. You're the "sherry-iff."
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Excuse me for interrupting.
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My name is Muhammad Abdul Aziz Ali.
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I am--
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This is not a great time.
Could you come back tomorrow?
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Couldn't you work a little overtime?
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I'm here to confess a murder.
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And you acted alone? No one else knew?
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Yes, absolutely. Only me.
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And...
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- Are you sure you don't want a lawyer?
- No.
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No. What good would that do me?
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Read through this
one more time before you sign.
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- Are you sure you don't want coffee?
- No, thanks.
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Maybe some chai?
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- Chai?
- Yes.
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Fine. I'll see what I can do.
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My God. Amen.
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Cheers!
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Police!
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