Original subtitles

The war to end all wars did not end soon enough.

So, Heartland, U.S.A. sent the allies...

its most effective secret weapon.

- Sergeant Pepper...

and his Lonely Hearts Club Band.

For music above and beyond the call of duty...

Sergeant Pepper was awarded the coveted Golden Eagle.

Heartland was proud of its famous sergeant.

But more than that, they delighted in knowing that he remained...

a good, simple, small-town boy.

Every time Sergeant Pepper played, the world danced.

They danced through the Roaring Twenties,

the Depression,

economic recovery...

and yet... another great war.

And for some 50-odd years, Heartland's feet tapped to the beat...

of Sergeant Pepper's magical music.

How do you honor someone who had done so much...

to make so many people so happy?

Heartland decided to erect a Sergeant Pepper weather vane...

on top of our city hall.

It would always point the way to happiness.

And as mayor, I presided over the ceremony.

At the end, Sergeant Pepper assured us that he would play us one more tune.

[ Crowd Applauding ]

[ Loud Cheer ]

[ Crowd Groans ]

Oh, well.

August 1 0, 1 958.

A day none of us will ever forget.

To the town of Heartland, he left his musical instruments.

These instruments have the power to make dreams come true.

And as long as they remained in Heartland's care,

humanity would live happily forever after.

Sergeant Pepper left his wholesome grandson, Billy Shears,

his cherished Golden Eagle.

This made Billy's stepbrother, the greedy Dougie Shears, veryjealous indeed.

Sergeant Pepper then asked Billy to form a new Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

This band would feature Billy's three best friends.

Mark, Dave and Bob Henderson.

We wondered if there would ever be a new Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

And we wondered what the new band would sound like.

Dougie appointed himself their business manager...

and introduced the band in his own unique way.

It was 20 years ago today

Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile

So may I introduce to you

The act you've known for all these years

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We hope you will enjoy the show

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Sit back and let the evening go

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

It's wonderful to be here It's certainly a thrill

You're such a lovely audience We'd like to take you home with us

We'd love to take you home

I don't really want to stop the show

But I thought you might like to know

That the singer's gonna sing a song

And he wants you all to sing along

So let me introduce to you

The one and only Billy Shears

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Billy

Shears

What would you think if I sang out of tune

Would you stand up and walk out on me

Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song

And I'll try not to sing out of key

I get by with a little help from my friends

Mmm, I get high with a little help from my friends

Yeah, gonna try with a little help from my friends

What do I do when my love is away

Does it worry you to be alone

How do I feel by the end of the day

Are you sad because you're on your own

No, I get by with a little help from my friends

Yeah, I get high with a little help from my friends

Gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody

I need somebody to love

Could it be anybody

I just want somebody to love

Would you believe in a love at first sight

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light

I can't tell you but I know it's mine

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Yeah, I get high with a little help from my friends

Oooh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends

I get high with a little help from my friends

With a little help from my friends

[ Mr. Kite ] Heartland loved the boys, and the boys loved music.

Billy and Strawberry loved each other.

And Dougie loved making money.

But on that memorable day a telegram arrived...

that was destined to change their lives.

It came from B.D. Hoffler, the president of Big Deal Records,

the world's largest, most successful record company.

''We hear your music is great. Stop.

''We need a tape of your songs, and we need it now. Stop.

''If we like your music, we'll make you superstars and the money will never stop. Stop.

Signed, B.D. Hoffler, Hollywood. ''

A long, long way from Heartland.

How about that? Superstars from Heartland.

Who could be more deserving?

Wouldn't Sergeant Pepper be proud?

Just think. Superstars.

Who could be more deserving?

Hmm.

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where it will go

I'm filling the cracks that ran through the door

That kept my mind from wandering

Where it will go

And it really doesn't matter If I'm wrong I'm right

Where I belong I'm right Where I belong

See the people standing there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my door

I'm painting my room in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

There I will go

La, la, la, la, la

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in

And stops my mind from wandering

- Where - Where

- It - It

- Will - Will

- Go - Go

Oh, one and a two

One, two, three Da-da, bah, bah

Bah, bah, bah, bah

Bah, bah bah, bah, bah-bah

Dee-dee, dee-doo, dee-doo dee-diddledy diddledy diddledy

And one

Two

One, two

One, two, three, four

It's getting better all the time

- Used to get mad at my school - But I can't complain

The teachers that taught me weren't cool No, I can't complain

- You're holding me down - [ Acoustical Feedback ]

[ Crowd Murmuring ]

It's getting better all the time

- I used to get mad at my school - But I can't complain

The teachers that taught me weren't cool

No, I can't complain You're holding me down

You're turning me round Ahhh

Filling me up with your rules

I got to admit it's getting better

Better A little better all the time

Can't get no worse I have to admit it's getting better

Better It's getting better

Since you've been mine

Me used to be angry young man

Me hiding me head in the sand

[ Deep Computerized Voice ] Keep your mind on business.

- Take over Heartland. - I've got to admit it's getting better

- Better - A little better all the time

It can't get no worse I have to admit

It's getting better [ Computerized Voice ] Why?

[ Buzzing ]

[ Computerized Voice ] We hate love.

We hate joy. We love money.

[ Beeping ] Money. Money.

Money. Money.

It's getting better all the time

Better, better, better

I used to be cruel to my woman

I beat her and kept her apart

From the things that she loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can

Oooh-ooh I admit it's getting better

Better A little better all the time

It can't get no worse Yes, I admit it's getting better

Better It's getting better

Since you've been mine

Getting so much better all the time

It's getting better all the time

Better, better, better

Getting so much better all the time

[ Whistling, Cheering ]

[ Mayor Narrating ] Big Deal lost no time in responding.

The telegram read, ''B.D. loves your music.

B.D. loves you. Expect you in Hollywood tomorrow. Signed, B.D. ''

[ All Cheering ]

Everybody was happy.

But Strawberry realized that she and Billy would be separated...

for the first time in their young lives.

There was barely time for tender farewells.

[ Rooster Crows ]

Here comes the sun

Here comes the sun and I say

It's all right

Little darlin'

It's been a long cold, lonely winter

Little darlin'

It feels like years since it's been here

Here comes the sun

Here comes the sun and I say

It's all right

Little darlin'

The smiles returning to their faces

Little darlin'

It feels like years since it's been here

Well, here comes the sun

Here comes the sun and I say

It's all right

Sun, sun, sun Here it comes

Sun, sun, sun Here it comes

Sun, sun, sun Here it comes

Little darlin'

I feel that ice is slowly melting

Little darlin'

It seems like years since it's been here

Here comes the sun

Here comes the sun and I say

It's all right

Oh, it's all right

It's all right

Oh, it's all right

Oh, it's all right

[''I Want You (She's So Heavy)'']

[ Continues ]

[ Continues ]

I want you

I want you so badly

I want you

I want you so bad

It's driving me mad It's driving me mad

I want you

I want you so bad, babe

I want you

I want you so bad

It's driving me mad It's driving me mad

I want you

I want you so bad, babe

I want you

I want you so bad

It's driving me mad It's driving me mad

She's so

Heavy

Heavy

[ Continues, Instrumental ]

[ Continues ]

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

[ Continues ]

She's so

Heavy

Heavy Heavy

Heavy

I want you

I want you so bad, babe

I want you

I want you so bad

It's drivin'me mad It's drivin'me mad

I want you

You know I want you so bad, babe

I want you

You know I want you so bad

It's drivin' me mad It's drivin' me mad

[ Continues, Instrumental ]

[ Shutter Clicking ]

[ Continues ]

[ Shutter Clicking ]

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

She's so

Heavy

Heavy Heavy

Heavy

[ Continues, Instrumental ]

[ Continues ]

[ Continues ]

[ Continues ]

[ Ends ]

[ Horns Honking ]

Good morning Good morning Good morning

Good morning Good morning Good morning

Somebody needs to know the time

Glad that I'm here

Watching the skirts you start to flirt

Now you're in gear

Go to a show You hope she goes

I've got nothing to say but it's okay

Good morning Good morning Good morning

Good morning Good morning Good morning

Nothing to do to save his life

Call his wife in

Nothing to say but what a day

How's your boy been

Nothing to do It's up to you

I've got nothing to say but it's okay

Good morning Good morning Good morning

Going to work Don't wanna go

Feelin'low down

Heading for home you start to roam

Then you're in town

Everybody knows there's nothing doing

Everything is closed It's like a ruin

Everyone you see is half asleep

And you're on your own You're in the street

After a while you start to smile

Now you feel cool

Then you decide to take a walk

By the old school

Nothing has changed It's still the same

I've got nothing to say but it's okay

Good morning Good morning Good morning

People running round It's 5.00

Everywhere in town it's getting dark

Everyone you see is full oflife

It's time for tea and Meet the Wife

Somebody needs to know the time

Glad that I'm here

Watching the skirts you start to flirt

Now you're in gear

Go to a show You hope she goes

I've got nothing to say but it's okay

Good morning Good morning, Good

Good morning, Good morning Good

Good morning Good morning, Good

Good morning, Good morning Good

Good morning Good morning, Good

Good morning, Good morning Good

Good morning Good morning, Good

[ Man Announcing ] And now, to cool the pace, the B.D.-- Big Disco Show--

brings you Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

He's a real nowhere man

Sitting in his nowhere land

Making all his nowhere plans for nobody

Doesn't have a point of view

Knows not where he's going to

Isn't he a bit like you and me

Nowhere man, please listen

You don't know what you're missing

Nowhere man

The world is at your command

He's a real nowhere man

Sitting in his nowhere land

Making all his nowhere plans for nobody

Making all his nowhere plans for nobody

Making all his nowhere plans for nobody

[ Applause ]

Well, you should see Polythene Pam

She's so good-looking but she looks like a man

You should see her in drag dressed in a polythene bag

Yeah, you should see Polythene Pam

Yeah, yeah, yeah

[ Girls Screaming ]

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt

She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt

She's the kind of a girl that makes the News of the World

Yeah,you could say she was attractively built

Yeah,yeah,yeah

She came in through the bathroom window

Protected by a silver spoon

But now she sucks her thumb and wonders

By the banks of her own lagoon

Didn't anybody tell her

Didn't anybody see

Sunday's on the phone to Monday

Tuesday's on the phone to me

She said she'd always been a dancer [ Audience Cheers ]

She worked at 1 5 clubs a day

And though she thought I knew the answer

Well, I knew but I could not say

And so I quit the police department

And got myself a steady job

And though she tried her best to help me

She could steal but she could not rob

Didn't anybody tell her

Didn't anybody see

Sunday's on the phone to Monday

Tuesday's on the phone to me

Oh, yeah

[ Man Announcing ] BDTVproudly presents The Sergeant Pepper Special.

[ Audience Cheering ]

We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We hope you have enjoyed the show

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We're sorry but it's time to go

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We'd like to thank you once again

Sergeant Pepper's one and only Lonely Hearts Club Band

It's getting very near the end

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts

Club

Band

Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

[ Audience Cheering ]

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

You left me standing here

Lead me to your door

[ Continues, Instrumental ]

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

[ Ends ]

[ Crickets Chirping ]

[ Computerized Voices ] Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park

Shaves in the dark trying to save paper

Sleeps in a hole in the road

Saving up to buy up some clothes

Keeps a 1 0-bob note up his nose

Such a mean old man

Yes, a mean old man.

Such a mean old man

I agree. A mean old man.

[ Computer Beeping ]

[ Deep Computerized Voice ] Steal the instruments.

Such a mean old man

[ Continues ]

Such a mean old man

[ Computerized Voice ] Take the cornet to Dr. Maxwell.

Take the tuba to Father Sun.

Bring the saxophone to me. F.V.B.

Keep the drum for yourself.

Such a mean old man

Such a mean old man

His sister Pam works in a shop

She never stops She's a go-getter

Takes him out to look at the queen

Only place that he's ever been

Always shouts out something obscene

Such a dirty old man

[ Cash Register Bell Dings ]

[ Continues, Instrumental ]

Such a mean old man

Such a dirty old man

''A dirty old man''?

Such a dirty old man

Yes, a dirty old man!

Such a dirty old man

Such a dirty old man

[ Snoring ]

[ Both Beeping ]

[ Both ] Wednesday morning at 5:00

As the day begins

Silently closing her bedroom door

Leaving the note that she hoped would say more

She goes down the stairs to the kitchen

Clutching her handkerchief

Quietly turning the back door key

Stepping outside she is free

She We gave her most of our lives

Is leaving Sacrificed most of our lives

Home We gave her everything money could buy

[ Robots ] She's leaving home after living alone

For so many years Bye-bye

Father snores

As his wife gets into her dressing gown

Picks up the letter that's lying there

Standing alone at the top of the stairs

She breaks down and cries to her husband

Daddy, our baby's gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me

She [Jingling ]

We never thought of ourselves

- Is leaving - Never a thought for ourselves

Home We struggled hard all our lives to get by

[ Robots ] She's leaving home after living alone

For so many years Bye-bye

She's leaving home

Bye-bye

Wake up, Mr. Mustard.

[ Alarm Blaring ] Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.

Wake up. Wake up.

[ Yelling ]

[ Alarm Continues ] Look. Strawberry is leaving.

[ Alarm Stops ]

[ Melodic Beeping ]

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

[ Synthesizer ]

[ Continues ]

Picture yourself in a boat on a river

With tangerine trees and marmalade skies

Somebody calls you You answer quite slowly

A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green

Towering over your head

Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes

And she's gone

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Ahhh

Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain

Where rocking horse people

Eat marshmallow pies

Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers

That grow so incredibly high

Newspaper taxis appear on the shore

Waiting to take you away

Climb in the back with your head in the clouds

And you're gone

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Ahhh

Picture yourself on a train in a station

With plasticine porters

With looking glass ties

Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile

The girl with kaleidoscope eyes

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Talkin' about Lucy

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Talkin' about Lucy Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Ahhh

Lucy in the sky with diamonds Talkin' about Lucy

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Ohhh, Lucy

Lucy in the sky with diamonds Talkin' about Lucy

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Ohhh, Lucy

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Oh, darling

Please believe me

I'll never do you no harm

Believe me when I tell you

I'll never do you no harm

Oh, darling

If you leave me

I'll I'll never make it alone

So believe me when I beg you

Don't you ever leave me alone

Leave me alone

When you told me

You didn't need me anymore

Well,you know

I nearly broke down and cried

When you told me

You didn't need me anymore

Well, you know

I nearly broke down and died

Oh, darling

If you leave me

I'll never make it alone

So believe me when I tell you

- [ Tires Screech ] - I'll never do you no harm

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

When you told me

You didn't need me anymore

Well, you know

You know I nearly broke down

And cried

When you told me

You didn't need me anymore

Well, you know

You know I nearly broke down

And died

Oh, darling

Please believe me

[ Thud ] [ Audio Cassette Rewinding ]

Well, while Mustard roamed through the building looking for Strawberry,

she and her Heartland friends dashed to the van and captured it.

Now, the question is could the boys discover...

how to use this computerized link to F. V.B....

to help recover the lost instruments.

[ Melodic Beeping ]

[ Beeping Continues ]

[ Computerized Voice ] Turn on the big screen.

[ Low Hum ]

[ Deep Computerized Voice ] Take the cornet to Dr. Maxwell.

[ Mr. Kite ] Dr. Maxwell, a small-time quack who became a big-time specialist...

turning ugly, old corrupt people into handsome,young corrupt people.

Joan was quizzical Studied pataphysical

Science in the home

Late nights all alone with a test tube

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine

Calls her on the phone

Can I take you out to the pictures

Jo-o-o-oan

But as she's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door

Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer

Came down upon her head

Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer

Made sure that she was dead

Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again

Teacher gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing 50 times I must not be so-o-o-o

But when she turns her back on the boy

He creeps up from behind

Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer

Came down upon her head

Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer

Made sure she was dead

Ho, ho, ohh

P.C. 3 1 said we caught a dirty one

Maxwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free

The judge does not agree

And he tells them so Oh, oh, oh

But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind

Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head

Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer

Made sure he was dead, whoa

Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head

Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer

Made sure he was dead

Wh-wh-wh-whoa

Whoa

Whoa-o-whoa

Whoa-o-whoa

Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

[ Screams ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Mr. Kite ] Well, they had Sergeant Pepper's silver cornet.

One down, three to go.

Jubilant, they returned to the Computerettes for additional guidance.

[ Computerized Voice ] One down, three to go.

[ Mr. Kite ] The bass drum was easy.

Mustard left it, Billy found it.

[ Bang ] Shh!

[ Mr. Kite ] Just like that.

[ Computerized Voice ] Congratulations. Two down, two to go.

[ Mr. Kite ] They hugged each other andjumped forjoy, some of them.

Let's go back to work. There's still two instruments missing.

[ Loud Humming ]

[ Computerize Voice ] Take the tuba to Father Sun.

[ Mr. Kite ] Marvin Sunk, now known as Father Sun,

was an unemployed school-crossing guard at the bottom ofhis life...

when he suddenly got the idea to drop the ''K''from his last name.

Well, that move lit up his life and it's been uphill ever since.

He decided to go into the media business...

and help destroy the minds of those young people...

who teased him on their way to school.

Now he was busy brainwashing them for F. V.B. to build an army to take over the world.

[ Chanting ] We hate love!

We hate joy!

We love money!

We hate love! We hate joy!

We love money!

We hate love!

We hate joy!

We love money!

We hate love! We hate joy!

We love money!

Ahh ahh

Because the world is round

It turns me on

Because

The world

Is round

Ahh

Ahh

Because the wind is high

It blows my mind

Because

The wind

Is high

Ahh ahh

Love is old Love is new

Love is all Love is you, sweetie

Because

The sky is blue

It makes me cry

Because

The sky

Is blue

[ Chuckling ]

Ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh--

[ Acoustical Feedback ]

- [ High-pitched Feedback ] - [ Screaming ]

[ Screaming Continues ]

[ Screaming Continues ]

[ Mr. Kite ] Could Billy survive 1 0,000 volts?

It was a lot more than normally came through his guitar.

Frankly, he was shocked.

Stunned and unconscious, only the power of true love could revive the injured Billy.

Let me take you down

'Cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields

Nothing is real

And nothing to get hung about

Strawberry Fields forever

Living is easy with eyes closed

Misunderstanding all you see

It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out

It doesn't matter much to me

Let me take you down

'Cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields

Nothing is real

And nothing to get hung about

Strawberry Fields forever

No one, I think is in my tree

I mean, it must be high or low

That is,you know you can't tune in but it's all right

That is I think it's not too bad

Let me take you down

'Cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields

Nothing is real

And nothing to get hung about

Strawberry Fields forever

Always know sometimes think it's me

But you know I know when it's a dream

I think I know I mean Ah yes, but it's all wrong

That is I think I disagree

Let me take you down

'Cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields

Nothing is real

And nothing to get hung about

Strawberry Fields forever

Strawberry Fields forever

Strawberry Fields forever

[ Computerized Voice ] Let's not play.

Stop.! Stop.! Stop.! Stop.!

Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

[ Machinery Winding Down ]

[ Mr. Kite ] The boys were really desperate.

There was one instrument still missing...

and now there was no way to find it.

Heartland was in desperate condition,

seething with corruption.

B.D. was desperately canceling concerts everywhere.

He was losing his cool,

his profits...

and his hair.

Things were really desperate.

But Dougie came up with a great idea--a giant benefit.

Musical artists from all over would come to Heartland...

for a concert that would save the town.

And Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band wouldjoin them.

That was bound to get the boys back on the road.

[''Being For the Benefit of Mr. Kite'']

For the benefit of Mr. Kite

There will be a show tonight on trampoline

The Hendersons will all be there

Late of Pablo Fanque's Fair What a scene

Over men and horses hoops and garters

Lastly through a hogshead of real fire

In this way Mr. K will challenge the world

The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishop's Gate

The Hendersons will dance and sing

As Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don't be late

Messrs. K and H assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz

[ Cheering ]

The band begins at 1 0 to 6.00

When Mr. Kperforms his tricks without a sound

And Mr. H will demonstrate

Ten somersets he'll undertake

On solid ground

Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight, Mr. Kite is topping the bill

[ Whooping, Cheering ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Man On P.A.] Testing.!

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

You never give me your money

You only give me your funny paper

And in the middle of negotiations

You break down

I never give you my number

I only give you my situation

And in the middle of investigation

I break down

Out of college, money spent See no future, pay no rent

All the money's gone Nowhere to go

And a job I got the sack

Monday morning turning back

Yellow lorry slow Nowhere to go

Oh, that magic feeling

Nowhere to go

Oh, that magic feeling

Nowhere to go Nowhere to go

One sweet dream

Pick up the bags Get in a limousine

Soon we'll be away from here

Step on the gas and wipe that tear away

One sweet dream

Came true today

Came true today

One, two, three, four five, six, seven

All good children go to heaven

One, two, three, four five, six, seven

All good children go to heaven

One, two, three, four five, six, seven

All good children go to heaven

One, two, three, four five, six, seven

All good children go to heaven

One, two, three, four five, six, seven

All good children go to heaven

One, two, three, four five, six, seven

All good children go to heaven

[ Cheering, Applause ]

[ Announcer ] Introducing the mighty elements of the universe--

Earth,

- wind... - [ Explosion ]

- and fire.! - [ Explosions ]

[ Cheering, Applause ]

[ Thunderclap ]

[''Got To Get You Into My Life'']

Got to get you into my life Into my life

Got to get you into my life Into my life

Got to get you into my life Into my life

Got to get you into my life Into my life

Do do do do do do do do do do do

Do do do do do do do do do do do

I was alone I took a ride

I didn't know what I would find there

Another road where maybe I

Could see another sign there

Ooh, and then I suddenly see you

Ooh, and then I tell you that I need you

Every single day of my life

You didn't run You didn't lie

You knew I want to hold you

And had you gone you knew in time

We'd meet again for I had told you

Ooh, you were meant to be near me

Ooh, and I want you to hear me

Say we'll be together every day

Got to get you into my life

Got to get you into my life

Got to get you in Got to get you in Got to get you in

In--into my life,yeah

Got to get you into my life Ahh

Got to get you into my Got to get you into my life

Got to get you into my life

Oh,yeah,yeah

Ooh, then I suddenly see you

Ooh, did I tell you that I need you

Every single day of my life

- Got to get you into my life - Got to get you into my life

Got to get you in Got to get you into my life

Into my life

Got to get you into my life Got to get you into my life

Yeah [ Screaming ]

- Got to get you into my life - Got to get you into my life Into my life

Into my life

Got to get you in Got to get you in Got to get you in

Got to get you in Got to get you into my life

Yeah

Yeah, gotta get you into my life

Got to get you in Got to get you in Got to get you in

In-- Into my life

[ Cheering, Applause ]

[ Ends ]

[ Explosion ]

[ Mr. Kite ] Mustard was on his way to F. V.B. Central...

where the evil genius would suppress the magical instruments...

and make the world safe for his corrupt legions.

[ Computerized Voice ] Bring the instruments!

Our army is ready!

[ Mr. Kite ] It was the end of decency,

unless the band could get there in time to stop him.

[''When I'm 64'']

Now when I get older losing my hair

Many years from now

Will you still be sending me a valentine

Birthday greeting Bottle of wine

If I'd been out till quarter to 3.00

Would you lock the door

Oh, will you still need me

Will you still feed me when I'm 64

You'll

Be older too Jealous?

[ Computerettes ] And if you say the word

I will stay with you

[ Computerized Voice ] Stupid. Stupid.

Send me a postcard Drop me a line

- All right. - Stating point of view

Mm-hmm. Indicate precisely what you mean to say

You don't know? You're sincerely wasting away

Give me your answer Fill in a form

Mine forever more

Will you still need me Will you still feed me

When I'm 64 When I'm 64

[ Both ] Ohh. [ Horn Honks ]

- [ Horn Honks ] - [ Mustard Groaning ]

[ Mr. Kite ] The boys were traveling like the wind,

and that was the problem.

Heartland's fastest pursuit could not keep up with Mustard's evil engines.

[ Beeping ]

[ Computerette ] Mr. Mustard, look what I found.

Now you're gonna get it!

[ Cackles ]

[ Mr. Kite ] They were about to confront the villain in his lair.

F. V.B., the evil force that would poison young minds,

pollute the environment, and subvert the democratic process...

and worst of all, change Strawberry into a mindless groupie--

this was the enemy-- F. V.B. Future Villain Band.

Here comes ol' flattop He come groovin' up slowly

He gotJooJoo eyeball He one holy roller

He got hair down to his knee

Got to be a joker He just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine He got toe jam football

He got monkey finger

He shoots Coca-Cola

He say, I know you You know me

One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Come together

Right now

Over me

He bag production He got walrus gum-boot

He got Ono sideboard

He one spinal cracker

He got feet down below his knee

Hold you in his armchair You can feel his disease

Come together

Right now

Over me

Ow

He roller coaster

He got early warning

He got Muddy Water He one mojo filter

He say, One and one and one is three

Got to be good-lookin' 'cause he's so hard to see

Come together

Right now

Over me

Come together

Come together

Come together

Come together

[ Stops ]

[ Gongs ]

[ Gongs ]

[ Gongs ]

[ Gongs ]

[ Gongs ]

[ Gongs ]

Once there was a way

To get back homeward

Once there was a way

To get back home

Sleep, pretty darling do not cry

And I will sing a lullaby

Golden slumbers

Fill your eyes

Smiles

Awake you when you rise

Sleep, pretty darling do not cry

And I will sing a lullaby

Once there was a way

To get back homeward

Once there was a way

To get back home

Sleep, pretty darling do not cry

And I will sing a lullaby

Boy,you're gonna carry that weight

Carry that weight a long time

Boy,you're gonna carry that weight

Carry that weight a long time

[ Continues ]

Boy,you're gonna carry that weight

Carry that weight a long time

Boy,you're gonna carry that weight

Carry that weight a long time

Boy,you're gonna carry that weight

Carry that weight a long time

[ Mr. Kite ] The instruments were safely back in Heartland,

but at what a cost.

Was it worth it?

Could anything or anyone make everything all right again in Heartland?

The wild and windy night

That the rain

Washed away

Has left a pool of tears

Crying for the day

Why leave me standing here

Let me know the way

Many times I've been alone

And many times I've cried

Anyway you'll never know the many ways I've tried

But still they lead me back

To the long and winding road

You left me standing here

A long, long time ago, ohh

Don't leave me waiting here

Lead me to your door

You left me standing here

A long, long time ago, ohh

Don't leave me waiting here

Lead me to your door

I read the news today Oh, boy

About a lucky man who made the grade

And though the news was rather sad

Well, I just had to laugh

I saw the photograph

He blew his mind out in a car

He hadn't noticed that the lights had changed

A crowd of people stood and stared

They'd seen his face before

Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords

I saw a film today Oh, boy

The English Army had just won the war

A crowd of people turned away

But I just had to look

Having read the book

I'd love to

Turn you

On

Woke up Fell out ofbed

Dragged a comb across my head

Found my way downstairs and drank a cup

Looking up I noticed I was late

Found my coat I grabbed my hat

Made the bus in seconds flat

Found my way upstairs and had a smoke

Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

Ahh ahh ahh

Ahh ahh ahh

Ahh ahh ahh

Ahh

Ahh

Ahh

Ahh ahh ahh

Ahh ahh ahh

I read the news today Oh, boy

Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire

And though the holes were rather small

They had to count them all

Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall

I'd love to

Turn you on

[ Thud ]

Get back

Get back

Get back to where you once belonged

Get back,yeah

Get back

Get back to where you once belonged

Get back,JoJo

JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner

But he knew it wouldn't last

JoJo left his home in Tucson, Arizona

For some California grass

Get back

Get back

Get back to where you once belonged

Get back

Get back,yeah

Get back to where you once belonged

Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman

But she was another man

All the girls around said she's got it coming

But she gets it while she can

Get back

Get back, yeah

Get back to where you once belonged

Get back,yeah, whoo Get back

Get back to where you once belonged

Get back, yeah Get on back

Get back to where you once belonged

Get back, yeah Get on back

Get back to where you once belonged

Get back, yeah, whoo Get back

Get back to where you once belonged, now, now

Get back, yeah Get on back

Get back to where you once belonged

Get back, yeah, whoo Get back

Get back to where you once belonged

Get back, yeah, whoo Get back

Get back to where you once belonged

Whoo

Whoo

Get back, Loretta

Your mama's waiting for you

With her high-heel shoes

And a low-neck sweater

Get back, Loretta

Get back,yeah Get on back

Get back to where you once belonged

Get back,yeah Get on back

Get back to where you once belonged

Get back,yeah Get on back

Get back to where you once belonged

Get back,yeah, whoo Get back,yeah, whoo

Get back to where you once belonged

Get back,yeah, whoo Get back,yeah

Get back to where you once belonged

Whoo

We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We hope you have enjoyed the show

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We're sorry but it's time to go

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

It's wonderful to be here It's certainly a thrill

You're such a lovely audience

We'd like to take you home with us

We'd love to take you home

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We'd like to thank you once again Once again

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

It's getting very near the end

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We'd like to thank you once again

Sergeant Pepper's one and only Lonely Hearts Club Band

It's getting very near the end

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts

Club

Band

Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Ahh ahh ahh

Ahh ahh ahh

Ahh

Ahh

Ahh

Ahh ahh ahh

Ahh ahh ahh

I'd love to

Turn

You

On

Yeah,yeah,yeah

[ Girls Screaming ]

Get a dose ofher in jackboots and kilt

She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt

She's the kind of a girl that makes the News of the World

Yeah,you could say she was attractively built

Yeah,yeah,yeah

She came in through the bathroom window

Protected by a silver spoon

But now she sucks her thumb and wonders

By the banks ofher own lagoon

Didn't anybody tell her

Didn't anybody see

Sunday's on the phone to Monday

Tuesday's on the phone to me

She said she'd always been a dancer [ Audience Cheers ]

She worked at 1 5 clubs a day

And though she thought I knew the answer

Well, I knew but I could not say

And so I quit the police department

And got myself a steadyjob

And though she tried her best to help me

She could steal but she could not rob

Didn't anybody tell her

Didn't anybody see

Sunday's on the phone to Monday

Tuesday's on the phone to me

Oh,yeah

[ Applause, Screaming ]

We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We hope you have enjoyed the show

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We're sorry but it's time to go

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We'd like to thank you once again

Sergeant Pepper's one and only Lonely Hearts Club Band

It's getting very near the end

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts

Club

Band

Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

[ Applause, Screaming ]