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So did you like
the movie?
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I think the movie was good.
Yeah.
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It was very
entertaining.
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What about you?
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I liked it.
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It wasn't
what I expected.
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Too many people
in this...
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in this movie theater.
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Yeah?
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I don't do very well in--
with crowds.
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I know.
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It was great,
you know,
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very well done,
very well done.
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And the way he
describes, you know,
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the different steps that
led him to do that--
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that's what's
interesting.
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It's a documentary
kind of movie.
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I thought it wasn't
going to happen.
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They kept saying,
"Oh, we're not gonna get away with this."
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And they did.
I was surprised.
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Yeah, it was good.
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Would you
watch it again?
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Yeah.
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Sorry to interrupt.
Have you decided on a wine this evening?
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- Yes.
- What would you like?
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Can--?
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- red is good for you?
- Yeah.
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Can we get
a bottle of--?
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The first time he asked
for money was two years ago.
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The second time--
six months ago.
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And now,
two days ago,
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he's asking
for some more.
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And he's a friend.
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And, you know,
I help him.
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But it's a lot of money
we're talking about.
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And it never ends.
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So what do I do?
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What would you do?
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It sounds like he's
taking advantage of you.
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It's good
to see you.
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It's always good
to see you.
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Thank you.
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Come here.
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Attaboy.
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Get 'em.
Get 'em.
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Good.
20, 19,
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18, 17.
Focus.
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16, 15, 14...
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Two.
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Good stall here.
Good stall.
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Beautiful, Zizzo.
Drop it down.
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Attaboy.
Good set.
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Ow.
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- I'm just kidding.
- How're you feeling?
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- All right.
- Eat your Wheaties this morning?
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- My Wheaties?
- Yeah.
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I had my muscle milk this morning,
Wheaties after.
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So what's going down?
What's new?
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You want to hear everything
or just recent things?
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Let's start at two or three
and work your way up.
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Let me ask you
a question.
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Yeah.
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What are you doing
this weekend?
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What am I doing
this weekend?
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No, the other trainer
I'm working with.
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- I don't know. I don't know.
- I do.
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Chelsea, I'm ordering breakfast.
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Do you know
what you want?
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I'll just have whatever you're having.
Thank you.
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What about the bailout?
How do you think that's going to turn out?
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That's not
gonna work.
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You need more money
in the system,
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a lot more money than
what the government is putting in.
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It's just
the beginning.
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So I don't know
what to tell you.
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I think it's better
to stay cash and...
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that's what I do anyway,
so it's good for me.
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No it's not.
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I'm out of here.
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Thank you
very much.
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- I hope I'll see you soon.
- Me too.
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- Take care.
- You too.
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I met with Philip
on October 5th and 6th.
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I wore a Michael Kors dress and shoes
with La Perla--
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I wore a Michael Kors
dress and shoes
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with La Perla lingerie
underneath
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and diamond stud
earrings.
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We met at 7:30 at the hotel
and had a drink downstairs.
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He liked my dress
but didn't go into detail why
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and didn't mention anything else
about my appearance.
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So how did it go?
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It was fine.
We had a nice dinner,
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you know, went back
to the hotel.
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But he's
very well endowed
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and sometimes I just can't
handle him that long.
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Lucky for me, though,
he's attractive,
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so that helps and I
at least enjoy myself.
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But it was weird
when I left.
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He didn't even stand up
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to hug me or say goodbye
or kiss me on the cheek.
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It was a very
awkward departure.
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He's never
done that before.
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We ate dinner at Blue Hill.
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Philip didn't ask
for a menu
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and had the chef serve us
a five-course meal,
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a different wine
with each course.
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We went to the 9:40
showing of "Man on Wire"
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at the Sunshine Cinema.
And he liked the movie.
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We went back to the hotel
and talked for half an hour,
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mostly about
a friend of his
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that keeps borrowing money from
him and not paying it back.
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Then we had sex for about an hour.
After, we talked about--
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After, we talked for about 15
minutes and he fell asleep.
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At breakfast he briefly told me
his worries regarding the economy
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and said I should invest
my money in gold.
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He also mentioned a book about
how the Federal Reserve works.
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He didn't make
another appointment.
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00:10:01,414 --> 00:10:02,915
Sometimes clients think
they want the real you,
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but at the end
of the day they don't.
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00:10:05,185 --> 00:10:08,487
They want what they want you to be.
They want you to be
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something else.
They don't want you to be yourself.
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Suppose I'm that rare
client that really wants to--
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if they wanted you
to be yourself,
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they wouldn't be
paying you.
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00:10:19,466 --> 00:10:22,034
I know you've been buying
five sessions at a time.
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Right.
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You realize you're losing
money by doing that, right?
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But I'm taking it
as it goes, you know?
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I know. I hear that.
The whole thing is is, like,
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if you buy more sessions, obviously
you're gonna save a lot more money.
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I think our relationship is good.
You're liking what we're doing.
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- You do a great job.
- You're feeling good. You're looking good.
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You've gained
five lbs. of muscle.
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- You're on your way to a six-pack.
- I'm trying.
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I don't think our relationship
is going to end soon.
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00:10:48,495 --> 00:10:51,463
So my suggestion is let's
have you buy a bigger package--
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- like 25 or 50.
- What did I do last time? 10?
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- You did five.
- That went quick.
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So if you did 25 or 50, you'd be saving,
like, 20 bucks per session.
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00:11:00,807 --> 00:11:04,209
So you're looking
at saving $400.
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00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:08,247
And I know times are a little crazy,
but that's my point.
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I know what I pay for five.
What's it go up to from there?
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You pay $150
for five.
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And you'll end up
paying $125
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If you end up
getting 25 sessions.
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You are the beautiful,
young ingenue accompanying--
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Let me ask you
a question.
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Not to pry,
but you guys--
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I mean, you guys
are hurting.
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00:11:27,934 --> 00:11:29,935
Everybody's hurting right now.
How do you--?
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You're gonna spend money?
You're going to do this?
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Self-medicating.
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Don't worry about that.
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I'm go?
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If I was hurting,
I wouldn't go.
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I can't afford
to go to Vegas.
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You don't have
to afford to go to Vegas.
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I can afford for you
to go to Vegas.
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We all can afford
for you to go to Vegas.
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In fact, we almost can't
afford for you not to go.
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You gotta come,
dude, seriously.
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All right, let me see
what I can do.
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Hi, Chris.
Package for you.
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Thank you very much.
Have a good day.
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Thanks.
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I'm starving.
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How was work?
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Work was good--
a little crazy.
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I trained Zizzo.
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He was trying
to convince me to go
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To some crazy
trip in Vegas.
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Vegas?
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Yeah, boys' trip
to Vegas this weekend.
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I told him I didn't think
you'd approve of that.
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Do you get bored of just
talking to rich people?
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It can get tedious.
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It can get tedious?
Why?
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It can.
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You really have to adapt and
become something that they want.
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Oh, God.
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I mean, do you find
yourself caring at all?
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I do.
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I think you're getting a little
worked up about it, though.
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Because the economy
is fucked.
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And my business
is fucked.
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I'm making 1/10 of what
I made two years ago.
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It's just getting
worse and worse.
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And this is something that is
gonna fucking fall by the wayside
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if I can't
get it together.
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And I've aged out
of the business also.
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So I fucking show up on
a set and people ask me--
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They think I worked on
"McHale's Navy" or something.
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Did that other show
get picked up?
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Yeah, it might have
gotten picked up,
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but it's not a sure thing.
And it's not enough
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To maintain what
I'm kind of used to.
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You don't think so?
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I can't tell.
I don't know what the fuck's going on
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in the business
anywhere anymore.
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Well, anyway,
thanks for listening.
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I've been in so many
relationships where nobody listens.
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I definitely think relationships
are about communication, don't you?
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God, totally.
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Jesus, that's why we--
it's completely two-way.
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We're constantly exchanging
kind of what we think.
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I mean, that's how
people relate.
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It's just so
fucking ridiculous
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the way everybody wants
something completely one-sided
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and want
something for nothing.
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Sorry, my hands
are really cold.
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It's okay.
I'll warm them up.
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Well, my first
thought is I do like it.
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I do like it.
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It's just that,
I'll tell you, right now
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It's a tough time for me to start
pioneering a new line like this.
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The economy right now
is really in the toilet.
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And we got a store
full of stuff.
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00:15:06,779 --> 00:15:09,981
And we do have stuff
that somewhat competes
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with this type
of garment right now.
220
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Right.
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I'd like to show it real quick
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to Marvin, just to get
an idea of what he thinks.
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I'm thinking
right now, no.
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But I'm thinking maybe
down the road we can try it.
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Marv, uh...
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you know,
I would definitely--
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I'm definitely okay
with it being on consignment
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because it gets a chance
to be out on the floor
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and see how it does.
You guys have a very big store
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and I'm sure we could find a little
bit of space to put the stuff out there.
231
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I know it's going to sell. I
know people are gonna buy it.
232
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This way
I'm okay with that.
233
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If it doesn't sell, then I'll
take it back. That's fine.
234
00:15:49,388 --> 00:15:51,990
But I would like to have it out
there for the Christmas season
235
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Because that's when
people are buying things.
236
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On October 25th
I met with Dennis.
237
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We had lunch at Nobu and
then went to a hotel room.
238
00:16:01,897 --> 00:16:05,299
During lunch he talked
about the financial crisis.
239
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:07,301
When we got back
to the room
240
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he immediately
got on the phone
241
00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:12,640
and ordered
some MaCallan 25.
242
00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:15,443
I put on a Kiki de
Montparnasse corset,
243
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panties and gloves.
244
00:16:17,546 --> 00:16:20,280
The shoes
were basic Zara.
245
00:16:20,281 --> 00:16:22,650
After he got off the phone
we made out for a while.
246
00:16:22,651 --> 00:16:26,487
Then he asked me
to masturbate, which I did.
247
00:16:26,488 --> 00:16:29,256
Then he masturbated
watching me.
248
00:16:29,257 --> 00:16:32,192
He made another appointment
for November 3rd.
249
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I think one element
that could be improved a lot
250
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is the photography.
251
00:16:36,397 --> 00:16:38,566
You should have
much better pictures.
252
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:41,301
I have pictures I can give you.
That's not a problem.
253
00:16:41,302 --> 00:16:43,771
Are they really
top-quality pictures?
254
00:16:43,772 --> 00:16:45,439
They should look like
"Playboy" pictures.
255
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,841
Yeah, they're
perfect.
256
00:16:46,842 --> 00:16:49,109
Yeah? Okay.
That's important.
257
00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:53,013
And we could improve the logo
and general style of the site,
258
00:16:53,014 --> 00:16:55,182
make it look
much more high-class.
259
00:16:55,183 --> 00:16:57,985
Okay, I also
wanted to--
260
00:16:57,986 --> 00:16:59,653
I don't know exactly
how you'd do this,
261
00:16:59,654 --> 00:17:01,555
but I would
really like it
262
00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:04,859
if my site would come up
in the search engines.
263
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:08,662
You know, like--
264
00:17:08,663 --> 00:17:10,631
I don't know exactly
how you do that,
265
00:17:10,632 --> 00:17:14,167
But when you Google
"escorts," I come up.
266
00:17:14,168 --> 00:17:16,504
It's a little tricky.
It'll take some time.
267
00:17:16,505 --> 00:17:19,206
But one good idea is
to get yourself listed
268
00:17:19,207 --> 00:17:21,208
in a lot of directories
and review sites.
269
00:17:21,209 --> 00:17:23,644
The more links there
are to your site,
270
00:17:23,645 --> 00:17:26,614
the better your rankings in
the search engines are gonna be.
271
00:17:26,615 --> 00:17:29,216
- You can do that?
- I can help you with that.
272
00:17:29,217 --> 00:17:31,552
Sure, sure.
But that takes monthly work,
273
00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:34,154
if you want to work out a
monthly maintenance contract...
274
00:17:34,155 --> 00:17:35,823
How much?
275
00:17:35,824 --> 00:17:37,591
You have to continually
update it every month.
276
00:17:37,592 --> 00:17:40,794
How much would you charge
just to design it?
277
00:17:40,795 --> 00:17:42,897
About 1500 bucks.
278
00:17:42,898 --> 00:17:45,232
And how soon could you
get it done?
279
00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:49,336
I could only work
after hours here, so...
280
00:18:15,337 --> 00:18:17,772
Can we sort
of start over here?
281
00:18:17,773 --> 00:18:21,442
I am not trying
to tell you
282
00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:23,444
how to run
your business.
283
00:18:23,445 --> 00:18:25,547
I'm trying to help you
enhance your business.
284
00:18:25,548 --> 00:18:28,315
And I think
I can do that.
285
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,384
If I didn't think
I could do that,
286
00:18:30,385 --> 00:18:32,520
I wouldn't have taken
an interest in you.
287
00:18:32,521 --> 00:18:34,722
You seem like
a pretty smart girl.
288
00:18:34,723 --> 00:18:38,960
Are you familiar with
an escort named Tara?
289
00:18:38,961 --> 00:18:40,795
I'm not.
290
00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:44,899
Okay, well, you might
want to check out
291
00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:48,036
Some of the stuff that's
been posted about this Tara
292
00:18:48,037 --> 00:18:50,204
On "The Erotic
Connoisseur."
293
00:18:50,205 --> 00:18:52,907
I don't usually like
checking out reviews.
294
00:18:52,908 --> 00:18:56,343
Well, let me tell you
a little story
295
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,345
about what happened
to Tara.
296
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:02,216
Tara is 20 years old,
kind of came in here
297
00:19:02,217 --> 00:19:05,519
just falling off the turnip
truck, doing her own thing.
298
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,856
And when I put up
the reviews,
299
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,325
her rate started going up.
Do you understand?
300
00:19:11,326 --> 00:19:15,063
This is making you more
upscale than you've ever been.
301
00:19:15,064 --> 00:19:18,566
You think you know
an idea of upscale,
302
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:22,336
but what I'm offering you
is upscale beyond.
303
00:19:22,337 --> 00:19:25,506
So...
304
00:19:26,575 --> 00:19:28,375
So anyhow,
305
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:31,412
do you have to develop
business skills?
306
00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:34,048
Who does your books?
307
00:19:35,718 --> 00:19:38,385
That's something
I'd rather not answer, actually.
308
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:41,923
Well, I'm not gonna--
let's just say, do you keep books?
309
00:19:41,924 --> 00:19:44,492
I do. Let's just say I have
a few people that help me out.
310
00:19:44,493 --> 00:19:46,494
I'd like to
keep it at that.
311
00:19:46,495 --> 00:19:48,496
I think you want
to look at this time
312
00:19:48,497 --> 00:19:50,798
As a time to actually
get more invested.
313
00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:54,135
Personally, my wife and I have gotten
more aggressive with our family.
314
00:19:54,136 --> 00:19:57,105
We set up a 529
for our young son.
315
00:19:57,106 --> 00:19:59,774
We wanted to get
more involved here,
316
00:19:59,775 --> 00:20:04,545
because you don't see these levels,
these opportunities very often.
317
00:20:04,546 --> 00:20:06,114
If you sit back like
everyone else and sell,
318
00:20:06,115 --> 00:20:08,116
you're actually going
against the grain
319
00:20:08,117 --> 00:20:11,653
of what you should be doing-- investing.
It's important.
320
00:20:11,654 --> 00:20:13,554
How's your wife?
How's Rachel?
321
00:20:13,555 --> 00:20:16,223
She's well. She's better.
Thanks for asking.
322
00:20:16,224 --> 00:20:19,226
Yeah, of course.
How's your son?
323
00:20:19,227 --> 00:20:22,730
He's good too.
Everyone's well.
324
00:20:22,731 --> 00:20:26,267
Every family right now feels stress.
We watch the news.
325
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:30,304
We watch this
Presidential election
326
00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:32,640
and this campaigning.
And it's stressful
327
00:20:32,641 --> 00:20:34,475
to wonder where
our country's going.
328
00:20:34,476 --> 00:20:36,077
Definitely.
329
00:20:36,078 --> 00:20:39,480
I think sometimes you
just gotta turn it off.
330
00:20:39,481 --> 00:20:41,916
You just can't even
listen to it.
331
00:20:41,917 --> 00:20:45,953
I think, more importantly, you
have to look at your career, really.
332
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:49,857
I see your ledger. I see your
numbers. You're good at what you do.
333
00:20:49,858 --> 00:20:52,593
You could possibly be the best
at what you do. You're amazing.
334
00:20:52,594 --> 00:20:56,197
But let's not rest
on our laurels here.
335
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,934
There's more things
you could be doing.
336
00:20:59,935 --> 00:21:02,670
Like what?
337
00:21:02,671 --> 00:21:06,240
It just seems like
everything changes.
338
00:21:06,241 --> 00:21:09,476
A reflection point like this allows you
to look at it and see what's changed.
339
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,580
I asked you to meet with
Michael for that exact reason.
340
00:21:12,581 --> 00:21:15,382
I think he has
a really good view
341
00:21:15,383 --> 00:21:17,451
of what's going on
in your market
342
00:21:17,452 --> 00:21:20,722
and could take you
to the next level.
343
00:21:20,723 --> 00:21:25,292
What exactly does he want?
What exactly does he do?
344
00:21:25,293 --> 00:21:27,729
What differentiates you
from those other women
345
00:21:27,730 --> 00:21:31,799
is what's gonna make these
other businesses grow for you.
346
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,368
So I do understand it,
but I just wanted to say that.
347
00:21:34,369 --> 00:21:37,004
Besides that,
there's other things.
348
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,906
There's so many things
that you can do
349
00:21:38,907 --> 00:21:41,575
that will allow you to
continue having your anonymity,
350
00:21:41,576 --> 00:21:43,677
but you can continue
to grow your business.
351
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:47,215
Here's an example--
do you really think
352
00:21:47,216 --> 00:21:51,685
some woman would want to take
her 16-17-year-old daughter
353
00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:54,355
to my boutique if they
knew I was an escort?
354
00:21:55,758 --> 00:21:57,925
If it was a sex boutique
and it was a couple,
355
00:21:57,926 --> 00:22:00,561
that'd be a different story, but
that's not what I'm interested in.
356
00:22:00,562 --> 00:22:03,330
I'm not trying to be
insensitive to that. I get that.
357
00:22:03,331 --> 00:22:05,366
I'm just trying to
make sure you understand
358
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:09,403
there's an opportunity lost if
you don't take advantage of that.
359
00:22:09,404 --> 00:22:13,040
In what other ways could
I do that where I'm safe?
360
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,576
Well, like, you
could write a book.
361
00:22:15,577 --> 00:22:18,712
We could do a movie
about your life.
362
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:21,215
Right now
that's really hot.
363
00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:23,384
People are making
movies like that.
364
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:27,054
There's Tara right there.
365
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,355
Tara.
366
00:22:28,356 --> 00:22:29,791
Sugar!
367
00:22:29,792 --> 00:22:30,925
- Darling, how are you?
- How are you?
368
00:22:30,926 --> 00:22:32,660
Very well.
Good to see you.
369
00:22:32,661 --> 00:22:34,962
- This is Chelsea.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
370
00:22:34,963 --> 00:22:37,631
I have to get out of here.
Thanks for lunch.
371
00:22:37,632 --> 00:22:39,767
- It was nice to see you.
- You too.
372
00:22:39,768 --> 00:22:42,536
We have about 20 minutes.
Want to grab a quick drink?
373
00:22:42,537 --> 00:22:44,972
- I'd love a drink right now.
- Let's do it.
374
00:22:44,973 --> 00:22:47,041
- So how was your flight?
- It was good.
375
00:22:47,042 --> 00:22:51,946
- Where are you staying?
- I'm staying over at the "W."
376
00:23:09,850 --> 00:23:13,819
I haven't seen you
in almost two weeks now.
377
00:23:13,820 --> 00:23:16,356
- Yeah, that's a long time, right?
- I know. God.
378
00:23:21,762 --> 00:23:24,797
- It's good to see you.
- It's good to see you, too.
379
00:23:25,866 --> 00:23:28,568
How long have I
been coming here?
380
00:23:28,569 --> 00:23:30,670
Two and a half
years...?
381
00:23:30,671 --> 00:23:34,039
God... Two
and a half years.
382
00:23:38,044 --> 00:23:39,479
- It's not that long.
- It's not that long?
383
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,180
No.
384
00:23:44,618 --> 00:23:46,619
Feels like a--
feels like...
385
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:49,289
Doesn't feel
like a long time.
386
00:23:49,290 --> 00:23:51,291
It's been fun,
387
00:23:51,292 --> 00:23:54,193
But it feels like you're a
big part of my life, you know?
388
00:23:54,194 --> 00:23:57,096
I look up and suddenly
you're a big part of my life.
389
00:23:57,097 --> 00:23:59,098
I'd like
to think so.
390
00:23:59,099 --> 00:24:01,967
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
391
00:24:03,370 --> 00:24:05,672
Yeah.
392
00:24:05,673 --> 00:24:07,674
You have a lot
of makeup on today.
393
00:24:07,675 --> 00:24:10,209
- Do I?
- Yeah.
394
00:24:12,513 --> 00:24:15,014
I like it,
it's just...
395
00:24:15,015 --> 00:24:16,849
Someone else
have you do that,
396
00:24:16,850 --> 00:24:18,651
or did you just
do it on your own?
397
00:24:18,652 --> 00:24:20,085
- I did it myself.
- Yeah?
398
00:24:20,086 --> 00:24:22,322
This is how
it usually is.
399
00:24:22,323 --> 00:24:25,191
On October 18th I met with Dan.
400
00:24:25,192 --> 00:24:28,361
I wore a vintage black
cashmere sweater,
401
00:24:28,362 --> 00:24:29,895
Earnest sewn jeans
402
00:24:29,896 --> 00:24:31,897
and Pour La Victoire
boots.
403
00:24:31,898 --> 00:24:34,434
Dan talked
the entire time.
404
00:24:34,435 --> 00:24:36,669
We didn't have sex.
405
00:24:36,670 --> 00:24:38,438
He was very upset
about a contract
406
00:24:38,439 --> 00:24:41,607
his firm lost
to I.M. Pei.
407
00:24:41,608 --> 00:24:43,777
He set a date
for Tuesday.
408
00:24:43,778 --> 00:24:45,311
So they gave us a booth
409
00:24:45,312 --> 00:24:47,013
And they started doing
the bottle service,
410
00:24:47,014 --> 00:24:48,915
and they started just
bringing all this shit.
411
00:24:48,916 --> 00:24:51,617
We were totally hammered.
As we're leaving,
412
00:24:51,618 --> 00:24:55,689
some other manager comes in
and decides not to comp it.
413
00:24:55,690 --> 00:24:58,825
It was, like,
10 grand.
414
00:24:58,826 --> 00:25:01,027
10 grand was
our bar bill.
415
00:25:01,028 --> 00:25:02,295
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Isn't that sick?
416
00:25:02,296 --> 00:25:05,732
That's a big bar bill.
417
00:25:05,733 --> 00:25:10,070
Oh, I'm sure it was a
lot of champagne, wine.
418
00:25:10,071 --> 00:25:13,472
I don't even know.
There was a little ring of us.
419
00:25:13,473 --> 00:25:16,209
Then it grew. And by the time
there was that outer ring,
420
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:18,812
I think strangers were just
ordering buckets of beer
421
00:25:18,813 --> 00:25:21,748
- and champagne and shit.
- Oh my God.
422
00:25:21,749 --> 00:25:25,985
It was so fun, though.
I think he charges the movie.
423
00:25:25,986 --> 00:25:28,354
She needs to get
one of those--
424
00:25:28,355 --> 00:25:31,024
what do they call those
things? It's like a vaporizer.
425
00:25:31,025 --> 00:25:33,793
She did.
It didn't last long.
426
00:25:33,794 --> 00:25:36,662
Didn't get her
high enough?
427
00:25:36,663 --> 00:25:38,664
I don't know
what it was.
428
00:25:38,665 --> 00:25:41,034
My buddy tried
one, but he didn't like it.
429
00:25:41,035 --> 00:25:42,869
He's been smoking
a long time
430
00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:45,671
and he missed the burn and
the coughing in the lungs.
431
00:25:45,672 --> 00:25:48,775
He needed it.
The clean thing wasn't enough for him.
432
00:25:48,776 --> 00:25:50,710
Chelsea?
433
00:25:50,711 --> 00:25:52,411
- Hi.
- Hello.
434
00:25:52,412 --> 00:25:54,147
I thought
that was you.
435
00:25:54,148 --> 00:25:55,749
Hi. I'm Ken.
436
00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:59,352
- How are you? David.
- Hi, David.
437
00:25:59,353 --> 00:26:04,390
I'm just taking off,
but I thought I'd say hi.
438
00:26:04,391 --> 00:26:06,559
See you.
439
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,228
And how's Sheila?
440
00:26:08,229 --> 00:26:11,597
She's doing good.
She's doing good.
441
00:26:11,598 --> 00:26:13,432
There's always gonna be
old people too,
442
00:26:13,433 --> 00:26:15,835
No matter what's going on
with the economy.
443
00:26:15,836 --> 00:26:18,138
She's doing okay,
still at the center,
444
00:26:18,139 --> 00:26:22,175
even though she's a little
afraid that, you know--
445
00:26:23,244 --> 00:26:26,079
Cutbacks, recession,
depression--
446
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,915
They might lose their funding.
But that's a long way off.
447
00:26:28,916 --> 00:26:31,651
We should
get together soon.
448
00:26:31,652 --> 00:26:34,120
Yeah, we should
get together.
449
00:26:34,121 --> 00:26:37,423
I think she'd< like that again.
That'd be nice.
450
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,586
- Chris.
- Jess, nice to meet you.
451
00:27:02,587 --> 00:27:04,889
Nice to meet you.
Come into my office.
452
00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:08,626
- How're you doing?
- Great. This place is beautiful.
453
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,562
Are you guys
looking at expansion?
454
00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:14,199
From the looks of this place, it
looks like you're well-funded.
455
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,467
You already have
four locations.
456
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:19,003
How aggressive are you about
finding other locations?
457
00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:21,005
We do not want
to take over the world.
458
00:27:21,006 --> 00:27:24,075
But we do want
to expand our facilities.
459
00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:27,312
We want about 10 clubs
in the area,
460
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,881
but we certainly don't want
to take over the world.
461
00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:34,385
We want to maintain a
boutiquelike style-- of operating style
462
00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:36,654
So that we can cater
to each member.
463
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,923
So many of the corporate
monsters out there
464
00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:40,791
are very rigid
in their policies,
465
00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:42,727
and that's the last thing
that we want to do.
466
00:27:42,728 --> 00:27:46,965
The problem is with gyms
is it's hard for the--
467
00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:48,933
a-- I have to take
care of my client,
468
00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:51,469
but b-- I need the facility
to take care of my client.
469
00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:52,770
They're with me
for one hour,
470
00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:56,074
but they're in the gym
for the whole year.
471
00:27:56,075 --> 00:28:00,278
I'm liking, I think, that I hear that
that's very important to you guys. Yes?
472
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,446
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
473
00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:05,516
If you look at the club alone,
it's a $15-million facility.
474
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:08,920
so we have to maintain
retention with our members.
475
00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:13,024
So if we're not getting results,
guess what-- they're gone.
476
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,625
I was wondering
if we could do something
477
00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:16,327
where I could start
working with you more--
478
00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:18,829
not just doing my sessions where
I'm getting a piece of them,
479
00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:22,000
but something where I could
help you train the trainers
480
00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:27,138
or manage the place, and you
could cut me a base salary.
481
00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:29,640
I just have to start doing
more for myself, you know.
482
00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:34,012
I've gone out and checked
some other places out
483
00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:36,814
and felt some
people out and--
484
00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:38,482
You've looked
at other places?
485
00:28:38,483 --> 00:28:41,052
After all the times
I've helped you out here
486
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:42,320
you've looked
at other places?
487
00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:44,488
I mean, again,
I just looked,
488
00:28:44,489 --> 00:28:46,857
just to feel out what
I was gonna say to you.
489
00:28:46,858 --> 00:28:48,692
And I'm here to you
first, obviously.
490
00:28:48,693 --> 00:28:50,962
How do you feel
about the other places?
491
00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:53,631
I mean, look, I've been
working with you a long time.
492
00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:55,499
I don't want
to leave here.
493
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:59,404
But at the same time I
need to do something now.
494
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:02,473
I need to step it up. I've been
doing this for too long, man.
495
00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:04,208
Right now is not
exactly the best time
496
00:29:04,209 --> 00:29:07,245
To start hitting people up
for more money.
497
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,314
I know that.
I know that.
498
00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:11,849
But that's exactly
almost why I have to.
499
00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:14,919
Because I don't know how much
worse things are gonna get.
500
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,556
Or hopefully they turn around
and get better. I don't know.
501
00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:20,791
But all I do know is I've
been doing this long enough
502
00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:22,893
to where I need a change.
If it's gonna be
503
00:29:22,894 --> 00:29:24,829
with you guys,
I would love to do that.
504
00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:28,199
And if it's not, I understand,
but then I have to move on.
505
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,534
You're talking about
more of a management role,
506
00:29:30,535 --> 00:29:33,137
taking a piece of the profits,
stuff like that.
507
00:29:33,138 --> 00:29:35,906
I've been trying for weeks just
to get you to wear the shirts.
508
00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:40,511
And you can't even pass
along with me on that.
509
00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:43,881
I got to be honest with you, Bill,
I'm not a uniform guy.
510
00:29:43,882 --> 00:29:47,685
I mean, I love the gym.
I just don't love the T-shirts.
511
00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:50,254
But if I have
to wear a T-shirt
512
00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:52,690
to be on the team,
I'll do that.
513
00:29:52,691 --> 00:29:54,192
That's what I mean--
more of a team role.
514
00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:56,294
I don't see you
in that role.
515
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:58,062
I don't get that
feeling from you.
516
00:29:58,063 --> 00:30:00,698
I get you're more of an outsider,
more of an independent
517
00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:03,167
fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants
kind of guy.
518
00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:17,148
- Hi, how can I help you?
- What's your cheapest prepaid phone?
519
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:19,416
Cheapest prepaid?
Let me show you.
520
00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:28,226
This is $110. You get 200 minutes
and nights and weekends free.
521
00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:30,728
$110 and I only get
200 minutes?
522
00:30:30,729 --> 00:30:32,897
- Yeah.
- I'll give you $80 for it.
523
00:30:32,898 --> 00:30:35,266
No, our cost is $95.
I can't give you for $80.
524
00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:37,902
Then I'll take $95,
and I'll buy two.
525
00:30:37,903 --> 00:30:40,037
No, I can give you
$100 if you want.
526
00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:44,408
Okay, that's fine.
I'll take two then.
527
00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:46,744
Hi, David.
This is Chelsea.
528
00:30:46,745 --> 00:30:50,047
Hi. You're real.
You can never tell with these websites.
529
00:30:50,048 --> 00:30:54,285
So I checked
out your information
530
00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:56,354
and I see
that you're a writer
531
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:59,957
and your company is in L.A.
Is that where you live as well?
532
00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:02,693
Yeah, I live in L.A.
I'm just in for a couple days.
533
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,196
Do you travel a lot?
534
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:07,431
I do, you know,
project to project.
535
00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:10,067
I just go wherever
they're shooting.
536
00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:12,436
I'm in New York,
like, five times a year.
537
00:31:12,437 --> 00:31:14,438
What kind of writer
are you?
538
00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:16,840
Screenwriter.
539
00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:22,113
So what are you
looking forward to?
540
00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:24,581
Do you have anything
specific in mind?
541
00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:29,253
Well, you know,
542
00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:31,422
after looking
at your site
543
00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:33,657
I'd just really love to
get together with you.
544
00:31:33,658 --> 00:31:36,193
I'm just feeling
kind of stressed out.
545
00:31:36,194 --> 00:31:37,461
I should probably
see a shrink,
546
00:31:37,462 --> 00:31:40,831
But it seems more fun
to see you.
547
00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:42,967
Why don't you tell me
about yourself?
548
00:31:42,968 --> 00:31:46,804
Are you married?
Do you have kids?
549
00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:49,740
Yes and yes
and no comment.
550
00:31:51,676 --> 00:31:53,610
How many kids
do you have?
551
00:31:53,611 --> 00:31:55,712
I have two
little girls.
552
00:31:55,713 --> 00:31:57,915
Don't make me
feel bad, though.
553
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,817
I won't.
554
00:32:04,323 --> 00:32:06,623
Would you like
to meet tomorrow?
555
00:32:06,624 --> 00:32:08,659
Yes, I would,
556
00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:12,463
But tomorrow is my
screening and my dinner.
557
00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:14,065
That's what
I'm in for.
558
00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:16,067
So I can't do it
tomorrow.
559
00:32:16,068 --> 00:32:19,370
And I leave Friday morning.
How about tonight?
560
00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:21,638
I can't do it
tonight.
561
00:32:21,639 --> 00:32:23,707
Really?
562
00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:27,678
Have you ever even seen
an escort before?
563
00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:31,282
No, this is my first time.
Is it that clear?
564
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:35,319
Well, no, it's just
that I have this policy
565
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,754
that I usually
don't see a client
566
00:32:37,755 --> 00:32:40,091
unless they've been
with an escort.
567
00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:42,860
You know--
568
00:32:42,861 --> 00:32:44,862
Do you make
exceptions?
569
00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:47,698
Actually, I was just
going to tell you
570
00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:51,502
that I was looking
at your birthday
571
00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:57,074
and it actually coincides
with mine really well.
572
00:32:57,075 --> 00:32:59,843
Let me see if I could
push some things around.
573
00:32:59,844 --> 00:33:02,346
We clicked.
There was something there.
574
00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:05,749
- And I told him that--
- You told him that?
575
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:08,552
I told him that I was going
out of town for the weekend.
576
00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:11,722
- Right.
- And he didn't like that at all.
577
00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:14,191
And what really
set it off was
578
00:33:14,192 --> 00:33:16,793
when he insulted me
about my, you know--
579
00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:19,063
all my
personology books.
580
00:33:19,064 --> 00:33:21,899
Right.
581
00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:26,037
I had a feeling he didn't
support me in my belief.
582
00:33:26,038 --> 00:33:30,441
And I found out
last night for sure.
583
00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:34,778
So you found out last night
that he's not into astrology?
584
00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:37,581
It's not astrology.
585
00:33:37,582 --> 00:33:41,185
Are you gonna
do this to me too?
586
00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:43,254
- It kind of is.
- It's not.
587
00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:50,261
20,000 people-- that's more
than just reading star signs.
588
00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:52,163
I definitely think
it's important.
589
00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:56,167
It's critical to have
somebody who supports you.
590
00:33:56,168 --> 00:34:00,904
But it's important to,
you know--
591
00:34:00,905 --> 00:34:03,774
I don't want to be
negative, 'cause I think
592
00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:05,476
that feeling when you
connect with a client
593
00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:07,478
is the best feeling
in the world.
594
00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:09,480
I don't want to be
sort of down on that.
595
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:21,192
It's funny because I wanted
to get away from my parents.
596
00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:24,161
I didn't want to depend on them.
I didn't want their money.
597
00:34:24,162 --> 00:34:26,330
That's more than
half the reason
598
00:34:26,331 --> 00:34:29,300
I started doing this
in the first place.
599
00:34:29,301 --> 00:34:31,302
I have a lot of money
saved up,
600
00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:34,071
and I won't completely feel
like I'm dependent on him,
601
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:37,274
- monetarily at least.
- Right.
602
00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:42,379
But he made me
feel happy.
603
00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:43,914
And I want to know
if that's something
604
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,517
that will continue
or if it won't.
605
00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:51,422
Do you really believe
what's coming out of your mouth?
606
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,090
You think--
what do you think?
607
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,758
Let me guess--
this guy's married.
608
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:57,495
Does he have a family?
What do you think's gonna happen?
609
00:34:57,496 --> 00:34:59,130
You're gonna go away
this weekend...
610
00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:00,797
something magical
is gonna happen?
611
00:35:00,798 --> 00:35:03,000
He's gonna go home
to his wife--
612
00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:05,269
who he's cheating on
by the way--
613
00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:07,171
and say, "Hey, Honey,
guess what?
614
00:35:07,172 --> 00:35:10,674
I spent three days with a
hooker, and guess what--"
615
00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:13,944
I don't know what's going to
happen. And that's the point.
616
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:17,214
I know what's gonna happen.
You know what's gonna happen?
617
00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:20,618
You're gonna go on your
little trip, all right?
618
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,620
And when he's done
playing with you
619
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:24,921
because he's having
a midlife crisis,
620
00:35:24,922 --> 00:35:27,057
he's gonna leave you
and go back
621
00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:28,759
to his normal,
great life
622
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,094
with his wife
and his family
623
00:35:31,095 --> 00:35:34,765
and he's gonna leave you
high and dry. And guess what--
624
00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:37,934
then you're gonna come back here,
and there's no here anymore.
625
00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:41,071
And you'll be stuck with
you and your books, alone.
626
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,408
I promise you that.
627
00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:51,715
I wish I would've known
you felt like that.
628
00:35:51,716 --> 00:35:53,384
So that's it?
629
00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:55,786
Just fucking blindsides
you out of nowhere?
630
00:35:57,622 --> 00:36:00,457
Blindsides me out of
nowhere, walks in and,
631
00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:04,328
"I am going away with
somebody and it's over.
632
00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:06,597
That's the end
of it."
633
00:36:06,598 --> 00:36:09,366
Buddy, listen.
634
00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:12,303
I feel for you. From fucking
everything you told me about this girl,
635
00:36:12,304 --> 00:36:15,872
you loved her. You were happy.
This was the thing.
636
00:36:15,873 --> 00:36:17,241
So for that
I feel for you.
637
00:36:17,242 --> 00:36:20,477
But, honest to God,
good fucking riddance.
638
00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:23,480
- It's not good riddance.
- It is good riddance.
639
00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:25,782
It's the first girl in
as long as I can remember
640
00:36:25,783 --> 00:36:29,286
that I really care about--
cared about.
641
00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:33,023
Let me tell you, all
women ultimately are evil.
642
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:36,093
They're the worst species.
They're worse than fucking hyenas,
643
00:36:36,094 --> 00:36:38,962
because they have
all the power.
644
00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:42,099
- I'm sensing a little frustration from you.
- They have all the power.
645
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:44,235
And they know this.
646
00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:47,471
- Do you ever listen to Jim Rome?
- Yeah, I love Rome.
647
00:36:47,472 --> 00:36:49,906
He always talks
about Charles Barkley,
648
00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:53,377
and he had a bill
at some club in Vegas
649
00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:55,912
for 15 grand
in alcohol.
650
00:36:55,913 --> 00:36:58,982
And he was like,
"It was just an accident. I forgot to pay it."
651
00:36:58,983 --> 00:37:00,718
He walked out on it?
652
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,120
No, it was just like he said,
"put it on my tab,"
653
00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:06,056
and never paid it, honestly
just forgot to pay it.
654
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,091
Sure, Charles.
655
00:37:08,092 --> 00:37:12,263
Sock down $15,000
worth of booze
656
00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:14,265
and then waltz
out of the door.
657
00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:17,268
Then he repeats it,
like, five times.
658
00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:19,670
You see that when they
hand you that funnel cake
659
00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:22,740
with the powdered sugar on it.
It's all hot and crispy.
660
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:26,076
You think, "this is
gonna be great."
661
00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:32,416
I guess what I'm building up to
662
00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:36,487
is I'm trying to see the role
that this guy plays in your life--
663
00:37:36,488 --> 00:37:39,723
not necessarily your
relationship between him--
664
00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:43,527
I'm not interested in the intimate
details between these two people--
665
00:37:43,528 --> 00:37:47,398
you and your boyfriend.
I'm interested in the kind of relationship
666
00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:52,536
somebody in your business would have
with somebody they actually love.
667
00:37:52,537 --> 00:37:55,238
Let me speak with him and
see how he feels about it.
668
00:37:57,442 --> 00:38:00,577
This journalist mark
is actually really nice.
669
00:38:00,578 --> 00:38:02,979
He's a little intrusive,
but--
670
00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:04,715
Intrusive?
How so?
671
00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:07,351
He's a journalist,
so that's his job, right?
672
00:38:07,352 --> 00:38:10,120
It's just I'm not used
to that really.
673
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,655
He wants
to meet you.
674
00:38:11,656 --> 00:38:14,525
- He wants to meet me?
- Mm-hmm.
675
00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:16,694
What does he want
to meet me for?
676
00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:20,331
He's never met
an escort
677
00:38:20,332 --> 00:38:23,534
that is in a committed
relationship.
678
00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:20,865
I don't know what to do.
I'm gonna keep training him
679
00:39:20,866 --> 00:39:24,269
and continue
to blow him off nicely,
680
00:39:24,270 --> 00:39:26,871
but I'm at a loss
right now.
681
00:39:26,872 --> 00:39:30,008
That's like
the worst situation.
682
00:39:30,009 --> 00:39:33,145
I've been there before, but
for girls it's so much worse.
683
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:36,848
Just kick the crap out of
him every time you see him.
684
00:39:36,849 --> 00:39:38,984
Make him throw up,
so he can't think about
685
00:39:38,985 --> 00:39:41,954
asking you out and then
he'll start to hate you.
686
00:39:41,955 --> 00:39:43,788
I hope so.
687
00:39:43,789 --> 00:39:47,892
- Either that or get in really good shape.
- That's true too.
688
00:39:47,893 --> 00:39:49,928
And then you might want
to go out with him.
689
00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:53,231
I don't know about that.
I'm not sure about that.
690
00:39:53,232 --> 00:39:57,169
You can make him over,
like a work in progress.
691
00:39:59,638 --> 00:40:02,074
- Hi.
- Hi. May I help you?
692
00:40:02,075 --> 00:40:03,875
Glenn wouldn't happen
to be here, would he?
693
00:40:03,876 --> 00:40:06,111
Yes, right this way.
694
00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:23,228
Glenn, someone
to see you.
695
00:40:23,229 --> 00:40:25,630
- Ah, Miss Chelsea, I presume.
- Thanks.
696
00:40:25,631 --> 00:40:27,499
Thanks, Dad.
697
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:30,535
- What the fuck is up?
- Hello.
698
00:40:34,207 --> 00:40:37,275
So how do you like what I
haven't done with the place?
699
00:40:38,677 --> 00:40:41,480
Uh... This is
your place?
700
00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:43,482
It's kind of
a nice setup.
701
00:40:43,483 --> 00:40:48,887
I've got a little deal
with Pater there.
702
00:40:48,888 --> 00:40:51,523
So you're
supposed to be
703
00:40:51,524 --> 00:40:54,792
a "sophisticated
escort," I read.
704
00:40:54,793 --> 00:40:57,795
Would you like a little Schoenberg?
705
00:40:57,796 --> 00:41:00,365
I could improvise
on it for hours.
706
00:41:01,434 --> 00:41:03,368
Ahem--
707
00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:09,741
So what's
on the menu?
708
00:41:09,742 --> 00:41:11,776
What would you
like to know?
709
00:41:11,777 --> 00:41:15,313
Well, it's not so much
what I'd like to know.
710
00:41:15,314 --> 00:41:18,316
It's what I'd like
to feel.
711
00:41:18,317 --> 00:41:21,719
But again...
712
00:41:22,988 --> 00:41:26,258
I don't think you
really understand
713
00:41:26,259 --> 00:41:29,861
what I can do for you
if this goes well.
714
00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:32,630
I trust you've looked
at my site again.
715
00:41:32,631 --> 00:41:36,701
You've seen
some of the girls
716
00:41:36,702 --> 00:41:39,471
who are the stars of
"The Erotic Connoisseur."
717
00:41:39,472 --> 00:41:41,473
I've got a very big
project coming up
718
00:41:41,474 --> 00:41:44,309
that I think, if this works
out, you'd be perfect for.
719
00:41:44,310 --> 00:41:47,779
I'm organizing a junket,
such as it is,
720
00:41:47,780 --> 00:41:50,549
to Dubai.
You know Dubai?
721
00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:53,185
Lots of money.
Very tall buildings.
722
00:41:53,186 --> 00:41:57,789
Arab people with cash flowing
out of their water faucets.
723
00:41:57,790 --> 00:42:01,126
I'm gonna take a bunch
of girls to Dubai.
724
00:42:01,127 --> 00:42:04,896
Everybody there says that the
Russian hookers are the best.
725
00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:06,898
I want to convince
the Dubai elites
726
00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:09,201
that it's best
to buy American.
727
00:42:09,202 --> 00:42:13,071
It's very-- it's all
on the up and up.
728
00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:14,672
The great thing about
the whole project
729
00:42:14,673 --> 00:42:18,676
is that it sounds like
a white slavery ring,
730
00:42:18,677 --> 00:42:21,879
but it's not.
731
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,915
And again, I think
this could be something
732
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:26,485
that really ups your profile,
gets you more money.
733
00:42:26,486 --> 00:42:31,923
I want to help you.
And you can help me help you
734
00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:34,626
by giving me a
little bit of a sense
735
00:42:34,627 --> 00:42:36,661
of what you're like
to be with.
736
00:42:38,297 --> 00:42:41,866
How does this trip to
Dubai exactly benefit you?
737
00:42:41,867 --> 00:42:43,868
It benefits
everybody.
738
00:42:43,869 --> 00:42:46,538
I've got some people out
there who set up the capital.
739
00:42:46,539 --> 00:42:49,441
We go out there totally
first-class all the way--
740
00:42:49,442 --> 00:42:51,743
private jet,
champagne...
741
00:42:51,744 --> 00:42:53,011
cocaine--
742
00:42:53,012 --> 00:42:55,013
All sorts of
yummy yummy things.
743
00:42:55,014 --> 00:42:57,182
We're out there.
We spend a week.
744
00:42:57,183 --> 00:43:00,084
On your off-hours you
do whatever you like.
745
00:43:00,085 --> 00:43:02,621
But on your on-hours
I bring you to men
746
00:43:02,622 --> 00:43:06,424
who will pay $2500,
$3500, $10,000
747
00:43:06,425 --> 00:43:09,027
just for the pleasure
of shaking your hand.
748
00:43:09,028 --> 00:43:11,129
And then it goes
from there.
749
00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:13,398
If you want
a piece of this,
750
00:43:13,399 --> 00:43:16,368
it might be...
751
00:43:16,369 --> 00:43:18,736
in your interest
752
00:43:18,737 --> 00:43:21,773
to give me some play.
753
00:43:21,774 --> 00:43:26,478
We talked about review
copy, as it were.
754
00:43:26,479 --> 00:43:28,380
I'd like to see
what it's like
755
00:43:28,381 --> 00:43:30,715
to be with someone
756
00:43:30,716 --> 00:43:32,850
as breathtaking
757
00:43:32,851 --> 00:43:36,954
as you are.
758
00:43:37,678 --> 00:43:39,879
Oh, God.
759
00:43:41,882 --> 00:43:44,418
How'd it go?
760
00:43:44,419 --> 00:43:47,521
Thank you.
761
00:43:47,522 --> 00:43:48,621
Not so well.
762
00:43:48,622 --> 00:43:51,191
But I don't really
want to go into that.
763
00:43:51,192 --> 00:43:54,461
I dealt with that and I
just want to leave it there.
764
00:43:54,462 --> 00:43:57,330
But when I came home,
I tried calling Chris,
765
00:43:57,331 --> 00:43:59,632
'cause I really needed him
and he wasn't there.
766
00:44:02,937 --> 00:44:05,472
And meet you-- like, meet
and talk to you Wednesday?
767
00:44:05,473 --> 00:44:07,407
Mm-hmm.
768
00:44:09,510 --> 00:44:13,980
Okay, what is that
gonna entail?
769
00:44:13,981 --> 00:44:16,149
Hopefully more money.
770
00:44:16,150 --> 00:44:18,385
He said he could help
increase my rate.
771
00:44:20,854 --> 00:44:23,790
That's what he said?
772
00:44:23,791 --> 00:44:26,893
What did he say in
relation to the other girl?
773
00:44:31,966 --> 00:44:35,502
He said he reviewed her
and she did really well.
774
00:44:35,503 --> 00:44:38,138
Do you ever get intimidated
by other women's bodies
775
00:44:38,139 --> 00:44:40,107
that are in
competition with you?
776
00:44:40,108 --> 00:44:43,510
Not at all.
I'm very happy with what I have.
777
00:44:43,511 --> 00:44:47,414
You look great, but this is
a high-stress business, right?
778
00:44:47,415 --> 00:44:50,550
- You know?
- True.
779
00:44:50,551 --> 00:44:53,620
I mean, there's always
somebody else.
780
00:45:11,772 --> 00:45:13,806
- Hi, how are you?
- Good. Thank you.
781
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:30,223
- Hi there, how are you?
- Hi. Good.
782
00:46:39,626 --> 00:46:42,062
Yeah, so what did he
say about that?
783
00:46:42,063 --> 00:46:45,131
You know how Philip was acting
really strange the other day?
784
00:46:45,132 --> 00:46:46,832
Yeah.
785
00:46:46,833 --> 00:46:48,834
Now I know why.
786
00:46:48,835 --> 00:46:50,470
Why?
787
00:46:50,471 --> 00:46:53,039
Or I think
I know why.
788
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,741
I was shopping today.
789
00:46:55,742 --> 00:46:59,345
And I saw him
790
00:46:59,346 --> 00:47:02,848
and some girl outside
who I've never seen.
791
00:47:02,849 --> 00:47:05,818
I think it's
that new girl,
792
00:47:05,819 --> 00:47:08,254
the one the hobbyist
was talking about.
793
00:47:08,255 --> 00:47:10,390
Oh, that new girl.
794
00:47:10,391 --> 00:47:13,659
You think it was her.
795
00:47:13,660 --> 00:47:16,062
What'd she look like?
796
00:47:16,063 --> 00:47:19,099
Similar to me.
She had long brown hair,
797
00:47:19,100 --> 00:47:23,570
thin, pale skin.
798
00:47:23,571 --> 00:47:26,506
She's taller, though.
799
00:47:27,808 --> 00:47:30,276
And that upsets you, of course.
Listen to me.
800
00:47:30,277 --> 00:47:32,278
I don't know how much
this hobbyist
801
00:47:32,279 --> 00:47:35,881
is playing this
to his own favor--
802
00:47:35,882 --> 00:47:38,284
you guys against each other,
the new girl in the street--
803
00:47:38,285 --> 00:47:40,853
to help himself out and try
to get a freebie off you.
804
00:47:40,854 --> 00:47:43,623
And, honestly,
can I tell you something?
805
00:47:43,624 --> 00:47:47,693
You are the best
at everything you do, okay?
806
00:47:47,694 --> 00:47:49,229
And just because
there's some new girl--
807
00:47:49,230 --> 00:47:51,030
there's always going to be new
girls that come on the scene,
808
00:47:51,031 --> 00:47:54,567
but nobody does
what you do, okay?
809
00:47:54,568 --> 00:47:56,802
So please do me a favor and
do not let it stress you out.
810
00:47:56,803 --> 00:47:59,439
I know you're competitive
and want to be the best,
811
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,742
but you are
the best.
812
00:48:02,743 --> 00:48:05,077
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
813
00:48:05,078 --> 00:48:06,912
Can you get me
another drink?
814
00:48:06,913 --> 00:48:08,848
Yes, I can get you
another drink.
815
00:48:14,488 --> 00:48:17,390
Excuse me, guys.
816
00:48:17,391 --> 00:48:20,593
I'll take a ginger ale and whatever
looks like a vodka something.
817
00:48:20,594 --> 00:48:22,595
- What's going on, brother?
- Nothing much.
818
00:48:22,596 --> 00:48:26,399
- Nice to meet you.
- Heavy date?
819
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,268
I'm trying
to cheer my girl up.
820
00:48:28,269 --> 00:48:30,303
Not my date.
It's my girlfriend.
821
00:48:30,304 --> 00:48:33,739
That's all right.
She's having a bad day.
822
00:48:33,740 --> 00:48:36,276
He's been checking her out.
823
00:49:51,285 --> 00:49:55,054
"Buy me."
824
00:49:55,055 --> 00:49:56,889
We're having a conversation
with this one here.
825
00:49:56,890 --> 00:49:58,524
Oh, yes?
826
00:49:58,525 --> 00:50:00,460
He's done very well,
as you can see.
827
00:50:00,461 --> 00:50:03,563
- A lot of red dots in that book.
- A lot of red dots.
828
00:50:03,564 --> 00:50:06,466
Actually, that one
is available.
829
00:50:06,467 --> 00:50:08,468
I love that one.
830
00:50:08,469 --> 00:50:11,738
Kind of reminds me
of a crown.
831
00:50:11,739 --> 00:50:15,174
When I went to meet him,
832
00:50:15,175 --> 00:50:17,477
he listened.
833
00:50:17,478 --> 00:50:21,046
He made me feel a way
I haven't felt with Chris
834
00:50:21,047 --> 00:50:24,049
since the first couple
months of being with him,
835
00:50:24,050 --> 00:50:26,786
and probably
more so than that.
836
00:50:26,787 --> 00:50:30,189
Yeah, I mean,
that's great.
837
00:50:30,190 --> 00:50:32,158
I love that when it
happens with a client--
838
00:50:32,159 --> 00:50:35,027
you meet somebody and there's
like a real connection.
839
00:50:35,028 --> 00:50:37,597
It is different.
A client's different
840
00:50:37,598 --> 00:50:41,401
from a boyfriend.
It's a different kind of relationship.
841
00:50:41,402 --> 00:50:43,670
There's boundaries there
842
00:50:43,671 --> 00:50:46,005
where it's just
a little bit artificial,
843
00:50:46,006 --> 00:50:48,007
whereas what you have
with Chris is really--
844
00:50:48,008 --> 00:50:50,677
it's a real relationship.
845
00:50:50,678 --> 00:50:53,946
This is not the end.
This is not the worst.
846
00:50:53,947 --> 00:50:57,950
I think it's going to get much
worse before it gets better.
847
00:50:57,951 --> 00:51:01,987
If I hear one more thing about
this debate, I'm gonna throw up.
848
00:51:01,988 --> 00:51:05,124
If I hear the word "Maverick" one
more time, I'm gonna throw up.
849
00:51:05,125 --> 00:51:06,959
There could be somebody
850
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,729
who just really wants
the real you, right?
851
00:51:14,535 --> 00:51:16,135
I mean,
the real you.
852
00:51:16,136 --> 00:51:18,805
In other words,
that's a lot of money
853
00:51:18,806 --> 00:51:21,307
for a short
period of time.
854
00:51:21,308 --> 00:51:23,008
You don't want to get
the fake diamond.
855
00:51:23,009 --> 00:51:26,713
You want to get
the real diamond.
856
00:51:26,714 --> 00:51:29,014
What else
do you want to know?
857
00:51:29,015 --> 00:51:32,051
Another
blind alley here.
858
00:51:32,052 --> 00:51:34,754
It's the story
of my life.
859
00:51:36,857 --> 00:51:39,225
So listen, the idea
of going home this weekend
860
00:51:39,226 --> 00:51:41,227
is really starting
to bum me out.
861
00:51:41,228 --> 00:51:43,295
And I'm thinking
a crazy thought.
862
00:51:43,296 --> 00:51:45,832
I'm thinking
I'm not going to.
863
00:51:45,833 --> 00:51:48,334
You have any big plans
this weekend?
864
00:51:51,405 --> 00:51:53,973
Want to spend
the weekend together?
865
00:51:55,041 --> 00:51:57,810
Yeah.
866
00:51:57,811 --> 00:52:00,179
Good. You want
to get out of town?
867
00:52:03,083 --> 00:52:05,117
Okay, I'm gonna take
care of some things
868
00:52:05,118 --> 00:52:07,219
I need to do
on Friday morning.
869
00:52:07,220 --> 00:52:09,789
I'm gonna send
a car for you,
870
00:52:09,790 --> 00:52:12,658
take you to this place in the
Hudson Valley I know about.
871
00:52:12,659 --> 00:52:14,761
It's called Monteverde.
872
00:52:14,762 --> 00:52:17,296
And I'm gonna meet you
up there in the afternoon.
873
00:52:17,297 --> 00:52:20,733
We'll spend the weekend together
and see where this thing goes.
874
00:52:20,734 --> 00:52:23,102
Okay.
875
00:52:23,103 --> 00:52:25,505
It's a plan?
876
00:53:24,030 --> 00:53:28,000
About a year ago I found
these books on personology.
877
00:53:28,001 --> 00:53:30,002
So the first thing
I ask a client--
878
00:53:30,003 --> 00:53:32,004
or one of the first
things at least--
879
00:53:32,005 --> 00:53:35,307
is when is their birthday.
And that helps me see
880
00:53:35,308 --> 00:53:36,876
if this person is going
to put me in danger,
881
00:53:36,877 --> 00:53:39,679
if they're gonna be
a risky business decision.
882
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:42,882
So you vet them out by seeing
883
00:53:42,883 --> 00:53:45,351
if they have their personal
details on the top of their head?
884
00:53:45,352 --> 00:53:47,587
That's right.
885
00:53:47,588 --> 00:53:49,722
The guy you met--
you mentioned him before--
886
00:53:49,723 --> 00:53:52,057
the guy you met
before your boyfriend
887
00:53:52,058 --> 00:53:53,693
that you were kind of
interested in,
888
00:53:53,694 --> 00:53:55,695
he was interested in you.
889
00:53:55,696 --> 00:53:58,097
How did you handle
that situation?
890
00:54:03,370 --> 00:54:05,437
Let's just say
I handled it.
891
00:54:05,438 --> 00:54:08,574
- Yeah, but--
- Or I am handling it.
892
00:54:08,575 --> 00:54:10,610
You are handling it?
It's still going on?
893
00:54:10,611 --> 00:54:12,378
What's next?
894
00:54:14,848 --> 00:54:16,849
Where have you been?
895
00:54:16,850 --> 00:54:19,218
- I've been out.
- Out where?
896
00:54:19,219 --> 00:54:21,286
I've been calling--
I haven't heard from you in hours.
897
00:54:21,287 --> 00:54:23,255
I just had my phone
turned off.
898
00:54:24,625 --> 00:54:27,693
I've been freaking out,
calling you incessantly.
899
00:54:27,694 --> 00:54:30,195
Get that for me.
900
00:54:33,767 --> 00:54:35,902
It broke.
901
00:54:35,903 --> 00:54:38,538
Where have you been?
902
00:54:38,539 --> 00:54:41,473
I told you.
I was out.
903
00:54:43,577 --> 00:54:45,411
It's freezing
out there.
904
00:54:45,412 --> 00:54:47,580
Doing what?
905
00:54:47,581 --> 00:54:50,149
Seeing somebody.
What do you think?
906
00:54:50,150 --> 00:54:53,586
I think that you've been
gone for the entire day
907
00:54:53,587 --> 00:54:55,588
without any contact.
I thought--
908
00:54:55,589 --> 00:54:57,890
I didn't know if you
got attacked or what.
909
00:55:00,594 --> 00:55:02,929
Are you still gonna take
that trip to Vegas?
910
00:55:04,798 --> 00:55:06,799
I have no idea.
No.
911
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,834
I told them, no,
I'm not going to Vegas
912
00:55:08,835 --> 00:55:11,470
'cause you
couldn't come.
913
00:55:11,471 --> 00:55:13,472
I don't know--
914
00:55:13,473 --> 00:55:16,508
What is going on?
915
00:55:16,509 --> 00:55:19,078
- Maybe you should.
- What does that mean?
916
00:55:22,515 --> 00:55:25,952
I met somebody today.
917
00:55:25,953 --> 00:55:30,089
You met somebody?
Okay, what does that mean?
918
00:55:30,090 --> 00:55:32,224
I want to go away
for the weekend.
919
00:55:36,162 --> 00:55:38,931
I'm sorry, I'm not understanding.
920
00:55:38,932 --> 00:55:42,635
You met somebody today--
a client, right?
921
00:55:42,636 --> 00:55:45,638
You know our rule is you
don't go away with clients.
922
00:55:55,548 --> 00:55:59,885
It's just something
I have to do, you know.
923
00:55:59,886 --> 00:56:01,687
No, I don't know.
924
00:56:01,688 --> 00:56:03,990
I don't even know what you're
talking about right now.
925
00:56:03,991 --> 00:56:05,992
Who is this client?
926
00:56:05,993 --> 00:56:08,527
I've actually
never met him,
927
00:56:08,528 --> 00:56:11,631
but there was
something there.
928
00:56:11,632 --> 00:56:13,799
There was definitely
something there.
929
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:17,003
Today was the first
day you met him?
930
00:56:17,004 --> 00:56:19,739
I just said that,
didn't I?
931
00:56:21,808 --> 00:56:23,976
This is just hard
for me to suddenly--
932
00:56:23,977 --> 00:56:28,781
you're suddenly going away with
someone you met today.
933
00:56:28,782 --> 00:56:31,583
Does this have something
to do with your books?
934
00:56:33,219 --> 00:56:37,089
Yeah, it does.
935
00:56:37,090 --> 00:56:39,959
But that's not
the only reason.
936
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:46,498
There's just
something about him.
937
00:56:46,499 --> 00:56:48,467
And there's something
I feel I can't miss--
938
00:56:48,468 --> 00:56:50,502
I can't
miss out on.
939
00:56:52,605 --> 00:56:55,474
Okay, let's back up.
940
00:56:55,475 --> 00:56:57,743
Did I do something?
Is this about me?
941
00:56:57,744 --> 00:57:00,913
It's just for two days, Chris.
It's for two days.
942
00:57:00,914 --> 00:57:03,348
- Okay, I get it.
- I don't know what's gonna happen.
943
00:57:03,349 --> 00:57:06,118
Is this because of me
talking about Vegas?
944
00:57:06,119 --> 00:57:08,688
Is this something
to get back at me?
945
00:57:08,689 --> 00:57:11,857
Not at all.
946
00:57:13,727 --> 00:57:15,995
What's this
guy's name?
947
00:57:15,996 --> 00:57:17,930
Don't worry
about his name.
948
00:57:22,468 --> 00:57:25,304
What does this mean, you're
going away for the weekend?
949
00:57:25,305 --> 00:57:27,239
I'm just going away
for the weekend.
950
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,641
That's it or you're
making other plans?
951
00:57:29,642 --> 00:57:31,711
Look, we've been together
for over a year and a half.
952
00:57:31,712 --> 00:57:34,279
I'm gonna need more than just
a "hi, how are you doing?"
953
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,716
"I'm fine. I'm going away
for the weekend." All right?
954
00:57:36,717 --> 00:57:39,118
You don't even know
this guy.
955
00:57:39,119 --> 00:57:41,587
Chris, you know
what this means to me.
956
00:57:41,588 --> 00:57:44,656
You know what my books
mean to me.
957
00:57:45,892 --> 00:57:47,893
Books.
You know, look,
958
00:57:47,894 --> 00:57:50,863
I was cool with your books 'cause
it made you feel comfortable
959
00:57:50,864 --> 00:57:53,032
and it made
your work easier,
960
00:57:53,033 --> 00:57:57,036
but at the end of the day they're
books-- written by some guy
961
00:57:57,037 --> 00:57:59,371
that probably has never been
in a relationship in his life
962
00:57:59,372 --> 00:58:02,641
and doesn't know what the
fuck he's talking about, okay?
963
00:58:02,642 --> 00:58:04,676
- You think so?
- Yeah, I think so.
964
00:58:04,677 --> 00:58:08,180
I knew you felt that way.
Why didn't you just admit it?
965
00:58:08,181 --> 00:58:11,884
- Why didn't you admit it?
- Because you weren't talking about leaving me
966
00:58:11,885 --> 00:58:15,187
For a guy that you read
about in a book, okay?
967
00:58:15,188 --> 00:58:18,323
- I didn't say I was going to leave.
- We're not living in a book.
968
00:58:18,324 --> 00:58:21,093
- I said we're going away for a weekend.
- You and I are real.
969
00:58:21,094 --> 00:58:23,562
It's not just a guideline
or a format for my business.
970
00:58:23,563 --> 00:58:25,965
It's for my
fucking life.
971
00:58:27,901 --> 00:58:29,501
No, it's--
972
00:58:29,502 --> 00:58:32,304
We are our lives.
Do you understand that?
973
00:58:32,305 --> 00:58:36,208
What you do for work--
you met a client today.
974
00:58:36,209 --> 00:58:38,377
You didn't meet
your soulmate.
975
00:58:38,378 --> 00:58:41,313
You didn't meet some guy you
read about in a book, okay?
976
00:58:41,314 --> 00:58:43,315
I don't know that
and you don't know that.
977
00:58:43,316 --> 00:58:46,385
No, I do know that.
You don't spend one day with a guy
978
00:58:46,386 --> 00:58:48,720
and destroy
over-a-year relationship.
979
00:58:48,721 --> 00:58:53,225
I mean,
we live together.
980
00:58:53,226 --> 00:58:57,229
We're just gonna
throw that all out?
981
00:58:57,230 --> 00:59:00,666
I didn't say I was
throwing it all out, Chris.
982
00:59:00,667 --> 00:59:04,069
I said I need to find out.
I need to figure this out for myself.
983
00:59:04,070 --> 00:59:05,337
Yeah, well, if you go
on this trip,
984
00:59:05,338 --> 00:59:08,974
you're throwing
it all out, okay?
985
00:59:08,975 --> 00:59:11,543
- You understand that?
- You're so selfish.
986
00:59:11,544 --> 00:59:14,079
There is no going
on this trip.
987
00:59:15,515 --> 00:59:18,184
You're incredibly selfish.
988
00:59:18,185 --> 00:59:20,652
- What did you say? I'm selfish?
- You're selfish.
989
00:59:20,653 --> 00:59:23,088
I'm selfish?
I've bent over backwards for you
990
00:59:23,089 --> 00:59:26,091
- while you go out and fuck guys for money!
- Don't fucking yell at me.
991
00:59:26,092 --> 00:59:29,761
And I don't do anything.
I sit here like a jerk-off all day.
992
00:59:29,762 --> 00:59:32,731
Don't fucking
yell at me.
993
00:59:40,606 --> 00:59:43,775
- Hello.
- Hi, it's David.
994
00:59:43,776 --> 00:59:46,912
- Hi.
- How are you?
995
00:59:46,913 --> 00:59:51,083
A little cold.
996
00:59:51,084 --> 00:59:53,552
Listen, Christine,
997
00:59:53,553 --> 00:59:55,888
I've been thinking
about you nonstop
998
00:59:55,889 --> 00:59:58,557
since we said goodbye.
999
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:03,495
But I can't come.
1000
01:00:07,234 --> 01:00:09,701
What?
1001
01:00:09,702 --> 01:00:13,638
I'm sorry.
I can't come.
1002
01:00:13,639 --> 01:00:17,209
I have to go home.
1003
01:00:17,210 --> 01:00:20,545
I'm already here.
1004
01:00:20,546 --> 01:00:23,282
I'm really sorry.
1005
01:00:24,885 --> 01:00:29,221
The room's taken
care of, but I just--
1006
01:00:29,222 --> 01:00:31,757
I was video-chatting with
my kids this morning
1007
01:00:31,758 --> 01:00:34,226
and the tears just started
pouring out of me.
1008
01:00:34,227 --> 01:00:36,762
And I realized
I have to go home.
1009
01:00:41,068 --> 01:00:43,769
That's it?
1010
01:00:47,107 --> 01:00:49,675
I'm sorry.
1011
01:00:49,676 --> 01:00:51,677
"with her smoky eyes,
1012
01:00:51,678 --> 01:00:54,113
dark straight hair,
and perky little body,
1013
01:00:54,114 --> 01:00:56,115
Chelsea would appear
to have the potential
1014
01:00:56,116 --> 01:00:59,418
to satisfy in the goth
or girl-next-door modes.
1015
01:00:59,419 --> 01:01:02,421
Alas, Chelsea seems intent
on marketing herself
1016
01:01:02,422 --> 01:01:04,823
as a sophisticated
escort.
1017
01:01:04,824 --> 01:01:07,493
With her flat affect,
lack of culture
1018
01:01:07,494 --> 01:01:10,429
and utter refusal to engage,
Chelsea couldn't even dazzle
1019
01:01:10,430 --> 01:01:12,898
the likes of
Forrest-fucking-Gump.
1020
01:01:12,899 --> 01:01:15,734
And that's just where
the problems begin.
1021
01:01:15,735 --> 01:01:19,004
Just as her perky little tits seemed
to literally shrink at my touch,
1022
01:01:19,005 --> 01:01:22,208
so too did the connoisseur's
cock fail to launch
1023
01:01:22,209 --> 01:01:24,210
at the clammy touch
of her hand
1024
01:01:24,211 --> 01:01:27,213
and the lukewarm and loose
embrace of her mouth.
1025
01:01:27,214 --> 01:01:30,782
To quote the great sage
Jamie Gillis in 'Misty Beethoven,'
1026
01:01:30,783 --> 01:01:33,586
'this number is
the Nadir of Passion.'
1027
01:01:33,587 --> 01:01:37,756
A splendid time is absolutely
not guaranteed for all."
1028
01:01:39,159 --> 01:01:42,294
# when they leave #
1029
01:01:42,295 --> 01:01:45,831
# oh, yeah #
1030
01:01:45,832 --> 01:01:51,137
# everyone's
a critic... #
1031
01:01:52,205 --> 01:01:55,641
# whoo-oo-oo... #
1032
01:01:57,810 --> 01:02:01,813
# ooh-oo-ooh... #
1033
01:02:05,285 --> 01:02:06,619
# oh, yeah #
1034
01:02:27,174 --> 01:02:29,608
# oh, yeah #
1035
01:02:35,948 --> 01:02:42,120
# you ask me #
1036
01:02:42,121 --> 01:02:47,059
# to pray
with your beads-- #
1037
01:02:57,204 --> 01:02:59,238
- Hi.
- Hi.
1038
01:03:01,841 --> 01:03:03,709
Should I come out
or you want to come in?
1039
01:03:14,153 --> 01:03:16,755
How are you?
1040
01:03:19,559 --> 01:03:22,394
Good.
1041
01:03:22,395 --> 01:03:26,332
Can I get you
anything?
1042
01:03:26,333 --> 01:03:29,635
I'm fine.
1043
01:03:29,636 --> 01:03:33,239
So how's your day
treating you?
1044
01:03:38,878 --> 01:03:41,813
It's been all right.
1045
01:03:42,915 --> 01:03:45,517
Are you sure?
1046
01:03:51,591 --> 01:03:53,892
No.
1047
01:03:57,163 --> 01:04:00,266
Want to talk about it?
1048
01:04:00,267 --> 01:04:03,135
I really shouldn't.
1049
01:04:05,171 --> 01:04:07,205
But it's just been
really bothering me.
1050
01:04:11,278 --> 01:04:13,612
Something happen?
1051
01:04:18,451 --> 01:04:21,186
There's this guy
who runs a message board
1052
01:04:21,187 --> 01:04:24,556
and he's really nobody.
1053
01:04:26,359 --> 01:04:29,027
And...
1054
01:04:29,028 --> 01:04:31,930
he wanted to meet me
1055
01:04:31,931 --> 01:04:33,899
and have sex for the exchange
1056
01:04:33,900 --> 01:04:40,038
that in return he'll write
a good review about me,
1057
01:04:40,039 --> 01:04:42,240
tell people that I gave him
1058
01:04:42,241 --> 01:04:45,277
the time of his life,
1059
01:04:45,278 --> 01:04:48,480
which I already know
I do, but--
1060
01:04:50,483 --> 01:04:53,786
I shouldn't talk about this.
I'm sorry.
1061
01:04:56,122 --> 01:04:58,957
You can if you want.
1062
01:05:06,466 --> 01:05:10,135
He took a Q-tip
1063
01:05:10,136 --> 01:05:12,738
and he asked me
to put it on my vagina.
1064
01:05:16,843 --> 01:05:19,244
This guy probably didn't
shower for three days.
1065
01:05:28,054 --> 01:05:29,988
I'm sorry,
I'm really hot.
1066
01:05:32,759 --> 01:05:34,893
This guy was
just disgusting
1067
01:05:34,894 --> 01:05:38,731
in every sense
of the word.
1068
01:05:38,732 --> 01:05:40,399
I'm sorry,
I feel really stupid.
1069
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,868
I shouldn't be
talking about this.
1070
01:05:44,771 --> 01:05:47,506
It's okay.
1071
01:05:47,507 --> 01:05:51,677
Look, you seem like
you need some air.
1072
01:05:51,678 --> 01:05:53,846
Do you want
to go downstairs?
1073
01:05:53,847 --> 01:05:56,615
You want to take a walk, get
a cup of coffee or something?
1074
01:06:02,689 --> 01:06:05,123
Yeah.
I'd like that.
1075
01:08:15,555 --> 01:08:18,323
Could you put us somewhere a little
further away from everybody else?
1076
01:08:18,324 --> 01:08:19,525
I have something
right over here.
1077
01:08:22,795 --> 01:08:25,397
That's better.
Thank you so much.
1078
01:08:28,735 --> 01:08:32,237
When somebody-- we agreed
to do this, right?
1079
01:08:32,238 --> 01:08:35,140
We agreed to meet here and
have this kind of situation,
1080
01:08:35,141 --> 01:08:36,942
which is a transactional
situation like the one
1081
01:08:36,943 --> 01:08:39,411
you deal with all the time
in your business, right?
1082
01:08:39,412 --> 01:08:43,048
Now we're up to this part
where I'm asking you something
1083
01:08:43,049 --> 01:08:45,684
that would actually be
interesting to me,
1084
01:08:45,685 --> 01:08:47,619
and I feel you're
holding out on me.
1085
01:08:47,620 --> 01:08:52,323
I mean, the thing is that
the inner you is really--
1086
01:08:52,324 --> 01:08:54,526
I mean, there's--
1087
01:08:54,527 --> 01:08:57,930
in this business it's all
about appearance, right?
1088
01:08:57,931 --> 01:09:01,700
If you weren't beautiful, nobody'd
be paying to bang you, right?
1089
01:09:01,701 --> 01:09:04,169
To put it grossly,
right?
1090
01:09:04,170 --> 01:09:08,506
So the thing is that
if you weren't beautiful,
1091
01:09:08,507 --> 01:09:10,876
you wouldn't be
in this business.
1092
01:09:10,877 --> 01:09:13,478
Is that right?
1093
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:15,948
Do we agree on that?
1094
01:09:15,949 --> 01:09:21,119
So suppose
I like your looks,
1095
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:23,321
but I'm really much more
interested in the real you
1096
01:09:23,322 --> 01:09:27,025
because I get a sense from
looking at your picture--
1097
01:09:27,026 --> 01:09:29,561
I'm not talking about myself,
but say somebody else--
1098
01:09:29,562 --> 01:09:31,563
I got a feeling
looking at your picture
1099
01:09:31,564 --> 01:09:34,132
and also looking
into your eyes right now
1100
01:09:34,133 --> 01:09:36,167
and the way you're doing
that with your hair
1101
01:09:36,168 --> 01:09:38,804
and the way you're wearing
your little outfit there
1102
01:09:38,805 --> 01:09:41,539
and all that kind of stuff--
and I like your earrings--
1103
01:09:41,540 --> 01:09:44,542
and here's somebody I'd like
to get to know a little better.
1104
01:09:44,543 --> 01:09:47,579
So is that iron door
always gonna be closed?
1105
01:09:50,516 --> 01:09:52,584
For most people, yes.
1106
01:09:52,585 --> 01:09:54,820
Most?
1107
01:09:54,821 --> 01:09:56,989
It's possible that
there might be a crack
1108
01:09:56,990 --> 01:09:59,224
in that little door
you could walk through?
1109
01:09:59,225 --> 01:10:02,961
This kind of thing that you
could possibly get through?
1110
01:10:02,962 --> 01:10:06,264
I assume the armor in your
situation must be very thick,
1111
01:10:06,265 --> 01:10:08,500
just because
it has to be, right?
1112
01:10:08,501 --> 01:10:11,770
So what kind of guy
would it have to be?
1113
01:12:44,490 --> 01:12:46,858
- Hi, Naim.
- Hey, Chelsea.
1114
01:12:46,859 --> 01:12:48,894
- How are you?
- I'm well. How are you?
1115
01:12:48,895 --> 01:12:50,896
Good, thank you.
1116
01:12:50,897 --> 01:12:54,199
- You look lovely.
- Thanks.
1117
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:58,603
But it's very important that you
vote for McCain-- very important.
1118
01:12:58,604 --> 01:13:01,106
I know. We've had
this discussion.
1119
01:13:01,107 --> 01:13:05,243
The state of Israel
must continue.
1120
01:13:05,244 --> 01:13:07,846
He's the man.
1121
01:13:07,847 --> 01:13:10,515
Everybody's buying gold
'cause they think
1122
01:13:10,516 --> 01:13:15,220
it's a good hedge
against the stock market.
1123
01:13:15,221 --> 01:13:17,689
A friend of mine
told me that today,
1124
01:13:17,690 --> 01:13:20,826
actually said I should
invest my money in gold.
1125
01:13:22,895 --> 01:13:25,496
People think that
you should buy diamonds,
1126
01:13:25,497 --> 01:13:30,035
but diamonds don't really
have a resale value.
1127
01:13:30,036 --> 01:13:33,404
Unfortunately,
it's a myth.
1128
01:13:33,405 --> 01:13:35,841
Gold is
the way to go.
1129
01:13:55,027 --> 01:13:57,229
Here.
1130
01:15:37,536 --> 01:15:38,536
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