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Don't use your spoon. You're not a baby.
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What is that?
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Tony, what's that?
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Vietnamese stew.
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Just great...
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Smells good.
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- Vietnamese stew?
- Yes.
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Tony made it.
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What makes it Vietnamese?
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Pseudo-Vietnamese.
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Okay...
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Seriously?
That's my bowl!
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This is mine!
That is yours!
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Please!
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Watch my laptop.
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Thank you.
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Like a bunch of three year olds.
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Really?
You're saving the computer?
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I'm saving my computer
from your soup. Of course.
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WHAT HAVE WE DONE
TO DESERVE THIS?
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Since Nina's apparently not showing,
we can go, right?
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Would you like to say
how you feel about it?
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No.
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That's typical.
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You could've said, "how nice
that everything turned out okay".
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It's just great. Nina doesn't smoke weed
anymore, she's going to school.
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She's completely changed.
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I'll be right back.
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Yes, that's true.
That is good news.
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Why didn't you say anything then?
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You sit around for 20 minutes, playing with
this talky mouse and then... nada.
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Absolutely.
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My mistake.
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She'll just be dramatic.
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No bad energy.
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So, here we are again.
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What's going on here?
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Nothing,
what's going on here for you?
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Well, that...
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Is this some kind of joke?
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Nina called me a couple of days ago
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and we decided
that this is the best place to...
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You let him hold the mouse
for 20 minutes,
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without telling us,
that our daughter is... what?
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Maybe you'd like to explain
the situation from your point of view?
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I converted to Islam.
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Alhamdulillah.
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Aha.
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What do you mean, "ah-ha?"
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Our 16 year-old daughter tells us,
she's converted to Islam,
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starts dressing up like a bat and
the only thing you have to say is "ah-ha?"
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You see?
I told you straight away.
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So...
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Yes...
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What do you have to do?
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- You can do it all online.
- Online?
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- You converted to Islam online?
- Yes.
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You just need to say one sentence
and have two witnesses.
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- What kind of sentence?
- What kind of witnesses?
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Aschhadu an laa ilaha illa'Llah
wa aschhadu anna Muhammadan rasulu'Llah.
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There is no god except for Allah and
Mohammed is His prophet and messenger.
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At least she's learning Arabic...
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I would suggest that you all
get a change of perspective.
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Let's change places and have the discussion
from the other's perspective.
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You take your mother's perspective...
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Then take that thing off!
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Not happening.
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You can't be me with that thing on.
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I'm not supposed to be you,
just to speak from your point of view.
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Correct.
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You take her father's point of view,
so that of your ex-husband.
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This should be good.
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This is completely crazy.
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I raised you my entire life
to be a feminist...
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- We.
- Yes. We.
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I...
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There's a hidden camera somewhere...
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I suggest, that you see this all
as her testing boundaries.
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- Some kids turn to drugs...
- That's why we're here.
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I could get the drugs and skipping school.
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But to freely choose
religious subjugation
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and to let someone else dictate,
what you wear, what you eat...
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As a kid, I had to eat fruits and veg
five times a day.
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I always said that
that was nonsense.
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What exactly do you find so bad
about this situation?
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- We consider religion...
- ... to be nonsense.
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Oh, well.
Our session is up, I'm afraid.
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I would like to suggest
another appointment for next week...
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No!
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Can't you just convert to Catholicism?
That'd be bad enough.
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And how will that help?
No one will notice.
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Nina, that get up is really backwards.
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I mean there are plenty
of Muslims who don't wear it.
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But I do.
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You wouldn't have taken my religion
seriously without a hijab and abaya.
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Am I right?
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Should we bring something over tonight?
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No.
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It's fine.
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Can you let me out here?
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- Why?
- I'll come over in a bit.
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Why? Where are you going?
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But please,
don't come over tonight wearing...
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... that!
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- Are you ashamed of me?
- No.
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I am just asking you not to.
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As a birthday gift.
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I should disavow myself
as your birthday present? Seriously?
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Nina, that isn't you.
That's just some ideological bullshit.
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Yeah, yeah! I'm going!
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Can't you see
that someone is getting out?
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Mom, don't get so upset.
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You'll get used to it.
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Inshallah
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Tony?
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Tony?
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You've reached Tony,
here comes the tone.
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Why aren't you answering?
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And don't forget
to bring the mousse au chocolat.
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Tony: I'll be there soon.
With a surprise. I love you.
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Super, that you love me.
Just great!
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But where are you?
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As-salam-alaikum!
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Many of you have been curious,
how I've been since I converted to Islam.
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If you have any questions,
just leave a comment. I'll gladly answer.
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I've been wearing the niqab
for about 2 months and I am very happy.
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Even if the infidels don't like it,
I don't care,
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because I don't like them either
and we just don't get each other.
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I want to say...
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- Why aren't you answering?
- Hello, mom! Did you call?
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Klara, it's you!
No, I have...
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What? Oh, come on...
Who cares.
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What's happening here?
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Klara!
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- Is everything okay with you?
- Yes.
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Do we need to announce it today?
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What do you mean, "announce"?
I'm 6 months pregnant.
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It's her birthday.
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I never understood,
why we always celebrate that together.
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Because we are family.
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I am certainly not
"family" with your ex-wife.
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Imagine that we weren't together anymore
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and I told you on your birthday,
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that I am having a baby
with someone else.
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You wouldn't like that either.
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No.
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I'm sorry, can you speak up?
I didn't quite follow that.
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Who should sit next to dad's woman?
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I don't care.
Just don't put her too close to me.
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Happy birthday!
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You're the birthday girl?
Yes, I am.
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I am very happy.
Thank you, that I am here.
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Happy birthday!
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- Did she write back?
- No, I just texted you.
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Why don't you ever answer me?
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Thanks.
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Give me that.
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That is Matthias.
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Elke is the woman I've always wanted,
I just wanted to tell you all that.
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- Perfect.
- Great.
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You're welcome.
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Where is our shelf?
Isn't having it so open a bit unpractical?
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- No, it's great having it open.
- Where's the old one?
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- Don't even think about it!
- It's at Helga's.
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That was my mother's.
You can't just give it to Helga.
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Darling?
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He's so sweet, you know?
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We ate a fish together in Trieste,
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and then he pulled out
all the bones for me...
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- Where did you find him?
- "Like me."
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What?
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Online.
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It's this online meet-up thing.
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- And how come you know it?
- Klara showed me last week.
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Did Klara do something with her eyes?
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- Didn't I tell you about that?
- No.
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With the money we gave her
for the trip to Vietnam.
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Well, at least you can see it.
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Others get an expensive
vulvar lip reduction.
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Which you then never see.
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That's true.
You're right.
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Why are you leaving your shoes outside?
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That's how we do it.
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Okay, listen up.
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You asked for an iPad...
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I thought, maybe you don't have to wait
until your birthday.
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All you have to do
is taking those rags off.
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Mummy.
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No.
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Happy birthday.
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Alhamdulillah.
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You can sit across from each other,
I even made those table cards.
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Allah the Merciful sent me here.
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Nina, you aren't sitting there.
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Yes, Nina converted to Islam.
Online.
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You can really do it, I googled it.
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You're insane!
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You're racist!
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Is that serious or in jest?
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She has her phases,
but they always seem to pass.
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Last year it was rabbit ears,
this year it's Barbapapa. Right, Nina?
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My name is now Fatima.
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Just like Prophet Mohammed's
favorite daughter.
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I wanted to be a nun at your age.
Believing in something gives you strength.
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- Yeah, well.
- What do you mean "yeah, well?"
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You are such a psycho.
Can't you just be normal?
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Not everyone is as narrow-minded
as you are!
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Maybe she fell in love,
and he's Muslim and that's why?
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Yeah, maybe.
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You all think you're so feminist!
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But you cannot fathom that maybe
I'm just doing this for myself?
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Well, I think it's important
that you believe in something!
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Fatima.
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The Nazis also believed in "something."
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If your belief makes you think
women need to cover their hair and body,
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to prevent men from having
impure thoughts,
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then that's pretty suboptimal
for the 21st century.
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Absolutely.
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I think it's hilarious that no one thinks
that women ever have impure thoughts.
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Then you should really hide
your six packs and behinds.
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Right, that is funny.
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I am Matthias, by the way,
I am not allowed to extend my hand, right?
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Better if you don't.
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- How's everything at college?
- Good.
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- What are you studying?
- Law.
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Stop eating the salad!
It's only a side!
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You don't have a drink yet.
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I don't feel right about drinking now.
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She's 16, they have their crazy ideas.
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They put on bunny ears
or drink themselves in a coma.
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That I get, but finding religion
as a form of rebellion?
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She leaves her shoes outside!
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Why didn't you adopt a second child,
instead of producing this complete idiot?
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She'll be normal again soon.
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I am just tired of her
always having to stand out!
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- I made her favorite roast.
- Yes, sure.
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There is mousse au chocolat
for you afterwards.
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Look, Wanda, Till and I
brought a surprise guest.
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He was dying to come.
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I didn't want to come,
I just wanted cake.
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- Cake?
- Are we having it now?
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It's not my fault.
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Mom says
a birthday without cake is sad.
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Happy birthday by the way.
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You were to bring mousse au chocolat!
I am going to flip out.
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You're getting a cake for your birthday.
What's the problem?
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The problem is that your ex-wife
refuses to accept boundaries
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and you always cave in to her.
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And that mousse au chocolat
is Klara's favorite dessert
251
00:15:36,543 --> 00:15:39,168
and that we don't have that now,
because Helga thinks I need cake.
252
00:15:39,418 --> 00:15:40,584
That is the problem.
253
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:44,709
And why are we having
Klara's favorite dessert for your birthday?
254
00:15:45,168 --> 00:15:46,668
Is Nina dressed up as a ghost?
255
00:15:47,084 --> 00:15:48,043
Yes.
256
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,043
Okay, got it.
257
00:15:55,251 --> 00:15:56,584
Come here.
258
00:15:57,584 --> 00:15:59,876
She just wants to get a rise out of you.
259
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,876
Why didn't you call?
260
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,209
Well, Franzi?
261
00:16:12,543 --> 00:16:14,459
You know that from home.
262
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:19,501
Allah wants me to learn
the meaning of true freedom.
263
00:16:19,751 --> 00:16:24,168
That freedom doesn't take place
on the surface but in our personalities.
264
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:27,626
You are great, how you are,
and it doesn't matter how you look.
265
00:16:27,876 --> 00:16:30,959
My clothes are no longer
about brands and stuff.
266
00:16:31,209 --> 00:16:33,876
I no longer wish to be an instrument
of capitalism.
267
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:36,584
- I think it's great.
- I want to be accepted, how I am.
268
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:39,709
I feel protected by Allah,
the all Merciful.
269
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:42,501
"Woman is a pearl, that we must protect."
270
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,584
I read that somewhere. Beautiful.
271
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:46,376
Where can you read that?
272
00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:50,501
Someone posted it,
but clothing is a type of protection.
273
00:16:50,751 --> 00:16:54,293
Men also wear motorcycle helmets
as a form of protection...
274
00:16:54,543 --> 00:16:56,043
How can you stand that?
275
00:16:56,293 --> 00:16:58,584
As long as he's good in the sack,
he can say whatever he wants.
276
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:00,959
Astaghfirullah, what is that?
277
00:17:01,626 --> 00:17:05,084
That is your favorite dish,
if my information is correct.
278
00:17:05,626 --> 00:17:07,876
- Nina, please!
- My name is Fatima.
279
00:17:08,459 --> 00:17:11,459
Until yesterday, you were Nina
and ate everything.
280
00:17:11,709 --> 00:17:15,918
Yeah so? Should we throw the roast away
in the name of Allah?
281
00:17:16,293 --> 00:17:19,209
No, I am vegetarian.
I don't eat anything with eyes.
282
00:17:19,459 --> 00:17:21,001
Then give it to me.
283
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,376
So no animals with eyes.
284
00:17:29,668 --> 00:17:31,501
Is that haram?
285
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,918
No, but gummy bears
for example are haram.
286
00:17:35,168 --> 00:17:37,126
What's with gummy bears?
287
00:17:37,418 --> 00:17:40,084
You shouldn't eat those,
if you don't want to go to hell.
288
00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:41,959
Do I want to go to hell?
289
00:17:42,209 --> 00:17:44,834
It doesn't matter, if you want to,
there is no such thing as hell.
290
00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:48,251
Really? Congrats!
291
00:17:53,626 --> 00:17:57,043
- For "hot nights"?
- Yes, that's totally great. Look.
292
00:18:00,918 --> 00:18:02,334
Let me see.
293
00:18:02,584 --> 00:18:04,626
- Let's add a beard.
- Or horns.
294
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,043
It's a nice gimmick.
It feels so good.
295
00:18:09,876 --> 00:18:11,959
- Here you go.
- I don't drink alcohol.
296
00:18:12,293 --> 00:18:14,043
- Just to toast.
- No.
297
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,918
Six months ago, I picked her up in Flex
totally hammered,
298
00:18:17,168 --> 00:18:20,709
and she told me that I was
so old fashioned, for getting so upset,
299
00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:22,959
and then she puked in my car.
300
00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:25,501
Then you can be happy,
that I no longer drink.
301
00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:28,209
But now you'd have a rag with you
to wipe up your mess.
302
00:18:28,668 --> 00:18:30,126
What a bunch of crap.
303
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:31,793
Here you go.
304
00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:34,001
Me too, non-alcoholic.
305
00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:36,293
We came by car. Sissy is driving.
306
00:18:41,668 --> 00:18:43,626
And a kiddie champagne.
307
00:18:44,043 --> 00:18:45,959
Dude, at home I always get the real stuff.
308
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:49,043
You are as home here as you are at home.
309
00:18:49,418 --> 00:18:51,334
We are all one family.
310
00:18:52,751 --> 00:18:59,793
How grand that you were born,
how we would have missed you so.
311
00:19:00,293 --> 00:19:05,668
How great that we're together,
we wish you the very best, birthday girl.
312
00:19:06,126 --> 00:19:07,251
Thank you!
313
00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:09,251
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
314
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:11,834
- To you!
- Cheers, cheers, cheers!
315
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:14,251
Franzi!
316
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:16,876
Seriously?
317
00:19:17,126 --> 00:19:19,251
I thought there would be
mousse au chocolat.
318
00:19:19,501 --> 00:19:21,834
- Me too.
- That's so typical.
319
00:19:22,084 --> 00:19:23,793
Can you explain that to her?
320
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:28,084
There are gummy bears on it.
321
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,418
We are all going to hell.
322
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,584
We're going to take off soon.
323
00:19:57,501 --> 00:19:58,834
- Are you coming?
- Absolutely.
324
00:19:59,084 --> 00:20:00,168
Absolutely!
325
00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:05,959
Tony?
326
00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:08,918
Till, can you give me a hand?
327
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:10,501
Dude, that's what I am doing.
328
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,251
Thanks, dude!
329
00:20:14,043 --> 00:20:16,084
You can take it off now, right?
330
00:20:17,376 --> 00:20:18,501
What?
331
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,918
I cannot take it off
when men are in the room.
332
00:20:22,168 --> 00:20:23,876
Seriously?
333
00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:26,459
For my sake you can take it off.
334
00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:30,043
Take off those goddamn rags!
It's ridiculous!
335
00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:33,001
Stop! Enough!
There is a solution for everything!
336
00:20:33,251 --> 00:20:34,876
Do not get involved!
337
00:20:36,084 --> 00:20:37,168
Nina?
338
00:20:37,418 --> 00:20:39,959
Keep it on.
It looks great.
339
00:20:40,209 --> 00:20:42,459
May Allah grant you reason.
340
00:20:43,126 --> 00:20:45,959
That was the best birthday ever.
341
00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:47,876
Really?
342
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,126
Maybe I should read her diary.
343
00:20:55,043 --> 00:20:57,876
Yeah, that turned out really well.
344
00:20:59,501 --> 00:21:01,584
I need to do something.
345
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:06,543
Relax.
346
00:21:22,584 --> 00:21:24,293
I want to go to mom!
347
00:21:26,376 --> 00:21:28,043
Dude, that was obvious!
348
00:21:30,126 --> 00:21:32,876
Excellent, Franzi.
Timing is everything.
349
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:38,376
How grand that you were born,
how we would have missed you so.
350
00:21:38,626 --> 00:21:40,543
Thank you, very nice.
351
00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:43,793
Thank you, for the cake as well.
Great idea!
352
00:21:44,084 --> 00:21:45,501
Don't mention it.
353
00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:50,043
And if you ever want to talk
about Nina, then give me a call.
354
00:21:53,918 --> 00:21:55,793
DE-RADICALISATION
355
00:21:57,043 --> 00:22:00,834
Yeah, Till texted me about it.
He was really worried about it.
356
00:22:01,334 --> 00:22:05,626
We should all calm down a bit
and take care of what we can.
357
00:22:05,876 --> 00:22:07,168
Good night!
358
00:22:07,418 --> 00:22:09,793
Sorry, I didn't want to get involved.
359
00:22:10,043 --> 00:22:12,209
We recently had this workshop.
360
00:22:12,459 --> 00:22:14,959
There were several at my school
who converted.
361
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:19,168
That's not as big of a deal
as you might think.
362
00:22:19,418 --> 00:22:21,501
I cannot eat gummy bears anymore, dad.
363
00:22:22,209 --> 00:22:24,168
Yeah, they'll rot your teeth.
364
00:22:24,418 --> 00:22:27,043
And I'll go to hell!
Because of haram.
365
00:22:28,501 --> 00:22:30,001
- Ciao.
- Kisses.
366
00:22:30,251 --> 00:22:32,293
- Ciao.
- Kisses!
367
00:22:32,543 --> 00:22:34,834
- Bye-bye.
- Ciao!
368
00:22:35,084 --> 00:22:38,209
Ciao, ciao! Bye, everyone.
Bye. Adios.
369
00:22:38,876 --> 00:22:40,584
Ciao, ciao, ciao!
370
00:22:48,084 --> 00:22:51,168
You like it more
when I zigzag or as a serpent?
371
00:22:51,501 --> 00:22:53,959
I can do the hamster.
372
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,043
Can't you hear that?
373
00:22:59,626 --> 00:23:01,543
The retard locked herself in the bath.
374
00:23:01,793 --> 00:23:03,668
Till, retard is not a foul name!
375
00:23:03,918 --> 00:23:06,084
Dude, do something.
Please!
376
00:23:06,543 --> 00:23:08,209
What a bunch of crap here!
377
00:23:19,959 --> 00:23:21,126
Nina?
378
00:23:21,376 --> 00:23:23,918
What's going on in there?
Are you not feeling well?
379
00:23:25,918 --> 00:23:28,001
- Are you alone?
- Yes.
380
00:23:32,126 --> 00:23:33,626
Can't you all leave me alone?
381
00:23:33,876 --> 00:23:37,084
It's almost time for prayer,
I don't have time for your shit!
382
00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:41,209
And you can only do that
with your teeth brushed?
383
00:23:43,959 --> 00:23:47,084
No, but you have to ritually
cleanse yourself before the prayer.
384
00:23:47,334 --> 00:23:48,626
Wudu.
385
00:23:51,459 --> 00:23:52,668
Wudu.
386
00:24:11,709 --> 00:24:14,043
- I have to go.
- Can I come with?
387
00:24:14,334 --> 00:24:16,876
- Aren't you taking the bike?
- It's probably haram.
388
00:24:18,751 --> 00:24:22,334
Yes, it is!
I just read about it in a forum.
389
00:24:30,584 --> 00:24:31,751
Great.
390
00:24:51,834 --> 00:24:52,918
Nina?
391
00:24:53,168 --> 00:24:54,126
Nina?
392
00:24:54,376 --> 00:24:55,751
What is it?
393
00:24:56,001 --> 00:24:57,709
That won't be well received at school.
394
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:02,168
Assam Aleykum.
395
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:07,334
- "Wa-Aleykum As-Salam" you mean.
- Don't try to missionize me!
396
00:25:07,751 --> 00:25:11,668
You are always doing that! With Klara
you always spoke Vietnamese,
397
00:25:11,918 --> 00:25:14,251
although she didn't want to learn it.
398
00:25:14,501 --> 00:25:17,834
- Klara is Vietnamese!
- Klara is Austrian!
399
00:25:18,543 --> 00:25:21,251
But Klara is from there
and everyone sees it.
400
00:25:21,501 --> 00:25:23,584
And I am a Muslim
and everyone sees it.
401
00:25:30,918 --> 00:25:32,334
As-salamu alaykum, sister.
402
00:25:34,376 --> 00:25:35,918
For four weeks now?
403
00:25:36,418 --> 00:25:38,043
Why don't you call?
404
00:25:38,584 --> 00:25:42,584
We get a letter from school
for every little thing, but not for this?
405
00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:47,084
I didn't think that you didn't know
that your daughter is wearing a headscarf.
406
00:25:47,334 --> 00:25:49,043
Everyone here knows that.
407
00:25:49,293 --> 00:25:51,584
Mr. Principal, sir!
Quiet please!
408
00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:53,293
In a second!
409
00:25:54,709 --> 00:25:56,501
Come on, it's a great thing!
410
00:25:56,751 --> 00:25:57,876
What is?
411
00:25:58,293 --> 00:26:01,084
Excuse me,
it is a political statement!
412
00:26:02,251 --> 00:26:03,584
What are you talking about?
413
00:26:03,834 --> 00:26:07,959
You know that right wing idiots
tore off a girl's headscarf?
414
00:26:08,209 --> 00:26:11,376
The show of solidarity by
female teachers and students?
415
00:26:11,626 --> 00:26:16,959
Why didn't the male teachers and students
wear a scarf?
416
00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:18,751
Yeah, that would have been funny.
417
00:26:19,001 --> 00:26:21,418
But way too complex,
no one would have understood it.
418
00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:24,668
It's absurd!
The guys run around like normal
419
00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:27,251
while the girls have to
cover themselves up.
420
00:26:27,501 --> 00:26:30,418
If you want to prohibit your daughter
from wearing a scarf, you are welcome to.
421
00:26:30,668 --> 00:26:35,293
I think, as long as no one becomes a radical
you should be able to wear what you want.
422
00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:38,418
Hey, baseball caps in the lockers!
423
00:26:38,668 --> 00:26:39,334
Dude!
424
00:26:39,584 --> 00:26:40,918
Dude!
425
00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:43,418
And you.
426
00:26:44,043 --> 00:26:45,334
Keep your head up!
427
00:26:45,584 --> 00:26:48,668
About time we went out
and had a drink again.
428
00:26:49,793 --> 00:26:51,293
Let's do that!
429
00:26:52,709 --> 00:26:54,668
Heater's up and running, boss.
430
00:26:54,959 --> 00:26:56,834
- Great.
- Thanks.
431
00:26:59,376 --> 00:27:01,418
There's a solution for everything.
432
00:27:01,834 --> 00:27:03,543
Bans are not one.
433
00:27:05,334 --> 00:27:06,376
So ladies and gentlemen!
434
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:08,668
NOT IN OUR SCHOOL
435
00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:11,293
Good morning, Mr. Principal.
436
00:27:30,334 --> 00:27:32,876
What's the matter?
Is everything okay?
437
00:27:34,084 --> 00:27:35,751
Could be better.
438
00:27:36,709 --> 00:27:38,376
Okay. Thanks.
439
00:27:45,376 --> 00:27:48,084
- Are you into Wudu?
- Voodoo?
440
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:50,376
- Not "Voodoo," "Wudu."
- Voodoo?
441
00:27:50,626 --> 00:27:52,793
- No, Wudu.
- That shaman thing?
442
00:27:53,043 --> 00:27:55,418
It's the cleansing before prayer.
Aren't you Muslim?
443
00:27:55,668 --> 00:27:58,334
I am an Alevi,
we do not have to cleanse ourselves.
444
00:27:59,876 --> 00:28:01,709
Then who performs Wudu?
445
00:28:02,876 --> 00:28:05,418
Not a clue,
Sunnis, Shias, Wahhabis...
446
00:28:05,668 --> 00:28:07,293
I don't really know.
447
00:28:07,543 --> 00:28:09,584
They have seven million rules
for everything.
448
00:28:09,834 --> 00:28:11,543
The more radical they are,
the more rules they have.
449
00:28:11,793 --> 00:28:14,293
Depending on
the religious crazy.
450
00:28:15,251 --> 00:28:16,584
Why?
451
00:28:18,251 --> 00:28:20,209
- Nina converted.
- What?
452
00:28:20,459 --> 00:28:24,376
With Wudu, headscarf, dress.
Everything.
453
00:28:24,668 --> 00:28:26,626
That's just... wow!
And why?
454
00:28:26,876 --> 00:28:30,001
Don't know.
For solidarity, or...
455
00:28:30,293 --> 00:28:31,293
... coolness.
456
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,293
Yeah, I know.
Islam is totally in.
457
00:28:34,543 --> 00:28:37,668
The further things move to the right,
the cooler Islam becomes.
458
00:28:37,918 --> 00:28:41,834
The youth have no clue about Islam,
but know everything that's haram.
459
00:28:42,084 --> 00:28:45,626
"Brother, smoking is haram,
drinking is haram."
460
00:28:46,001 --> 00:28:48,918
"iPhone is haram,
Going out is haram."
461
00:28:49,584 --> 00:28:51,668
Just make sure
she doesn't become radicalized.
462
00:28:52,918 --> 00:28:55,876
Pretty funny. I didn't even notice
that she converted.
463
00:28:56,126 --> 00:29:02,834
ISLAMISM
RIGHT WING RADICALISM
464
00:29:11,293 --> 00:29:13,043
Excuse me, ma'am.
465
00:29:14,293 --> 00:29:17,126
I am very sorry.
Excuse me.
466
00:29:22,168 --> 00:29:24,459
- First time here?
- Yes.
467
00:29:25,709 --> 00:29:28,501
- Son or daughter?
- Daughter.
468
00:29:29,293 --> 00:29:31,459
I have a daughter, too.
469
00:29:31,709 --> 00:29:35,168
Nothing but problems.
Is your daughter already married?
470
00:29:35,584 --> 00:29:37,293
No.
471
00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:38,751
She's only 16!
472
00:29:39,001 --> 00:29:41,459
Same as mine, also 16!
473
00:29:47,501 --> 00:29:49,709
Bye, see you next time.
474
00:29:52,043 --> 00:29:54,334
What's wrong with you?
Give him your hand!
475
00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:56,959
- What is your goddamn problem?
- It's okay.
476
00:29:57,209 --> 00:29:59,834
- Where are you going?
- To see you. - You need an appointment.
477
00:30:00,126 --> 00:30:02,043
But it's an emergency.
478
00:30:02,959 --> 00:30:04,918
Nina. Nina Rath.
479
00:30:05,834 --> 00:30:07,376
With "Th."
480
00:30:07,626 --> 00:30:09,709
- Age?
- 16.
481
00:30:09,959 --> 00:30:13,584
Look, It's common for them
to explore themselves in puberty.
482
00:30:13,834 --> 00:30:15,543
Very few are ever radicalized.
483
00:30:15,793 --> 00:30:17,751
I find it all quite radical.
484
00:30:18,001 --> 00:30:21,751
She's wearing a veil. She no longer
listens to music because it's haram.
485
00:30:22,376 --> 00:30:26,043
There's a watering can next to the toilet
because toilet paper is haram.
486
00:30:26,293 --> 00:30:29,043
She has an app telling her what's halal.
487
00:30:29,543 --> 00:30:32,168
And yet: She's not going to end up
in Syria overnight.
488
00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:35,501
Marriage is more likely.
489
00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:38,001
Oh god, that's worse.
490
00:30:38,251 --> 00:30:41,793
Look, no one really knows
what's going through a 16 year-old's head.
491
00:30:42,043 --> 00:30:43,751
The girl from before for example:
492
00:30:44,001 --> 00:30:46,543
she was a devout Catholic,
he is Muslim.
493
00:30:46,793 --> 00:30:50,293
The Salafists married her in the mosque
so they could have sex.
494
00:30:50,543 --> 00:30:54,293
And then they kept going to the mosque,
as a sign of gratitude, so to speak.
495
00:30:55,959 --> 00:30:58,043
We are not devout Catholics.
496
00:30:58,293 --> 00:31:01,918
We aren't religious either.
We are none of the above.
497
00:31:02,501 --> 00:31:04,126
We're actually...
498
00:31:04,918 --> 00:31:05,834
... great.
499
00:31:06,793 --> 00:31:08,251
Yes, great.
Wonderful.
500
00:31:08,501 --> 00:31:10,876
Look, this one here.
501
00:31:11,543 --> 00:31:13,293
She's put together some bombs.
502
00:31:13,751 --> 00:31:17,084
Now she's a part of the bomb squad
for the Armed Forces.
503
00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:18,834
The Armed Forces?
504
00:31:19,084 --> 00:31:21,793
What's important is
that you all speak to each other.
505
00:31:22,043 --> 00:31:24,918
Laugh together, eat together.
506
00:31:25,626 --> 00:31:29,084
And if the kids don't want
to eat something, because it's haram,
507
00:31:29,334 --> 00:31:32,043
then buy halal.
It's all the same.
508
00:31:33,251 --> 00:31:35,001
It is not all the same.
509
00:31:35,418 --> 00:31:38,459
It is not the same.
I don't want any part of this.
510
00:31:38,709 --> 00:31:42,376
I don't want to buy halal.
I won't do it.
511
00:31:56,168 --> 00:31:57,501
Sorry.
512
00:32:05,001 --> 00:32:06,376
Can I help?
513
00:32:06,834 --> 00:32:09,251
Yes, I am looking for something halal.
514
00:32:09,501 --> 00:32:11,751
Everything is halal here,
that's the whole point.
515
00:32:12,418 --> 00:32:14,293
Everything's halal,
except for what's haram.
516
00:32:14,751 --> 00:32:16,793
Some things are makruh,
that's something in between.
517
00:32:17,251 --> 00:32:18,584
Better not to do that too.
518
00:32:18,834 --> 00:32:21,709
Here you're on the safe side.
Everything is certified.
519
00:32:22,209 --> 00:32:24,168
Like organic products.
Okay?
520
00:32:25,209 --> 00:32:26,043
Okay!
521
00:32:32,918 --> 00:32:34,209
Hello!
522
00:32:34,459 --> 00:32:35,876
Hello.
523
00:32:43,501 --> 00:32:45,459
Did you also convert?
524
00:32:46,918 --> 00:32:48,168
I spoke to an expert.
525
00:32:48,418 --> 00:32:50,834
You should reach out to the youth
wherever they are.
526
00:32:51,126 --> 00:32:54,834
Laugh, talk and eat together with them.
527
00:32:56,168 --> 00:32:59,334
That's the thing
they want to do the most with us.
528
00:33:00,334 --> 00:33:02,834
Do you need to do that
at the kitchen table?
529
00:33:03,959 --> 00:33:05,376
Yes, no, I...
530
00:33:05,626 --> 00:33:08,001
We stopped eating together,
531
00:33:08,251 --> 00:33:10,501
because it didn't work,
if you remember.
532
00:33:11,459 --> 00:33:12,793
Yes...
533
00:33:13,043 --> 00:33:14,334
And that was wrong.
534
00:33:14,584 --> 00:33:16,501
Oh, okay.
Yeah, okay.
535
00:33:19,751 --> 00:33:21,126
Fine then.
536
00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:24,543
Are you making jellyfish there?
537
00:33:25,626 --> 00:33:27,001
Yes. Jellyfish.
538
00:33:27,251 --> 00:33:28,501
Great.
539
00:33:34,918 --> 00:33:37,168
You can't smoke weed here, Till.
540
00:33:38,043 --> 00:33:39,501
Can you raise Nina instead of me?
541
00:33:39,876 --> 00:33:40,834
Food's almost ready.
542
00:33:41,084 --> 00:33:43,209
- Perhaps you'd like to come in.
- Is that an order?
543
00:33:43,459 --> 00:33:45,126
- A request!
- Great.
544
00:33:46,709 --> 00:33:49,043
An invocation while staring in the mirror.
545
00:33:49,293 --> 00:33:52,001
"Save my face from the fires of hell."
546
00:33:53,043 --> 00:33:55,251
What can go wrong there?
547
00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:57,376
- Nina?
- Wallah, no idea.
548
00:33:57,668 --> 00:33:58,959
Nina?
549
00:33:59,918 --> 00:34:02,168
Fatima! She's never going to remember.
550
00:34:03,834 --> 00:34:05,793
We're eating together tonight.
551
00:34:07,709 --> 00:34:09,751
- Why?
- Wow.
552
00:34:15,001 --> 00:34:16,959
Where did you get all of that?
553
00:34:18,001 --> 00:34:19,793
From the mosque.
554
00:34:21,376 --> 00:34:25,293
There's this really cool flea market,
nothing's for sale just in exchange.
555
00:34:25,543 --> 00:34:28,876
If you don't have any money,
you just take what you need.
556
00:34:36,751 --> 00:34:38,209
You are welcome to eat here, Miriam.
557
00:34:38,459 --> 00:34:39,459
Wonderful, thanks...
558
00:34:39,709 --> 00:34:41,959
Her name is Maryam
and she needs to go home.
559
00:34:42,251 --> 00:34:44,293
I bought everything halal.
560
00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,126
Allah will reward you.
561
00:34:49,126 --> 00:34:50,626
Thrilled to hear it.
562
00:34:54,543 --> 00:34:57,459
I would like to understand
the headscarf and what not.
563
00:34:57,709 --> 00:35:00,501
Then Google it.
And leave us alone.
564
00:35:00,751 --> 00:35:02,376
I will be over later.
565
00:35:02,626 --> 00:35:05,751
I don't know what it's like in Islam,
but in our world it's like this:
566
00:35:06,001 --> 00:35:08,959
either you come over right now,
or I'm turning off your internet.
567
00:35:09,209 --> 00:35:10,668
Got it?
568
00:35:11,459 --> 00:35:14,043
Wallah, I would really like to move out.
569
00:35:14,876 --> 00:35:15,834
Seriously.
570
00:35:18,709 --> 00:35:20,209
Is that the appetizer?
571
00:35:22,459 --> 00:35:23,501
- No.
- No?
572
00:35:23,751 --> 00:35:26,168
- Main course.
- Main course.
573
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:30,126
Look.
Halal gummy bears.
574
00:35:38,418 --> 00:35:40,834
Yes, good for you. It's all halal.
575
00:35:42,709 --> 00:35:46,001
What did they say about your
headscarf at school?
576
00:35:46,501 --> 00:35:50,126
They all make stupid comments, etc.
To be expected. The infidels.
577
00:35:50,376 --> 00:35:52,584
Allah the Merciful will forgive them.
578
00:36:00,543 --> 00:36:01,501
What's that?
579
00:36:02,209 --> 00:36:03,459
Okra.
580
00:36:05,418 --> 00:36:07,709
That's haram.
Completely haram.
581
00:36:11,001 --> 00:36:12,501
By the way, today your principal said...
582
00:36:12,751 --> 00:36:16,001
Why do you go see the principal
for every little thing?
583
00:36:16,501 --> 00:36:18,751
Sorry, but that is totally normal.
584
00:36:19,001 --> 00:36:21,709
No, it isn't.
No one does such a thing.
585
00:36:21,959 --> 00:36:24,876
I am 16 and there's a freedom of religion.
586
00:36:25,334 --> 00:36:27,293
What? You have no idea
what I want to say.
587
00:36:27,543 --> 00:36:29,584
That she should take off
the robe or something.
588
00:36:29,834 --> 00:36:33,126
It's not that hard to figure out.
May I be excused?
589
00:36:33,584 --> 00:36:35,543
- No.
- Yes.
590
00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:36,959
Hello everyone!
591
00:36:37,209 --> 00:36:39,459
Hello. Do you want to eat with us?
592
00:36:39,709 --> 00:36:41,501
No thank you, I am about to leave.
593
00:36:41,751 --> 00:36:43,834
- Okay.
- You didn't miss anything.
594
00:36:44,293 --> 00:36:46,584
Are you going to turn off her Internet?
595
00:36:48,001 --> 00:36:51,709
Why can't we just eat together in peace?
596
00:36:53,376 --> 00:36:54,959
Or are you anorexic now as well?
597
00:36:55,209 --> 00:36:58,751
Stop being so paranoid
and leave me alone!
598
00:36:59,543 --> 00:37:02,584
I am your mother,
I will never leave you alone!
599
00:37:03,626 --> 00:37:05,543
Did I really say that?
600
00:37:17,209 --> 00:37:21,168
I started off with the present today.
I think, it'll be all good.
601
00:37:21,418 --> 00:37:22,584
What kind of present?
602
00:37:23,751 --> 00:37:24,918
For Harald and Sissy.
603
00:37:25,168 --> 00:37:29,043
That's totally getting on my nerves.
And now the church too!
604
00:37:29,668 --> 00:37:32,543
But you aren't going to make
a huge deal out of that too, are you?
605
00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:34,418
Sissy is Catholic.
606
00:37:34,668 --> 00:37:36,751
I'm not going to make a big deal.
607
00:37:39,501 --> 00:37:44,001
In the name of Allah: oh thank you,
that I may use this bath.
608
00:37:47,584 --> 00:37:49,543
In the name of Allah...
609
00:37:51,043 --> 00:37:52,751
Will you need much longer?
610
00:37:53,251 --> 00:37:56,834
- No, come in.
- I cannot be in a bathroom with men.
611
00:37:57,876 --> 00:37:59,293
Tony...?
612
00:38:01,376 --> 00:38:05,251
Now I touched you, sorry!
Is that okay? Or not?
613
00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:08,126
Get out!
614
00:38:10,876 --> 00:38:14,376
Wudu is beauty and cleanliness.
615
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,668
You have to say "Bismillahi-r."
616
00:38:18,209 --> 00:38:21,043
What does "Bismillahi-r" mean?
"In the name of Allah."
617
00:38:21,293 --> 00:38:23,501
First your hands.
618
00:38:24,418 --> 00:38:28,876
Wash your hands. Wash them well,
wash them well, wash them well...
619
00:38:29,293 --> 00:38:31,001
You don't always need to...
620
00:38:31,251 --> 00:38:32,501
Is he being serious?
621
00:38:32,751 --> 00:38:36,793
It's just some instruction. I got it online.
There are thousands of them.
622
00:38:37,668 --> 00:38:40,959
And the women are always
standing invisible in the background?
623
00:38:41,543 --> 00:38:44,501
Dude, no one cares
about the picture.
624
00:38:44,751 --> 00:38:47,876
It really doesn't matter.
Give me my cell.
625
00:38:48,876 --> 00:38:51,043
No, it does matter, Nina.
626
00:38:51,293 --> 00:38:54,334
It really does matter,
that is the problem.
627
00:38:54,584 --> 00:38:56,043
That's what it's all about.
628
00:38:56,293 --> 00:38:58,709
... So and now come over here...
629
00:38:58,959 --> 00:39:00,043
You are the problem!
630
00:39:00,293 --> 00:39:02,376
You're making a big deal
out of everything!
631
00:39:02,626 --> 00:39:05,793
That's exactly what Tony just said!
632
00:39:07,376 --> 00:39:10,501
- I forgot someth...
- Have you lost your mind?
633
00:39:10,793 --> 00:39:13,084
You can't just come in here.
634
00:39:13,334 --> 00:39:15,501
My purification is now voided.
635
00:39:16,001 --> 00:39:18,751
It's water.
What can be voided about that?
636
00:39:19,001 --> 00:39:22,918
That's just how it is.
Could you please accept this?
637
00:39:23,501 --> 00:39:24,751
Not so easy.
638
00:39:26,001 --> 00:39:27,459
Listen to me.
639
00:39:27,959 --> 00:39:30,418
You can pray here
and have your faith,
640
00:39:30,668 --> 00:39:33,043
but this is our shared bathroom.
641
00:39:33,293 --> 00:39:36,209
I built this furniture
and we are not living in Saudi Arabia!
642
00:39:36,459 --> 00:39:39,793
If you wish to move there
when you turn 18, fine...
643
00:39:40,043 --> 00:39:42,876
- No, she cannot!
- Yes, I can, because I'll be 18.
644
00:39:43,418 --> 00:39:45,668
Do you really think, she'd do it?
645
00:39:45,918 --> 00:39:49,418
We'll watch a documentary next week
and that will be that.
646
00:39:49,668 --> 00:39:50,626
Hopefully!
647
00:39:50,876 --> 00:39:54,001
As long as you live in our apartment,
648
00:39:54,251 --> 00:39:58,793
stop being a pain in the arse!
Okay? Thanks.
649
00:39:59,501 --> 00:40:00,918
... Left head...
650
00:40:01,168 --> 00:40:02,918
Can't you say something?
651
00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:06,001
What should I say?
He's completely right.
652
00:40:06,584 --> 00:40:09,334
He's not even my dad
and he's talking to me like that.
653
00:40:10,751 --> 00:40:13,334
... Now we are,
with the steps now complete,
654
00:40:13,584 --> 00:40:15,834
but we need to say something.
655
00:40:16,084 --> 00:40:18,584
Super! Awesome! Thanks!
656
00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:20,501
Now I have to start over!
657
00:40:46,668 --> 00:40:48,709
Do you have a boyfriend?
658
00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:54,584
No.
659
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:03,501
Nina!
660
00:41:04,501 --> 00:41:07,793
Why can't we talk to each other normally?
661
00:41:09,084 --> 00:41:11,501
I can yell at you all I want.
I am your mother!
662
00:41:11,751 --> 00:41:13,751
You don't have a clue about life!
Bye.
663
00:41:14,001 --> 00:41:15,501
Maryam, stay here!
664
00:41:17,626 --> 00:41:19,001
Just like my mom.
665
00:41:36,376 --> 00:41:39,043
- Let me tell you something!
- No, I'll tell you something!
666
00:41:39,293 --> 00:41:40,876
I don't want your daughter
having any contact with mine!
667
00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:42,876
I don't want my daughter
having contact to yours!
668
00:41:43,126 --> 00:41:45,584
I refuse to allow Nina
driving Maryam back to the middle ages!
669
00:41:45,834 --> 00:41:48,584
Putting on a scarf,
just because a Muslim was spit on.
670
00:41:48,834 --> 00:41:50,709
Nonsense!
They shouldn't have done that!
671
00:41:50,959 --> 00:41:54,501
They should have helped her
take it off, instead of putting one on!
672
00:41:54,751 --> 00:41:58,376
It's all fun for your daughter.
For mine it's a catastrophe.
673
00:41:58,626 --> 00:42:02,501
She should be studying and not
ruining her future. We are in Vienna!
674
00:42:02,751 --> 00:42:06,209
You are the Muslims!
For you, headscarves are normal!
675
00:42:06,459 --> 00:42:08,418
It's not normal
it's anti-feminist!
676
00:42:08,668 --> 00:42:09,709
That's it exactly!
677
00:42:09,959 --> 00:42:11,709
Yes! What a bunch of nonsense!
678
00:42:11,959 --> 00:42:16,168
She doesn't want to be out alone.
So she's getting my daughter involved.
679
00:42:16,418 --> 00:42:17,834
They don't want to swim anymore.
680
00:42:18,084 --> 00:42:21,834
What's next? Getting married
and dropping out of school?
681
00:42:22,501 --> 00:42:24,001
Nina loves swimming!
682
00:42:30,418 --> 00:42:31,501
I've finished here.
683
00:42:31,751 --> 00:42:35,084
Bring your daughter to her senses.
No contact. Is that clear?
684
00:42:35,334 --> 00:42:37,959
None!
Until this is solved!
685
00:42:38,418 --> 00:42:39,959
Yes, that's okay...
686
00:42:40,209 --> 00:42:42,584
- Hello, doctor.
- Hello.
687
00:42:42,834 --> 00:42:46,876
You'll feel a little prick,
when you awake, it'll all be over.
688
00:42:47,126 --> 00:42:49,543
Excuse me, may I ask you something?
689
00:42:49,793 --> 00:42:51,251
Yes, of course, Mrs....
690
00:42:51,501 --> 00:42:53,001
... Petrovic.
691
00:42:53,251 --> 00:42:56,334
You'll be operating on me, correct?
692
00:42:56,584 --> 00:42:58,543
I'm just asking preventively,
693
00:42:58,793 --> 00:43:02,584
because you read so much
about the Muhammadan.
694
00:43:02,918 --> 00:43:06,793
Mrs. Petrovic, Dr. Sarwad
is a senior doctor just like me.
695
00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:10,709
Our schedule determines who operates,
not religious affiliation
696
00:43:10,959 --> 00:43:13,418
or appearance,
or anything else.
697
00:43:13,668 --> 00:43:15,459
Yes, I was just wondering.
698
00:43:16,793 --> 00:43:18,751
I can't believe it...
699
00:43:19,209 --> 00:43:21,168
It's okay. She's just scared.
700
00:43:21,418 --> 00:43:23,209
Yes, but of the wrong things!
701
00:43:23,459 --> 00:43:27,459
We removed half of her lung
and she smokes 40 cigarettes a day,
702
00:43:27,709 --> 00:43:30,001
and she's afraid of you?
703
00:43:38,793 --> 00:43:40,001
Nina!
704
00:43:43,084 --> 00:43:45,084
- What are you doing here?
- Picking you up.
705
00:43:45,334 --> 00:43:48,001
- I thought we'll have a bite to eat.
- We aren't eating.
706
00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:49,959
What do you mean you aren't eating?
707
00:43:50,209 --> 00:43:52,168
We're eating after sundown.
708
00:43:52,584 --> 00:43:53,793
It's Ramadan.
709
00:43:56,709 --> 00:43:59,209
Okay, then... Ramadan.
710
00:43:59,959 --> 00:44:01,668
I am here with the car.
711
00:44:01,918 --> 00:44:03,834
Come on, it's cold.
712
00:44:06,793 --> 00:44:09,709
Your mother says,
she needs you in the bakery.
713
00:44:09,959 --> 00:44:11,918
So I can't take you with.
714
00:44:12,251 --> 00:44:14,043
I don't care about her.
715
00:44:15,168 --> 00:44:16,459
What did you do?
716
00:44:16,709 --> 00:44:20,001
It's great that you are
sticking up for this girl,
717
00:44:20,251 --> 00:44:22,459
but you are going way too far.
718
00:44:22,709 --> 00:44:26,209
Not going to swimming practice
is out of the question!
719
00:44:26,459 --> 00:44:27,959
You love swimming!
720
00:44:28,209 --> 00:44:31,459
I hate swimming!
I hate it when everyone stares at me.
721
00:44:33,209 --> 00:44:37,543
You loved our vacations
to the nudist beaches in Croatia!
722
00:44:37,793 --> 00:44:40,418
- No, I did not!
- Yes, you did.
723
00:44:40,668 --> 00:44:43,584
You went to a nudist beach?
Really?
724
00:44:43,876 --> 00:44:49,126
You always said, we're Generation Porn
and everything is ultra-sexualized.
725
00:44:49,376 --> 00:44:51,751
They want to take our clothes off,
we want to put them back on!
726
00:44:52,001 --> 00:44:54,959
You went out and protested that women
should decide about their bodies.
727
00:44:55,209 --> 00:44:58,376
But not for them to cover themselves
just to keep men from getting horny.
728
00:44:58,626 --> 00:45:00,459
Dude, mom, please...
729
00:45:00,709 --> 00:45:04,168
We told our swimming teacher,
"we'll swim, but in a burkini."
730
00:45:04,418 --> 00:45:06,084
She told us it wasn't allowed.
731
00:45:06,334 --> 00:45:10,626
That's all okay, but not a burkini?
Where's the logic in that?
732
00:45:10,876 --> 00:45:14,793
Are you only allowed to swim
if everyone can see everything?
733
00:45:15,043 --> 00:45:16,584
Like on "Germany's Next Top Model,"
734
00:45:16,834 --> 00:45:19,418
Where everyone has to strip
for them to have a personality?
735
00:45:31,709 --> 00:45:34,751
Something went awry
from topless to whatever that is.
736
00:45:35,001 --> 00:45:36,251
But what?
737
00:45:39,584 --> 00:45:41,376
Do you prefer that one or the green one?
738
00:45:42,543 --> 00:45:44,418
I really don't have a preference.
739
00:45:46,626 --> 00:45:48,584
We've got that from the do-gooders.
740
00:45:48,834 --> 00:45:51,584
They should stay away
if they can't intregate.
741
00:45:51,834 --> 00:45:54,418
Excuse me?
Where should my daughter stay?
742
00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:56,918
Who's talking about your daughter?
German!
743
00:45:57,168 --> 00:45:58,876
- Excuse me?
- Whatever.
744
00:46:00,709 --> 00:46:03,459
I mean, do you see that?
You know what I mean?
745
00:46:03,709 --> 00:46:06,834
If that happened to a woman from Syria.
What if I were a refugee?
746
00:46:07,084 --> 00:46:09,168
But you aren't a refugee!
747
00:46:10,459 --> 00:46:12,418
May Allah the Merciful
grant you wisdom.
748
00:46:12,668 --> 00:46:14,251
Yeah, right. As if!
749
00:46:14,793 --> 00:46:16,126
I don't believe it!
750
00:46:34,501 --> 00:46:37,209
Pretty strange
that you sell burkinis here.
751
00:46:37,459 --> 00:46:40,334
Yes, but only recently.
Shall I cancel it?
752
00:46:40,876 --> 00:46:42,168
No.
753
00:46:43,001 --> 00:46:46,376
No, I just wanted to say
that I find it odd.
754
00:46:47,043 --> 00:46:49,043
Yes, in a way.
755
00:46:50,043 --> 00:46:52,918
That's what's being bought now,
it's fashionable now.
756
00:46:53,168 --> 00:46:56,793
Fashion? It's a form
of patriarchal oppression.
757
00:46:58,168 --> 00:46:59,084
Okay.
758
00:46:59,334 --> 00:47:02,043
Can you do anything
without attracting attention?
759
00:47:02,418 --> 00:47:04,834
I'm attracting attention?
You're attracting attention!
760
00:47:05,084 --> 00:47:08,209
- How much?
- 107.99, please.
761
00:47:11,251 --> 00:47:13,126
Thank you.
Your change.
762
00:47:13,376 --> 00:47:14,668
Thanks.
763
00:47:15,084 --> 00:47:16,918
- The receipt is in the bag.
- Super, thanks.
764
00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:18,459
Enjoy.
765
00:47:19,501 --> 00:47:20,793
Thanks.
766
00:47:21,543 --> 00:47:24,543
It's not just about Islam.
767
00:47:24,793 --> 00:47:27,959
Without religion, there never would
have been mobs burning witches.
768
00:47:28,209 --> 00:47:32,293
Never would have been a conflict
in the Middle East, no 9/11, nothing.
769
00:47:34,959 --> 00:47:40,043
Blessed Mary, Mother of God,
pray for our sins...
770
00:47:41,126 --> 00:47:45,293
If someone is delusional,
it's called a mental illness.
771
00:47:45,543 --> 00:47:48,168
If a group is delusional,
it's called religion.
772
00:47:48,418 --> 00:47:52,668
And in its name they are permitted
to terrorize others legally.
773
00:47:52,876 --> 00:47:56,834
Especially women.
Like here. They locked a woman in a box!
774
00:47:57,209 --> 00:47:59,126
Animals have a soul!
775
00:47:59,793 --> 00:48:02,043
It's a protest against fur, mother.
776
00:48:02,293 --> 00:48:03,834
Do you have two euros?
777
00:48:04,626 --> 00:48:06,584
Yeah, sure. Here.
778
00:48:07,834 --> 00:48:08,834
Thank you.
779
00:48:09,084 --> 00:48:12,293
During Ramadan, you're supposed
to perform one good deed a day.
780
00:48:22,584 --> 00:48:26,043
I wanted to talk to you
about this Ramadan.
781
00:48:26,584 --> 00:48:30,209
The girls can't be meant to go all day
without eating and drinking.
782
00:48:30,459 --> 00:48:35,168
I thought, we'd team up and I'd take care
of the medical declaration.
783
00:48:35,459 --> 00:48:38,084
We're Muslims
and observe Ramadan.
784
00:48:38,334 --> 00:48:42,001
I don't want my daughter
wearing a headscarf, that's all.
785
00:48:42,501 --> 00:48:44,709
Okay...
But I didn't...
786
00:48:44,959 --> 00:48:48,084
I thought you also don't approve.
787
00:48:48,334 --> 00:48:51,543
I've been doing it my entire life
and have never had problems.
788
00:48:53,001 --> 00:48:54,001
Okay.
789
00:48:56,001 --> 00:48:59,834
I'm not sure if it was a good idea
but the girls are swimming again.
790
00:49:00,084 --> 00:49:01,459
I bought them burkinis.
791
00:49:01,709 --> 00:49:04,501
You have an issue with Ramadan
but buy burkinis?
792
00:49:04,876 --> 00:49:07,043
You really are surfing the wrong sites.
793
00:49:07,293 --> 00:49:10,501
And your daughter too.
She's surfing the most extreme sites.
794
00:49:13,001 --> 00:49:16,584
Come back tomorrow. I'll take you
to the mosque to break the fast.
795
00:49:18,168 --> 00:49:20,668
Nina, do you really want to wear that?
796
00:49:20,918 --> 00:49:22,793
I am absolutely certain.
797
00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:25,709
No guys are going to be there,
it's just for girls.
798
00:49:26,334 --> 00:49:27,709
And the lifeguard?
799
00:49:27,959 --> 00:49:30,543
Dude, he's gay.
Everyone knows that.
800
00:49:31,668 --> 00:49:35,751
If we wear that, Ayse can come
swimming too. Can you ask?
801
00:49:36,001 --> 00:49:37,126
Human rights, dude.
802
00:49:37,376 --> 00:49:40,293
Ayse? You being funny?
She's not allowed to swim.
803
00:49:40,543 --> 00:49:45,209
Her father sued the city of Vienna
or the school or the government for it.
804
00:49:45,459 --> 00:49:48,834
Didn't you hear about that?
It was in the paper.
805
00:49:49,084 --> 00:49:52,876
I couldn't care less what was in the paper.
I'm putting it on.
806
00:49:53,418 --> 00:49:55,543
Go ahead.
Your call.
807
00:50:20,418 --> 00:50:23,126
What the hell are you doing?
Are you crazy?
808
00:50:23,834 --> 00:50:25,043
Don't tell mom!
809
00:50:25,709 --> 00:50:27,334
What are you talking about?
810
00:50:27,584 --> 00:50:29,793
Yeah, that I eat pork...
811
00:50:30,334 --> 00:50:33,626
She won't bother.
She wasn't the one who converted.
812
00:50:34,209 --> 00:50:38,168
Yeah, but she'll surely make her comments,
that I won't see it through.
813
00:50:38,543 --> 00:50:40,584
But you won't through.
814
00:50:44,251 --> 00:50:47,043
Oh Allah, please grant me
Your forgiveness!
815
00:50:55,626 --> 00:50:57,876
Come on, it's not that bad.
816
00:51:11,834 --> 00:51:13,126
It's not my fault.
817
00:51:13,418 --> 00:51:15,126
Hey, Nina!
818
00:51:23,334 --> 00:51:24,626
Nina.
819
00:51:25,626 --> 00:51:28,126
There is a solution for everything.
820
00:51:50,293 --> 00:51:52,709
Her blood sugar is low,
that's why she's like that.
821
00:51:52,959 --> 00:51:55,793
She's not all there,
that's why she's like that!
822
00:52:01,376 --> 00:52:05,376
Mother and daughter go to the zoo together
and look at the camels.
823
00:52:05,626 --> 00:52:08,876
The daughter says:
"Do camels also get married?"
824
00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:11,501
The mother says: "Only."
825
00:52:13,876 --> 00:52:15,418
I don't get it.
826
00:52:15,793 --> 00:52:18,084
Only camels marry!
827
00:52:23,293 --> 00:52:24,959
You don't have to do everything.
828
00:52:25,209 --> 00:52:29,959
A colleague told me today,
that you can buy out of Ramadan.
829
00:52:30,209 --> 00:52:32,876
With a donation.
He is also Muslim.
830
00:52:33,209 --> 00:52:35,084
I could do that for you.
831
00:52:35,918 --> 00:52:39,251
Look, mom, Ramadan is not about
buying yourself out of it.
832
00:52:39,501 --> 00:52:42,876
It's about developing empathy
for the plight of others,
833
00:52:43,126 --> 00:52:46,626
who are so poor,
that they cannot afford food.
834
00:52:48,751 --> 00:52:51,459
I mean...
835
00:52:51,709 --> 00:52:55,543
Paradise is just so much better
than life here.
836
00:52:56,251 --> 00:52:58,293
You cannot fathom it.
837
00:52:58,543 --> 00:53:01,501
To be granted entry
you must pass a series of tests.
838
00:53:01,751 --> 00:53:05,751
These tests include wearing
a headscarf, fasting
839
00:53:05,959 --> 00:53:08,126
and following all these rules.
840
00:53:08,668 --> 00:53:11,918
I want to pass
and I am going to pass.
841
00:53:15,543 --> 00:53:17,626
I heard a great joke today.
842
00:53:18,001 --> 00:53:21,501
A dark-haired, a brunette
and a blond mother
843
00:53:21,751 --> 00:53:23,418
all have daughters in puberty.
844
00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:26,626
Mom, please.
It's probably some old fogey joke.
845
00:53:27,001 --> 00:53:28,043
It's really a good one.
846
00:53:28,876 --> 00:53:30,584
- It's a good one, isn't it?
- It's great.
847
00:53:30,834 --> 00:53:32,793
My colleague told it to me.
848
00:53:35,084 --> 00:53:38,001
Do we need a headscarf in the mosque?
849
00:53:38,251 --> 00:53:41,834
It's Ramadan. Everyone will be wearing one,
but you do not need to.
850
00:53:42,084 --> 00:53:45,751
The majority of Muslim women in the world
do not wear one.
851
00:53:45,959 --> 00:53:47,751
You just don't notice them.
852
00:53:58,459 --> 00:54:01,043
Women's room is in the back.
Please put your shoes...
853
00:54:01,293 --> 00:54:02,918
I know!
You take care of yourself.
854
00:54:03,168 --> 00:54:04,459
Oh my god!
855
00:54:10,418 --> 00:54:12,334
Welcome, how are you?
856
00:54:12,584 --> 00:54:14,293
Good, thank you.
And you are well, too?
857
00:54:14,543 --> 00:54:17,251
Very good, thanks.
What brings you here?
858
00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:23,543
Um, I am here... I...
859
00:54:25,084 --> 00:54:26,084
I...
860
00:54:26,334 --> 00:54:28,209
Her daughter converted to Islam.
861
00:54:28,459 --> 00:54:31,126
She is curious
and we wanted to look around.
862
00:54:31,376 --> 00:54:33,501
God's will has come to pass.
863
00:54:33,751 --> 00:54:36,376
You raised your daughter well, sister.
864
00:54:37,501 --> 00:54:38,834
Praise be to Allah!
865
00:54:40,168 --> 00:54:41,584
We have such a great deal
of respect for you!
866
00:54:42,209 --> 00:54:43,834
Your daughter is above us.
867
00:54:44,084 --> 00:54:47,168
We were born Muslim,
but she decided to convert freely.
868
00:54:48,959 --> 00:54:51,168
Some rose water
for the mother of the converted?
869
00:54:51,459 --> 00:54:52,168
Thank you.
870
00:54:52,418 --> 00:54:54,376
- What is your daughter's name?
- Nina.
871
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:57,043
Nina?
872
00:54:57,251 --> 00:54:59,918
Oh, well.
Now her name is Fatima.
873
00:55:00,168 --> 00:55:01,793
Ah, Fatima.
874
00:55:02,043 --> 00:55:04,168
Fatma, the Prophet's favorite daughter.
875
00:55:04,418 --> 00:55:07,543
May Allah's peace and blessings
be upon Him.
876
00:55:08,376 --> 00:55:11,043
This is my son.
Introduce yourself.
877
00:55:11,501 --> 00:55:16,251
Hi, I am Can,
I was born here and I...
878
00:55:16,501 --> 00:55:18,418
... attend the technical institute.
879
00:55:18,876 --> 00:55:19,834
What else?
880
00:55:20,084 --> 00:55:23,168
Go ahead and talk.
What else do you do?
881
00:55:23,959 --> 00:55:26,293
I love sports and...
882
00:55:26,543 --> 00:55:28,209
I like going out...
883
00:55:28,459 --> 00:55:30,668
... and I love musicals.
884
00:55:33,126 --> 00:55:34,168
Musicals, really?
885
00:55:34,376 --> 00:55:35,168
Please, take one.
886
00:55:35,418 --> 00:55:37,543
Take one.
Or are you observing Ramadan?
887
00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:40,293
No.
I am actually not religious.
888
00:55:40,668 --> 00:55:42,293
Well, you'll come around.
889
00:55:44,834 --> 00:55:47,334
We'll show you around.
We are the committee.
890
00:55:47,584 --> 00:55:48,876
Come.
891
00:55:51,209 --> 00:55:53,043
Right foot first.
892
00:55:53,876 --> 00:55:55,876
Just kidding.
Please.
893
00:56:02,209 --> 00:56:04,543
Why are we allowed
to be in the male prayer room?
894
00:56:05,668 --> 00:56:09,626
The women aren't allowed
in front of the men. Makes sense, right?
895
00:56:09,876 --> 00:56:11,001
Makes sense.
896
00:56:12,209 --> 00:56:16,334
There's a lot going on in the women's room
right now, in the Fiqh class.
897
00:56:16,584 --> 00:56:18,668
You can show her, sister.
898
00:56:18,918 --> 00:56:20,293
Yes, of course.
899
00:56:27,293 --> 00:56:29,584
Sister, what's wrong?
The headscarf?
900
00:56:31,376 --> 00:56:33,334
Hurry up.
We are already hungry.
901
00:56:41,334 --> 00:56:42,834
What are you looking at?
902
00:56:52,834 --> 00:56:54,251
"Fikhi"?
903
00:56:54,876 --> 00:56:56,126
Fiqh.
904
00:56:56,959 --> 00:57:00,084
It's a class
for marriage and raising children.
905
00:57:00,334 --> 00:57:04,751
About how a female believer should behave.
What's correct and what is not.
906
00:57:05,668 --> 00:57:07,251
Appropriate name.
907
00:57:25,918 --> 00:57:27,793
Do you get it, sisters?
908
00:57:30,084 --> 00:57:32,834
Next time with headscarf.
909
00:57:33,876 --> 00:57:36,501
If a woman menstruates before sundown,
910
00:57:36,751 --> 00:57:38,793
then the fasting is no longer valid
911
00:57:39,043 --> 00:57:41,751
and it must be repeated after Ramadan.
912
00:57:42,334 --> 00:57:45,043
If the menstruation comes
during prayer,
913
00:57:45,293 --> 00:57:49,876
then the prayer is no longer valid
and the woman must cleanse herself.
914
00:57:50,126 --> 00:57:52,626
If she is clean,
then she may hold the Noble Quran.
915
00:57:53,168 --> 00:57:59,001
If women insert tampons
and touch themselves,
916
00:58:00,001 --> 00:58:01,251
then they are damned.
917
00:58:03,709 --> 00:58:07,293
The Holy Prophet, may God's
peace and blessings be upon Him, says:
918
00:58:07,543 --> 00:58:11,459
A woman who hides the beginning and end
of her menstruation from her husband,
919
00:58:11,709 --> 00:58:13,334
is cursed.
920
00:58:14,959 --> 00:58:17,709
Unnatural intercourse is also
prohibited,
921
00:58:18,251 --> 00:58:22,626
during the menstruation takes place,
otherwise the Sheitan is there.
922
00:58:23,126 --> 00:58:27,668
And if intercourse takes place between
a man and a man or a woman and a woman,
923
00:58:27,918 --> 00:58:29,459
it is haram.
924
00:58:29,709 --> 00:58:33,501
Because that spreads diseases like
tumors and AIDS.
925
00:58:33,751 --> 00:58:35,084
But that is a different matter.
926
00:58:35,709 --> 00:58:37,834
Today, angels are visiting us.
927
00:58:38,043 --> 00:58:41,251
They are blessing this room,
they are blessing us,
928
00:58:41,793 --> 00:58:44,918
because we have gathered here today
to be worthy of Allah's will.
929
00:58:45,918 --> 00:58:47,376
Allah, bless us.
930
00:58:52,459 --> 00:58:54,459
We shall meet again next week, sisters.
931
00:59:34,876 --> 00:59:37,251
Where's the respect?
No headscarf?
932
00:59:37,543 --> 00:59:38,709
I don't get it either.
933
00:59:39,251 --> 00:59:41,418
If you can smell a girl's perfume,
934
00:59:41,668 --> 00:59:44,168
it's the same as if you fucked her.
935
00:59:44,418 --> 00:59:45,501
Stop it, dude.
936
00:59:45,751 --> 00:59:48,001
Yes, dude, it's haram!
937
00:59:48,876 --> 00:59:54,543
When I was 12, my mother gave me
a pad and a headscarf...
938
00:59:56,501 --> 00:59:58,501
I think the Imam is flirting with me.
939
00:59:58,751 --> 01:00:01,834
Don't take it personally,
he flirts with everyone.
940
01:00:04,209 --> 01:00:07,084
Tell the joke your colleague told you.
941
01:00:07,334 --> 01:00:10,168
A dark-haired, a brunette
and a blond mother
942
01:00:10,418 --> 01:00:12,209
all have daughters in puberty.
943
01:00:12,459 --> 01:00:14,043
The dark-haired mother says:
944
01:00:14,293 --> 01:00:18,959
"I found my daughter's whiskey
and I didn't know that she even drank."
945
01:00:19,209 --> 01:00:20,501
The brunette mother says:
946
01:00:20,751 --> 01:00:24,668
"I found my daughter's cannabis
and I didn't know that she even smoked."
947
01:00:24,876 --> 01:00:26,293
The blond mother says:
948
01:00:26,543 --> 01:00:28,709
"I found my daughter's condoms.
949
01:00:28,918 --> 01:00:31,334
I didn't know that she
even had a penis."
950
01:00:35,001 --> 01:00:36,168
It's a good one, isn't it?
951
01:00:36,459 --> 01:00:37,793
What are you doing?
952
01:00:38,043 --> 01:00:39,959
You said everyone
is welcome in the mosque.
953
01:00:40,209 --> 01:00:41,668
Yes, everyone is!
Except you.
954
01:00:41,918 --> 01:00:44,001
How are you speaking to your mother?
955
01:00:44,251 --> 01:00:46,626
Oh my god.
Have some respect!
956
01:00:46,876 --> 01:00:49,251
She carried you for nine months.
Behave yourself!
957
01:00:49,501 --> 01:00:51,459
It's really okay.
958
01:00:51,709 --> 01:00:52,376
No!
959
01:00:53,626 --> 01:00:56,168
I ask Allah the Merciful for forgiveness.
960
01:00:56,751 --> 01:01:01,001
Paradise lies beneath the feet
of the mothers. I am truly very sorry.
961
01:01:01,293 --> 01:01:03,001
Nina, please act normally.
962
01:01:03,626 --> 01:01:05,543
It's a good thing!
963
01:01:05,793 --> 01:01:07,043
Good girl.
964
01:01:09,293 --> 01:01:10,584
Thanks be to Allah!
965
01:01:15,626 --> 01:01:18,126
The whole respect thing
for your parents is too much.
966
01:01:18,376 --> 01:01:21,293
Careful, sister,
that is haram, what you are saying.
967
01:01:21,543 --> 01:01:23,584
Especially during Ramadan.
968
01:01:25,584 --> 01:01:28,126
Tight snap from the club last night.
969
01:01:29,543 --> 01:01:33,126
I shouldn't have posted it.
Now I have to get married.
970
01:01:34,168 --> 01:01:36,001
What kind of nonsense is that?
971
01:01:36,376 --> 01:01:39,334
Some damn idiot sent it to my father.
972
01:01:40,043 --> 01:01:43,709
He didn't say a word about the picture,
just that he was going to arrange something.
973
01:01:43,959 --> 01:01:46,043
I am certain that it's because of that.
974
01:01:46,293 --> 01:01:50,459
You have to get married because
you're gay? Where's the logic in that?
975
01:01:50,709 --> 01:01:53,334
There are places
where they kill you for that.
976
01:01:53,834 --> 01:01:55,918
All I have to do is get married.
977
01:01:56,168 --> 01:01:57,043
To whom?
978
01:01:58,418 --> 01:01:59,834
No idea.
979
01:02:00,501 --> 01:02:03,834
He spoke to Emre
about a cousin or something.
980
01:02:10,126 --> 01:02:12,084
Just go talk to your parents.
981
01:02:12,334 --> 01:02:14,168
You'll find a solution.
982
01:02:14,418 --> 01:02:18,959
Allah made you how you are
and He does not want you to be unhappy.
983
01:02:19,209 --> 01:02:22,168
Your parents also
have to accept you for you.
984
01:02:23,418 --> 01:02:24,793
You're funny.
985
01:02:26,709 --> 01:02:28,668
There's a solution for everything.
986
01:02:28,918 --> 01:02:31,001
God, now I sound like my mother.
987
01:02:43,251 --> 01:02:45,584
Yalla, that's haram, what you're doing.
988
01:02:45,834 --> 01:02:47,751
Especially during Ramadan.
989
01:02:47,959 --> 01:02:49,751
And what about you?
990
01:02:49,959 --> 01:02:52,209
I see that your headscarf
isn't on straight.
991
01:02:52,709 --> 01:02:54,334
Pay more attention.
992
01:02:55,334 --> 01:02:57,251
Siktir lan, dude!
993
01:02:59,959 --> 01:03:03,001
- Doesn't dare to smoke in front of us.
- No.
994
01:03:04,126 --> 01:03:09,959
Wash and wash
and wash your hands.
995
01:03:12,668 --> 01:03:15,793
We don't always
have to do it three times.
996
01:03:16,168 --> 01:03:17,959
Once is enough.
997
01:03:18,459 --> 01:03:21,334
But when we have the time,
we can repeat three...
998
01:03:21,959 --> 01:03:22,918
Please don't.
999
01:03:23,168 --> 01:03:26,709
... no time, we are in a hurry,
and why are we in a hurry?
1000
01:03:26,918 --> 01:03:31,168
For example, the imam
is beginning to pray.
1001
01:03:31,959 --> 01:03:33,959
Then we don't have time.
1002
01:03:34,626 --> 01:03:35,543
Good night.
1003
01:03:35,751 --> 01:03:38,001
Or if there is not enough water.
1004
01:03:38,251 --> 01:03:39,876
What do we do then?
1005
01:03:40,251 --> 01:03:44,459
Like this.
Afterwards we rinse out our mouth.
1006
01:03:50,626 --> 01:03:53,626
Let's toast to our Sissy.
1007
01:03:56,168 --> 01:04:00,043
To our new member
of our great big Christian community:
1008
01:04:00,293 --> 01:04:02,168
To our Harald,
1009
01:04:02,876 --> 01:04:08,751
whose life up to now,
I don't want to say it was in vain,
1010
01:04:09,584 --> 01:04:13,084
but it was an empty wasteland.
1011
01:04:13,418 --> 01:04:17,084
Without the blessing
of our Lord Jesus Christ.
1012
01:04:17,334 --> 01:04:19,168
Cheers, dear friends!
1013
01:04:21,084 --> 01:04:22,668
Kisses!
1014
01:04:24,418 --> 01:04:26,918
May Allah also bless this union!
1015
01:04:28,793 --> 01:04:29,584
Very important!
1016
01:04:29,834 --> 01:04:34,376
Harald used to prohibit
Christmas and advents wreathes
in our flat share...
1017
01:04:34,668 --> 01:04:37,334
- We couldn't do anything!
- Too Catholic, and now...
1018
01:04:38,084 --> 01:04:39,751
- Cheers!
- Thank you for everything.
1019
01:05:01,793 --> 01:05:04,751
You pose in front of the camera
like you're in a zoo.
1020
01:05:05,834 --> 01:05:08,668
You're jealous, that you're no longer
the center of attention.
1021
01:05:08,918 --> 01:05:11,334
Take your headscarf off
and no one will notice you.
1022
01:05:11,584 --> 01:05:12,959
I can't take anything off.
1023
01:05:13,209 --> 01:05:15,043
And that makes you better than me?
1024
01:05:15,293 --> 01:05:16,584
That's what you think.
1025
01:05:16,834 --> 01:05:20,459
When you were four
you taped your eyes like mine to get attention.
1026
01:05:20,709 --> 01:05:23,001
Now you've done it, bravo.
1027
01:05:23,293 --> 01:05:24,543
Who wants to be like everyone else?
1028
01:05:24,751 --> 01:05:26,168
I do, dummy.
1029
01:05:35,918 --> 01:05:37,584
Come on, let's dance!
1030
01:05:37,876 --> 01:05:39,126
Fatima!
1031
01:05:55,543 --> 01:05:57,501
You're cool with that, aren't you?
1032
01:05:59,876 --> 01:06:01,918
I think the wedding is great!
1033
01:06:04,001 --> 01:06:07,251
I find it horrible,
but don't tell anyone.
1034
01:06:10,751 --> 01:06:13,043
The gifts are also terrible.
1035
01:06:14,126 --> 01:06:16,834
Most of them, yes.
Except for mine.
1036
01:06:17,751 --> 01:06:21,126
Yes, but I don't know,
where I should hang it up.
1037
01:06:23,209 --> 01:06:24,876
It's a floor lamp.
1038
01:06:26,501 --> 01:06:29,168
Hey, if this doesn't work out...
1039
01:06:29,418 --> 01:06:34,043
You can always move to ours
even if the baby is there.
1040
01:06:35,126 --> 01:06:37,709
Are you suggesting to my daughter
that she moves in with you?
1041
01:06:37,959 --> 01:06:39,584
Stop getting involved!
1042
01:06:39,834 --> 01:06:40,834
What's the matter?
1043
01:06:41,084 --> 01:06:42,584
All thumbs up!
1044
01:06:42,834 --> 01:06:45,918
I'm for all kids moving out.
1045
01:06:46,376 --> 01:06:49,376
Where would she sleep?
We don't have any room.
1046
01:06:50,501 --> 01:06:53,251
Have a glass of water
for a change, okay?
1047
01:06:53,543 --> 01:06:55,293
You need to put a stop to that.
1048
01:06:55,543 --> 01:06:57,918
I can't.
1049
01:06:58,876 --> 01:07:03,293
A baby and a female Islamist
going through puberty, how can I do that?
1050
01:07:05,751 --> 01:07:09,709
Your ex-wife says something at our wedding
and you're coming after me now?
1051
01:07:09,959 --> 01:07:11,251
Are you retarded?
1052
01:07:11,543 --> 01:07:13,084
Retard is not a foul name.
1053
01:07:13,293 --> 01:07:14,459
That is my flat!
1054
01:07:14,709 --> 01:07:19,168
I let whoever I want live with me
including your daughter!
1055
01:07:19,876 --> 01:07:21,084
But you know what?
1056
01:07:21,334 --> 01:07:24,418
She's more than welcome to get married
so she can move out.
1057
01:07:25,834 --> 01:07:27,668
Sorry, that just came out.
1058
01:07:27,876 --> 01:07:28,834
Why "sorry?"
1059
01:07:29,168 --> 01:07:30,918
Getting married!
How dumb can you be?
1060
01:07:31,168 --> 01:07:33,459
Excuse me? What?
What was that? What?
1061
01:07:33,876 --> 01:07:35,501
I knew this was all about a guy.
1062
01:07:36,001 --> 01:07:38,334
It doesn't concern you
what I do with my life.
1063
01:07:38,584 --> 01:07:40,376
No skin off my back,
I'd get your room.
1064
01:07:40,626 --> 01:07:43,209
No, that's going to be my workshop.
1065
01:07:43,459 --> 01:07:45,459
Please, could you say something?
1066
01:07:46,251 --> 01:07:48,334
Why did you tell Sissy but not me?
1067
01:07:48,584 --> 01:07:50,793
That's not the most important issue here.
1068
01:07:51,043 --> 01:07:54,626
That's nonsense, right? You are not
legally allowed to marry at 16 in Austria.
1069
01:07:54,876 --> 01:07:57,626
Yes, of course.
You can in the Mosque.
1070
01:07:57,876 --> 01:08:00,168
You just need two witnesses.
1071
01:08:00,418 --> 01:08:02,626
Against the wishes of the parents,
because we are infidels.
1072
01:08:02,876 --> 01:08:04,709
Right, I saw that in a documentary.
1073
01:08:05,293 --> 01:08:07,376
How long have you know him?
Three weeks?
1074
01:08:07,793 --> 01:08:09,251
You have no clue!
1075
01:08:09,501 --> 01:08:13,001
It's an act of friendship
and a statement against homophobia!
1076
01:08:14,626 --> 01:08:17,084
You are only against it
because he's Muslim!
1077
01:08:17,334 --> 01:08:19,668
Otherwise, no one would have an issue.
1078
01:08:19,918 --> 01:08:22,043
If he weren't Muslim,
you wouldn't be marrying.
1079
01:08:22,334 --> 01:08:23,084
Absolutely.
1080
01:08:23,334 --> 01:08:25,251
You have no clue!
1081
01:08:25,501 --> 01:08:28,334
You always act like you know me!
1082
01:08:28,584 --> 01:08:31,584
Can you please stop
involving yourself in my life!
1083
01:08:44,376 --> 01:08:47,709
Marriage is not an act of friendship.
Marriage is...
1084
01:08:47,959 --> 01:08:50,584
Marriage is meaningless,
you always said that.
1085
01:08:50,876 --> 01:08:52,251
Yes, marriage is meaningless...
1086
01:08:52,501 --> 01:08:55,001
Marriage is meaningless?
Interesting!
1087
01:08:55,293 --> 01:08:56,418
Sissy, please!
1088
01:08:57,251 --> 01:08:58,501
What do you mean "please?"
1089
01:09:20,668 --> 01:09:22,626
What are you doing, mom?
1090
01:09:24,918 --> 01:09:26,584
I am doing what I want.
1091
01:09:26,834 --> 01:09:28,626
You do what you want.
1092
01:09:30,084 --> 01:09:34,001
Starting now, no one will involve
themselves in the other's life.
1093
01:09:34,251 --> 01:09:35,459
Fine.
1094
01:09:36,376 --> 01:09:38,168
Dude, it's not my fault.
1095
01:09:41,251 --> 01:09:44,293
Actually, I don't think
there is a solution for everything.
1096
01:09:58,209 --> 01:10:00,626
You can do it not to involve!
1097
01:10:10,668 --> 01:10:14,668
Just let her live her life
without getting involved.
1098
01:10:17,168 --> 01:10:19,334
What's the worst that could happen?
1099
01:10:19,918 --> 01:10:21,501
Even...
1100
01:10:21,751 --> 01:10:24,709
... if she dropped out of school
and had a child.
1101
01:10:24,918 --> 01:10:27,418
Then she'd get a divorce
1102
01:10:27,668 --> 01:10:30,459
and she'd get her degree
at night school.
1103
01:10:31,459 --> 01:10:32,584
What?
1104
01:10:35,084 --> 01:10:36,959
Just hypothetically.
1105
01:10:40,543 --> 01:10:42,043
Go to sleep.
1106
01:10:47,209 --> 01:10:48,834
What does that mean?
1107
01:10:59,251 --> 01:11:02,043
Here are some of your childhood things
for your wedding.
1108
01:11:02,293 --> 01:11:04,418
Perhaps you'd like to show them
to your husband.
1109
01:11:04,668 --> 01:11:07,626
What do you think about her marriage?
Great, isn't it?
1110
01:11:15,501 --> 01:11:17,543
Are you really going through with that?
1111
01:11:18,543 --> 01:11:19,834
What's your problem now?
1112
01:11:20,084 --> 01:11:23,709
You're such a radical believer
and you're having a fake wedding?
1113
01:11:24,584 --> 01:11:27,959
I am doing this for a good cause.
It will help me get to paradise.
1114
01:11:28,209 --> 01:11:32,001
But you can't just get married on a whim,
that's not how it works.
1115
01:11:34,709 --> 01:11:38,584
That family is very religious.
You can't possibly imagine it.
1116
01:11:39,709 --> 01:11:40,959
It doesn't matter.
1117
01:11:41,209 --> 01:11:44,043
I live with Can in a flat
that they all pay for.
1118
01:11:44,293 --> 01:11:48,126
I have space from my parents
and he has space from his.
1119
01:11:48,501 --> 01:11:50,501
I cannot believe how naive you are.
1120
01:11:51,334 --> 01:11:53,959
You don't notice
what is going on around you.
1121
01:11:54,293 --> 01:11:59,209
You're now the "Uber-expert" again
because you're a real Muslim.
1122
01:11:59,626 --> 01:12:03,251
You know, how annoying that is?
I am just as much a Muslim as you are!
1123
01:12:03,501 --> 01:12:06,334
Even a better one,
because I observe all the rules.
1124
01:12:09,126 --> 01:12:11,834
You are just showing off, that's it.
1125
01:12:14,959 --> 01:12:16,876
When is this wedding going down?
1126
01:12:17,418 --> 01:12:19,251
On Monday at 11 is Nikah.
1127
01:12:19,501 --> 01:12:22,334
I will meet with Can
and we'll discuss the terms.
1128
01:12:23,334 --> 01:12:25,251
So you're not coming now?
1129
01:12:25,501 --> 01:12:27,709
To the presentation
on intersectional feminism?
1130
01:12:28,459 --> 01:12:30,584
Fuck, I completely forgot about it!
1131
01:12:31,168 --> 01:12:33,251
I come a bit later, okay?
1132
01:12:33,501 --> 01:12:34,959
I'll try.
1133
01:12:42,584 --> 01:12:43,959
Bye.
1134
01:12:44,543 --> 01:12:45,834
Bye!
1135
01:12:53,626 --> 01:12:55,293
What a bunch of shit!
1136
01:13:04,293 --> 01:13:07,668
I wrote down the questions
from the Internet.
1137
01:13:09,959 --> 01:13:11,876
Are you following Quran and sunna?
1138
01:13:13,376 --> 01:13:15,293
Fine.
Do you know Ashure?
1139
01:13:16,709 --> 01:13:19,459
Ashure?
Do you know the story of Prophet Nuh?
1140
01:13:19,709 --> 01:13:21,709
- Nuh?
- Noah.
1141
01:13:21,918 --> 01:13:25,668
They got lost somehow
and missed the island or something.
1142
01:13:25,959 --> 01:13:28,168
Something happened with a boat.
I can't remember.
1143
01:13:28,418 --> 01:13:31,209
They then made a meal
using everything they had.
1144
01:13:31,459 --> 01:13:35,418
Grapes, beans, apricots, raisins...
1145
01:13:36,084 --> 01:13:38,668
What else?
Chickpeas, wheat, rice...
1146
01:13:38,876 --> 01:13:40,834
In the end, it is really tasty.
1147
01:13:42,209 --> 01:13:44,501
Okay? Yeah?
Got it?
1148
01:13:45,543 --> 01:13:48,376
Yes, I mean,
what can be so difficult about it?
1149
01:13:49,751 --> 01:13:50,918
Okay.
1150
01:13:52,418 --> 01:13:54,584
Moving on
Will you do hajj with me?
1151
01:13:56,126 --> 01:13:57,543
Perfect.
1152
01:13:58,084 --> 01:13:59,751
And five kids?
1153
01:13:59,959 --> 01:14:01,376
But you are gay!
1154
01:14:01,626 --> 01:14:05,751
Yes, that's why I need so many plus points
to get to paradise.
1155
01:14:06,501 --> 01:14:10,001
It will give you
a bunch of plus points as well.
1156
01:14:10,251 --> 01:14:12,459
You'll go to school
through the end of the month.
1157
01:14:12,709 --> 01:14:15,251
You wont need it any longer.
I don't think.
1158
01:14:30,209 --> 01:14:31,209
What?
1159
01:14:34,334 --> 01:14:36,084
MARRIAGE NINA 11 o'clock
1160
01:14:36,084 --> 01:14:39,834
Patient Mayer Yussuf, 52 years old
is being operated on.
1161
01:14:40,126 --> 01:14:44,793
He has a biopsy-confirmed carcinoma
in the proximal sigmoid colon.
1162
01:14:45,334 --> 01:14:47,959
The plan is to perform a hemicolectomy...
1163
01:14:48,209 --> 01:14:50,751
- Is something wrong?
- No.
1164
01:14:51,001 --> 01:14:51,959
Are you sure?
1165
01:14:52,668 --> 01:14:58,543
We are prioritizing the colon carcinoma
for the reasons discussed,
1166
01:14:58,793 --> 01:15:03,376
as we do not need to discuss
how Wanda performs the appendectomy.
1167
01:15:04,459 --> 01:15:08,084
Excuse me, what's that?
Since when am I doing the appendix?
1168
01:15:08,584 --> 01:15:12,584
He just said that the patient prefers
being operated on by a male colleague.
1169
01:15:13,084 --> 01:15:14,793
By a male colleague? Why?
1170
01:15:16,251 --> 01:15:18,418
He does not want
to be operated on by a woman.
1171
01:15:18,668 --> 01:15:21,459
The opposite happens often as well.
1172
01:15:22,584 --> 01:15:24,584
And we're all accepting this?
1173
01:15:24,876 --> 01:15:27,168
I am not causing all sorts of problems
because of that.
1174
01:15:27,418 --> 01:15:30,251
If we don't,
the paper tomorrow will say we're racists.
1175
01:15:30,501 --> 01:15:34,293
If he doesn't want you
to operate on him then relax.
1176
01:15:34,543 --> 01:15:35,793
Just ignore it.
1177
01:15:36,043 --> 01:15:39,084
And if someone else
doesn't want you to operate on them,
1178
01:15:39,334 --> 01:15:42,876
because you're a Muslim,
we're just going to accept that too?
1179
01:15:43,251 --> 01:15:45,209
That's not the same thing.
1180
01:15:45,459 --> 01:15:47,751
Does she have her period, or what?
1181
01:15:50,751 --> 01:15:51,793
Seriously?
1182
01:15:52,043 --> 01:15:53,834
Yeah, is that funny?
1183
01:15:55,001 --> 01:15:56,751
Okay, you know what?
1184
01:15:57,001 --> 01:15:59,251
You can operate
on that appendix yourselves.
1185
01:15:59,543 --> 01:16:00,376
Wanda!
1186
01:16:02,001 --> 01:16:03,959
Back to the colon carcinoma.
1187
01:16:56,501 --> 01:17:00,626
We cannot prevent the wedding,
but we have to be there.
1188
01:17:01,418 --> 01:17:04,293
I can't just leave the pregnancy workout.
1189
01:17:08,709 --> 01:17:10,501
Now go please.
1190
01:17:11,376 --> 01:17:13,251
We'll see each other
at the workout debrief.
1191
01:17:13,543 --> 01:17:14,334
Absolutely.
1192
01:17:14,584 --> 01:17:16,043
- Kisses.
- Kisses.
1193
01:17:16,834 --> 01:17:18,126
Kisses.
1194
01:17:18,543 --> 01:17:19,709
Kisses.
1195
01:17:25,293 --> 01:17:28,251
- What are we doing there?
- Hiding our charms.
1196
01:17:29,459 --> 01:17:32,709
Nina doesn't want us
to get involved, so...
1197
01:17:33,543 --> 01:17:35,209
... we'll stay hidden.
1198
01:17:51,918 --> 01:17:55,668
Top, super.
You look great in that, sister.
1199
01:17:57,334 --> 01:17:59,043
And this is great for underneath!
1200
01:18:01,876 --> 01:18:02,834
Out of the question.
1201
01:18:03,376 --> 01:18:05,668
It looks great!
Aren't you happy?
1202
01:18:07,168 --> 01:18:09,168
Come on!
We're running out of time.
1203
01:18:09,418 --> 01:18:12,959
You are a blessed man!
You have a woman, who only belongs to you!
1204
01:18:25,043 --> 01:18:26,584
It's a nightmare.
1205
01:18:31,209 --> 01:18:32,459
Excuse me!
1206
01:18:34,501 --> 01:18:36,126
- Harald?
- Who else?
1207
01:18:36,376 --> 01:18:38,793
It's the worst moment of my life.
1208
01:18:41,626 --> 01:18:44,001
That's not for men, only for women!
1209
01:18:53,209 --> 01:18:54,543
Well hello.
1210
01:19:12,543 --> 01:19:13,543
Get lost!
1211
01:19:36,459 --> 01:19:37,918
Where do we need to go?
1212
01:19:38,584 --> 01:19:39,668
To the right.
1213
01:19:44,709 --> 01:19:45,626
Shit!
1214
01:19:46,293 --> 01:19:48,168
Can you steer?
I am stuck!
1215
01:19:48,418 --> 01:19:49,709
Steer!
A little help here!
1216
01:19:50,126 --> 01:19:52,251
Take your foot out of there!
1217
01:19:53,293 --> 01:19:55,001
What a bunch of shit!
1218
01:19:58,709 --> 01:19:59,793
Dude!
1219
01:19:59,793 --> 01:20:01,001
POLICE
1220
01:20:01,001 --> 01:20:02,459
Just a second.
1221
01:20:11,168 --> 01:20:12,418
Shit.
1222
01:20:12,668 --> 01:20:14,376
Forgot my driver's license.
1223
01:20:14,626 --> 01:20:17,126
But you just had to drive!
1224
01:20:26,043 --> 01:20:29,959
Let me speak. At the seminar they said
they wouldn't speak with men.
1225
01:20:32,626 --> 01:20:34,293
Driver's license and registration, please.
1226
01:20:39,418 --> 01:20:40,793
Are you crazy?
1227
01:20:46,959 --> 01:20:50,876
You are Dr. Wanda Rath?
You live in 1070 Vienna?
1228
01:20:51,334 --> 01:20:52,834
Surgeon?
1229
01:20:53,084 --> 01:20:56,001
Question:
How do you operate with those rags?
1230
01:20:56,251 --> 01:20:57,918
That cannot be allowed, can it?
1231
01:20:58,168 --> 01:21:00,293
You always have to recognize the doctor.
1232
01:21:00,543 --> 01:21:03,001
That's not up for debate.
1233
01:21:03,834 --> 01:21:06,959
Dr. Rath,
please expose your face.
1234
01:21:07,209 --> 01:21:08,751
That was obvious!
1235
01:21:09,084 --> 01:21:12,084
So. Get out.
Both of you. Now!
1236
01:21:12,751 --> 01:21:14,834
Blow into here firmly, Doctor.
1237
01:21:17,209 --> 01:21:19,084
Are you going to a Carnival party?
1238
01:21:19,876 --> 01:21:21,418
No, to our daughter's wedding.
1239
01:21:21,668 --> 01:21:23,668
We are in quite a hurry!
1240
01:21:24,918 --> 01:21:25,834
0.0.
1241
01:21:27,918 --> 01:21:31,168
Okay, there's still the matter
of the ban on face covering.
1242
01:21:33,751 --> 01:21:35,459
Is that 150 for men as well?
1243
01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:38,751
Yes, I believe so.
1244
01:21:39,001 --> 01:21:42,709
Otherwise we'd have problems
with the equal opportunities officer.
1245
01:21:45,459 --> 01:21:49,626
If you were going to a Carneval party,
it would be easier for all of us.
1246
01:21:50,751 --> 01:21:51,334
Carneval!
1247
01:21:59,376 --> 01:22:00,793
Wrong door!
1248
01:22:05,418 --> 01:22:06,834
Where is it?
1249
01:22:07,084 --> 01:22:08,626
Where's the entrance?
1250
01:22:10,126 --> 01:22:12,459
- Hold up!
- What's the matter?
1251
01:22:15,376 --> 01:22:16,751
Look!
1252
01:22:17,001 --> 01:22:20,501
Something's amiss with Nina. She locked
herself in the bathroom. Can you come?
1253
01:22:24,918 --> 01:22:26,334
Is she still in there?
1254
01:22:26,584 --> 01:22:28,584
Yes, but she's not saying anything.
1255
01:22:29,168 --> 01:22:31,251
Nina, I'm here now!
1256
01:22:31,543 --> 01:22:34,168
- We are.
- We are here now.
1257
01:22:36,709 --> 01:22:38,418
Please open up!
1258
01:22:40,293 --> 01:22:41,251
Will you say anything?
1259
01:22:41,501 --> 01:22:43,293
Nina, we are here now!
1260
01:22:45,793 --> 01:22:47,168
Stop taking pictures!
1261
01:22:47,418 --> 01:22:49,918
Nina, I am coming in now.
1262
01:22:53,043 --> 01:22:54,709
Nina, I am opening the door!
1263
01:22:55,709 --> 01:22:56,668
Dude!
1264
01:22:57,459 --> 01:23:01,209
Many people die because the
fire department can't get into the rooms.
1265
01:23:01,459 --> 01:23:03,334
It's a safety measure.
1266
01:23:18,626 --> 01:23:19,459
Nina?
1267
01:23:40,418 --> 01:23:41,709
Okay.
1268
01:23:42,209 --> 01:23:44,043
I didn't marry him.
1269
01:23:46,251 --> 01:23:49,668
They always say, it's important
how you are on the inside,
1270
01:23:50,251 --> 01:23:53,001
and then they are constantly telling you,
how you need to be.
1271
01:23:54,668 --> 01:23:56,334
We wouldn't have got a flat.
1272
01:23:56,751 --> 01:24:00,251
We would have lived with them.
In his childhood bedroom!
1273
01:24:00,959 --> 01:24:03,334
He can go and marry his stupid cousin.
1274
01:24:03,584 --> 01:24:04,834
I don't care!
1275
01:24:05,084 --> 01:24:08,918
She runs around Vienna
in a niqab and Can doesn't say a thing.
1276
01:24:10,084 --> 01:24:12,584
We are so incredibly proud of you.
1277
01:24:13,251 --> 01:24:14,209
Absolutely.
1278
01:24:15,959 --> 01:24:18,501
But don't think,
I'll take off the headscarf.
1279
01:24:18,751 --> 01:24:22,459
I am going to stick with it until
they understand what Islam really means.
1280
01:24:24,834 --> 01:24:28,501
Humans being stupid is not Allah's fault.
1281
01:24:28,751 --> 01:24:32,501
Except for the fact that he doesn't exist,
you are totally right.
1282
01:24:36,334 --> 01:24:38,168
I now know what I'm doing.
1283
01:24:38,418 --> 01:24:41,584
I'll organize a demonstration.
Islam reform 4.0.
1284
01:24:41,834 --> 01:24:43,334
You have to help me!
1285
01:24:43,584 --> 01:24:45,168
Yes, that... well...
1286
01:24:45,626 --> 01:24:47,751
You should maybe give it some more...
1287
01:24:48,001 --> 01:24:49,834
- That's not a good idea.
- Yes.
1288
01:24:50,084 --> 01:24:52,001
It needs to come from within.
1289
01:24:52,334 --> 01:24:54,043
They have to do it themselves.
1290
01:24:54,293 --> 01:24:56,709
Islam reform is not...
1291
01:24:56,959 --> 01:24:59,459
- We're not doing this!
- It's not up for debate.
1292
01:24:59,709 --> 01:25:01,418
- Yes it is.
- No!
1293
01:25:01,834 --> 01:25:04,084
What's reformative about bike riding?
1294
01:25:04,334 --> 01:25:07,001
- You should be allowed to.
- And who isn't?
1295
01:25:07,251 --> 01:25:08,751
In Saudi Arabia or something.
1296
01:25:09,001 --> 01:25:10,251
Okay, there, but...
1297
01:25:10,501 --> 01:25:14,001
Hashtag #whynot, please.
You can leave if you don't like it.
1298
01:25:14,251 --> 01:25:16,834
- Do you hear it?
- I am not protesting to ride a bike.
1299
01:25:18,043 --> 01:25:20,334
Vienna stays Vienna...!
1300
01:25:20,543 --> 01:25:22,126
ALLAH IS A WOMAN
1301
01:25:23,084 --> 01:25:25,001
What a ridiculous sign, dude.
1302
01:25:25,376 --> 01:25:27,793
What is ridiculous about it?
It's feminism!
1303
01:25:28,043 --> 01:25:30,293
Her mom carried that at a protest once,
silly head!
1304
01:25:31,043 --> 01:25:33,084
When God created man,
she was just practicing.
1305
01:25:34,334 --> 01:25:37,084
Keep it down!
We are discussing something here!
1306
01:25:37,501 --> 01:25:41,334
It's not feminism, it's religion.
It's a pure provocation.
1307
01:25:41,751 --> 01:25:43,293
Typical Austrian, dude!
1308
01:25:43,543 --> 01:25:45,168
What are you talking about?
I'm from Austria too.
1309
01:25:45,418 --> 01:25:48,709
Yeah, born here.
She's Austrian by culture.
1310
01:25:48,959 --> 01:25:53,084
What is Austrian culture
in your opinion? That there?
1311
01:25:53,376 --> 01:25:54,584
Vienna stays Vienna!
1312
01:25:54,918 --> 01:25:57,918
Let it go, sister.
Let her carry her stupid sign.
1313
01:25:58,168 --> 01:25:59,959
Free speech.
1314
01:26:00,209 --> 01:26:04,001
Through thick and thin, and tougher times
We'll fight for feminism all the time
1315
01:26:04,251 --> 01:26:08,209
Through thick and thin, and tougher times
We'll fight for feminism all the time.
1316
01:26:08,459 --> 01:26:12,168
Through thick and thin, and tougher times
We'll fight for feminism all the time
1317
01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:14,751
There will be turmoil in the mosque.
1318
01:26:15,001 --> 01:26:16,126
I think so, too.
1319
01:26:16,376 --> 01:26:17,501
We live in a country,
1320
01:26:18,126 --> 01:26:21,959
where there's freedom of speech
and freedom of religion.
1321
01:26:22,376 --> 01:26:23,876
It's a privilege!
1322
01:26:24,126 --> 01:26:27,918
Compared to so many countries,
where so much is banned
1323
01:26:28,168 --> 01:26:30,543
and where you can't stand up for yourself.
1324
01:26:30,918 --> 01:26:33,334
We want to wear what we want!
1325
01:26:33,584 --> 01:26:34,626
Yes!
1326
01:26:37,251 --> 01:26:40,876
But we don't want to be divided
into honorable and dishonorable women.
1327
01:26:41,293 --> 01:26:43,168
But that's exactly
what the headscarf does!
1328
01:26:43,584 --> 01:26:46,668
Home, Freedom, Tradition,
Diversity, Enough!
1329
01:26:47,959 --> 01:26:49,084
Fucking Nazis.
1330
01:26:49,334 --> 01:26:54,876
No one should have to marry
because they are gay or are a girl.
1331
01:26:55,168 --> 01:26:58,293
What a demand!
Vienna in the 21st century!
1332
01:26:58,834 --> 01:27:02,584
Yalla, Habibi! What's your problem?
The Sheitan is speaking through you!
1333
01:27:03,043 --> 01:27:05,418
Better put on a headscarf and marry me!
1334
01:27:05,668 --> 01:27:07,293
Keep quiet, sucker!
1335
01:27:07,543 --> 01:27:09,668
If the Imam were to see it...
1336
01:27:09,918 --> 01:27:13,084
Excuse me, is this the protest
against the full-body veil ban?
1337
01:27:13,376 --> 01:27:14,918
No that was yesterday.
1338
01:27:15,334 --> 01:27:17,501
You are too late, that was yesterday.
1339
01:27:17,834 --> 01:27:20,251
- Shit, that's what I said!
- Doesn't matter.
1340
01:27:23,043 --> 01:27:26,001
- What protest is that here?
- Islam reform.
1341
01:27:26,376 --> 01:27:27,834
Islam reform!
1342
01:27:28,918 --> 01:27:31,334
But you are for it!
1343
01:27:33,084 --> 01:27:36,376
We are not for something,
where there are so many women.
1344
01:27:36,626 --> 01:27:39,543
Exactly! Women in the kitchen!
Women in the kitchen!
1345
01:27:40,376 --> 01:27:43,084
Anti gender insanity!
Anti gender insanity!
1346
01:27:43,459 --> 01:27:46,418
Anti gender insanity!
Anti gender insanity...
1347
01:27:47,626 --> 01:27:49,834
WE PROTECT EUROPE
1348
01:27:50,084 --> 01:27:52,251
ALLAH IS A WOMAN
1349
01:29:19,251 --> 01:29:22,251
I need the room.
I need the kitchen table.
1350
01:29:22,501 --> 01:29:24,959
No, you don't need it.
1351
01:29:26,501 --> 01:29:28,251
You need a place for you.
1352
01:29:28,501 --> 01:29:32,043
And we need a place for us
where we can be us.
1353
01:29:32,293 --> 01:29:34,126
But when you aren't here...
1354
01:29:34,376 --> 01:29:36,168
Sitting at the table is too stiff.
1355
01:29:36,418 --> 01:29:38,959
We need a place,
where everyone can move around,
1356
01:29:39,209 --> 01:29:42,501
be in the kitchen together,
spend time with everyone...
1357
01:29:44,251 --> 01:29:47,001
Can is not marrying his cousin.
He's moving in with us.
1358
01:29:52,001 --> 01:29:53,793
Come, I'll show you your room!
1359
01:30:15,793 --> 01:30:19,084
Other kids take drugs,
skip school...
1360
01:30:19,834 --> 01:30:23,084
I know!
That's why we're here!
1361
01:30:31,668 --> 01:30:33,876
We are here in a loop...
1362
01:30:37,959 --> 01:30:39,834
We're trapped in it!
1363
01:30:40,501 --> 01:30:42,459
You already said that!
1364
01:30:57,543 --> 01:31:00,126
The world keeps on spinning
normally for us
1365
01:31:00,376 --> 01:31:04,001
and you're going back to school
and you'll get your degree eventually,
1366
01:31:04,251 --> 01:31:07,209
and there is no German exit exam
in Austria...
1367
01:31:07,501 --> 01:31:08,459
Shit!
1368
01:31:09,043 --> 01:31:12,084
We cannot stop the wedding,
but we have to...
1369
01:31:14,418 --> 01:31:15,626
Are you starting that again?
1370
01:31:16,126 --> 01:31:19,918
If you were going to a Carneval,
it would be easier for all of us.
1371
01:31:21,668 --> 01:31:22,834
Carneval!
1372
01:31:26,751 --> 01:31:28,043
That was new!
1373
01:32:07,459 --> 01:32:11,418
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1374
01:32:12,305 --> 01:32:18,429
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