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The Carmichael Show is taped in
front of a live studio audience.
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Maxine... can you believe Whole Foods
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tried to get me to buy a reusable bag?
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Why's everybody pretending to care
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about the environment right now?
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You cannot realistically
care about the future
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of your great-great-grandchildren.
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(sighs) Look, Jerrod, my dad
is in town for only 48 hours.
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So, just dinner tonight,
graduation tomorrow, that's it.
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So, I just really want this to go well.
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He has unreasonably high standards.
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So why am I looking at a bottle
of wine with a screw off top?
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Because screw tops are in right now.
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Don't you listen to NPR?
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I just want my dad to like you.
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Don't worry. Just relax.
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He's gonna like me.
He's gonna love me, actually.
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You know, I can charm rich
people really easily,
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'cause all you got to do is
bring up the play Hamilton.
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Seriously,
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rich people love that. I don't know
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if the Illuminati is real,
but if so, "Hamilton"
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is definitely the password
to get into their meetings.
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Look, I think it's gonna take
a little bit more than Hamilton
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to impress my dad.
He is impossible to please.
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You know, all through
school I got straight A's
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until the tenth grade...
I got my first B
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- and he took away my car for a month.
- Whoa, whoa.
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You had a car in tenth grade?
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- It was used.
- Okay,
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make and model, right now. And
I'm making eye contact with you,
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so don't lie to me.
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It was a BMW 325.
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- You were such an abused child, Maxine.
- (knocking)
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Oh, my God,
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they should make a sequel to Precious
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based off your life.
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We should tell Syrian
refugees your story
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so they won't want to
come here anymore.
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Okay, just open the door.
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Okay, one more.
You're the American Malala.
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Maxine, is your rich daddy here yet?
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- How are you, sweetie?
- Uh...
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I want to ask him how much money
he got, 'cause I'm curious.
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- Don't do that.
- No, I'm gonna do it.
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No, no. As a reminder,
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rich people don't like being
called rich to their face.
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That's why we came up with
the term upper middle class.
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(chuckles) Now, Maxine, we know
that your dad is gonna probably
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give you a big, fancy graduation gift.
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But we didn't want to
compete with that,
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so I decided to give you
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three sincere hugs.
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Here's the first one.
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Oh.
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Oh, God, that feels so good.
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Ooh! Yes, I know.
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That's why I don't go around
just giving those things out.
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That was from me, too.
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Hey, y'all.
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We are ready for our free steak dinner.
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Again, Bobby, the dinner's not free.
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I'm paying for it.
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Well, Jerrod, look, just a heads-up.
I'm gonna
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do that thing where I go grab my
wallet and say, "Oh, man, no...
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you got it last time. Allow me."
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But just know that's
just a empty gesture
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I do in front of company.
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Do not take me up on that offer.
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So, I know Jerrod said that
we can't ask how much money
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your rich daddy got,
but, um, what does he do?
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Uh, he's in commercial real estate.
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Commercial real estate?
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Ooh, la, la.
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Wait, is your mom coming, Maxine?
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Well, if my memory serves me correctly,
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Maxine's mom is bogged down
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in booze and-and pills
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and refuses to be in a
room with Maxine's dad
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since the divorce.
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Did I get it right?
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Is that's why she's not here?
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Did I get it right?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Hey, honey, good memory.
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Yeah, that multi-vitamin
is just paying for itself.
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Okay, um, I'm gonna go
finish getting ready.
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But don't let that stop you
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from talking about my
dysfunctional family.
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Okay.
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You know, her cousin is
in jail on a hit and run.
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Look... Look, all right?
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This dinner is really
important to Maxine,
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so when we get to the
restaurant don't talk about
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how expensive the menu is,
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and nobody's gonna split
a steak to save money,
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and nobody is gonna order a
red wine with Coke in it.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Look here, Jerrod,
it's called a Calimocho
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and they drink it in Spain.
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Yeah.
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You think you better than
the Spanish, Jerrod? Huh?
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Yes.
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I don't like this special effort
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we're having to give this
man just because he's rich.
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Well, of course rich people
get special treatment.
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They earned it. Shoot, if I'm driving
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and somebody cuts me off
in traffic in a Mercedes,
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I don't even get mad.
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I just say to myself
that is a Mercedes man
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and he's probably got
Mercedes things to do.
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Go on with your day.
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But, now...
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say you cut me off in
traffic driving a Civic,
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well, I'm gonna lay on
the horn, and I will
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threaten you with some violence.
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Why you going in a hurry
in your damn Civic?!
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You ain't got no place to be.
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(knocking)
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Oh, he's here.
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Oh, I'm gonna say
"charmed" when I meet him.
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Rich people love to say "charmed"
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when they greet each other.
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(chuckles) Hi, Dad.
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Charmed.
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Oh, it's so good to see you.
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I'm sorry I'm a little late.
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They tried to force a Prius
on me at the car rental place.
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If I wanted a golf cart,
I would've asked for one.
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Oh, that's okay. Uh, this
is my boyfriend, Jerrod.
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Hey.
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- You're white.
- Uh...
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Yeah. Yeah, I really lucked out there.
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Now, Maxine, I've been making
jokes about your daddy
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all this time 'cause I figured
he was the black one.
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You never hear about white
men marrying black women,
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except for, um...
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that Robert De Niro and Ebert.
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George Lucas.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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Wait, do you have to
have a billion dollars
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to be white and marry a black woman?
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- Oh, my God.
- Okay, Mr. North,
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Hamilton... let's talk about it.
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Hamilton, the, uh, play?
That's an odd thing
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- to just randomly bring up.
- Yeah, yeah, but you saw it, right?
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What did you think? You like it?
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It was the most incredible
experience of my life.
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I sat right next to
Josh Groban all night
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as tears went down his face.
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See, Maxine?
Everything's gonna be great.
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(can cracks open)
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Maxine's dad,
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can I interest you in a Calimocho?
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?
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?
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So, uh, Grant.
Commercial real estate, huh?
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That's right.
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I'm in the moving business,
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so there's a little bit of
crossover there, you know.
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(clears throat) See, I move
furniture into buildings,
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and you sell those buildings.
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So, how much money you really got?
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Dad! No.
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Cynthia, uh, Maxine has
told me a lot about you.
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Has she?
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Well, I have plenty to
say about her, too.
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- Um... uh, Dad, do you want some wine?
- Sure.
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Grant, tell us something
embarrassing about Maxine
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so we can tease her.
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Well, let's see.
Uh, when she was young she, uh,
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sucked her thumb. Only way
we could get her to stop
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was to tell her someone
was gonna cut it off
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with big, sharp scissors. (chuckles)
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You know, like...
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in the... the nursery rhyme.
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What the hell nursery rhyme is that?
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It's German. They used to read
it to us in the foster home.
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I like you.
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Yeah, the Germans really know
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how to get a point across, huh?
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Maxine, listen, I-I can't
wait until tomorrow
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to give you your graduation gift.
You got to open it now.
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Is it a ticket to go around the world?
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'Cause I'd love to see Maxine
take a trip around the world.
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Wait, you got me a job interview?
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To be the psychologist at a
prestigious private school
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in Charlotte. It's a good
job for a starter city.
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Truth be told, the interview's
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just a formality. The job
is already yours, honey.
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- Congratulations.
- Oh...
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- Happy graduation.
- Uh, well,
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I appreciate what you're
trying to do here, Dad,
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but, um, I already have a job lined up.
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I'm gonna be a county social worker.
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Ugh, county?
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GRANT: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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that-that sounds like
community service.
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Did you get a DUI?
Why didn't you call me?
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You know I can get those things erased.
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Uh, thank you, but I-I'm
gonna be a social worker.
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Maxine, now, I'm sure there
were a lot of people
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who were way more qualified than you
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that your daddy had to
bump out of the way
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in order for you to get this job.
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And I think it's a little
inconsiderate for you
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not to step on they heads
on your way up to the top.
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Well, that's not the job that I want.
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Hon, I didn't pay for
seven years of college
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for you to go into social work.
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Maxine, you went to college for
seven years just to explain
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how to use a EBT card
to single mothers?
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It's just like a debit card.
It's not that hard.
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Whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on.
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Just because Maxine is taking
a potentially dangerous job
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with the county and passing
up on a maybe lucrative job
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that's high-paying... is it...
It is high-paying, right?
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Well, it starts at $70,000.
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Starts? Good gracious.
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Uh, just because she's
turning that down
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doesn't mean it's a bad decision.
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I support you, Maxine, no matter what.
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You know, one of the hardest
things a parent has to do
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is to smile as they
watch their children
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make terrible mistakes.
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Go ahead,
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smile.
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You're not smiling.
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I'm sorry, but is your family
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gonna comment on everything we say?
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No, we're just gonna sit here
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and politely mind our own business.
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Look, Dad, thank you
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so much for paying for my education.
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But just because I'm grateful
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doesn't mean I owe you.
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Oh, yes, you do.
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You are an investment, okay?
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I spent time and money on you.
I expect you to capitalize
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on the opportunities I provide.
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It's called love, sweetheart.
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Dad, I don't just want to help
rich private school kids.
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I want to help people
in the real world.
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You don't live in the real world.
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You live in a protected bubble
that I created for you.
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I'm gonna be very disappointed
if you turn this job down.
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Why does your love always
have to have conditions?
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Conditional love is what
drives people to succeed.
250
00:10:37,005 --> 00:10:38,706
Why do you think I'm a success?
251
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It's because my father withheld
252
00:10:41,196 --> 00:10:42,563
as much love as humanly possible.
253
00:10:42,604 --> 00:10:43,938
I had to earn it.
254
00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:46,212
Do you think I would have
bought that bastard a house
255
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:49,782
if he just loved me no matter what?
256
00:10:49,887 --> 00:10:52,422
Well, the Carmichaels love
their sons unconditionally.
257
00:10:52,497 --> 00:10:54,997
Well, hold on, now, hold on.
258
00:10:56,138 --> 00:10:58,273
I think Grant is onto something here.
259
00:10:58,337 --> 00:11:01,106
Boys, you're both unlovable... now,
go out and make a bunch of money
260
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and buy me a big house.
261
00:11:03,522 --> 00:11:04,657
GRANT: How do you intend
262
00:11:04,692 --> 00:11:06,693
to earn a living as a social worker?
263
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,721
Not everything is about money.
264
00:11:08,780 --> 00:11:10,147
Well, that's easy for you to say
265
00:11:10,188 --> 00:11:12,131
when I've been paying your
bills your whole life.
266
00:11:12,189 --> 00:11:14,148
Maybe it's time for that to stop.
267
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,941
Let you and your live-in boyfriend
268
00:11:15,993 --> 00:11:17,793
figure out what the real world costs.
269
00:11:17,847 --> 00:11:19,581
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
270
00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:21,968
Hey, now, you-you know
what I think, Grant?
271
00:11:22,038 --> 00:11:23,238
I think that we're
saying a lot of things
272
00:11:23,275 --> 00:11:24,943
we don't mean because we're hungry.
273
00:11:24,993 --> 00:11:26,393
Let's just go to the restaurant,
274
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:27,796
get a couple steaks in that belly,
275
00:11:27,837 --> 00:11:29,537
then we'll decide who
pays what bill later.
276
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:30,763
You know what, Dad?
277
00:11:30,798 --> 00:11:33,800
Keep your money.
I'm making my own decisions now,
278
00:11:33,890 --> 00:11:36,992
and I don't need you and your
judgment hanging over my head.
279
00:11:37,084 --> 00:11:40,553
Really? So then I guess you
won't need this, right?
280
00:11:40,657 --> 00:11:42,558
This is a $10,000 check
281
00:11:42,615 --> 00:11:44,416
for your final school payment.
282
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,871
Now, I get that you
want to be independent,
283
00:11:46,943 --> 00:11:49,076
but you are not ready.
284
00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:52,976
No.
285
00:11:53,023 --> 00:11:54,557
I'm ready.
286
00:11:54,603 --> 00:11:55,936
(gasping)
287
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:58,577
Oh. I wasn't ready.
288
00:12:00,544 --> 00:12:02,346
And you know what,
289
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,281
if you're not gonna support
me and my decisions,
290
00:12:04,338 --> 00:12:06,339
I don't see any reason
for you to even be here.
291
00:12:06,399 --> 00:12:08,453
Really? Well, then I...
292
00:12:08,514 --> 00:12:11,216
guess there's not
anything else to talk about.
293
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:12,963
I guess not.
294
00:12:14,731 --> 00:12:16,665
(sighs heavily)
295
00:12:22,769 --> 00:12:25,938
Good luck on your graduation tomorrow.
296
00:12:28,093 --> 00:12:29,660
Come here, sweetie.
297
00:12:31,837 --> 00:12:33,838
Oh, come on.
298
00:12:38,811 --> 00:12:41,579
Only one more to go.
299
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,403
I can't believe I tore
up a $10,000 check.
300
00:12:49,504 --> 00:12:51,485
And that I stood up to my dad.
301
00:12:51,544 --> 00:12:55,313
Yeah, that was, uh...
that was something, Maxine.
302
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,060
What?
303
00:12:57,109 --> 00:13:00,311
What's so bad about being a
therapist at a private school?
304
00:13:00,406 --> 00:13:01,573
I mean, think about, like,
305
00:13:01,609 --> 00:13:03,477
all the rich people
that need help, too.
306
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,600
Think about Kim Kardashian, Khloe,
307
00:13:05,662 --> 00:13:07,563
uh, K... uh,
308
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,554
Kourtney...
309
00:13:08,582 --> 00:13:09,748
Rob.
310
00:13:09,784 --> 00:13:11,552
Then you move on to your Jenners...
311
00:13:11,605 --> 00:13:13,305
you got your Kylies, your Kendalls...
312
00:13:13,356 --> 00:13:15,059
- Actually, Kendall's fine.
- You're right,
313
00:13:15,110 --> 00:13:16,976
Kendall is fine.
314
00:13:17,032 --> 00:13:19,700
Look, I know that this is hard...
315
00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:22,649
but I'm 28 years old and I
have never made one decision
316
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,969
without worrying about
what my dad thinks.
317
00:13:25,036 --> 00:13:27,271
And it feels kind of amazing.
318
00:13:27,338 --> 00:13:29,772
Yes, all of that. But also,
319
00:13:29,844 --> 00:13:32,613
I don't have an extra $10,000.
320
00:13:32,696 --> 00:13:34,463
Well, I don't expect
you to pay for this.
321
00:13:34,516 --> 00:13:36,818
I'm-I'm gonna get, like, a night job.
322
00:13:36,887 --> 00:13:40,156
Maxine, if a night job could
get you a quick ten grand,
323
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,553
then the whole one percent
324
00:13:41,593 --> 00:13:44,994
would be made up entirely
of Waffle House employees.
325
00:13:46,161 --> 00:13:48,529
Yeah, I could work at Waffle House.
326
00:13:49,664 --> 00:13:51,566
I mean, I'm... I'm pleasant.
327
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,257
And I, uh...
328
00:13:53,306 --> 00:13:55,089
and I could wear my hair
up in a little knot,
329
00:13:55,143 --> 00:13:56,695
and I can call people "hon."
330
00:13:56,742 --> 00:13:59,877
Yeah, you know, I'm gonna go
check their job listings.
331
00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:03,038
Maxine, it'll never work...
your teeth are too nice.
332
00:14:04,194 --> 00:14:06,295
(knocking)
333
00:14:09,347 --> 00:14:11,950
Oh, my God, Grant, thank God
you're back in our lives.
334
00:14:12,027 --> 00:14:13,194
I'm gonna go get Maxine.
335
00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:14,830
No, no, no, no. I-I really wanted
336
00:14:14,878 --> 00:14:16,412
to talk to you for a second.
337
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:18,726
Would you mind stepping
out in the hall with me?
338
00:14:18,794 --> 00:14:20,360
Okay.
339
00:14:23,052 --> 00:14:24,454
(sighs)
340
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,464
Look, you-you seem like
a logical young man.
341
00:14:26,523 --> 00:14:28,725
You guys clearly need the money.
342
00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:30,590
Yeah, yeah, but we'll
find a way, Grant.
343
00:14:30,645 --> 00:14:33,280
How? Seriously, you have no means,
344
00:14:33,358 --> 00:14:35,960
you didn't go to college,
you live in an apartment...
345
00:14:36,038 --> 00:14:39,973
whatever money you do have is
clearly going to your shoes.
346
00:14:46,239 --> 00:14:47,000
Thank you.
347
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,435
Yeah. So...
348
00:14:49,507 --> 00:14:50,874
here's what I want to do.
349
00:14:50,916 --> 00:14:52,583
I'm gonna make you out a check,
350
00:14:52,633 --> 00:14:54,601
and you cover that bill for Maxine,
351
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,728
because right now she's
just being so stubborn
352
00:14:56,790 --> 00:14:59,491
that she doesn't know what
I'm doing is for the best.
353
00:14:59,572 --> 00:15:01,155
But look, Maxine's made it pretty clear
354
00:15:01,202 --> 00:15:02,821
that we can't take the money.
355
00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:05,037
She's made her decision,
and I support her.
356
00:15:05,102 --> 00:15:06,736
Okay, Jerrod,
357
00:15:06,785 --> 00:15:09,954
but when you realize that that
high horse that you're riding
358
00:15:10,049 --> 00:15:12,684
doesn't pay anything,
come to my hotel room...
359
00:15:12,762 --> 00:15:14,596
I'll give you the money.
360
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:17,054
And just know that this offer expires
361
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,892
when I leave town tomorrow morning.
362
00:15:25,677 --> 00:15:29,313
Damn. It's like a scene from Chinatown.
363
00:15:33,887 --> 00:15:35,255
Hey, y'all.
364
00:15:35,297 --> 00:15:36,931
All right, so get this.
365
00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:40,015
Grant came back to the house,
and then he offered me $10,000,
366
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:43,441
but he said if I want it,
I got to go by his hotel room.
367
00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:46,943
Well, you're a good-lookin' boy.
368
00:15:47,044 --> 00:15:48,411
NEKEISHA: I don't know,
369
00:15:48,453 --> 00:15:50,821
I think it's kind of weird
that he would want to sleep
370
00:15:50,891 --> 00:15:53,259
with his daughter's boyfriend,
but, you know...
371
00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:55,899
rich people want what they want
and they gets what they get.
372
00:15:55,976 --> 00:15:58,677
- That is not what's happening, Nekeisha.
- Mm-hmm.
373
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,759
Does Maxine know about this?
374
00:16:00,819 --> 00:16:02,153
No, I haven't told her.
375
00:16:02,193 --> 00:16:03,960
If she knew, she'd be really upset.
376
00:16:04,013 --> 00:16:06,882
I think maybe we should take
the money for her own good.
377
00:16:06,968 --> 00:16:09,870
Jerrod, do not take a
dime of that man's money.
378
00:16:09,956 --> 00:16:12,991
He wants something from you.
He was trying to buy Maxine.
379
00:16:13,082 --> 00:16:15,317
Now he's trying to buy you, too.
380
00:16:15,384 --> 00:16:17,852
Well, what's so bad about that?
381
00:16:17,926 --> 00:16:19,360
Is, uh,
382
00:16:19,403 --> 00:16:21,771
doing something you don't
want to do just for a check
383
00:16:21,842 --> 00:16:23,476
considered being bought? Because if so,
384
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,459
I'm being bought every other Thursday.
385
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:28,319
I'm doing a job I can't
stand, working for a boss
386
00:16:28,403 --> 00:16:30,837
I don't like, yet every
time I cash that check,
387
00:16:30,909 --> 00:16:33,478
I never heard you say...
(like Cynthia): "Your principles
388
00:16:33,555 --> 00:16:35,688
are worth more than that, Joe."
389
00:16:37,298 --> 00:16:38,766
See, Bobby can't be bought.
390
00:16:38,811 --> 00:16:40,411
Well, good for you, son.
391
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,227
Now, Bobby can be leased.
392
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,281
Yeah.
393
00:16:44,341 --> 00:16:47,276
For $10,000, man,
I'll do whatever you want.
394
00:16:47,364 --> 00:16:49,599
But just for a limited time.
395
00:16:49,666 --> 00:16:52,801
I'm like a Shamrock Shake.
396
00:16:52,894 --> 00:16:56,330
I'm trying to think of something
I wouldn't do for $10,000.
397
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,466
I want to say betray my country,
398
00:16:58,527 --> 00:17:01,362
but $10,000!
399
00:17:01,447 --> 00:17:03,315
Whoo!
400
00:17:03,371 --> 00:17:05,252
Maybe I'm looking too far
into this whole thing.
401
00:17:05,309 --> 00:17:07,210
Maybe he really just wants
to help his daughter,
402
00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:08,454
and that's the end of it.
403
00:17:08,490 --> 00:17:10,023
Think about it, Jerrod,
404
00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:12,371
why would he be offering you the money
405
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,508
when he can just send it
directly to the school?
406
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,801
It's a test. It's a power play.
407
00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:20,468
That man is like a
villain in a soap opera,
408
00:17:20,546 --> 00:17:22,547
and I have seen enough Erica Kane
409
00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:25,309
to know when something is loaded!
410
00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:27,858
Now, if you go and get that money,
411
00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:30,733
then you owe him.
412
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,085
Now, you think you can live with that?
413
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,553
Listen to me, son.
414
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:37,430
There's only a few times in
life when someone shows up
415
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:40,317
and has an immediate cure
to all of your money problems.
416
00:17:40,401 --> 00:17:41,835
Do the right thing.
417
00:17:41,878 --> 00:17:43,878
- Sell your soul.
- (gasps)
418
00:17:49,331 --> 00:17:52,100
Jerrod. I had a feeling
I might be seeing you.
419
00:17:52,183 --> 00:17:54,418
What do you want from me, Grant?
420
00:17:54,485 --> 00:17:57,420
I really just want what's
best for my daughter.
421
00:17:57,508 --> 00:17:59,742
Yeah, yeah, but you're not
giving her the money,
422
00:17:59,808 --> 00:18:01,909
you're trying to give me the money.
423
00:18:01,972 --> 00:18:03,573
So if I take it...
424
00:18:03,622 --> 00:18:05,488
what do you want in return?
425
00:18:06,403 --> 00:18:09,338
I want you to... kill my ex-wife.
426
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,192
Really?
427
00:18:12,244 --> 00:18:15,446
Oh, my God, are you willing to do that?
428
00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:19,578
N-No, but... I could make a few calls.
429
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:21,131
No, no, no, no, no, no. No.
430
00:18:21,174 --> 00:18:24,176
N-Nobody's killing anyone. I-I...
431
00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:25,507
Well, what's all of this about?
432
00:18:25,544 --> 00:18:27,111
- Is this a test or something?
- (sighs)
433
00:18:27,159 --> 00:18:29,387
You know, I have never
had this much trouble
434
00:18:29,453 --> 00:18:31,187
giving away $10,000.
435
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,507
What is going on?
436
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,846
Jerrod, I thought you would
be the clearheaded one,
437
00:18:34,915 --> 00:18:37,150
but you are just as confused as she is.
438
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,951
Why is everybody determined
439
00:18:39,003 --> 00:18:41,371
- to defy me?
- Because we're
440
00:18:41,442 --> 00:18:43,376
our own people, Grant.
I feel like this is
441
00:18:43,434 --> 00:18:45,897
the first time you haven't been
able to buy whatever you want.
442
00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:48,643
(sighs) I'm just... I'm confused
443
00:18:48,723 --> 00:18:49,824
about Maxine.
444
00:18:49,858 --> 00:18:51,091
She used to...
445
00:18:51,128 --> 00:18:53,296
value my opinion and-and...
446
00:18:53,361 --> 00:18:54,728
seek out my guidance.
447
00:18:54,769 --> 00:18:56,303
Grant,
448
00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:59,152
a person that you can
buy and tell what to do
449
00:18:59,235 --> 00:19:00,902
isn't the same person you respect.
450
00:19:00,953 --> 00:19:02,520
And for the first time in her life,
451
00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:05,536
Maxine realizes she
doesn't just want your money,
452
00:19:05,624 --> 00:19:07,091
she wants your respect.
453
00:19:07,136 --> 00:19:10,005
Okay, okay, I get it.
454
00:19:10,090 --> 00:19:13,659
She's an adult, and she wants
to be seen as an equal.
455
00:19:13,765 --> 00:19:17,067
And one day, if she makes it
on her own two feet, uh...
456
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:18,934
maybe I can get there.
457
00:19:18,987 --> 00:19:20,988
That's all she's asking for.
458
00:19:21,048 --> 00:19:24,150
Well... I'm really glad we talked.
459
00:19:24,243 --> 00:19:26,144
- Yeah.
- And you know what?
460
00:19:26,201 --> 00:19:29,269
If my daughter has to spend the
rest of her life with somebody,
461
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,595
she could do a lot worse
than you, my friend.
462
00:19:31,662 --> 00:19:34,530
(chuckles): Now, now...
hold on there, Grant.
463
00:19:34,616 --> 00:19:36,684
Uh, Maxine is the one
that needs your respect.
464
00:19:36,746 --> 00:19:39,281
I don't really care what you
think about me. I mean,
465
00:19:39,356 --> 00:19:40,957
we just met, you live out of town,
466
00:19:41,006 --> 00:19:42,629
you're not even coming
to the graduation,
467
00:19:42,677 --> 00:19:44,443
so what's your respect gonna do for me?
468
00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:47,677
Thanks for the check, Grant.
469
00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:51,616
What are you doing here?
470
00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:55,191
Look, Maxine, I came to get
the money from your dad.
471
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:58,096
I sold my integrity so
you could keep yours.
472
00:19:59,038 --> 00:20:01,006
Oh, thank God.
473
00:20:05,063 --> 00:20:08,393
Maxine, Cynthia and I didn't
want to give you money,
474
00:20:08,493 --> 00:20:10,861
what with how it makes you
go crazy and all, so...
475
00:20:10,931 --> 00:20:13,166
here. (clears throat)
476
00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:16,001
Now, I know you're about
to take that county job,
477
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,985
so we got you some Mace,
478
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,743
a rape whistle,
479
00:20:19,794 --> 00:20:21,494
and some brass knuckles.
480
00:20:21,545 --> 00:20:23,079
- Mm-hmm.
- You know,
481
00:20:23,126 --> 00:20:26,061
they can really deescalate a situation.
482
00:20:26,148 --> 00:20:29,117
Yeah, especially if that
situation happens in 1975.
483
00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:31,306
(laughs) Thank you, Joe.
484
00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:32,907
Here, Maxine. You're gonna like my gift
485
00:20:32,956 --> 00:20:34,623
way better.
486
00:20:34,673 --> 00:20:37,574
It's a half ounce of weed,
but don't weigh it.
487
00:20:40,787 --> 00:20:42,722
Thank you, Nekeisha.
488
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:44,714
Here, Maxine.
489
00:20:44,772 --> 00:20:46,605
Okay.
490
00:20:47,691 --> 00:20:49,560
"World's Greatest Graduate."
491
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,450
- Oh, thank you, Bobby.
- Because, you know,
492
00:20:51,505 --> 00:20:53,673
you just graduated, so...
493
00:20:53,738 --> 00:20:57,040
And I think you're the greatest...
494
00:20:57,138 --> 00:21:00,107
so I got you a cup that says
"World's Greatest Graduate."
495
00:21:00,196 --> 00:21:01,429
Come on.
496
00:21:01,466 --> 00:21:03,201
Wow.
497
00:21:03,253 --> 00:21:04,553
Well,
498
00:21:04,593 --> 00:21:08,195
having you guys all there
today, and, um, this party...
499
00:21:08,302 --> 00:21:11,271
I've just never had
that kind of support,
500
00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:14,394
and I just...
501
00:21:14,485 --> 00:21:16,320
Shh...
502
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,174
Come on.
503
00:21:20,977 --> 00:21:22,178
Mm...
504
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,581
(chuckles)
505
00:21:23,623 --> 00:21:24,923
Mm.
506
00:21:24,962 --> 00:21:26,662
Done.
507
00:21:26,712 --> 00:21:31,262
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