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Previously on Young Sheldon...Dr. Sturgis will be
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joining us for dinner.
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I thought he was
in the nuthouse.
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We do not call it that.
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That's what Dad calls it.
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For starters,
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do not bring up his time
in the hospital.
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In The Shining,
Jack Nicholson goes nuts
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and chases people
around with an ax.
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When them elevator doors opened,
man.
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Strike!Yeah!
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All right, Missy!
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Humiliate that boy!
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Shelly, why don't
you put your book down
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and watch your sister play?
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It's getting exciting.
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It looks like everyone's
just standing there.
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There's two outs,
bases are loaded,
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a-and the winning run's
on second.
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But if Missy throws one
more strike, they'll win.
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And then we can go home?
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That is exciting.
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Ball three! Full count!
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Hold on. Time!
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What are you doing down
there? Pray for her.
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Right. On it.
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What the heck's going on?
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I'm gonna lose the game.
Everyone's gonna hate me.
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Listen to me.
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Just throw the ball
over the plate.
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This guy's not gonna swing.
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Yes, he will.
He's their best hitter.
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Now, you
trust me, all right?
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He is looking to walk.
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He doesn't want to strike out
against a girl.
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You sure?
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Absolutely.
Just throw it across the plate.
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He will not swing.
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Okay.
Come on.
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Here. Wipe your nose.
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That a girl.
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Now, you got this.
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Come on, Missy!
He can't hit!
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You can do it!
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Play ball!
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Strike three!
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That's my girl!
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My gosh.
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You said he wasn't gonna swing!
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I lied. Hey, we won!
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Let's get pizza!
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Come on!
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Hey.
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Thank you.
Everybody, dig in.
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Fun fact: did you
know that pizza
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is only one of many
Mediterranean flatbreads?
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You talking to me?
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Shelly, this is Mr. Ballard's
first time eating with us.
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Let's make sure
it's not his last.
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Interesting.
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Does a family meal
mark an escalation
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in your romantic
relationship?
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That's a good question.
Does it?
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You know what?
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Why don't you go sit at
the kid table with your sister?
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Where do I begin? They're loud,
they're sweaty from sports...
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Get.
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Hey, Sheldon,
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if your pizza's too hot,
put ice on it.
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That's what I did.
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So, George,
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how do I convince this one
to come fishing
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with me next weekend?
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I told you, nobody's
gonna see this face
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after a night in a tent.
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Smart.
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You don't want that
mug scaring the fish.
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Where you going?
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Lake Conroe.
Ooh.
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Great spot for catfish.
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Well, then,
why don't you come along?
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You can even bring Georgie
if you want to.
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That'd be fun.
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That sounds fun.
Mary, you mind if I go?
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A bed all to myself?
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Bye.DALE:.
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It's a plan.
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You got to remember
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to hoist your food up into the
trees so this one can't get it.
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Very funny.You make fun of my face,
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I'm gonna have to make fun of
your enormous, bear-like body.
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So, how are you enjoying
your first meal with our family?
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Well, everybody's mean.
I love it.
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Hello.
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George? John here.
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I'm calling to confirm a time
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for beer and socializing
this weekend.
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Damn.
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I forgot we had plans. Um...
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I'm actually going camping.
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Okay.
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I'm real sorry.
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The invitation
kind of came up last minute.
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You may not know this,
but, um, I love camping.
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Really?STURGIS: Yes.
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I spent a year
backpacking through Asia.
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I mean, I'd invite you along,
but it's not really my trip.
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I'm going with
Connie's friend Dale.
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Not a problem.
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I'll just hang out with
another friend this weekend.
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Great.
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I just need to make one first.
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Ballard's.
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Hey, Dale. It's George.
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About this weekend,
we're gonna have to bow out.
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Why? Everything okay?
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Yeah. Yeah, I just forgot
I made plans with a friend,
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and I feel bad canceling
last minute.
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Hey, can we--
Does he like camping?
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Bring-bring him along.
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Y-- That might be
a little weird.
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It-it's Connie's ex.
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Boy, he didn't impress me
as a camping type.
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Well, actually, he was
hinting around about going.
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Claims to be an outdoorsman.
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Really? Hey,
I'd like to see that.
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Bring him along.You sure?
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Yeah. Hell,
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if we get caught
in a freak snowstorm,
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he'll be the first one we eat.
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Be like an appetizer.
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Why can't I go fishing?
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It's a boys' weekend.
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Then why isn't
Sheldon going?
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Do you hear yourself?Do you?
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Well, since they get to do
something fun, why can't we?
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Ooh, Chuck E. Cheese.
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That place is a nightmare.
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Something that could be
fun is the Museum of...
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No.Let him finish.
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We already heard "museum."
It's not gonna get better.
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The Museum of
the American Railroad.
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Yeah, that's worse.
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Suddenly, camping
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with Dr. Sturgis
doesn't seem so bad.
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Excuse me--
camping with who?
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Whoa. Dale didn't
mention it?
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No.
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I'm guessing
John didn't mention it.
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No.
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And when were you
gonna mention it?
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I was never
gonna mention it.
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So John, I hear you're going
camping this weekend.
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I am.
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With the guy I'm dating.
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I know.
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It was so nice of him
to let me tag along.
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And don't you think that's
gonna be a little awkward?
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No more awkward than
any other social situation
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I find myself in.
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I'm making
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my, homemade GORP:
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good old raisins and peanuts.
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I'll have to give you
the recipe.
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I think I can figure it out.
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Listen, I want
to warn you about Dale.
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He's kind of a... guy's guy.
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Sometimes his sense of humor
can be a little mean-spirited.
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Just don't let it
hurt your feelings.
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Well, you don't
have to worry about me.
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We physicists are no strangers
to smack talk.
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I once told Dr. Linkletter he
wouldn't know a randomized trial
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if it crawled up his sphincter.
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Do not be a jerk to John.
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Why would I be a jerk?
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You're gonna be camping.
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You're gonna be in the woods.
You're gonna be drinking.
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You're a jerk
without any of that.
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Don't worry.
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I know how to get along
with people.
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Knowing how and doing it
are two different things.
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Okay, okay. I-I'll be nice.
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Thank you.
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To your goofy little friend.
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That's Dale.
We're gonna head out.
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Here's some coffee for the road.
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Thanks.Make sure your dad
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doesn't drink
too many beers.
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You're funny.
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And make sure your son
doesn't drink any beers.
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Got it. I'll finish 'em all.
Let's go.
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Be safe. Have fun.
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I'm free.
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This sure is a sweet setup.
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Well, now,
thank you very much.
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This thing is nicer
than our house.
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It's not nicer
than our house.
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Well, don't be
too sure now.
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I got microwave
and air-conditioning.
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I got a stack of old Playboys
back there in the bathroom.
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Okay, maybe.
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Hey, there's John up here
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on the right.
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Are you sure that's not
a garden gnome?
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Missy, how would you feel
if there were somewhere
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just like Chuck E. Cheese, but
instead of pizza and ball pits,
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there was locomotives
and placards
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explaining their history?
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That's just the museum.
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I didn't think
she'd see through that.
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So, Johnny, that's quite
the outfit you got on there.
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Thanks.
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I just got one question.
Where do the merit badges go?
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Because I look like a Boy Scout?
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Yeah, that's kind of
the joke there.
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Well, I accept your jocular
insult as a token of bonding.
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Well, if you like that one,
how about this?
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I haven't seen legs
that white since...
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Hey. Why don't we talk
about something else?
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George, it's all right.
You don't need to protect me.
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I can take it,
and I can dish it right back.
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Yeah?
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Well, bring it on, babe.
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It would help if I knew
a little more about you.
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Were you, by chance,
a bed wetter?
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I know it's been a while, but
I really have to talk to you.
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I understand you might not want
to hear about my dating life,
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but if you hadn't died,
I wouldn't be in this situation.
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So this is on you.
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How about a movie?How about the planetarium?
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That's like a movie,
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where you can see real stars
instead of,
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I don't know, Gene Kelly?
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We're never gonna agree.
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Let's just do
rock, paper, scissors.
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No. Anecdotal evidence suggests
that players familiar
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with each other will tie
75% of the time
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due to the limited number
of outcomes.
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Well, what if we added
a few more choices?
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Like, rock, paper,
scissors, candy, pony.
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Now you're just being silly.
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But your idea
of a winner-takes-all
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competition is a good one.
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We just need to come up
with something
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that is fair to both of us.
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Ooh.
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What if we list all the spices
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in Mom's spice rack
alphabetically?
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I'll go first. Adobo.
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Black pepper. Cinnamon.
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Coriander. Cumin.
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We're not playing
the spice game.
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Dill.
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So now I have these
two guys in my life.
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And I know that might sound
like bragging, but at my age,
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if you are single and not
hooked to an oxygen tank,
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you got to swat 'em away.
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I'm still pissed at you
for dying.
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I'm not gonna just sit at home
and miss you.
260
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,685
I mean, you wouldn't want that.
261
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:29,384
You'd want me to go out
and have fun, right?
262
00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:33,693
Take your time, think about it.
263
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,566
Damn, John.
264
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:40,047
Three already?
What are you using for bait?
265
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,179
I made it myself. It's,
266
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:46,183
cheese, garlic and a
little bit of pig brains.
267
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:48,925
Pig brains? Where the hell
you get pig brains?
268
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,535
From the butcher.
269
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:53,190
But you get some odd looks
when you ask for it.
270
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:56,628
You get odd looks?
I find that hard to believe.
271
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:57,412
Like this.
272
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:02,156
I think he's
pulling your leg, John.
273
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,985
I see.
274
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,291
Meaning I get
odd looks
275
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,293
all the time.
276
00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:11,252
That's funny.
277
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,776
Well, if anyone wants
278
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:17,258
to try my bait,
you're welcome to.
279
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:18,433
Sure.Yeah, I'll give her a go.
280
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:19,608
Dale?
281
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,784
No, I think I know
how to fish, John.
282
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,612
Really? 'Cause it doesn't
look like it.
283
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,048
Well, maybe that's because
all your talking
284
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,615
is scaring the fish away.
285
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:29,792
Evidence suggests
your theory is incorrect.
286
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:33,796
Well, evidence suggests
I need another beer.
287
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,628
Not that bad.
288
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:42,283
That's nice.
289
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,633
You decided to stay home
and play a game?
290
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,069
Nope. We're inventing
a new game,
291
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:48,028
and the winner gets
to pick what we do today.
292
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,681
We had to find a way
to make sure
293
00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:50,987
that it's completely fair
to both of us.
294
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,467
So we made a list
of 20 challenges
295
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,382
that combine stuff
we're both good at.
296
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:55,992
Whoever wins each challenge
gets to take a block
297
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,385
and put it on top
of their tower.
298
00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,300
Whoever's tower
reaches the height
299
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,650
of this rocket first wins.
300
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:05,219
Okay, I will leave you to it.
301
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:08,788
"And finally, both parties agree
the loser will do the activity
302
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,442
"selected by the winner
graciously, without complaint.
303
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,183
"For the purpose
of this agreement,
304
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:16,012
"a complaint is defined
as any disparaging comment,
305
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:19,015
"eye rolls or name calling,
including but not limited to:
306
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:22,366
'dingus,' 'fartbreath'
and 'buttwipe.'"
307
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:25,108
Can we just sign it and play?
308
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:27,807
I've signed my name.
Feel free to draw an "X."
309
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,853
I know how to write
my name, Sheldon.
310
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,637
Damn it, I wrote "Sheldon."
311
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,424
So, Dale is fun.
312
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,252
Kind of a good old boy.
313
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:40,384
Reminds me a bit of you.
314
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,386
He gets on my nerves.
315
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:46,129
So he kind of reminds me of you.
316
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:49,089
And John's not anything
like you.
317
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:52,309
He's not anything like anyone.
318
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,313
Maybe that's why I keep
thinking about him.
319
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,185
Fun fact:
320
00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:02,102
in Finland, they make a
fire that's two long logs
321
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,408
sitting on top of each
other with a wedge
322
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:08,891
of wood in between
to let the air flow through.
323
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,067
Aw. That's your idea
of fun, is it?
324
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:13,853
Mind if I grab a beer?
325
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,942
I'm not your father.Hold on.
326
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,292
This young man's
underage.
327
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,163
So?So the laws
328
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:23,036
of Texas are pretty clear
on the subject.
329
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:25,081
What a surprise.
There's one more thing
330
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,736
you know more about
than everybody else.
331
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:30,260
I don't know
why you're surprised.
332
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,045
I don't know why you're here.
333
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:35,135
I'm just gonna stick
with Dr Pepper.
334
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,877
Why don't you get
some more firewood, Georgie?
335
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:38,878
Thank you.
336
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:43,186
I'm here because my friend
George invited me.
337
00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,930
Well, your friend George
invited you
338
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,889
because he felt sorry for you.
339
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:54,981
You know, Connie warned me
you might behave like this,
340
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:57,592
and she-she was right.
341
00:14:57,635 --> 00:15:00,290
I don't know why the hell
she ever went out with you.
342
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:04,294
Well, she did,
and we got along famously.
343
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:07,907
Until you broke up with her
after you got out of...
344
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,560
Out of what?
345
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,824
Say it!
346
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:17,960
Never mind.
347
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,397
Damn. Piddled on my shoe.
348
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,138
What'd I miss?
349
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:26,360
So enough about me.
How about you?
350
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:29,841
You got your wings yet,
or is that just in the movies?
351
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,843
It's a Wonderful Life.
352
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:34,020
That's one of my favorites.
353
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:36,109
Sorry. I didn't see you.
354
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,545
I'll keep it down.
355
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,764
No, it's all right. I...
356
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,376
talk to my wife all the time.
357
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:43,812
I'm Kenneth.
358
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,728
This is Vanessa.
359
00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:49,426
Connie. This is Charlie.
360
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,429
I'd introduce them,
but they're neighbors.
361
00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:54,040
They probably know each other.
362
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:58,044
Well, if he complains
about someone snoring,
363
00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:00,133
I'm sure it's her.
364
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:03,005
I didn't bury him with
his hearing aid, so he's fine.
365
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,661
Well, you know what? I'll, um...
366
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:10,882
I'll come back in a few minutes,
and let you finish your chat.
367
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,449
Really nice meeting you, Connie.
368
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,885
You, too.
369
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,151
You see?
370
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,370
Got to swat 'em away.
371
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,244
Okay. Each player alternates
372
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,941
naming a state
while Hula-Hooping.
373
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,290
The first player
who can't name a state
374
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:28,900
or drops the Hula-Hoop loses.
375
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,119
Ready,
376
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,729
set,
377
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:32,774
go.
378
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,384
Texas.
379
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:35,603
Darn it.
380
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:36,604
So I won?
381
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,127
Yes.
382
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:40,564
Good. 'Cause I was just
gonna say "Texas" again.
383
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,102
One, two, three, four.
384
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,886
I declare a thumb war.
385
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,251
Hey, that was some good catfish.
386
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,862
Yeah. Real good.
387
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,606
Gentlemen.
388
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:26,828
I'm no longer
enjoying this outing,
389
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,395
so I'm going home.
390
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,049
See ya.H-Hang on, Dale.
391
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,181
John, y-- wait,
you can't just leave.
392
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,487
We're in the middle
of nowhere.
393
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:34,966
Not a problem.
394
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:39,493
I have my compass, a flashlight
and half a bag of GORP.
395
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,842
No, wait, wait.
396
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,540
Please.Let him go, George.
397
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,108
You want to tell Connie you lost
her old boyfriend in the woods?
398
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,936
Well, he's a grown man
for crying out loud.
399
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,372
Let him do what he wants.
400
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,200
Well, that's an argument
for me having a beer.
401
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,636
Shut up. Come on, Dale.
402
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,595
Do the right thing.
Tell him to stay.
403
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,859
Fine.
404
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,469
John?
405
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,472
Damn.
406
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:05,127
John!
407
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,912
Boy, for a little guy,
he's fast, ain't he?
408
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:17,835
I win.
409
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,620
You can't set it that way.
410
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,143
Does it say that in the rules?
411
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,102
Well, no.
412
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,581
And is this your signature?
413
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,669
Yes, but...
414
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,497
Mom, we're going
to Chuck E. Cheese!
415
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,978
We're not going anywhere.
It's almost your bedtime.
416
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,502
Sorry, hon.
417
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,247
Well, all that matters
is that I'm the winner.
418
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,945
Yes, you are.
419
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,034
Actually, I was the winner.
420
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:45,907
We spent the whole day
doing everything I love:
421
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,736
drafting contracts,
arguing about rules,
422
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:52,043
and most importantly,
never leaving the house.
423
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,790
Come on.I don't want to.
424
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:00,922
Just one more time.
425
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,533
Fine.
426
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:06,188
Rock, paper, scissors,
candy, pony!
427
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,799
Rock trips pony. I win.
428
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:09,800
How do you keep winning?
429
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,367
You keep picking pony.
430
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,202
GORP?
431
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:29,211
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