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Winter had come to Riverdale,
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and everyone was suffering from
an acute case of Quiz Show fever.
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No one more so than Betty Cooper,
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who was pouring her
considerable energies
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into beating the tar out
of Stonewall Prep's team
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led by, wouldn't you know
it, Bret Weston Wallis.
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The only person immune
to Quiz Show fever?
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My pal Archie Andrews...
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who was feeling a lot
less lonely these days.
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Hey, Archie. You okay?
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Yeah.
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- Yeah, I'm great, Uncle Frank.
- Not me.
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First day as foreman...
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Man, I'm more nervous than
when I started basic training.
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No, you're gonna do awesome.
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In fact, I got something for you.
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It's Fred's tool belt.
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Yeah, I can't take another man's gear.
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Especially not my brother's.
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Well, you're not talking
it, you're borrowing it.
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He'd want you to. So do I.
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Thanks, Archie...
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for everything.
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Thank God for Bret's morning workouts...
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Jug, do not mention him right now, okay,
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and ruin this moment.
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I just love getting you all wound up.
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- Why are you smiling?
- Just everything.
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You're here,
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I turned in my draft for
the Baxter Brothers book.
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And Yale said...
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Yale said what?
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Did you get accepted
into Yale and not tell me?
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Yeah, I think I did.
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Wow.
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah, no, I'm just... I'm just processing.
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But I'm happy for you, Jug.
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I'm happy for you, I'm proud of you.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Yes.
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Let me show you how much.
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You two are finally done.
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I thought I'd be late for class.
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Oh, I guess I'll see you
in New Haven next year.
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Of course, you'll just be a visitor.
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- You got into Yale?
- Yeah. Don't look so surprised.
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And don't worry, Betty,
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I will try to keep the
co-eds away from Forsythe.
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No promises.
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But I do promise to crush
you in Quiz Show finals,
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if Riverdale makes it that far.
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Dr. Beaker, as our chemistry teacher,
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we are hoping you have the skill set
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to help us with something
of a personal nature.
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Are you a rum drinker, Dr. Beaker?
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Uh, not during school hours
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and never with students.
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Ugh, calm down, Dr. Egghead.
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We're simply asking you to analyze
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our maple-based concoction
to ensure that our recipe
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is different enough from Lodge Rum.
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That way, we can't be sued or
ceased-and-desisted by my father.
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So I ask you again, Dr.
Beaker, are you a rum drinker?
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The board that the
runs the Baxter Brothers
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has taken a look at the
first draft of your book,
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and they have a few thoughts.
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Well, one more global thought.
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They would like a new mystery.
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New mystery? Like the whole book?
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They think the boy in the
river storyline is a bit soft.
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They're looking for something darker.
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They mentioned something
about say, um...
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serial killers being a potential
fertile ground to explore.
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Okay, um, I'll just
have to think about it.
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Well, think fast,
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and have some pitches prepared.
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The Brotherhood is coming
here to meet with you.
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So, I need some serial killer advice.
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My publishers want a dark and
edgy villain for the book, Charles.
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So now I have to come up with pitches
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in the vein of Zodiac
or Hannibal Lecter.
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I figured you would have some ideas.
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Yeah, sure, no problem.
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But don't you have firsthand experience
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with an infamous local serial killer?
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You mean the Black Hood?
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No, I couldn't do that to Betty.
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Hmm, fair enough.
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Well, I've got boxes full of killers,
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so I'll pick out my ten
most gruesome ones for you.
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Thank you, Chuck. I owe you.
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I know you all worked
hard for my brother.
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Rest assured, as the new foreman,
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I plan on busting my
ass, the same as you do.
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And I specifically
want to thank Tom Keller
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for filling in during
these difficult times.
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Cool, guys, let's get to work.
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Okay, guys, let's go.
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You know, Archie, I would've appreciated
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a heads-up that I was being replaced.
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I know, Mr. Keller, I'm sorry.
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It happened fast, but Frank
has a ton of experience.
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I think the crew's gonna love him.
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I gotta be honest with you, Arch,
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I don't know about your uncle.
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He's been trouble since
the day he was born.
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I must've arrested him a half
dozen times when I was sheriff.
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Oh, that was then.
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My dad believed in second
chances, Mr. Keller. So do I.
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Welcome back to the Regional
RIVW Quiz Show's Semi-finals.
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Seaside High trails
Riverdale 210 to 240,
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and now for the final round.
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Which Venetian island has been famous
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for glassmaking since the 13th century?
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Murano.
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- Correct.
- Never go in August. So many mosquitoes.
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What is the length of the diagonal
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if the side of the square is 10?
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10 square root of 2.
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- Correct.
- My brilliant little savant.
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Which of the following is
the powerhouse of the cell.
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Mitochondria.
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Correct.
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Which Americans architect's house
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in southwest Pennsylvania...
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- Frank Lloyd Wright.
- Correct.
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Who also designed
Thornhill. I knew that.
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Well, time's up. Riverdale has won.
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They will go on to face
Stonewall Prep in the finals.
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Hey, Betty. You did great out there.
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Great might not be
good enough to beat him.
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Ah, that's Bret, huh?
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Bret Weston Wallis clearly came
here to throw me off my game.
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Is there any way you
could help me with him?
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As long as it doesn't involve
shallow graves and lye.
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No, I just wanna make him sweat.
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He's a son of a diplomat,
brags about being untouchable.
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But what skeletons are
buried in his closet?
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Any intel you could
find that would help me
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mess with his mind would
be much appreciated.
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Is it because he got
into Yale and you didn't?
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Alice told me.
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Charles, I worked my
ass off for four years,
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I put an extra time
at the Blue and Gold,
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I maintained a 4.1 GPA,
and I still didn't get in.
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Not knowing why is driving me crazy.
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My former mentor at the FBI,
he teaches criminal law at Yale.
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I'll see if I can get you some answers.
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About Yale and Bret.
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Thank you.
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And so, anyway, the Baxter Brothers
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are trying to catch this serial
killer named the Fish Monger,
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who gets his name because
he guts his victims...
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The idea of a serial
killer is intriguing,
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but what we've heard so
far feels a bit... forced.
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Okay...
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What about a serial killer
that uses social media
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in order to stalk his prey?
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Forsythe's best work stems
from his personal experiences.
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Might I suggest you start there?
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What about a dark and ominous force
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that threatens the town of Seaport?
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Uh, an obsessed killer
who is looking to expose
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the hypocrisy and sins of his neighbors.
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The Baxter Brothers discover that
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the man unleashing his righteous rage
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is the father of Bobby
Baxter's girlfriend, Tracy True.
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This sound promising.
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What's the name of the killer?
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Uh, the Brown Hood.
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If you give me a little more
time, I can come up with another...
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No, we like this.
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You ask me, this sounds
like a million dollar idea.
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I just drove by the
site. Where are the guys?
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Oh, Frank called it a day
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and decided to invite
everybody back to your place
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for beers and tall tales.
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Oh, you didn't wanna go?
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Somebody's gotta balance the books
here, Archie, they're bit of a mess.
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How so?
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Well, for starters, nobody
received their Christmas bonuses.
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- Your dad never missed a year.
- We'll bounce back,
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Mr. Keller, we just need more time.
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You gotta remember
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at this point Fred is three
sheets to the wind, okay?
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And he's somehow convinced himself
that stealing Seaside's mascot
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would give Riverdale the edge
in the playoff game, okay?
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So, he climbs over
this big fence, right,
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and he goes to grab Peter
the Pig out of his pen,
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and get this, he can't climb back out.
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He is absolutely trapped.
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So, the next morning, security shows up,
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and there's Fred, all
curled up in the mud,
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holding on to this squealing hog,
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and without missing a
beat, my brother says,
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"I got the bacon. You got the eggs?"
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Your old man sure knew
how to pick a crew.
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Reminds me of the guys I served with.
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Mr. Keller said some
of the guys were upset
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they didn't get their bonuses this year.
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Hmm, you're so much like your dad.
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Always worried about other people.
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Relax, we got this.
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For you.
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Mija, how very generous.
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But do I need to remind you that I
actually own the patent on this rum?
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Correction, Daddy.
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You own the patent on sad,
tired molasses-based rum.
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Ours is maple-based.
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And, in a pre-emptive
move to rum-block you,
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we had a scientist analyze it.
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According to him, by making
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the main ingredient maple syrup,
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our rum's DNA has changed by 51%.
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Which means, legally,
you can't sue or stop us.
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And, should you be inspired to create
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your own version of our invention,
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consider yourself forewarned,
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because we control the
patent on maple rum.
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So, toodles.
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In other words, Daddy,
our rum war is back on.
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Your instincts were right again, Betty.
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As requested, I did
some digging on Bret.
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And what did you find?
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- Betty, what's up?
- I'm so onto you, Bret.
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God, you just think
you're so untouchable,
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and that everyone is beneath you,
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but the truth is, you
are a filthy cheater.
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Whoa, Betty, hang on for
a minute, what's going on?
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Your roommate's father paid
someone to take the PSATs for him.
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Oh, but don't worry, his
father covered it all up,
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and then bought his way into Stonewall,
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as I'm sure he did with Yale, as well.
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Because the truth is,
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you haven't earned a single
thing in your life, Bret.
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You're just a pathetic rich kid.
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Why're you making me out
to be the villain here?
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It's not like I'm the
one writing a YA fiction
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based off the exploits
of your deranged father.
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Is that what your novel is about?
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Betty, wait. Betty?
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Cheryl, I've been musing.
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We now have a truly enviable product.
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But we still need to get the
word out to potential customers.
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So, what if we make La Bonne
Nuit our base of operations?
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Query.
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Didn't your daddykins revoke
this place's liquor licence?
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We wouldn't sell rum. We
would hand out free samples.
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And, instead of being a speakeasy,
252
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,339
we'd reopen La Bonne
Nuit as a dance club.
253
00:12:49,922 --> 00:12:51,204
Interesting.
254
00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:53,590
Sweaty people equals thirsty people,
255
00:12:53,592 --> 00:12:56,168
equals people desperate
for overpriced mocktails.
256
00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:59,671
Meanwhile, we covertly hand out
samples of our delicious homemade rum.
257
00:12:59,673 --> 00:13:01,840
Our coat check girl
could take down the names
258
00:13:01,842 --> 00:13:03,767
and orders of potential customers,
259
00:13:03,769 --> 00:13:06,011
and the legitimate money
we bring in at the club
260
00:13:06,013 --> 00:13:08,877
could help fund our shadow operation.
261
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,008
Kevin.
262
00:13:20,169 --> 00:13:21,693
Now's not a good time, Fangs.
263
00:13:21,695 --> 00:13:23,236
I'm waiting for my Grind'em date.
264
00:13:23,238 --> 00:13:24,880
I'm not stalking you.
265
00:13:24,882 --> 00:13:26,800
I'm just picking up a couple of burgers.
266
00:13:28,702 --> 00:13:33,797
But I want to apologize
for what I did to you.
267
00:13:33,799 --> 00:13:37,250
- I was under Edgar's control.
- Fangs, I get it.
268
00:13:37,252 --> 00:13:39,085
I was brainwashed by Edgar, too.
269
00:13:39,087 --> 00:13:40,921
But that doesn't mean we
should get back together.
270
00:13:40,923 --> 00:13:43,065
Can we just go on a date
and see what happens?
271
00:13:45,594 --> 00:13:47,260
Sorry, my date just got here.
272
00:13:47,262 --> 00:13:50,866
- Hi, are you Terry? I'm Kevin.
- Nice to meet you.
273
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,266
Listen, do you want to get out of here?
274
00:13:53,268 --> 00:13:55,268
I have a room at the Five Seasons.
275
00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:58,293
- Unless that's too forward?
- No, not at all.
276
00:14:06,415 --> 00:14:08,424
Tell me Bret is lying.
277
00:14:08,426 --> 00:14:11,451
Tell me that you didn't
exploit my family tragedy
278
00:14:11,453 --> 00:14:13,286
for a Baxter Brothers novel.
279
00:14:13,288 --> 00:14:15,455
Betty, it was a Hail Mary.
280
00:14:15,457 --> 00:14:17,952
I had to give the Baxter
Brotherhood something.
281
00:14:17,955 --> 00:14:20,603
I was never going to go through
with it without asking you first.
282
00:14:20,605 --> 00:14:23,296
And I didn't ask you because
I wasn't even going to do it.
283
00:14:23,299 --> 00:14:24,965
If you wanna use my life,
284
00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:26,466
you wanna write about the Black Hood,
285
00:14:26,468 --> 00:14:28,301
have the guts to ask me.
286
00:14:28,303 --> 00:14:30,571
- Don't lie to my face.
- I wasn't lying.
287
00:14:30,573 --> 00:14:32,138
No, you were just omitting the truth,
288
00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:35,141
which is exactly what you
did about the Quill and Skull,
289
00:14:35,143 --> 00:14:36,860
and about getting accepted into Yale.
290
00:14:36,862 --> 00:14:38,075
I told you about Yale,
291
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,105
I just had to figure out
the best time to do so.
292
00:14:40,108 --> 00:14:42,538
Oh, and the best time to do
so was right after we had sex?
293
00:14:42,541 --> 00:14:45,485
There isn't a handbook on
how to tell your girlfriend
294
00:14:45,488 --> 00:14:47,180
that you got accepted
to her dream school.
295
00:14:47,183 --> 00:14:50,156
Yeah, especially not when the only
reason you got accepted to Yale
296
00:14:50,158 --> 00:14:52,081
is because of this stupid school.
297
00:14:53,495 --> 00:14:56,663
Oh, is that what you think?
298
00:14:56,665 --> 00:14:58,474
That I don't deserve to go to Yale?
299
00:15:09,846 --> 00:15:11,679
Thanks.
300
00:15:11,681 --> 00:15:14,399
Good news, fellas. I just got off
the phone with the mayor's office,
301
00:15:14,401 --> 00:15:17,685
and we've been hired to repair
the drainage system in the prison.
302
00:15:17,687 --> 00:15:20,188
Government job, real money.
303
00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:22,035
We can't do that, Mr. Keller.
304
00:15:22,038 --> 00:15:23,691
We can't do business with Hiram Lodge.
305
00:15:23,693 --> 00:15:26,528
That prison represents everything
wrong and corrupt about this town.
306
00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:27,987
We'd be taking blood money from Hiram.
307
00:15:27,989 --> 00:15:29,414
My dad wouldn't do it. I won't either.
308
00:15:29,416 --> 00:15:32,426
Archie, we can't just do
business with the people we like.
309
00:15:32,429 --> 00:15:34,336
Kid made his decision, Tom.
310
00:15:34,339 --> 00:15:36,371
Yeah, well, I think he's
made the wrong decision.
311
00:15:36,373 --> 00:15:38,373
I don't know if he should be
getting advice from you about it.
312
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:39,591
Yeah, well, I'm family,
313
00:15:39,593 --> 00:15:41,259
so I got more to say
in this than you do.
314
00:15:41,261 --> 00:15:43,545
Look, I've made up my mind,
we'll figure out another way.
315
00:15:43,547 --> 00:15:45,505
And please, don't tell any
of the other crew about this.
316
00:15:45,507 --> 00:15:47,099
The morale's low enough as it is.
317
00:15:47,101 --> 00:15:48,476
Let's keep it between us.
318
00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:50,684
Okay.
319
00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:55,874
Hey, Betty. Do you have a minute?
320
00:15:55,877 --> 00:15:58,225
I just heard from my mentor at Yale.
321
00:15:58,228 --> 00:16:00,687
Yeah.
322
00:16:00,689 --> 00:16:03,231
What was it? My grades? My essay? What?
323
00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:06,025
Just rip the band-aid off, Charles.
324
00:16:06,027 --> 00:16:09,046
It wasn't any of that.
325
00:16:09,048 --> 00:16:12,049
It was that they didn't want to
accept the daughter of the Black Hood.
326
00:16:12,051 --> 00:16:14,909
They were afraid that if your
father's identity got out,
327
00:16:14,911 --> 00:16:18,483
it would generate bad press,
problems with other students.
328
00:16:18,486 --> 00:16:20,087
I'm sorry.
329
00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:40,577
What the hell is wrong with you, Bret?
330
00:16:40,579 --> 00:16:42,228
Why would you go and tell Betty that?
331
00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:43,278
How did you even know?
332
00:16:43,281 --> 00:16:45,071
DuPont mentioned something.
333
00:16:45,074 --> 00:16:47,108
I thought you were supposed
to be watching my back,
334
00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,524
- not stabbing it.
- Wait, look,
335
00:16:49,997 --> 00:16:51,946
I didn't do this to hurt you, Jones.
336
00:16:51,948 --> 00:16:54,833
I did it to get under Betty's
skin before the Quiz Show finals.
337
00:16:54,835 --> 00:16:57,502
So you threw a live grenade
into my relationship,
338
00:16:57,504 --> 00:16:59,671
so you could win a trivia contest?
339
00:16:59,673 --> 00:17:00,989
Of course.
340
00:17:00,991 --> 00:17:04,101
This is what it means
to be a Quill and Skull.
341
00:17:04,103 --> 00:17:08,831
To win at any cost, always.
342
00:17:18,642 --> 00:17:22,602
You'll never be
satisfied, will you, Dad?
343
00:17:22,604 --> 00:17:26,778
It wasn't enough that you had
to ruin my past and my present,
344
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,349
but you had to destroy my future too.
345
00:17:35,217 --> 00:17:38,727
Even rotting in the ground, you
still find ways to torture me.
346
00:17:44,501 --> 00:17:46,348
Not anymore.
347
00:17:49,389 --> 00:17:50,795
I'm done.
348
00:17:54,511 --> 00:17:58,280
I hate you!
349
00:18:04,905 --> 00:18:07,739
Betty. Betty! Betty.
350
00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:10,858
Honey. It's okay, honey. It's okay.
351
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:12,336
It's okay.
352
00:18:12,338 --> 00:18:14,011
I'm so sorry, honey.
353
00:18:14,014 --> 00:18:15,488
It's okay.
354
00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:17,306
Charles told me everything.
355
00:18:17,309 --> 00:18:18,634
I'm sorry.
356
00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:29,502
There he is, Big Red. Come join us.
357
00:18:29,504 --> 00:18:31,838
One second, Uncle Frank,
I'm just grabbing a soda.
358
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,715
Uh, where was I? Oh, right.
359
00:18:39,197 --> 00:18:41,038
- Hey.
- Carlos, did you want a beer?
360
00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:42,366
I'm good.
361
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:44,926
Um, listen, Archie,
362
00:18:44,929 --> 00:18:47,656
I heard we turned down
a government contract.
363
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:49,689
- Is that true?
- Where did you hear that?
364
00:18:49,691 --> 00:18:52,450
From my buddies working the gig.
365
00:18:52,452 --> 00:18:55,120
Look, Carlos, that's not
the kind of job we take.
366
00:18:55,122 --> 00:18:57,122
Well, some of the guys
are pretty pissed about it.
367
00:18:57,124 --> 00:18:59,082
There's a lot of tension on the site.
368
00:18:59,084 --> 00:19:02,626
Something doesn't change
soon, your crew's gonna quit.
369
00:19:02,629 --> 00:19:04,461
And some advice...
370
00:19:04,464 --> 00:19:07,415
You should spend a little more
time with your boots on the ground.
371
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,117
At the site, with us.
372
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,609
Okay?
373
00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:25,909
Okay, okay.
374
00:19:27,278 --> 00:19:29,462
What is with the tickling?
375
00:19:30,656 --> 00:19:34,149
Have you ever videotaped yourself?
376
00:19:34,152 --> 00:19:37,337
- Once. It didn't go well.
- No.
377
00:19:37,339 --> 00:19:39,412
Videotaped yourself getting tickled?
378
00:19:40,563 --> 00:19:43,373
Why does every date I go
on have to get super weird?
379
00:19:43,376 --> 00:19:45,536
It's just tickling. No sex.
380
00:19:45,538 --> 00:19:47,872
You don't even have
to take off your shirt.
381
00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:51,622
I direct you and another hot guy.
382
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,853
It's fun.
383
00:19:54,187 --> 00:19:56,540
And it pays.
384
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,826
- How much?
- Five grand a video.
385
00:20:03,616 --> 00:20:05,004
Um...
386
00:20:06,876 --> 00:20:08,710
So it's with another guy, not you?
387
00:20:08,713 --> 00:20:10,621
I just work the camera.
388
00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:15,292
But I have someone
who'd be really into you.
389
00:20:15,294 --> 00:20:16,801
A total beefcake.
390
00:20:18,038 --> 00:20:19,445
What do you say?
391
00:20:20,707 --> 00:20:25,043
- Sure.
- Cool, I'll text my guy.
392
00:20:25,045 --> 00:20:26,470
He's waiting down at the bar.
393
00:20:33,979 --> 00:20:35,520
You didn't have to come.
394
00:20:37,483 --> 00:20:38,656
Yes, I did.
395
00:20:40,152 --> 00:20:43,058
Especially after what your
mom told me downstairs.
396
00:20:46,066 --> 00:20:47,148
You okay?
397
00:20:49,017 --> 00:20:52,686
I mean, I fully spiraled in a cemetery.
398
00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:56,074
No, you had a human reaction
399
00:20:56,076 --> 00:20:58,860
to a situation that was
totally out of your control.
400
00:20:58,862 --> 00:21:01,195
I'm sorry that I wasn't there
for you when you needed me.
401
00:21:01,197 --> 00:21:04,341
I love you. I really hate when we fight.
402
00:21:04,343 --> 00:21:06,893
You deserve Yale, Jug.
403
00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:11,664
And I'm so happy for you.
404
00:21:11,666 --> 00:21:14,017
It's just hard for me to untangle
405
00:21:14,019 --> 00:21:17,219
that from how sad I am
that I won't be going.
406
00:21:17,222 --> 00:21:19,881
It's not fair.
407
00:21:19,883 --> 00:21:21,368
But I've been thinking...
408
00:21:23,219 --> 00:21:24,695
Stonewall got me into Yale,
409
00:21:24,697 --> 00:21:28,490
but what if I could pay it
forward, helping you win?
410
00:21:28,492 --> 00:21:30,659
- You mean the Quiz Show?
- No,
411
00:21:31,686 --> 00:21:33,303
you've got that in the bag.
412
00:21:33,305 --> 00:21:36,581
I'm talking about the other,
bigger game that we're playing.
413
00:22:13,102 --> 00:22:15,019
Cheryl, we're a hit.
414
00:22:15,021 --> 00:22:16,488
As is our maple concoction.
415
00:22:16,490 --> 00:22:18,415
But did you expect anything less?
416
00:22:18,417 --> 00:22:21,300
And we already have a long
list of interested buyers.
417
00:22:21,303 --> 00:22:23,228
Let's keep those free shots flowing.
418
00:22:24,256 --> 00:22:26,039
Sheriff's department.
419
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:28,574
What the hell is this?
420
00:22:28,576 --> 00:22:31,452
Haven't you been through
enough of them to know?
421
00:22:31,454 --> 00:22:34,618
- It's a raid.
- For some trumped up reason, no doubt.
422
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:35,502
You may be mayor,
423
00:22:35,505 --> 00:22:37,958
but you can't just barge in
here like you own the place.
424
00:22:37,961 --> 00:22:40,293
Well, this warrant says otherwise.
425
00:22:41,914 --> 00:22:43,413
It has been brought to my attention
426
00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:45,800
that there is alcohol
being sold on the premises.
427
00:22:45,803 --> 00:22:47,880
False, we aren't selling anything.
428
00:22:53,934 --> 00:22:57,978
You don't think I know what
game you girls are playing?
429
00:22:57,981 --> 00:23:00,314
Ladies, I'm the grand master.
430
00:23:00,316 --> 00:23:04,294
And when you play
against me, you'll lose
431
00:23:04,296 --> 00:23:07,530
every single time.
432
00:23:46,079 --> 00:23:48,654
Are you sure he understands
what kind of video we're making?
433
00:23:48,656 --> 00:23:50,489
That it's just tickling?
434
00:23:50,491 --> 00:23:51,633
Relax.
435
00:23:52,511 --> 00:23:54,535
Daryl's one of my top earners,
436
00:23:54,537 --> 00:23:57,705
and subscribers love it
when opposites pair up.
437
00:23:57,707 --> 00:24:01,059
Trust me, I've done hundreds of these.
438
00:24:01,061 --> 00:24:05,379
Did you say hundreds? What kind
of operation are you running?
439
00:24:05,381 --> 00:24:09,243
Play your cards right,
stud, and you'll find out.
440
00:24:17,845 --> 00:24:20,427
Fear not, we have a new batch brewing at
441
00:24:20,430 --> 00:24:22,635
Thistlehouse even as we lick our wounds.
442
00:24:26,545 --> 00:24:28,569
And to what end?
443
00:24:28,571 --> 00:24:30,955
To become floor polish like that batch?
444
00:24:30,957 --> 00:24:33,574
And I know my father, he'll
just keep raiding this place
445
00:24:33,576 --> 00:24:34,926
until we cry tio.
446
00:24:36,555 --> 00:24:40,640
Yes, he will raid this place.
447
00:24:40,642 --> 00:24:42,634
Why're you saying it
like it's a good thing?
448
00:24:42,636 --> 00:24:45,478
Because I've just had one
of my hellaciously simple,
449
00:24:45,479 --> 00:24:47,062
yet brilliant ideas.
450
00:24:47,065 --> 00:24:51,359
What if we keep this location open
as a nightclub as a distraction?
451
00:24:51,361 --> 00:24:53,094
Get him to focus on La Bonne Nuit
452
00:24:53,096 --> 00:24:56,597
while we relocate our
rum business elsewhere.
453
00:24:56,599 --> 00:24:58,983
Do you happen to have one
of these magical realms
454
00:24:58,985 --> 00:25:00,601
tucked away in your back pocket?
455
00:25:00,603 --> 00:25:04,071
Back pocket? More like top floor.
456
00:25:15,835 --> 00:25:18,953
You're a natural, Kev.
You have a great laugh.
457
00:25:18,955 --> 00:25:20,256
Terrific timber.
458
00:25:22,175 --> 00:25:23,411
Great.
459
00:25:25,961 --> 00:25:30,105
You can make a lot more if
and when you build a following.
460
00:25:30,108 --> 00:25:32,149
Terry, this is a one-time thing.
461
00:25:33,136 --> 00:25:36,020
That's a shame. You could
make some serious bank.
462
00:25:36,022 --> 00:25:37,743
All right, let me ask you.
463
00:25:38,808 --> 00:25:40,641
Would I always have to work with Daryl?
464
00:25:40,643 --> 00:25:44,437
Daryl's popular, but, no. Why?
465
00:25:44,439 --> 00:25:47,080
Did you have someone else in mind?
466
00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:49,367
Cheryl, what is this place?
467
00:25:49,369 --> 00:25:52,611
Mumsie's old brothel. The Maple Club.
468
00:25:52,613 --> 00:25:57,616
The most exclusive gentlemen's
club in town, just sitting here.
469
00:25:57,618 --> 00:26:00,953
Okay, but is a former
cathouse really on-brand
470
00:26:00,955 --> 00:26:03,622
for our female empowerment start-up?
471
00:26:03,624 --> 00:26:06,333
Mommy Dreadful was certainly
was no ally to the cause,
472
00:26:06,335 --> 00:26:10,004
but that doesn't mean we can't use
this place for our own purposes.
473
00:26:11,210 --> 00:26:13,340
Not only is its rent prepaid
for the rest of the year,
474
00:26:13,342 --> 00:26:16,469
but it is and has everything we need.
475
00:26:16,471 --> 00:26:18,488
Private drinking club, check.
476
00:26:18,490 --> 00:26:21,065
Premium security system, check.
477
00:26:21,068 --> 00:26:23,291
List of Riverdale's richest rubes...
478
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:29,861
Check.
479
00:26:33,704 --> 00:26:35,528
Look at all the names in here.
480
00:26:35,531 --> 00:26:37,531
Cheryl, do you realize what this is?
481
00:26:37,533 --> 00:26:39,033
Clients with the financial means
482
00:26:39,035 --> 00:26:40,475
to pay at the price point we require.
483
00:26:40,477 --> 00:26:42,369
Exactly.
484
00:26:42,371 --> 00:26:44,872
So, let's tap those
scumbags like maple trees
485
00:26:44,874 --> 00:26:47,041
and start making some real money.
486
00:26:47,043 --> 00:26:50,428
As a valued long-term client, we
wanted you to be the first to know
487
00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:52,671
that the Maple Club is reopening.
488
00:26:52,673 --> 00:26:54,673
No, we are no longer a bordello.
489
00:26:54,675 --> 00:26:57,051
Think of it more as a social club,
490
00:26:57,053 --> 00:26:59,386
offering exclusivity, discretion...
491
00:26:59,388 --> 00:27:01,680
...and high-end, maple-centric liquor,
492
00:27:01,682 --> 00:27:04,725
a brand so rare it can only
be purchased on the premises.
493
00:27:04,727 --> 00:27:05,768
Yes, I had a feeling
494
00:27:05,770 --> 00:27:07,111
that might be of interest to you.
495
00:27:07,113 --> 00:27:08,107
Of course...
496
00:27:08,110 --> 00:27:10,039
You'll be put at the top of the list.
497
00:27:12,377 --> 00:27:14,193
Between senior year
498
00:27:14,195 --> 00:27:17,404
and operating La Bonne Nuit as a cover,
499
00:27:17,406 --> 00:27:19,090
we're taking on quite the load.
500
00:27:20,910 --> 00:27:24,703
What we need is a
full-time live-in manager.
501
00:27:24,706 --> 00:27:26,849
Someone who will be beholden to us.
502
00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:30,280
Who will live, eat, and sleep here
503
00:27:30,283 --> 00:27:32,158
to ensure things run smoothly.
504
00:27:35,308 --> 00:27:36,882
I have the perfect candidate.
505
00:27:36,884 --> 00:27:38,854
You've got to be kidding me.
506
00:27:40,012 --> 00:27:44,336
- Cheryl, she's a killer.
- So was Betty's father.
507
00:27:44,339 --> 00:27:45,695
So was your father.
508
00:27:46,769 --> 00:27:47,983
True.
509
00:27:49,489 --> 00:27:52,490
Why have you come for
me, nightmare child?
510
00:27:52,492 --> 00:27:55,442
To offer you a change of venue, Mumsie.
511
00:27:55,444 --> 00:28:00,114
And a way for you to work off
your debt to society and to me.
512
00:28:00,116 --> 00:28:03,643
As long as you're willing to
play by our tightly coiled rules.
513
00:28:07,967 --> 00:28:09,450
I knew it was gonna happen,
514
00:28:09,453 --> 00:28:11,750
I just didn't think it was
gonna happen this quick.
515
00:28:11,752 --> 00:28:12,960
What's the problem, Mr. Keller?
516
00:28:12,962 --> 00:28:14,920
There's 200 bucks
missing from petty cash.
517
00:28:14,922 --> 00:28:16,100
You know anything about that, Frank?
518
00:28:16,102 --> 00:28:18,918
Yeah, I borrowed it against my salary.
519
00:28:18,921 --> 00:28:20,096
You mean, you stole it.
520
00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:22,469
You can't steel something when your
family name's on the shingle, Tom.
521
00:28:22,471 --> 00:28:24,138
Your brother put up that sign, Frank.
522
00:28:24,140 --> 00:28:25,782
It had nothing to do with you.
523
00:28:25,784 --> 00:28:27,854
Archie, I've done my best to help you,
524
00:28:27,857 --> 00:28:30,234
but if you're gonna stand beside
a piece of garbage like this,
525
00:28:30,236 --> 00:28:31,687
we're finished.
526
00:28:31,689 --> 00:28:33,079
Uncle Frank.
527
00:28:33,825 --> 00:28:34,874
Mr. Keller.
528
00:28:49,123 --> 00:28:52,166
That's it. I'm done. I quit.
529
00:28:52,168 --> 00:28:53,804
Any of you who want to work a job
530
00:28:53,807 --> 00:28:56,889
where you actually get paid,
you know where to find me.
531
00:29:07,183 --> 00:29:09,829
Just gonna keep giving
me the silent treatment?
532
00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:11,644
I stuck my neck out for you, Frank.
533
00:29:11,646 --> 00:29:13,187
How the hell could you
steal from the till?
534
00:29:13,189 --> 00:29:14,688
I didn't steal it.
535
00:29:14,690 --> 00:29:16,690
I borrowed it against my future salary.
536
00:29:16,692 --> 00:29:18,025
If you needed money, why
didn't you just come to me?
537
00:29:18,027 --> 00:29:19,960
Because you're my nephew.
538
00:29:19,963 --> 00:29:21,820
I'm a 40-year-old man, Archie.
539
00:29:21,822 --> 00:29:23,322
I did eight years in the military,
540
00:29:23,324 --> 00:29:24,582
seven of that in combat.
541
00:29:24,584 --> 00:29:26,492
How the hell do you
think it makes me feel
542
00:29:26,494 --> 00:29:28,733
to have to ask a teenager for a loan?
543
00:29:30,924 --> 00:29:32,498
What did you even need it for?
544
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:35,042
I got a hot tip, a
sure thing at the track.
545
00:29:35,045 --> 00:29:37,170
You're gambling with it?
546
00:29:39,098 --> 00:29:42,716
I was trying to earn enough
to pay the guys their bonuses.
547
00:29:42,718 --> 00:29:46,084
But go ahead and think the worst,
Archie, everybody else does.
548
00:29:51,444 --> 00:29:53,394
All right, we're on in five.
549
00:29:53,396 --> 00:29:54,690
One-two, one-two.
550
00:29:56,249 --> 00:29:57,940
Sound check, please.
551
00:29:57,942 --> 00:29:59,566
Cam one, over here, please.
552
00:30:06,718 --> 00:30:07,921
Betty.
553
00:30:08,577 --> 00:30:10,577
This is Mr. Brooks,
554
00:30:10,579 --> 00:30:12,933
the Yale recruiter I
was telling you about.
555
00:30:13,966 --> 00:30:16,541
Recruiter? It's a
pleasure to meet you, sir.
556
00:30:16,544 --> 00:30:18,043
The pleasure is mine.
557
00:30:18,045 --> 00:30:21,255
Forsythe was insistent
I see you in action.
558
00:30:21,257 --> 00:30:25,309
- He's your biggest cheerleader.
- And I'm his too.
559
00:30:25,311 --> 00:30:27,761
- Okay, break a leg out there.
- Okay, thanks.
560
00:30:27,763 --> 00:30:29,051
Nice to meet you.
561
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,891
- Betty.
- Hi.
562
00:30:32,893 --> 00:30:34,986
- Jughead told me about the recruiter.
- Mmm-hmm.
563
00:30:34,988 --> 00:30:36,821
If you win out there,
you get another shot?
564
00:30:36,823 --> 00:30:39,106
Yup, as if I wasn't
already stressed enough.
565
00:30:39,108 --> 00:30:41,567
Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I'm
just really excited for you.
566
00:30:41,569 --> 00:30:43,878
I left you a present in the greenroom.
567
00:31:13,267 --> 00:31:15,910
Oh, my God, Mom. What did you do?
568
00:31:20,877 --> 00:31:24,753
Well, hello, everyone, and
welcome to RIVW's Quiz Show.
569
00:31:24,755 --> 00:31:27,065
We have our returning
champions, Stonewall Prep,
570
00:31:27,067 --> 00:31:30,426
facing first-time
finalists Riverdale High.
571
00:31:30,428 --> 00:31:34,480
So, let's get quizzing.
572
00:31:34,482 --> 00:31:38,100
What country has the longest
coastline in continental Europe?
573
00:31:38,102 --> 00:31:39,435
Norway.
574
00:31:39,437 --> 00:31:40,486
Correct.
575
00:31:40,488 --> 00:31:42,730
The miracle of Dunkirk.
576
00:31:42,732 --> 00:31:43,973
Correct.
577
00:31:43,975 --> 00:31:46,826
Aft, bow, port, starboard.
578
00:31:46,828 --> 00:31:48,158
Correct.
579
00:31:48,161 --> 00:31:50,445
If the limit never approaches anything,
580
00:31:50,448 --> 00:31:53,383
- the limit does not exist.
- Correct.
581
00:31:53,385 --> 00:31:56,169
In his 1899 novella The Jungle Book,
582
00:31:56,171 --> 00:31:58,120
- what author...
- Rudyard Kipling.
583
00:31:58,122 --> 00:31:59,121
Correct.
584
00:31:59,123 --> 00:32:00,183
Demand...
585
00:32:00,186 --> 00:32:01,290
Demand side economics.
586
00:32:01,292 --> 00:32:02,729
Why are we even here?
587
00:32:02,732 --> 00:32:05,937
It's like she knows the answers
before the question are even asked.
588
00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:07,421
Burgundy, France.
589
00:32:07,423 --> 00:32:09,631
Oh, sorry, that's incorrect.
590
00:32:10,268 --> 00:32:11,684
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
591
00:32:11,686 --> 00:32:12,977
To Stonewall.
592
00:32:12,979 --> 00:32:15,137
Cotes du Rhone.
593
00:32:15,139 --> 00:32:16,847
Oh, sorry, that's also incorrect.
594
00:32:16,849 --> 00:32:18,537
It's Bordeaux, jackhole.
595
00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:20,076
Actually, Bret, it's Alsace.
596
00:32:20,078 --> 00:32:22,311
The correct answer is Alsace.
597
00:32:22,313 --> 00:32:23,938
Well, with the thrilling back and forth,
598
00:32:23,940 --> 00:32:26,649
the score's still tied at 520.
599
00:32:28,286 --> 00:32:30,194
Well, that sound can
only mean one thing,
600
00:32:30,196 --> 00:32:32,446
it is time for our final question.
601
00:32:32,449 --> 00:32:36,353
It's all your, B. Destroy that
pleated khaki trash monster.
602
00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:43,821
For the win.
603
00:32:43,824 --> 00:32:46,010
In a manual transmission vehicle,
604
00:32:46,012 --> 00:32:50,124
what mechanical device connects
two or more rotating shafts?
605
00:32:52,652 --> 00:32:54,036
Spark plug.
606
00:32:56,180 --> 00:32:57,565
That is incorrect.
607
00:33:01,477 --> 00:33:03,721
Riverdale, your chance to steal.
608
00:33:07,024 --> 00:33:08,331
The clutch.
609
00:33:09,669 --> 00:33:11,026
That is correct.
610
00:33:12,822 --> 00:33:16,012
Riverdale has won.
Riverdale are the winners.
611
00:33:16,015 --> 00:33:17,227
Oh, my God!
612
00:33:17,879 --> 00:33:19,659
Well, there you have it, everyone.
613
00:33:19,662 --> 00:33:22,204
Another fantastic Quiz
Show. Thanks for joining in.
614
00:33:22,206 --> 00:33:23,872
Say, "Victory."
615
00:33:23,874 --> 00:33:25,791
Victory.
616
00:33:25,793 --> 00:33:27,127
Okay, that's cute.
617
00:33:28,838 --> 00:33:32,381
I'll take genius
girlfriends for 200, Alex.
618
00:33:32,383 --> 00:33:33,483
I don't know what's better,
619
00:33:33,485 --> 00:33:35,428
the win or the look on Bret's face.
620
00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:38,053
Well, you're gonna to solve
every mystery in Connecticut,
621
00:33:38,055 --> 00:33:39,491
and we're going to eat a lot of pizza.
622
00:33:46,373 --> 00:33:48,731
It looks perfect there.
623
00:33:48,733 --> 00:33:51,362
And I'm so glad to see that
you're not beating yourself up.
624
00:33:51,365 --> 00:33:52,901
You did what you had to do.
625
00:33:55,215 --> 00:33:57,239
Yeah, not in the way
that you think, Mom.
626
00:33:57,241 --> 00:34:00,367
I didn't use the answers that you stole.
627
00:34:00,369 --> 00:34:02,795
I tore those up and threw them away.
628
00:34:02,797 --> 00:34:05,160
I wanted to beat Bret fair and square.
629
00:34:16,594 --> 00:34:19,053
- I take it the bet came in?
- Yeah.
630
00:34:19,055 --> 00:34:20,813
Turned $200 into ten grand.
631
00:34:20,815 --> 00:34:22,909
It's enough to pay the bonuses.
632
00:34:22,912 --> 00:34:24,480
We good now?
633
00:34:26,628 --> 00:34:28,812
This is great, Uncle Frank.
634
00:34:30,273 --> 00:34:32,124
But, no, we're not good.
635
00:34:32,127 --> 00:34:33,400
When you took that money,
636
00:34:33,402 --> 00:34:35,357
it felt like you were
stealing from my dad.
637
00:34:36,381 --> 00:34:38,906
I was just trying to help, Archie.
638
00:34:38,908 --> 00:34:41,617
It's not what you did.
It's how you did it.
639
00:34:41,619 --> 00:34:43,577
Andrews Construction
isn't just a business,
640
00:34:43,579 --> 00:34:45,120
it's my dad's legacy.
641
00:34:45,122 --> 00:34:47,506
We treat it with honor, with respect.
642
00:34:47,508 --> 00:34:49,054
This can't happen again.
643
00:34:51,179 --> 00:34:52,614
You sound just like him.
644
00:34:53,464 --> 00:34:55,020
And I understand.
645
00:35:02,690 --> 00:35:04,739
Betty! Betty!
646
00:35:18,989 --> 00:35:20,632
We did it, Mr. Honey. We won.
647
00:35:20,634 --> 00:35:22,658
You did, Ms. Cooper,
648
00:35:22,660 --> 00:35:26,395
and apparently how you
did it is a grave problem.
649
00:35:27,452 --> 00:35:29,367
I don't understand. What do you...
650
00:35:31,269 --> 00:35:34,706
This was found in the
trash inside your greenroom.
651
00:35:37,228 --> 00:35:39,466
My office, now!
652
00:35:56,785 --> 00:35:59,328
The school called. I
tried convincing Mr. Honey
653
00:35:59,331 --> 00:36:00,789
that you had nothing to do with it.
654
00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:03,500
That this was my doing to
try to give you an advantage.
655
00:36:03,502 --> 00:36:05,386
To balance the damage
your father has done.
656
00:36:05,388 --> 00:36:06,732
I know, Mom.
657
00:36:09,508 --> 00:36:11,109
Why aren't you at work?
658
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,585
Apparently, somebody
told my station manager,
659
00:36:15,588 --> 00:36:18,332
and I have been put on leave without pay
660
00:36:18,334 --> 00:36:20,184
for who knows how long.
661
00:36:20,186 --> 00:36:22,513
I just don't understand,
how could anyone find out?
662
00:36:22,516 --> 00:36:25,089
I mean, where's the
evidence? I was so careful.
663
00:36:25,091 --> 00:36:26,256
Exhibit A.
664
00:36:26,258 --> 00:36:29,203
Someone must have dug through my trash,
665
00:36:29,206 --> 00:36:30,644
probably Bret.
666
00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:32,229
But you didn't even use these answers.
667
00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:34,431
Doesn't matter. No one believes me.
668
00:36:34,433 --> 00:36:36,433
I saw how hard you studied, Betty.
669
00:36:36,435 --> 00:36:38,310
You earned that trophy.
670
00:36:38,312 --> 00:36:40,488
Well, according to Mr.
Honey, Riverdale's victory
671
00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:44,441
has been tainted by a cloud of scandal.
672
00:36:44,443 --> 00:36:48,081
So, it's been overturned.
Stonewall Prep wins again.
673
00:36:48,084 --> 00:36:51,568
And I've been suspended,
pending further investigation.
674
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,040
Before I say what I'm
about to say, Fangs,
675
00:37:00,042 --> 00:37:01,676
I wanna make one thing clear.
676
00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:04,679
This is not about me
wanting to get back together.
677
00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:06,022
Understand?
678
00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:08,465
I've heard better opening lines.
679
00:37:08,467 --> 00:37:10,017
I have a proposal for you.
680
00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:13,470
It's good money, on-camera work.
681
00:37:13,472 --> 00:37:16,306
It's a little weird, but
it'll be infinitely less weird
682
00:37:16,308 --> 00:37:17,548
if I do it with someone I know.
683
00:37:17,550 --> 00:37:19,681
On camera?
684
00:37:19,684 --> 00:37:21,142
What're you talking about, Kevin?
685
00:37:21,145 --> 00:37:26,106
Just... promise me you'll
keep an open mind. Okay, stud?
686
00:37:30,131 --> 00:37:31,780
Thanks for meeting me, Mr. Keller.
687
00:37:31,782 --> 00:37:33,708
I wanted to make sure
you got your bonus,
688
00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,951
and to apologize.
689
00:37:35,953 --> 00:37:39,380
I'm a grown man, Archie.
I can take care of myself.
690
00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:41,741
Would you consider coming
back to Andrews Construction?
691
00:37:42,435 --> 00:37:44,143
You know that I want to,
692
00:37:44,145 --> 00:37:45,826
but if Frank's going
to be sticking around,
693
00:37:45,829 --> 00:37:47,596
I just don't think that's a good idea.
694
00:37:49,008 --> 00:37:50,671
What if I made you foreman?
695
00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:55,846
Archie, you're a good
kid. You always have been.
696
00:37:55,848 --> 00:37:57,048
But you trust too much.
697
00:37:57,050 --> 00:37:58,932
I know who my Uncle
Frank is, Mr. Keller.
698
00:37:58,934 --> 00:38:01,351
Sure, he's a mixed bag.
699
00:38:01,353 --> 00:38:03,271
But I can't turn my back on family.
700
00:38:04,148 --> 00:38:05,373
I understand that.
701
00:38:07,693 --> 00:38:11,153
Good luck to you. I just
pray that Frank Andrews
702
00:38:11,155 --> 00:38:12,893
isn't the end of your dad's company.
703
00:38:13,866 --> 00:38:15,109
Thank you.
704
00:38:18,870 --> 00:38:22,681
One Maple Rum Punch and one Maplejito
705
00:38:22,684 --> 00:38:24,668
for Mr. Arklight and his guest.
706
00:38:26,813 --> 00:38:28,378
How's the front of house going?
707
00:38:28,380 --> 00:38:31,381
Busy. Word is spreading faster
than a fire at Thornhill.
708
00:38:31,383 --> 00:38:34,218
Hmm.
709
00:38:34,220 --> 00:38:37,938
It's Pop Tate. Apparently La
Bonne Nuit just got raided again.
710
00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:40,941
Heavens, whatever will
your father find this time?
711
00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:43,541
Let me think, a club of sweaty dancing
712
00:38:43,544 --> 00:38:45,872
teenagers imbibing virgin coladas,
713
00:38:45,874 --> 00:38:50,901
fizzy juice drinks, and
coffee-infused colas.
714
00:38:50,903 --> 00:38:54,126
To our two income streams
being up and running.
715
00:38:54,129 --> 00:38:55,550
I'll drink to that.
716
00:38:55,553 --> 00:38:58,926
Is this mask absolutely necessary?
717
00:39:00,913 --> 00:39:02,746
It's mandatory, Mother.
718
00:39:02,748 --> 00:39:05,249
Unless you want someone
to find out your identity,
719
00:39:05,251 --> 00:39:06,583
you'll keep that false face on
720
00:39:06,585 --> 00:39:08,418
and stay within the
walls of the Maple Club.
721
00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:10,254
And if you get the itch to run...
722
00:39:10,256 --> 00:39:13,474
...that ankle monitor and
proximity sensor I put on you
723
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:17,070
will start screeching like
a cat in heat, Mrs. Blossom.
724
00:39:17,072 --> 00:39:18,764
Take this as a win.
725
00:39:18,767 --> 00:39:21,597
You're under house-arrest, minding
our shop whilst we're in school.
726
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,612
But at least you're not in that
petri dish of a teen sex bunker.
727
00:39:28,941 --> 00:39:31,441
You're a pathological
lunatic, you know that, Bret?
728
00:39:31,443 --> 00:39:32,731
I know what you did to Betty.
729
00:39:32,734 --> 00:39:33,811
Easy, Forsythe.
730
00:39:33,813 --> 00:39:35,404
From what I hear, she did it to herself.
731
00:39:35,406 --> 00:39:38,574
You consider yourself to
be this elite man of honor,
732
00:39:38,576 --> 00:39:40,835
but you are nothing more
than a joke and a coward.
733
00:39:40,837 --> 00:39:43,287
You know, when you say
things like that, Forsythe,
734
00:39:43,289 --> 00:39:44,746
it really upsets me.
735
00:39:44,748 --> 00:39:48,083
Oh, I'm sorry. Have I
besmirched your precious honor?
736
00:39:48,085 --> 00:39:49,844
- You're damn right, you have.
- Good.
737
00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:52,296
Because as stated by the
Quill and Skull charter,
738
00:39:52,298 --> 00:39:53,922
any dispute between two members
739
00:39:53,924 --> 00:39:55,775
can be solved according to the code
740
00:39:55,777 --> 00:39:57,860
of the society of the founding fathers.
741
00:39:58,696 --> 00:39:59,990
A duel.
742
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,953
You can't be serious.
743
00:40:01,956 --> 00:40:04,807
Oh, I'm as serious as
a shot to the heart.
744
00:40:06,979 --> 00:40:09,062
- Um...
- Are you scared?
745
00:40:09,064 --> 00:40:13,626
No, amused at the thought
of your ponytailed girlfriend
746
00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:16,738
- weeping over your dead body.
- That's not gonna happen.
747
00:40:17,781 --> 00:40:20,550
So, sudden death? Yes or no?
748
00:40:21,762 --> 00:40:24,166
_
749
00:40:26,373 --> 00:40:27,623
- Hey.
- Hi.
750
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,386
I got here as soon as I
could. What's going on?
751
00:40:29,388 --> 00:40:32,553
I just don't think I can
do this anymore, Arch.
752
00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:35,551
I keep waiting for Jug to
come back, but he doesn't.
753
00:40:35,554 --> 00:40:38,281
And he won't. He won't ever come back.
754
00:40:40,311 --> 00:40:42,805
And I don't know how I'm
supposed to keep going.
755
00:40:47,236 --> 00:40:50,145
Day by day, Betty,
we'll get through this...
756
00:40:50,148 --> 00:40:51,418
together.
757
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