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Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful

princess in a castle cursed by three wicked old witches.

Okay, So, I'm just a regular girl who lives in a

giant, enormous Victorian house.

And there were just three nosy old biddies...

They weave their web of lies and turned my life upside down.

This, I think.

And that's not good!

Try again....

and not Good...

Definitely meet and definitely not good.

And that didn't turn out quite hoped.

All because I told a little white lie so I could

turn my grandma's house into a bed and breakfast.

THE SIGNIFICANT OTHER

Clara? Get back here.

Those wonderful! Only the best for my friend.

Are you ready?

You tell me.

No, I'm so nervous.

There's nothing to be nervous about.

Just hope everyone shows up.

They will.

Okay..

Can You Light The Candles For Me?

Thank you.

I'll be back in one hour.

don't worry... Everything Will Be Great.

All right.

I miss you, Grandma.

Thank you.

Appreciate it.

Hey...

You See?

Oh, how are you?

alright.

The House looks amazing.

I love the new roof.

Thank you.

Yes,

it's latex?

No.

is synthetic.

So that For the

smell.

Don't tell anyone, but are baby diapers.

I guess that gives a whole new slant on shitty room.

I'm only kidding.

It's not used ones.

It's left over from New one

You take.

She's gonna build a poop deck next.

Yeah,

well, you guys know everyone.

Go ahead.

I don't know anyone.

I think everyone's talking about how great the

place looks and how good the food is.

Thank you.

I'm so nervous.

They barely let me open this place.

I'm scared.

They're gonna come in and try to shut me down.

Come on,

everyone.

Let's thank you.

Have here Sally, she's head of human relations at the plant.

How do you do? Great.

Now that you're open for business, we have a big

wing coming in for a month, and I was just

dreading putting them up the local Hotel.

Well, I see your dilemma, and I think I have just the answer for you.

I'll say I'll call you this week to make it

official, but I want to book your best room

Monday through Friday for four weeks running.

Perfect.

That's great.

He's gonna feel like a prince,

If he falls here.

It's nice to meet you.

Have fun.

Did she said just four weeks?

Yes!

To Writer.

Come on. OK.

...and the Party on last night?

Oh my head! what about champagne?

I never drink.

never say never.

It was a successful Party,

Clara booked her first room

Oh, she indeed? for their executive that coming in for four weeks.

I don't remember that.

I was in danger?

You were drugged, weren't you?

a executive?

Yes, he's a consultant.

Oh, a male executive?

Good for Clara.

Oh, not good for my hearing.

Not good for Clara, either.

Ladies...

Think! she's young and pretty and single.

So?

So? she's going to have a strange man in her

house for a month with no chaperone.

That's not good.

I didn't think about that.

She can't do it.

It's just not. so, She has to do it the only way

she can keep in Carol's house.

And besides...

This is the new millennium.

Well,

it may be the new millennium, but men haven't

changed over all the century.

You're right.

It's don't not safe to be alone with a man in

1910 they'll make a pass at you just because they can...

remind me of when I was young and got Carter James in the buggy.

Hot..

I'm Mary James

Just cause we got caught half naked in the body

doesn't mean I'm completely depraved.

All right, enough of your sexual escapade.

We have to think how to protect Clara.

You got me... What about if she had a husband?

Good evening, Clara. Good evening.

We Are A Bit Concerned About Your Running The

Big Breakfast, All By Your Sales.

Not like A Dragon unwilling to be husband into this with me.

Well, as old fashioned as this may sound, we're

worried about a single woman having strangers in her home.

Especially male strangers.

Yes.

As in attractive and married moment, You're

likely to attract men who would take advantage of your eh.

There's no denying my single state, Oh and you can't deny

how? make up a husband?

Yeah, that would work just fine.

Call yourself Miss Jones.

And if anyone asked about Mr Jones? Oh, you could be say a legwork.

Really?

There he going, You know,

it would be safer that way.

He stares like think putting an

Ms in front of my name is going to protect me?

Nobody will.

Is the perception that you're not alone

You're not unprotected.

Oh, you're serious.

And you should put some pictures around the house of you and a man.

Who Is Going To Create This Mystical Married Life With Me?

Marty?

Clara, you devious... Whoa!

Would Be Perfect.

Just perfect to be your significant other.

That was a joke?

Ladies, listen, I understand that you're worried

And sometimes I could have concerned too,

But there is absolutely nothing I can do about it.

No, no, no.

There are few things that we're going to have to do here.

Mat, have a connection.

Here..

What A Dress!

Like a straight man.

It's straight.

Yeah.

Listen,

They Roll The Sleeves Up.

That is so tacky.

Listen,

I know what I'm doing.

Okay?

Okay. Now very happy... yes!!

now in Love...

Come on

Marty...

Make It Good.

Hey, I'm trying.

at that all, You might like.

Hey.

what's doing?

Oh No..

Hawaii? Yeah

You Know, I Always Wanted go To Honeymoon There.

Hey,

Some Of These Are Really Good.

Well, it helps when you're married to a makeup

artist whose grandmother is a photographer.

Still, you shouldn't let these go to waste.

What do you mean?

the internet.

You know, you've been putting off posting your

profile for month because you didn't have any pictures.

Now you have someone who really good.

Yeah, After that, Marty's not into girls.

Yeah, You two do make a cute couple.

Gay he is,

except the Internet or not Internet?

Oh, yeah.

I can see the ad right now:

Cute fun girl,

Down to earth not into games,

Married to a gay man.

Oh, it's not that bad.

Just add, you know, loves to cook and has a beautiful home.

You know, you can compete with all those other women out there.

Do you seriously think I could bring a guy home

and cook for him when I got pictures of my

marriage all over the house? You haven't brought

a man at home and not said you in law broke up.

And your point is... that you need to get back out there.

Come on.

What have you got to lose?

Well, apparently nothing.

And until I actually get married, I'm stuck living a lie.

Well,

It's Some Lie.

For This One...Thanks... Amem!

So are you going to go commercial this year and decorate this weekend?

So... I'm sticking with Grandma striations.

Good for you, Carl always said November's for

Thanksgiving and December is for Christmas!

Your First House Guest Comes On Monday, Right?

Hey, Marty, pass me the crazy salad.

He comes in every night before dinner and then he leaves every Friday morning.

Says he's coming in from Houston.

Yeah, that's about all I heard.

Did you find anything else out?

No.

They'd hiring this Consulting company to do

due diligence and they're sending the big gun.

It doesn't make you a kind of nervous?

I mean, it's kind of creepy.

He's gonna be sleeping right down the hall ...probably naked.

I don't know... There's a lot of confidence, a rocket.

Some guys want to respect the rocket, give their hips him really hard.

If he tries any funny... the next that's like you!

Living husband to the rescue.

Hold it right there, Lancelot.

Marty, you keep your cell phone on all the time.

Now.

No more shutting it off at night.

Okay, Grandma.

No, I'm serious.

Wouldn't be a riot if you were young and hot?

Sure would make that sleeping naked part much better, wouldn't it?

That would be funny.

Oh, if he's a big gun, I doubt he's one day under 50. ...50 pounds, I'm sure.

With a mustache and a receding hairline. ...and hair everywhere

You Can Laugh All You Want.

But the $2000 that I'm getting from this that

makes it totally worth the Wait a minute...

Isn't it like 100 and $25 a night?

How'd you swing that?

I throw in dinner.

Marriage without the perks to me.

That's the first... only $2000 I won.

Big Ideas.

Walking Out My Sidewalk And I Can't Touch Him.

Knowing my luck, He's probably married too.

Hi..

You Must Be Mr Masters.

Please, call me Rick.

Get Mr. enough to the office.

Okay.

You... You must call me Clara.

Oh! why don't we get you settled in?

Wow

I Put You In The Golden Room.

It has its own private bath and a desk where you can work.

... We Have Wonderful Plumbing Here.

It works.

Really good.

Do you like hot towels?

Of course.

He's amazing place!

How old is it?

Well, it was built in 1896 and really, I'm just...

so, we are so lucky to live here.

Your husband? So... it would seem we get you settled.

Great.

So... how was your first houseguest?

Have you ever looked at a man and just wanted to rip his clothes off?

you know, I don't think I ever understood that statement before today.

I never pictured you as the rip their clothes off kind of girl.

Exactly.

I'm not.

But that's how I feel.

Just looking at him.

He must be really high!

Oh, no.

Hot does not even begin to describe him...

He's over six feet tall built like a brick house

with a smile that could melt butter.

Someone do I get to meet him?

Don't even think about it.

He's off limits.

But I'm not married.

Well, I'm not either.

And if I can't have him, then no one else can last.

Just pure selfishness.

Where you going?

Home.

Are you kidding?

You can't leave me here alone with him.

Why not?

Did you not hear me?

I'm having visions of clothes ripping off.

But no, don't mention.

But that is dangerous.

He is dangerous.

And you are staying for dinner.

Please.

Okay.

Just put the knife down.

Wow...

It Smells Great.

Kathy...

This Is Rick Masters.

This is Kathy Smith.

Kathy, it's a pleasure.

Nice to meet you.

You as Well, ...Yeah.

Sounds great.

Thank you.

Are you a guest here as well?

Thank you.

Oh, no.

I'm just being a local freeloader.

Yeah, Kathy is my Marty's sister and a very good friend ...and she has Mr actually...

and you know what?

That makes me your sister in law.

She's a little slowing.

Have you been married?

How Long?

Years... Years?... Yes!

years, years.

I've been married for years, you know, I

just be glad when I stopped became a single.

I was single.

You know what, Clara?

This looks great.

Why don't we all just sit down and eat?

Okay.

Sounds good.

Here, let me get this for you.

Okay...

Thank You.

You're welcome.

Potatoes?

I'm sorry? Potatoes?

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

They're really good.

So,

Rick, Are You Married?

... No, Not Yet.

Dating anyone?

Don't... Don't mind her.

I don't mind.

actually, yes.

I am seeing someone

But I'm Not Quite Sure She's The Right One For Me.

Why not?

Not sure.

I mean, she's beautiful...

Fun... Intelligent...

Just...

Something don't... Just aright?

Yes,

Exactly.

Oh,

Here, Let Me Help You With That.

No, no, no.

That's what Kathy gets to freeload.

Helps with it?

Yeah..

Do You Think You Can Just Take Your Wine Into The Parlor?

We'll meet you there later?

Yea.

We'll be back in just a minute.

Okay.

You are not kidding.

Hey, he's really a hunk of... years?

How could you tell him?

We've been together for years, Clara...

those photos don't exactly say newlyweds.

Why? Why did I let them drag me into this?

I don't know.

What am I gonna tell him?

I can't tell him my marriage is a lie.

And you can encourage him because he thinks you're married.

No kidding.

Tell me something I don't know.

Well,

maybe... maybe you could just drop hints that

your marriage is failing and come in and rescue like Prince Charming.

No, I'm not

The divorce A type.

Besides, I would never bring in half part of my marital problems.

You don't have marital problems.

Yeah, I don't have a husband either.

Maybe I should just tell him the truth.

Yeah.

A guy's going to believe that a woman sporting

a rock the size of Texas isn't married?

And what about all those photos?

"I'm your grandmother for being so thorough."

You know, she and her cronies got me into this.

I can damn well get me out.

You know that.

They're your cronies too.

And when did you start wearing to...? the day I got married?

Ah... to work?

Yeah...

I Am Back Around Seven o'clock.

If it's not too late for dinner?

No, it's not too late at all.

Well, perfect.

Here... What is this?

I Made You Blueberry Muffins Just In Case You Get Hungry Later.

Wow!

Thank you.

That's... that's very nice.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

Well.

have a good day.

You have a great day!

Okay.

I'll take this way. Bye... bye!

I Am Really Looking Forward To The Holidays This Year, Aren't You?

We have four days until December 1st, and I will

be here playing all of your favorite Christmas

music from now until Christmas Day just to help you get in the mood.

Wow...

She Outdid Herself This Time.

Thank You For Keeping It Warm.

You're welcome.

Do you always work so late?

Yes.

I guess I do.

Why?

In the beginning, I had to.

Now I guess I'll just do it out of habit.

That's not a good reason.

I never really had a good reason not to.

Thanks for joining me.

This is Sheryl Anne.

And this song goes out to all the lovers that air

snow down, sitting by the fire light and just enjoying each other.

It's a great station.

Oh, yeah.

I love her show.

Listen to it all the time.

Yeah? It's a good show for couples.

It's... It's very romantic.

Listen,

You Get Some Good Rest Tonight And Also In The Morning.

Hey Clara...

You're great.

I mean, this place is great.

It's much better than being in a hotel.

Thanks.

Be sure to put in a good word for me.

I'll do.

Oh, leave your dishes.

I'll get him later.

Good night.

Good night.

Kathy tells me your new

Guest is quit a hug.

Sure.

Detail... What's there to tell ladies?

Thanks to you and your big ideas. Clara... are you upset whith this?

Upset? why should I be upset?

I just have the most amazing man in my house

who happens to be amazingly and single

And I can't touch him.

Why not?

Why not?

Because he thinks I'm married.

That's why not.

Oh, he has a point!

Thank you. Oh... a point of this moment is...

You need to get to know this man and know whether

he's worth worrying about.

Take a beer in his bath and Disguise...

I Think She Means The Bundle, But Nevertheless

Get To Knowing Before You Did Your Husband.

I Seriously Cannot Flirt With Him.

Oh, who's saying anything about flirting?

Just talk to him.

Yes.

As a married woman, you'll be able to find out

more personal information than if you were single.

You see, you're safe.

So, he's spill the beans and you know hear

stories that can catch him. And that will tell you

whether he's a keeper or not.

...Just talk to him... ...you're safe...

...he's spill the beans... ...keeper or not...

It was my dad's car through the house and I was

Straight Through The Garage And Into The kitchen.

And what did your parents do?

My dad wanted to kill me.

Well, I can imagine..

Only thing that saved me was... I was on one side of

the car and he was on the other.

The only way to catch me have to climb over the car.

So it stopped?... my mom.

She pointed out to him that the house could be

fixed and room into the car

Could be fixed.

But if you push to the top trying to haul it's

200 pounds across that the insurance wouldn't cover it.

Yeah,

And She Gave Me Some Money Till We Get The recovery Of Dodge.

Let him cool down a bit.

Well.

your mother sounds like a very smart woman.

Yeah, she was cool about it.

But she always was, though no matter how bad I was, she loves me still.

Were you an only child?

How could you tell?

Explains everything.

Yeah?

What about you?

I was an only child too, huh?

No...

That's Only Because My Parents Died When I Was Young.

Jesus!... I'm sorry.

That's okay.

I was... It was a long time ago and my grandmother raised me, So...

Really?

I Remember Kathy Saying Something About Her

Grandmother Raising Her As Well.

Our parents were really good friends and they

died in a car accident together.

Well...

I Guess That Explains Why The Three Of You Are So Close.

Yeah.

I guess it does.

Thank you.

Okay.

Bye.

This guy was the craziest experience, in my live...

really?

Three of them...

I had to... because they won't let you go by yourself...

I don't know why...

Hey. Hi.

Your Flight Leaves In The Afternoon?

Yeah, I'm really straight from the office of, but I'll be back on Monday.

Make sure I'm on time for dinner.

You do that?

I'll do.

Oh...

Rejection Muffins In Case You Get Hungry On The Plane.

Clara, thank you for everything.

I really enjoyed being here this week.

I've really enjoyed having you here.

I hope you stay fine!

Bye.

Good bye.

See you next week.

Okay

Bye Clara. Bye.

Hey baby, Sorry...

I Can't See You Sooner, But I've Gotta Show A Weekend.

I made reservations at Sam's for Sunday night. Bye.

Hey, Jack.

what's going on this weekend?

Where's Lauren? She's busy...

Well,

You're In Luck.

There's a whole lot of trouble to get into without her around.

Hey, don't get too hopeful, man.

I'm still here till on Sunday.

Sure know how to let a man down.

Yeah.

So what's the plan?

Anything interesting going on?

No, just meeting some nice people out of my job.

Nice people?

Nice people!?

Do you meet your job?

Well, there's a bed and breakfast

where I'm staying at.

The Lady That Runs It...

She's very nice.

She makes the best blueberry muffins.

How quaint? Do you make blueberry muffins?

Do I look like I bake blueberry muffins?

♪♪ ...You're Nothing... ♪♪

♪♪ ...Nothing... ♪♪

Shit!! Gonna Be Late.

Hello?

Hey, Rick.

Are you running late?

Yeah, just a tad.

I'm away, though.

Old habits are hard to break, aren't they?

Well, take your time.

I just got started.

Okay?

I'll be right there. Bye.

How was work?

Today was a good day.

Good.

Why was it so good?

I was trying to be optimistic.

Hallo Clara... What are you making tonight?

...the occasion Pasta.

If I can find my occasion spice. ...Sure smells good!

Sure done!

It's making me hungry.

Speaking of hungry, don't you need to go feed Frank? No.

Frank is now fishing time...

Yeah, he's a loner.

On this week... you guys wouldn't happen to be

ringing for a dinner invitation now, would you?

Why Clara? Why would you think that?

I don't want you all to stay for dinner.

Oh, well, if you're... only two... ...that was not an invitation.

Oh, fine... You can stay.

But you better mind your manners.

Of course we will.

We are our resigns after all.

Refined!

I'll give you and nosy and bossy as well.

Watch the pot for me.

Okay?

Where you going? To go get occasions spice.

So, we're not gonna have occasions spice.

Chicken pasta.

Take your Time, I will take care of everything.

Let's get to meet him this week?

I'm counting on it.

Who's there? I don't know!

Who's there?

Hi...

I Was Looking For Clara.

Wow. You must be Rick...

You?

Clara, went to the store for a moment.

We're watching the pot.

Come in and join us.

Okay.

Here...

You can sit here.

Do you like something to drink?

Are You married?

What?

It's a legitimate question.

No!

I know, pick someone or something in first of loose

name up!

No,

No, What?

No, I'm not married.

Why not?

You're awfully handsome.

What?

You're wrong? So, what's wrong with you?

I don't think anything's wrong with me.

Why you don't got married? I don't know.

He's too good looking.

You're smart, deserves. Who deserves?

Can't give it are uneducated, man.

Do you have a degree?

I've got an MBA.

What about your family?

Yeah.

Are your parents divorced?

No, They're still together.

That's good.

Divorce, parents, Children ... on your job?

Do you have a good job?

What's all this about?

I got it.

Oh,

Ah, Hi.

Hi.

You're home early.

Yeah.

I didn't want you to hold off on dinner.

And I Started Late.

Maybe we should coordinate our schedules better.

Well, we'll leave you to your dinner now.

We will?

Well, I thought you guys were saying.

It was nice To Meet You.

You, too.

Thanks for the young conversation. It was nothing.

It was nice to meet you. You, too.

Bye,

Bye Ladies.

Good night.

Hi...

How Was Your Day?

Great.

You go right here and hold hands.

All right.

Okay.

Back first back.

Oh... other one.

Okay?

Now back... Side...

Together...

Not Forward...

Side... Side... Together...

You're doing great.

That's it.

Yeah.

Let's see.

Oh okay.

I'm not Fred Astaire. I'm glad!

I'm glad!

huh...huh!!!

It's pretty.

With music, you're prettier with music.

I like it better with music.

You're really early...

I must go slowdown at work to get back again tomorrow.

That's not your husband.

This Is...

this is John and Arlene Louis

...there.

Hello.

We're going to be redoing our very exciting... Wow.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

That's good.

She's a good teacher.

They're... they're being nice.

feel free to keep on practicing.

I've gotta go feed my guest.

Is A Pleasure To Meet You.

Nice To meet you, too.

Come on, old man.

You can do it.

I can do it.

Oh...yes!!!

So, you teach dance?

Forever...

I Guess... I Used To Teach At A Studio When I Was

Younger, And I Loved Working With The Engaged Couples.

So kitty to Watch...

But why?

I don't know.

I guess they're so positive and happy and in love.

Wow...

That's Most Great.

Well,

why don't you take this and enjoy and let

the dishes on the countertop when you're finished?

Okay?

Aren't you gonna join me?

No, not tonight.

I got married, don't you?

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Great..

First, I Swear.

Now I lie.

Get back wanna be...

Main Street pub & eatery

♪♪ With Nobaby else... ♪♪

♪♪ take a look at me... ♪♪

Clara? Yes...

Yeah... Are you Jean?

Yeah... I Got A Table Already.

Hope you don't mind.

Okay.

♪♪ Take A Look at me...♪♪

Is something wrong?

You're prettier than your picture.

Thank you.

Oh, no, I don't... Don't get me wrong.

I mean, just let your relief.

You know, the last woman she posted a picture

from five years ago... From the looks of her,

she started drinking all night, all day, ever since

that little Kodak moment.

Okay

I Hag In Person Who Barely Even Recognized. Really?

You know, people should really keep your photos posted.

Are You hungry?

No.

I told you I could only stay for coffee.

So, why are you looking at the menu?

I have no idea.

Scott?

No,

no, thanks.

(thanks a lot)

I have to take this.

Hello?

Yes.

No, no.

I can be there.

Yeah.

Yes.

An emergency is an emergency.

Yeah, I could be there in five minutes.

Okay.

I'm so sorry.

What's wrong?

... a picks number for all of you

unfortunate

evening Alone.

Here's an interesting take on an old favorite

Arranged by my very good friend, Robbie Condor.

Hey there!

Oh,

I'm sorry.

I thought I heard a amounts.

You heard me from upstairs?

I must have sounded like an elephant.

Do you want some wine?

Oh, no...

Wow..

You Look Great.

Thank you.

You smell nice to what kind of business do you run?

All dressed up and smelling like a exotic flower?

Nothing special.

Wait,

You're going to bed so soon?

What?

We have an early morning, so we... We?

Yeah, I have to get up early, don't you?

Oh, I just thought maybe you meant you and your husband.

Speaking of which, why would I met him yet?

You know, he travels a lot for business,

just like you.

Good night.

Good night.

I travel a lot for business too, I at least come home.

Every Once In A While.

Hey...

Hi.

What was up with that bizarre phone call last night?

Oh,

you're my 190 call to get out of a bad date.

You went on a date?!

I was on a date.

With who?

Corvette man.

What a creep!

That bad?

You have no idea.

In his picture, he was young.

He was attractive, fit, But in reality, he had shadows

under his eye and little swizzle stick

that he just... he just put in.

That wouldn't even been so bad if he was nice.

He wouldn't? No...

But she spent the whole night complaining about

a woman you met that didn't look like her picture.

Oh, that is so bad! Oh, yeah.

I'm so glad that I was your call to get out of there.

Yes, thank you.

I'm keeping you on standby.

Did he really drive a bit?

Oh, yeah.

It's a baby.

You know, I should have warned you about Penis extenders.

What?

That's what my friends and I call Ferraris and Corvettes.

Okay.

Translate...

Most the guys that drive cars like that have hair

in all the wrong places and egos the size of Texas.

Oh, Kathy, that's terrible.

Terrible.

It maybe, but is true.

It is.

Just take a look around.

So, I'm saying...

So, That's what I have to look forward too.

Great.

♪♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ...♪♪

♪♪ Jingle all the way... ♪♪

Hello Girls?

Wow!

This Place Looks Great.

Yeah, Christmas is a big deal around here.

Everyone goes overboard for Christmas.

That's really need. My dad used to go all out, but...

really? ...but nothing like this.

You guy, want some water or something?

No, thank you.

May I help?

No, actually, I think we're pretty much finished.

I just have to get the tree this weekend and we'll be done.

I guess you two will have a good time decorating the tree?

Kathy has plans, so it's just gonna be me.

But at the weekend I hopefully will hang an ornament or two.

No, I meant you

Marty.

Marty?

Oh...

Marty Is Out Of Town For The Weekend, And You Know, This Really

Isn't His Thing

Anyways!

I Could Stay And Help.

Don't you have to leave Friday afternoon?

I don't have to.

I could stay if you not have already booked out my room.

Don't...Actually, I haven't... Great.

I'll take it for the weekend.

Okay.

Thanks for joining me this evening...

This year...

Hey girl... thank you.

An old fashioned Christmas tree with popcorn,

garlands and handmade ornaments.

We had so much singing carols and stringing garlands.

This side is over? Okay.

We've decided to make this a family tradition and do it every year.

I'd love to hear about some of your family

traditions and how they got started.

Won't you share those stories?

Oh honey, Look...

Oh, how nice!

Hi. Hi.

Where you going?

We're gonna take a walk down the square.

Is there Nice place, don't there?

Oh, absolutely.

The main street pub has great food.

Before you go can hang it on me.

I love to.

I think my wife would like to do that, too.

Okay.

Here..

That's Perfect.

I have the perfect place for that.

Oh,

I Like That.

That's great.

Sure is pretty.

Let's going...

Good night.

You guys have a great time! Merry Christmas!

See you later... Merry Christmas, guys.

Good night.

Let's Get On With It.

Shall we?

Wait...

I have a contribution to make... contribution?

Yeah,

while I was poking around town,

it's all this, and I knew it belonged on your tree.

Rick...

It's beautiful.

It's a tradition in my family to buy balloon light and hold him in every year.

And...

I Really Wanted You To Have This.

Thank you! I know just where to put it.

It's perfect...

Yeah, It Is, Isn't It?

Let's do icicles now.

You have to show me how.

Get ready to learn.

I've never done this before.

Well,

allow me.

That's all...

That's nice. Yeah, it is...

Let me try again.

Score...

I Guess This Is a Final Touch.

It's all yours.

I'll tell you what.

You go the top of the balcony, you know,

I'll push the Tree to you. Okay.

Good...

Is that good? It's Great.

What this looks? It looks perfect.

Good Morning...

It Is A Good Morning.

You look rested.

You have a good weekend?

I had a great weekend.

It was very relaxing.

Good.

You're gonna need it.

We got a busy week.

Surely it can't be that bad.

CHOCOLATE AND TRUFFLE SHOPPE

Hey...

Sweetie.

How are you?

As well as can be.

What's going on?

Getting coffee.

Another Internet date?

Yes.

I can count on you to rescue me if things get ugly, right?

Yeah..

What Were You Thinking When You Made Up The Husband?

I wish I knew.

All I know is I've got to get one fast.

Well...

could be the one!

Clara?...I'm Dilbert.

Hi Dilbert!

I'm glad to meet you.

May I sit down? Sit down, please.

Thank you.

So, Much...

Sponsor says you can't date too, laughter.

Step 12 but I'm like... dude I'm... It's sexy.

That's halfway there.

So,

you know, I figure it it's okay.

I want to get a shot...

Tons of dates off this site.

I don't know.

I'm really looking for somebody that, you know,

is in the meat from me instead of just my body

speaking with... my peeling back here.

Clara...

I'm Home.

Up here.

There you are!

What are you doing?

Supposed to get below 30 tonight and I have to

pull out the window unit

and John couldn't come help. So... Who is John?

he's my handyman.

Handyman?

I thought that was the whole point of having a husband.

So you think?

Let me guess...

Not quite Marty's thing?

No, definitely not that.

Tell you what, I can get this out of here for you.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm here.

I'm strong enough.

It shouldn't be too hard, isn't it?

No, you just let the window and you can slide it

out and put it over there.

A piece of cake.

Tell you what, I'll get this out for you and you go and start dinner.

You're sure?

Yeah.

a Big my pleasure.

Well, you have an odd notion of pleasure, but I'll accept the help.

Come down when you're finished?

I'll do.

So... I Heard About Your Date With Guido.

Sometimes I hate living in a small town.

And... Dilbert?

Kathy, It was awful.

I can't do this Internet thing anymore.

I know.

All right. How can I...?

hey, don't give up!

It's not about giving up.

I found the right guy.

Rick? Yeah.

What am I gonna do?

He's perfect.

He's sweet.

He's kindy.

He's helping.

Oh,

My God!

What was that?

That would be the AC unit

Rick dropped out.

Pushing out would be more accurate.

Hey,

Are You Okay?

Yeah.

I am so sorry about that.

One way to get it out the window.

It certainly was effective.

Added to my bill, Will you? Show listed under entertainment?

Good idea!

At least that way I can use is right off.

Okay.

More helping that worthless Marty.

He's not much of a handy? No, he's not.

But he's adorable.

What am I gonna do?

Well, I, for one, don't get too excited.

I mean, he may have enjoyed playing house for the

weekend, but that just means for real.

You can't tell if he likes me or if he likes

being taken care of... more like singing out

because it feels safe... until I come clean about my marital status.

I'll never know.

Have you thought about how you're gonna do that?

No.

Every time I hope that opportunity arises.

That never done.

You know, you're running out of time.

Don't remind me where the last three weeks is gone

right here.

You've Reached The Voice Mail For Lauren Macey

please leave me a detailed message and

I'll return your call as soon as possible.

Hey, Lauren, it's me.

I just got in.

I just think it be nice to stay in tonight.

I'm kind of tired.

I don't know.

Makes some dinner.

No, I don't... probably be best for me if you will

just call me when you get a chance.

All right.

Baby, talk soon, bye.

♪♪ She said to me... ♪♪

Yeah..

You Gotta Stop Thinking About Her.

I don't cook. I don't stay in.

Have a nice life.

Well,

That's Harsh.

Hello?

Hey, Buddy.

You're back yet?

Yeah, Buddy

What's going on?

You want to guess the game?

Sure.

Desperados?

Kickoffs at 8:30 See you there.

All right, I'll see you there.

Make that two.

No problem.

Hey, buddy.

What's up, stranger?

Here you go.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

So... what do you been up to?

I haven't heard from you you were out... In what, two weeks?

It's got to be a girl?

Yeah.

Come on, spill.

No, it's not a girl.

Come on...

All right, It is, But it isn't. Huh... huh!

She's married, So it's a moot point.

You get the heart for a married girl?

and you Spent Last Weekend with her...?

So, Where's the husband?

That's what I'd like to know.

What?

It's weird!

This girl is amazing

She's fun

She's sexy, A phenomenal cook

And the guy is never there with her.

You...

Wait...

What do you mean, never there?

I mean, haven't you seen the guy?

No.

I've been there for three weeks

Damn near straight now

And I've never seen the guy once.

I mean, if it wasn't for all the pictures,

you think she's making it up?

Maybe they're having problems.

She doesn't seem like the type of girl that's

having problems with a man.

So... steal her away.

I could Well, I couldn't,

but she's too good for that.

I mean, she's not the type to lie or tier even

do anything questionable.

She spent last weekend with you?

Okay, That's very questionable.

Not really.

I mean, I paid for the room

you know

We spent some time together.

There's still other guests... There wasn't like this romantic.

It was just... crazy.

You need to get laid.

Okay?

Big time.

Hey, whatever happened to Lauren?

Yeah, she don't mean... I suggest we stay at my

place and make dinner together... because she tried to domesticate.

Yeah, whatever.

One night home is domesticated.

What about Elizabeth?

She's been asking about you.

Want to give her a call?

No way.

Do you...

The last time I saw her, she was at Skybar with Graham Bell's hand pushing it.

I'm not talking about dating the girl.

You need to get your mind off things... work has

been kicking my ass lately.

No, no.

See, I'm not talking about work.

I'm talking about that obsession with that Martha Stewart wannabe.

That's not fair, man.

She's married.

That's exactly my point.

All right, we're gonna fix this.

Who you calling?

Katie.

Katie?

Why?

Because Katie is a hot friend that I know would like... Jack...

No.

Yeah..

You Want To Join Me And Rick Here For A Beer?

Yeah.

Hey, invite Lisa.

Yeah,

I told Rick all about her, And you know what he's dying to meet her.

Yeah.

Okay..

All Right.

See you in 15.

Done!

All right.

So, play you cards right tonight?

and The start of Martha will be wiped completely out of your mind.

Jack knows thus?

Yes, I do.

Yes I do!

I think you'll like him.

Do you think so...?

You Don't Know Why?... Why? He's Got The Best Reputation In Bed.

Really?

Serious.

Rick...Lisa

Lisa... Rick.

It's nice to meet you.

I think I get these girls discharge one dream, so they could catch up.

Hey,

Can I Get A Four Shots, Four Beers

A Shot?

Beers?

Okay.

You're gonna be... Oh...

Okay..

Thank You.

Can't be held responsible for actions after... Here we go...

Guys.

You're around the board.

Here's Lisa.

Good friends

And good luck.

Your time.

Okay.

Only Doctor Knows...

I have a idea... Another Shot? Shot...Shot!

Great time.

This way...

where's the room?

Room mate...

I'm Trying... To Be Having Technical Difficulty?

Not with me

Huh...?

Yeah...

Hey, What's going Last Night?

Nothing happened.

Come on, Rick.

You know we always have excuses in tell.

seriously, nothing happened. after she almost devoured you at the bar last night?

That's what I said.

I can't believe you fell the mission when it was so impossible and easy.

Good bye Jack.

Martha Strikes Again.

Hey,

You.

Welcome Home.

I mean, welcome back.

It's good to be back.

So, how was your weekend in the big city?

It was okay.

Just okay?

Didn't you go out and hang with the guys?

You know, cute girls?

Something Like That.

But...

It's Just Not As Much Fun As You Used To Be.

Why not?

I don't know.

Just not fun anymore.

You're getting old, my friend.

Happens to the best of us.

Do you want to meet me in the music room?

I'd love too.

Thank you. My pleasure.

...Hi John

What Can I Play For You This Evening?

Well, I was hoping to hear something a little sweet from away.

And how long is to have you been married?

Let's see here.

Going on about 10 years.

10 years?

Wow, That's great!

Well, I'm going to find the perfect song for you.

I appreciate that.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas to you too.

This next song goes out to John and his lovely wife of 10 years.

Merry Christmas to the both of you and Happy New Year.

Ricky? Here Clara.

♪♪ Just see you...♪♪

I Hope You Don't Mind.

But I like this room better.

Oh, no.

It's my favorite room too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How long you had this place?

It's been in my family for ever.

Really?

Yeah.

I inherited when my grandmother dead.

Do you think you might ever sell it?

No.

It's all I have left of my family.

You know, it's odd, but sometimes I feel like they're still here.

I don't think that's out at all.

I mean,

I feel like you can definitely feel the love here.

You can?

Yeah.

This place

Reminders me

I'd never leave.

Okay.

I Need Your Help.

for what?

He's a keeper.

So, why do you need our help?

He thinks I'm kept.

So, how do I tell him that I'm not?

Oh, honey, Clara, that's nothing to say

Just enjoy here a body's him.

What a sleazy affair with him?

I want him... on a permanent basis?

Yeah. So, how do we do that?

We can jet out and then tell him your husband died.

Yeah.

That guy can't die.

How do I explain his return from the dead every holiday?

Well, tell him that you're splitting up.

Yeah.

You had to reconsider him about different things.

Yes... Like a keeper, like a man.

Well, that definitely has a detrimental effect on a marriage.

Ha ha...

Very funny!

Well, she's right, though

I think that you better work, really.

Catch air to tell him anything. That's because

I didn't told him the truth from the moment I met him.

Don't ask why?

Why did you make up their husband anyway?

Excuse me, Rick.

Yeah.

I think we need to have that dinner meeting.

Yeah,

Sure.

Can we do it at seven?

Yes, seven.

It is.

Okay.

See you there, man.

You've reached Clara.

Please leave a message.

Hi Clara,

This is Rick.

I was just calling to let you know of a dinner meeting tonight.

So, that's I not to like

You know, don’t guard to start to dinner.

Fine...Bye

So, I Think You're Right About Marion.

Yeah?

Yeah.

If you will check on that for me,

I took a look, and I think his

Budget reports a little.

Hold that thought.

I know this guy.

Hey,

You're Marty, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, I do.

I know you?

I just want to introduce myself.

I'm staying sit down on...

Hey, sweetie.

Sweetie?

Darling, our table's over here.

Oh, okay.

There's nice meeting you.

Who was that?

I don't know, but I think he knows me.

Don't lie to me.

I'm not lying.

I don't know him.

I've never seen before in my life.

Why don't we sit down?

Looks like we've already made a scene.

You've had relations with that man?

No.

Everybody in this restaurant, in town?

Something you wanna tell me, right?

No.

He said I know him, but I don't like that. Mac, how do you say that?

Because lover boy over there can't take his eyes of you.

I don't know him. It's really, some dog!

That's her husband,

baby.

I've never seen it before in my life.

You gotta believe me.

I think that's his husband.

I leave you alone for one ticket in this town,

and you're already shut to get a mate. His is her husband...

I swear.

He's in the pictures.

I've see him in the room.

I'm through with you.

Gentlemen...

take this up side.

So, that's fine.

That's okay.

Perfect.

Sorry...

A Little Because I'm Going Home.

No.

Mac, Wait.

Mac, Wait...

I Would Never Forgive Him.

Yes, you will.

You've just got to get some sleep now, OK?

Never...

Of Course You Will.

You got to stay in here tonight because I'm completely booked.

Fine.

At Least Michael Believe You And I Didn't Spill Together.

Well, I should hope so.

Mmm...

Clara?

Why Couldn't I stay Just Like Women?

You're the best.

for me only it was that easy.

Everything okay with you?

No.

But It Will Be In A Few Days.

What do you mean?

Marty,

I Really Like This Guy,

Rick?

Yeah,

and he thinks we're married, and I don't know how to tell him We're not.

Well...

You Could Tell Him

You've discovered I'm gay and we're splitting up.

I didn't really want to tell him the truth.

I mean, don't you think he deserves that?

It depends on how he'll react.

Will he be glad or hurt?

You know, sometimes it's better to just let the truth's lie.

No pun intended.

Goodnight, Marty.

Goodnight, Clara.

You?!

You Have A Lot Of Nerve Coming Here.

Me? How may you do this with Clara? Why did you do that?

That's because you cheating on her.

What are you doing? Stop!

Ask him about His Lover!

Clara.

But your husband's cheating on you.

You're the man of the restaurant...

What?

Rick...

Marty...

He's Not My Husband.

Not your husband?

Then, who is this?

I mean, what is that?

Look at the size of this rock.

Of course he's your husband.

It was all a ruse.

It was for protection.

You're not really married?

The picture and the ring?

You've Been Pretending All This Time?

Please understand.

It's all been a lie.

He's been a lie.

What's that?

You don't Understand?

Rick,

Please.

I hope you don't mind

Honey, I put Marty into your rest.

Come on...

Clara...

What Happened?

I just thought Rick storming down the street.

I Found Out!

Oh,

I'll Get It.

You stay here...

Can I get you some tea or something, honey?

No.

thank you.

I'm so sorry.

I know.

Clara...

There's A Man Here From The Plant.

He's here to pick up Rick's Things.

Tell Him, To Wait, And I'll Go Get all Up To him.

I Thought You Could Use Some Help.

You okay?

I guess...

It's Not Like We Were Dating Or Anything.

I know...

you know, it's just...

It's So Stupid!

I know...

But It's Going To Get Better.

You know?

This is the hardest part.

No, no, it is not the hardest part.

The hardest part is the What if?

What if I hadn't lied to him?

But, what if we've been able to date?

The real kick Is

What If He Was The One And I Blew It?

Honey,

No

Huh?

it's Okay...

Rick?

Yeah.

I picked up your things and I bump your flight up to tonight.

Thanks for and appreciated.

Sure.

You're okay?

I'm fine.

Could You keep the door when you way out?

Yeah.

Yeah, I got it.

♪♪ All I love on holiday... ♪♪

♪♪ ...Christmas Tree... ♪♪

♪♪ ...without you. ♪♪

Rick? Clara... Please Call Me And I Know... I Mean, I Know That was wrong...

I Know...

That...

Thanks, Mom.

You're welcome, dear.

Oh,

What A Surprise!

Is he Okay?

I don't know.

He's been upset, but I don't know why.

Probably a girl.

Did you see this year's ornament?

Your father picked it out.

Talk about irony...

Are you okay, dear?

Yeah, Mom. I'm Just fine.

Merry Christmas!

Still no word? No.

I don't think he's ever gonna forgive me.

Men could be stubborn food.

Not all of them.

I'm glad they made up.

Yeah. Me too.

All mothers want their children to be happy.

Even their adopted children.

Ladies,

We Have To Do Something. About what? Clara...

She's miserable.

You really blew it with that fake husband game.

It was a good idea at the time.

Yeah.

How did you bring a fresh charming would come riding up to her front door?

Yeah... That only happens in fairy tales.

Not in real life.

So, Now what can we do?

We have to talk to him.

Yeah, he would listen to us. But that may prove a problem.

Then we're making him listen to us.

Come on, let's go.

Where we going again?

To see Rick.

I'm going to Houston with you?

I Have an important meeting in about half an hour.

Oh, yes, you are.

You started this old thing.

Now you get the car, you can get your bikini wax later.

and how far is there, anyway? It's about 5 hours.

I can't believe you're making me go.

One thing, did you have a point how to find out where Rick lives?

Of course I did.

You think I'm stupid or something?

Visit is the part where I'm just to listen.

Right?

Right.

Oh, you just this don't like it.

Mom..

I'm Telling You, There's Nothing Wrong.

Are you sure, honey?

I'm positive.

I am completely out of everything.

I tell you what, I'm gonna run out, grab us some

coffee, some blueberry muffins, and you and I

can sit down, have a visit...

a visit?

Coffee?

Rick,

Now, I know something's wrong. Mom, when I'm telling you

I assure you there's nothing wrong.

Make yourself at home.

Give me five minutes and I'll be right back.

Okay?

Grandma,

Are You Sure This Is The Place?

It's the address Sally gave me.

Well, what did you have to do to want his address?

I wanted to do a background check on and find out if he was okay.

And Did it?

Oh, he's sparkling clean.

No marriage, no criminal record.

How did you find all that out?

Damn it, honey.

Okay guys, knock.

Okay.

I didn't hear nothing over there...

Rick, open the door!

Rick, We can hear you in there.

come on, Rick, open the door.

Great, We went all this way and he won't even talk to us either.

Oh, he'll talk, all right?

and I didn't find out ours too.

Who are you?

And what do you want with my Rick?

Hello.

I'm Kathy...

And you are?

I'm Mrs Masters.

Not married, huh?

Well, this is obviously Rick's Mother.

Is Rick home?

We really need to talk to him.

About what?

Clara.

and her fault.

She never would have done it.

Not without these three pushing her.

No.

You see, she rejects your bad idea

that husband thing.

It's a good thing she's getting rid of the ladies.

Please, You're not making any sense.

Getting rid of proof?

Her husband?

Let me explain.

Clara owns a AirBnB.

And these three convinced beating up.

Rick and Marty not met.

Oh, my!

Well, it does explain a lot.

It does?

Yes.

He's been so down lately and he wouldn't talk to me about it.

Oh, Rick is going to be back any time now.

You've got to go.

Why?

We Really need talked to him. He really won't listen.

Trust me.

He's stubborn that way.

Well, making we listen...

You can't... call me in one hour.

We'll meet me at my house. Okay, but, ladies, let's get no but's.

Mother knows best, right?

Hey Mom.

Sorry, honey.

I've gotta run.

See you later.

But what about our visit?

Another day.

Thanks for the coffee.

This is a lovely home.

Thank you.

Tell me about Clara.

Clara?

Yes.

I want to know more about the woman who broke my son's heart.

Oh, she didn't mean... it was my fault. My fault...

And I'll put all the blame on her.

Sure, she instigated it.

But... But she's reported it.

And you took all the pictures.

And you bought the wings.

Yes.

So, I'm to blame, too.

Ladies, focus.

Clara.

Now what kind of girl is she?

Oh, she is wonderful.

You would love her... if Marty wasn't truth.

I'd loved ever in my family.

Oh, she's pretty.

Oh, sweet.

A great cook, has a gorgeous house. and she runs a smashing business.

And she loves your son.

That's what I wanted to know.

OK, then, I know what we need to do.

Thanks, Mom.

Sounds like fun.

So you'll go?

Of course!

How could I refuse?

I really appreciate it.

Good.

Absolutely not!

Oh, come on.

It'll be fun.

No, You dragged me out to Candy Cane Lane and all over town.

I'm not going to Dallas for New Year's.

So, what you gonna do?

Just stay here in mub?

No mub.

I'm gonna keep on living my life the way I always have.

Okay, then alone and muby. Kathy, I love you

dearly, but you're really trying my patience. And you're trying mine.

If you don't use these tickets and Grandma's

money will have gone to waste. Then take her.

I am not taking my grandmother over New Year's.

Well, then, with whom are you going to go?

Okay, fine.

Muby.

Have it your way.

Thanks for joining me this evening.

Wow!

I cannot believe that 2010 is almost here.

Where did this last year?

Let's Go?

I don't know about you, but I'm going to stay in

this evening at a place of great love song and

share some wonderful memories from this last year while he joined me.

an hour...

What's an hour?

Clara.

She's just an hour away.

So, I thought you were done with her,

Yeah,

I Thought So Too.

Are you about done in here?

Because it's 11 o'clock and we wait longer on lounge

the lonely and ugly would be left the kids at midnight.

Jack,

I think you're on your own tonight.

What?

Where you going?

Home.

Home?

Are you in staying?

Not anymore.

Marta...

...and I'll Be Taking Your Request All The Way Up Until Midnight.

So give me a call to 145551887.

♪♪ ...and I'll get there... ♪♪

♪♪ ...Home... ♪♪

♪♪ ...and my problems... ♪♪

Hi, This Is Sheryl Anne

and what can I play for you this evening?

I'd like you to play a special song for Clara.

I'd love too.

Who is Clara...

and just what would you like to say to her?

Clara is the kindest, sweetest, most amazing girl.

How she really is this girl? She's the one.

And I'd like to tell her I'm sorry.

Okay.

I'm really sorry.

did you cheat on her?

No.

Did you lie to her?

No, I... She lied to me.

Then why are you apologizing?

Hey, look,

it doesn't matter what kind of idiot I was or she was.

I just would like you to tell her I'm sorry for not listening.

And then I'm on my way to right now to see if I

can make it right for that.

Don't is clear from your love is idiot. It certainly

sounds like this New Year is going to start off rather well.

I hope that something will continue to grow and bring happiness.

Good luck to you.

and Happy New Year.

Is that really you?

You heard that?

Yeah.

Did you mean it off?

Course I Meant It.

Can you ever forgive me for being an idiot?

Clara...

Look At You!

I'll take that as a yes?

Keep trying and I'll think about it.

Wow!

I Want To Do This From The Moment I Met You.

Really?

Really.

And speaking of the New year, are you ready?

Here we go.

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Happy New Year, Everybody!

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