Original subtitles

he Hi-Lo's singing "The Girl Most Likely"]

♪ The girl most likely ♪

♪ The girl most likely to catch your eye ♪

♪ To turn your head when she goes by ♪

♪ Has that oomph or it or thing they sigh about ♪

♪ The girl most likely to tip the scales ♪

♪ To set the sights of eager males has a way ♪

♪ That says the other prayers are out ♪

♪ But she's looking for a pink cloud ♪

♪ And a kiss can be the key ♪

♪ And you may be the right one ♪

♪ The one or two or three ♪

♪ What kind of guy do you have to be ♪

♪ To get the nod to bend the knee? ♪

♪ It's the most unlikely guy you see ♪

♪ Who scores ♪

♪ And who gets the girl most likely to be yours ♪

♪ What kind of guy do you have to be ♪

♪ To get the nod to bend the knee? ♪

♪ It's the most unlikely guy you see ♪

♪ Who scores ♪

♪ And who gets the girl ♪

♪ Most likely to be yours ♪♪

Hey, Dodie.

Isn't this one good enough?

Oh, sorry.

Dodie, you know, someday when I'm not around

you're gonna walk right off the end of a pier or somethin'.

[sighs] I wonder what it'd be like.

- Wet. - No, no.

I, I mean, to be rich on a yacht like that.

Richrich.

You know what, that's one thing

you and I will never have to worry about.

- But I can dream, can't I? - Ooh, you sure can.

Better than most people.

- Pick you up in the mornin'. - Bye, Marge.

- 'I won't let you go.' - 'You must, Philip.'

(woman on TV) 'Don't make it harder for me than it is.'

(Philip on TV) 'I refuse to give you one. I need you.'

[upbeat music]

Pa, I'm watching a picture.

- Well, you saw it last night. - So what if I did?

What's so important about the fight?

I already opened my beer.

Oh, drink it on the porch, will you, pa?

It's a wonderful picture.

(Philip on TV) 'You belong to me. You're mine.'

(woman on TV) 'But I'm just a nobody.'

'Your friends, what would they think?'

(Philip) 'We have nothing to be ashamed of.'

'Oh, Lisa darling, we'll never regret our love.'

(Lisa) 'Not now, Philip, but have you thought of later?'

(Philip) 'All I know is that my wealth and position mean nothing'

'without you.'

(Lisa) 'And what about Sandra?'

(Philip) 'What about Sandra?'

What about Sandra?

You're a great help.

- Hello, Pauline. - Hi, Buzz.

The man's here again. She'll be back soon.

(Lisa) 'Please, Philip, leave me some pride.'

(Philip) 'You don't understand.'

'I want you to marry me.'

(Lisa) 'Marry you?'

(Philip) 'Of course, you silly little goose.'

'What did you think?'

(Lisa) 'But, Philip, there's so great'

'a gulf between us.'

(Philip) 'Our love will build a bridge across that gulf.'

♪ Would you be the music? ♪

♪ Spring happens to bring ♪

♪ For my heart and your heart ♪

♪ Can see ♪♪

Oh, did I miss the ending? How did it come out, honey?

Oh, just perfect, mom.

- Oh, hi, Buzz. - Hi.

Hi.

Hi!

Do you believe things really happen that way?

- You mean the picture? - Yeah.

Does that stuff seem real

true-to-life in your opinion?

Certainly, it's a cinema classic.

Honest, Dodie, you think a rich man

would marry a poor girl like that?

Of course, he would. He loved her, didn't he?

- Still, I don't think. - Well, I do.

Okay, have it your way.

Wanna take a ride out to Lovers Beach?

[sighs] Well, not tonight.

Why not?

Well, I just want to talk to you.

That's what you always say.

Honest. This time, I mean it.

- Honest Injun? - Mm-hmm.

- Okay. - Good.

I'll go home and get the backrest and the blanket.

- Buzz. - No. I said just talk.

Just talk. Don't you believe me?

- Sure. - Okay, see you in 15 minutes.

- A dollar on the black corner. - You got a bet.

[indistinct chatter on TV]

(male announcer on TV) 'And there's the bell for the fifth.'

'A left hook into the body..'

When is she gonna start acting like Earth people?

[instrumental music]

♪ Everyone has a song ♪

♪ A special and secret theme ♪

♪ Music that must belong ♪

♪ To a special and secret ♪

♪ Dream ♪

♪ I'm certain that love will send ♪

♪ My own melody ♪

♪ But how will the melody end ♪

♪ Who can tell? ♪

♪ Well least of all ♪

♪ Me ♪

♪ I don't know what I want ♪

♪ Or what I'm longing for ♪

♪ But somehow in the strangest way ♪

♪ I couldn't want it more ♪

♪ This yearning that I feel ♪

♪ Is real as it can be ♪

♪ But what it is I'm yearning for ♪

♪ Is still a mystery ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ A summer breeze caressed me ♪

♪ And there upon the spot ♪

♪ A sudden urge possessed me ♪

♪ But I don't know ♪

♪ For what ♪

♪ Perhaps ♪

♪ The thing I want is someone to adore ♪

♪ I'll wait for him my whole life through ♪

♪ But all the same I wish ♪

♪ I knew ♪

♪ Just who ♪

♪ It is ♪

♪ Or what ♪

♪ It is ♪

♪ I'm ♪

♪ Waiting ♪

♪ For ♪♪

[instrumental music]

(male #1) Hey, douse the light, tourist.

(Buzz) Sorry.

- Ooh! - Hey, watch your big feet.

(Buzz) Sorry.

Hey, who do you think you are, Sergeant Friday?

(Buzz) 'I'm sorry. I was just..'

'Here's a spot.'

[indistinct chatter]

[sighs]

Dodie, I'll bet you thought I just brought you here

like any ordinary night.

- Mm-hmm. - Well, you're wrong.

Because tonight I have something very serious

to suggest, uh, discuss.

- Yes. - Dodie..

[man whistles]

Anaheim Juniors, this way!

Who's got the hot dogs? Fire's over there!

(male #2) 'Girl.. Hey, hot dogs, they got 'em made.'

Is that you, Arthur?

Hi, Dodie.

Does your mom know you're down here?

Heck, she's with us. The chaperone bit.

- Oh. - Nice to have seen you, Arthur.

I doubt it. Are you makin' out?

Move out of here. What are you, a delinquent?

- See you. - Bye.

Say, maybe the Anaheim Juniors can promote a hot dog for us?

Dodie, you're not listenin'.

I'm sorry, Buzz. You were saying something serious.

Serious?

I was put in charge of all new construction sales.

Oh, Buzz.

Yeah, Mr. Jones wants me to take charge of all the promotions

on the new Castles By The Sea development.

Oh, isn't that wonderful?

And you've only been with the company for two years.

Well, you know, I was voted by my class

most likely to succeed.

There's no doubt about it.

You are.

Dodie, everything I'm doing is just for you.

You shouldn't be working at that old bank

punching a machine every day taking their guff.

You deserve a better life, and I'm gonna get it for you.

Well, what do you say?

Well..

Well, what do you want me to say?

Well, you don't understand. I'm asking you to marry me.

Marry you?

Will you?

Oh, Buzz.

No.

No?

Oh, well, well, I don't mean no exactly.

I..

I just mean no for right now.

[sighs] Well, what I really mean, Buzz

is I, I'm gonna have to think about it.

Mom wants to know if you want a hot dog.

Say, we're in luck.

Not when you bust in at a time like this.

I'm young and innocent, that's how.

With or without mustard?

Oh, oh, with everything, Arthur.

Fine place for a hot dog stand.

[scoffs]

[sighs]

Well, you don't have to be that mad at me.

I don't understand you.

What do you mean you have to think about it?

Well, it's a big step, Buzz. I'm just not sure.

[scoffs]

You wanna marry a rich guy, is that it?

If I love him.

But, Dodie, I'm gonna be rich.

Why, I'm selling more and bigger properties every day.

Oh, that's not it.

You probably will be rich

and even if you weren't

maybe I'd have married you, anyway.

Then what's the trouble?

Oh, nothing. I, I just wanna think about it.

Dodie, if you feel like saying no, why don't you just say no?

I don't feel like saying no.

Then why don't you say yes?

Because I wanna think about it.

Oh, Dodie, please say yes.

I need you. I love you.

Why, there isn't anything I wouldn't do for you.

- You do? - I do what?

- You love me? - Well, naturally, I love..

- Didn't I ever tell you? - Unh-unh.

Oh, Dodie, I love you more than anything.

Why, when I think about you, I feel like, like--

You feel like you're floating on a pink cloud?

Yeah. You too?

Mnh-mnh.

But I heard that's the way it is.

Oh, Dodie, you're driving me crazy.

You've got to say yes. I, I can't live without you.

Please?

I guess in that case, alright.

- Alright, you will? - Yes.

- Yes, you'll marry me? - Uh-huh.

Dodie. Oh!

- Oh, I'm sorry. - It's alright.

Oh, you just made me the happiest girl in the world.

- Girl? - I mean, uh, I hope you are.

Because I'm not.. I am.

[laughs] I don't know what I'm sayin'.

I just know one thing. Honey, you'll never regret this.

Why, I'll work my head off for you.

I'll sell a million houses.

I'll get us in the country club

then the yacht club.

I'll even buy them if I have to.

You may have to.

- Oh. - Oh, Buzz.

Hey, I gotta get up early.

Up and at 'em. Another day, another house.

Will I see you Friday?

Well, of course, you'll see me Friday.

Boy, oh, boy.

[sighs]

Ah.

[laughs]

(man on TV) 'After a KO victory in the eighth round'

'Kid Owen told reporters he would insist on a fight'

'with the champ before the end of this summer.'

'And that wraps up the news and sports pages'

'to 10 o'clock tonight.'

'Now for a brief look at the weather picture'

'around the country. In the east..'

Oh, back so soon? Have a good time?

Mm, interesting.

- Goodnight, mom. - Mm, goodnight, dear.

- Goodnight, pa. - Huh?

Oh, goodnight, Dodie.

- Who won the bet? - Well, Buzz, as usual.

That boy's awful lucky.

And very persistent.

[scoffs]

Where'd you drive to?

The beach.

Hey.

Wanna hear some real news?

Buzz proposed to me.

No kiddin'.

What's more? I accepted him.

Dodie, that's wonderful!

What's more? I might even marry him.

(Pauline) She gets more adolescent every day.

[humming "Here Comes The Bride"]

[chuckles]

[humming "Here Comes The Bride"]

[humming "Here Comes The Bride"]

Well, what do you say?

I do.

You mean you will?

♪ I do ♪

♪ I do I do I do ♪

You just made me the happiest girl in the world.

♪ I do ♪

♪ I do I do I do ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ Do ♪♪

Boy!

[upbeat music]

Another day, another house.

Just bought the yacht club.

Just bought the country club.

Gotta keep up with the Joneses.

[instrumental music]

♪ We gotta keep up with the Joneses ♪

♪ The Joneses? ♪ ♪ The Joneses ♪

♪ We gotta keep up with the Joneses ♪

♪ The Joneses have a ball ♪ ♪ Oh ♪

♪ We gotta make bucks by the hundreds ♪

♪ The thousands ♪ ♪ The millions ♪

♪ We gotta make bucks by the billions ♪

♪ Or we won't rate at all ♪

♪ So it's noses to the grindstone ♪

♪ That's our battle call ♪

♪ And it's shoulders to the wheel ♪

♪ Or we'll have backs against the wall ♪

♪ We gotta keep up with the Joneses ♪

♪ The Joneses the Joneses ♪

♪ Our fingers will work for the bonuses ♪

♪ 'Cause every day in every way ♪

♪ We gotta make hay so we can say ♪

♪ We keep up gotta keep up with the Joneses ♪

♪ Joneses Joneses Joneses Joneses Joneses Joneses ♪

♪ Joneses Joneses Joneses Joneses Joneses Joneses ♪

♪ We are the Joneses the wealthy Joneses ♪

♪ We are the Joneses the wealthy Joneses ♪

♪ We are the Joneses the wealthy Joneses ♪

♪ The Joneses the Joneses we gotta stop the Joneses ♪

♪ We gotta top the Joneses or we're lost ♪

♪ They're richer they're fatter so stop the chitter-chatter ♪

♪ And show them up no matter what the cost ♪

♪ We have two yachts ♪

♪ We'll buy three we'll buy them longer ♪

♪ Longer leaner speedier ♪ ♪ Leaner speedier speedier ♪

♪ If they buy one house ♪ ♪ We buy three ♪

♪ And if they're greedy we'll be even greedier ♪

♪ Greedier ♪

♪ Gotta have a yacht gotta have a car ♪

♪ Gotta have a car and a chauffeur too ♪

♪ Gotta have a yacht gotta have a car ♪

♪ Gotta have a car and a chauffeur too ♪

♪ Gotta have a yacht gotta have a car ♪

♪ Gotta have a car and a chauffeur too ♪

♪ Gotta have a yacht gotta have a car ♪

♪ Gotta have a car and a chauffeur too ♪

♪ Gotta have a yacht gotta have a car ♪

♪ Gotta have a car and a chauffeur too ♪

♪ We have two cars ♪ ♪ We'll have three cars ♪

♪ We have four cars ♪ ♪ We'll have five cars ♪

♪ We have six cars and an oil well ♪

♪ Oil well? ♪ ♪ Pumping pumping ♪

♪ Pumping pumping oil well ♪ ♪ Oil wells ♪

♪ Pumping pumping pumping pumping pumping pumping ♪

♪ Stocks and bonds ♪ ♪ Stocks and bonds ♪

♪ Stocks and bonds ♪ ♪ Stocks and bonds ♪

♪ Clipping coupons clipping coupons ♪

♪ Clipping coupons clipping coupons ♪

♪ Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick ♪

♪ Continental Can ♪ ♪ General Foods ♪

♪ New York Central ♪ ♪ Standard Oil ♪

♪ Gold mine ♪ ♪ Gold mines ♪

♪ Digging digging digging digging ♪

♪ Diga-diga-dig diga-diga-dig ♪

♪ Digging digging digging digging ♪

♪ Diga-diga-dig diga-diga-dig ♪

♪ Wall Street ♪ ♪ Digging digging ♪

♪ Gold mines ♪ ♪ Stocks and bonds ♪

♪ Real estate ♪ ♪ Clipping coupons ♪

♪ Oil wells ♪ ♪ Gold mine ♪

♪ Money ♪ ♪ Money ♪

♪ Gotta keep up gotta keep up make more money ♪

♪ Money money money gotta keep up gotta keep up ♪

♪ Make more money money money money ♪

♪ Gotta keep up gotta keep up ♪

♪ Make more money money money money ♪

♪ Gotta keep up gotta keep up gotta keep up gotta keep up ♪

♪ Gotta keep up gotta keep up gotta keep up gotta keep up ♪

♪ Gotta keep up gotta keep up gotta keep up gotta keep up ♪

♪ Gotta keep up gotta keep up gotta keep up gotta keep up ♪

♪ Gotta keep up gotta keep up ♪♪

The Joneses!

[screaming]

[intense music]

[sighs]

[melancholic music]

[keys clacking]

You gotta tell me sometime.

Not when Mr. Schlom is watching.

Oh, he's always watching.

That's just it, and you're so emotional.

It isn't fair. You shouldn't have said you had a secret.

You shouldn't have asked me, "What's new?"

Well, you shouldn't have said, "Guess what?"

Alright, Marge, I'll tell you, but try to use some control.

You know me, ice water in the veins.

Buzz asked me to marry him.

[screams]

Girls, girls, girls, what is the meaning of this?

It, well, i-it's all my fault, Mr. Schlom.

- I shouldn't have told-- - No, no, no--

Save it.

In addition to your other activities during banking hours

please get those cards picked up.

Yes, sir.

Someday I'm gonna drill him clean.

- Ice water in the veins, huh? - Can't help it, Dodie.

It missed the vein and hit the artery.

How come you're not excited?

[sighs] I don't know.

What does it take to get you excited?

Oh, well, uh..

[ship horn blaring]

Marge, look out there.

Well, how'd you like to paddle around in that?

Oh, it's the Caronia.

(male #3) Isn't that Neil Patterson's yacht?

It certainly is. I cashed a check for him last year.

(Marge) 'What is he, Miss Ronchi, oil?'

(male #3) 'It's sugar, isn't it, Miss Ronchi?'

It's both. Oil on his mother's side

sugar on his father's.

What a delicious combination.

- Not our dish. - Why not?

Well, because, just because

that's the way it is.

He's out there and we're in here

with our noses pressed against the window.

- Why? - How should I know?

Anyway, you're engaged. At least I'm available.

(Mr. Schlom) During banking hours?

Whoops!

[ship horn blaring]

Oh, there she is.

You can get a much better view of it from over here.

(Marge) 'That must be Junior getting into the launch.'

'Now that's a future for you, right in the present.'

Boy.

Enjoy yourself, Dodie.

That's as close as you'll ever get to him.

(Lisa) I feel like there's

there's so great a gulf between us.

(Philip) Our love will build a bridge across that gulf.

Hold these.

Dodie!

- 'Woman overboard!' - 'Stop the boat!'

- 'Back it up.' - 'Did she fall off?'

You need any help?

No. No, I'm fine.

Oh.

Well, the only reason I ask is, uh, we're not used to getting

many pedestrians out here in the middle of the channel.

You know, it wouldn't be any bother for me

to give you a hand.

Well, alright, if it is no bother.

- No. - Ah.

There you go.

You alright?

I'm fine. Fine.

No, thank you.

Maybe you don't want me to ask you questions, huh?

No, it's alright.

Well, you don't look like it was a suicide.

Oh, my, no.

On the other hand, I can't believe you just jumped off

that ferry for the fun of it.

Well, it was, it was kind of a whim or a..

Well, not a whim exactly.

It was more of an impulse.

It's quite an impulse jumpin' off a ferry.

Well, it was kind of a means to an end.

Yeah?

Pretty rough end.

You're lucky I happened to be going by.

I knew you were going by.

You did?

Sure.

You were the end that jumping off was a means to.

Huh?

I really do feel silly now.

A-and I am sorry.

Could you drop me off over there?

I only live a few blocks away.

Okay.

Hey, you sure you're alright now?

Oh, yes, I'm just fine. Thanks.

I guess you think I'm crazy.

We probably never will see each other again

and you never will understand.

What are you doin' tonight?

Well, I-I didn't mean that.

I know you didn't. It's my idea.

Where can I pick you up?

322 Euclid.

322 Euclid. Okay.

Eight o'clock alright?

Sure. Eight o'clock's just perfect.

Bye.

Hey, sure you don't want my jacket?

Oh, no, thanks. I'm fine. Bye.

Pauline, hurry with that towel.

(Dodie) 'Tell her to hurry. He'll be here any minute.'

Tell her she's not supposed to be ready on time, anyway.

- It's not fashionable. - You would know. Oh!

(pa) 'You're her mother.'

Tell her she can't go out with any guy

who comes along. She's engaged to Buzz.

You're her father. You tell her that.

Oh, don't think I won't. Now you listen, young lady

I don't want any nonsense from you.

- Where did you meet this guy? - 'Coming home from work.'

Well, how did you meet him?

'Oh, I just met him, that's all.'

He pulled her out of the bay.

Well, what were you doing in a bay?

She was trying to force his attentions on her.

- What? - He's a millionaire. Oh.

What are you gonna do for shoes?

Oh, what difference does that make?

What'd you say, ma?

What are you gonna do for shoes?

How do you know he's a millionaire?

(Dodie) 'Pa, he has oil on his mother's side'

'and father on his sugar.'

'I mean, sugar on his father's side.'

'He owns a yacht called the Caronia.'

'His name is Neil Patterson, Jr.'

What are you gonna do for shoes?

I'll buy her a pair from across the street.

Well, hurry up. Hurry.

Hey, you go put your coat on.

- Oh, it's getting awfully late. - A millionaire.

Oh, Marge, you just smeared my polish.

He'll appreciate you more if you keep him waiting.

I hope my date reads your message.

- Your date? - A blind one.

A friend of a friend from San Diego.

The other half has to live, too, you know?

There you go. Looking on the dark side again.

Who knows? He might be rich and handsome.

He did say on the phone he liked boats.

Maybe my date and your date can have a yacht race.

[doorbell rings]

He's here. What do we do?

Well, answer the door, I presume.

I'll go.

Holy cow. Such excitement over a few million dollars.

Pa!

Pa, you're not gonna cross-examine him, are you?

Well, what do you mean?

Well, I mean, ask him about his family

and-and his position, you know, everything?

[scoffs] I'm only interested in his character.

I understand he's kind of a playboy.

Don't be so quick to judge.

Pauline, would you go down and see if it's really him?

- Oh, pa, I can do it. Thanks. - Mm-hmm.

Oh, hi.

Is, um, the young lady at home?

Yes, of course. Won't you come in?

Oh, thank you.

You know, I, uh, feel as if I know you.

I've been using your oil for years.

- What? - Your oil.

Oil.

Oh, oh! I didn't know it showed.

Dodie, it's him!

- What's the name? - Pauline, her sister.

- Mm-- - I'm Marge, a personal friend.

- No, I-I meant what is-- - Dodie.

Oh, Dodie. Oh, that's cute. I like that.

Oh, I'm so glad.

Uh, won't you, uh, sit down?

Why, thank you.

- Uh, guess I'm early, huh? - No, she's always late.

Dodie!

Pauline, don't be crude.

Well, that's alright. Just let her be herself.

Are you saying I am crude?

What? Oh, no.

Uh, uh, say, would you like some Italian creams?

No, thank you.

Oh.

Go ahead, she'll never miss one.

No, thank you.

What? Oh.

Is she getting dressed up pretty fancy?

- Oh, no, she-- - Well, naturally.

It's not like when you're rich

and don't have to worry what you wear.

Does she worry about it 'cause you're poor?

Well, we're not as poor as all that.

Oh, I didn't mean it like an insult.

Besides, there's nothing wrong in being poor.

Lots of folks are poor.

Matter of fact, most folks are..

...poor.

Hello.

Well, hello.

[chuckles] I see you found the house alright.

No trouble, I hope?

No.

No.

No trouble at all.

- How are you? - Just perfect.

Yeah.

By the way, would you be interested

in a little yacht race?

Oh, Marge.

Maybe he doesn't feel like a yacht race.

Well, fine. Gotta go now.

She's got a date with a very wealthy yachtsman.

Pauline.

Nice to have met you.

Nice to have.. Mm.

Yeah.

- Bye, Marge, have a good time. - Yeah.

Bye.

He brought you some candy.

Oh, I think that's very nice.

Oh, uh, it's just a treat for the family.

Maybe you ought to just go.

Shall we?

- Oh, yeah. - Bye, Pauline.

Aren't we gonna drive?

Oh, uh, don't you like to walk?

- I love to. - Good.

I, I like to walk too.

I guess if you don't have to walk

then you won't have to walk.

Well, sometimes, even though you don't want to

maybe you have to, so we might as well want to.

But if you don't want to and you don't have to

then you just don't because you don't want to.

Yeah, well, we can always take a street car.

[chuckles]

Yeah, I like that dress.

- Mm, my mother made it. - Oh, really?

Mm-hmm. Oh, it's her hobby, you see.

Oh, in a way, I'm kind of sorry it is tonight.

Well, why?

Well, you went through so much trouble and all

and to tell you the truth, this week I ran a little short.

All I got is two dollars and ten cents.

[chuckles]

Um, wh-what do you mean?

Didn't you get off that big yacht?

What, Caronia? Yeah, I..

Hey, did you think I owned that?

- Well, you do, don't you? - Well, no, not exactly.

I was working on the engines. I'm a mechanic.

A..

- Ow! Hey, what was that for? - That's for lying to me.

Oh, now wait a minute, wait a minute.

Dodie, look, I didn't lie to ya.

Look, d-don't you wanna know my name?

- No. - Well, it's Pete.

Oh, I'm thrilled. Goodbye.

Oh, wait a minute, Dodie, look.

Wait, look. Dodie, please, honey.

I'm sorry about the whole thing.

That's all I can say.

Why don't we go out, anyway?

I'll tell you what?

I'll show you the greatest time you've ever had

on two bucks and a dime.

- Don't bother. - Wait, no.

- Hey, you like to dance? - It depends on with whom.

Yeah. I feel the same way about it. Come on.

- No, I.. - Oh, come on, Dodie, now..

Come on.

I didn't plan it this way at all.

Every day I read about girls marrying rich fellas.

Every day.

You've got one chance in a million.

Well, of course, the odds are against any two people

meeting each other.

There are two billion people in the world

and if a girl meets any fella, it's an accident.

Yeah. Maybe.

There's no reason why that accident can't be a rich fella

as well as the poor fella.

I'll tell you why that accident can't be a rich fella.

The rich don't move in the same circles.

- How are you, Pete? - Hey, Lou. What's new?

- What circles? - Your circles.

Why can't I move in their circles?

Hard to get into.

Very tight circles.

But it's in all of the books, in-in all of the magazines

and in all newspapers, and all the books..

[groans]

- Again? - Mnh-mnh.

It's just as natural for a girl to wanna make a good marriage

as it is for a fella to, you know, wanna get ahead.

Who will I marry? Where will I live?

And here it is.

- How many children will I have? - Hm.

[automated voice] 'A bustling household will be thine.'

'Because of children, you'll have...nine.'

Nine. Hey, how about that?

The rich get richer and the poor get children.

Nine, wow.

(Dodie) 'It's as though I were to say to you'

'don't be ambitious'

'don't plan for tomorrow, don't keep looking ahead.'

I don't.

- You don't? - Nope.

Fella starts worryin' about tomorrow..

There's just too much livin' today.

Well, I think you're very peculiar.

Maybe.

[upbeat music]

[indistinct chatter]

Didn't you tell me you liked boats?

But I do like boats. I'm in the navy.

I don't wanna hear about it. I don't wanna hear about it.

Hey, isn't that your friend?

- 'Marge!' - Whoop-de-do-de, Dodie.

Hi. Come on over.

Come on, admiral, meet the real thing.

- Hi. - Hi.

Anybody for a boat race?

Row boat?

What's so funny?

I guess my statistics are beginning to get to her.

Go ahead, tell her what you do.

Uh, his name is Pete. He's a mechanic.

A mechanic? What happened?

Right bait, wrong fella.

He doesn't even believe in money.

Well, now at least we can relax.

I want you to meet a very dear, dear friend of mine.

This is, um, um..

Oh, what's your last name?

- Kelsey. - Kelsey.

- What's your first name? - Sam.

- How do you do? - How are you?

This is Dodie and this is, uh, Pete.

- Hi, Dodie. - How do you do?

- How are you? - Oh, nice to meet you.

[indistinct chatter]

Why don't you all meet Sam Kelsey of San Diego?

No, not San Diego.

♪ I hail from Butte Montana ♪

♪ I come from Indiana ♪

♪ I'm from a flat in Parksley Square ♪

♪ Oh you're from there? ♪

♪ I was born on an ocean liner ♪

♪ Halfway from here to China ♪

♪ I guess she's not from anywhere ♪

♪ We don't care ♪

♪ I'm from a village near Loch Lomond ♪

♪ I have a home on Park Avenue ♪

♪ Yet you ♪

♪ My home's in Idaho it's Boise ♪

♪ I'm from New Jersey ♪

♪ We're from Purdue ♪

♪ Well raggedy-roo ♪

♪ I'm from the Scottish Island ♪

♪ I'm from the Virgin Island ♪

♪ I'm from a town near Halifax ♪

♪ I'm from the wrong side of the tracks ♪

♪ Where are you from? ♪ ♪ Brooklyn ♪

♪ Where are you from? ♪ ♪ Chicago ♪

♪ Hope you know ♪ ♪ Indiana ♪

♪ Where are you from? ♪

♪ St. Louis ♪ ♪ Fresno ♪

♪ Indiana ♪

♪ Where are you from? ♪

- Crazy Horse, Oklahoma. - Crazy Horse?

Well, I guess everybody has to come from some place.

Where are you from?

♪ Do you know ♪

♪ A little city called Balboa? ♪

♪ It's utopia ♪

♪ A California cornucopia ♪

What's a cornucopia?

♪ Sunnin' swimmin' ♪

♪ Boats across the harbor skimmin' ♪

♪ Yahee frozen ♪

♪ Or if you're in the mood just snoozin' ♪

♪ There are girls beyond comparin' ♪

♪ Two to every man ♪

♪ And they all seemed to be wearin' ♪

♪ Little more than a healthy tan ♪

♪ Oh you're the one ♪

♪ Happy little ol' bell the one ♪

♪ You'll want no one ♪

♪ After just a day in you would wanna stay in ♪

♪ Balboa Balboa babe Balboa Balboa babe ♪

♪ Balboa Balboa babe ♪

♪ Balboa Chicago Savannah Brooklyn ♪

♪ I don't care where you come from ♪

♪ Balboa ♪

♪ I don't care where you come from ♪

♪ Balboa ♪

- I'm from New Jersey. - I'm from Purdue.

♪ Do do do ♪

♪ Do do do ♪

[upbeat music]

[indistinct shouting]

- Go on in. - Ooh, it's cold.

Go ahead, Dodie.

[upbeat music]

[indistinct shouting]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]

♪ Balboa Balboa babe ♪

♪ Balboa Balboa babe ♪

♪ Balboa Balboa babe ♪

♪ Balboa babe ♪♪

[indistinct chatter]

Where did you say you were from?

Oh, Pete.

- So what's the answer? - The answer?

Just being satisfied with what you have. Is that it?

No, I guess the answer to get ahead alright

but without sluggin' all the time.

- Howdy, Pete? - Oh, hi, Sam.

- How's the gal? - Okay.

Any luck?

No, them crazy kids scared all the fish away.

- Do you know everybody? - No.

But if I did, I'd still try to get along with them.

I don't believe in every man for himself.

I get lonesome.

But you wanna get ahead, don't you?

Yes, I do, but not if it means lyin' and connivin'.

Cuttin' the other fella's throat.

Laughing at the boss' jokes.

A lot of things I like better.

Well, I still think you're wrong.

Why?

Well..

'Cause I've been going steady with a fellow named Buzz.

He works at Coast Realty.

And he is very ambitious.

He doesn't go around slugging people.

Mm-hmm.

Well, he doesn't, Pete.

He's a very nice fella.

He's gonna get ahead too.

Oh, yes.

In fact, I've even been considering marrying him even.

Maybe you ought to marry me instead.

You shouldn't say things like that.

Why not?

Well, we, we hardly even know each other.

Sometimes people know each other better in one night

than they do..

...two weeks.

See ya.

I've been looking for the right girl for a long time, Dodie.

How about you admit you're not too sure about this Buzz fellow?

Oh, it's not Buzz's fault.

It's, it's me.

You?

No, you're wonderful.

I don't want to discuss it any further.

Tell ya, I think I do know how I feel about you, Dodie.

I, I think I may even be in love with you.

You are?

I think so.

Well, when will you know?

Well, shouldn't be long now.

How are you going to find out?

[instrumental music]

♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪♪

Hey, hey, did you feel anything?

Yeah.

All funny inside.

Kind of a tingly feeling?

Yeah.

Just like I was floating on a..

...on a pink cloud.

You know what?

I think maybe we are in love.

You know what?

I think maybe you better kiss me again.

♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪♪

- Ah. - Oh, Dodie.

Dodie, will you marry me?

Unh-unh.

Why not?

Buzz?

You don't love him.

I do.

You know, in a way.

No.

There's no pink cloud with him.

Say yes, Dodie.

Well..

...I guess if you wanna consider yourself engaged to me, you..

...you can.

[chuckles] Oh, my goodness.

Will I see you tomorrow night?

Oh, I can't tomorrow night.

Why? Buzz?

Yeah, I..

I just couldn't.

I'll call on ya.

Goodnight, Pete.

Goodnight, Dodie.

Goodnight, Crazy Horse.

[chuckles] Crazy Horse.

[sighs]

[menacing voice] A bustling household will be thine.

Because of children, you'll have nine.

[instrumental music]

♪ I know my Brave is as brave as a Brave can be ♪

♪ They call him Crazy Horse the Cherokee ♪

♪ I don't mind scalps all over the place ♪

♪ I don't mind paint all over his face ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm just crazy about Crazy Horse you see ♪

♪ And Crazy Horse is crazy over me ♪

♪ When I first saw him dancin' at the powwow ♪

♪ I ran right up to him and hollered how wow ♪

♪ We've had a he or she Cherokee each year ♪

♪ And still the end is not in sight I fear ♪

♪ This thing I carry like a caboose ♪

♪ Is just my latest crazy papoose ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm just crazy about Crazy Horse you see ♪

♪ And Crazy Horse is crazy over me ♪

♪ One little two little three little Cherokees ♪

♪ Four little five little six little Cherokees ♪

♪ Seven little eight little nine little Cherokees ♪

♪ The quota so far is way over par ♪

♪ I don't even know who some of them are ♪

♪ Who are you? ♪

♪ My name is Big Chief Burden ♪

♪ Sky in the sky in the sky ♪

♪ Who are you? ♪ ♪ My name is Martin Yahoo ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo hoo-hoo-hoo hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Who are you? ♪

♪ My name is Be Stupid Fa-da-bep fa-da-bep fa-da-bep ♪

♪ Who are you? ♪ ♪ My name is Hole In The Head ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo hoo-hoo-hoo hoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ I'm like the little old woman ♪

♪ Who lived in a shoe ♪

♪ I've got so many papooses ♪

♪ I don't know what to do ♪

♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Who are you? ♪

♪ My name is Young Man Who Likes sassafras ♪

♪ By the glass by the glass ♪

♪ Who are you? ♪ ♪ My name's Snake In The Grass ♪

♪ Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? ♪

♪ What the four squaw gonna do? ♪

♪ Ugg ugg ugg ♪ ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ugg ugg ♪ ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ugg ugg ♪ ♪ Ugg ugg ♪

♪ Ugg ugg ♪ ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ugg ugg ♪ ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ Ugg ♪

♪ Who are you? ♪ ♪ Ugg ♪

♪ The tent is small and it's all full of dust and smoke ♪

♪ Each time I go inside I almost choke ♪

♪ I must confess I find a wigwam ♪

♪ The perfect place to stay away from ♪

♪ But I'm just crazy about Crazy Horse you see ♪

♪ And Crazy Horse is crazy over me ♪

♪ He works me like a dog that lazy slow buck ♪

♪ I think he thinks he married to the roe buck ♪

♪ Sometimes my heart nearly breaks when he makes me blue ♪

♪ And I should say go paddle your canoe ♪

♪ I dressed up in my prettiest rug and still ♪

♪ His only comment is ♪ ♪ Ugg ♪

♪ But I'm just crazy about Crazy Horse you see ♪

♪ And Crazy Horse is crazy Crazy Horse is crazy ♪

♪ Crazy Horse is crazy ♪

♪ Over me ♪♪

[sighs]

♪ Is he the one? ♪

♪ The very one? ♪♪

Pretty, pretty pair we are.

A mechanic and a sailor, ha!

- What's wrong with a mechanic? - Nothing.

You're the one who said you wanted to meet a millionaire.

What about you? All the talk about security

and what every young girl should know.

- A sailor. - Dodie.

Dodie, Dodie, Dodie.

For your information

the navy is security on a national scale.

Besides, I don't think he'll call me anymore.

Why? What happened?

Well, he got fresh.

I shouldn't have slapped him so hard.

Not while he was standing on the edge of the pier.

Hello, I'd like to cash a check. My name is Neil Patterson.

- Oh, of course, Mr. Patterson. - It's him.

- Yes, indeed. - It's really him.

Right over here, Mr. Patterson.

Care to try another pass?

- I couldn't, I'm engaged. - Huh!

That didn't stop you yesterday. Weren't you engaged yesterday?

Not like I am engaged today.

[keys clacking]

- Hi. - Howdy?

Anything particular you had in mind?

Me? No, just, uh..

I don't blame you for being cautious.

Buying a home is a big step.

[chuckles] For most people

it's the biggest single investment of their lives.

Yeah, well, that's fine, but, uh

guess I'm just not ready yet.

Oh, you're ready, friend. May I tell you, you are ready.

Anyone who appreciates the comforts

of modern living is ready.

Have you been out to see our Castles by the Sea development?

Your what?

Castles by the Sea development.

It's a steal at the amazingly low price

of $13,995 and 95 cents.

Well, I got, I got the 95 cents.

You don't need it. May I tell you, you don't need a penny.

- I don't? - Not a penny if you're a vet.

- Oh, Air Force. - Good.

- Uh, United States Air Force. - Huh?

Oh, yes. You know, with your vet's loan

your monthly payments will only be $79 and 18 cents.

Oh, I thought you said I wouldn't need a penny.

Well, not for the down payment

but you will be amortizing on a 30-year loan.

Oh, well, one thing I have got is time.

[chuckles]

Uh, I sure do like those windows.

- You like the windows? - Yeah.

Well, you know, I could put those windows on your house

for just a few pennies extra.

About how many extra pennies would you figure?

Well, for the windows, it would be, 7, 9, 18..

It'd be 85.22 a month.

- And that wraps it up? - That wraps it up.

Unless you want a garage.

Oh, is that extra too?

Well, yes, you see, you get the slab

for the garage in the original price

and also the rough grading for your driveway

and your front yard is all set, ready for planting.

You know, for just a little extra, we could lump it all in.

Probably just a few extra dollars a month.

- About 15. - Well, sure.

Bring it to about 101.

Hundred and one. That's the whole thing?

The whole thing absolutely.

Of course, there's the usual impounds, taxes and insurance.

Look, would you just give me the total, the grand total?

The grand.. You want the grand total?

Alright, I'll figure it out for you very quickly.

You'll be absolutely amazed.

Now you'll want light fixtures and screens and insulation--

- And I don't want a skimp. - No, there'll be no skimping.

You'll really be amazed at the price.

There it is, the grand total of $135 a month.

- For 30 years? - Mm-hmm.

Well, I agree with ya.

That's really amazing.

Sure, you pay it off like rent.

Yeah, uh, like $50,000 rent.

Well, you're not figuring amortization.

I'm figurin' if I don't buy this house

it's gonna save me $50,000.

[laughs] That's very amusing.

May I make a suggestion?

These things are selling like hot cakes.

Why don't we hop in my car, run out

and take a look at one?

- Oh, right now? - Sure. Why not?

It'll be an eye opener.

- Why, haven't you got a date? - Huh?

Uh, no. I mean, uh, haven't you got somethin'

more important you have to do?

Nothing is more important

than supplying you with proper housing.

Tell me, uh, do you have children?

- Uh, no. No, not yet. - Ah.

- You're a newlywed. - No.

- Engaged? - Yeah.

- Well, congratulations. - Thank you.

Now we don't wanna leave your fiancee out of this.

Let's pick her up and I'll drive you both out.

- Both of us? - Sure. Why not?

Oh, no, I, I don't think that's a very good idea.

Sure, it's a good idea. Listen, that's the way it's done.

After all, she's gonna be the lady of the house, isn't she?

I drive you both out, you both decide.

No, I'm afraid that might get a little too complicated.

Nonsense. You just hold on for a minute.

I'm gonna call up and cancel an appointment I have.

Then we'll take a spin out there. The three of us.

Oh, wait a minute. Please don't do that.

I-I wouldn't want to inconvenience you, please.

No. No inconvenience at all.

Uh, 3-3-2-1.

Really, no inconvenience at all.

Hello, Dodie. Uh, Dodie, darling

uh, about our date tonight, I've got to break it.

Yeah, something came up.

Yeah, I.. Hold on a minute.

Excuse me, is there another phone?

I'd like to call my girl too.

Sure, right over there on the desk.

Thank you.

Dodie, darling, I'm sorry about breaking the date

but I've got to show a house.

Yeah, well..

Look, it's a real hot prospect.

A young couple.

I've gotta keep my average up.

Oh, honey, don't be mad. I'll call you tomorrow night.

Yeah. Okay, honey. Alright. Goodnight.

[sighs]

Don't tell her where you're taking her.

Oh, no.

Hi, how are you?

Well, nothin', I just, uh, missed you.

Figured I'd give you a call.

What's new with you?

Oh, is that right?

Oh, well, look, why don't I come by and pick you up?

Oh, no, no, I just, uh, thought we might take a little drive.

Alright, darlin', I'll be over in a few minutes.

Okay, honey, goodbye.

All set?

- All set. - Good.

Oh, I don't wanna forget my flashlight.

You know something, your girl's gonna be really surprised

when she sees me.

Yeah.

So is your girl.

Castles by the Sea features luxury items

usually found only in custom-built houses.

It's right around the corner here.

Yeah, there it is.

[brakes screeching]

Are you sure this is the place?

Yeah, I'll be right out.

Uh..

Are you sure this is the house?

Yep. This is it.

[doorbell rings]

[sighs]

Hi.

Hello.

I thought you didn't own a car.

Oh, no, I don't.

But you said we were going for a drive.

We are.

Somebody else is gonna drive us to look at a house.

- 'A house?' - 'Yes.'

[gasps]

- That's Buzz. - Yeah, I know.

But that's the fellow I was telling you about.

The one I was going to..

You know.

Well, he talked himself into it, honey.

He's a very forceful fella.

Oh.

[sighs]

Fine thing. I turn my back and you're out with another guy.

Fine thing. Standing me up to chauffeur people around.

- Hmph! - Hmph!

- Huh? - Nothing.

(Pete) Oh.

Dodie tells me you two know each other.

Maybe we just think we know each other.

Humiliating him this way

you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Oh, I'm sorry, honey, but it was his idea.

Well, even so, it shows a very mean streak in your character.

Yeah, you're right. I gotta work on that.

[brakes screeching]

That wasn't very nice.

Hmph!

[chuckles]

This is it.

I don't know why you had to come all the way out here

to act this way.

Just doin' my job.

Every young couple needs good housing

and this is the best.

And it doesn't cost a cent.

Unless, of course, you wanna live in it.

In which case, all you have to do is fight in a major war

and sign a 30-year lease.

- Mortgage. - 'Oh, yeah.'

Mm, smell that salt air?

Yeah. That's amazing.

[sighs] We're just half a mile from the bay.

Oh, I see. That's what you mean

by, uh, convenient to transportation, huh?

That's right.

All you have to do is, uh

hop a freighter or flag a porpoise, huh?

[chuckles] Start trying.

- Huh? - Look around.

Take your time deciding.

We can't see a thing in the dark.

Well, he's told us everything there is to see.

Every house comes, uh

completely equipped with wall-to-wall floors.

[chuckles] You convulse me.

Hey, hey, wait a minute. Now you mean..

Exactly.

Hey, what are you doing?

Your friend does a lot of talking.

Let him talk you a ride home.

I knew this would happen to me.

You don't buy a house from that fella, he goes all to pieces.

I just knew it. I said to myself.

I said, "Dodie, before this evening's over

you'll be walking."

Oh, honey, I'm sorry I did what I did.

But I just wanted to be with ya.

I would have done anything.

(male #4) 'Help.'

- Hey, do you-- - 'Help.'

Do you hear something'?

Sounds like somebody yelling for help.

(male #4) 'Help.'

I think he's over there.

Ahoy there!

- 'Help.' - Oh, there he is.

Yes.

Alright, hold on, friend. We'll be right there.

Come on, boy. Come on.

Come on, you've got it. Come on.

[grunts]

That's it.

Is he alright?

M-much obliged.

Mr. Patterson.

Neil Patterson?

How far are we from shore?

- This is shore. - Huh?

- Oh, hi, Pete. - Hi.

Look, uh, I'll-I'll go hail a car.

You'll be alright till I get back?

Oh, sure, sure, no problem.

How about you, honey? You'll be alright?

Just perfect.

(Pete) Yeah.

My.

My sentiments exactly.

I suppose you're curious.

- Well, I was wondering. - Mm.

I had four..

Three, three or four martinis.

And one of my guests dared me to swim to the breakwater.

[sighs]

I got off course.

Well, I really don't know what to say, Mr. Patterson.

Yeah, well, as long as you don't call me an eccentric playboy.

Oh, oh, I wouldn't.

Why, I jumped into the bay myself only yesterday.

- No. - Right off the ferry.

[laughs]

Uh, with your clothes on?

Oh, except for shoes.

Well, it's marvelous.

I have found me a, a kindred spirit.

[both chuckle]

And I'm not doing a thing tomorrow night.

- Oh, is that so? - Not a thing.

Then why don't you be my guest?

- On your yacht? - Mm.

- Tomorrow night? - Mm.

Oh, Mr. Patterson, I..

...I really don't know what to say.

Uh, why don't you say yes?

- J-just as a starter. - 'Mr. Patterson!'

- Oh, why, yes. - 'Ahoy, Mr. Patterson!'

Uh, they're looking for me.

Ahoy, Caronia!

What about your boyfriend?

- Which one? - That's all I want to know.

(Dodie) 'Thank you so much.'

- 'Goodnight.' - 'Goodnight.'

Bye.

[humming]

Hey!

Oh, it's you.

I went back for you.

What happened?

And you said I'd never even meet him.

Okay, so you met him. That don't mean anything.

Why, it means everything.

Tomorrow night I have a date with Mr. Neil Patterson, Jr.

to dine aboard his palatial yacht, the Caronia.

Nice work.

So you better go and revise your statistics.

Goodnight.

Do you think we'll be home by twelve o'clock?

What happens at 12:00? Do you turn into a pumpkin?

Oh, no, but, uh, you should be over by twelve o'clock.

Your birthday party.

I beg your pardon.

Your Jenny Fromke's birthday party.

That's where I told my mother I was going.

Oh, well, let's drink to Jenny Fromke.

May she have many more parties and may this one last all night.

What?

Well, do you believe

that two people can learn to love each other?

Easy as pie.

What makes you ask?

Oh, nothing.

[chuckles]

Some people know each other better in one night

than they do in two weeks.

Mm?

- I said some people know-- - Well, I'll drink to that.

You can find more things to drink to.

[chuckles]

[speaking in French]

What?

Oh,oui.

I had two years of French in high school.

- You did? -Oui.

Hm.

[speaking in French]

Shouldn't we be turning around?

Hmm?

Oh.

- How is that? - No, I mean the boat.

No. Oh, well, we haven't, we haven't gotten there yet.

Haven't gotten where?

Well, uh, in another hour

we'll be cruising off the coast of Mexico.

- Mexico? -Si, Mexico.

Ah,hasta la vista.

[laughs]

Two years of high school Spanish?

Oh, no, I just picked it up here and there.

-Muchas gracias.■ - Uh, you're welcome.

What?

Oh, that's English. It means you're welcome.

Are you making fun of me?

[chuckles] No, not really.

You're much too wonderful and..

...and I'm having too good a time.

[chuckles]

Liqueur?

- Ah. - Oh, you'll like it.

I'm very proud of this.

- Why, did you make it yourself? - No.

No, I just drink it.

It's one of the finest in the world.

But you spend a lot more than $2 and 10 cents for it.

Mm, well, it is rather expensive.

You know, that's what I like about you.

Every day is payday.

[chuckles]

Hey, not so fast.

You shouldn't have done that.

[coughs]

'I'll get you some water.'

[gasping]

Here, drink it. Drink it! Go ahead!

[coughs]

[gasps]

Oh, my goodness.

[clears throat]

You should, you should drink liqueur more slowly.

Well, I will next time.

I'm, I'm glad

you feel that there, there will be a next time.

That's the way I want you to feel.

Oh, well, I don't feel any way.

I-I mean, I-I don't know what way I feel

so I don't see how you can be glad how I feel.

Well, I'm, I'm glad, anyway.

Dodie, you're beautiful.

Oh, no, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

Only when I'm dressed up like this.

You should see me sometimes. Oh!

Oh, I'd like to, lots of times.

Oh, no, I mean, just when I'm lobbin' around the house.

Mr. Patterson? Ma!

Dodie!

Look, there's a, there's a time and place

for jumping off boats and this isn't it.

- How can I be sure? - I'm telling you.

Well, I'm telling you, turn this thing around and take me home.

After Jenny From, Fromke?

With all this trouble?

Now, look, Dodie

I-I'm sorry if I offended you.

Uh, from this moment on, I'll be a perfect gentleman.

No, honor bright.

The rest of the evening on your terms.

Look, we can put in at San Diego.

Tijuana beckons. How 'bout it?

Hasta la vista?

Hasta la vista.

[laughs]

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

[speaking in Spanish]

You alright?

Oh, just fine. I never had so much fun.

Dodie, you're delightful.

When you're having fun, you really enjoy it.

- Well, doesn't everybody? - Well, hardly anybody I know.

Well, that's peculiar.

- And you know what? - What?

I'm not even married.

[laughs]

[speaking in Spanish]

...are for pictures, not for rides.

Mi amigo,these money are for ride, not for picture.

[speaking in Spanish]

[speaking in Spanish]

Be right with you,senor.

You wanna take a picture?

Ha, the jail is nice.

Haven't had so much fun since I got pushed off a pier in Balboa.

I never thought you'd call me after that.

I had to. I couldn't come down to Tijuana alone.

Oh, you probably could have called lots of girls.

I did, they were busy.

Smile.

[speaking in Spanish]

Mama, please.

[speaking in Spanish]

[speaking in Spanish]

What?

[speaking in Spanish]

Hasta la vista.

-Hasta la vista.■ -Hasta la vista, oui.

Si, senor.

I think he's kind of cute.

He probably would be in a, in a bullring.

You know what he wanted to know?

- No. What? - He had--

Oh, sure, sure. We will have the whole tray, huh?

- For me? - For you.

Oh, aren't you nice?

He wanted to know if you were spoken for.

- Does that smell good? - Are you spoken for?

Yes, twice.

- No. - Yes.

By two different fellers.

Oh, you're a lucky girl.

But I'm not married yet.

I am a lucky guy.

But if you must know the truth, I didn't call any other girls.

- You didn't? - I thought of callin' 'em.

That's what I thought until I thought of you.

Then I thought I better not get serious.

Then I thought I had to call you anyhow

'cause I couldn't think of any other girl

when I was thinkin' of you.

I think I'm gonna cry.

- Oh, for Pete's sake! - Okay, okay. I won't.

Now don't get the idea I'm serious.

Not serious? Oh, I get it.

I'm just a poor man's play toy.

Sombrero for thesenorita?

Oh, why not? I can have anything I want.

- Can't I? -Oui.■

Um, I'll take that one.

- No, no, no. How much is it? - $1.50.

Oh, that's too much.

- $1.45. - Here, here.

-Gracias, senor.■ - Oh, alright.

- Wh-what's wrong here? - Come on. Pull!

- 'Marge!' -Como estas?

What are you doing down here?

Hey, you little..

Your mom told me you were at Jenny Fromke's party.

Ah, meet Jenny Fromke.

Oh, well, I, I'm, I'm charmed.

I mean, my word, this is another end of charming.

Oh, likewise, likewise.

- There you are. - Sam!

Hi, Dodie. Hey, what happened?

- Sam? - He called me.

But don't get the idea he's serious. You know what I mean?

Uh, Sam, this is the gentleman I was telling you about.

Mr. Neil Patterson, Jr.

- Hello, Sam. - Hi, Junior.

Say, how'd you like to have a boat race?

Give me the lowdown, quick.

Well, I, I, I-I pulled him out of the bay

and he'd had all of these martinis.

What did you use for bait, Alka-Seltzer?

Man, look at that pair of rainbows.

'I wouldn't mind dabbling those colors.'

Yeah, brings up the Picasso in me too.

[instrumental music]

- Dig this. - Huh, Ivy League.

- Ridiculous. - Who's his exterior decorator?

I don't know, but I wouldn't be caught dead

in that outfit in a paint factory.

[instrumental music]

♪ Americano got gift of gab ♪

♪ Americano is rich and mighty cute ♪

♪ But the American clothes are drab ♪

♪ Who want men in gray flannel suit? ♪

[speaking in Spanish]

♪ Mexican take life slow ♪

♪ Mexican not work day and night ♪

♪ Maybe not make much dough ♪

♪ But Mexican clothes are nice and bright ♪

♪ He wears a shirt of watermelon red ♪

♪ A little caballero ♪

♪ He totes a silver gun and on his head ♪

♪ He wears a pink sombrero ♪

[indistinct singing]

♪ He looks a real vaquero ♪

♪ Everybody stares when my lover wears ♪

♪ All the colors of the rainbow ♪

♪ He is crazy but couldn't live without ♪

♪ All the colors of the rainbow ♪

♪Ole ole ole♪

♪Arriba arriba arriba♪

♪ Americano lovely to view ♪

♪ Americano sexy we must confess ♪

♪ But the American clothes are pew ♪

♪ Who walked out in black paisley dress? ♪

[speaking in Spanish]

♪ Mexican not so thin ♪

♪ Like her sister American ♪

♪ But the Mexican feminine ♪

♪ And the Mexican clothes ♪

♪ Oh man oh man ♪

♪ She wears a pink and purple petticoat ♪

♪ My little senorita ♪

♪ And with the white hibiscus in her hair ♪

♪ Nobody could be sweeter ♪

♪ If you could see her in her scarlet gown ♪

♪ You'll break your neck to meet her ♪

♪ Everybody stares when my lover wears ♪

♪ All the colors of the rainbow ♪

♪ We are crazy but couldn't live without ♪

♪ All the colors of the rainbow ♪

[instrumental music]

(all) Ole!

Ole!

Ole! Ole! Ole!

Ole!

Ole!

Ole!

[scatting]

[instrumental music]

[scatting]

[speaking in Spanish]

[indistinct chatter]

[instrumental music]

[all cheering]

(Dodie) 'That's what I like about you.'

You send your yacht home by chauffeur

and you can take a caxi tab--

Taxi cab.

Taxi cab ride to any place you wanna go.

When can I do things like that?

You can.

You, you are doing it.

That's right.

[laughs]

Oh.

You got any money?

Ah, how much do you want?

Two bucks and a dime.

Two bucks..

...and a dime.

Well, hmph. You gave me a nickel too much.

Thank you.

Look at me.

Look at me, I'm throwing money away.

And I'm having the best time of my life on $2 and 10 cents.

[chuckles]

[sighs]

- Can I ask if you are married? - Uh-huh.

What did you say?

"No. Will you marry me?"

What?

That's what I said. "Will you marry me?"

- No kiddin'. - Mm.

What did I say?

You said, I might consider myself engaged.

To me?

Mm, of course. Sure.

- No kiddin'? - Uh-huh.

[laughs]

Boy.

Oh.

Uh-oh. What time is it?

About four o'clock.

Oh.

Well, that's good.

'Cause I don't have to be home until 12:00, you know.

Mm.

[sighs]

[car honking]

[ship horn blaring]

[yawns]

[ship horn blaring]

What's the matter? What?

That's the naval queue out for some early fish.

Look at that.

[groans]

(Neil) 'Dodie.'

[whistles]

- Dodie. - Yes.

Come on.

Come on, come on, we're home.

- Oh! - Shh, shh.

He's asleep, he's asleep. Shh.

Shh.

[horn honking]

Shh.

'Come on, come on, come on. Oh, come on.'

Shh, shh, shh. Oh, wait. Just a minute.

[laughing]

(Neil) Dodie, come on.

No, I want you.. You put it on. You put it on.

- Oh, here we go. - Wait, wait, wait.

♪ All the colors of the rainbow ♪♪

Shh. Shh.

[indistinct chatter]

[scatting]

(Dodie) 'That's not a Mexican song at all.'

(Neil) 'She's a Mexican girl.'

- 'Uh-oh!' - 'What's the matter?'

What's the idea of comin' around makin' a scene?

Dodie, who is this guy?

Oh, Buzz, meet Neil.

- Neil? - Patterson Jr.

Neil, meet Pete.

Pete, meet Buzz. Hi, Buzz.

I'll take care of him later.

First, tell this joker who you're engaged to.

- Him. - Him?

Him?

But what about me?

Oh, I'm engaged to you too.

You mean you're engaged to both of us?

I'm engaged to all three of you.

But you can't be.

Why not?

Y'all asked me.

Dodie honey, you-you're not supposed to accept

more than one at a time.

But which one?

You're all so wonderful.

Let me talk to you alone for a moment, Dodie.

Nah. None of that.

You don't have to raise your voice.

I haven't said a word.

Why not? What makes you think you're all set?

You might have told me.

Well, I really can't see what makes it sowrong-er

being engaged to three fellows than being engaged to two.

Dodie, you just met these two guys.

Hey, leave her alone.

L-let her make up her own mind.

That's just what I say.

Let her make up her own mind.

- Dodie, I-- - Ah, let her alone.

- Well? - Shh.

[chuckles]

- Well-- - Shh.

Hasta la vista!Shh.

Dodie, I-I think maybe you should go to bed.

But I haven't decided which one of you, who was--

Yes, alright. Yes.

Dodie, he's right. Come on, sleep on it.

Up, up, up, up.

- But I gotta make up-- - Do it later. Later.

Come on, up. One, two, up!

Good girl. Up.

Oh, my goodness.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Shh.

[chuckles]

Glad to meet you, Mr. Patterson.

Sure, Buzz.

What time are you supposed to have breakfast?

- Sunday morning. - Usually about 9:00.

See you around.

(Pete) Best time you ever had on two bucks and a dime.

(Buzz) You'll never regret it, Dodie.

I'll sell a million houses for you.

(Neil) You're much too wonderful and, and I'm having too good a time.

(Pete) Marry me, Dodie. We'll live for today.

(Neil) Marry me. Oui?

(Buzz) But you're engaged to me.

- To me. - To me!

Oh, isn't it exciting?

I remember when Dodie's father was courting me

I had the same trouble.

Drink your milk. I couldn't make up my mind.

You had more trouble. You couldn't make up my mind.

I know which one I'd choose.

- Much obliged. - Thank you.

I-if you want my opinion--

I thought we were gonna let Dodie do the pickin'.

I just wanted to profit by my mistakes.

(pa) 'Oh, is that so?'

I mean, I'm lucky I married you instead of Mort Treeby.

Mort made his second wife work in the store.

And by the way, he murdered his first wife.

Yes, that too.

[footsteps approaching]

In a moment, the verdict.

But first, a word from our sponsor.

Pauline, it's not a joking matter.

But it is exciting.

- Morning. - 'Hi. Good morning.'

Holy cow. Which one?

- Mother. - Pauline!

Well, which one?

Buzz..

...you're really a wonderful fella

and any girl would be very lucky to get you.

It's because you're such a wonderful fella, I..

...I hadn't realized sooner that we weren't right for each other.

And I'm very sorry.

Pete..

...you're the most interesting

and friendly person I've ever met.

And in your way

you're probably as successful as anyone in the world

in your way.

But it's your way and not my way.

I am sorry.

Neil, we don't move in the same circles..

...but you're what I've always dreamed about

and I'm sure we could bridge the gulf some way.

So if you still want me

I'd be very happy to become Mrs. Neil Patterson, Jr.

Oh, Dodie.

Oh, my little girl.

See? That's somethin'.

- Congratulations, Dodie. - Pa. Pauline.

Darling, let's not wait.

We'll get married and sail for Hawaii.

- Right away? - Well, sure.

What about a license?

Well, the captain he'd marry us onboard ship.

How does that sound?

Well, I think it's exciting.

- How about a can of beer? - Good.

(pa) Sorry we can't sail with you for the wedding.

[indistinct chatter]

Take good care of her, my boy. She's all we've got.

Oh, except Pauline.

Another three years and Pauline will really surprise you.

Puberty, you know?

Don't make a big thing out of it.

Just say yes or no, that's all.

Yes or no?

Oh, yes.

[ship horn blaring]

Captain's compliments. We're ready to sail, sir.

Thank you.

- Goodbye, ma. - Bless you, honey.

Now don't you cry. Remember what you said?

- Bye, Neil. - Bye, mother.

- Have a nice trip. -Au revoir.

- 'Goodbye, Marge.' - 'Goodbye, Dodie.'

- Take care of yourself now. - I will.

And don't forget to write to your mother.

- I will. - Bye.

- Bye. - Dodie!

Yes, Marge?

Oh, uh, I'll write to you, Dodie.

- Oh, and I'll write to you too. - Aww. Bye, Dodie.

- Neil, take care of Dodie. - I will.

- Goodbye, Sam. - Bye, Dodie.

- Bye, Sam. - So long, Neil.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

I guess the best man won.

By the way, when you and the bride are in the market

for some local real estate, why, look me up.

I can sell anything you can buy.

[chuckles]

- Bye, Dodie. - Goodbye, Buzz.

Have a nice trip.

Oops.

Bye.

Goodbye, darling.

I, uh, I checked that oil filter.

- You're all set. - Thanks, Pete.

Congratulations.

Bye, Dodie.

Goodbye, Pete.

♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ohh ♪♪

Come on, Pete. Let's go.

I'm sorry, Neil, I..

I just can't go through with it.

It really wouldn't be fair to you.

Bye.

- Hey, she's leaving. - Dodie!

Wait, Pete!

♪ I know now what I want ♪

♪ What I've been longing for ♪

♪ Confused I was and immature ♪

♪ Confused I was ♪

♪ But now I'm sure ♪

♪ Just who it is ♪

♪ And what it is ♪

♪ I'm ♪

♪ Waiting ♪

♪ For ♪♪

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